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[sentofight]

the entire dorm was fragrant with the sweet smells of baked goods ! one could even catch a whiff outside the building even ! a joint venture from the second year girls( yukari, fuuka, & the ever excited for any group activity; minako herself ! ) who had completely bogarted the kitchen completely for the day. the trio deciding it would be far more effective, && cheaper, to simply make all the confections they needed for valentine's day--- though it seemed as if they really just had the boys of the dorm to give any to, the rest no doubt going to themselves. a proper way to rev up galentine's day for sure !

of course, that didn't mean that there wasn't any care into those sweets that were going to their male companions. juggling fixing the various mistakes caused by fuuka, minako had taken a specific venture to make a separate set of cookies for her senpai specifically. remembering a passing comment once before that he wasn't the biggest fan of sweets, aiming to make something quasi on theme with chocolate but not so sugary that it would be a pain & a half for him. so after flipping through quite a bit of various recipes in books at the library & quite a few online on the dorm computer--- she had settled on madeleines ! the lot were more like small cakes anyways but easier to eat.

&& with that in mind she'd made sure to make the madeleines herself, little cookie sized cakes that were shaped not in their traditional shell appearance but that of a heart in honor of the holiday. of course being heart shaped was no doubt expected from the bright fool, after all she loved her senpai ! she loved junpei, she loved yukari & fuuka & everyone at the dorm ! all her friends held her heart so why shouldn't she treat them with cute little heart shaped treats ! valentine's day is about love in all it's forms ! delighted to see the batch come fresh out of the oven almost perfect, the lot was half dipped within some semisweet chocolate. half were left to dry, while half were then sprinkled with some nuts for garnish, stuck neatly( as she very, VERY meticulously made sure the pieces laid juuuuust right ) within the chocolate. the other half were then separated once more & that half got a different garnish of white chocolate lines piped thinly for decor.

once done, the madelines were gathered & wrapped up within a cute handkerchief & tied with a ribbon to be put aside so it didn't get mixed up with the other goods & sweets. everything was to be made ahead of time so that early on february fourteenth the girls rushed downstairs & put out all the various chocolates & baked goods upon the grand table within the dinning area in the lounge for everyone to partake in all day ! specific boxes from each of the girls had been placed with everyone's names upon them, each having small bits of fudge or chocolates with silly messages or drawings.

the little bundle of madelines sat upon the boxes from fuuka & yukari, but minako's gift came with a little note rather than just a name of which said:

for senpai, who is very sweet but doesn't like things that are super sweet. - arisato p.s; you have to get all of us white day gifts now haha !

The kitchen was off-limits--a war zone, none of the boys dared to step outside of the rooms, heck some decided to spend their time outside of the dorm fearing for their lives. For Akihiko, he would hate to be locked in his room for hours, so he opt to go and train. It would be a good use of his time instead of holing himself up in his room.

Akihiko went on his usual jog, met some school mates on his way, and even club mates who share similar training regimen. Hagakure visit is a must, too after a long jog.

Junpei had texted him saying that the girls had finished their culinary crimes and he can get back home. It was not like left because of them so he decided to stick around and pay a visit to Officer Kurosawa.

The golden boy was not dense as to what this day hold in meaning. He just rather feign ignorance which can help him avoid unnecessary situations. The girls in the dorm were probably make gifts--chocolate ones for the people they like? Well, he get that it is not necessarily for people you 'love' since he got some chocolates from his foster mother early this morning. How kind of her ... which is another reason he cannot fail on his mission. He is Sanada's soul now.

Going back to the dorm after bidding goodbye to officer Kurosawa, he hoped at least that someone took care of what Fuuka had ... concocted. Whoever the poor fellow will get her mystery food x, may their soul rest in pieces--peace.

The smell is enough to knock someone out with diabetes. Geez, what were they doing? "I'm back," he said swinging the door open. Seems like there were no one in the lounge. "Hm... " he walked toward the dining table where boxes of different red gradient color were placed. "Did they make all of these? Cool." eyes quickly lays on the ones marked for him. "Huh? Me?" he raised an eyebrow in confusion.

"I see. They made for all of us, huh. Well, if we all get knocked out, who is going to save us? Sigh..." what a predicament. Declining a girl's gift is like ... opening gates of hell upon yourself. He'd fight shadows day and night than being placed in a situation like this.

Thinking ...

"Doubt anything in here can kill Junpei, so we might as well have a fighting chance." pure logic, ladies and gentlemen.

"Besides, Mitsuru will do something ... I think," unless she rather see them willow in pain .... she wouldn't, would she? Sigh ...

"Argh, dang it. If it does not kill me, at least it might make me stronger," perhaps. He picked the first thing on top which was the bundle. Something was obvious that it was from leader--just the careful details yells it is Arisato. Always looking out for everyone.

"Let's see... madeleines?" His first impression was a cake or chocolate something. This was not a bad choice in all honesty. Creative and different. To be honest, he could use a little bit more sugar today after his workout but hey, these go well for breaks between studying and training in his room. Definitely, a thoughtful gift.

He picked his share and climbed up to his room to try them out. Arisato's madeleines were chef kiss. All that home economics classes seem to have paid off, huh. Hopefully, the same goes for Fuuka's stuff--and Yukari's.

A smile curled his lips upon seeing the note. Yep, that's their leader. "I do like sweet things, though. Some sweet things." he do indulge in some sweet fries from time to times. They keep the kid in his heart alive. Oh, and pancakes. Pancakes are good.

"White day gifts, huh... Geez, now that's a hard thing to do. I have to think about it from now." he placed the note on his desk to be a reminder for him to not forget about his new obligatory gifts haha. God help him to pick something back for the girls.

valentine's day | i still accept them if u send them ~ | @foolshoujo

[astro-inthestars]

Hi guess who feels like he just experienced 8 consecutive days in a matter of 2?

[kingmagnificoofrosas]

How suspiciously the royal couple began to openly flirt after the question about the heir.

Hehe~ Magnifico is naughty~😏

@inanelemon

Oh they do that everyday! Heir or no heir. Believe me. 😏

And seriously, Mags forgets his surroundings exist when it comes to Myrah. They're soulmates and it shows. They're oozing their love everywhere they go.

Also, you'd think Mags is the one who leads the flirting and teasing right? Hohoh ... you haven't seen Myrah on a good day 😂 and how hard Mags has to try to compose himself!

Mags held a speech not too long ago to inform the citizens of the upcoming summer festival and, don't ask me why Myrah did it -you must know, they stand close next to each other whenever there is an announcement, in the middle of him talking she goes *smacks lips* ✋🏻Bang! Spanked his butt. 😶

Flat hand ✋🏻 *smack*

You have no idea how hard I had to keep myself from laughing. I bet some of his guards were also fighting for their lives not to howl with laughter. Jonathan's shouders were trembling and Rowan even left the patio 😂

The people of Rosas at the front saw nothing but Magnifico's face suddenly growing stern. And Myrah just smiled as if nothing ever happened. We had this next to each other

😚🎶 - 😐

He forgot his words for a few seconds. 😂

[midmorningsong]

So this morning a staffmate told me about the recent Miami Zoo Kiwi incident that’s come to light, and I’ve been fucking livid all day.

Just been reading through a bunch of articles (majority NZ news sources) and the Zoo’s official statement, and somehow it’s even worse than what my irate coworker was able to convey to me. Miami Zoo had the absolute fucking privilege of receiving a (North Isl. Brown (?)) kiwi egg to hatch and raise as a species you would never normally see outside our little island at the bottom of the world as part of a some global zoo wildlife initiative.

Brief brief summary: viral videos coming out of this kiwi (Paora) being put on a table and patted by paying customers under bright lights, having selfies taken, made to run around during the day, keeper pursuing him whenever he tried to hide in his box. All around blasé attitude from keeper talking about this bird while he’s being paraded about on display. There’s video footage but I could seriously only stomach watching it once. He’s been there for 4 years and in the wake of this outrage they’re claiming to be building him a ‘proper enclosure’ now. He’s been handled like this at least 4 times a week and his current enclosure has been 3x3m.

They had access to super fucking detailed information on how to take care of this very sensitive and specialized animal, and what the fuck do they do? Disregard ALL of it to sell cutesy, ~rare bird~, self-obsessed animal encounters.

Either you knowingly and intentionally went against SO. MUCH. vital animal husbandry or you are just such a fuckwit you legitimately think it was good animal handling, I don’t know which is worse honestly. If it’s the former, congratulations; American Capitalism continues to be the most nasty, disrespectful piece of shit I see regularly parading about in broad daylight. If it’s the latter, then are your staff for real just exotic pet-obsessed freaks who showed up one day in a uniform and you just went ‘yeah sure you can be a zookeeper good enough’. Shoutout to that ‘keeper’ who had Paora’s head pinned to the fucking table with his fist going ‘hohoh yeah he’s just like a dog he loves being pat on the head’ yeah sure thing idiot I bet your zookeeper degree taught you all animals and birds especially just love being slapped around and treated like dogs.

The thing that’s got me the most though, is how over the top and pitiful they are being in their apology; “we’ve offended a nation...”, “it should have never happened”, “we are so sorry this video has caused stress to people”, ok yeah but fuck what we think why is there exactly ZERO mention of the stress, harm and sheer exploitation you have put this animal through??? Like yes, Paora is a taonga species and that is certainly adding to the severity of this response, but in and of itself the fact that their official statement answers ONLY to humans’ responses and outrage and not the failure to care for this animal is telling as fuck to me.

I really liked reading iwi leader Paora Haitana’s response (who Paora the kiwi is named after), in much nicer words than me expressing deep concern over the harm to Paora, the disrespect it is to him as a taonga species and us as protectors of them, and also heavy, heavy emphasis on words holding no shape under the weight of everything that has happened; they need to follow through and follow through right now with adequate care.

Personally I’d like to see Paora moved to a zoo that actually cares about his needs and conservation education over selling clickbait. I feel the love and intention of bringing him home to Aotearoa, though I don’t know how realistic that is with the risk of introducing diseases from abroad into the NZ populations. I also would expect a thorough investigation of Zoo Miami’s husbandry for all their species and the credentials of their staff.

Thanks for coming along to rant o’ clock, I’ll be back to reblogging regular fandom shit now so please don’t follow me if you’re expecting more of my own content lol. Enjoy some great twitter banter from this mess

[spamtoon]

DCRC Paperinik Week 6

Day of the Cold Sun gaming, some would even say. Raider gaming...

Hold on let me just get the book... ah here we are.

Club Pe.nguin Jumpscare sorry I've been sitting in the lofi room a while but uh. If you played the game as a kid i'd recommend cp.j wholeheartedly i've had fun with it ANYWAY paperinik time

hi camera 9... i've only been told one thing and that its that we May or May Not get camera 9 lore this issue so ooh. hohoh. autism hands

oh poor lyla. i'm sure there is actually a suspicion here considering its lyla lay but i'm sure they're selling power to st. canard. and other cities outside of calisota and into other states, because lord thats what real plants do sometimes

JFIOEAJFIOEAJ THE STUPID JESTER HAT im so mad. a bright green suit okay. alright. the most suspicious thing ever but sure

i love the way the "portable neutralizer" is just a machine gun.

the setup is intriguing in this one... donald choosing to stay for uno and smiling when scrooge is assigning him work, unlike what he'd usually do

i love the way he's just like Donald, Please. There's crime afoot, which is More Important Right Now i'm so. uno's so silly...........

camera 9 :((((( another you can see both their perspectives situation like lyla has to erase the tape to maintain the space time continuum but camera 9 :(((((((

omg... i know this is probably another situation where its like haha! we don't appreciate you and i just. lyla standing up for him because she KNOWS nothing is his fault and he's just trying to do his job and vnbvnxb.

the little raider winds look cool... sorry the way they show the juxtaposition of the two reporters and their personalities and their philosophies here--for the greater good utilitarianism versus public duty--sorry i took a class on visual communication and it counted as journalism so there was some journalism ethics stuff in there

im so mad. the way the raider did a perfect angus fangus because he can just. act like a total jerk and the only slipping was in. the vocabulary

i just realized it uses a truffula tree style text box to showcase the fake one thats silly

camera 9...... i dont have anything to add just camera 9.....................

the scene where lyla talks to donald as uno while teleporting him there is so stupid. goofy ahh dramatic irony im so mad OH NO WAIT IM STUPID ithought she was doing an uno impression. and she's WHAT A CLUB PENGUIN UPDATE

sorry i just. i accepted wholeheartedly that uno was in the future for a second (thinking lyla was immitating uno and duck avenger just saw uno in his vision because i jumped sentence to sentence) forgetting it was in the past like. if nobody knows about the stuff in ducklair tower and its that advanced before scrooge bought it either this ducklair guy must have been the third richest duck in the world or there's some kind of time-alien something going on. but thats for the larger plot

spamtoon g spamtoon gets confused by obvious time skips more at 5

i love how she waits until he's like full on his swing and focused determinately to be like man. that sure sucked that conversation i just had! relatable lyla

ough... her robot eyes are so cool sorry like i know shes more android because shes supposed to blend in but the litle hints like this are so cool

sick panel....... once again commenting paperinik's use of action lines and hatching

she's cute in these panels... i love how much faith she has in donald

nooooooo dont call her inefficient she likes having a personality....... caring about people..... you cant replace lyla lay....... i do wanna know what death you want to give her to you know convince people she's still definitely a normal duck

bro the robots are beefing. uno please lyla can think too

so thats why the time police said In Our Future... i am admittedly owndering why paperinik gambled on taking a Deal with the guy--maybe because he's like okay well i dont know how to stop you right now if the time police can't so um. i'll make myself look bad because theres no other way probably. but i guess they needed a safe space for donald and the raider to talk in. sorry boys this might be my fisrt misconception of the day

raider paperinik bonding... im glad everyone in this universe does not like angus fangus until proven otherwise

the panel integration in pk. this shot in paritcular ooh. sorry maybe this is because im not used to comics but i like when they get playful with the panel format

the little camera nine hints... sorry i am actively engaged in this story right now. good time travel dilemma they've presented here

the stupid fucking raider text bubble im so mad. i almost wish it was cloaked when he's disguised but i suppose its supposed to be the same voice the traditional raider has so characters like lyla would be able to tell

donald's so Smug in this little panel bit... interesting that he's here despite y'know. fate of the universe and stuff. but maybe he's gonna try and convince them for both outcomes--duckburg Doesn't explode and yet they snatch the thing from raider. we fucked up time but like for good! we hope.

oh hey! they actually did explain how they would have killed her right here right now actually--so i guess we're going Against the space time continuum now neat, and the future's going to be up in the air again. donald and the police are at odds now thank cog

get their ASSES paperinik!!! this replacement looks pretty cool though just maybe send them back a few decades

sorry i love this panel the way they end pk issues... ough. i like how much she tries to make it up for camera 9 knowing she can't actually tell him what's going on to all the footage and the pictures and ough. oughghuhg. she has her own decisions and she geuninely cares about people even though she's not supposed to and its beautiful

i thought several times about continuing in this but i think i may need to like. Not and thats okay. i'll get paperinik another time boys but at this rate i might catch up! one could hope! maybe next week i'll read that week's issue on the actual week rather than the first day of next week or far far later

[rosenmarille]

please tell me more about ur worldbuilding im so deathly curious

Hohoh thank you for asking!!

This is for my dnd campaign and an aspect that probably wont come up for ages so im happy to ramble about it here.

The setting is a modern middle eastern one, in a fantasy city state country that’s located circa where our Levante area is, so. In the subtropics, bordering an ocean in the west and landmass in the east, and within the “fertile crescent”. So historically theres relatively a lot of rain to do agriculture with.

However significant is that the entire country is surrounded by a wall of high mountains and generally sits pretty low compared to the landscape outside the mountain ring. The climate is appropriately much different than it is around outside the ring as well.

Heres a map I made for the place, im not a topographer or anything but I think it turned out pretty good! I didn’t put the lowered position in there visually but imagine its there. Those 3 islands are actually like. 3 spires that stick out of the water, it’s a land formation called the Trident.

So this is weird right!! How does this happen? The alps took 30 million years to form but if a geologist were to look at this theyd notice that it cant be any older than 10k years!! That’s fucked up and disturbing. Geologists hate him.

Well the explanation comes with the setup and plot!! 👀👀

as my players have found out recently, around every 5k years there seems to be this calamitous event manifesting as a huge deluge that wouldve completely wiped the place off the face of the earth… except it didn’t. its almost like there was a humungous shield or forcefield that upon failing to break under the pressure from above, instead forced the rock underneath to yield instead, pushing huge amounts of earth out at the sides. Add to that the expansive network of tunnels and city structures that they found underneath the modern city… all that earth had to go somewhere!!

Over the millennia, the rocks bordering the ocean have degraded (maybe most of it didn’t survive the initial creation/blast anyway), so now only the Trident is left.

That’s all well and good, very interesting worldbuilding, cool if you like geology I guess…. Except……. Checks calendar, uh-oh. 5k years have passed. What are we gonna do about it?

[evegwood]

I see, thanks again! Honestly I'm just hankering to see some Pauli Tunes at some point if only because Something about her as a character eludes me in a way that leaves me very intrigued and fascinated, hohoh. I think the abstract nature of many song lyrics is a great way to Imply something through their use but accidentally spoiling something is always a risk, so I getcha! Have a good one, chief! o7

As a special treat here are a bunch of Paulina songs!!

Landscape (Demo) by Florence + the Machine [link]

Cause she's just like the weather Can't hold her together Borne from dark water Daughter of the rain and snow

Control by Halsey [link]

I'm bigger than my body I'm colder than this home I'm meaner than my demons I'm bigger than these bones

Monument by Röyksopp & Robyn [link]

This will be my monument This will be a beacon when I'm gone Soon when that moment comes, I can say I did it all with love

Baptism by Crystal Castles [link]

This is your baptism And you can't forgive 'em

Play With Fire by The Birthday Massacre [link]

And every night The red light Will burn like your eyes Our time is never Cause we'll live forever

Destroy Everything You Touch by Ladytron [link]

What you touch you don't feel Do not know what you steal Destroy everything you touch today Please destroy me this way

Lyndia by General Ghost [link]

They gathered sticks from the woods and started a fire Not a question of whether they should condemn the outsider Your superstition has made up its mind Tied to the stake is a clean sacrifice

You'll Find a Way (Switch & Sinden Remix) by Santigold [link]

Don't reach too far You will fall over Don't be surprised what you discover Don't fear your call Can't pull us under You better watch out, run for cover

Signal 30 by Public Service Broadcasting [link]

You're driving a little too fast and have a false sense of confidence Watch it

Guillotine by YADi [link]

I don't need blue blood running through my veins Because like a queen, like a queen I can make you say you love me

I Go Hard, I Go Home by The Presets [link]

Forget about the things you want Forget about your hopes and dreams Focus on the here and now Just think who we could have been

Choke by I DON'T KNOW HOW BUT THEY FOUND ME [link]

Now shut your dirty mouth If I could burn this town I wouldn't hesitate To smile while you suffocate and die And that would be just fine

this is about half the playlist but i think the vibe comes across haha. enjoy!!

[magnoliawaltz]

I wish we had more Kazuki in TBY

Me too, anon. He was cool in a somewhat dangerous way, but also looked like he was going to disappear at any moment, as if only a mere vestige of his existence remained there.

But to be honest, following TBY's line of thought, if they showed more scenes of Kazuki just to have him be a scumbag father figure to KoSoushi I don't think I could take it lol. Do you realize he left the island without saying sorry to him once? Now that I think about, I don't remember him apologizing even to Soushi in DA. He only said he wanted to do that, but then there was nothing to forgive because Soushi was actually grateful.

Hohoh... Is that also part of Makabe Kazuki's hubris...

TBY was trying to remove itself from the shadow of Kazuki and Soushi's story, right. That's fine (it's not but let's pretend it is), but it also refused to give us relief by presenting his conclusion. It feels incomplete. Purposefully so (eternal return...), but still.

More than that, it feels like they intentionally omitted some vital scenes here and there to leave us speculating. The fact I keep seeing wildly different interpretations about his behavior in the last two episodes in the Japanese side is a good indicative of that. It's like the tabula rasa in that way. It could go either towards a positive development or a negative one, it is only full of potential.

And I am a pessimistic person, so I can only imagine somewhat gloomy scenarios after that ending lol. Because what I want most is to Kazuki to come to reject that island's way of thinking too. KoSoushi did a lot but it wasn't nearly enough, and he too embraced militaristic power with real zeal, otherwise he would have no voice there. Even the meaning of a blessing has been re-contextualized, so they've all supposedly been freed from any restrictions imposed by the Mir, right? Stop being a soldier, Kazuki. Stop.

Well, he already left that place anyway, maybe that's enough for now. I think it was meaningful to end TBY by having two characters who had to fight since childhood, to the point they stopped being human, leave with their deadly machines. They finally earned the opportunity to see the world with their own eyes and reevaluate their experiences.

[stevethehairington]

re: that last anon, we need the steddie version of the scene from the princess diaries when michael visits mia and she's wearing the nose pore strip 😭

i can totally picture eddie going "you've got a, uh" *gestures to nose*

and then steve getting flustered and pulling it off when he turns away and trying not to tear up 😭😭😭

OMG YES GLJFDG

steve and robin are having one of their girls nights and steve's in like. some silly pajama pants, like a pair with little cartoon peanuts and the phrase "go nuts" repeated all over or little rubber duckies or something equally as ridiculous, and robin had tied the top half of his hair up into this itty bitty little ponytail at the top and he has one of those terry cloth headbands pushing it back too, and he's got those nose pore strips on.

and the doorbell rings, and robin's in the kitchen mixing up her latest facemask potion, or maybe some margaritas or something lmao, and steve's closer to the door anyways, so he goes to answer it thinking it's the pizza they ordered or something.

but when he opens the door it's eddie, which is a total surprise.

and steve's like "eddie! did we have plans?" and eddie's just like "nah, i was just coming over to see if you wanted to do something. but i, uh, see you're busy."

and the corner of his mouth is tugging into this amused little grin, and steve looks down at his pj's and touches at his hair and laughs a little and goes "oh, uh, yeah robin's over." and eddie nods and then the grin grows as he points at steve's face, then goes, "you know you've got a, uh, little something..." he trails off and gestures to his nose.

and at that point steve had forgotten about the pore strips and his hand flies up to his nose and he's like oh, and he immediately turns around and like pull them off, but he may have been a bit too hasty because it stings and he hisses under his breath, and it's so obviously not quiet enough because he hears eddie chuckle behind him, and god that's embarrassing, and he's sure there's a big red mark across his nose now and he's going to look so stupid.

but he turns back around anyways, and eddie's got this stupidly fond look on his face that makes steve's heart flop, and steve doesn't want him to leave so he opens his mouth and blurts out "robin's making a coffee mud mask, if you- if you wanna stick around and try it with us."

and eddie's eyebrows lift, and he looks a little unsure, but then he's like "yeah, sure, why not" and he follows steve into the house.

and eddie ends up borrowing a pair of pajama pants (a stupid pair with bright yellow bananas and silly looking monkeys all over) from steve because it's dress code, according to robin and he eventually ends up tying his hair back (which has steve nearly inhaling a piece of pepperoni when he looks over to see it), and eddie lets robin paint his face with the mask, and she passes the bowl to eddie and lets him paint it onto steve's face, which is. hohoh boy. so good for steve. there is a lot of intense eye contact and a lot of gentle touches and a lot of steve holding his breath. and then steve helps robin with hers, and they all squish together onto the couch to watch the movie, and it's so cozy, eddie's thigh is pressed against steve's and their shoulders overlap, and eddie is so warm. and they, of course, take a break to clean their faces, maybe make another round of margaritas.

and then they pile back onto the couch, and eddie ends up falling asleep on steve's shoulder, and steve ends up tipping his head back against eddie's and he falls asleep too, and robin sneaks a photo with her polaroid that she will 100% show at their future wedding lmao.

[maiko1]

Being kyojuro twin. (I dream abt being his twin and now I jsut can't stop thinking abt it😲)

Everything kyojuro does, you did the same.

Meal time? You both cannot go without saying "tasty!" when eating.

Your very positive and so is kyojuro.

So after what happen to ur twin you went to tanjiro to learn more about the demon named "akaza"

"hm hm.. I see. I despise him alot!" you said while laughing even tho u were serious. "I'm willing to fight this guy for my twin!! I'll avenge him mwgahahah!!"

Tanjiro and his friend tries so hard to change ur mind so things won't happen again. So you lied.

You had to lie to these kid for their own good, you still can't get over ur twin brother death so your willing to sacrifice urself to avenge ur brother.

Everyone's adore you two so much so you can't continue living on without killing the demon who killed ur brother.

Right after ur done eating, you went into the deeper forest. Little did you know tanjiro and his friend are trying to stop you from fighting akaza.

"oho? What do we have here? Did kyojuro reborn?" you turn around as you kept on smilling. "I'm afraid not! I'm known as his twin sister/brother! And I'm guessing your akaza?"

"hohoh! I can't believe I'm meeting another kyojuro... Just like the one I dream. But since u look a little weak, why don't u turn into a demon? So that way I can fight you nonestop!"

"ill have the same answer as my brother. Its a no. I came here to end you!" you smile.

"ill go easy on you since ur a lil weak just like i said, but I think ur not going easy on me I suppose?"

"that's correct!"

You had the same breathing as him because you'll do anything he does. Even the breathing.

Tanjiro and his friend came because of how scared they gonna lose you.

"you damn weirdo, you should have stayed home! I'm not ready to lose another!!" inosuke yelled not wanting another hashira dead. "y/n-San! Please let us fight with you! We want to avenge his death too!!"

Oh how lovely these kid was. They must have been so broken about my twin death.

'Kyo, this may seem to be a bad decision but I'm afraid I will have to let them fight akaza with me.' before began fighting.

Yet no matter how badly injured you guys are, none of u could beat akaza before the sun is up. And because you were mostly injured and you had to close ur eye to focus on ur breathing, they thought u were dead.

"im not dead yet!" you yelled as they stop crying. "Y/N-SANNNN YOU SCARED US" zenitsu yelled but you could only hugged them.

Before you went out for a mission, You heard ur dad crying even tho you can't see it. I know he's in pain after what happen to ur twin brother.

You decided to get more stronger so one day you could finally beat akaza. Senjuro give you alot of support knowing he can't stop u either lol

[andromachos]

Hi big fan could you write an imagine for phantom blood dio with an anemic reader ^_^

PB!Dio Brando with an anemic S/O

tags: angst, hurt, comfort, empowerment

You met him when he took over your village. He had killed countless in gruesome ways. He didn't just drink from them, but instead, since he was recently graduated, he wanted to put on his studies for good use.

He captured the villagers and made them increasingly complex questions about hypothetical legal situations. All of them were loopholes he loved exploring. The people were relieved when they were killed.

Or so you heard. What mattered was that you were being brought to him by two zombies. They forcibly shove you into kneeling. He was comfortly manspreading, several books around him.

"Well, well, well, what do we have here? A precious little dolly is before me" he says, his voice so sweet and deadly. He flips around some pages and makes several noises of delight as he reads, kicking his legs too. He's a bookaholic.

"Tell me, little lamb, would you instantly believe the accused if they made an insanity claim, without a psychological exam before?"

You start breathing really hard. Everything pointed out to yes, because who would plead insanity? But then your quick mind realises that that was the very own situation he planned to put you through.

"You have to doubt it. If there's no concrete proof, it's possible the accused is lying, or being forced to claim it. They might even be buying time with the evaluation so their lawyer can come up with a better defense"

He closes his book, eyes shinning. "Excellent answer. Now tell me, how much time would the acussed buy with that move? And what are the legal processes you should do in the meantime?"

Sweat begins pouring down your temples. How could you know that, you were a Victorian commoner?!

"Don't know it, huh? Come here, read this bit to get a hint"

But you didn't stand up.

"Hohoh, so you aren't standing up"

"No..." you admit. He gets up and angrily stalks towards you but you finish your sentence. "I don't think I can. I'm anemic"

Dio was flabbergasted. He had never met an anemic person before.

I, the writer, want to assure you this sadistic serial killer is open minded, so I begin describing what is like to be anemic and how he reacts to it, in a way that you, who is anemic because you requested what an anemic person would, find condensending. I'll doxx you and send my followers against you if you criticize me btw 💜

"I see. But blood types don't matter to me. Every mortal is a blood bag at the end of the day"

"Yeah!" you cheer, feeling accepted. But you lose your balance.

Dio quickly catches you in his arms and looks at your dizzy face.

You were so fragile in his arms. He has never felt this way before.

"So you lack iron in your blood?" (see how much research I did? 😤). He carried you away, bridalstyle.

He gently laid you on his bed, and a flinch of fondness goes through his eyes. No! Dio Brando has great plans and he has to carry them through! He can't feel... things for this feeble mortal.

He brings every piece of metal jewelry he has and starts putting it on you. By the time you realize you had several rings in each finger, at least 20 rosaries, several metal objects just put on you like they were coins and you a cornerstore cat, and a crown. You have never had so much luxury.

He lifts you up again, his big male shoujo eyes looking at you. "Better now, pet?"

You bring him in for a kiss. He corresponds.

"This is lovely, but you aren't thinking this will put iron back in my blood right? Can you bring me some lentils please?"

Dio is heartbroken. "No, no, of course I knew that" He was a lawyer, not a biologist for fuck's sake. "Foolish mortal!"

He drinks from you, angrily. No one humiliates Dio Brando!

But he has to quickly set you down. Now he is the one on the floor, coughing, spitting your blood out and overall suffering.

Could this be-?

"It was you, y/n" he exclaims. "You were the Phantom Blood!"

[raven-at-the-writing-desk]

Hello!~ May I request a imagine of MC playing twister with the first year boys? Playing this game always brings laughs hahaha

Hello, Anon~

I looked up the rules for Twister. It appears that the average amount of players is...2? And the maximum number of players is 4.

If we include the MC with the first years, that makes 6--so I’m not quite certain how that would work. As such, I have elected to write headcanons instead, with the MC playing against each first year boy. I hope that is alright!

Curiouser and Curiouser...

Ace Trappola...

...is such a competitive brat about it.

Not only does he brag that he’ll win, but he’ll demand a prize if he does! How does buying him lunch sound?

Damn him, he’s good. Ace throws you cheeky grin every time he successfully pulls off a hard move.

He jeers and pokes fun at you every time your turn rolls around--and it really throws you off your game, and your balance.

Ace snatches the victory--and he, of course, takes every possible chance he gets to rub it in.

“Sucks for you, (Y/N)! Looks like you owe me free lunch. I’ll be sure to get whatever’s the most expensive on the menu that day, believe me~”

Deuce Spade...

...agrees to play immediately.

There’s nothing he’d rather do than chill with a good friend.

Er...the rules are rather simple, but you need to explain them a few times before Deuce fully grasps them.

He squeals in excitement whenever he lands on yellow (you would think it would be blue, based on how much you associate the color with him). Yellow reminds Deuce of baby chicks--and he thinks baby chicks are sooo adorable!

Deuce plays well enough for a while, but as soon as Twister forces him into a...compromising position against you, he just gets red in the face and collapses onto the mat.

His mother and grandmother have always taught him to be a gentleman, after all! It would not do to stay pressed up against you! That should only be for your S/O!

Jack Howl...

...needs some convincing to even play to begin with.

“Why should  I, when I could be doing school work or training instead?”

You do, however, manage to convince Jack to join in by framing Twister as a unique kind of training that tests your endurance!

He’s not screwing around. This wolf is determined to prove himself!

No matter what color or body part Jack spins, he maneuvers with ease--no part in thanks to his long limbs and athletic form.

It’s not long before you collapse from exhaustion and Jack claims the victory.

He confesses that it was fun training, and you two should do it again sometime!

Epel Felmier...

...is glad to have an excuse to skip his afternoon manners lesson.

“I’m going to hang out with some friends. Don’t come looking for me,” Epel told Vil and Rook before departing. They can’t stop him, after all--they’re not his Ma and Pa!

He’s excited for Twister. It reminds him of games he played in his childhood. There are not many forms of entertainment in his farming village, so Epel had to come up with many of his own simple games to pass the time.

Epel can’t last very long--his short stature and limbs fail him.

It is easily your win, but Epel is not a sore loser about it.

In fact, this only motivates him to work harder so he can, one day, defeat you at Twister!

Sebek Zigvolt...

...takes this WAY too seriously.

A retainer and knight of the Young Master shall never back down from any challenge, lest he bring dishonor upon Malleus’s great name!

Sebek is not all talk--he’s able to do anything the spinner requests of him.

Oh no, he has a habit of shouting (or, as Sebek would like to refer to it, “giving a battle cry”) every time he makes a move.

He ends up winning, but he does his best to lift your spirits. There is no shame in loss, after all! You should use this as an opportunity to grow.

“Hohoh! It was an admirable attempt on your part. No need to look so downtrodden!” Sebek will reassure you with a clap on the back. “You will only improve from here on out, human!”

[sentofight]

faty i lov u so much im SO eternally glad we met & that we still are mutuals & write & all that, because knowing u has been an absolute blast and i ADORE the way u come into ppls(my!) ask boxes with random stuff or just to expand on some other post, i think its all soooo endearing and each time u pick up a muse im always HEART EYES and im so happy for each dynamic...like gran&chrom??? leaders who can be so childish?? i think its EXCELLENT and is so needed for gran... hinata&machina are SO funny, and im rly glad theyre (somewhat) hitting it off, cuz i think at the end of the day hinata would kind of understand machina (WHICH i also love how eights like "dude its ok if ure not feeling good, but u should get help & not just disappear", i love eight. thank u for also loving eight). AND IM LOSING MY TRAIN OF THOUGHT but. thank u for all of this, its such a delight to know u and im always so so grateful...u make writing SO fun and i appreciate that everyday

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im legit confusion atm. this is so sweet my brain dysfunction and unresponsive. 

uh im not crying. ninja cutting onions are back at it. god who to pay to get rid of them haha ...

uuuh ... this is really ...sweat. really. and honestly i needed it ;u; it blows my mind that we know each other for that long and just you didnt give up on me because time and different fandom we got into. i’m happy u got me into writing ch/rom, you and arph tbh. i still think about how i only wrote chrom for the risen king shenanigans then he is forever rotting in my brain now. so thank you for this curse lmao seriously thank you for always being the one to watch my shitty posts and press the like button to them and supporting my ted talk endeavors even though they are 90% me crying about one thing or another.  type0... type0 dude is a fandom i thought i would give up on when everyone just disappeared but welp. rent free class zero in my brain weee. i did give up for a bit but then eight came back like henlo i require attention yes bring me back. then i added machina for the sole purpose of shenanigans then ..hahaha here comes the boooy~ hello boy~ welcome~ he’s never gonna give anyone up haha before them our ocs ... i love them so much. i love how einar, hinata and arph’s oc..im sorry i cant remember his name because einar refused to remember his name and kept calling him suzaka’s rat ...im sorry arph. but he is suzaku’s rat so where is the lie. hinata being the smol boy among them lmao. lays on the ground...final fantasy type 0 ocs..i will love them as if they were my own flesh and blood hand them all over to me. might frick up and work on more if it weren’t for the dead sign over the fandom but haha when did that ever....stopped me hohoh ....aaaaaaaaaa words words...words...i really dont know what to write????????/how to write??????? to express how much i want to squish your face and give you all the love you rightfully deserves???????????? ????? 2022 virtual hugs when??? i really really appreciate you sticking with me on every blog, on every whim i make and just roll with it and provide me with chef kiss asks when i need them. thank you so much for existing and love THE poteighto.

[tsukidrama]

hello!!

omg i listened to hange’s eng dub and… youre right it doesnt match 😭. it sounds like a disney channel voice, which isn't bad in itself but not in this context. i wouldn’t roast you for liking/not liking dub voices don’t worry, as i said there are some i can’t stand in my own language. it’s pretty hard to do better than romi park too, though the french va does a pretty good job (i found an extract here if you’re interested! you can hear a few others too, mikasa and erwin are pretty bad imo) and sometimes her voice sounds pretty hot, at least to me ahjdkfhdf. but i also watch in sub except when i’m watching it with someone and the japanese cast is really great in general.

im telling you, i couldn't get through 30 seconds... romi park EATS every role she has and she alone is enough to keep me on team sub tbh. i tend to default to subs when watching anime anyway.

kaj,nbsd,jfnsdk her voice is definitely a little sexy, catch me letting the whole video clip play just so i could listen to her talk 😭 also idk what it is but the way she looks without her glasses + the eye bandage just. .oohoo hohoh ohhphho (i groaned out loud when mikasa started talking, i hate it??? - jean's VA is killin it though).

and that’s including yelena WHO WAS SO GREAT IN THE LAST EP, i’m so glad you converted me to her cause between the two parts of the season because UGH akejzhfkjgfjhfezqkjfhzlf what a woman. bat shit crazy and hot woman. mappa did her SO GOOD. and that was a really good distraction to everything happening around because next week’s episode is going to be ROUGH for everyone. (spoiler alert if non manga readers are reading this, don’t continue) but porco’s death should be next week right? same for colt. i think it’s impossible to not be moved by what’s going to happen even if you don’t like the characters. isayama and mappa are great at making us sad about every character.

YESSSSSS I'D BEEN WAITING FOR THE AIRSHIP BOW SINCE THE PART 1 TRAILER DROPPED and in my heart i knew we would have to wait like a year but it was worth it. so much shit is about to hit the fan but it's a .001% reprieve every time her crazy ass limbers into view. i'm so excited for some of her cuter passive moments after the fighting.

[anime spoilers below]

yep :// almost definitely. last week's episode ended on the same cliffhanger as chapter 118, and 119 is where everything goes tits up. crispy colt, porco's literal fucking skull, falco's traumatizing rubber chicken titan, and then the 119 cliffhanger is the gunshot decapitation. im gonna lose my shit. typically mappa tends to put more like 1 1/2 or 2 chapters per episode, but A LOT is about to happen next week. personally i hope they show paths even it's just for a moment and makes me wanna rip my hair out when we see the to be continued...

as the oldest of all my siblings, colt's death hits me as one of the worst in the entire series. i can't, it literally guts me. i don't even care about him. and i don't even want to talk about porco (A TOTAL LIE) he's just such a sad character, i get so upset over him. he's such an asshole but it still hurts so bad... and then i ended up getting more attached to him when s4 was animated him as the sexiest mf man i've ever seen 😩 and now he is my husband so this next week will suck. and then i can quickly

i promise i wont send you tiktoks all the time but i saw this one and it reminded me too much of the latest trnt chapters to not send it to you.

have a lovely rest of your week! i hope you’re doing well.

-j

i like the tiktoks! jda;slkjlkn very true and canon. best part of emotionally healing lesbian relationships.

i'm hanging in there! i hope you have a good week too, good luck this sunday lmaooo

[the-true-earthshaker]

Earthshaker,

We have been blessed with numerous healthy nests this season and for that I thank you. However, our healthiest dragoness and our mightiest hunter produced a clutch of one single egg that was far more fragile than any of our element I have ever seen. The shell was brittle and chipped when barely shifted, and the stones were not brown, but gray. The Snapper that hatched from it is weak and small, and lacks any wings at all. It is definitely a Snapper, and bears the genes of his parents so he is truly one of ours, but I have never seen anything like him! What do you make of this?

Oh, dear. I know exactly what happened. He did not get enough of the earth magics, and his egg compensated by trying to make it so that he would be closer to the earth as a hatchling.

I do not think he will grow wings in time. I do not think this should damage him in any way, as long as his foundations are strong and his heart is good, but he will very likely remain wingless. Snappers and flight have a rocky (hohoh) history, so it is not the blow it would be to a spiral or skydancer, at least. And I will write a stern letter to any who tease him for his lack of wings!

[usotranslations]

Azami Izumida R [Twin Kingdoms] Stalwart’s Hell Cauldron Part 2

Tasuku: It’s not too hot… Then, you two come in.

Kumon: Right. … Ah, it’s hot!! Aw man, it’s really hot!! Careful Azami!

Azami: If Tasuku-san can do it, then… Uwa, it’s burning. This is way too fucking hot…

Old Man: All these young people are weak if they can’t handle this temperature.

Azami: It’s not weak.

Old Man: Whatever you say, you’re the one who can’t get in~.

Azami: Haa? I’ll show you. …I’m getting in.

Kumon: Ah, wait! I’ll do my best too!

~

Old Man: It’s getting hotter, isn’t it?

Tasuku: Feels fine to me.

Azami: Me too.

Kumon: Uuu~...

Azami: Oi, Kumon. If it’s too hot, get out. Wouldn’t want you to pass out in here or something.

Tasuku: Yeah, don’t force yourself.

Kumon: Sorry… Good luck!

Tasuku: When you get out, drink some water.

Kumon: Gotcha!

Old Man: Hohoh, and then there were three. To think youth had the ability to last so long with this waiting game.

Tasuku: Waiting game…

Old Man: I won’t lose to young people~.

Azami: Hey… Old man, your skin’s pretty clear.

Old Man: Yeah, you noticed? I soak in the bath every day so my skin’ll stay like this. I used to shower back then, but I learned it’s different if you soak in a bath every day.

Azami: Hee, you know your stuff… It’s true that soaking will help your skin.

Tasuku: Is that so.

Azami: When we get home, tell the ones who shower to bathe instead.

Tasuku: ...I figured you’d say that. Well, at least it’s beneficial.

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