What about Barbie!Reader seeing a phone for the first time?🥺❤️
Hiii lovey!! This went more funny than I thought it would but I hope you enjoy this conversation!💖
*Eddie really doesn’t know if you’re joking or not*
“Eddie this…this thing on the counter is uhm…doing something and making noise.” “The what?…oh that’s just my phone.” “What’s it doing?” “Uh it’s ringing and…vibrating.” “What kind of accessory is that? Why do you need something that makes noise and…vibrates?” “Uhm…uh it’s not…an accessory it’s a phone? Don’t..don’t you have one?” “I do but it’s just a little pink rectangle…with a sticker on it that looks like a screen…is this a real one?..it’s heavy and…ugly.” “Ugly? It’s just a phone it doesn’t need to be pretty.” “Even just a phone can be pretty.” “Right..of course.” “Oh this feels nice is this what it’s for?” “I have to be dreaming…” “oh man it stopped…Eddie fix it.” “It’s a phone not a back massager…it stopped because the person calling hung up…” “someone was calling?” “Yeah it’s how..people can talk to each other when we aren’t in the same house.” “See that’s why Dream houses don’t have walls so we can see each other even from across the street and talk to each other! You guys should just do that.” “Uh…yeah..I don’t think that’s gonna happen.” “Oh someone’s calling again…what do I do?” “Just hit the green button and say hello.” “Okay…uh green button..Hi this is Barbie!” “Good…no you’re supposed to…stay on the phone…not just walk away…and now I’m talking to myself…awesome.”
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Doing a Barbie Legacy Challenge in the Sims~! Original challenge created by @sims-himbo ~!
I’ll make updates on any significant moments that happen.
Starting with my first Generation Barbie, Barbie Brooks, aka Housewife Barbie~
She’s married Akira Kibo~ and they have a baby named Barbie-Anne, the heir for the next generation.
I also made a Barbie welcome mat cc cause why not lol.
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i saw that review on letterboxd of all the rhetorical questions for barbie and like… the more i think abt it, the more i’m certain that the review’s author fundamentally misunderstood the film. barbie land is not a utopia in the way that adults would think abt a utopia, like the author seems to imply… barbie land is canonically shaped by little girls playing with their dolls. that’s why we see a supreme court. thats why there are nobel prizes and authors and lawyers (also because that’s how the toys are marketed… would there be a mermaid in ur utopia??? there would be in mine!). that’s why barbie and ken don’t necessarily know what a boyfriend and girlfriend are “meant” to do (not to mention that the author’s assumption that sex is fundamental to a romantic relationship is problematic at best). that’s why barbie is indifferent to ken (i personally had the life size barbie and my sister had the barbie dream house—we had the working woman barbie game, i had the genie barbie gameboy game, we had countless barbie dolls; we didn’t own a single ken doll lol). barbie land is a world created by and for little girls as they play with their dolls (she says in a comment on the original post “don’t little girls play with their dolls in a sexual way?” and yeah, sure, some do. but i didn’t and i’m sure there are others who didn’t… just like there are some girls who completely mutilated their own dolls and made them into horrifying creatures)… that’s why stereotypical barbie starts having an existential crisis—because a grown woman begins to play with her doll again and starts reshaping barbie land… we, as the audience, are meant to understand this as an outlier to how barbie land is canonically created. the author also calls ken “crass” and “slovenly”… maybe after he builds the patriarchy in barbie land he becomes “crass” but i wouldn’t call him slovenly at any point in the film (i suppose this is just semantics tho).
also, please stop saying that barbie land is a reversal of the real world. it isn’t, even if that may have been the filmmakers intentions. again, barbie is indifferent to ken. she does not abuse him, she does not treat him like he exists to service her by cooking or cleaning or providing other favors for her… barbie does not oppress ken in the way that men oppress women in the real world (we have no idea if he owns property or where he lives and she doesn’t seem to particularly care—extremely different from the fact that women couldn’t have their own bank accounts or credit cards, get a mortgage on their own or divorce their husbands through no fault divorce until the second half of the 20th century in the us… within a lot of our mothers and grandmothers lifetimes!!!!) and it is a complete disservice to conflate or equate the two. we actually see barbie drawing clear boundaries around her time and space in regards to ken—this is not a reversal of misogyny as women and girls experience it in the real world, by any stretch of the imagination.
is the film perfect or revolutionary or radical? of course not. it was produced by major studios and corporations in hollywood. of course the barbie movie is a fucking commercial for barbie, like… to expect anything different is just extremely dumb on your part if u saw the trailer, saw the marketing, saw the interviews, bought a ticket, and sat ur ass in the theater, like be fuckin serious. but don’t do women and girls a disservice by discrediting the world and thoughts and ideas it could open up for them by seeing themselves be taken seriously on screen in a major summer blockbuster with stupid fucking questions because u want to feel superior to everyone else because YOU and ONLY YOU see through the capitalist marketing of lipstick pop girlboss feminism (especially when juxtaposed with the way the female characters are treated in oppenheimer, which we cannot help but compare to the barbie film with the viral marketing of barbenheimer).
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july 2024
" i didn't bring any presents, they can use the things i gave to your last ten children. " ( @barbiebraganca )
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Out of context lines shitpost
Quo in normal text and Nogolsta in bold.
So! It's Quo again. And this time with Nogolsta (ao3: I_Is_A_Fangirl_Yee) with me! She was the one who introduced me to fanfiction on that fateful dreary night during camp, reading out loud to the whole dorm. The BarbiexRacquelle wattpad fic will never leave me. And that's not a good thing, me being here is all your fault.
You're welcome :)
Anyways, it's been years since that happened and we finally officially met during our childcare course. And! We found that we were both in the batfam fandom too! So yeah, we got plans for fics in the future, mainly me writing with Nogolsta creating half the plotline and beta-ing.
Don't worry fic readers i make sure she is punished for her crimes against the bat boys. I personally make sure of it
Guys I'm being whacked with a crochet hook.
Stabbed. You're being stabbed with a crochet hook.
But other than that! We're both agents of chaos and say the most random shit that doesnt make sense to others. Therefore, we bring to you: ✨out of context lines shitpost✨
Enjoy reading them as much as we found it funny to document them. There will be more.
That sounds like a threat.
It was.
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Out of context fandom shit:
Nogolsta: Realistically, you can physically torture a 4-year-old
*Learning about how important child development is* Quo: I think I just got an angst idea
Quo: Nogolsta, Nogolsta. I need more torture ideas
Nogolsta: *sighs* Share the doc with me and I’ll add my ideas onto it.
Quo, while talking about emotional development: Hey Miss, so can little kids get anxiety or like panic attacks and stuff?
Nogolsta: *turns to Quo with the most disappointed look*
Teacher: Yes, if they’ve been in a traumatic situation.
Quo: *turns to Nogolsta with the most victorious look*
*Teacher talking about negative signs in child development* Quo: Holy shit
Nogolsta: *sneakily snapping a photo* I gotchu dude
Quo: Thank you
Quo: I took a test while I was sick and got a C :(
Nogolsta: I once took a test while high on pain medication
Quo: What
Nogolsta: 11 different pills. Swallowed all at once. With coffee.
Quo: Sometimes I wonder if you’re the real Tim.
Nogolsta: And I got an A.
Quo: You’re definitely the real Tim.
Teacher: So a child being in a negative environment like an abusive family can cause them anxiety. Now what’s the opposite of that? A loving supporting family— Yes?
Quo, lowering hand: So if a child is in that abusive environment…
Nogolsta: *turns to Quo for the second time with another disappointed look*
Quo, ignoring her: …and you say if they had anxiety, would that mean that they would have… panic attacks? Like a toddler as well?
Teacher: Well, it really depends on each person because no one can tell by just looking. They can have panic attacks, emotional outbursts, bed wetting, a number of things.
Quo, whispering: Bed-wetting. Missed that.
Nogolsta: *stabs Quo with a crochet hook under the desk*
Teacher, scrolling through the document: Oh look, here are some negative examples of bad childhoods.
Nogolsta, turning to Quo: That's for you!
Quo: I’m getting so many fic ideas rn
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Non-fandom:
*Makes a 126 cm long poster of child development areas*
Nogolsta: I hope this isn’t offensive, but could you realistically put this on as a hijab
Quo:
Quo: WeLl WhY NoT tRY iT?
Note: It worked.
Quo: I wanna kill myself
Nogolsta: Oh, don’t do that. I care for you too much for—
Quo: I wanna commit war crimes then
Nogolsta: I support that
*While making a poster* Nogolsta, drawing a pair of hands reaching out to a toy:
Quo: It looks like a cult sign. A hand reaching out to the sun
Nogolsta: Don’t judge my fingers!
*talking about drawing a baby playing with feet and toes*
Quo: Alright, but as long as you don’t draw—
Nogolsta: I’m NoT DRawiNG tOeS!
*Talking about drawing what a 3-5 year old is able to do*
Nogolsta: We could do dresses themselves here and then moving along to music in the other one
Quo: …I kinda like the going to toilet by themselves bit
Nogolsta: I’m not drawing a toilet
Quo: I wanna draw a toilet
Nogolsta: We’re not drawing a toilet
Quo: I wanna draw a toilet…
Nogolsta: We’re not drawing a toilet.
Note: We did not end up drawing a toilet :(
Nogolsta: So my cousin got slapped with a pancake
Quo: No one around me gives me context!
Teacher: So what’s the next section… ah, gifted and talented children!
*Quo and Nogolsta both flinch*
Nogolsta, whispering: The flashback I got from being a gifted kid
Quo: Who’s a gifted kid now
Nogolsta: Ha not me!
Quo: Me neither!
*Fist bump*
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Barbie!Reader and Eddie just make sense and I’d give you all my love if we could get some conversations between them💓💓
Hiii babes!! I agree it makes sense right? I will gladly take all your love😂 enjoy these random conversations between Eddie and Barbie!Reader💖
-find Eddie Munson x Barbie!Reader here✨
*Eddie just wants to make sure you have your floaty*
“Uh I like your swimsuit…it’s very…pink.” “Oh thank you honey it’s from the Malibu swim collection it’s one of my favorites…is the pool ready yet?” “Yeah about that…where are your floaties?” “Uhm well…I don’t know? They usually are just always…in the pool?” “This isn’t your pool remember? This isn’t your Dream-house it’s an apartment…so this pool doesn’t have your floaties in it.” “Oh no heart float that keeps me from actually getting wet?” “What do you mean keeps you from getting wet?” “Well the pool in the Dream house is…a sticker…I’ve never actually been in a pool with…water before.” “So you…you don’t know how to…swim.” “I’m Barbie…how hand can it be?” “Yeahhhh we gotta get you some floaties.”
“Eddie! Eddie I need help!” “What’s wrong? What…holy shit.” “I don’t know what happened I was just…trying to put on some blush and…and now I look like this…” “okay uhm well…did anything normally appear on your brush when you…did your makeup in Barbieland?” “Uhm…no? It just…was already on my cheeks…” “So…and don’t take this the wrong way but uh you…don’t know how to put on makeup do you?” “Oh god…how…how can I be Barbie without rosy cheeks and perfect eyelashes?” “You’ll just have to learn how to apply blush and uh…do your eyelashes…here you can watch people do their makeup on..you know what that’s not important just here…watch this and it’ll tell you step by step what to do.” “Oh look at her! She’s so nice and..so wow she’s so pretty!” “Yeah she’ll uh show you how to…do all this.” “Thank you Eddie!”
“You can’t be serious.” “What’s wrong?” “You…you can’t wear that.” “Why not? You said we are going to a concert this is my concert outfit…you don’t like it?” “What? No it’s…it’s great but this crowd isn’t exactly the kind that will appreciate the uhm pink sequin skirt and…heart shaped top…with fringe.” “Why not? Everyone likes fringe.” “Uh because this is…a metal concert…” “I know that’s why I wore my boots.” “You don’t have like…a pair of jeans?” “Of course I do…they are pink and flared with heart shaped pockets on the back.” “I should’ve known they’d be pink…” “want me to put those on?” “You know what? Fuck it…wear what you have on…I know how to fight.”
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