#{ the pig king.

[caffe1ne]

i love them <3

[duckwithadream]

HAPPY 15 MILLION SUBS TOMMY!!!

You deserve it and TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES!!<3

[theinvador-fanart]

[feldem0n]

Teacher: draw a pig

Me: a pig?

Teacher: yes, a pig.

Me: silent WELL NO A SINGLE WORD

it was a 'pig' for a psychological test, if anything. And it still worked, yeaaaaah. it was made in less than 1 minute...

and I will draw him with all respect later.

[dovedrangeas]

happy birthday king thanks for giving us the funniest mental image for dsmp that one time

[caged-crows]

thinking about chayanne & tallulah meeting their big uncle techno for the first time.

chayanne is really excited to meet the man they heard so many stories about from their dad. like actually getting to meet a story book hero.

tallulah is a little shy at first. after all, techno isn't exactly a small man. she hides behind wilbur's leg, peeking around at the piglin. after a while though, she warms up to him, hanging on to his every word when he speaks.

technoblade decides immediately upon meeting both of them that he would die for them and protect both of them, just as he would for both of their fathers.

[risingsunresistance]

hey if any of you get the playing cards from techno's shop (or if someone posts about it) lmk bc i wanna see all of the designs. i was gonna order some but i cant cancel the other order i just made and add them to the same order. i dont wanna pay ANOTHER $7 for shipping 😔

[yianny4green2]

JuneTBlade the Technoblade's Month Day 29: Perdurará / Will last

El tiempo pasara pero nadie olvidará a Technoblade, siempre Perdurará entre las canciones, el arte y las historias que todos compartimos gracias a él, Technoblade Never Die

Time will pass but no one will forget Technoblade, it will always last among the songs, art and stories that we all share thanks to him, Technoblade Never Die.

[star--anon]

Nobody ever considered that perhaps Techno's crown looks a little too big on his human-ish head and wayyyy too fucking small on his piglin head and one day it suddenly dawns on Philza that Techno's crown was made for a human head

[la-brielle]

royal portrait in Techno's honor

o7 king

image description undercut

[ID]: A digital art of Techno's mc character. He stands in profile with one hand on his silver sword. He's looking forward with a soft smile on his face. He's dressed in a deep red cape with white fur and blue Antarctic empire uniform underneath it. There's an emerald earring on his left pig ear. The painting has frames above and under Techno with golden geometric ornament. End of description

[simplepotatofarmer]

the best interpretation of c!techno's crown isn't a respect for monarchy - he has none, he's an anarchist, kings and queens mean nothing to him - but as a mocking of their false power.

a king is worth just as much to the common person as a pig wearing a crown is!

[elysianightsss]

Would you mind doing a dabble on Folklore!Piglin!Techno and his version of the Blood God and Voices? Like how he was picked, that’s if that’s part of his verse

Folklore!Piglin!Techno

Warnings: 18+, smut mentioned.

In the Folklore verse, Techno was chosen to be The Blood God, when the old one died. And when I say chosen I mean like Harry Potter chosen one. He had no relation to the last blood god, he just suddenly heard the voices.

At first he felt like he was going crazy, the voices wouldn’t be quiet. They had their opinions which they couldn’t wait to share with him. Techno had to learn to live with it, he had to learn to be patient and relax.

Due to being the new Blood God, the faes, fairfolk, elves and dwarves respected him as their new king. He lived like one, in an ancient building graced with the finest food and drink that could be found.

In keeping with tradition, after two hundred years of being king The Blood God is hounded by the voices in his head to find his ‘one’ or mate. A more common nickname for mates is ghivashel which means ‘treasure of treasures’ but Techno loves call you fiðrildi, which means butterfly. He will explain why later.

Just as Piglin speak Dwavish, their mating customs are quite similar to Dwarves too, however their primal instincts and urges are a whole lot stronger than theirs. Piglin are half pig so their animal side takes over and heightens everything.

Techno knew you were his mate when the voices instantly went quiet, it gave him a type of peace he never thought possible. The voices fell in love with you, every single one of them. They talked about you non stop, every little thing you did, whether is was cute or sweet and there were even the more crude ones.

The only time they were quiet for Techno now was when he was fucking you. The mating ritual was so important and powerful, Techno needed all his focus and attention on you. The voice understood that, something that Techno greatly appreciated.

[rivetgoth]

Friday the 13th New Dark Music!!

Insane day for alt music. We got:

TR/ST's Performance, the 5th studio album by TR/ST and already one of my no contest top favorite albums of the year.

Lower Tar's "Rat King," the newest single (second of the year) of local LA underground industrial techno legends.

So Below's In Hell, new very fun and well mixed EP from pop/dark electronic act So Below.

Bill Leeb's Model Kollapse, new solo album from Bill Leeb of EBM act Front Line Assembly featuring members of darkwave band Actors on a couple of tracks!

Sacred Skin's Born in Fire, punchy danceable second studio album of local darkwave/synthpop act Sacred Skin.

This is off the heels of August and early September bringing us new albums from modern dark acts IAMX, Geneva Jacuzzi, and Cold Gawd along with new singles from Cold Cave, Madeline Goldstein, and Pixel Grip, new single from Xeno & Oaklander alongside an album announcement, a PIG EP announcement, and the release of the first single from new Boy Harsher side project Safe Mind.

We are in a dark alternative renaissance right now.

[theinvador-fanart]

[hyper-lesbianism]

Some Technoblade Fun Facts for all you Techno Fans

1 .Did you know that Technoblade actually means "he who cannot die" in greek?

This means he chose this name knowing what it means cause of his famous catch phrase "Technoblade Never Dies"

2. Technoblade had ADHD

3. They put "Technoblade" in the Urban Dictoary described as A sentient pig who plays skywars and stabs orphans, sacrificing their blood to the blood god.

4. Technoblade is on Wikipedia

5. Technoblade was a fucking legend <3

o7 King, We Miss You

[rdm00n]

Happy birthday techno👑

I would like to thank you once again for making me get back into my Minecraft/mcyt phase<3 i love the community and the contents around here, even though there are some downs throughout the time its still wonderful to be apart from this community 🫶

A pig cupcake for you🫶 i miss you so much king.

Also here is some old art of him that i made, ill add more if i can find more<3

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