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carlyraejepsans · 9 months
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When I was like 15 I dated this guy named Wes and we would roleplay Soriel so then when we broke up it made me have a vendetta against the ship for a few years. You made me like them again though so thanks. Also I'm a lesbian now.
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linkedin-offficial · 2 months
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me when i get the opportunity to think about speculative biology and non-existent game mechanics in media i like
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Homer!Odysseus and Epic!Odysseus would try to kill each other if they ever met
#Homer!Odysseus: you sacrificed your men to save yourself? Detestable coward! How I wish I was never born if it would ensure you had not the#Epic!Odysseus: you’d understand if you *loved your wife.* But I guess a guy who stayed with Circe for a year wouldn’t know that!#H!Odysseus: do not speak of things you know nothing about! I long for my return to sweet Penelope but I have a duty to my men#E!Odysseus: A YEAR. A WHOLE YEAR. I WOULD KILL ANYTHING AND ANYONE TO GET A HOME A YEAR FASTER#H!Odysseus: that was clear when you served Scylla six men like they were cattle!#E!Odysseus: it was them or me! And don’t keep talking about my friends like you did any better. you’ll go home alone too#H!Odysseus: they doomed themselves when they ate Hyperion’s golden cattle. I am not responsible for their suffering. But you could have ens#H!Odysseus: Now Eurylochus’s body lies at the bottom of the sea where there can be no burial and no honour#E!Odysseus: AND I’LL GO HOME TO MY WIFE. MY BEAUTIFUL PERFECT LOVELY LOYAL WIFE WHO’S BEEN WAITING FOR ME FOR TWENTY YEARS.#E!Odysseus: and when I go home and she asks if I came back as fast as I could I’ll be able to answer honestly#H!Odysseus: WE HAD BEEN THROUGH MANY TRIALS. THE MEN NEEDED TO REST#E!Odysseus: FOR A YEAR???? DID THEY NEED TO REST FOR A YEAR??? AND DID THEY NEED THAT REST RIGHT AFTER A MONTH’S LONG REST WITH AEOLUS??? S#H!Odysseus: IF YOU WISHED FOR ITHACA SO DESPERATELY WHY DIDN’T YOU OBEY PALLAS ATHENA AND KILL THE CYCLOPS#E!Odysseus: *drawing sword* I WAS HAVING A ROUGH DAY#Epic the musical#Epic odysseus#The odyssey#odysseus#Homer#Greek mythology#Jorge rivera-herrans#nuclear war speaks
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jq37 · 5 months
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Siobhan Thompson, who has casually translated Elvish and Latin on this show on multiple occasions: Why do you expect me to know the etymological roots of British slang?
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void-dude · 21 days
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Hello! I really love your Tad strange au, but I was wondering. Can Tad change his shape and size? Like how Bill does during weirdmageddon.
Not sure if this WOULD happen for some reason but ...he CAN do THIS but MAN it's gonna hurt so bad that he probably won't do it again haha!
(I'm sorry I can't finish this any time soon but it's still cool enough to post I think!)
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Anyways say hi to nightmare Tad hiiii
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chalkrub · 1 year
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strange fellas
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kiss-my-asymptote · 1 year
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I’m fucking dying Astarion’s early party banter is him just flirting with all the companions and striking out; none of them are having it. When he comes on to Tav at the party, not only is he manipulating them, but they are literally his last choice. Not even plan b or c, Tav was plan ‘fuck it, I guess we’re doing this!’ and that clown still fell into his own pit trap.
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mewtwoandme · 4 days
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I was wondering if Jeo would cool in a Berrus costume from DragonBallZ Super?
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temeyes · 4 months
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omg can we get a Tommy meeting Soap for the first time if you haven’t done it already? I’m loving these Tommy and Si pieces
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let's just say their first meeting went well!
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regenderated · 1 year
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"rank the doctors" based on what!? which one is my favourite? which one i think is objectively the best? which one is most fuckable? which one has the nicest voice? best costume? best actor? best writing?
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mistercrowbar · 1 month
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Three AUdiirns I’ve had pinballing around in my brain
Guardian - stuck in time loop hell to save those he once adventured beside. I wrote about it almost a year ago, here.
Ascended - Astarion ascended, Aldiirn built his empire then took it all for himself.
Modern - union courier committing insurance fraud to help Astarion who can’t afford treatment with his high profile but exploitative modelling gig. Goes smooth until a photo of them together goes all over social media, then they gotta fake date to keep up the ruse. Inspired by @satanicspinosaurus!
Anyway i love how two of these are like high fantasy sorta-villainous AUs and then there’s fedex aldiirn with your parcel
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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 3 months
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Hi! Sorry to bother, but could you please tell me why you refer to Little Apple as her? When I looked up the wiki page, they used the it pronoun, and novel translations into my native tongue all use male pronoun. Is it audio-drama exclusive or something? P.S. I really love your art and appreciate you sharing it here! <3
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Never ask a donkey her pronouns.
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arttsuka · 4 months
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jedtaivus and their big limbless stone son 🥺😭❤️
Augustus starting to refer to Jed as "Dad" and Jed just starts sobbing. "It's enough to make a tiny grown man cry!"
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He's so small his body can't handle all the emotions
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shimmershy · 7 months
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Hiiiiii your chara & frisk are two of my favorites, 10/10 very blorbo of them to be rendered in your art style
If that made any sense, I really like your art! Okay byee, have a nice day/afternoon/night!!
Ahh wow, thank you so much!! I'm really glad you like them!! :D This made me realize I haven't drawn them in a bit so here's a little sketch I did!
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Well um. It was supposed to be a sketch but then I liked it and wanted to color it. You know how it is. They're reading together, but Chara can't stop complaining about how poorly-written the characters are or something, and Frisk can barely hold in their laughter, either because of how bad the book is, or the fact that Chara's so passionate about bashing it.
Anyway, I hope you have a nice day/afternoon/night as well!! :]
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markscherz · 8 months
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Are you a frog?
Hmm let’s check
• I can’t breathe through my skin for shit
• I swallow using peristalsis and not my eyes
• I have five fingers, not four
• I have keratinous skin structures
• My tongue attaches at the back, not the front.
All of those features disqualify me. So no, I am not a frog.
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r0ttkins · 1 year
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Brook x Jinbe however they’re terrible advice givers for Usopp. Least, one is terrible..
“Take your binder off for the night!” Says Jinbe.
“Smoke as much as you physically can.” Says Brook.
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the oracle has spoken, gay uncles (I love them as usopp's gay uncles who won't openly admit they are together but they are so obvious cuz they think that it's still 1909)
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