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conceptofjoy · 2 months

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big fan of characters who have it all under control when theyre put in situations but no idea how to be like a regular guy doing regular stuff when all is said and done.

#bitch me too the fuck #d talks #THERAPY

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brainrotcharacters · 1 month

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the easy grip on the knife. the leg over the seat. the hand over the other seat. the sassy "come get it" move. you know the bitch is smiling behind that mask even as he said the line.

#i can't believe i'm saying this #DEADPOOL CAN GET IT #Logan I'm sobbing I understand why you lunged at him #I would too bestie #it's the sass for me folks #paint that car white as much as they painted it red my god #a deadpool thirst post? from me? more likely than you'd think #this is a branch in realities i know it #i've never had Feelings for this motherfucker until this movie #all i'm left with is anger now because WHAT DOES HE WANT FROM ME #camera crew could have just made it landscape but noooooo they had to do a medium shot of this son of a bitch #i'm sending an especially affectionate fuck you in ryan reynolds' direction #i love how you love deadpool #deadpool #wolverine #deadpool and wolverine #wade wilson #logan howlett #poolverine #deadclaws #don't get me wrong i've always adored deadpool's personality. nobody's that hilarious and not have humongous balls i mean trauma.#but i've never went 'why he kinda' until this specific shot right here #@ camera crew why the fuck did you zoom in? WHY?#for me? well it's infuriating #do it again #gif is credit to the owner #30 tags aren't enough for me to dismantle how this shot made me feel. tumblr you gotta update #damn tumblr i'm tryna feed a village here #guys just find my other post

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artist-rat · 1 month

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my sister finished her first bg3 run, here's evil gang reunion photo <333 (withers invented polaroid for the occasion idc)

#bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #shadowheart #minthara #astarion #tav #oc: viivi @artharakka #he keeps the photo in his wallet too lol<3 #they're everything to me your honor i lov them severely #i stg gang so good #not Morally lmao #but so delicious n ride and die...#it truly felt like survival simulator #and lemme tell u.. these bitches Lived💯‼️#(and yes selûnite shadowheart in evil gang it's how we roll babey🙏)#they all said fuck everyone else in their own way

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krysmcscience · 4 months

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Narilambs your goat

Get adopted, idiot

#fanart #cult of the lamb #cotl #narilamb #cotl lamb #cotl narinder #cotl goat #narinder boutta throw hands up until the goat starts talking #then is just like - 'oh you crave violence??? bitch me too the fuck :)'#the lamb is absolutely standing on a box here - there is absolutely no way they are that tall #shorter than both their husband and adopted child - So Sad (yet so adorable)#anyway if the lamb isn't able to use the mating tent in the new update i will personally scream because I NEED CANON SHITTENS #i made this instead of sleeping or working on more important comics lol #ok time to go be sleepydelirious while inking other things

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heartorbit · 2 months

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catch us if you can! ☆

#the drawings that made my ipad scream in agony #project sekai #polysho #polysho week 2024 #emu otori #tsukasa tenma #nene kusanagi #rui kamishiro #pjsk #prsk #proseka #colorful stage #wxs #wonderlands x showtime #and tbh theyre pretty overt so #emukasa #ruinene #emks walk into a store in plain clothes and see rui and nene and emu goes Tsukasakun its the detectives we have to hide !!!!!#and tsukasa goes heh.. no need emu.. without our genius disguises snd hair extensions on they wont recognize a thing!!!#(both talking at 200db) (nene voice) Are they stupid?#ruis just a bit too happy about being consistently outsmarted to notice. emks is only winning at phantom thievery by looney tunes logic tho #Emukasa are just team rocket-ing it. and wxs miku much like the detestable Meowth #POLYSHOW WEEK IS KILLING ME AND I ONLY DID 2 DAYS #i drew this whole thing literally just bc i wanted emu in the phantom thief suit. everything else was secondary #my petition to abolish the costume gender lock #I NEVER WANT TO LOOK. AT ANY OF THESE FUCKING OUTFITS EVER AGAIN. EVERRRR. NIGHTMARE DRAWING.#COUGHS UP BLOOD AND GOES TO LESVE THE ROOM BUT I HIT MY HEAD ON THE DOORFRAME AND BLACK OUT.#this is gonna be a bitch to post on instagram with it's Stupid fucking Crop. Guh #FUCK I FORGOT TO PUT THE SHADOW ON THEIR STUPID HANDCUFF LINK dont care dont feel like it [coughs up more blood

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murcielago8 · 2 months

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kazutora is my favorite character but i barely draw him 😭

#tokyo revengers #tokyo revengers fanart #kazutora hanemiya #tokrev #this bitch hair too difficult to draw it makes me exausted #kazu w long hair 🩷💞💗💕#I FORGOT HIS EARRING BUT FUCK IT

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relaxxattack · 6 months

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people will really write rose as a badass girlboss as if her main character trait isn’t hubris. as if her main story arc wasn’t her fucking things over for everyone time and time again by assuming she was better and wiser. oh you think rose is a girlboss? rose who intentionally allowed herself to be corrupted by morally ambiguous terrors because she thought it might give her a slight mental advantage on the game? rose who willingly went along with the manipulation of a groomer because she thought his idea of putting a tumor into the universe was smart? THAT rose? that rose??? why don’t you ask her where the green sun is. since she’s such a competent and intelligent boss bitch

#rose lalonde #homestuck #tw grooming #this isn’t to say she’s not a bad bitch because like. she is. she did let herself get corrupted to kill jack and it was sick as fuck #she looked cool doing it and i would probably let her step on me or whatever #that doesn’t mean she’s smart or knows what she’s doing ever though #rose is a petty and emotional mess #and a silly little freak too #i say this because she is literally my favorite character by the way. this is not haterism #im just tired of the Perfect Smart Alt Girl Trope #have any of you seen beetlejuice #hsmeta #my meta #op

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c-hrona · 1 year

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The Lovers

(but make it a gif).

#trigun #trigun maximum #vashwood #vash the stampede #nicholas d. wolfwood #chronart #me: naaah i won't spend my whole free weekend to animate two idiots being tender as fuck #my friends: good boy you need to finish your other wips and ALSO REST #me: *animates for the whole weekend*#my friends: YOU FIEND SON OF A -#also please don't look at them noses for too long #noses are scary #animators are the strongest bitches on this goddamn planet for being able to animate noses

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ashthedestroyer · 1 year

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I like girls that are just a little bit strange. A bit bizarre, a lil weird, a lil spooky even. Something is slightly off about them and it makes them endearing. Also girls who have just lost the plot.

#wlw #lesbian #sapphic #lesbian pride #sapphic yearning #turns out the reason the girl I like has such strong punk rock vibes is because she’s British and tbh I should’ve seen it coming #like bitch me too #also bisexual women hi yes i love y’all too #my love for women is unparalleled #the kookiness in a girl’s personality is like adding cheese to pasta; best fuckin thing #terfs fuck off

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bunnieswithknives · 21 days

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Is Wolf and / or Flowers in any kind of relationship? Aside from Flowers being madly in love with reckless fun, that is

No Wolf/Flowers unfortunately, the ship I have in mind is significantly more insane.

#fop nature au #suggestive #him and the bad bitch he pulled by having anti-social and violent tendencies #art #digital art #oc/canon #Flowers OC #dale dimmadome #body horror #candy gore #light guro #ask to tag #they despise each other #Sorry you have to see this #Im not a big shipper. Tbh I would argue this isnt even romantic #but it is undeniable to me that they have something #two fucked up old men incapable of love who consistently hurt everyone around them #They dont even know how to feel bad about it #They are both selfish awful people who desperatly want connection but are too selfish and awful to get it #Their relationship is like if a QPR was evil #I have a concerning number of characters with this exact dynamic Im starting to think it says something about me #I like fucked up characters who make each other worse and are extremely codependent ok!!

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brainrotcharacters · 1 month

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makes me giggle to think of X2 Logan meeting dp&w Logan when this is a thing

#“don't tell me you fuckin liked it 🤨” “you have no idea 😃”#x2 logan is going to see that in the tva screens and go 🤨😳🏳️‍🌈⁉️#dp&w Logan going “you don't understand he's fucked up he's my favorite of these assholes”#and then turn around and yell at wade “FUCKTARD”#hear the distinct “oh he's adorable can't resist flirting with me across the room LOVE YOU TOO SHITFACE”#“KEEP AN EYE ON OUR DAUGHTER OR IT'S MY SWORDS IN YOUR DELICIOUS ABS IN THREE SECONDS”#x2 Logan going 🤨 at the daughter in question mary puppins #Logan being as hung up on Jean as he'd been might just Reconsider mr wade wilson #👀👀👀👀👀👀👀#pspsps Logan #one rainbow brigade bitch to another? i dont think jean can do that #she clawed u up that one time but see what walmart santa claus is doing here #he's riddling you with bullets ✅ fuckin emptying the cartridges on your scrumdiddlydumptruck ass #he's stabbing adamantium ADAMANTIUM swords in you up until the sword hilts ✅#Logan listen #jean needed to be with phoenix first before Doing All Those Things Which She Did With You #but Deadpool? Deadpool is in it for the shits and giggles #Look. I'm not a woman of science. But there seems to be Chemistry among us.#I'd hit the emergency meeting button but i don't fucking want to 😁#deadpool and wolverine #deadpool #wolverine #deadpool 3 #deadpool 2024 #logan howlett #wade wilson #poolverine #deadclaws #Deadpool and Wolverine Honda #Deadpool and Wolverine Honda Odyssey

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venomgaia · 3 months

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sm limbus scribbles too frm the past weeks between workin on things!

#driftoodles #limbus company #emil sinclair #heathcliff #don quixote #faust #meursault #ishmael #rodion #outis #hong lu #catherine earnshaw #matthew #im tagging that ship too bc. sure #meurcliff #ishdion #heathclair (?)#gonna have to actually like. make a sideblog at this point ive been drawin these fucks way too much #didnt think id get all that attached n mostly picked it up to parallel plau with friends #but uh. i guess this was forseen huh?#i gotta get better pics of my heathcliffs i draw irl they always end up so washed out =_=#also ik we dont know who the blonde bitch is in the background of heathcliff's rabbit art #but im like 100% certain its sinclair. sinclair n ryoshu are rabbits. to me #sometimes when im sad i like to draw critters eating food together. usually its malos xenoblade but lately ive been drawing don n rodya #canto vi #canto vi spoiler #canto 6 #limbus company spoilers

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timelessbian · 8 months

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poseidon being so whipped for sally that he lets her keep him on magical speed dial this is literally the funniest change the show could possibly have made

#pjo spoilers #pjotv #i mean bitch me too the fuck!!#you cannot tell me he didn't think he was about to get lucky #and instead he had to play therapist and willingly neglect his kid on the other side of the room i'm dhbvhfbfjndfnv #sally jackson #poseidon #i mean i know he canonically wanted to build her an undersea palace but a godly batsignal?? he's sooo down bad for her

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animentality · 1 month

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I forced my friend who hates epic fantasy to watch Lord of the Rings with me, and I mean that legitimately, like she literally said I'm not watching that, and I said while you're in my goddamn house, you're watching it. There's no negotiation.

Anyway, she spent the first half of the Two Towers bitching and complaining and saying everyone was boring and no one was pretty - she also called Aragorn mid, which honestly, to be honest, to be truthful, if I killed her, I'm pretty sure a judge and a jury would side with me for that one.

But I digress.

She spent the first half of the movie saying the movie sucked- and then she shut her goddamn mouth for the second half.

Because even the biggest epic fantasy haters in the world shut their whining mouths when they see the battle of helm's deep.

There is literally TOO MUCH cool shit happening for even the most normie of normies to hate on it.

Seriously. Elves showing up when the humans need them most, elven archers with the amazing long range volleys, orcs with ladders, orcs with HOOKS, bombing the wall down, Legolas riding down a shield as he shoots arrows, Aragorn throwing Gimli's ass at the bridge...

Gandalf arriving on his white horse with the Rohirrim to save the damn day...and yes, elsewhere, the Ents being awesome and fucking shit up...

Doesn't matter if you're a hater of all things epic fantasy.

This shit too fire for even you to resist the burn.

#Lord of the rings #lotr #seriously she was whining the whole time about how bored she was because God for fucking bid a movie have characters talking #or god forbid a movie like set up a plot #but mouth closed for the entirety of helms deep #also didn't complain so much about gollum smeagol ramblings #gollum is too fun a character for even her the mega epic fantasy haters to complain about him #but she mega hated legolas which is funny to me #he's a subtler character and he's way more interesting in the two towers than fellowship #but she still bitched about him the most #oh calling aragorn mid #oh this is an unforgivable crime

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bacchuschucklefuck · 3 months

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