babykiss24h

[holtbys-left-eyebrow]

hi!!! do you have any tips for someone getting into hockey for the first time. i want to follow the caps but i don't exactly know where to start especially since the season hasn't started (?) yet! thank you so much :-)

hi anon!!!! this ask genuinely made me smile, so i hope ur able to get something out of it (or at least maybe a list of what u don’t want to do lmao)

gonna put it under a readmore bc idk how to keep things short

ur right, the season hasn’t started yet! hockey season runs between october through the following april; there’s preseason games (for ✨funsies✨, no points) in september, and the stanley cup playoffs (our trophy run) happens from about mid to late april through till mid june.

the sport itself can be Really Confusing (no one knows what goaltender interference is), but luckily there’s a lot of online resources if ur interested in the rules, but you will Also just pick things up as you watch/listen. i’ve spent a lot of time (no joke) on the “hockey for dummies” webpage when i was watching minor leagues and couldn’t rely on announcers to tell me what was going on. that said: u don’t have to learn any of these things to be a fan, u can just be excited when ur team puts the puck in the net! that’s what we all want!

the two biggest tips i have are just: dive in and have fun. “dive in”: just pick a team (or a few, tho it sounds like you’ve chosen wisely hehe). “have fun”: exactly what it sounds like.

as for caps specific things:

the caps have an amazing broadcast team all around. if ur able to tune in (or pirate ;]) to televised games, u’ve got joe b and locker, some of the best announcers in the sport. if you’re like me, you’ll probably be listening to the radio broadcast with john walton! there’s no right way to enjoy the games, as long as you’re Enjoying them!! (and don’t feel like you have to tune into every game either, it’s nbd)

the caps fan community is truly great. since u sent me this ask on tumblr i’m assuming you’re active on here; the #caps lb tag is full of other fans that you can connect and chat with. and the ‘lb’ there means ‘liveblog’, we all tend to post our own reactions to the game as it’s happening (or talk about. unrelated things if the game is going poorly), that’s another great way to feel like you’re “watching with friends”.

if ur interested on “brushing up” on the team during the offseason, there’s a website called “russian machine never breaks” that’s been writing about caps and caps adjacent things (including reporting on the hershey bears’ calder cup win, our ahl affiliate!) since 2009 (which is around the same time i started following the team). they’re my go to resource for player profiles, game summaries, all that jazz. i recommend looking at some of the articles from the caps 2018 stanley cup run if you want some Feel Good Content

this is already long as hell and i’m not sure if i actually answered ur question so i’m actually gonna stop here and say if u have any other questions, i’m happy to answer them here or in my dms if you’d like! i’m always happy to make new fans feel welcome <3

[fastandcarlos]

Biggest Fan : ̗̀➛ Lando Norris

summary: lando had never expected to fall in love when he was invited to visit psg…that was until he met you

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landonorris: pretending to know what I’m doing 😂 thank you psg for inviting me to watch a game tonight - I loved it ⚽️

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username1: new signing when???

username2: I love that he went to watch the women, I heard he even stayed around to meet the players after too

danielricciardo: not you pretending to be good at another sport

landonorris: @/danielricciardo idk what you’re talking about, ronaldo is quaking in his boots 😂

username3: nobody show this photo to manchester united

oscarpiastri: so this is why you refused to have dinner with me tonight 🙄

username4: footballer lando was an aesthetic I did not prepare myself for

georgerussell63: personally very offended you didn’t invite me to come and enjoy this with you

logansargeant: I thought I taught you better than this…this is what we call soccer 🤦🏼‍♂️

landonorris: @/logansargeant get in the bin 🗑️

username5: I play football too, come and see me play instead 😂

ynusername: thank you for stopping by and seeing us, we had a great time meeting you and learning a bit more about formula 1 ☺️

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ynusername: quick getaway during the winter break ⛷️❤️

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username6: wait what whose the guy

username7: since when has y/n been in the dating game wtf

ybffusername: excuse me missus, you’ve got a lot of explaining to do

grace_geyoro: you said you were going on a solo ski holiday 🙄

ynusername: @/grace_geyoro whoops 💁🏻‍♀️

landonorris: the question is…are you as good a skier as you are footballer?

ynusername: @/landonorris I’m a woman of many talents 😂

username8: are we watching lando norris shoot his shot with the y/n y/l/n right now

username9: peep how y/n was the only player he followed after visiting psg

username10: can’t be the only thinking they’d make a pretty hot couple 🔥

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ynusername: thought I’d repay the favour and see what f1 is really about, thank you for a great day mclaren!! ps am i a papaya girl now?? 🏎️🧡

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mclaren: you’re welcome back anytime y/n 🧡🏎️

username11: how do you look better in papaya than in red and blue 😭

username12: the photo of lando’s garage too 🤔

oscarpiastri: it was lovely to meet you, make sure you come back and visit us soon!!

ynusername: @/oscarpiastri give me a date and time and I’ll be there…I had a blast!!

username13: has lando managed to turn y/n into an f1 girlie?? 😂

landonorris: definitely think you should stick to kicking a football around 😂

ynusername: @/landonorris I’d have been able to drive the car if I didn’t have such a rubbish teacher 👀

username14: something is brewing…trust me

georgerussell63: the mercedes garage is always open fyi 😂

ynusername: @/georgerussell63 lando told me to tell you I’m a mclaren girl now

username15: omg lando told y/n what to say

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f1wags: rumour has it around the paddock that y/n and lando aren’t just winning on the pitch and in the car but off them two. our sources have told us that the duo have been spotted throughout the weekend looking very close with each other. maybe not so much friends after all?

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username17: my heart won’t ha able to take it if these two start dating

username18: officially now my only otp

username19: lando has seemed to be a lot happier recently ☺️

username20: pls don’t break my heart like this lando

username21: they both deserve happiness!! we need confirmation asap

username22: I’ve never shipped two people harder

username23: apparently they were all over each other most of the weekend 🥰

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ynusername: huge win in lyon tonight, so proud to be part of this time ❤️💙

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psg_feminines: two goals and an assist…you’re our superstar y/n!

username24: yay y/n!! man of the match for sure tonight!

landonorris: huge win!! smashed it legend 💙❤️

ynusername: @/landonorris I didn’t realise you were watching 🥺

landonorris: @/ynusername ofc I never miss a match ⚽️

username25: it’s not fair how one person can look so good on the football field

oscarpiastri: can confirm that lando was glued to the screen for the entire match 😂

ynusername: @/oscarpiastri I’m so sorry you had to sit through it 😬

username26: lando’s so busy and yet he made time to cheer for y/n

username27: can you two just date…forever??

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ynusername: a well deserved weekend off, with some pretty cool company too 🌊🤍

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username28: LANDO LANDO LANDO AODLDQML

username29: damn I knew it

ybffusername: you’ve got to be kidding me right now omg

username30: my heart has never beated so fast in my life

landonorris: look at you all sunkissed and relaxed 🔥

ynusername: @/landonorris it’s amazing what a holiday - and pretty fun company - can do 🥺

username31: this is everything!!

danielricciardo: I’m guessing my invite just got lost in the post 😔

alex_albon: look at you two 😘☺️

username32: my two favourite people in the world

username33: oh to be on a beach with lando norris

oscarpiastri: make sure you bring him back in one piece y/n

ynusername: @/oscarpiastri 🫡🫡🫡

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ynusername: always an honour to wear the badge of my country, a great weekend of internationals before heading back to paris! merci ⚽️🏆

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landonorris: so glad I could be there to watch 🥺🥰

username34: lando was there that’s so sweet

username35: notice all of lando’s friends in the likes, they adore y/n too

username36: people on social media are saying how loud lando was all night long

username37: @/username36 I was there…he didn’t stop cheering every time y/n touched the ball ☺️

alex_albon: who knew watching football could be so fun 😂

oscarpiastri: even without lando I tuned in…what have you done to me y/n??

ynusername: @/oscarpiastri you’re so sweet, thank you 🥺

username38: y/n has been playing out of this world since she started talking to lando

username39: world cup incoming surely!!

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landonorris: adventuring with my favourite person ❤️💙

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georgerussell63: we get it okay, you’re not single anymore 😂

landonorris: @/georgerussell63 now you know how I’ve felt for all these years

ynusername: I had the best time with you!! thank you for being the best taxi driver 💕

landonorris: @/ynusername it’s an easy job with you as passenger princess

username40: you cannot convince me that these two aren’t just the cutest couple in the world

username41: being driven by lando is the dream, y/n is so lucky damn

danielricciardo: looks like a great adventure!! 🤩

maxverstappen1: love seeing you so happy brother ❤️

username42: wherever they are, I want to go

username43: still managing to get the papaya in too 😂🧡

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landonorris: champions league final ⚽️ so proud of you and the team my love for getting this far - you’re amazing!! 💙❤️

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alex_albon: good luck y/n, we’re rooting for you!!

oscarpiastri: lily is disapproving but I’m watching too, go y/n go!

georgerussell63: cannot wait to see you at the next race with that winners medal round your neck!

danielricciardo: ik nothing about football but hoping you win y/n ❤️

maxverstappen1: just remember to do what I don’t, aim at the goal 😂 you can do it y/n!

lewishamilton: no doubt in you y/n…victory is yours!!

mclaren: everyone at the mtc is rooting for you y/n 🧡🧡🧡

logansargeant: good luck on the soccer field y/n 🏆

lance_stroll: idk what the champions league is, but judging from your suit I’m guessing it’s serious - good luck y/n

carlossainz55: seeing as madrid aren’t playing I guess I can cheer for psg just for tonight 😂

charles_leclerc: allez y/n allez psg

ynusername: thank you for always supporting me - and everyone else too ❤️💙⚽️

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ynusername: winning on the field and off the field these days - ily lando 🩷💕

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landonorris: if anyone is winning, it’s definitely me 😂 thank you for choosing me 🧡❤️💙

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˗ˏˋ 𝐌𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐋𝐈𝐒𝐓 ! ´ˎ˗

[ahuublog]

dating murayama yoshiki

murayama is offended, irritated, seduced and turned on at the same time when you two firstly interact

cause why the hell you’re so unbearable

you’re not actually

it’s just he who doesn’t like losing

what is the competition? you both want to park the car at the same place in front of the small store – he’s with oya track and you’re with your own old minivan

yeah, you literally have an oral battle because of the park place, yeah

he clearly understands he’s wrong

cause you definitely put your hand on it first

and he is like “can you find another place” with his laid-back-arrogant look

and you’re like “wtf no”

you try to park your car already and go away cause he looks pretty intimidating and you start to suspect he’s from one of these gang-school or school-gangs and so on

but he turns on his little boyish mood

“girl there are plenty of other place there, take one and leave that to me”

why is he even doing that? he doesn’t know, he just can’t stop himself from speaking to you

and at that point you’re offended

so yeah you argue

“very significant and gentlemanly of you to fight with a girl who is half your size for a place which is not rented by you and not only that but also to speak with offending tone and have stupid behaviour” – you throw out all this line on him in a second and he’s just lost

so you go inside to buy some food

and the seller literally dies from laughing when murayama follows you in some minutes

it’s hilarious

you’re choosing food, quite proud of yourself though still a little scared, and murayama’s standing not so far away, pretending to pick up something too

in reality, he scowls and puffs

cause again, he’s offended

but excited

when you’re out and want to leave, he pulls himself together and blocks your way

with his body

like he’s standing in front of your minivan, hands on it

“tell me your name?” – he smirks

you scowl

of course you don’t do that

but you clearly don’t suspect that he memorizes your car number

so yeah a few days later you find him leaning on your minivan

with an irritating smirk on his face

well this smirk faints when he sees you

he seems embarrassed?

yeah he definitely is cause he hands you a freaking bar of chocolate, ruffle his hair, tries to smirk again, winks and

“wanna have a drink?”

now it’s you’re who is lost

you don’t go drinking with him – he’s a gangster in some case after all

but he meets you after the work – you close the hairdressing and twitch when you notice him standing not so far away

so it’s a little bit confusing

you expect him to do something and thus you’re tensed and murayama doesn’t know what to say

“i won’t stalk you or something like that” – he mumbles when you come to your house – “you’re just the first person who has equally irritated and amused me at the same time”

you let it go after that and smile

so yes he picks you up after work

and he introduces you to his friends some weeks later

you’re unexpectedly comfortable enough to agree to that

when furuya takes him to take some more soda – yeah, you’re so scary that they don’t even offer you alcohol, seki can’t hold it anymore

“please, save the school from crashing down and start dating murayama-san”

you chokes with your juice

“he’s been mad since he saw you” – he continues – “like he can’t talk about you cause he can’t even make a normal sentence and starts mumbling, puffing and swearing and he can’t NOT talk about you cause when he’s silent it’s even worse”

you’re shocked

as is murayama who hears that

so takes you away

“i’ll walk you home” – he says quietly again

you’re both silent for all the walk

but when it’s time to say goodbye, it just happens

he looks at you with such intense stare that you nearly gasp

and it just takes a few seconds before he moves forward and kisses you

and it’s FIERCE

like you don’t breathe at all cause murayama puts all his craziness into this

he hugs you and put his hand into your hair

it’s so powerful and sincere

like he doesn’t hold back

so yeah both of you can’t breathe when it stops

he just leans into your forehead

and kisses you one more time

so you’re an official girlfriend (“i bet you’re gonna be his wife” – furuya) of the head of oya

it’s scary to be the centre of attention

cause oya is shocked

and some leaders of other gangs are too

but murayama lets everyone know with his own methods that doesn’t anyone dare even breathe near you

and well that’s definitely a threat

he has a full way from i-deny-i-have-a-crush-on-you to be-my-one-and-only

you can’t stop smiling seeing murayama like that

like he’s a pretty intimidating fighter

but when you’re around he turns into a teenage school boy with his first love

you’re not better cause he always shocks you with something unexpected

give you camomiles? yes. send seki with a lunchbox cause you didn’t have proper breakfast? yes.

not to mention you’re met as a princess whenever you come to oya

quiet flirty things are the part of him

like he’s sitting on the chair, you come to him and he starts whispering you something with his seducing and goofy eyes

you’re lost when that happens but he doesn’t have to know that, at least at the beginning

he jokes that you’re the biggest weapon of oya cause you know how to break him in a second

how? he sits in front of you and you caress his eyebrows. he’s dead. literally.

he truly hardly stops himself from drooling

no.one.dares.ever.witness.that.

“should i ask furuya do that instead of me when i have work?” – you can’t stop joking about that cause again you both are teasing since the first meeting

murayama just pushes you on the sofa and kisses

it’s not necessary to talk about love, you both know you’re crazy about each other

[lukesaprince]

It’s official guys I have a work crush 😚

Spill the tea babe!!👀

Okay it’s not like a big deal or anything like it would never happen BUT basically part of my job is going to construction sites and in my role you have to be supervised by someone experienced until you’re signed off so I usually go with my team leader but today he was busy. Anyway, everyone on my team was also busy so they got this guy from another team to go with me because I can’t go by myself yet and he’s one of the few guys in the office that I actually find attractive and in an okay age range HAHA

I’ve never spoken to him before in nearly 6 months of working here because our work never overlaps and my team is very separate from the rest of the office. So now I have to be in a car for him for 2 hours and I’m like okay small talk how fucking awkward. To make things worse I had to drive and I’ve only driven the work cars once so I was already anxious about driving a new car and going to site basically by myself and EVERYTHING so I’m a very anxious girl here.

But I just started yapping and it was fine and we actually got along sooo well!! We both really like music and concerts and he’s a bit of a music geek which I find sooo hot like we just spoke about music and live gigs for so long!! He also plays bass guitar which I found out and now I can’t stop thinking about him playing it with his little noise cancelling headphones on and I die

He was saying like ‘I don’t really play like I just look at music notation and play it that way for fun’ and I’m like wtf that’s so cool and kind of hyped him up HAHA but he was so nice and kept assuring my driving because I kept commenting on how I didn’t know how to work the car or where I was going 😭😭 like I didn’t want to seem stupid but I was overthinking everything majorly I simply cannot deal with navigations AND a new car like please 😭 but he was assuring me and relating because he was the same when he started and it was just nice to have someone so chill and nice in the car with me

I felt like we were the same person we spoke about shopping and random stuff we just flowed like it was such easy conversation. I still felt awkward af and was getting a bit nervous talking to him but I think driving helped because then I semi had to concentrate

Anyway this has been a long story I won’t be offended if no one read the whole thing but I’ll keep yall updated ig 🙏

[x3rrorx]

Before OG’s statement was taken down I got a message from MG

After a while I said fuck it and to just have her call me on IG and all 3 of us could talk it out. She said no.

It’s clear she didn’t want to resolve anything but to become a problem. She wanted me to stop talking about OG as that gave another ex the spotlight that wasn’t MG anymore.

And once I didn’t back down to her demands… just like last time… she got snarky. She got angry and snarky. EXACTLY what she did last time. Cause she’s not getting her way and she does not like that.

“I’m for sure not getting on a call with that girl” Why? Cause you’re insecure and can’t acknowledge that she was with Noah before you? That offends you. You have this huge problem you’re trying to come to me about but won’t actually talk with the person you have the problem with to try and figure it out.

“If you wanna talk about having an adult conversation come back to me when you don’t have a gossip account that has hundreds of posts about me.” Oh like your blog which was pretty much a Noah Gossip Blog / Hit Piece that had over 300 posts about him… ahhh the hypocrisy. Gotta love it.

“She is trying to use you to get her name out there”… what name… The name I chose for her? OG? Cause she doesn’t want her name out there. I never put it out there. So what exactly are you talking about? Bands already know who she is before this. Sorry that they don’t talk to you but she’s already pretty known without this blog or me. Just seems more like jealousy from you that someone else is being talked about and not you. Since… her statement never had anything to do with you yet you somehow inserted yourself and made it about you.

“Don’t be so low using this type of language”Homie, I am an adult 😂 wtf. But whatever you say “deuces-hoe” 🥴 You wanna talk about low? “Useless clump of cells”….“inbred troll”… Ringing any fucking bells Carolina?

The second she realized I wasn’t backing down and didn’t care what she had to say she got pissy.

Right… Everything is on YOUR terms. You can say and do what you please but god forbid I do or say something. You are a hypocritical c u n t that is so jealous of anyone who is before you and after you. You want to be in the spotlight so bad. You are fucking weird dude. You are mentally unwell. Leave the 18 year old girl alone and move on from Noah. You’re a damn predator and it’s time to fucking stop.

[livelaughlovesubs]

I js realized how much people must HATE how loud and expressive I am , I thought I was doing good in social interactions wtf!! (｡•́︿•̀｡)

js to answer ur question in my previous ask, nobody made me sad other than myself, i realized that everybody will look at me weirdly if I went out full goth. (๑-﹏-๑)

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Honey, it’s alright. Don’t mind what other people think of you, there will always be people who don’t like you. Besides, the friends you currently have probably like how expressive or cheerful you are so don’t change it. Same with your crush, he isn’t this nice to girls he doesn’t like right?

For example, I remember very clearly when my friend told me my entire class finds me weird (it was years ago) when I asked why, she said it’s bc I’m not like every second girl (??) but she doesn’t mind it cuz it’s better this way

I wasn’t offended, I was more interested? Like I wondered what about me was so different. When I asked more of my friends, male or female, they all gave the same answers. Because of my dressing style (I dress a little formal, I like dressing shirts), because of how confident I am even though I’m petite and look feminine (??), cuz I don’t talk about guys 24/7 or gossip with other girls, cuz I draw and like anime, and because I’m good academically, especially in science, a male dominated category ;-;

I mean… wtf? Not because I offended them, no, because I’m a woman.

If you think about it, those aren’t good reasons to find me strange and ignore me. But I don’t plan on changing either. Just cuz they don’t like who I am doesn’t mean I have to change myself for them. It would mean I have to give up anime, drawing, my dressing style, my future by being bad in school/college and my personality. That’s not something I’m willing to sacrifice for a lot like them, who probably won’t like me afterwards anyway.

I think, from my perspective, you can find the most friends by treating everyone with respect. Also be open about what you like, or dislike, cuz you connect with others by these preferences. First thing is being confident about what is you. The things they didn’t like about me weren’t things like, I insulted them, I’m aggressive, where I’d understand them. Like then I’d try to change because those traits are problems. But no, since the things they didn’t like were normal things that make me who I am, I’m not going to fit into their world view.

Still treat everyone respectfully please, you can treat some better some worse, but there is a line on how good you have to treat everyone, at least.

[hoghtastic]

How would you know if someone has the same email address? you can only know that by hacking someone, if that is what you did or you so called friend (is he or she in the room with us?) then u hope you die from aids ❤️

wtf is wrong with you? leave that woman alone for fuckings sake.

and yes she had made her profile private for a long while, then deleted it and created a new one, which was on and off private for a while and you still feel the need to discredit her. are you so insecure about yourself that you cannot leave that girl alone while she did NOTHING to get any attention, just being stalked by a couple of people who either may have found out things OR interpreted things in a way that now is being interpreted in a very unfortunate way to discredit a person who hardly anyone knows anything about.

Also I DO have a couple of people I have talked to who had sent you stuff regarding this and your so called info about the allegedly same email address, and you had decided to post only half of it, by only screenshotting some of it and cutting out the things you didn't like.

me and a friend messaged that woman a couple of times and informed her about the things that were going on in case someone had or is really trying to hack her, sent her screens from the old blog and this one and she replied only one single thing. no text nothing. but a screenshot that showed that her ig is not even connected to any email address but ONLY her phone number and nothing else. so your "Source" is either yourself lying or someone lying and manipulating things. leave that woman alone, if you feel the need to do so, give your attention to someone who obviously enjoys it and not to someone who obviously is a private person (and either way past whatever there was or was not.)

excited to see if you once again will be so cowardly not post it or cut out the things you dislike.

First of all, why do you feel so personally offended about this? Someone brought it up and I simply replied to the best of my ability, with the info I had, and if you have some kind of reading comprehension, you’d know that I even stated I couldn’t confirm it was the absolute truth. So at the end of the day, it’s up to people to make their own judgement.

And if you’re within your right to doubt my “sources”, so am I to doubt yours. No one sent anything regarding this, other than the screenshots I mentioned. Plus, there is no way I can edit asks. They’re posted the way they’re sent, so no, I’m not manipulating anything or posting only the things I like. Why would I, anyway? It was never that serious and I have no personal interest in this matter. I’ve always been the first to say to just let it die, as real or not, it’s in the past and doesn’t matter anymore. Besides, I never “trash talked” artist girl (or anyone, for that matter), and I challenge you to search through all the blog’s posts and try to find one where I did.

That said, and since you’ve had your spotlight, I really hope we can put this matter to rest now, or if you wish to continue this discussion, I ask you to keep a civil tone, otherwise I won’t post anymore asks about this. (And yes, I’m warning you beforehand, so you won’t feel too offended about it.)

Have a nice day!

[zumpietoo]

Okay, I haaattteee to defend RAS and, unquestionably, there would be no Barfie if Cole hadn’t dumped PP, nor do I find them to remotely be “friends”, buuuuuttt....

A) there have always been trollings, if only to keep Barfies watching

B) you can actually now watch thru a different lens and, indeed, Slizzy took Jug for granted/pined for Douchie (gross as that might be)

C) Most importantly, WTF is this “RAS lied”, your endless obsession with “broke his promise”, etc? He didn’t and he owes you nothinggggg...

Ummm...Goldwater weighed in with him, didn’t do the actual interview and not like they didn’t fully coordinate everything, anyway. For pee arr

You wish and you wish.....and he certainly won’t do a jizzy one!

I agree it’s a shitshow (actually, everything about the comics is)----but, again, you wish and what is this obsession with “lies”????

I think you can effectively argue that for everything on the show (and, actually, Jabi IS great, you just don’t like it cuz in the way of your ded ship and racism)---the only reason jizzy worked, ever, was because SH IRL were a couple and had nice chemistry.....and you guys all wanna fuck/self insert as Slizzy/PP.

Plus, once, again, immaterial.

Dude, it’s a TeeVee show and all imaginary, anyway.....what “good” did it do? It doesn’t fucking matter....and, again, same applies to your highschool GF/BF, too...

When u write a front loaded show in its last season, you can do whatever you fucking please. Popularity is immaterial.

I fucking hate Pinkle....and this Tinkle is a fucking grooming predator. Plus, again? Doesn’t fucking matter if anybody’s “persuaded”. Your delusion will never not make me laugh....

No, he DGAF, likes to shoot off his yap and by “fans” you mean yourself.  And he isn’t, again, lying....

I don’t think he’s doing any of that?

He isn’t begging, either.....and LBR, the one who looks “desperate” is you, Snorty.....cuz you know you’re not getting dick (just like Slizzy and PP!!!)

Lookity, Snorty.....even Itsy-bitsy is starting grasp shit!!! However, Itsy? I doubt they’re gonna share a screen again, everrrrrrr....and I’d def savor that icky, chemistry kiss forever, just like PP has to!

Actually, weird as it was---this was probably one of the less offensive things in the episode....and, again, it’s supposed to be 2 teenager girls talking.....so I’m gonna whine about the ninety billion other, truly offensive things Babyman had in there.....oh and I kinda think Vermin was saying this to Slizzy to boost her confidence...

And Moronica turned out to be kweer-baiting????? Mahhhhh pearlssss!!! And be mad at both your kweens for that, as well...

Also, if the middle aged part upsets you, shouldn’t this anon be furious at Snorty for her icky fics?

Ummm....soooo, did you enjoy his tidy-whities or no, Snorty....cuz I thought you thought (inexplicably) he was hot....or were you mad cuz you needed your microscope with the zoom in?

Ummm....I thought RAS came to rescue the helm of the show from Babyman???? (yes, I will never, EVER stop with that!)

I don’t disagree with any of this....but I remain convinced KokeJ had to suck off (and likely still does) both RAS and Ted....plus this wasn’t what was asked or commented on....

So they’re offended cuz, again, KokeJ almost nekkid, just as has been the case, endlessly, since season 1....and just as it continues to be unimpressive? While pretending to be pissed cuz kweerbaiting? Just as has been done since season 1?

[snappleapple]

their favorite types of kisses

people in this - dream, georgenotfound, sapnap, wilbur, punz, jschlatt, awesamdude, quackity

headcanon!

the most disgusting fluff i’ve ever written

warning - cursing, i think that’s all but if there is more please do not hesitate to tell me :)

word count - 2k

a/n: okay okay, i might’ve lied earlier about that being my last post but this was short and easy to make which is why i would like to feed my readers this early haha. anyways, enjoy and please disregard the errors in this post, i hate proof reading anything lol. also, i’ve been very indecisive on the title and i might change it later and ooh, my masterlist will be made soon. i’ve just been feeling very unproductive these days. also, please put in requests, i am so bored and dumb therefore there are no ideas in this brain. and if you’d like a part 2, i might add more people for the part 2!anyways, peace!

dream -

i get the feeling that dream’s favorite type of kisses would be cheek kisses

he just likes to watch as you struggle to reach his height

“aw look at those little legs do their thing.”

ends up with you not giving him his kiss

and mans becomes SO pouty

“y/n…come on. don’t be this way.” :(

if you don’t kiss him on the cheek, will also become SO clingy and whiny

“why won’t you KISS ME!”

clenches his fists and stomps away like a teenage girl during puberty

slamming the door to your room

so then you have to go and give him all the kisses he wants

his face is slammed into your pillow

you sit on the side of the bed and pet his hair

leading him to stare up at you with puppy dog eyes

“i will give you all the kisses you want. so stop being so pouty, you big baby.”

will literally leave zero feet of space between you and him

taps his cheek to tell you he wants kisses

when you go on dates, will literally make you stand on your tippy toes to get his kisses

does not bend down at all and actually lifts his head higher to tease you

in other words, clingy but rude hoe

george -

george is a classic romantic

he loves just lip kisses

pecks or lingering ones

he doesn’t care

mans don’t need too many kisses

nor does he need to be too clingy

total opposite of dream and sapnap *ahem clingy ahem*

if he wants a kiss,

he will come over to you and get it

doesn’t get pouty if you’re busy

just waits patiently

doesn’t enjoy it when you interrupt him when he’s streaming so you do your own thing

when you’re watching a movie with him,

he will literally only stare at you with his cute smile

and listen to your every criticism of the movie

he likes to just peck your lips whenever he feels like it

and you’re just not surprised anymore

just likes to stare at your lips whenever you talk

overall, is very sweet but not to an extent with showing affection

sapnap -

omg

sapnap just vibes with neck kisses

it tickles his neck and he loves them

giggles when you pepper kisses along his neck and flushes a deep red

“y/n. stop.” giggles between each word

but when you do, becomes the saddest person in the whole world

“i was joking.” :(

when he’s streaming and he begins to miss you

would leave his room and find you just to get a kiss

just like dream, would get angry if you give him no kisses

“GIVE ME KISSIES!”

very amusing for you

and you love to tease him

“i don’t want to give you kissies.”

continues to stare at you with a large frown until you give in and give him kissies

lsg supremacy but i’ll get into this later hehe

you better give him kisses or you’ll be dealing with a very sad sapnap

sadnap :(

wilbur -

wilbur, wilbur, wilbur

what can i even say

total nose kiss guy

i bet he’ll boop your nose twenty four seven

asks stupid questions just to get your attention

“y/n?”

“yes wilbur?”

“is a hotdog a sandwich?”

“why-“

“boop.”

“did you just say boop while you booped my nose?”

if he’s streaming and you bring him a snack

he will hold your face still and leave kisses on your nose

not too clingy but not too distant

likes to be just right with you

if its snowy outside and your noses get red

makes dumb jokes about he is rudolph and you’re mrs. rudolph

just a lot of smooches from wilby

takes you to a lot of hidden cafes in the city

and while you read, he balances his head on his palm, staring at you in admiration

if you’re insecure about your nose, you legit can’t be around wilbur because he will go on a tangent about how beautiful it is

substantially, soft boy hours all day bro, besides when he gets mad then you leave the hormonal man tf alone

punz -

i don’t see a lot of punz on tumblr so here we go

punz loves hand kisses

not to an extent where he has a hand fetish

god no but just like

when your holding hands, he’ll occasionally pull your hand up to his lips and leave a kiss

lots of hand holding

and i mean lots

constantly gets mad fun of for being a simp but ignores those comments because he genuinely loves you so much

likes it when you play with his hair and messing it up

also likes to compare hand sizes with you

always has a hand on your thigh or your hand in his whenever he is driving somewhere with you

even when you go on dates, always holding hands

no matter how sweaty your hand gets, he will hold on

sometimes if he holds on for too long, you have to tell him to let go

“punz, my hand is super sweaty. lets take a break from the hand holding.”

would flat out decline so you would have to pry your hand out of his

he would also love it when you would kiss his hand

makes him feel all polite and precious LOL

would also wrap his pinky along yours when you walk together

he once came with you to a family gathering for christmas and was so SHY

shy boy held your hand for security while your younger siblings made fun of you

afterwards, when you were under a mistletoe, he kisses you on the lips before kissing you on his favorite part of your body,

your hand

c!jschlatt -

jschlatt is a whole mess

the first time you met, he confessed that he would hate you for as long as you lived because you made fun of his boots

now he says he still strongly dislikes you but you’re more tolerable

doesn’t like it when you make him soft and HATES it when he blushes

“why must you do this to me, mother nature?”

also “hates” it when you even touch him because he “hates” you

when he actually confessed to you that he liked you with his grumpy usual grandpa voice,

you kissed him on his forehead, after he bent down of course

he is an actual giant and threatens to squash you like an ant if he feels the need to

is an absolute monster to you but loves it when you kiss his forehead because it makes him feel secure and loved

likes to watch the wind blow through your hair and mess it up but gives you his hat because he like you being “all pretty and shit”

gets SUPER jealous when you hug children

like for example, when you went over to a family gathering at his house, his cousins came up to hug you

and when you let go of the child, the man child comes and lugs you over his shoulder

gets yelled at by his mom and gives her a sheepish smile before rolling his eyes and throwing you down on the sofa set next to him

his mom doesn’t approve of the way he treats you but you tell her its fine because he’s cute

when you are far from any type of civilization or in the safety and solitude of your own home, he wants kisses on the forehead

pointing up to it and bending down so you could reach it

“y/n, i only love you because of your forehead kisses.”

“you only love me for my kisses?” :(

“mhm.”

actually feels slightly bad

“and because of your personality.”

“thank you-“

“shut up. we don’t talk about this.”

in conclusion, give him his forehead kisses or perish

awesamdude -

sam just adores it when you give him jawline kisses

not because it’s basically the only place you could reach but because it’s a sweet gesture

sam is all about sweetness

i mean have you even seen this man on his stream

he likes to watch you while you have conversations with your friends

not in a creepy way but more like an adoring way

cause man does he love you

i mean not only does he love you but his whole family does

and when you’re alone with sam, you love to bury him underneath all of your love

“i love you sam!”

“no i love you more y/n!”

“NO i LOVE you more!”

“NO i LOVE you MORE!”

“SAM NO. I LOVE YOU MORE!”

“okay thank you sweet pea.”

leaving you a bit confused but happy that he accepts your love

when you cuddle, omg

he never stops peppering kisses all over your face and vice versa because your relationship is disgustingly fluffy

when he lends you one of his sweatshirts, you sure as hell better wear that shit out or else (i am leaving a blank threat here)

sam loves technology but you guys sort of have a system

a system that involves mailing each other love letters rather than texting them

you guys also go on a ton of walks just about anywhere

hand holding is mandatory even though you probably look like a child compared to him

just give sam lots of love and in return, you’ll receive lots of love

quackity -

mans cannot leave you tf alone

likes to do ANYTHING freaky around you

“i will follow you to the ends of the earth, mi amor.” or

“ayy, back off.” if anyone gets too close to you

messes with you twenty four seven and makes it his job to drive you insane

plays horror games at two in the morning for fun

and when he gets scared, hides in the safety of your arms

“mi amor. i’m scared.”

“shut the fuck up and sleep, alex.”

“okay.” shuts up quickly and snuggles deeper into the crook of your neck

loves you so deeply but HATES your cat

“look at that little dumb thing stare at me. you got a problem bro?”

your cat also HATES alex

scratches him all the time and hisses at him

if you think sapnap is babie, wait till you meet alex

“y/n he bit me!”

when you glance down, you don’t even see a scratch

“kiss my boo boo.”

wtf

“what boo boo? there’s nothing there.”

gasps as if you offended him

“this boo boo that your el demonio did to me.”

this man will do anything to get boo boo kisses

istg, you once found him provoking your cat to get some scratches

in alex’s mind, ouchies = kisses from y/n

always has ouchies from god knows where and shows it to you

even though you find it annoying at first, you grow used to it and it sorta becomes your thing with alex

alex is babie and you need to take good care of him :)

[logicalstansadvice]

I think the reason why you guys find the post ridiculous is because it wasn’t you. I’m trying to put myself in that girl’s shoes: imagine being called out that way? You guys are the ridiculous ones. Have respect. She was clearly hurt by it.

Anon 2: Imagine a poor girl posting an apology and you all making fun of her for ti. You’re all terrible people.

Anon 3: These comments about the girl are a bit rude don’t you think?

Anon 4: deuxmoi just shared a statement from the girl who shared that spotting clarifying what was her intention>> He's right, he could be making a complaint, and the person, not knowing what was going on, decided to pretend she knew what he was talking about.

Anon 5: Hmmm maybe we just don’t understand her apology because it was her and not us. We shouldn’t try to understand something we probably won’t. She used the platform to reach seb or his friend, not us. We don’t get it because it wasn’t us.

Anon 6: I think the issue is even if he was talking about having an issue with her, I can see it easily being interpreted as so and it must feel terrible and maybe that’s the issue with the comments he keeps making. I think he needs to tone it down a bit.

Anon 7: I think she makes a good point to be honest. Just like she made a mistake, even though he was being funny or trying to be I can imagine how it must be insulting to her for him to assume her spotting was her trying to violate his privacy when she just didn’t think first. I think people are being harsh on her when it should actually be a wake up call for everyone including seb to take a step back and calm down before saying things, because others can also misinterpret it and be offended too.

Anon 8: Your bias about that poor girl is palpable

Anon 9: Stop calling that girl’s submission an essay or a big ass post. Maybe actually read it? It was kind. You’re no better if you’re reacting to an apology statement with bullying.

Anon 10: I go on Reddit and see ss of this big ass apology to Seb from DMs ig. Wtf happened??? / it's basically reddit roasting a fan for a cringey 3 page apology letter she wrote after Sebastian called out her creepy stalking behaviour on a podcast. And the op is also in the reddit thread defending her letter, so cringe. istg, people like this make me embarrassed to be in this fandom.

Lady Danger - Maybe I’m plum out of empathy for people with a lack of common sense but you know the people who have to announce they’re leaving social media or whatever? That’s what this reminded me of because it’s not about the statement, it’s about the attention. Either way, glad she learned something.

Vamp - "Sebastian Stan, I'm sorry that I misconstrued your private conversation and made it public by submitting a gossip site."

Done.

There was no need to release a 2 page statement that reads like a non-apology.

[aspiringauthorintraining]

Stuck with You

The light breeze and clear skies in Liyue were a stark contrast to Childe’s mood as he trailed behind you. Sulking lower with each step, he frowned when he realized you were continuing to ignore him.

Earlier in the day, while heading to the Wanmin Restaurant for lunch, the two of you were stopped by a familiar traveling duo- who had asked if either of you had seen Zhongli.

Childe had a knack for knowing where everyone was at all times, a special gift he said- calling it “keeping tabs” on the people closest to him. (But in your dictionary, the word was, “stalking”. And you had been sure to let him know you didn’t approve of his methods, when you found him not-so-discreetly following you on a commission. You made him promise not to secretly follow you around anymore, and threatened that the Snezhnayan nursery rhyme Teucer taught you about pinky promises would come true, if he were to go back on his word.)

It seemed Lumine and her emergency food companion had already looked in the aforementioned spots Childe suggested, and so you urged him to go actually help them look. It was perfect, seeing that you had some business to take care of down by the docks anyways.

At your suggestion however, Childe gave you a betrayed look, a deep frown settling on his face. He reluctantly led the two foreigners on the hunt to find the Geo Archon, after Paimon kept bugging him that time was of the essence. And it didn’t take long for Childe to come back, finding you, at the docks wrapping up your business as well.

When you noticed he was back, you had asked him if Zhongli had been found, only to be responded with a scoff. Confused, but still rolling your eyes at his childishness, you walked away to resume the trek to the restaurant. Childe, who didn’t get the response back he had wanted, chose to follow behind quietly.

It was a good minute of silence between the two of you, before he suddenly spoke.

“I can’t believe you would so willingly let me go with another girl.”

“It’s not like I gave you my blessing to go elope with her.” You replied, exasperatedly. “Besides, I don’t think you’re Paimon’s type.”

Seeing your amused expression, he gave you a deadpan look. And shaking his head, he dramatically breathed out a loud sigh. “Where’s the fight? The battle for my attention?”

You shrugged nonchalantly at his question. “Listen, I’m not going fight Lumine, or anyone else for your attention.”

“I would fight for your attention.” He whined.

You tried to fight off a smile, able to vividly imagine him with droopy dog ears that paired well with his pout. Although, you weren’t sure whether his statement came from his love for you or from his love of violence. 

Perhaps both, you thought.

Regardless, you responded with a shake of your head.

“No, it’s okay.”

He huffed at your rejection, looking at you with incredulous eyes. “Why won’t you let me fight for you?” 

He was one foot stomp away from reminding you of his brother, Teucer.

“Because-” you started, grabbing his pouty face into your hands. You gave him a quick peck, before explaining. “-there’s no need to. I’m already yours.”

And unsurprisingly, It only took him a second for his habitual smirk to make a reappearance, replacing the previous pout.

“You’re right. You’re mine.” He smiles, responding with a peck of his own. “And I’m yours.”

In a much happier mood than before, he confidently took the lead, entertwining your hand with his to resume the walk to your lunch spot. The blush on your cheeks blossomed even more, at the feeling of his hand gently squeezing yours.

________

While you were eating your Adeptus Temptation, which Childe kept sneaking bites of throughout the meal, a thought occurred to you.

“You know what,” you said, tapping your finger on your chin in thought, as Childe sneaked another spoonful of your food into his mouth. “I would fight if the other girl was Signora, though.”

“Really?” He smiled gleefully at your words.

“Yeah, she’s a bitch. And I would love a good reason to let my fist hit her face.”

“So violent...I love it.” Childe responded, looking at you in adoration.

“But I would also fight you too, to knock some sense into you for leaving me for her.”

“Fair enough.” He agreed.

____

As the both of you walked out of the restaurant after finishing the meal, Childe seemed to want to ask you something, looking in your direction every other second. You gave him a questioning glance, wondering what he was wanting to ask so badly.

“Since we’re not fighting anyone, can we fight each other then?” He pleaded to you, with round, hopeful eyes.

You rolled your eyes at his thirst for violence. “Unless you want a smack down, I’d rather save you the embarrassment.

“Oh, you think I’d lose- to you?”

His haughty voice, as if he had forgotten who had won the previous fight between the two of you, made you change your mind on the matter.

“You know what? On second thought, let’s. If you win, you can stalk me again.”

He nodded readily at your statement, ignoring your choice of words for his special skill. Smiling blindingly, purely ecstatic at your agreement, the smile falls into a frown at your next words.

“But if I win- you can’t see or talk to me for a whole week.” 

Would you really not interact with him for a whole week? Probably not. But he didn’t need to know that.

“How dare you.” He said, a hand to his chest with an offended tone. “We promised Teucer we’d be together forever!” 

At his words, you couldn’t stop a smile from breaking out. 

You were surprised he still remembered the little promise his brother ordered the two of you to make, during his visit to Liyue as a stowaway. The younger boy, who really took a liking to you, was worried that you wouldn’t come visit him in Snezhnaya, if the two of you ever broke up. So, to the joy of his older brother, he forced you and Childe to promise each other to “stay together forever”, refusing to get on the boat to go back home, otherwise.

“You’re right.” You relented, nodding your head with a smile. “I guess I’m stuck with you then.” 

Childe, proud of his quick thinking, made a mental note, remembering to thank his little brother in the next letter he wrote home. 

But you couldn’t help but tease your boyfriend just a little bit more.

“But then again, do I really need my pinky and tongue?”

“(Y/N)!!”

_______

*(A/N): hehe. Reading back, I realized I made Childe such a simp for you lol. Anyways, thanks for reading and hope you guys enjoyed it! Also, first time I heard Teucer sing the pinky promise song, I was like wtf lol. If you haven’t done the story quest for Childe yet, the song is basically saying that if you break a promise you’ll lose your pinky and tongue. Like, comment, or do whatever! Also stay safe out there and wear a mask if you go out! Childe would want you to. ^^

[katyatalks]

Mob Psycho 100: The Stage Play 3 - Final performance content spoilers

Here are all the notes I compiled after getting the chance to see the final performance for ‘Mob Psycho 100: The Stage Play - A Clash with Claw’s Seventh Division!’ live. Note this is essentially a write-up of the play from beginning to end - this will also likely be the version of the play that is used for the DVD release in December. I will also edit this when the recording becomes available for viewing and I can gain some clarity on sections I missed...

PRE-SHOW

- Reigen and Mob do a pre-show announcement relating to covid prevention measures (referred to not by name as Covid but an evil spirit) plus standard theatre etiquette rules (don’t use your phone, put it on silent, etc.)

SHOW

- Begins where stage 2 left off as a ‘Previously…’ segment for the audience. We once again witness Koyama knocking Mob out with the spray and kidnapping Ritsu.

- In the Teru/Dimple/Mob discussion part of the stage 2 recap, Teru takes the bird’s nest off his head and throws it off stage - we hear the birds within fly away.

- ((We immediately see how the reduced audience affects the play - a funny physical gag where Teru and Dimple bash heads happens but this receives no response from the audience))

- We reach the end of stage 2 recap with Mob stating he’ll destroy Claw as he does at the end of stage 2. The screen goes black and we hear the echo of a voice saying ‘Give [it] back… give [it] back, [It’s] mine, give [it] back…’ - this is implied to be Mob talking about Ritsu but the lights turn on to reveal S&S and turns out it’s Shou talking to Reigen about Touichirou’s card

- Reigen gives the card back to Shou, calls him a ‘baggy-clothed asshole’ and tells him to leave since Reigen is busy. Reigen puts his feet up on his desk and goes on his phone, leading to;

S: “What are you doing?”

R: “Reading the news.”

S: “You’re not busy, you’re bored!”

- Shou mentions that he’s also got 10k yen missing from his wallet and accuses Reigen of stealing it - Reigen insists he didn’t but starts doubting himself

- When Shou leaves, Reigen salt splashes in his direction (An English translation is now given under each of Reigen’s special moves ala Olympic parody)

-Reigen calls Mob, leading back to the Mob/Dimple/Teru scene - Terada and his cronies enter and Mob tells Reigen he can’t talk right now, hang up which leads to…

***

OPENING

- Yoru no Honki Dance - Call Out (as the previous two plays)

- Action takes place on the upper and lower stage - Ritsu and the lab kids on the lower stage with Ritsu in anguish with Mob, Teru, Dimple on the top stage

- Action shot with the show’s “Yeah!” line focuses on Reigen and Mob on the top level

***

- Teru tortures Terada with a taser rather than water - Terada is also wearing a ballgag with multiple kazoos inside it leading to a great sound whenever he screams

- Mob and Dimple are terrified of Teru’s taser torture whenever he does it

- Matsuo’s performance is sensual and slimy - great stage presence

- Ishiguro’s voice is distorted using a pitch filter resulting in something creepy rather than the female voice used in the anime

- Ritsu and the lab kids are seen in the jail cell - great banter with them and their Claw guard (Guard to Rei: “I won’t hit you because you’re a girl!” Kids: “A gentleman!”). Guard tells them they won’t get any food and they start rioting

- Mutou is VERY creepy and accompanied by terrifying music - he skulks around the stage with his ridiculous silicone chin

- When Mutou “kills” Kaito off screen we get a ridiculous extended segment featuring Daichi reacting to what is initially cries of his brother’s pain that turn into pleasure as if he is getting a massage - then turns back into pain

- Kaito is wheeled back on in a luggage/weight carrier with 4 knives in his chest

- Teru vs Terada is visually very fun - movement choreography is great, lots of Teru’s dance techniques that got cut from the anime

- Back in the jail scene Ritsu states he doesn’t remember the kids names so they re-introduce themselves to the audience

- Asahi and Hoshino heating up the spoon/bending spoon/on repeat is very well performed

- Ritsu tries to high-five with with one of the other kids when they escape the jail but finds he has no-one to do it with :(

- Back to Dimple/Mob/Teru - when Dimple-chan(puppet) says “Oh who’s that good looking guy? A model?”, Nadagi pulls a whole bunch of model poses

- When Teru tries to knock the security guard out he screams for AGES leading to one of the funniest moments in the play - he finally is knocked out but when Dimple tries to possess him he takes ages to be possessed - Taa (Teru) breaks character completely and doubles over laughing and Itou (Mob) refuses to face the audience making it clear he is losing it as well

- Muraki is creepy looking but his cloak is see-through and sparkly - his actor plays him as quite a timid guy

- Great visual gag with Mob throwing Koyama around and then sending him through the stage wall

- Ishiguro has a moment where he talks to the audience/the new recruits where he shows off the Claw face mask available as part of the merch

- Great fight choreography between SG!Dimple and Gen (played by Baba) - ends with SG!Dimple pulling his trousers down

- Teru tasing people left and right in this play…

- Great stage effects in Teru vs Miyagawa - Teru tases Miyagawa as well

- Tsuchiya calming down Mukai is lovely - followed by Mukai finding a puppet that she believes hasn’t been destroyed by Mob and getting excited - but the head rolls off so she breaks down crying again

- ((My stream cut here so I didn’t see the start of the Ritsu vs Shou interaction and whether or not he recognised Shou from their interaction in stage 2))

- We see a little Shou vs Ritsu - Ritsu flings an array of spoons at Shou - Shou lands a punch that sends Ritsu off stage

- Character design for Takeuchi has been corrected slightly from the anime

- Matsuo vs SG!Dimple stage effects are great. They’re both very flashy actors which creates fantastic visual comedy

- Matsuo takes off his jacket like he’s at a strip club - it’s all very flamboyant and fun

- ((Stream cut again so I didn’t actually see the joke, but some kind of adlib happens with Reigen in the taxi scene that causes Baba to break character))

- When Mob uses his powers to blow Takeuchi away someone comes on stage with a leafblower to blow his hair away

- Screen goes black and we cut back to Shou delivering the final blow on Ritsu. Shou says someone interesting is coming and leaves stage for Mob’s entrance

- Mob finds Ritsu passed out and holds him, finds he’s breathing but won’t forgive who did this to him

- Mutou enters and stalks around the back and creates the image of Ritsu dead on the floor with a knife in his chest for Mob which causes his freak out

- “What a great pair of brothers” - Shou leaning over Mob and Ritsu’s passed out bodies

- Shou floats Mob and Ritsu into the room with Sakurai/Teru/Ishiguro

- Small cut away to Reigen - he sees 500 yen on the ground and immediately runs to go pick it up

- Mob and Ritsu’s hug is very emotional - Ritsu is more panicked asking Mob if he’s okay and Mob is more emotional responding than the anime

- Mob pats Ritsu’s head to calm him down

- Visual gag where Shou steps on Ishiguro’s shoe - Ishiguro freaks out trying to clean it and Muraki offers emotional support

- Guy walks into the room with Sakurai/Muraki/Ishiguro/Matsuo/Shou and informs them “The boss is coming”, which piques Shou’s interest and he comes along to meet “the boss”

- Play then gives us a “5 minutes earlier” scene. Baba’s performance in the Claw break-in is more on the eccentric/aggressive side than the calmer calculating tone Sakurai had - changes the atmosphere for the scene

- The whole scene with Reigen saving the lab kids is redone to be so eccentric with everyone chanting BOSS! BOSS! BOSS! at the end for Reigen

- When Reigen starts making a comment about Teru’s wig and cuts himself off to not offend him, he goes to Mob like “wtf” and Mob whispers in his ear what happened

- Shou included in the scene when Ishiguro etc. face off against Reigen

- ((ARGH my stream cut out again, when it came back Shou had moved over to Reigen’s side - probably some good dialogue there between them that I missed))

- Shou says to Reigen ‘Give me back my 10,000 yen’ - Shou decides to stand back to watch the show

- When Ishiguro attacks, Mob protects Shou as well as everyone else

- We have Shou/Teru/Mob/Ritsu/Reigen all on one side vs the Claw guys on the other (Ishiguro/Sakurai/Muraki/Matsuo)

- When Reigen does his Anti-Esper Drop Kick, they choose to translate this in English as “Dropkick to the espers”

- Shou: ‘You’re really taking [Muraki] on? lol’ Reigen: ‘Shut UP you brat’

- When Sakurai attacks Reigen (first time), Ritsu helps him up

- Lots of good banter between Shou and Reigen (”Stop calling me ‘old guy!’”)

- Shou sits to the side and enjoys the show while Sakurai/Muraki/Ishiguro/Matuso vs Reigen/Mob/Ritsu/Teru happens, makes some comments (ie. “Damn you’re in a pinch, whatcha gonna do now?”)

- When Reigen is getting sucked up by the anti gravity bubble, Shou helps Teru/Mob/Ritsu out with saving him

- Sakurai cutting off Teru’s wig is made into such a Dramatic moment

- Shou joins the fight against Ishiguro - Ishiguro manages to knock him out of the field and Reigen expresses concern (‘Oh crap! Kid are you okay!’)

- Lots of stage theatrics - now that Shou is no longer in play scene plays out as it does in the anime

- Lots of Reigen protecting Mob and leading him away from danger until the climactic moment where Mob decides to fight

- Mob’s scream of ‘Shishou!!!’ is filled with emotion - Reigen collapses quickly and without theatrics, facing the audience

- He doesn’t get a cut in his jacket, nor does he remove it

- When Reigen destroys Matsuo’s pet - ‘Oh Jesus I’m sorry I didn’t mean to destroy your toy’

- More protective Reigen - puts his arm out to protect Teru and Ritsu & get them behind him

- Reigen’s “Purifying Salt Punch” -> English given as Prime Salt Punch

- ‘It’s rude to wear a mask when talking to people!’ - here his mask doesn’t come off - unsure if intentional

- ((The bento story is REALLY well performed comedically but doesn’t land with attending audience))

- Sakurai shoots Reigen and Reigen catches the bullet

- Reigen uses the spray to spray his armpits

- Reigen at Muraki’s forehead “what is this? A doorbell? Ding dong ding dong”

- Lab kids start making fun of Muraki as well (Rei: What is that, cosplay?)

- Rei has a crush on Reigen in the same vein as her crush on Ritsu - Calls him cool and stuff and tries to reach for him

- Mob: ‘Having powers doesn’t make you popular’ Rei: ‘Lame.’ Reigen: ‘Well there you have it.’

- Shou comes back in centre stage and knocks Ishiguro out - goes to Reigen and says it’s time to repay the debt he owes Reigen - knocks Ishiguro out fully as per anime/manga

- As Shou leaves he pats Ritsu on the shoulder

- When Reigen says ‘is this an evil spirit?’ He hold his nose as if Dimple stinks, then grabs his head and shakes him around. Gets some salt from his pocket and throws it at Dimple

- Rei goes up to Sakurai and asks to date him

- Shou goes on the phone on stage top level and calls Touichirou as per manga/anime lines

FINAL SCENE

- Shou returns to S&S - as it turns out Reigen had the 10k stuck in his pocket the whole time and returns it to Shou

- Mob and Ritsu (with a bag) enter S&S while Shou is still there but leaving - Mob thanks Shou for helping them and asks Ritsu to do the same - Ritsu complies

- Shou looks back at Reigen, then toward Ritsu and Mob and tells them all they’ll meet again

- Mob and Ritsu share a heartfelt moment - “Ritsu, you’re amazing” - “No you’re the amazing one Nii-san”

- Ritsu gets out Takoyaki for Reigen/Mob/Ritsu to enjoy and Dimple joins them

ENDING SONG - ‘mob.’

https://katyatalks.tumblr.com/post/659597484715278336/mob-ed-for-mp100-stage-3-a-clash-with-claws

- Itou’s voice is STUNNING

CAST COMMENTS

- Kawaharada Takuya (Teru) addresses the fact that he’s the person who laughed the most out of everyone

- Nadagi says he wants to do a stage 4 and that’s the general vibe with everyone  and it’ll be nice if the anime gets a S3 too

- Lots of talk about stage 4 and it only being possible if everyone comes together

- Itou: ‘Us being able to do this again out of the blue so suddenly is thanks to all of you’

ENCORE

- Itou and Baba

- Lots of crying from Itou relating to covid and how it has cut the audience - he is grateful but he’s still upset about it - Baba gives him a huge hug

[softzhongli]

summary: a closer look at the most exclusive group chat in all teyvat. we have two oblivious idiots in love, two horny bastards afraid of their feelings, a grumpy cat and his sunshine boyfriend and one very single and tired girl... among many many others warnings: swearing, probably some angst info: crack fic, multi-chaptered, social media au, not much difference they just have phones lmao pairings: childe x kaeya // xiao x venti // zhongli x diluc + lumine and other characters requests: open posted: 01/03/2022 a/n: me: i prefer to write the drama from kaeya’s pov also me: *writes childe’s pov* LISTEN i’m a stereotypical bisexual! i clearly can’t choose asdflasdfghjk

ANYWAY! scara to the rescue! ahaha honestly? scara is probably my favourite character to write in this fic lmao idk i can just completely let loose when i write him and i just love how he’s an asshole but like a helpful asshole, y’know? if there weren’t as many characters in the “main” chat already he’d def be the one i’d add to make it more chaotic and unhinged lmao, and i know this is basically just stroking my own ego but the childe and scara dynamic? *chef’s kiss*

also! i’ll let you know later too but from friday to sunday there probably won’t be a new chapter bc i’m moving and i won’t have time to write anything T^T 

PREV II MASTERLIST II NEXT

CHAT:  # B L O C K E D ⮡  members: childe / scaramouche

scara: okay

scara: wtf is wrong with you this time

childe: ???

scara: don’t “???” me

scara: answer the question

childe: nothing?

scara: try again

childe: why are you texting me? i though i’m blocked?

scara: you are... most of the time

scara: but i can’t look at you anymore

scara: so spill

scara: before i block you again

scara: who made your face look like that?

childe: what? what’s wrong with my face??? T^T

scara: oh boy do you want a list in an alphabetical order or...

childe: -_-

scara: you’re sulking all the time and it’s more annoying than the normal annoying thing you have going on

childe: i think i should be offended right now

childe: but i’m too weirded out by you willingly wanting to help me out

childe: i don’t like it

scara: i’m regretting all my life choices right now

scara: this was clearly a mistake

childe: NO!

childe: WAIT!

childe: PLS!

childe: scara? T^T

scara: i’m still here

scara: unfortunately

scara: so what’s going on?

scara: troubles in paradise with that chick you were talking about last time?

childe: HE’S A GUY ffs

scara: 🙄

childe: but yes T^T

childe: i’m more than sure he hates me and is disgusted by me

scara: isn’t everyone?

childe: #ScaraStopBullyingChildeChallange

scara: no, thank you, i’m not subscribed to that

childe: 😑

scara: sigh, okay

scara: why do you think that?

childe: well

childe: we celebrated lumine’s birthday some time ago and we were all drunk and i’m like ninety percent sure i confessed to him but i don’t remember his reaction and i got spooked the next day and run away before he woke up and we haven’t spoken since then so yeah, it’s obvious he’s disgusted by my feelings and don’t want to speak to me ever again

scara: lmaoooo

childe: 😑

scara: oh you’re ACTUALLY SERIOUS?

scara: so you really are that stupid, huh?

scara: i mean i knew that but still lol

scara: your last braincell truly said ‘bye bitch i’m retired now’

scara: lmaooooo

childe: is there a point to that?

scara: ohohohhahaha this is priceless

scara: you know what? i changed my mind

scara: i’m so glad i decided o ask

childe: hmpf

scara: listen, you can’t be THIS stupid and expect me not to laugh

childe: maybe i wouldn’t

childe: IF YOU EXPLAINED WHY DO YOU THINK THIS IS SO FUNNY

scara: lol

childe: oh baby morax pls give me strength

scara: okay, okay

scara: i will gladly share with you one of the (many, many) reasons i think you’re dumb

childe: how noble of you

scara: did you think for even a second that the guy might actually be in the same situation?

childe: what now?

scara: it’s truly too late to help you

scara: R.I.P. childe’s brain

childe: SCARA

scara: S I G H 

scara: you said you were both drunk in the moment, correct?

childe: yes

scara: and you don’t remember his reaction, correct?

childe: yes

scara: and you run away before talking to him, correct?

childe: yes

scara: and neither of you reached out since then, correct?

childe: yes

scara: so...

scara: you want to tell me that you never thought that he might’ve said the same thing to you and JUST LIKE YOU don’t remember what you said? since BOTH OF YOU were drunk?

childe: ...yes?

scara: i really feel bad for him if he’s in love with you

childe: T^T

childe: but then why didn’t he say anything? asdfghjkl

scara: WHY DIDN’T YOU?

childe: ...

scara: you know what, i take it back, you probably deserve each other

scara: if you’re both this stupid

childe: wait, you really think that happened?

scara: that was literally the first thing that came to my mind

childe: oh nooo

childe: scaraaaa

childe: scara, i fucked upppp

scara: ye

childe: nooooo

childe: nonononononono

childe: if you’re right...

childe: then i really am THAT™ stooopid

scara: you won’t hear me arguing with that

scara: like ever

childe: T^T

scara: if that makes you feel better

scara: i think you’re both equally stupid

childe: no, don’t say that about kaeya

childe: you can make fun of me all you want

childe: but kaeya slander is illegal

scara: 🤡

scara: welp

scara: good luck with fixing your situation

childe: that was uncharacteristically nice

scara: let me know if you fail :)

childe: 😑

[datk-popblog]

Imagine...

NCT Dream as Your Boyfriend

(not a request! I thought I’d do a little write write for you guys haha❤️)

Renjun:

He’s such a loving boyfriend. Like he’d do anything to show his affection for/towards you.

Whenever he’s super busy with comebacks or just work in general; he’ll ALWAYS make up for it.

Like for example. If he missed 5 days to spend time with you, he would spend 5 days on little dates with you. It’s the little things he does.

The boys always mention how much he talks about you and omg he gushes everytime.

“What can I say? I’m obsessed with her!”

Cute little nicknames for you like “lovely,” “Buggy bear,” “Honey bee,” and “Doll face”

He likes to make you dinner a lot. Like a lot a lot.

“This is the fourth time you’ve made me dinner in the same week, babe.” “I can’t let my wifey starve!”

He was the type to get your relationship very open to the members but very secret in public.

Renjun always wants to protect you from the hateful critics and what they have to say about your guy’s relationship.

When it came to meeting each other’s parents; man oh man he was a wreck.

“Are they gonna like me? Especially your dad! I have to look very clean and nicely dressed. I can’t look like a jerk!”

He wouldn’t shut up about how nervous he was gonna be the entire ride. It got so bad it started making you overwhelmed and nervous😭

On his days off, he literally took you anywhere you wanted to go.

The spa? He’d get a mani pedi to pamper himself too because he’s a supportive boyfriend so why tf not.

Even dates to the amusement park? Like one day he’d be like “it’s my day off, so, let’s go to the park.”

Even dates to South Korea’s fanciest restaurants like omg.

THIS BOY LOVES TF OUT OF YOU ITS BEYOND.

When it’s sexy time, he knows what you like and how you like it delivered.

One day he found out you can squirt and he’s literally been making you squirt over and over ever since.

Yeah, Renjun looks very innocent on the outside with a dash of glitter to him; but when you two are alone he MANHANDLES the fuck out of you.

Sometimes he doesn’t mean to hurt you. He just is really rough and it comes off super duper aggressive.

After sexy time, he ALWAYS ALWAYS makes sure to nut in your mouth. Whatever position you guys are in, he’ll turn you around or stand you up.

He just loves watching his liquids drip from your lips. He gets off looking at it.

After sex, he’d cuddle you so so hard. Like he’d fuck the hell out of you, but wants to be little spoon? Like dude wtf

“I love you soooo much my lovely.”

Ugh omg just hold this boy and cherish him

Jeno:

He’s such a tease boyfriend and it SHOWS.

He likes to brag about how hot you two look together (and y’all do look hot PAUSE)

“That’s my baby. Her fine self!”

He enjoys bringing you to his practices. He knows you like to watch him dance

Sometimes you’ll be there at the studio for hours and you’ll get super tired.

“I’m sorry I’m taking long baby girl. We’ll be home together soon.” He’d tell you then go back to practicing

The one special thing about Jeno is that he’s soooo reassuring. From little compliments to accomplishments.

He loves to praise you for how much you’ve done and how good you take care of him

“I love you so much. You’ve done everything for me.”

Like if you passed a test or something from school, he’d take you on a date.

Even if you didn’t pass the test he’d still treat you because he loves you so much!

Jeno likes to leave little love notes around your guy’s room. It’s like a scavenger hunt. You’ll find them behind the tv, under your pillow and bed, in your shirt drawer. Literally everywhere.

When it came to announcing your relationship to the world, he wasn’t afraid. He did NOT care at all. Regardless of what the company said. SM told him to wait at least one year and he did it after 6 months.

“I know you’re meant to be my forever. I can feel it in my heart, babe. I know you are.”

When it came to sex, he was super super sweet and slow. He loved taking his time with you. He wasn’t dominant but was when it was the right time.

Lovesssssssss to suck your toes.(IK ITS WEIRD BUT HE LOVES IT!!!!) He loves tf out of your feet???

For your guy’s first time, Jeno put roses on the bed and serenaded you with a guitar and literally had you meLTINGGG.

“I love you so much. Whenever you’re ready; I’m ready.”

He liked for you to be dominant sometimes but would never force you. He never forces you into doing stuff you never wanna do; especially during sex (or in general)

After sexy time, it was shower time together.

You both just hugged one another in the shower and let the water run over you both. And during all this, his thick arms just embraced your frame.

When you were in his arms you felt loved and at home.

“You know I love you right?” “You tell me all the time, Jeno. I’m aware.” “I just love saying it.”

(Jeno is my bias so this made me feel so lonely writing his section. I hate it here😭)

Haechan:

Haechan is known as the sassy one but in the relationship that’s literally how he is. It’s the Gemini in him.

Don’t be surprised if sometimes he has an attitude. He just had a bad day at work.

“I don’t mean to yell or snap at you. You know I love you, baby.” And he’d hold you so so tight

You guys wouldn’t ever argue sometimes but if you did you both would ignore each other.

Then the other mates would have to fix the issue with you both.

“If you guys don’t stop with the petty shit!” -Renjun

Haechan LOVES your kisses.

If you didn’t kiss him in a certain amount of time he’d fake cry and stomp his feet.

“Jagi~~!! I need your kis-“ “omg there. Be quiet”

When he was gone for work (for literal months) it was so hard for you guys to maintain a good long distance relationship.

You guys would FaceTime all the time but it was never the same because you wanted him in person.

“I don’t know the next time I’m able to see your face. I miss you a lot though, baby girl.”

You would see Haechan all the time and how good he was doing on the web but omg YOU MISSED YOUR BABY

Occasionally he’d come back home and stay with you for as long as he needed to.

“You should travel with me and sing with the group. A female touch would be awesome.” “Haechan, I love you, but I’m not singing with 127.”

Soon enough he convinced SM to bring you wherever he went so now you’re with the boys. All. The. Time.

“You’re my new assistant, Y/N. I demand a bottle of water.” “Kiss my ass, Haechan”

SEXY time with Haechan ooooooo chile

He likes to lift you up and hold you against the wall and kiss your neck.

Or even doggy style. Haechan just loves the view from the back.

Whenever he hits it from the back, he digs his fingers right at the bottom of your back. Or even grabs your shoulders to go in deeper.

You only know when he’s close when his body starts slowing down and you feel his body jerk.

“I wanna nut in you so badly, Y/N!” “Well don’t do that.”

Eventually he nutted in you and you had to take a plan B. So that’s that

“I told you not to do that to me, babe.” “I couldn’t just hold it back. It came out.”

After 10 months of dating, he bought you a promise ring. Seems quick but he KNEW it was meant to be. He’s not letting you go; no matter what.

“Soon, I’m gonna turn that ring into an engagement ring.” Haechan smiles

Jaemin:

I don’t think I’ve ever seen someone more affectionate than Na Jaemin

He’s such a loving boyfriend like super loving

Before you would go to work, he would pack your lunch and make sure to add little hearts and notes in your lunch-bag

His little notes would say something like: “I love you so much my honey bear,” “Have an amazing day at work. DONT overwork yourself.”

LITERALLY SO AFFECTIONATE

If you went somewhere without him, he would be a little offended but would end his disagreement w/ a “text me when you get there. I love you.”

and holy fuck if you did NOT text him, he’d lose his mind

you guys have each other’s locations

THATS WHEN YOU KNOW ITS REAL AND LEGIT

when Jisung was around, it was literally a competition for whoever gets Jaemin first.

Jaemin would occasionally pick Jisung over you. He’s fake and it shows

“where’s all the love and attention I need?” You call out.

“Baby, you have to wait your turn.” -Jaemin

when you guys argued, he would literally feel so guilty. especially if you had reasons to be pissed off.

like you would have receipts and he’d just cry. not to play victim, but because he wouldn’t ever want to hurt you emotionally, or physically.

“I’m really sorry...I promise I won’t do it again.”

he made it up by kissing you endlessly.

sexy time with Jaemin was everything you desired it to be

little comments in-between sex like: “i love you princess,” or “do i make you feel good?” 

UGH WE LOVE TO SEE IT

okay but Jaemin is more of the submissive type. he rarely gets dominant with you.

“i’m tired of riding you jaemin. my legs hurt.” “don’t worry, babe. lay down.”

like he KNOWS how to put it down

like he knows what he be doing too like wtf man

Jaemin makes dinner practically every night. this man is never not cooking.

“do you want pork or soup tonight?” “how about pork IN the soup?” “Y/N, I love your thinking.”

HE EVEN MAKES SURE YOU HAVE A NAPKIN ON YOUR LAP SO YOU DON’T SPILL ANYTHING HOT ON YOURSELF

Jaemin as your boyfriend>>>>>>anything else

Chenle:

HE IS SOOOO LOVING!!!!!!!

Chenle likes to wake you up with breakfast in bed

even though sometimes he can burn the food or miss an ingredient

“how does it taste, baby girl?” you smiled and kissed him

“I LOVE IT!”

Chenle was very very giving

he would always buy you something (RICH CHENLE CHECK)

little trips to the mall, coffee shops, jewelry stores

“babe do you want this?” “Chenle, I don’t need-” “Grab it. I’ll get it for you”

he brags to the dreamies about you ALLLLLL THEEEEEE TIMEEEEE

“you see Y/N as my lock-screen? isn’t she so frickn beautiful!”

“Chenle, you’ve mentioned Y/N about a hundred times” -Haechan

“And I don’t regret it.”

if you guys are far away from each other he’ll always ft you. there’s never not one day he’s not talking to you

“holy shit. I miss you so much. I’m going insane!” “Chenle, it’s just three more weeks.” “I can’t even go 3 minutes without thinking about you.”

since you guys have a studio apartment together in South Korea, he does surprise pop up visits

he’ll literally be sitting on the couch and scare the shit out of you

“Chenle, you didn’t tell me when you were gonna be home!” “I thought I’d surprise you when you come home from work.”

When he came home, you guys made love. Like he was holding it in for YEARS!!!

Chenle is rough af when the times right. Like especially when he hasn’t seen you in so long.

“Tell me when to slow down. I don’t wanna hurt you.” He whispers in your ear

He likes to kiss your neck and leave hickies when he’s on top. HE ENJOYS LEAVING MARKS ON YOU

He’s very demanding

“Tell me you love me. Tell me, Y/N. Say it, baby.”

Sometimes he gets tired and makes you ride him. And when you slow down, he grabs the fUCK OUT OF YOUR HIPS

“Chenle, I cant go any faster. My thighs hurt.” “Here let me help you.” AND BOOM. HES ON BEAST MODE

As soon as you guys finish, he cuddles you so hard and rubs your booty. He doesn’t care to put boxers on after sex because he’s just so comfortable

“That was so amazing. When’s the last time we’ve done something that well together?” “Chenle, I don’t know. You’ve been gone for 3 months.”

“Yeah but how’d you get so well.” “Chenle what?!”😭😭

If you guys rest long enough; he goes for round two. There’s nothing holding this kid back. HE WILL FUCK THE SHIT OUT OF YOU BC HE MISSED YOU

If you guys ever have small arguments it would literally be for five minutes and boom. You guys are best friends????

he hates arguing with you because he feels it’s a “waste of time” and it “emotionally hurts the relationship”

which he’s not wrong because who would want their relationship ruined on stupid arguments

“Y/N quit ignoring me and make out with me.”

This KIDS ALWAYS IN THE MOOD FOR YOU

he’s just never around you anymore so it’s just a bunch of orgasms built up

Chenle is awesome in all the right ways. This kid is the best boyfriend.

Jisung:

I’m pretty sure Jisung has told you and other people hundreds of times he’s gonna marry you.

“you have no idea how much I fucking I adore you, Y/N.”

yeah he’s the baby of the group, but you’re HIS baby.

“Jagi! You have to eat something! I’m not letting you go anywhere til you eat!”

he’s very very caring. sometimes he doesn’t show it in a talking way, but through his actions; it speaks so much louder.

Jisung can be a little awkward sometimes. especially around the members.

If you were to kiss him when the dreamers were there, he would get super red and would be on hush mode.

“Jagiiiii~ You aren’t supposed to do that. You know how I feel.” “But you and I both know how much you love it.” You smiled

when he first met your family, he was very scared. I mean like sweating through his dress shirt scared.

“Jisung, baby. they’re gonna like you a lot, okay? Don’t be so nervous.” “Yeah, but what if they ask me a question and I don’t respond? Imagine if your dad asks me what my intentions are with you? What the fuck am I gonna say?”

DONT WORRY. HE KNOWS WHAT TO SAY HES JUST SCARED AF I-

he literally shakes when he meets your mom but not your dad???

after he met the fam, they loved him a lot

Jisung is the sweetest person how can anyone NOT love him. like cmon

when you guys came out to the public, he took you E V E R Y W H E R E

and i mean everywhere

You were his date to music awards, debut stages, game/talk shows, etc.

Jisung loved bringing you everywhere with him. He says it makes him feel safe and at home every time he’s with you

(i wish someone felt that way about me. ima cry)

(this next part im NOT getting into detail. ik how lots of you feel about baby Jisung therefore it’ll be not so r-rated)

love making with Jisung is the softest thing ever.

before he does ANYTHING to your body, he ALWAYS makes sure you’re okay with it.

“Baby, you know I’ll always put your feelings first. I love you.”

He wasn’t rough(unless you asked or begged) he was always gentle

whenever he was on top, he liked to bury his face into your neck and give you neck kisses and soft nip at your ear

whenever you rode him, he’d just grab your hips and does the work for you. he knows how tiring it can be for your thighs so he goes all out by helping

his soft mOANS ARE TO DIE FOR. like literally he lets loose when it’s private time

moral of the story; find yourself a Jisung bc you won’t regret it.

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It’s been WAY too long since I posted. I’ve been working full-time at my job now and saving up for a car ! Im super excited for myself guys omgggg. I missed you guys so so much

xoxo Jay

[jerepars]

My QOTS 5x04 live reactions:

Curfew? CURFEW? You out of your mind, cabrón.

LOL Flacco knew not to drink that coffee. Death before decaf!

“What do you want me to do?” Seriously, that’s it? James is just here to follow orders, kill people, fall in line, say nothing? Is this the James we’re gonna get for the rest of the season because this is so not okay.

Power trio back together for a scene w/ Captain Gamble? I can dig it.

“I put him in jail because I believed I could get him out” Well there’s your mistake, girl.

oh NOW you wanna think about it?

James would see the surveillance team <3 <3 <3

OoOoOoOo you tell her, Marcel! You tell her!

HOLY SHIT that harsh whisper of “rat” was good. This is Marcel’s episode, you guys!

Also I don’t know if it’s intentional but I like how it still kinda aligns Marcel with James. Think back to when James said “you’re the rat” to Guero.

It’s not about what James did for the CIA. He has a problem with YOU and your orders, T.

What exactly is James’ motivation to put up with this bullshit and follow through and do all this? Like is him being in love with Teresa the entire motivation/justification? Because if so…like…stop.

“Don’t mess this up” Oh, you’re one to talk, Pote. You’re in a drug cartel and about to have a KID.

omg James should just walk away and leave and never come back if he knows what’s good for him. Would spare him a lot of the forlorn looks he has to keep making, too.

“You’re here to advise me, not question me.” Wait wait wait wait WAIT. Kelly Anne is there to ADVISE Teresa? That’s an actual thing that Teresa said.

Someone tell Pote to stop yelling. Just because you say your dumb ideas loudly, it doesn’t make them better.

“She’s taking a crazy risk.” I mean…I’m pretty sure it’s James taking the risk. That’s why she sends him. Because it won’t come back to Teresa if things go south. Also, I try really really hard not to be harsh on KA. But, like, your baby isn’t Teresa’s problem? She’ll make it her problem but it very much isn’t.

omg James brought fancy poisons to kill Captain Gamble when he really should have brought WD-40 for the creaky window lol

Boaz out here causing problems and he’s not even in the episode. Love it.

“we’ll figure it out like we always do” That’s not a fucking solution! Seriously, what does Pote even do around here? How can he include himself in this “we” when he can’t make decent decisions or judgement calls?

KA needs to get Pote in line JFC

Does James really have his phone on vibrate when he’s hiding in a pantry? Who edited this episode and added the sound effects for this?

This episode is getting sillier and sillier with every minute lol wtf and this is on top of Teresa’s already ridiculous jacket

Agent Loya? Well that’s a throwback.

Personally, I’m offended it had to be James who kills Sharif Atkins. :’(

That being said: James Valdez, efficient as always.

Cool cool cool cool cool Teresa’s on a killing spree the queenpin is here and she doesn’t give a shit what you think cool cool cool cool

I WON’T HOLD MY BREATH, CHICA omg now that’s the line of the episode right there!!

I like James getting the last word and walking away but I wish he’d gotten a better line

“took us by surprise” you…you’ve heard of birth control haven’t you?????

[uncrownedmox]

Entanglements Part 1

The Rigmarole: Mention of sexual contact / descriptive- dirty language. Swearing. Character(s) being a dominant cocky asshole. Sexual shenanigans (oral, male/female giving, toy play, alpha status)  18+ only.

Summary: You are the adopted sister of one Jon Moxley who has just recently lost his AEW championship title. You have been with him through it all. The Shield break ups, the injuries, the jump to AEW. But nothing has her big brother down or more laser focus than Kenny Omega. 

She won’t let Kenny Omega destroy her big brother, even if she has to destroy herself in the process to save him. Or the growing relationship between her and a certain relentless newly crowned TNT champion. 

Rating: MC+

Entanglements

a complicated or compromising relationship or situation.

We do this together, understand.

You knew Jon would say that; looking at your phone, you also knew you had to do this before he suspected anything. You two weren’t blooded brother and sister, but since your debut in the WWE and your injury, the two of you were tight. He and Renee had been the only ones to care a damn about you, so when Jon had left, you had been all too happy to follow him. The only hiccup along the way was - HIM.

If you did this and went after Kenny without Jon, you would need extra help. Kenny had The Elite and now the Good Brothers to watch his back; you knew you couldn’t help in those regards. Not physically. But if you got in close- plus you had heard certain things. Jumping when a hand came to rest on your shoulder, “Jumpy tonight, Rainbow Brite?” Turning to face the one person that you and Jon had come to trust. ”Not at all, Walking Dead.” Darby rolled his eyes at the nickname, snorting as you pocketed your phone for the time being. Reaching up to push back some pink strands of your hair, you blew a bubble with your gum.

“So, what’s it like getting all buddy-buddy with the great Sting?” Darby looks down at you, and you see it again, the storm of emotion that rolls through his ice-blue eyes. Sucking in a breath, you lower your eyes. “Darby, you can’t keep doing that.” His finger comes up to ghost trace your cheekbone, turning your head away with tears forming. There is a loud boom. Then, you can feel the heat vanishing as he lowers his hand. “This conversation isn’t over between us, Rainbow Brite.” 

Watching him walk away was hell; he was taking your heart with him. But you had work to do. Your brother needed your help. Taking out your phone again, you scrolled through your contacts and took a deep breath. Tapping out a text message.

You are doing great. Keep it up. Keep him pissed off, it will keep him off his game. 

This isn’t how Jon wanted it to go. Jon wasn’t one for reverse psychology; mind tricks weren’t his forte. You were laughing softly back in the day; that used to be Rollins trick. Sure Jon learned some of them, applied some of them. But this was a different time, a different place, and they were without the would-be Architect. You felt like you had to keep your head on a swivel to keep up with your brother these days. His acting career, his MMA, his pending fatherhood. 

You took up MMA and even got a part in a Netflix series to keep up with him. Jon had rolled his eyes at your Netflix series; fantasy and magic weren’t his cup of tea. Renee had loved it. You HAD loved it.

Suddenly your phone buzzed in your hand, signaling a return message. 

High praise coming from his baby sister.

You were smirking because the jackass had responded just the way you wanted him to. This might be slightly easier than expected. Tapping out quickly, you hoped you were playing this game correctly. If not, you stood to lose everything. EVERYTHING.

Care to rephrase those last two words, champ.

Tapping your nails on the back of your phone, you waited to see if he would take the bait once more. If he would read in-between the line, see what you were throwing down. Moving to catering as you waited, feeling ice-blue eyes on you as you moved, you felt your heart skip a beat. Moving past Britt and Rebel, who was talking about Matt and Reby Hardy announcing that they too were having a little girl.  Smiling in thought, how that covid was bringing out these life-changing positives.

Grabbing some fruit and some cream cheese, you move to sit down in a far corner when your phone buzzes again. Popping a piece of cantaloupe into your mouth, you slowly move to look at your phone, only feeling one more set of eyes on you. 

My apologies. I am a busy man, after all.

You were nodding your head, yes. You are, and I need you. And the access you have. Smiling as you toss a strawberry into your mouth, you know this might be your chance. That your game plan might die here and now if he doesn’t take the bait. Taking a drink of a bottle of water, you move to tap out.

I understand. Make it up to me?

Blinking in confusion as you hit the send hit, you suddenly remember not grabbing a bottle of water. Eyes are darting up and round, gasping when your light green eyes connect with ice-blue ones. “What shit are you getting into, Rainbow Brite?” Darby stood in front of the table you have chosen, his hands flat, on either side of your plate. You are freezing as your heart threatens to explode. 

You are licking your lips, watching as Darby’s eyes drop to follow the movement. The air seems to snap in static electricity; that’s when you see Jon enter the room out of the corner of your eye. Swallowing hard, you strangle out, “Darby, don’t, please.” He cocks his head down and to the side but murmurs, “So this fuckary has to deal with your big brother?” Choking and jumping when the table vibrates loudly when your phone goes off. 

Watching as Darby swings his beautiful ice-cold eyes to look at the offending device, but he makes no move for it. Quickly making a grab for it, lower your eyes at the message screen, you close your eyes at the message.

Enlighten me; how would I do so? 

Feeling Darby’s gaze on you, feeling Jon zero in on you. You took a deep breath and nearly jumped as Jon snarled when he finally made his way to the table you were at. With shaky fingers, you quickly tapped out before Jon could speak, before you change your mind.

A change of scenery? 

“What the fuck are you doing?” Glancing at your brother, you forced a smile on your lips and sweetly asked, “what do you mean, Jonathan?” He simply rolls his eyes at his full name, plops down in a chair, throws a glance at Darby in the ‘wtf are you doing here’ fashion but continues. “Three fucking days, no texts, no calls, no visits. No, nothing.” Rolling your own eyes as you give Darby an apologetic look. You know Jon gets tunnel vision.

It’s how he has missed this growing-breathing thing between you and Darby for so long. You are pretty sure he knew of your friendship with one another. But you don’t think he has picked up the hot flame burning between the two of you. Most haven't, not with Darby’s recent divorce and the well-known fact you didn’t date wrestlers. You have been a wrestler yourself for only five years now, and your first bit of advice was. Don’t ever date a wrestler. 

It’s so funny; you didn’t start in this business as part of the talent. Nor sleeping with anyone. You were a mere happy gymnast, then one day, Paul Levesque had scouted you. After a year at the WWE performance center, you have been labeled the newest and hottest thing. Within the WWE, you have held their women’s division, helped their revolution. Now it was to learn about yourself. 

And yet, here you were.

“Jon, I have a life outside you and Renee, believe it or not.” Knowing this is where you have to start the plan, glancing at Darby quickly, you hoped he would understand. If not, he would at least forgive you someday. Jon snaps, “I get that doll. Quit twisting my fucking words.” Snapping, you gathered up your trash as your phone went off again. Darby straightened, and you wanted to whimper; instead, you hissed out.

“Jesus, Jon can’t a girl get laid without her big brother getting up all in her business?” With that, you go and toss your trash away. You feel both Jon’s surprised eyes drilling into your back and Darby’s more cold, calculating look roaming your body. Looking down at your phone, you smirk in success.

How does Memphis sound? 

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It has been three weeks.

You have alienated yourself from Jon AND Darby. Darby has stopped approaching you after the first confrontation with Jon. But Jon has picked up the pace not only against Kenny Omega but YOU as well. Almost like he knows what you are doing, planning?

You have been careful, explained it to Kenny, not to show all the cards just yet. Hit him when you got him down and bleeding, baby. It all comes to a head the night Kenny offers Jon his rematch. The Good Brothers have him tied up, bleeding, and spent. Kenny grabs the mic and pushes the title in Jon’s face.

“Is this what you want, Jon? Truly? Cause let’s be honest here, pretty platinum is NOT the ONLY thing I have taken from you.” 

Backstage you move into position, and you see Tony Kahn suck in a breathe. His eyes go wide as you pick up a mic and start to walk. Kenny keeps on talking.

“NOT only have I reclaimed MY number one position in this world, Jon, but I have claimed the spot no one else could do for months. And that was to take you OUT. But I found I wasn’t satisfied with that. No Jon, I want to BREAK you.” 

You see the ring action as you start to step out of the tunnel. The crowd reacts instantly. Kenny smirks and bellows into the mic.

You see the ring action as you start to step out of the tunnel. The crowd reacts instantly. Kenny smirks and bellows into the mic.

“So I took something ELSE that was precious to you, Jon!” 

Stepping out to the ring, you see that Good Brothers have let Jon move his head so he can look your way. You see the look of surprise in his baby blue eyes. Then Jon, misunderstanding, snarls. 

“Don’t you touch her, Omega.”

Shaking your head as you bring the mic to your lips, you mockingly add.

“Ohh, he has done more than touch me, big brother. Did you honestly think, I as your BABY SISTER, wouldn’t become a target in your war Jon?” 

Gliding to stand next to Kenny, you lay your hand onto his chest and snuggle into his body, laying your head onto his shoulder and letting everyone think that you were now Kenny Omega’s new flavor of the week. You continue to speak as though Jon’s eyes are hardening on you. 

“I simply made my move before that happened, Jon. Kenny Omega is a smart man!” 

Taking a step forward and leaning down, you look Jon Moxley right in the face and snicker into the mic.

“And oh so good with his hands. Pure magic.”

There is a heat in Jon’s eyes that has you stepping back, then Kenny explaining the exploding barbwire match to him, and his eyes flicker to you. Afterwards, in the hallway, you see Darby Allin and his cold blue eyes drill into you. When Kenny steps away for an interview with Don Callis, you sigh in relief. His voice makes you jump a little, “you are playing a dangerous game Rainbow Brite.” Looking at the man you want with every fiber of your being, you swallow hard and smile weakly at him. “Hello to you too, Walking Dead.”

He invades your personal space in an instant, hands on your hips, lips against your ear. “You don’t think Jon doesn’t see what you are doing??” Blinking, you jerk back at look deep into his eyes. “What do you mean?” Then behind you, you hear a bellow. There are people shouting; your name is being yelled.  Turning halfway around, you met Jon’s enraged eyes. “Get your ass over here.” Blinking as you watch The Bucks and Cody attempt to hold your brother back. Suddenly there is a hand snaking around your upper arm, “time for us to go, princess.”

Casting your eyes to Darby, you can only swallow hard and fight back the tears as Kenny pulls you along behind him and away from the two men you love most in this world.

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