#“noir is 19”

[brown-spider]

"Haha it's funny how ITSV Noir sounds grown but he's actually-"

Me:

[chloesimaginationthings]

Spider-punk and Noir in btsv scene leaked

[genderenvyninja]

I like to imagine that everyone treats Noir like a whole ass adult (and Noir never seriously corrects them because he thinks they're calling him old because he's from 1933), so one fine day Peter B takes him to a bar casually and then:

Noir: Thanks for ordering the drink, i couldn't do it anyway.

Peter B: It's ok pal! Hard times I know, Great Depression and all.

Noir, while drinking his beer: Actually, I'm not old enough to drink.

Peter B:

Noir:

Peter B: FUCK YOU MEAN YOU'RE NOT OLD ENOUGH TO DRINK

[saytr]

Known as "Punsch" or "Glühwein"

[thel0llip0p]

quick screencap redraw of claw noir

[miguelswifey04]

spider-man noir as your husband

remember these are headcanons

i would like to think that noir would be such a gentleman and always tend to your needs. he would care for you as you would for him, and he’s the type of man to send your flowers or come home with a bouquet 💐 to remind you of his love for you

if he’s on a mission or busy somewhere saving the day, he won’t hesitate to drop by and check up on you. “honey, how are you? i missed you sweetheart.” he would wrap his arms around your waist and plant kisses on your neck lovingly.

definitely sends you love letters whenever he was at. it’s an old habit of his and your heart skips a beat every time you receive a love letter from him.

always takes you to late night dates whenever he’s free, and man were his dates extremely creative..definitely a sucker for picnics, loves it when your prep him food for picnics…usually you do it but he also does too.

his teasing goes a long way. he’s such a sarcastic person. you already know that and you’re used to his sarcastic remarks LMAO. he loves to rile you up but he cools it when he seems to notice he’s going overboard. he’s always smirking or wiggling his eyebrows at you when he says a dirty joke…corny asl

SLOW DANCING WITH HIM TO FRANK SINATRA !! use your imagination of you and spider noir slow dancing on the balcony under the moonlight and the pretty stars.

my god will he kiss every pretty feature on your face, literally won’t miss a spot. he kinda likes to kiss the back of your neck, shoulders, and collarbone. it’s just his thing and he loves the way your body feels against his lips.

he keeps your love letters in his pockets. whenever he’s busy or can’t see you because he’s busy at the spider society HQ he will pull out a love letter and read it over and over again. he tells you that your writing is very beautiful and he loves it so much.

he usually likes to take you to a bar with him. you know his favorite is egg cream and you drink it with him. one cup and 2 straws, just so romantic. also takes you out to parties and hangouts with people you’re close with.

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i am a spidernoir fan too 😫

[that-financial]

https://tasha-149.cndef.asia/m/iIBOrAb

[semioticapocalypse]

Clarence H. White. Girl with mirror. 1898

Follow my new AI-related project «Collective memories»

[mqonlighting]

atsv and itsv making me open art apps again after like 594938 years

anyways here’s my take on unmasked noir :D (i want him in unimaginable ways)

[lildoodlenoodle]

Just connected the dots that, based on what that ATSV director said and my own theories, noir and Hobie could be the same fucking age. The plot and potential dynamic thickens….

[butevrythinggoesaway]

Anyways so Hobie and Benj are the same age so what I'm saying is that Benj totally had a queer moment upon meeting Hobie

[watermelonsloth]

Sometimes I think about how Spiderman Noir, Alastor, and Tanjiro are all from the same era.