#“what’s ligma?”

[spookyratking]

I HAVE A FEELING TWISTED SPROUT WILL SHOW UP ON MY NEXT RUN GUYS....I CAN FEEL IT..............

[neo-kid-funk]

In the Goth/ Surfer au, Jason got like no style but Leo still loves him anway 😊

But also I've been dying to draw Leo making a LIGMA joke so,,,

[fyther]

3 months.

[deezbignutz]

Erik....

[oogaboogaspookyman]

An impulsive response to @dronebiscuitbat for the recent 20th part of the nuzi fic Aka a fan creation fueled by desire for comedy

[STARGAZING AT SOMETHING BETTER THAN STARS]

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A do-over prom, best idea Thad has ever had... Just deal with whoever has magnets and tries funny things. Yeah.

He'll be fine!

The music is blaring, the lights are bright, the band friggin' SLAYS, prom is going amazingly and much better than the last.

Thad had dealt with a... Harrasser, some guys with magnets, and may or may not have found the culprit for spiking the fermented oil. Asshole that girl, i swear, he thought. Well at least prom is doing well!

Two drones stepped into the dance floor, starting with clumsy steps and slowly progressing to faster speeds. That's Uzi and N, and she has wings?! Awesome! Thad took note of this, and so did the band currently playing.

The crowd was startled, some began to cheer and encourage, the band picked up the pace telling the duo to go all out.

Little by little, they began to rise from the floor, flying, almost about to shoot for the sky.

The band picked up the pace, more and more and more, until...

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Would you look at that! They shot into the sky!

All the air that surrounded the duo suddenly got blasted onto... Well, everywhere! One dude got sent back from it, too... They really did shoot to the sky huh! Okay better take a look at the guy holy robo-jesus.

Thad ran over to the potentially injured drone, as fast as he could. "Dude are you okay?! Are you hurt?!"

"Hh... Yeah i'm fine, i'll walk it off no worries..." Thad doubted the guy's response, "I'll ask for help anyway- can anyone help this guy that's hurt?!"

"No really i'll be fine, look"... Did he just fucking stand up and walk away?? Back to do his thing??

... Yes he did.

Hm.

Welp! That's sorted out faster than thought! Back into the action!

After a small few minutes of Prom Stuff™, suddenly he, somehow, managed to hear chatter in the sky... Uzi and N, they have to be. How are they doin' up there?

"Wonder how they're doin' up there!" That's exactly what i narrated here. Anyway- Thad looked up and... Couldn't make out a damn thing. Right. Sky. Very up there. Does he have anything to have a better look at them?

Yes he did. From straight outta the Convinient Hammerspace For Different Events™, he pulled out a pair of binoculars and looked up at the sky now with a MUCH better look at them.

There they are, curiously way closer to each other and very lovey dovey! Man, about time those two got together, it's been clear from the get-go they liked each other.

Wait a minute.

"Whazzawhat..." He raised the binoculars again and... Upon closer look they ARE curiously way closer to each other. WAY closer.

Oh.

OH!

OHOHOHO!!

"FUCK YEAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

The crowd looked at Thad in concern.

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"What happened??" Someone asked.

"Uh. Hm." Thad thought of a way to slip the situation under the rug.

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Oh yeah that's so gonna work.

"Ligma." Thad spoke the sole word.

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"What's ligma??" Oh hell yeah he waited to do this for a WHILE...

"Ligma balls, get back to your thing." The crowd exploded into unhinged cackling and wheezing. "FUCK YOU MAN" said the someone who asked. After a little death by laughter they went back to doing Prom Stuff™

"What just happened, Thad??" Lizzy ran up to him, curious about the situation, and all Thad did was give her the binoculars. He pointed up, much to Lizzy's confusion.

She looked up at the sky, where she spotted two familiar figures kissing... "Whazzawhat??" She said as she lowered the binoculars in confusion and raised them again...

"NO FUCKING WAY" Thad wheezed at his sister's reaction, "YES FUCKING WAY" patting her on the back.

Hallelujah they finally kissed!

[sunsetcurveauto]

edwin payne is perfectly primed to fall for updog

[nocherrybombs]

Veterans of the Meme War

Arlecchino, scythe in hand: Disobedient children must face the consequences of their actions. Come, Lyney, Lynette, Freminet; we will settle this on the battlefield.

Lyney: Well lads, it's been a pleasure serving with you, but it looks like this is the end of the line. We fucked around, and now we're going to find out.

Lynette: No items, Fox only, Final Destination.

Lyney: And no airbag. We die like men.

Freminet: I did always say I was here for a good time, not a long time.

Lynette: Frfr. Hashtag relatable, hashtag YOLO.

Arlecchino, slowly lowering scythe: W-what does any of that mean?! Are you... is this rebellious behavior some kind of cry for help? Should I be worried about you three?

Lyney: It's okay, 'Father', the only thing you need to worry about is the mind goblin.

Arlecchino: And what, pray tell, is a mind goblin?!?

Lynette: LMAO, gottem.

Lyney: Mind gobblin' deez nuts! Attack!!!

Lynette, launching herself across the battlefield: Yeet!

[kaison07]

Nice guy

Tr: wanna check r/nuclearrevenge w me?

[willemdaflutist]

Catboo, Puppyinnit, and Tubbit. ✨Pet trio✨

Bonus:

Drunk Schlatt

Picrew here: https://picrew.me/en/image_maker/1405813

[starrynightarchive]

wrote the funniest shit for ch5 and deleted it. guys trust me it's healing to be fucking weird and cringe during your writing process. look at this stupid fucking scene

only context you get: dazai is under anaesthesia and he's also bleeding. chuuya is not having a good time

[roshambo05]

Okay so I've made it to Omniverse and I love Rook. Baby boy. Also, there is no way Ben doesn't take advantage of the fact that Rook has probably never heard a deez nuts joke.

[aromanticduck]

Intellectually I know that 'dogma' is a real word, but every time I see it I instinctively expect it to be a joke à la 'sugma' or 'ligma'.

[cursedpupperino]

canon as fuck

[jazessimpcave]

Do you think Sylus or Zayne would fall for a ligma joke?

Hm....to be honest both of them would fall for it.

Zayne because he took it seriously depending on how you phrase the joke, and Sylus because he has no idea what he was getting into and still was confused after you told him it was just a joke.

I think Zayne would just shake his head and ask you if you were going to do that all the time with him.

[shadydays047]

randomly thinking about my owner violently defending me against an old woman trying to call the cops on me

Her: "You know what Karen?? Why DOESN'T your dog have a mane? Maybe my dog is just cooler than yours! Quit bullying my dog just because he looks different!"

Me:

[euclyptodis]