#…I wish I was joking

[tied-together-with-coffee]

Everyone in the comments of the shadow and bone account asking for zoyalai.

People I get were the delusional part of the fandom but let’s be real, if they had anything they would have posted or at least teased by now

[unhinged-jackles]

(x)

[loveofastarvingdog]

castiel loves you guys. thanks cas

[nonomives]

Sorry i woke up and chose to be a simp

[adobe-outdesign]

there was a period of time during the early days of Neopets wherein they would redesign an older pet. in order to pick a redesign they'd offer a poll with a few different options, like this:

but during 2001—2004 they would do polls with several completely normal, similar-looking options and then one (1) just completely messed up option that they never acknowledged or explained

my personal favorite was the Gelert one

[bumblequinn]

"there should be a word for if a himbo was a girl. like. a herbo"

-actual thought i had before i, realized

[fox-guardian]

i think my favorite part about the tma liveshow with the Dog Incident is the fact that it's canon. like the fluff episodes are cute and fun but they also aren't canon and weren't written to be considered potentially canon, they're just fun lil fan things. the liveshow tho is meant to be considered canon. which means that yes, jon did in fact canonically go "like, in general?" to being asked if he'd seen a dog (which let's be real that's a mood i would also do that if caught off guard)

but also essentially jon was like "okay so you work for me, cool, and i could Fire You If Don't Fix This Immediately" and martin literally Looked This Man In The Eyes and said "i mean yeah, probably heh :) oH-" with the gayest processing delay i've ever heard in my LIFE. i honestly don't think that was any of his little manipulations of getting people to underestimate him or whatever i really think he was just that gay about Handsome Man With Nice Voice Speaking Authoritatively At Him that it took him a minute to process. and that's CANON. that's REAL. he DID THAT. i can't get over that.

[ayo-edebiri]

#Literally Friends (1994-2004)

[bb-8]

thank you for TSC @korakos, we are eternally grateful

[hoppips]

portrait of the duelist 🌹⚔️ // (study of portrait of the artist by antonie van steenwinckel)

[mylittleredgirl]

on april fools i click on every rickroll i see no matter how obvious it is, it just feels like a cultural activity that requires my participation. as a citizen of the internet in good standing it is both my honor and a privilege to hear those opening notes and go "OH COME ON" but with the pure joy of childhood in my heart. imagine going through a whole april 1 without seeing rick astley.

[thatthirstyweirdo]

IS THAT ELVIS PRESL- Oh wait, no, it's Wally Darling!

[ministarfruit]

day 18: once upon a time ♡

(femslashfeb prompt list)

[niyana-the-ambiguous-mobian]

So I finally watched Puss in Boots 2....

[ascensabyss]

my internet dad is quitting youtube…

[obscureenthusiast]

-Brutus and as many as 60 co-conspirators, circa March 14th, 44 BC