#♡ : uramichi oniisan

[zmbiesuga]

OSAMU, tsukishima, sakusa, iwaizumi, daichi, kita, kenma, sugawara, semi, kumatani, uramichi, cherry, LEONA, vil, jamil, trey, jack, jade, rin, makoto, SOSUKE, natsuya . . . + your faves !

[secretivemessenger]

I've gained the guts...

Request

Fandom: Uramichi Oniisan

Character: Uramichi

Kinks: stress relief(?can't remember the name orz), breeding, teasing, and anything else you would like! Not very picky^^ bottom reader if possible?

Basically he gets agitated at the set and releases his frustration with his lover. You can add or get rid of something!! First time requesting, so I'm not so sure about formatting...

No pressure, feel free to cancel it if you don't want to do it♡

-🐏

Reliving Stress

Top uramichi x male reader

Rating: NSFW

Warnings: Soft sex! Vanilla?! OOC uramichi?! Hand job! Short! Not edited!

100+ Event

Uramichi’s life is as miserable as it is but it somehow always mange’s to get get even more miserable , he get so agitated he just wanna throw all his frustrations on someone , and what way to do it better than fucking his boyfriend dumb

Coming back to his home that he share with you , he came looking for you first thing once he stepped inside the house , he found you in the kitchen reaching out to the cabinet on top of you , as you raised your hand to get it your shirt raisin a-bit showing your back a little

You heard his footsteps approaching you wanted to turn around but he trapped you with both his hands on the counter locking you , he pressed his body against your back his crouch pressing against your butt , he put his head on your shoulder

“Let me fuck you” Uramichi whispered seductively near your ear “please” he said with a lower tone this time you couldn’t help but chuckle at his words grinding your butt on his cock “sure” you said looking back at him with a smile

Waisting no time he dragged you by your hand to your shared bedroom , once the doors are closed you engaged in a messy kiss , getting rid of each other’s clothes and getting naked , you then felt yourself being pushed against the bed as uramichi put his hands between your head , the both of you panting heavily looking at each other

Your lips clashed in another kiss he inserted his tongue in your mouth , you kissed him back swirling your tongue with his , while still kissing you he open the drawer near the bed and grabbed a bottle of lube and few condoms

Pulled out of the kiss he left you breathless as you gasped out for air he grabbed the bottle of lube and squeezing a very generous amount on his hands and your hole , you shivered at the cold substance before feeling his fingers press against your hole

Instead of ramming your hole with his fingers he started circling his fingers around it teasing you , it made you whine at him trying to push yourself against his fingers but he gripped your hips roughly stopping your movements drawing a whimper out of you

“Come on Omota , hurry” you whined making him chuckle this time , oh how this made his mood much better , knowing he has your body at his mercy , finally giving you what you wanted he slipped two of his lubed finger into your hole slowly as to not hurt , but the first thing he noticed was how fast it went inside and with a bit more stretching he was able to insert three inside

“Looks like I wasn’t the only one who needed to relive some stress” he smirked at you making your face flush “but if your already stretched then no need to waist more time” he said before pulling out his fingers making you moan quietly

He grabbed the condom and placed it between his teeth before tearing it open , he slid the condom on his half hard cock before grabbing the lube and squirting a great amount on his cock , he started smearing it all around his cock and once he domed it silky enough he positioned himself right near your hole before slowly pushing it in , you groaned out in pain as his cock started stretching your insides

You gripped the sheets below you as you bit your lips and closed your eyes shut , uramichi groaned at your tightness around him giving a bit of a hard time going inside , so he took one of your legs and put it on his shoulders while massaging the other “come on now… you need to relax if you don’t want it to hurt”

You took a deep breath inhale and exhale , you felt your body relaxing a little softening your tightness around him , while waiting for you to adjust he left soft kiss to your thigh thats on his shoulders , before sucking hard leaving a purple marks on your thighs

You groaned your chest heaving up and down completely forgetting about the pain , he finally started moving his hips , his thrusts were slow paced but the speed started to increase little by little , you moaned out feeling his cock moving inside your hole

Uramichi looked down at your pleasured face as you looked at him too , you locked eyes together drowning in the pleasure , you moved your body against his pushing yourself against his thrusts thats now are at a high speed

Your eyes rolled back as you clenched around him again , but he didn’t ask you to stop instead he kept thrusting even if he struggled a bit , the stress he was going through completely vanished , you Cried out loudly when his hand grabbed your wet cock covered in your pre cum

He started pumping it moving his hands up and down , you arched your back feeling overwhelmed by having both your hole and cock touched like that , you constitute let out moans and gasp’s as your body shuddered when uramichi rammed your prostate right on the spot

You threw your head back in pleasure , his thrusts hitting your prostate every time as his hips rocked against yours ruthlessly , his hand moved in rhythm with his thrusts , it all felt too good you couldn’t stop your cock from spilling your cum all over your stomach

You didn’t get a chance to relax as uramichi continued to drill your hole with his cock , you can feel your body turning into mush your body was shaking uncontrollably overstimulated having just came

You squeezed tightly around him making him grunts feeling himself close too , you knew because your felt his cock twitch inside you , his movements getting sloppy , before he came inside the condom with a groan

With few thrusts he came down from his high and pulled out , both of you were panting sweat falling down your forehead , he took off the condom before grabbing another one , you looked at him knowing what he wants “impossible” you complain he looked at you and said with a wide smirk “Im still stressed , but im very sure a second round will calm me down”

[lale-txt]

𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐀𝐂𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒 𝐖𝐑𝐀𝐏𝐏𝐄𝐃 𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟑

top 9 chars i loved in 2023

➸ first row: Shion Yamada Asaemon (Jigokuraku), Obito Uchiha (Naruto), Hiromi Higuruma (JJK) ➸ second row: Izutsumi (Dungeon Meshi), Tao (Gokurakugai), Maomao (The Apothecary Diaries) ➸ third row: Inosuke Hashibira (KNY), Uramichi Omota (Uramichi Oniisan), Warumono-san (Mr. Villain's Day Off)

thank you for the tag, @joy-girl (´⌣`ʃƪ)

i read a ton last year, so narrowing it down to only nine chars was a struggle lmao. in the end i decided to pick only one char per series but there are still so many more chars i wish could name here (and those are from manga alone, i could make a seperate one for video game chars too oop). this was super fun to put together!

tagging people makes me incredibly anxious, so if you see this and want to do this too, this is your sign ♡

[suashii]

good morning ++ happy saturday !! hoping this weekend treats you all kindly ♡ ♡ remember to drink plenty of water and stay cool, my sweets! here’s an otter that you can live vicariously through in its little rubber ducky-filled pool hehe~

oh — i finished six episodes of bsd last night! i’ll put my thoughts thus far blow for anyone who cares to read them :3

• dazai is so silly. . such a silly guy. he has given me a healthy mix of predictable and “never let them know your next move” and i find it very refreshing haha

• akutagawa makes me nervous — like his appearance scares me. i think it’s the eyebrows

• rampo’s voice sounded familiar so i looked him up and ??? i was honestly surprised to see all the different characters. like wdym he voices levi, uramichi oniisan, saiki, and ego? the one i could hear and recognize was ego btw lol

• more on rampo bc i find him interesting — but i think it’s pretty impressive how his deduction isn’t an ability. strange how he thinks it is though

• ^^ also, crazy how he can do all of that but cannot navigate the city. he’s a piece of work but i’d happily volunteer to be his guide

not a thought but i did see that there is a movie. . . when am i supposed to watch that

[saharaadesertt]

hello! it’s sahara!!

after barely going on this app for years, i finally decided to try and share my art and writing here :))

a bit about me:

~i have been drawing since covid with my style being a combination of vivid colors, excessive blending, and a semi realistic approach to the anime characters i draw. i use medibang paint pro on my macbook pro and a XP tablet and pen. i tend to draw anime characters but i hope to open commissions when i feel more comfortable with my art abilities

~i’m a fifth year nutrition major looking into pursuing public health or food science research and/or teaching although i do plan on doing work on the side in art and possibly video editing

~i love anime and have been since 2018! i am a huge fan of romcoms and shows like horimiya are my comforts 💕 my all-time favorite show is deathnote

~i am also a manga collector! i started last year and have truly enjoyed collecting series that i enjoy 😊 some series i have include chainsaw man, life lessons with uramichi oniisan, and love is war among others

~i’ve liked kpop since high school! my favorites are stray kids, seventeen, and txt. my ult bias is xu minghao/the8. i have seen bts, svt, skz and soon txt in concert!

~i enjoy writing a lot although my school work makes it hard to concentrate on it. i hope my fics and hc's are fun to read!

~i’m a huge simp, don’t be afraid to ask for my simp list or who i simp for currently 🤫

thanks for being here! （╹◡╹）♡

[mimic-of-hysy]

just stopping by to say that i hope that you’re doing okay! how are you doing—any plans for the weekend? ♡

aw hi there doll !!!

i wish you the best of days on this fine friday !

i have to leave for work soon, but its been a slow week, so it should be a nice, calm day for me. personally, im not really a weekend plan person 😅 i pretty much only leave my apartment for food and work, so ill prob jus be watching uramichi oniisan again and readin csm. lots of petting and bugging my big ole grump lump of a cat for sure

[rubydragon16]

Uramichi Omota & Iketeru Daga ✧ Uramichi Oniisan Episode 09 ♡

[z3nitsusgf]

misc masterlist

 Please read the warnings & proceed at your own discretion ♡︎

Attack On Titan 

mean dom eren 

eren y. - nsfw, afab reader (no pronouns), edging, clit play, degradation (whore & slut), use of the word puppy, overstim, doin it raw

Metafisica dei panni stessi

Jean K. - nsfw, afab fem reader, choking, spit, fingering, big dick Jean, oral (both receiving) thigh riding, masturbation, quick fuck (y’all know each other for like a day)

overstim w/ pieck 

𝙣𝙨𝙛𝙬, 𝙖𝙛𝙖𝙗 𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙙𝙚𝙧 (𝙣𝙤 𝙥𝙧𝙤𝙣𝙤𝙪𝙣𝙨 ), 𝙤𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙨𝙩𝙞𝙢

purr  pieck f. - kitty girls, I used to word kitty cunt, overstim, oral (both receiving), clit play 

more kitty!pieck 

none! Ig fem reader (you wear a skirt and bra). Sweet sad pieck who cries sm bc you’re gone, illusions to sex but there is none. A lot of fluff and a little angst

Uramichi Oniisan 

Ain’t no kinda game to play

omota -  nsfw, afab fem reader, co-worker relationship, public sex (you guys fuck at work), teasing, degradation, blow job, size kink, Omota makes you suck him off as an apology

Demon Slayer 

woodbine 

sanemi - throat fucking, rough sex, choking, spit, overstim, size kink, implied tummy bulge, oral (f. + m. receiving), use of words whore & slut. The usual horniness <3

Daredevil

#1 pussy eater

matt murdock - cunnilingus, fingering, overstim

couch sex

matt murdock - afab reader, “sweet thing, sweetheart, baby” petnames, overstim, mention of cervix fucking, matt’s big fucking cock, mention of cockwarming, teasing  

Succession 

like a leopard’s tongue in the mouth of a snake  

roman roy -  NSFW, fem.reader, bribery, scummy roman, fingering, oral (f. receiving), slight power dynamics, office sex

paper bag

roman roy - NSFW, fem.reader, toxic relations, manipulation, l*gan roy, romann is sick in the head, Roman says a slur (unsurprising), dog motif, teasing, dirty talk

pussy eater roman

roman roy - NSFW, oral, office sex

[upwiththekai]

Tag Masterlist S - Z

A guide to my blog’s S to Z tags, for my own and your convenience! More tags will be added as time goes on.

Please feel free to let me know if any of the links are broken.

S

♡  Sailor Moon ♡  Saint Young Men ♡  Sakamoto desu ga ♡  Sanrio ♡  Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei ♡  Science ♡  Scooby Doo ♡  Scrubs (Tv Series) ♡  Sculptures ♡  Seinfeld ♡  Sekiro: Shadows die twice ♡  Sesame Street ♡  Shaman King ♡  Shoes ♡  Show by Rock ♡  Signs ♡  SK8 THE INFINITY ♡  Skullgirls ♡  Slayers (Anime) ♡  Slime (Aesthetic slime) ♡  Snoop Dog (Celebrity) ♡  Snoopy ♡  SOMA (Game) ♡  Sonic the Hedgehog ♡  Soulcalibur ♡  Soul Eater ♡  South Park ♡  Space ♡  Space Dandy ♡  Speed Racer ♡  Spiderman ♡  Splatoon ♡  Sports ♡  Spy Kids ♡  Spy x Family ♡  Stardew Valley ♡  StarFox ♡  Star Trek ♡  Star Wars ♡  Steven Universe ♡  Stim (Relaxing) ♡  Story ♡  Stanger Things ♡  Stray (Game) ♡  Street Fighter (Game) ♡  Sudeki (Game) ♡  Superheroes (Comics) ♡  Superman ♡  Super Mario Brothers ♡  Supernatural (TV Show) ♡  Super Smash Brothers ♡  Sweden (Sweden Related) ♡  Sweets (Food)

T

♡  Tamagotchi ♡  Tearjerker ♡  Tekken (Game) ♡  Text ♡  Text pic ♡  The Avengers ♡  The Case Files of Lord El Melloi II ♡  The Evil Within (Game) ♡  The Evil Within II (Game) ♡  The Flash ♡  The Hobbit ♡  The Hulk ♡  The Iliad ♡  The Matrix ♡  The More You Know ♡  The Muppets ♡  The outbursts of Everett True (Comic) ♡  The Path (Game) ♡  The Sims ♡  The Simpsons ♡  The Vampire Dies In No Time (Anime) ♡  The War at home (TV Series) ♡  The Way of the Househusband ♡  The World Ends With You ♡  Thomas the Tank Engine ♡  Thor ♡  Tiger & Bunny (Anime) ♡  TikTok ♡  Toilet-Bound Hanako-kun ♡  Tokyo Mew Mew ♡  Tom & Jerry ♡  Tomodachi Life ♡  Touhou Project ♡  Touken Ranbu ♡  Train posts ♡  Transformers ♡  Trigun ♡  Trinity Soul ♡  Tsubasa (Series) ♡  Tumblr posts ♡  Tumblr tags (You’re tagged!) ♡  Twilight (Movie series) ♡  Twisted-Wonderland ♡  Twitter posts

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♡  Uma Musume: Pretty Derby ♡  UNDERTALE ♡  Unknown anime ♡  Unravel (Game) ♡  Until Dawn (Game) ♡  Until Dawn Rush of Blood (Game) ♡  Uramichi Oniisan  ♡  Urotsukidoji ♡  Uta no Prince-sama ♡  UTAU

V

♡  Vampire Hunter D ♡  Vampire the Masquerade (Game) ♡  Video ♡  Vine (+ TikToks) ♡  Villains (Comics) ♡  VOCALOID ♡  VOCALOUJI

W

♡  WataMote ♡  Welcome to Night Vale ♡  Wholesome ♡  Winnie the Pooh ♡  Witch Hat Atelier ♡  Witch Hat Atelier Kitchen (Kitchen of Witch Hat) ♡  Wonder Woman

X

♡  Xena: Warrior Princess ♡  Xenoblade ♡  X-Men ♡  xxxHolic

Y

♡  Ya Boy Kongming! ♡  Yakuza (Game series) ♡  Youe Egao (UTAU) ♡  YouTube ♡  Yuett Egao (UTAU) ♡  Yu-Gi-Oh! ♡  YuKaiLoid (UTAU) ♡  Yukai Iak (UTAU) ♡  Yukai Ouy (UTAU) ♡  Yume Nikki

Z

♡  Zodiac signs as… ♡  Zootopia

[rokuudaime]

tag game

credit: catcrumb

tag nine people you want to get to know better!

thanks for the tag mandy! @kisateta  ♡

favorite color: pink and yellow

currently reading: tokyo revengers, jujutsu kaisen, uramichi oniisan, spy x family, fire force, and some other mangas

last song: the other self - granrodeo

last movie: kimi no suizou wo tabetai

last series: kuroko no basket

currently craving: those bamboo shoot chocolates from meiji aaaa

tea or coffee: tea (i rlly can't drink coffee idk dksfjds)

currently working on: piles of requirements, organizing an event, getting my life together </3

tagging: @itadorii-yuuji, @manjiroarchiviste, @seishue, @chifuyusmatsuno, @keisukesbaji, @wuatsui, @shizukais, @itadora, @zuura

[zmbiesuga]

NEW ROMANTICS ! masterlist ౨ৎ ⋆｡˚

hq ୨ৎ ⸝⸝ :

i'm not a violent dog, i don't know why i bite, i. hajime

early mornings with samu, m. osamu

unknown / nth, o. tooru

twenty-twenty vision, m. atsumu

jump then fall, k. tetsurou

shotgunning w/ suna

dad!kuroo

unlearn my hurt, s. kiyoomi

kisses with hq boys 2, various

kisses with hq boys 1, various

lovestruck bf!mattsun

threat to kiss, various

better man, multi

"famous" bf, various

i <3 my bf, various

my fav hq boys in love w/ you, my favs

i've loved everything, m. issei

northern downpour, i. hajime

twst ୨ৎ ⸝⸝ :

vil schoenheit w/ a rockstar bf

doing vil's makeup

sk8 ୨ৎ ⸝⸝ :

mixtape collab

better man, various

free ୨ৎ ⸝⸝ :

better man, various

uramichi oniisan ୨ৎ ⸝⸝ :

dad!uramichi

[secretivemessenger]

Hiii! I don't send asks cause I'm shy...anyway

Have you watched anything new recently? Just curious... spy x family seems very fun! Also, have you seen Uramichi Oniisan? I love that guy to bits orz alsoalso! Arcane?

Hope you're doing well! Stay safe♡

-🐏

No need to be shy like im lowky an introvert outside of social media but im so glad you talked to me please continue doing that im lonely as hell

But Omg yes I actually read the spy x family manga its amazing can’t wait for more animated episodes , and uramuchi oniisan that shit is pretty funny I really liked it , and arcane is amazing like whaaa

[lovablepiece-of-toast]

How are you doing? Any recent interests you want to talk about?

Hi hi

I'm doing okay, which means I'm in the process of getting my life plans together and procrastinating on writing a novel. Which is my goal for this year out of school. But I'm having a good time too☆

Life has been so flip flop that I change interests weekly and they are super random

Like Haikyuu is great for example is great but I'm fixated on the Miya twins only rn.

But if you wanna talk, I'm always open to discussing anime Sk8, Midnight occult civil servants and Uramichi oniisan

(And if ya know anything about go-karting I need it for research)

♡

[rachi-roo]

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Welcome friendos!!! Welcome to my BIG list! It doubles as my 'watched' list, I like keeping track 😁💙🩷

This list is not my will or won't list! If there is a fandom or character I haven't listed that you would like me to try writing for, then don't be afraid to DM me and ask! 💙🩵💙🩵💙🩵

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Self-Ship Masterlist

Here is the masterlist for all of my self-ship content on this blog! If you'd like to learn more about any of my self-ships, you can use the links here to navigate through all of my posts about them! Also I still have no clue what any of the ship names except Tamaki's could be so if you have any ideas feel free to let me know lol :) (Warning - there are a lot! I like a lot of silly little characters!)

My Hero Academia Self-Ships

♡ Bee x Tamaki - Tamabee ♡

- Basic Info

- Ship Template

- Playlist

- Lovely Art (by @httptouya!)

♡ Bee x Izuku ♡

- Basic Info

- Ship Template

- Playlist

♡ Bee x Shoto ♡

- Basic Info

- Ship Template

- Playlist

♡ Bee x Eijiro ♡

- Basic Info

- Ship Template

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♡ Bee x Momo - BeeMo ♡

- Basic Info

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- Playlist

♡ Bee x Mirko ♡

♡ Bee x Tomura ♡

Haikyuu Self-Ships

♡ Bee x Kageyama ♡

♡ Bee x Noya ♡

♡ Bee x Asahi ♡

♡ Bee x Bokuto ♡

♡ Bee x Ushijima ♡

♡ Bee x Keishin ♡

♡ Bee x Suna ♡

Demon Slayer Self-Ships

♡ Bee x Kyojuro ♡

♡ Bee x Mitsuri ♡

♡ Bee x Tomioka ♡

JJK Self-Ships

♡ Bee x Gojo ♡

♡ Bee x Geto ♡

♡ Bee x Megumi ♡

Attack on Titan Self-Ships

♡ Bee x Armin ♡

♡ Bee x Hange ♡

♡ Bee x Mikasa ♡

Life Lessons With Uramichi Oniisan Self-Ships

♡ Bee x Kumatani ♡

♡ Bee x Usahara ♡

Mystic Messenger Self-Ships

♡ Bee x Zen ♡

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Obey Me Self-Ships

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[zmbiesuga]

Hi! Can I pls request boyfriend headcanons for Uramichi, Mitsuo and Iketeru with a female reader? Thank you ❤️❤️

꒰ uramichi, ikereru & mitsuo x f!reader ꒱

° sypnosis: some headcanons about three of my fav cringe adults being boyfriends

° warnings: cussing, mentions of depression, mentions of alcohol and smoking, dirty jokes, nothing else really, sfw 🫡

° notes: i am so sorry for the wait. also, like everything else i write, this is x female reader but there's really no use of pronouns.

✮ uramichi :

he hasn't been in many relationships. maybe one or two actual serious ones, but otherwise he's been too busy with gymnastics and pulling himself out of holes to focus on dating.

so imagine you coming into the picture.

he's not against taking the initiative, but he'd probably appreciate it more if you made the first move.

even later in his life, he isn't too concerned about dating, but he's not opposed to it either.

you have to understand, uramichi is affected heavily everyday by his depression. there's some days where he doesn't even recognize himself, so you're going to have to earn his trust and learn him from the inside out.

as an actual boyfriend, uramichi will put his best effort into you.

he'll try to cut down on drinking and smoking, to some people that's not a lot, but he is trying really hard. unless you don't really mind either of those things, then the amount he'll cut back will be smaller.

he's touch-starved, but it'll take him a while to warm up to it, but once he does? oh boy.

who needs sleeping pills or booze when he can just hold you? his sundays off are reserved for just lounging on the couch together after his workout.

since he's older, he'll probably see your relationship as endgame...after you date for a couple of months. that nagging voice in the back of his head telling him that time is running out is the most annoying thing.

he tries, he takes you out. not on like, overly expensive dates but he'll go for walks with you, run errands with you, maybe take you to the bar with the rest of the cast

the cast probably doesn't find out about your relationship until later on, they catch him calling you on one of his breaks. usahara almost has a heart attack.

does have a temperment, you will fight. but uramichi is not one to not take responsibility.

if he says something completely out of line, he'll feel horrible and spend the rest of the day (or week...or month...or year...) trying to make up for it.

this is all new to him, but he loves you with all he has.

✮ kumatani :

first of all, you've got to like cats. if you don't, it's a dealbreaker. even if you're allergic, you have to at least appreciate cats.

kumatani isn't too concerned with dating, he just goes with the flow really. you'll probably have to make the first move.

he's a morally driven person, if you don't match his morals, he won't even bother with you. but if you have similar ideas to him, he's more willing to open up.

you make him smile, he likes being in your presence that much. typically, he finds stupid jokes annoying but you get a pass.

movie night dates!! he doesn't look it, but he loves showing you his favorite low budget films.

he's more casual about your relationship. he's not gonna come outward and tell everyone, but he won't deny it when someone brings it up.

takes you fishing with him, even if you don't really like it. just having you sit by him is enough, making conversation or reading a book, as long as you're in his vicinity.

he's also not one to beg, but assuming you aren't allergic to cats, he'll do everything in his power to convince you to adopt one with him.

nonchalant™, but let someone fuck with you. goes 0 to 100 real quick. he's not against using physical force to defend his morals, or you.

random infodumps, he'll just nonchalantly talk about things. you don't even need to understand, but just having you there to listen is enough.

gentleman, holds doors open for you, cooks for you, etc.

he's a good boyfriend, he has his moments, but overall he's just very serious. his love is shown more through his actions rather than words.

✮ iketeru :

good lord. he doesn't even know you're dating, he just thought you were being nice.

first things first: sayuri HAS to like you.

him being oblivious is an understatement.

you're his first real relationship, but let's be clear: just because he's clueless doesn't mean he's a baby. he's still a grown ass man.

he's a lot more laid-back than the other two, and a lot more open with his love.

he's not touch starved, he just likes touching you!!

holds your hand in public, cuddles you when you go to sleep, kisses you goodbye every morning, etc.

clingy baby.

househusband material my god. cooks, cleans, the whole nine yards. and, he likes doing it with you too so it's a win.

make dirty jokes, i beg.

he already laughs at all your jokes, but one penis joke and he's gonna cackle.

loves when you take part in his interests. especially when it involves music and his singing.

he'll sing for you, he actually really likes doing it, makes him feel loved because of how much you like his voice.

will ask you to settle arguments between him and his sister, even if you don't know jack shit about music. will probably get pouty if you take her side tbh

he'll tell everyone you're dating, but really it's not like they couldn't tell. you two are gross with the pda.

he doesn't mind if you drink, but hopes you understand that he doesn't really because of his low tolerance and therefore just asks that you don't ask him if he wants any, force it upon him or do it in moderation

10/10 one of the sweetest little guys ever.