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[sinjhopokedex]

Anonymous asked: Curious question, who's gonna receive the most chocolate in Valentines day? Who's the most popular hottie~?

"I made some for everyone, so no one would feel left out!"

"But barring that..."

[Insert a pause here]

"Xell?"

"Yup."

"He is rather popular, isn't he?"

"I'm really not--"

"Oh, please. We've all heard plenty of members of the castle's cleaning staff, knights, or whatever giggling and fawning over you."

"Not to mention all the chocolates, candy, and other gifts piled up outside your bedroom door on every Valentine's day. And Christmas. And your birthday. And whatever other day they can use as an excuse to give you gifts..."

"It's actually kind of a nuisance... It's not like I can--"

"Just face it, dude: You're easily the most attractive person in this castle! Not even Veera can compete!"

"Right? It's gotta be his angelic beauty shining through!"

"W-What are you even talking about--??"

[resetium]

It was one threat of many according to Matt, he picked a tame one, she deserved it because she has threatened other people in far worse ways before. She has been harassing people for months

hey come off anon for a sec i just wanna talk real quick just for a moment

also of note: personally friends with one of the more notable folks involved in this, who got banned for literally posting an image of a car and a hammer, he's pissed because of the hammer

if you want to prove that she said worse, have matt personally send me screenshots

[sistercara]

Hey I'm definitely not Matt Mullenwang CEO of tumblr - but I just wanna send an ask to let you know that I did- I mean HE did nothing wrong pleeeeeease don't think I'm transphobic for banning a trans woman for existing and then harassing 30 others

nice try @photomatt you shitty little jar of aged toe jam

[arabaka]

green day dropped the bisexual anthem bobby sox. begging you to listen

-sculpture anon

hgoly fuck? this song feels so classic green day too. FUCK we are ALL green gay

dude WALNUT MILK? WHAT DID IT TASTE LIKE. INQUIRING MINDS WANT TO KNOW. did it taste like nut. wink

i also havent seen TOO many porn bots but also i've been out of the game!!! making a gojo porn bot now

[warpcorphusbandry]

“HI ITS ME IRIN AGAIN!! DO YOU HAVE ANY SODA HONG LUS?! I SAW A PICTURE AND THEY LOOK SUPER CUTE!!!”

The twink is back please fucking run away.

soda hong lus? hmm...

we don't have any, but if you'd like to adopt strays, you should be able to get some around beach areas? they're more docile than soda ryoshus, so you should be fine just picking one up

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[linkedspirit-fanartfunart]

Ah the Link's got Tumblr again, smh can't have anything nice

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⚒️ smol-smithy Follow

NO WHY IS THE POLL A TIE. Why must I be doomed to share with these fools. This is nonsense.

⚒️ smol-smithy

Vi... Were you going to post behind our backs despite touting how "innane" it was and how it was "a waste of time"???

⚒️ smol-smithy

Hey why wasn't I included in the poll?

- Hero of Darkness

⚒️ smol-smithy

Shadow gtfo

⚒️ smol-smithy

how does Shadow know our password we changed it??

-Green

⚒️ smol-smithy

Passwords suck and so does Viofhhfksllkkkkkkkkkmmmnnnnnnfhkahf

🌟 excuuuse-me

Vio did you legit strangle your Shadow and hit send on his joke anyway? Because that's beautiful.

#this whole situatuon #art really #can I have a turn with your magic sword when you're done I think it'd be funny #everyone deserves More of Me

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🌸 dont-look-at-me Follow

How do I get a real life girl to kiss me pls

🌟 excuuuse-me

Please please please please please please please please please please please please plea-

🪶 redwingskies Follow

Apparently you just have to visit her shop like 3 times idk I still don't understand it

🌊 kingoftheseagull Follow

Give her some of your food, works every time.

🐴 goatman4life Follow

You sir are thinking about seagulls again, not women.

🌸 dont-look-at-me

You dont know me. What if I want seagull advice too?

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🐀 mouseman Follow

Best companion for adventures go!

⏳️ forestchild Follow

Fairy

🎶 ocarina-macarina Follow

Fairy!!

🌟 excuuuse-me

I legally can not say which is higher on the list because i will be strangled in my sleep but fairy & princess

🌸 dont-look-at-me Follow

Idk I keep accidentally having first dates via adventure so ig Girlfriend???

🪶 redwingskies Follow

Sword & Bird

🐴 goatman4life Follow

... Fairy

⚒️ smol-smithy Follow

I'd say myself but I found out that it sucks.

🌊 kingoftheseagull Follow

The silly old man who slowly realizes he wants to adopt me over the course of the journey. Fairy is Very close second. Then seagulls.

⚒️ smol-smithy

Oh hey actually ^ same.

🚋 train-life Follow

Ghost bestie

🌳 wildflowerwastaken Follow

#wait same??? #ghost friends for life #or. Uh. Postlife? #sorry. Idk. #also how are all of you posting in the reblogs like... #id die #....I can make that joke I already died once so it's funny now #anyways the rest of you are so biased #the answer is always Ghost Bestie #not like they can die again! Haha #ha.

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🌊 kingoftheseagull Follow

...omg what if the Hero of Time was turned into stone. I've seen it happen like twice and in totally different contexts so who knows. I mean can't come back to save the world if you're stone.

🎶 ocarina-macarina Follow

O-O

🐴 goatman4life Follow

He did not Hope this helps

⏳️ forestchild Follow

I did! Hope this helps

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🐴 goatman4life Follow

My son just bit me and after crying about how he didn't mean to actually break skin and calming down enough to like, talk, he said "Why do you taste like dark fog and goat?"

And while I have an answer for the goat thing I'm ??? Concerned

⏳️ forestchild Follow

I think you'd taste a lot like Black Boes, based on how you smell

🐴 goatman4life Follow

Why are children assigning me Flavors? Why do you know what black boes taste like??? I'm the guy who bites things not you

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🪶 redwingskies Follow

Why can't I pet anything on the surface. There's so many tiny cute creatures and they all either run away or want to kill me.

⚒️ smol-smithy Follow

When you're tiny and some giant comes at you with grabby hands what other options do you have?

🐴 goatman4life Follow

OP go find a cucco, they'll love you

🌸 dont-look-at-me Follow

Dont do it they both want to run away from you and also want to kill you at the same time

🪶 redwingskies Follow

They will love me like he promised I'm sure of it.

[simplych4i]

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[chbnews]

to answer 50% of the last person's question, Apollo, does not remember ANYTHING nor is he aware of himself when he is drunk.

he also tends to be very uhm. agreeable in that state and has bought multiple of my siblings illegal substances

- anon cabin 7 member

Noted noted, message passed onto the blog- Nyssa Barrera ⚒️🗡️

[murder-hobo]

✨💖if you get this, answer w/ three random facts about yourself and send it to the last seven blogs in your notifs. anon or not, doesn’t matter, let’s get to know the person behind the blog! 💖✨

Thank you for the ask love! 🖤

1. I have 2 cats 🐈🐈‍⬛

2. I am in a long term polyamorous relationship 💞

3. I know and can do traditional blacksmithing ⚒️

[whumpdoyoumean]

🧭🖍️⚒️

🧭 Titling fics is (usually) the very last thing I do, so this is a hard one to answer, but the name of the document is, "WHOOPS Another Slow Horses" (because I keep starting new things instead of working on what's already there, whoops)

🖍️A sentence! Maybe because it’s River’s blood, on the pavement and covering the front of his olive green shirt and the white tea towels that the man is pressing against his torso.

⚒️ I'm definitely struggling with figuring out why the inciting incident happened. Like a lot of my fics, this was borne of me wanting to see a character in a situation so I've started writing the situation without knowing how the character got there x)

Thank you for the ask!

[sinjhopokedex]

Anonymous asked: When things get hot and humid, how does everyone beat the heat?

"Go to the beach, duh!"

"What he said!"

"Hide in my super air-conditioned room..."

"Go swimming! Doesn't matter if it's in a pool or at the beach, both are good! Oh, oh, and eat ice cream!"

"Well, I try to wear lighter clothes and stay hydrated. If I have time, I visit the castle's pool and hang out there for a while."

"Hang out with Miyuki in her super air-conditioned room..."

"I carry around a little battery-operated fan."

"Just ignore it. Not like it's hotter than the forge anyway..."

"Relax by the pool, with my loyal Prinnies fanning me~!"

"Relax in the pool."

"I can't feel the change in temperature or humidity. Y'know, being dead and all."

"Buuuut, helping everyone else cool off with some expertly thrown water balloons is always fun, hehe~"

[risingshine]

⚒️

The usual answer: chiasa loves August (as a friend as of now) and will take any excuse to hang out with her! maybe even start helping her work adamantium to make her buisness boom!

An Iyana thinks that August is cute and finds her abilities facsinating, so would love to meet her and run some tests - as well as just talk about stuff over coffee sometimes. She is hoping that chiasa can introduce her.

[dr-aegon]

Here’s for your weirder asks:

3, 4, 10, 14, 33, 34, and 40 ♥️ Please answer whichever you want love!

thank you so much for the ask, my love Jen!! 🥰💕

10. would you slaughter the rich?

it’s like the trolley problem, isn’t it? well, i think i would choose the rich to sacrifice any day over some normal people. would you join me? i mean i would provide the weapons. ⚒️

14. do you love the smell of earth after it rains?

oh i do!! i have been all my life, and i discovered the world ‘petrichor’ very late in my teens(i am a born and bred Korean), and i couldn’t be more delighted! when i was like 15 yo or so, i used to walk around parks when it’s raining just to shroud myself with the smell of it. it was much more potent back then, idk what happened to my nose, but i can’t seem to get the same effects anymore. :(

34. is there a song you know every word to by heart?

Somewhere Only We Know by Keane. this song is tied to the memory of the time of hopefulness and youthful delusions. god i sound so old. 🙃

40. did you have any snacks today?

oh absolutely! i had Lays salt and vinegar chips to compliment my vodka. it always go well together hehe

(i’m kinda drunk so if anything feels weird that’s why…)

[quarantineddreamer]

🤡 ♻️ and ⚒️ for the ask game plz (also ❤️❤️ obviously)

🤡 How many WIPs are you actively working on?

DON'T LOOK AT ME. Let's see...

Synchronous Scars

Umbra Memoriae (Pt. 2)

As a Shadow

Fluffbruary Prompt

Ask Box Prompt (from MONTHS AGO but I am determined to finish)

Roadtrip AU (still need a title for this)

So 6 active? I feel like that's not so bad? 😅 (plz no more)

♻️ Scraped idea for a current WIP?

Answered here

⚒️ Is there a scene or anything in the WIP you are struggling with right now?

Short answer: yes (when am I not struggling lol). Long answer? Specifically struggling with a bit of Silvana perspective for the next chapter of Synchronous Scars, and with a transition scene for Umbra Memoriae.

❤️❤️.

Idk if you even reblogged this ask but I'm sending these kudos right back at ya 🥺 ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

Send me a Writer Procrastination Ask

[warpcorphusbandry]

Heyhey, mod Tomerry and mod Kromer here! Due to the current situation going on with limbus being a little stressy for us, we're likely taking a short break, we don't know how long it will be for but the remaining asks in our inbox will be answered once we get back. It seems a little silly, but the projmoon series means a lot to us, so this is affecting us a fair bit.

For anyone who isn't aware of the situation, we would honestly just recommend looking into it yourself, because its pretty nuanced and we don't trust ourselves to explain it properly. Honestly, not even we know exactly what's going down yet.

Stay safe, and enjoy your journey, passengers. We'll be back shortly.

-🫀 and ⚒️

[norvicensiandoran]

Odin's day #today .

I'm a bit of a disaster I suppose.

Did knock out one small task I didn't expect to, but mostly just crashed after work yesterday.

Drew Tiwaz.

There's also such a thing as trying too hard and making Fenrir suspicious I suppose. 😅

Being a pest - even to myself - isn't always the answer and makes a self fulfilling prophesy.

Mostly it's been difficult to sleep lately. I'm either very sleepy but would feel guilty with so much to do, or I push myself out of guilt to stay up late enough that The Sad hits beyond my ability to soothe it like a fussy child.

Or a creature I live with wakes me.

Or tonsil stones.

Or...

You get the idea.

😒⚒️📚📖🥄