#✶⋆.˚ evil anon 🧨

[theangelcatalogue]

ima eat you like cake

-evil anon

⋅˚₊‧ ୨୧ ‧₊˚ ⋅

I am ACTUALLY a cake you see, not a human, just a cake :3

BUT NO YOU CAN'T EAT ME ‼️‼️

⋅˚₊‧ ୨୧ ‧₊˚ ⋅

[ok-ish-hermitcraft-headcanons]

ex already had horrible eating habits, but now on top of that they have digestive problems due to the void. they have days where they aren’t hungry at all, days where they’re really hungry (sometimes eating so much they make themselves sick), and then days where they can’t keep anything down even if they are hungry. sometimes they just flat out forget to eat, either because of their slight memory problems or because they were caught up in something (ex: building, gardening, knitting, exploring, etc). luckily though, they have people who look out for them, whether that be xir twin, xir partners, or xir friends. :] -🧨

Aw :}

Glad they have good support :}

[autistic-evil-xisuma]

Ex Hermitcraft 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦?

anonymous asked: 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦💧 w/ ex? -🧨 [<- anon, not prompt lmao]

👩‍👩‍👧‍👦Character with their family members

💧Character crying

well. y'all asked for it! ^^

[ID: A digital comic about Evil X, a person with long white hair, pointed ears, black freckles on their cheeks and ears, and eyes with black scleras and glowing pupils.

The first part of the comic is drawn all in shades of gray.

A close up of Ex's face. They are young (tween/early teens) and have a large bleeding X-shaped wound on their face, as well as bleeding wounds around their wrists. They wear an angry grimace with one hand clasped over their face, the other holding their wrist. They're crying, and lightning bolts strike behind them.

A wider shot of Ex. He now stands unsteadily holding his head in his hands, wearing only a very oversized shirt. He's surrounded by fire and more lightning bolts sparking around him. Blood dripping from his wounds don't quite follow gravity, floating in the air. Two broken wrist cuffs lay on the ground with splatters of blood.

Ex runs out of an open door, marked "350", which an explosion and more flames can be seen behind. Smoke is filling the air above. Lightning follows them out of the door and into the hallway ahead.

Ex runs past more doors, marked "363" and "364". More fire and smoke fills the surroundings, lighting still following Ex.

Ex looks at their bleeding hands, the lines blurred and doubling. Smoke and electrical sparks surround them.

The second part of the comic is drawn in shades of blue and purple. Ex sits up in bed with a gasp, eyes wide, sweating and clutching his blankets. He's now older (young adult), wearing a tank top, with shorter hair and pale scars where the wounds were seen before.

Ex is sweating and shivering, panting with their eyes shut tightly.

They look down, hugging themself as they shiver and pant, saying "ok... ok ok. ok. ...mmmffgh".

Ex's eyes look down tiredly with worried brows.

A panel switches back to the grayscale scheme of the dream. It shows two doors, marked "351" and "364", surrounded by flames and their numbered labels burning away.

The palette changes back to purple. Ex's eyes are wide and frightened.

Text across the whole page reads, "were there more of us?"

Ex has a wide-eyed and disturbed expression, sweating and holding a hand over his face. Dark scribbles surround him on both sides. Large writing around him reads, "did I kill them!?"

/end ID]

[total-feminism-takes]

god. I hate this fandom sometimes. People will see an autistic coded male character (ex: Harold) and be like he’s my silly billy! don’t be mean to him guys he just has a twinge of the tism! my baby boy with autism who could do no wrong ever! and then when there’s an autistic coded female character suddenly all those traits are evil and bad and annoying. the amount of times I’ve gone on TikTok and seen people who baby Ezekiel or something for his autistic traits and then turn around and hate Millie, Ella, Beth, etc for having similar traits is actually ASTOUNDING and very telling about how this fandom feels about neurodivergent women

—tnt anon 🧨 (if that isn’t taken ofc!)

- 🧡

[eruisapenguin]

Would scarlet child!mc ever have a villain arc? Or maybe they’re evil in another dimension? I imagine the power would go to their head once they realize they’re technically stronger than everyone else (since they’re above the narrative level)

-🐇🧨 anon

In an alternate universe maybe they'll turn. For now, MC is hell-bent on clinging onto their humanity and sense of normalcy. Soo there won't be villain arc for 'em unless the Foundation really did fuck up.

[sextillion]

hyperlaser phighting stimboard please .. with themes of guns , red black & general "evilness" if that makes sense . ur stimboards r super awesome btw ^_^

EEEVIL HYPERLASER PHIGHTING STIMBOARD WITH RED, BLACK,GUNS AND GENERAL EVILNESS(whatever that means) !

🧨/🧨/🧨

🧨/🎯/🧨

🧨/🧨/🧨

REQUESTED BY; Anon! please let me know if you meant seraphlazer! requests are open!

[hoodie-prince-kid]

Oh of course! Thanks Chip!

Zerok is a company that disguises itself as a charity when in reality, they fuse machinery on living things. Remember that robot anon you faced? That was an anon fused with machinery which is why it was acting so weird.

Disgusting? Yes

Revolting? Truly

Inhumane? AFFIRMATIVE

- 🧨

Ohhhh, evil lab experiments, got it. Yeah, that does sound pretty screwed up.

[dragonindigo245]

GET EXPLODED PART 3 💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣🧨🧨🧨🧨🧨🧨🧨🧨🧨🧨🧨🧨🧨🧨🧨🧨🧨🧨🧨🧨🧨🧨🧨

- new evil anon >:)

I'm done guessing who tf yall are. My mutuals are so fucking insane.

[alolanrain]

Brain fried. Thoughts empty.

Imagine Ash and feral Dawn decided to go even more ape-sh!t but this time, towards their own friends in a very menacing way.

Ash: Chaos?

Dawn: Chaos.

Ash: Blowing things up and commit arson as chaos?

Dawn: Oh yes, absolutely :D

Ash: :D

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

*proceeds to grab a wazoo kazoo to make noises at every opportunity when riding their own [insert Pokémon here] while raiding attacking any evil teams/organizations that are attempting to raise up as they are holding torches and explosives 🧨 with all their Pokémon behind them*

~

Evil teams/organizations: *hears distant wazoo kazoos noises* Why do we hear boss music

Evil teams/organizations: *turns around and see an small army of Pokémon with two figures slowly approaching faster and faster* Who are those two punny teenagers?

Ash, Dawn, and their Pokémon: *suddenly pops up behind them out of nowhere while blowing on wazoo kazoos on their mouths with bombs and touches armed while approaching very very quickly in the most terrifying way possible*

Evil teams/organizations: *SCREECHES/SCREAMS IN FEAR ON DAWNING REALIZATION*

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Lance: *receiving purple ‘Ash is with someone rn and they are doing something relating to evil teams/organizations by doing the usual bat-sh!t crazy way’ emergency call alarm in his phone*

Lance: *picks up* What did he do this time? And with who exactly.

His G-man: Sir, he and Dawn decided to blow up and set the bases of [insert evil teams/organizations name] ablaze with wazoo kazoos on their mouths

Lance: … *is speechless*

Lance: *Proceeds to yell in frustration about receiving paperworks*

- 🐋

🐋 ANON I ADORE YOU SO MUCH!!!

Also the only reason why Lance needs to stay on top of wtf Asb is currently doing is bc he’s a native Kanto that still lives in Kanto therefore he’s Lance’s responsibility

[ok-ish-hermitcraft-headcanons]

ex regresses to around 1-5 (usually on the lower end), ren regresses to around 3-7 (usually around the lower-middle end), and gem regresses to around 4-12 (usually on the middle-lower end). stress is ex’s main caretaker (mom-child relationship), doc is ren’s main caretaker (cool uncle-nephew or vague caretaker-child relationship), and impulse is gem’s main caretaker (dad-daughter relationship). ex is usually non-verbal though sometimes semi-verbal while regressed, while ren is usually very vocal (adhd brain going a mile a minute) though sometimes goes semi or non-verbal. gem is around the middle. probably gonna send in more very soon so heads up lmao -🧨

This is so cute <3

I’ll be waiting <3

[ok-ish-hermitcraft-headcanons]

once the hermits convinced Ex to stay the night in a so-called haunted house and were gonna prank xem, but everything turned into a situation of “yes! we got xem!” “sorry i was late!-“ “wait.. if you weren’t, then who-“. Ex came out terrified and shaking the next morning, and the hermits were unsettled because if they hadn’t done those things, then who had? -🧨

Ah-

Now that’s definitely terrifying!

[total-feminism-takes]

I’m SO tired of the sky slander. Worst things she’s done is tell off a guy who was perusing her when she wasn’t interested and try to win a competition that could make her $1,000,000, yet by the way people talk about her on TikTok, you’d think she beat Dave to death or something. She’s a TEENAGER. Shes 16. She’s not evil. Td TikTok never fails to have the most horrendous takes.

— tnt anon 🧨

- 🧡

[ok-ish-hermitcraft-headcanons]

Ex’s voice in the videos is actually just a voice changer from their helmet. their actual voice sounds like X’s but a bit higher/more feminine, but that’s not threatening at all. xir voice also gets squeaky and/or high sometimes, usually when flustered/embarrassed. -🧨

I mean, I’ve met people with high voices who are incredibly threatening! :}

[ok-ish-hermitcraft-headcanons]

ex has internalized [word like homophobia or ableism but for agere- idk the word or if there is one], but only towards themself, and not any of the age regressors on the server. they’ve actually taken care of some of the age regressors before, they just don’t believe they should be able to do it themselves as they don’t deserve it or need it. any thoughts relating to agere that suggest that they want to regress/wish to regress, etc are pushed down. they haven’t told anyone about this. -🧨

That sounds like it sucks :{

[ok-ish-hermitcraft-headcanons]

due to being in the void, Ex developed some breathing problems. Their helmet basically doubles as a gas mask, allowing them to breath easier. when not wearing it and especially when doing physical activity, it may become harder to breath, though luckily it rarely has become life or death. when it does become too bad, it feels and acts sort of like an asthma attack. -🧨

:{{

That sucks,,

[ok-ish-hermitcraft-headcanons]

by “but that’s not threatening at all” i meant they [ex] doesn’t think it’s threatening at all. they desperately want to be taken seriously and they think that if they use their real voice or show weakness then they won’t be taken seriously. -🧨

Ah. Fair! Voice insecurities suck tbh