#❤️about optimus❤️

[aprimesrpcorner]

If you told Optimus that there would be a waffle war at any point during this war.

Well

He wouldn’t believe you.

But here they were with waffles being thrown left and right.

At least this was amusing.

[final-milf-ratchet]

Not the magnus anon, consider, ultra magnus orgy with Predaking, Optimus, and Wheeljack.

Maybe he gets sparked 👀

Big, heavy, refineries. Also babies. Full of babies. Between Optimus' breeding kink and Predakings probable breeding kink(at the very leat repopulating his species) and wheeljack definitely being a kinmy fucker. He is fucked out and full of transfluid.

Who r u and how TF did you get my notes app!!!!! 🫣🫣🫣 Akkslqkakskwwaaa Am I that obvious!?!??! 😭 Breeding kink so strong it shines through da goddamn blog 😔😔

Okay but idea: instead of Ultra Magnus, Wheeljack and Predaking fighting, it devolves into an orgy 😳😳 maybe predakings in rut or something, he's obv pissed at losing the rest of the predacons, but luckily for him he's got a nice big bot in front of him perfect for breeding.

They do fight of course, well, Wheeljack and Ultra Magnus think they're fighting but Predakings trying to get a perceived rival (Wheeljack) out of the way long enough for him to claim Ultra Magnus. Wheeljack gets thrown into the wall and gets back up just in time to see Predaking fingering Ultra Magnus open, just enough prep so Ultra Magnus can take the heads of both of his spikes.

^wheeljack trying to figure what he's supposed to do, he just gained respect for Ultra Magnus and now realized he ALSO wants to fuck him

Maybe fucking you mate on top of your defeated 'rival' is some kinda instinctive predacon thing 🤭🤭

Optimus comes back to check on them and make sure Wheeljack and UM are okay, and instead walks in on Ultra Magnus being spit roasted, covered in paint transfers that make it clear Wheeljack and Predaking have both fucked him multiple times. Optimus and ultra Magnus have been dancing around a whole 'thing' since Magnus landed on earth, so of course he's going to want Optimus to take a turn filling him up with transfluid.

They ground bridge back to base later like "surprise! New dragon autobot :)" and the kids are distracted enough by a cool ass dragon transformers they don't notice Ultra Magnus hiding away until the transfluid bump goes away. But it turns out with three attentive sires, the bump doesn't go away. In fact, Ultra Magnus just gets bigger as the sparklings of a prime and a huge predacon (and Wheeljack's tiny bitty that was kinda a surprise cause she was hiding behind her siblings in the scans) grow inside him. Poor Magnus 🤭🤭🤭

(also poor fowler, having to deal with these horny robots having BABIES. Maybe him and June can have a nice date night to make up for it lol)

[krockdove]

Okay, I know this is so ridiculous – but i can't stop thinking about ...

[sparklingpax]

optimus go ":3"!!!! literally!!!!

all the time too because of his rb design

[pax-former]

WAKE UP PEOPLE LOOK WHAT I’VE MADE

TRANS ICONS IF YA ASK ME 😩👌

(In this picture I used the Transmasc flag)

[riskyraiker]

Hello!!! I hope you're doing alright! I was wondering if I can make a request for cybertronain! Prince reader? For transformer prime please!! Thank you❤️

Gosh I love this😍 I'm just not sure if Prince is a higher title than a Prime but now it is! Also readers father is alpha trion. I'm not catched up on the lore that well😭Sorry if this took so long I have other requests as well😔

TFP bots with Cybertronian! Prince Y/N

Alpha trion made you evacuate Iacon immediately the first big attack happened. Running with other bots, you saw some hurt and struggling. As a prince you should help them! Running back for the bots, the decepticons were coming closer. Hurrying with the bots they get shot right there and then, shocked and pained about the loss you still continued running. The last escape pod is still there! Jumping in you go into statis sleep, missing eons while you're at it. You didn't wake up when the pod opened, no no no! You woke up with a few bots surrounding you with a look like they've seen a ghost. Wait? Is that the one and only Optimus Prime?! You stood up without a word and all of them kneeled. "By the all spark, no need to kneel. I don't hold my title close to my spark. Please rise up!"

He has high respect for you since you're a prince!

Optimus Prime

Might call you "your highness", but will not if you don't want that.

Since you're a prince he would NEVER put you in danger.

In battles you two are unstoppable! A prime and a prince? The vehicons are running away (woop! There they go!)

He would be interested how Alpha Trion was your sire and what he was truly like (if that's a sensitive subject he respects that)

You might think he would be your new sire. Oh no no no. He's your brother now😋 you're the same age!

He would tell you anything you want to know what happened when you were asleep in statis.

Ratchet

He would actually be nicer to you since you're a prince!

You're hurt? Not anymore, Ratchet has it covered

He actually might show his concern for you and the team, but really rarely! He's a grumpy one☹️

Would call you "your highness", but if you don't like it he might struggle with remembering it.

He's surprised how much you know about technology as a prince. He also loves your help in experiments with synth-en or anything else.

He did expect you to be a strict royalty and make them kneel and all, but was relieved you were an innocent piece of pie😔

Bumblebee

He's now your nephew since Optimus is your bro😋

Will call you "your highness" when he's joking or messing with you.

Best driver buddy you could ask for!

If he's ever bored, there will be a story time demanded from you!

Is so interested how being a prince works on Cybertron or what it is like!

Arcee

He would melt if you compliment his bleeps and bloops. That you're proud of him after all what he went through and all 😔❤️

He's a hugger! He would give you random hugs sometimes, if you like them ofc

He's a bot who you can talk to about ANYTHING!!!

She would be confused that you don't want them kneeling or calling you "your highness"

Grows fond of you after a few days since she never trusts anyone until they're proven good.

You're a Prince so you pass pretty easily 😧

She would question you about tour tasks and missions on Cybertron and how easy it was.

Would talk about loss to you. You both understand the feeling.

Bulkhead & Wheeljack

Won't ever call you "your highness" she's pretty much the only one who never did in the start either.

If she's in a sassy mood she would bow to you and just joke around.

You're the calm friend duo :)

Wheeljack won't kneel! And you appreciate it, which confuses him. He though you would be like Ultra Magnus, strict and serious.

Bulkhead would be embarrassed about his skills around you until you comfort him.

You get along with the wreckers really well!

They both might use "your highness" as a joke sometimes, but only bulkhead would stop after your request.

All of you would rock on with Miko!!

You switch alot to act like a wrecker or a royalty. Depends on what mood you are or what mission is there to be done.

Have fun playing with them with the metal ball (i forgot if there was a name for the game they play😭)

Smokescreen

He would kneel, salute, call you "your highness" literally anything to show his respect for you.

Just give give him a talk and he'll stop being so goofy :)

You're drowning in questions from him when you have the time to talk.

He's your son! And Optimus will be his uncle from now on😋

The chaotic father and son! Well not always chaotic, but you get how he is xD

You might have to give him a peptalk sometimes since he's just a small itty bitty bot😔 im kidding he's just so stupid sometimes

If either of you got hurt, neither will leave until they can take care of themselves

Ultra Magnus

Would not stop calling you "your highness" even if you request him to stop.

He keeps his cold and strict act close to you. Maybe even stricter to show how professional he is.

Would be flabbergasped if you would let wheeljack get away with ease after exploding a whole energon mine.

"Your highness, with all respect, are you sure he gets to go already?"

After enough time and complaining from you he starts to call you by your real name! He earns a hug he doesn't know how to return 😔🫶

Would be interested in royal training and such!

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AN: I HOPE YOU LIKED THIS😭😭😭 I APOLOGIZE FOR ANY MISTAKES IN WRITING OR CHARACTER PERSONALITIES!!! I'm so tired i'll go to sleep, have a good night, day, morning or evening<3

[bots-and-cons]

Well hi What if the human reader gets really excited about a certain thing like they rescued her cat from a fall and he kisses their cheek and there are several red lipstick marks on their cheek. With Optimus, Soundwave, Megatron❤️🫶🏻

I mostly just focused on the whole lipstick mark thing rather than why the reader is kissing them. Also Idk what this is, I just wrote something that came to mind. The Soundwave one is super short though

~Megatron~

•Yesss, you should be worshiping him for helping you

•Some kisses will do though

•Afterwards he notices you looking at him kind of weirdly

•He asks why you're looking at him like that and you just smile and tell him that he’s got some lipstick marks on his face

•He of course doesn’t really know what lipstick is, but you’ll explain it to him

•You just show him on your phone’s front camera that he’s got some red marks on his face

•You’re snickering the whole time, because he has a very confused expression on his face and you found it funny

•Megatron doesn’t really care about having the lipstick marks to be honest, because they don’t really mean anything to him like they might to a human

•So until you want to get the marks off him, he’s just gonna be walking around with them

•You think it’s kind of cute, but also a little bit embarrassing, since Knockout connects the dots right away

•Knockout of course wouldn’t say anything to Megatron, because he values his life, but you and Knockout share a bit of a look

~Optimus Prime~

•You kiss him as a thank you for saving you from a fall and he’s also very thankful for the affection

•You didn’t really pay attention when he let you down from his shoulder, but a few hours later you notice you’d left some lipstick marks on Optimus’ cheek

•You get his attention and tell him what you noticed, and he lifts you to his shoulder and you start wiping off the lipstick marks with a tissue

•You’re blushing and muttering to yourself, hoping no one else noticed

•No one did, but you’re just convinced they just didn’t say anything out of courtesy

•You get the marks off and Optimus asks why you’re so flustered

•You just tell him you didn’t mean to leave marks on him or anything, and you just feel like it’s a bit embarrassing

•Optimus doesn’t really understand why you’d consider it embarrassing, the other bots know the two of you kiss so what’s the big deal

•Also something about him never being ashamed of something that shows you love him

~Soundwave~

•Soundwave doesn’t mind the marks, and his visor hides them anyway, so you don’t notice them until you go to kiss him again

•You ask him if he noticed it and he just nods and tells you he doesn’t mind them

•You do clean them off, but since he seemed to like them, you occasionally give him new ones

•Soundwave just treats them as marks of your affection and he’s kind of happy no one else sees them, so it’s a secret between just the two of you

[in1-nutshell]

Hi!! ❤️🇻🇳 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) love from Vietnam for u writing~

*Mention: A lil kill and violence here ಠ_ಠ*

So, I was cooking, and then...my mind come an ideal for Shattered Glass Au ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

What happen when Megatron Daughter meet SG!Megatron!!

I images that, SG and Origin world got a portal connect two world together.

What reaction when Buddy first see SG!Megs? I think she gonna be scared and hid in her room.

What reaction when she saw SG!Megatron is a great patient, loving dad toward her just like OP?

Will she get close to him and call him "Dad"?

(I think SG!Megs gonna teary when he hear her call him that 🥹, I'm not cry...)

Because SG!OP very violence, to make SG!Megatron fight him in Cybertron.

OP decide to kidnap and kill small sparkling Buddy infront of SG!Megatron.

SG! Megatron: I'm happy...cause you still alive in this world, lil one...

(I'm not crying 🥲...nope...)

And what punishment will happen to Megatron when SG!Megatron hear he, himself in this world abused Lil Buddy while he supposed to cherish and protect her, not be her nightmare 🥲

SG!Megs: I'm sorwy...

Buddy: Not your faul...dad...

SG!Megs: *Tear split out of his eye* I'M NOT DERSERVE YOU!!! WOAHHHHH!!!

Oh!

Oh...

Oh...

Prepare any tissues at hand, they will be used.

This is my interpretation of SG! TFP, it may change in other works if the plot needs it.

Hope you enjoy!

Megatron's daughter with the opposite personality meeting SG! Megatron

SFW, Platonic, Familial, Hurt and Comfort, mentions of violence and death, nothing graphic though, Cybertronian reader

TFP

It was a normal day on base.

Buddy was watching a movie with the kids on the projector.

Bee and Smokescreen had just gotten back from patrol.

Arcee was talking with Optimus and Ratchet about something.

The Wreckers had managed to get Magnus to throw a lob after days of pestering.

Truly a lovely day.

Until the portal spawned in the center of the base.

“Oh, not this again!”--Buddy

Buddy shields the kids with her frame.

“What do you mean again!”--Miko

“Trust me this has happened more times than I would like to have! The travel is awful and the lands are worse!”--Buddy

“And that’s story to tell for another time!”--Ratchet

“How do we stop it?!”--Wheeljack

“You don’t! You either get sucked in or something—”--Buddy

BANG!

The light disappears.

“—something comes out.”--Buddy

There in the middle of the bases floor were three mechs sprawled out, groaning from their rough landing.

Three very familiar looking mechs…

Oh no…

The kids could feel Buddy shake at the sight of the newcomers.

The three mechs stood up and scanned their surroundings.

There was no doubt that they were Megatron, Starscream and Soundwave.

They had different paintjobs with similar frame structure, but that wasn’t what Buddy was focusing on.

She was focusing on the blue optics staring at her.

The blue optics she once looked into when she was a sparkling.

The blue optics of Megatron.

Buddy and SG! Megatron staring at each other.

Optimus and Ratchet immediately get in front of her.

Starscream and Soundwave stand up slightly in front of their leader who was just starting to stand.

Tense silence.

Megatron holds eye contact with Prime.

“We do not mean you any harm.”--Megatron

“And how do we know this isn’t a trick Megatron?”--Ratchet

Megatron looks at Starscream and Soundwave.

All three drop their weapons, surprising the Autobots.

“Megatron?”--Optimus

“As I said before. We do not mean you any harm.”--Megatron

“You are not our Megatron, am I correct?”--Optimus

Megatron nods.

“We come from an alternative universe. You seem to know my name as Megatron. This is my loyal Second in Command, Starscream.”--Megatron

“Two words I never thought I’d hear in a sentence.”--Smokescreen

“And my third in Command Soundwave.”--Megatron

“Hi!”--Soundwave

Almost everyone visibly jumps back.

“Did—did he just speak?”--Wheeljack

“Yeah? I talk all the time!”--Soundwave

“Sometimes more than usual Soundwave.”--Starscream

“Yeah. Sorry about that one time Screamy.”--Soundwave

Starscream shakes his helm fondly as Soundwave scratches the back of his neckcables.

“We come from a world that is near opposite to yours.”--Megatron

“How do you know that?”--Ratchet

“Our chief scientist, Shockwave was experimenting on the latest relic we managed to acquire from the Autobots. There was no telling what they were going to do with such a relic. Shockwave had enough time to tell us some of the basics before the blast came through.”--Starscream

Optimus nods at the new information.

“How are you guys getting back home?”--Smokescreen

“Shockwave was making a failsafe in case something like this happened. In theory we should be back in a couple of hours. But seeing as he was halfway done with it when the flash came in… a week at most.”--Soundwave

Megatron turns to Prime.

“Will you allow my mechs and I a place of refuge until then?”--Megatron

Prime thinks before agreeing.

Optimus in turn begins to introduce himself and the rest of the team.

He named Buddy last.

This certainly had gotten a reaction from the three Cons.

“This is Buddy, our archivist and technical support of the team.”--Optimus

All three mechs stare a bit at Buddy.

Soundwave kneels down and gently pats Buddy’s helm.

“It’s--it’s good to see ya kid.”--Soundwave

He stands back up, making room for Starscream to kneel.

He offers her his servo to shake.

Buddy shakes it hesitantly.

Starscream just smiles.

“Pleasure to meet you Buddy.”--Starscream

Buddy took the first step towards this Megatron.

It wasn’t the fact that he took a step backwards that surprised her the most.

It is his optics.

Fear.

Sorrow.

Regret.

Hope.

What happened to him?

Buddy slowly approached the giant and held out her servo.

Slowly he grabbed her servo.

It was shaky.

Nothing like the strong death grips she had grown accustomed to.

After the exchange it was settled that the three Decepticon’s would stay until their Shockwave got them home.

It was extremely tense around the base.

Starscream, strangely, got along well with some of the bots. This just surprised them when they found this Starscream to be way more tolerable than the one they knew.

For one, he wasn’t trying to kill Megatron ever second.

Starscream was surprised to hear his counter part wanting to do that to his leader.

He would never try and do that to his Megatron!

He was also caring to others, which was another shock to the team.

Bumblebee trips on a stray cube, slightly skinning his knee.

“Oh! Here let me.”--Starscream

Starscream pulls out a mini mesh kit to fix the joint.

Confused Bee noises intensifies.

Soundwave got along best with the kids and younger Bots.

It was only natural.

There almost wasn’t a second where he wasn’t making some sort of noise, whether it be music or talking, much to Ratchet’s dismay.

It was rare to hear him go silent.

He has mixed feelings about his counterpart’s silent but deadly behavior.

Mainly because he can’t stand so much stillness, ironic being the master spy he was.

Soundwave and Miko jamming out to some rock ballads.

Ratchet looking with horror from afar.

“Oh Primus… there’s two of them now…”—Ratchet

Megatron stays mostly by Prime’s side as the two would have nice talks.

He was the slowest to be integrated into the group.

He did ask about his counterpart, but he noticed that no bot would outright talk about his alternative whenever Buddy was in the room.

There were always side glances towards Buddy’s direction.

Worried glances.

One thing each of the Decepticons noticed fast was that Buddy was never left alone with any of them.

Usually, she was accompanied by a bot or two.

But whenever Megatron came, it almost doubled in numbers.

Soundwave was the one who brought it up one day as he plopped down next to her.

“So, Buddy… how’s your Megatron doing? I mean why haven’t we seen him with you?”--Soundwave

“We aren’t exactly… on talking terms Soundwave.”--Buddy

“How come?”--Soundwave

Buddy looks over at Soundwave and the other Con’s nearby.

“I think you might want to sit down for this.”--Buddy

They quickly sat down by Buddy, as some of the other bots sat down close by.

She knew why, but she continues.

She took a vent in before telling them her story from the beginning.

From the moment Megatronus found her.

From the times she remembered being in Orion Pax’s care.

From the times she was snuck into the gladiator quarters.

From when she met Soundwave and the minicons.

From the Senate meeting.

From the last time seeing Orion and Ratchet.

From when the war started.

From when the training had begun.

From when Megatron left, leaving her to control the army.

From Megatron’s return with the Dark energon.

From Megatron’s worsening training and ideals.

From Megatron’s second death and her having to take care of the army once more.

From Starscream’s ideals and the pushing.

From Megatron’s return.

From The Slash.

From the worse training to date.

From Soundwave snapping.

From Soundwave giving Buddy away to Prime.

The Decepticons had gone silent.

Soundwave was the first to reach out for a hug.

It felt familiar, yet different.

Starscream was the next.

Who knew Starscream could give out good hugs?

Then Megatron…

After a pause he asks if it was okay to hug her.

Buddy had leaped into his open arms before he could finish the sentence.

She buried her faceplate into his neck cables hugging tightly.

Megatron hugged tight too but minded his strength and size.

He gently stroked her back.

“I’m… I am so sorry Buddy.”--Megatron

Buddy lightly hiccupping in Megatron’s neck cables.

“I am so sorry little one.”--Megatron

Buddy finally faces Megatron.

“It—It wasn’t your fault. You had—had nothing to do with my Megatron’s actions.”--Buddy

“…”--Megatron

“…Something happened to my alternative, didn’t it?”--Buddy

“…Yes…”--Megatron

That was when he told her about his Buddy.

From when he found her in the alley.

From raising her with his friend Orion Pax.

From meeting Starscream and Soundwave.

From the Senate meeting.

From the last time she would see her uncle Orion storm out of the chamber.

From the time Nemesis Prime had arisen.

From the time she had been a shining beacon of hope amongst the soldiers.

From the time she disappeared.

From the time Soundwave and him found Prime holding her by her neckcables, struggling out of his grip.

From the pleas.

From the last ‘love you’.

From the blast of the cannon.

From holding his daughter’s offlined corpse in his servos.

From moving to Earth.

From the continuation of the war.

Buddy only hugged him tighter.

He needed it.

They both needed this more than anything.

It was at that moment the light came through.

It was time for them to leave.

The Cons saying their good-byes to everyone.

“If you ever end up in our universe, wouldn’t recommend it, feel free to ask for any of us! Maybe we can show you the base!”--Soundwave

“I’ll keep that in mind.”--Smokescreen

“Thank you again for your hospitality.”--Starscream

“You’re welcome Starscream.”--Optimus

The Cons turn to Buddy, each giving their own long hugs.

Megatron and Buddy give the longest hugs.

“Stay strong little one.”--Megatron

“Same to you, big guy.”--Buddy

Megatron and Buddy give each other one last look before the three walk to the light and vanish just as fast as it came.

They both knew that the alternative couldn’t replace the other, they lost to time. But it still felt good knowing that somewhere in the universe, one was alive and well.

[ikkosu]

Human liaison accidentally walking in on Prowl self-servicing with their shirt, as he kneels on their bed. 🫡just a thought for you

compy❤️❤️!!

this is more than just a thought. this is a whole meal I'm about to slobber on like a pathetic pup ehehehejjje😈😈😈

Prowl thinks he's SOOOOO slick (no pun intended) going through your schedule. asking about your next meeting, so that everytime you're out with a debrief, he goes to your room and holds onto the last convo you both had and wanks off to it.

Or, should I say, angrily wanking off because he's in denial 😔. Brother is full on scowling and gritting is teeth. And the shirt he's clutching wrapped around his spike) drags from the bottom shaft up to the weeping tip.

He's hunched over his shoulders, one servo jerking off while the other bunches up the sheets, tightening in tandem of his overloads.

He's so engrossed with tearing out another load he doesn't notice the slight crack of the light beaming through the open door, and when it does open all the way, the sudden excruciating almost flabbergasted halt in their footsteps prompts him to swivel around, now facing you (still, of course, fisting his spike)

And you're not sure if it's considered a blessed sight of him with his thighs parted, eyes narrowed with focus, and his servos pumping up the rod, that's very much bricked.

He's still got that scowl and the only sign he's surprised at your sudden entry is a cocked brow and another harden of his limp spike when he sees your wide eyes and pretty lips parting.

"Like what you see, pipsqueak?" He breathes out with a breathy groan and the rise and fall of his abdomen is a tell-take sign of a other overload coming.

"I...." You're still there. Roosted on the spot, stunned at the sight of your superior, commander in chief , second to Optimus wanking it off on your bed with your shirt around his robot cock.

When hot spurts of purple bead around his finger tip, followed by a shudder, prowl seethes through his teeth.

"Come here."

[cyberrose2001]

Hello! I would like to request a TFP Ratchet's or Knockout's reaction on their female human reader that wanted to try and drink energon and now she has her insides glowing like very strong blue color and feels very guilty about it. Like her heart glows blue her intestines, lungs etc.😭❤️

Just a dumb lil idea. If you don't like it you don't have to write anything. Feel free <3

TFP Ratchet + TFP Knockout's reaction to their human s/o wanting to try energon

hi!!! thanks for requesting! ❤️ this was fun to write heheh, word of advice to you friend, don't drink energon!!! it does not taste as good as it looks!!! hope this is satisfactory!

Warnings: Emetophobia, small mention of needles

Word count: 1772

TFP Ratchet

You were perched on Ratchet’s shoulder, watching your significant other as he works on the main computer. He seems so concentrated that you were sure he forgot you were there with him, but you were reassured when every now and then he would glance his optics to you, making sure you weren’t going to slide off him. Ratchet sighs as he picks up the jar of energon sitting off to the side, holding it up to his dermas and takes a swig. For some reason you were intrigued by the glowing blue liquid, wondering what it might taste like, or if it tasted like anything.

“Ratchet, what does energon taste like?” You ask him, watching as he wipes the remaining drops of energon on his dermas off with his arm. He perks up, a questioning look on his faceplates.

“It is most certainly something that you humans cannot digest.” Ratchet says as he places the jar back to where it was on the console, he looks back to you, “But if you insist, it tastes rather sweet. Like what you would call ‘honey’, but not as thick. It was engineered that way to make it more palatable.”

You nod, looking back to the jar. You jump out of your skin when you hear the commlink on the computer going off, but Ratchet reaches a servo to your thighs, stabilising you.

“Ratchet, we require immediate medical attention. Bring your med kit.”

“I’m on my way.” Ratchet answers. He gently picks you up from his shoulder, giving you a quick kiss to your lips as he always does when he is called to duty, “Stay here, I’ll be back soon enough.”

“Alright…” You sigh as he places you down on the catwalk, watching as he opens a ground bridge to Optimus’s coordinates. You’re now left on your own in the base. You look back to the seemingly innocent jar of energon still sitting on the console.

“One little taste can’t hurt, right?”

-

You were totally wrong, so very wrong. In fact, you were sure that Ratchet would kill you when he sees that your whole entire body is glowing a bright blue colour. You had no idea what the effects of energon were on human body, but now you know, and you regret tipping over the jar and scooping the liquid into your mouth. Also, Ratchet is a total liar, it did not taste like honey.

You panic as you hear the sound of pedes coming through the still open ground bridge. You watch as Ratchet and the rest of team prime enter the base. Ratchets optics are blown wide as he sees your body now glowing, he runs over to you and gently scoops you up in his servo.

“(Y/n)!” Ratchets scans his optics over you, “What’s happened to you?”

You say nothing, shoulders hunched over with arms wrapped around your stomach. Ratchet is extremely concerned, but he shifts his eyes over to the console, energon spilled everywhere. Ratchet gasps as he put two and two together and narrows his optics on you.

“What part of ‘humans cannot digest’ did you not understand, (Y/n)?!” Ratchet is the one panicking now. He rushes you over to the med-bay, sitting you on one of the gurneys he managed to get for human casualties. He pulls out his scanner and runs a diagnostic over your entire body, you groan as he does so, feeling extremely nauseous now. He orders you to stick out your tongue, gasping as he sees it also glowing a bright blue.

“By the all spark,” Ratchet breathes. The others had congregated around the med-bay, also concerned with your current predicament, “Your whole entire body is glowing blue with energon, even your own heart.”

You sit up suddenly, leaning over the gurney and throwing up the glowing contents of your stomach on the concrete floor. The other members of team prime cringed as you did so, but Ratchet kneeled next to you, rubbing your back softly.

“Ratchet…” You groan, spitting out the remaining drops of energon still sitting in your mouth, “I’m sorry… I was just curious… I didn’t think it would be that bad.”

“(Y/n), I told you.” Ratchet rubs his optics with his free servo, “Energon is toxic when exposed to humans in large quantities, you’re lucky to be alive right now. Fortunately, it seems that you have just… expelled most if not all the energon remaining in your stomach.”

You look up at him with glowing iris’s, “Does that mean I’ll be ok?”

Ratchet hums as he nods his helm, still heavily concerned for his human conjunx, “Hopefully, but you are not leaving this med bay nor leaving my sight until the rest of the energon wears off.”

You give him a half laugh, body still shaking from being nauseous, “Hah, not the best date night I’ve had in mind.”

Ratchet rolls his optics, scoffing, but then gives you a playful smile and leans down to kiss your head, “There will be no more ‘date nights’ for you if you ever try to drink energon again.”

TFP Knockout

Life can get pretty exciting being the so called ‘human pet’ of Knockout, the nickname being given to you by the other Decepticons. You didn’t mind though as Knockout was prepared to turn them into his next experiment if they ever decide to put their servos on you, just another benefit of being his conjunx.

One downside, however, is your exposure to tons and tons of substances on the Decepticon war ship that are toxic to your squishy body. Knockout tries his best to keep them out of your reach so you don’t accidentally come into contact with them, but there’s one that he can’t hide that is in constant use on the Nemesis.

Energon, as they call it. To you it looks like it could be candy, or a blue raspberry cocktail. But Knockout strongly advised you not to touch it for good reasons, it will probably kill you.

But here you are, in Knockout’s medical unit, purposely going against his orders. You managed to drag one of the large energon cubes over onto his large desk, attempting to pry it open. With much difficulty, the lid popped giving you access to a motherload of energon at your fingertips. You were lucky that Knockout was out on battlefield duty, or he would absolutely flip is shit.

Hesitantly, you cup some of the energon into your hands and bring it up to your lips. It feels like little shocks of electricity on your skin and tongue as it glides down your throat. You shiver as you swallow, definitely not a cocktail. The rest of the energon falls from your hands onto the desk as you feel yourself become queasy, your body’s attempt to advise you on what you just did was a terrible idea. You dropped to the floor as you become unconscious.

-

“Tsk, those Autobots.” Knockout clicks his glossa as he returns to the Nemesis, scratches on his red frame leaking with energon, “That was the last time they will get the opportunity to ruin my paint job.”

He rushes through the long corridors of the ship, eager to return to his beloved human and to get some energon into him. He had never thought that he would ever be romantically invested in a human, but after he captured you for interfering with Decepticon affairs, you had grown on him. It was a surprise to him when one day you confessed to him, and even more of a surprise when he accepted you as his human conjunx.

He arrives to his medical unit, optics glancing around for any spare energon cubes. He successfully finds one, but its open. He quirks his optical ridges, “That’s weird, I never left that there.”

Knockout walks up to the cube and picks it up, he shrugs his frame and downs the whole thing. But does a spit-take when he sees you unconscious on the table, skin glowing a bright blue. His red optics wide as drops the empty cube from his servos, shattering on the floor.

“(Y/n)?!” Knockout exclaims, scooping you up in his servos, “Sweetspark?”

He sighs in relief when he hears a groan escape from you, knowing that you’re not dead. You squint your eyes and place a hand on your throbbing head, but you gasp as you noticed your entire arm is glowing blue, “Knockout?”

“You drank energon, didn’t you?” Knockout narrows his optics on your body, scanning you with his optics looking for any signs of internal damage. He notices that your intestines are glowing bright blue, confirming his suspicions, “I told you specifically not to touch it! That stuff is highly poisonous for you little squishy’s!”

You groan, flopping onto your back in his servo, “I’m sorry, OK? I couldn’t help myself.”

“For Primus sake, it’s a wonder how you humans manage to survive at all.” Knockout rolls his optics, he places you back onto the table, “You’re lucky that I love you enough to have already made a cure for this.”

Knockout pulls out a syringe from one of his storage compartments under the desk, it’s filled with a black liquid. Your glowing eyes shoot open as you realise that he might jab you.

“Calm down, babe.” He shakes his helm, softly chuckling at your reaction, “There’s nothing sharp attached to it, it’s a mixture of ingredients designed to absorb and neutralise any toxic substances in your stomach. Learned it from you humans, activated charcoal.”

“You want me to drink that?” You questioned him, weakly lifting your head from the table. Knockout rolls his optics again for what feels like the hundredth time that day.

“You drank the energon,” Knockout scoops you up, pressing the tube of liquid to your lips, “What makes you think you can’t drink this?”

You try not to gag as he forces the liquid down your throat, but you drink all of it, trusting him. You shutter at the taste, somehow it was even worse than the energon, “There, happy? I drank your stupid charcoal.”

Knockout nods his helm in satisfaction, “Good, let this be a reminder to never drink energon again, hm?”

You nod your head in agreement, giving him a weak thumbs up, “Don’t have to worry about that ever again, Doc.”

Knockout huffs, then gives you a gentle kiss on your head, “Although, it is rather amusing that the energon makes your whole body turn blue.”

“I may have to conduct some experimenting on you later.” He continues, giving you a wink.

“Don’t even think about it!”

[randofics]

Hey i was wondering can you make some smut story with Ironhide he's my bbg and its hurts my soul bcs there is almost nothing about him.

Feel free to refuse and btw i really like your writing keep going you doing amazing. ❤️❤️

This took way longer than I thought it would. I hope it's to your liking, Anon! Gotta give our boy Hide some love.

Ironhide x reader 18+

You were one of Sam's only friends at school. You both were strictly platonic, the two of you expressing your interests in other people rather than each other. That also meant you knew everything about each other. So when he started acting weird around you and his parents, you knew something was up.

One day, he arrived at school in an old 77 camaro. That was the day everything in your life changed for better or for worse.

-------

Meeting the bots had been stressful, to say the least. Optimus was definitely the tallest of the group, but ironhide stood out to you. Being their weapons specialist, he helped modify their cannons and any other weaponry they had.

When you first met him, he'd pointed his cannons in your face. You'd yelped in surprise but quickly retaliated by pulling your own pistol, aiming at one of his eyes.

"You feelin' lucky punk."

"I'll shoot you in the eye. I swear to all that's good and holy."

"Ironhide."

"I'm kidding. I just wanted to show em my cannons."

"Simple weapons etiquette for ya big guy. DON'T AIM AT ANYTHING YOU ARENT GOING TO SHOOT!" You had a fury on your face that somewhat startled him. Evidently, he'd struck a nerve that had been on a hair trigger. You breathed heavily as your heart raced in your chest.

-------

The fight in the city had been extremely frightening for you. At one point, you'd been separated from everyone. You chose to hide amongst the rubble to stay out of their way.

You would've just slowed them down anyway as you had no real role to play in the fight. Essentially, you were just some civilian who knew of the bots and nothing more. Luck, however, wasn't on your side that day.

A deception spotted you, and as you ran from him, he scooped you up in his claws. He held you extremely tight, leaving bruises on your skin. Through the chaos, you spotted the silver and black autobot fighting another decepticon several yards away. You screamed his name as loud as you could, catching his attention.

He dispatched the con with a cannon blast to the face before sprinting towards you. Transforming, he weaved through the debris littered street and used a slab of concrete as a ramp flying into the air and slamming into the cons chest. They lost their grip on you, and you flew through the air.

Closing your eyes, you waited for the impact. In mid-air, he caught you in a servo, rolling across the asphalt and landing on a knee. He transformed around you, and you now sat in his driver's seat.

"Buckle up!" You scrambled for his seatbelt, clicking it into the lock. His tires screech and engine roars as he speeds off down the street. You grip the sides of his leather seat, nails digging into the material.

-------

Afterward, you were exhausted and decided to stay with ironhide for the drive back to base. You were out within minutes of hitting the highway, laying your head against his passenger side window. His holoform was necessary for security reasons, so you'd swapped seats. While you slept, his gaze flitted to you occasionally, keeping watch over you.

You were pretty for a human and definitely a fire cracker when you wanted to be, but he kinda liked that about you. He also felt the urge to protect you from anything that may harm you. Sure, you were tough, but he couldn't help how he felt.

When he rolled over the speed bumps at the base gates, you stirred awake. He could tell you were still tense from the fight with how alert you became, so he tried to calm your nerves a bit. "Hey, we're on friendly grounds now. You're safe with me." You nodded, letting out a tired sigh and trying to relax into his seat.

Pulling into the hangar with the others, he parks next to Bumblebee. Sam and Mikaela step out stretching and yawning. Col. Lennox opened your door, stepping up on the running board. After a quick debriefing from him, he guided you to a small room with a bed for the night in a separate building. Other than the bed, the room was lightly furnished, most likely for the soldiers on base.

After the colonel left, thinking the days events over, you tried to get back to sleep, but something was stopping you. A knock on the door startled you out of your thoughts. Opening it, you were greeted with ironhide's holoform.

"May I come in?" You allow him inside, closing the door behind him. "What are you doing here?"

"I wanted to check on ya." He awkwardly rubs the back of his neck looking anywhere but at you. You give him a small smile, wrapping him in a hug. "Thank you, Ironhide." He wraps his arms around you, returning the hug. "Having any trouble sleeping?"

"Yeah, a bit." He nods, sitting down on the edge of the bed. "C'mere." You sit beside him, the bed creaking under your weight. His arm wraps around your shoulders, pulling you into his side. "You're safe here. Nothing can get to you, and I won't let anything either." You sigh, closing your eyes and resting your head against his chest. "If you want, I can stay till you fall asleep."

"I'd like that." He stands motioning for you to lay down. Once you're settled in, he slips under the blanket and pulls you against him. Eventually, your breathing slows, and he kisses the top of your head, slipping out of bed and de-materializing from the room.

-------

The next morning, you wake and feel the space next to you for his warm body, but he's no longer there. Sitting up, you whipe your eyes to clear your vision, looking around the sunshine lit room. You get dressed and head to the hangar, expecting to see all the bots parked inside or walking around. Instead, it's just Rachet, Jazz, Sam, and Mikaela with Col. Lennox and some other base staff.

"Where's Ironhide and Optimus?" Jazz kneels down to your level. "They went on morning patrol."

"When will they be back?"

"Probably in another hour." He notices your slight disappointed expression. "Why? You missing Ironhide or something?" His teasing makes you stutter. "I.. I don't know what you're talking about." He let's out a laugh. "Sure you don't."

The little exchange catches Sam's attention, and he walks over to talk to you. "What was that about?" There's a slight blush on your face that he doesn't notice, but Mikaela does. "Oooh, does somebody have a crush?"

"No, I don't!" Your blush darkened at her comment. "Gasp! Did something happen between you two last night?" Sam looks between you both confused. "Am I missing something?"

"I saw Ironhide's holoform outside her door last night, but I never heard him leave." Sam's eyes widen, and a big grin forms on his lips. "Wait did you two...?"

Your whole face turns red as a tomato at his insinuation. "What!? NO!!" He puts his hands up in surrender. "Ok, I believe you."

"So what did you do?" Mikaela is completely invested in your explanation at this point. "He just.. he stayed with me till I fell asleep."

"Aw, that's so sweet of him!" Bee butts into the conversation. "He's in love with you."

"No, he isn't, Bee! He was just being nice, is all." Just then, you hear the familiar rumble of truck engines and the hangar doors open. Jazz hopped off the shipping container he was sitting on to greet them. "Back so soon?"

"It's pretty quiet out right now."

"Indeed, there isn't much activity, nor do I expect any for a while." Ironhide kneels down in front of you. "Did you sleep well?" A bashful blush crosses your face. "Ye-yeah, thank you, Ironhide."

"Please just call me Hide." You shoot him a sweet smile, and he gives you a soft one of his own in return. He transforms again in front of you and pops open his passenger side door. His holoform fizzling into existence in the driver's seat. "There's not much going on right now, so I thought we could take a drive if you wanted?"

Bumblebee interrupted with slightly suggestive music. "Stop that Bumblebee. I'd love to, Hide." You step up I to his cab buckling up. He shuts the door behind you and takes off out the hangar. There's an awkward silence as he leaves the base driving out onto the open road. Eventually, he pipes up to ask you a question. "So what was that about?" You blush, looking away from him.

"They found out about last night." He quirks a brow. "What about it?" You clear your throat. "They thought that we... you know... "

"That we what?"

"You know... had xxx."

"Oh... ahem.. I can see why they would think that. I did stay for a while last night." He grips the wheel tighter, and his leg starts to bounce. You immediately notice his change in demeanor. A burst of courage overcomes you, and you lean over the center console, placing your hand on his jaw as he's trying to watch the road and giving him a peck on his cheek.

"What.. what was that for?" Bashfully, you smile at him. "That's a thank you for saving me yesterday and helping me sleep."

"No need to. It's what I signed up for when I landed on this planet."

"Well, I wanted to." He takes your hand in his, bringing it up to his lips and giving it a few pecks. When he slows and turns onto a forested dirt road, you look at him confused. He parks under a shade tree and turns in his seat to face you. "About what you said earlier. I wouldn't have been opposed to it if you'd asked." His grin has you beet red. "C'mere." He leans over the console just like you had and cups your face in his large hand, pulling you in for a kiss.

It's slow and relaxed, building gradually. You blindly unbuckle the seatbelt to get closer, tangling your fingers in his hair. He pulls away for a moment, his seat sliding back as far as possible and reclining. He pats his lap, beckoning you over.

You clamber over the console and straddle his lap, letting his hands land on your waist, pulling you against him, and your lips connect again.

Your hands snake around his shoulders as your tongue dances with his. He shivers when your nails lightly scratch his scalp. You can feel his fingertips brush the skin of your back as they slip under your shirt. The heat pooling in your abdomen drives your hips to grind down on him, the both of you letting out a pleasured sound.

He tugs your shirt up to slip it over your head with your assistance, eyes admiring the flesh that encompasses your body completely. To him, it's alien. He's so used to hard plates and tough cables that he can only stare at you. "What is it, Hide?"

"I.. I apologize it's just that I'm so used to what my kind looks like that I didn't even consider what you would look like without that clothing on."

You blush red again. "Oh, I guess I am different in that sense. I.. hadn't thought about that."

"Do you want to go any further with this?"

"Yes, I'd love to."

"Good."

He leaned up to your ear, whispering something in cybertronian that you had no chance of understanding. Nonetheless, it sent a shiver down your spine. His lips brushed your neck, making you sigh and close your eyes as his hands roamed your body. He let out a purring sound that definitely wasn't human as he kissed your soft skin. Another roll of your hips made him groan.

You unhooked your bra, tossing it with your shirt. Pressing your chest against his, you let your hands wander, feeling the muscles ripple under your fingertips as you trailed them down south. He sucks in a breath when you touch the tent in his pants. You can feel that he's a good size.

You're looking him in the eyes as you touch him, letting him see your expressions change. He notices slight shock and then something he can't figure out. Your eyes dilate half lidded, and you grin darkly up at him. You slip back into the passenger seat, pushing down your pants and underwear. "Take off your shirt."

He obliges, and as soon as it's off, you're back in his lap. Again, he has to admire your body now completely naked atop him. You, too, admire his torso and the v down to the prize you so badly craved now. Giving him a quick kiss, you undo his pants gently, pulling him out of the slit in his underwear.

Looking down at his member swollen and twitching, you lick your lips. "It's gonna be a tight fit, big guy. Think you can handle it?"

"Is that a challenge?"

"No more like a warning for what's about to happen."

"I think I'll be fine."

Knowing better, you decide to keep this round gentle unless you decide otherwise. "Ok, let's get started then, cowboy." You give him a devilish grin before sitting fully on his lap. His member sliding between your folds. He lets out a hiss at the contact, letting you slowly rock your hips. Your arousal lubricating him.

You close your eyes, letting out a soft moan. Leaning down with your hands on his chest, you place gentle pecks down his neck, all the while still rocking your hips. His hands grip your love handles, trying to anchor himself as you pleasure him.

A sudden buck of his hips makes his tip barely pierce through your entrance. You yelp in surprise, breaking through the fog of pleasure in his processor for a moment. He looks down to where he's pressed into you, then back up to gauge your expression. "Why did you stop?"

"That startled me is all." His brows furrow and expiramentaly he pulls down on your hips. His tip pierces you, and your jaw falls slack at the intense feeling. He hisses and curses in cybertronian as he pushes you down on him, further splitting you open. It's a tad painful, but it's a good pain.

You can feel that you're not quite to the hilt yet, so you relax your muscles as much as possible to let him slide inside. He helps with another buck of his hips, finally hitting inside you. You lay against him with your arms round his neck, taking a small break and letting yourself get used to him.

Your insides are incredibly warm and soft around him with your muscles gently massaging his length as you lay against him. He grips your rear, pulling out of you just a bit before thrusting back in. It sends a bolt of pleasure up your spine and a soft sound tumbles from your lips. He does it again with another response from you.

Without even waiting for you to sit up, he starts to move more. Pulling out further before plunging back in. The sounds escaping your throat spur him on.

Meanwhile, you're enjoying this just as much as he is. His grunts and groans of pleasure make your core spasm around him. Pressing your lips to his, you passionately kiss him moaning into his mouth as his thrusts hit harder. You can feel the coil in your abdomen twisting as your muscles grip him tight.

He can feel your insides trying to pull him impossibly closer. He can feel something inside him building threatening to pop at any moment.

Your cries of his name make something switch inside him. Roughly, he grips your hips as he pounds up into you. He lets out a possessive growl as he holds you closer.

You can feel yourself on the edge just a bit further, and your coil will snap. His teeth in the junction of your neck as he growls again tips you over. Your core grips him hard, trying to pull his release from him. You tense in his arms as he sits up, tilting you back in his lap. One hand on your hip, the other on your shoulder pushing you down as hard as possible on him as he finally releases inside you.

He snorts with exertion as he tries to stuff himself inside you as deep as possible. Your eyes roll back as the hot ropes of blue fluid flood your womb. You could only describe the feeling as pure ecstasy.

After a minute, you felt his lips against your neck again as he gently kissed you. You let out a long content moan as you relaxed in his embrace. His member slowly slipped free from you, making you both hiss at the overstimulation. The moment was all too short, but you knew he had more work at base, so you got dressed after cleaning up, and he started on the drive back.

"That felt amazing, y/n. Thank you for letting me experience that with you."

Placing a peck on his dashboard, you let out a yawn. "Did I make you tired?" "A bit. I may take a nap when we get back."

"I'd say it's much deserved after that workout."

You let out a snort in amusement.

-------

After he parked, you gingerly stepped down to the cement, a tad sore from your previous activity. Sam and Mikaela jogged over to greet you. She immediately noticed the marks on your flesh and started questioning you. "What happened to you?" She knew the answer, but she wanted you to say it. Sam, as usual, was kinda clueless. "I'm not gonna say it, Mikaela."

"What's happening?" She sighs in exasperation before whispering in his ear. His eyes widen, and he stutters in disbelief. "He was a tad rougher than I was expecting." You flick his window, giving him a playful glare.

"You know you enjoyed it, darling." Blushing red, you roll your eyes leaning against his door. Bumblebee walks over, also taking notice of your marked skin and pokes fun at you through his radio. Another yawn takes you back to your plan from earlier. "Ok guys, I'm going to take a nap. Come get me if you need me." As you walk away, you blow a kiss at the black Topkick who flashes his lights at you in return.

When you lay down in bed after changing and using the restroom, sleep comes to you quickly. You dose off peacefully.

[aprimesrpcorner]

Where should you be kissed? Forehead

Over-worrying and overthinking everything, your mind is always a whirling storm. no matter how you try, the fears overwhelm all else. you need someone trusted to press a kiss to your forehead, helping to quiet the thoughts that just refuse to settle.

Tagged By: @thee-forcefield-guy Tagging: @aircommndr, @autobotstarscream, @wildlygay, @flameofprimus, @takingthefastlane Also you, the person reading this

[botmilf]

Wyatt on the phone with a friend from work: omg u whore lol (affectionate)

Optimus, having overheard: what is a whore?

Wyatt, panicking: oh! It’s uhhh, it’s nothing it’s a term of endearment used only among VERY close friends.

And then she forgets all about it until it comes back to bite her in the ass later-

Optimus, staring with such genuine affection into Wyatt’s eyes: …Whore ❤️

[final-milf-ratchet]

I might add some more pictures later but eeeee!!!! Look at her!!! She's finally done! Shattered glass Optimus reporting for (murder) duty! (With a little regular Optimus for comparison!) This took me way too long lol, probably about half a year just because of how little time I had to work on her. But she turned out just how I wanted! Hope you all enjoy ❤️

[artofotherworlds]

My take on Optimus Prime

Alt mode: 2019 International Lonestar

I'm so very proud of this picture! It was supposed to be like an homage to Prime throughout the years, with lots of inspiration from the original toy and some of my other favorite versions of the character. I attached a few of the references I used to figure out his shapes, how he should "stand," etc. I hope you all enjoy!

And for those who've kept reading, this picture feels pretty huge for me. Not just because it's actually one of the larger things I've drawn, but because I finished it. And in a fairly short time. I've been drawing and painting like crazy this past year, but I always struggled to finish the pictures. I was worried about messing them up and didn't want to go past the point where I started to feel proud of them. I don't know what it was about this Optimus, but that pressure wasn't really there. Just joy, because I finally got this idea out of my head and on paper, fully realized. And joy drawing one of my favorite characters. ❤️💙

[bots-and-cons]

Ok ok, remaking order

I asked for a headcanon about the prime time reacting to the reader (preferably a woman), who is between 18 and 20 years old and works in a bar, as a bartender, and who sometimes needs to deal with some drunks causing problems (some slightly aggressive)

I forgot there is a character limit for headcanons and that's why I didn't specify which

I would like Optimus and Ratchet.. and if possible, a small exception, Ultra Magnus 🥺

Well that's it, I just didn't specify which characters, sorry about that, thanks for listening, have a nice day/night ❤️

A/N: I didn’t do Magnus since it’s a two character limit per HC request, but I hope this is otherwise okay

~Ratchet~

•There were bars on Cybertron too of course, such as Maccadam’s Old Oil house, so he does know what bartenders do

•He picked you up one night after your shift, and you got to talking about how it had gone

•There are quite a few regulars that visit the bar very often, and they make sure no random people bother you

•Of course there are sometimes people who like to pick a fight when they’re drunk, but you’re quite good at talking them down

•Ratchet is a bit worried about your safety, because at least on Cybertron the bars were pretty freaking rowdy and chaotic

•It can sometimes be like that for you too, but it’s pretty rare for there to be any customers that are aggressive towards you, they mostly just fight amongst themselves, if they even do

•Because of your profession, you’re a very good listener and people love opening up to you and just talking your ear off

•Ratchet notices himself doing this sometimes too, you’re just very easy to talk to

•Your job isn’t exactly glamorous, but you enjoy it

•You’re often confiscating car keys from your customers, because they’re too drunk to drive so you have to put them in a cab

•Ratchet is well aware that you have to make a living, and he’s not going to tell you what work you can or can’t do, but it doesn’t stop him from worrying about you

•He sometimes comes to the bar in his holoform, just to keep you company, but that’s a rare treat since his time is very limited

•Ratchet doesn’t drink much if at all, and he doesn’t want to distract you from actual customers, so he just sits at the end of the bar and nurses a glass of whiskey or something

•He’s just there to keep an eye on things and to make sure you’re fine

~Optimus Prime~

•Optimus thinks your profession is quite interesting, especially the people side of it

•He isn’t the most talkative sort, but once he drinks some high grade, he does get a bit more talkative

•He can only imagine how many odd things you might hear from all those drunken people you serve on a daily basis

•Some people just need to vent their troubles, even if they don’t really get drunk, they just need someone to talk to

•Of course you get hit on a lot too, being an attractive, young lady, but that kind of comes with the territory

•You get harassed every now and then, which you tell Optimus about, but there’s not really anything he can do about it, he just listens if you need to vent

•Optimus comes to visit you at the bar every now and then, and he sometimes calls you when he knows you have a break, just to ask how you’re doing

•When Optimus does end up at the bar, he does have a couple of drinks but the whole holoform thing has lifted his tolerance to high heavens so he doesn’t really get drunk at all 

•But it does still make him more talkative, and he ends up sounding like an army veteran at the bar, because of all the battles he’s talking about and stuff like that

•You have to sometimes stop him from talking because he starts sounding a bit unhinged to people who aren’t privy to who he really is