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[that-hazbin]

🎶📻🍎 time travel pre-relationship hellradio AU

Alastor, instead of staying hidden after his encounter with Adam, comes back out and tries to save Charlie when she gets grabbed by the throat. Alastor gets dealt a fatal blow seconds before Lucifer arrives, and he's surprised that in his final moments, he sees Charlie, Lucifer, and Vaggie all crowd around him trying to keep him alive.

Charlie, he somewhat understands; she's a bleeding heart and much too good for hell. Lucifer and Vaggie, however? Well, he certainly didn't expect that. As much as he hates the realization that he does, indeed, care enough to sacrifice his existence, it's a... reassuring consolation to know that he would be missed. Even by those he least expects it from.

...

Waking up after dying is absurd.

He's actually somewhat angry by this. Don't get him wrong, it's an appreciated gift to continue existing, but for fuck's sake, he's literally right back where he started. As in, the day he died and first appeared in hell. That day. You could almost say his sacrifice meant nothing at all.

So, forgive him if he's a little pissy about it.

It takes a while for him to calm down, but once he does, he can finally realize the opportunity he has. He's already accepted that he, ugh, cares about Charlie and, to a somewhat lesser but not nonexistent extent, the rest of the hotel residents. He died for them, after all, there's really no point in self-denial. Knowing this, and his current situation, it wouldn't be a bad idea to start preparations now, about a century earlier, for Charlie to have a better time succeeding in the future.

Obviously, he needs to do things differently than he did the first time. For example, allowing others any control over the entertainment scene was a huge fucking mistake. Vox cannot have control over television. Vox effectively ruined any form of creativity in hell, putting down any small independent artists in favor of having absolute control over the media. The result wasn't the existence of "trash television," it was that nothing else existed besides trash television, porn, and recycled stories. Everything was made to fit the vision of a cisgender privileged white man, and no one else had any right to air their own stories. The TV scene lacked culture, diversity, introspection, and, ironically enough, innovation, despite Vox's narcissistic claims to be the head of innovation itself.

Valentino, similarly, cannot be raised to any sort of position of power. His depravity doesn't even need to be explained; as much as Alastor doesn't want to touch that scene with a ten foot pole, letting that pathetic moth gain status was a worse outcome. Alastor slaughtered the previous porn overlord for a reason. The only thing that had protected Valentino from that same wrath was his teaming up with Vox and Velvette. Alastor wasn't dumb enough to take on three overlords at once, at least not directly.

Alastor needed to lock in his place at the top of the ladder. This time, he can't be The Radio Demon. He needs to become the head of all entertainment. It will be difficult, given he only has personal interest in radio, but delegation is something he's personally rather competent in.

Luckily, he no longer has a chain on his soul. Unluckily, both due to the lack of his own chain and the fact he no longer has chains on other souls, he's lacking the effortless magical power of before.

But that's fine. He had magic before he became reliant on deals, after all. He just needs to get back in the groove of things. And this time, he's familiar enough with hell that he knows exactly where to go for all the ingredients and tools he'll need.

...

A few decades later, Alastor, The Media Demon, is putting on a theatre performance. And who is seated in the VIP area? The royal family themselves.

And my, Alastor certainly seems to have caught their attention.

[nicktoons-unite-incorrect-quotes]

Danny: One time, Jimmy and Timmy were having a heated argument in the hover car so Jimmy took Timmy's Chip Skylark CD out of the player and threw it out in a rage and Timmy just looked him dead in the eyes, pulled out a second copy of that same CD and put it back in the player

[finneyneilperrykisser]

I love neil so much ,i might explode

[kingsillysmilez]

Some oc icons

[funkelnder-stern]

°˖✧♫♪♫♪✧˖°

[covett-lovett]

He's too cute for Strade, give him to Fox. 😭 Fox will dress him up like he deserves. 😭😭😭

🫡

whatever you say my liege

what do you think Fox would dress him up in

[alteregozowie]

Oh? What is this? What's that, Alastor?

Is it maybe... Spots? Fawn spots?! Is that what this is, Alastor?!

Can I ask why when I begged you to tell me if you happened to have those, you avoided the question and I had to go around asking your friends and then almost fucking die at the hands of Her Majesty, AND THEN YOU DO THIS??? It was a big fucking embarrassing secret when I innocently asked, but when I just drew a stupid doodle of you wearing lingerie, it triggered a line of events that suddenly made it perfectly acceptable to share that information with people!?!? ARE YOU JUST TOYING WITH ME!??!?

"I am the Radio Demon after all. I do what I want~"

"I didn't tell you to do any of that, what they do with you is their own prerogative. And those aren't just some people, they are part of my inner circle, and the ones I'm most intimate with. Looks to me like at least you're a testiment to your name there!"

"You paid attention! Good job!"

[splattergai]

could we get a headmate based on these emojis?

🎵 🎶 🎧 🎤

Emojis (🎵 🎶 🎧 🎤) Headmate Pack!

[ PT: Emojis (eighth note emoji, music notes emoji, headphone emoji, microphone emoji) Headmate Pack! /end PT ]

Note: Headmate may not form exactly as described. Anything can be changed to fit your system.

Dividers by @/thecutestgrotto Left Photo by Adrian Korte on Unsplash Middle Picrew by @/SODAPVNK_ on twitter Right Photo by Mink Mingle on Unsplash

Name (+ Sign-Off): Lyre, Synth, Radio (📻🎶)

System: musiorma, musicnaut

Species: Human

Age: 26 (bodily), lofichronal

Pronouns: he/she/they, beat/beats, mell/mello, mix/mixes

Gender: genderfaer, kenochoric, nightmusgender, cosycafeic

Attraction: Harmonic attraction, omni salvaen

Likes: Music, string instruments, synth instruments, singing, karaoke, concerts, open mic nights, rain, puddles, thunderstorms, nighttime

Dislikes: Complete silence, major distractions, strict instructions, having to wake up early

Description: Fairly social, works well with others and is willing to always try to come to a compromise when there's a disagreement between herself and others. Will act as a mediator between other headmates at times. Keeps a pair of headphones/earphones with mell at all times so that he can listen to music in the background while they do things. Enjoys taking walks in the rain.

[buckevantommy]

the *zosan* playlists on spotify slap actually 

[thinkingsmart]

Perfect Purple💜 23743 Ugliness Can Be Fixed But Stupidity Is Forever. 💫💜   https://ift.tt/Rm1VAlL

[that-hazbin]

Hellradio AU, where Alastor somehow got past the pearly gates and is trying desperately to escape. Listen, just because all his victims were shit people doesn't mean he, himself, is not a monster— he was COUNTING ON going to hell! Looking forward to it, even! He didn't just want to be his victims' executioner, he wanted to be their eternal punishment, but now he can't do that because he's stuck in some overly sterile utopia!

He's SO GLAD that he read up on the occult before ultimately kicking the bucket. Let's see if he can summon The Devil while residing in the holiest place in existence.

...

He accidentally summons both Lucifer and his wife, Lilith, who are in the middle of a heated argument about something called the "exterminations."

Learning that Heaven's higher authorities are a bunch of prejudiced assholes who commit mass genocide EVERY YEAR suddenly makes him very, VERY angry.

But also, he just found his new purpose. And hell's royalty just found a solution to their problem that works in EVERYONE'S interests, a way to stop the exterminations without the need of war.

Alastor is more than happy to take out the trash.

[xiaokuer-schmetterling]

new feature on xks.radio !!! i attempt karaoke ♬ ♪ ٩(ˊᗜˋ*)و

[groovybananastarfish]

[hotrodusa]

UUGGHGH hi selfship blog NOW this is my pinned ill make it look good later im sending it out looking like shit right now or else ill never start using this blog

Dexter he/it objectum aro highkey straight in the real world main is @thelovebug1968 idgaf

Heres the list of characters i selfship with. Im not using the word f/o you cant make me its stupid

Proshippers & similar get up out my trap house

"Rpf is fine" -Paul McCartney