You should rant about hyenas
THANK YOU
okay so i have no idea how long this is going to be but i should start by saying that there are four species of hyenas!! first we have the spotted hyena, which is probably the one you're most familiar with.
next is the striped hyena!!
then the brown hyena!!
and then the odd one out, the aardwolf!!
they are all good silly little guys and let me tell you why
actually let me clear something up first I CHANGED MY MIND. hyenas make that laughing noise NOT because they're happy. its actually a sound they make mostly when faced with conflict. it can indicate fear and frustration. not only can they emit this sound when facing off with a potential meal, they can make this sound when fighting for a piece of the food. so no, hyenas are not laughing because they're happy. its the opposite.
with that out of the way, hyenas are very good hunters!! they are NOT just scavengers and i will not stand for people perpetuating this notion that hyenas are nothing without lions!!!! hyenas are very tough and perfectly capable of standing on their own (even though they're incredibly terrified of lions whaghwa)
also you're probably wondering why the aardwolf is here since he doesnt have hyena in his name. but he is a hyena!! he actually eats insects instead of the typical hyena diet!! that little cutiepatootie spends his days eating termites C:
now, onto not so nice stuff. im sure we're all aware that hyenas run a matriarchal society. female hyenas are bigger and meaner than males, so they often have the hehe last laugh C:
except its not funny, because the males are plagued with diseases and injury. their teeth get worn down far faster than female hyenas because they're stuck eating the bones from the meals. as a direct result of this treatment, male hyenas live about half as long as female hyenas do. to add insult to injury, when they reach the age of 2, they are kicked out of their clans and left to fend for themselves. they can either guard their original clan from a distance, or make a huge, tiring, dangerous journey to find a new clan. if he does the latter, he will be shunned and pushed aside and attacked by the new clan until joining the hierarchy as the lowest ranking male.
they can eat said bones because of their bite strength which, as i mentioned before in my piranha post, is 1,100 PSI (pounds per square inch.) they are not picky eaters at all.
spotted hyenas can run at speeds of up to 40 mph and have a shit ton of endurance so uhh,,, dont get chased by one?
THIS PART IS KINDA GROSS SO DONT READ IF YOU'RE SQUEAMISH :C (its about childbirth!!!)
OH YEAH and i almost forgot to mention!! since female hyenas have quite a bit of testosterone, they develop a pseudo-penis. and they give birth out of it. yes. they birth babies from their pseudo-penis. no the opening is not any bigger. yes it can split open at birth. yes the baby hyenas can suffocate.
and on that note i think i should spare you!! i'll write up a part two if i remember anything else C:
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no bc ur actually so right for that post any time I picture jason in an intimate situation he is rarely composed. mans would not be growling he would be flushed up to his neck and his eyes would be glassy and he would be so honest about how good it feels and half-way into a daze. gasping whining jason is the REALISTIC (and absolutely delicious) choice fr and we should all say it with our full chests
- 20yo promise ๐ just cant reblog since I have followers that r below 18 LMFAO I keep the sus stuff outta there
you understand the vision ๐๐ป oh my god.
out of the all of the batboys, i expect dick to be the most feral and like. unhinged.
jason though? oh, god, does he get flustered. always asking โis this okay, baby? want me to touch you just like this?โ and stays all sweet and soft. heโll coo and gently pull you into positions that have your eyes rolling back and room filled with his huffed moans and your keening cries.
he damn near had a heart attack when you had first to get on top. pretty blue eyes all wide and jaw slack for just a second before he recovered, trying to be suave and cool-guy with it, like โโcourse you can, donโt even have to ask.โ
itโs so much easier to see how his face contorts in the heat of it all when heโs splayed out underneath you, hardened muscles rippling underneath your wandering hands as you ride him for all heโs worth.
when jayโs on top, he likes to tuck his face into the crook of your neck, covering the spot in an assortment of pretty marks as an excuse to hide his face and muffle his moans. itโs embarrassing how fast and hard he can lose himself in your heat, head swimming and mind unable to focus on anything except you.
but when heโs underneath, hands grabbing at your hips like a lifeline and eyes half lidded with blown out pupils? heโs entirely at your mercy.
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