#🤖 - robot posts

[wyndryga]

i made a shirt 🤖🔌⚡

signs by @beebfreeb 🤖💕⚡

it/its 🤖⚙

[dangregreal]

robot f/os are soooo cute <33 when they get flustered around you they get all warm like the bottom of a laptop when its been running for too long and their internal cooling fans start making loud whirring noises!!! you can help them with maintenance and do anything from minor things like polishing them to major repairs and anything in between!!!! if they have functional limbs and are big or strong enough then they get to hold you and carry you around and if not then you get to hold them and carry them around!!! you can hug them and kiss them and cuddle with them and they love you sooooooo much and they feel so so so so so lucky and happy that they get to be with you!!!!!!!!!

[sxilor-1010]

It's late, I should be asleep, but instead have a crappy meme I made with one of my recent self ships.

[arctic-hands]

On that note where are all my cyborgs at this wonderful Disabilty Pride Month? I'm talking about those of us with brain shunts, with insulin pumps, with prosthetics that need charging, bionic eyes, implants that control seizures, pace makers, anything that makes Luddite philosophers and eugenicists and those who scream about the natural order of things AFRAID when they realize these kinds of things aren't in some futuristic sci-fi transhumanist horror story that's a metaphor for "natural" human resilience but something that is happening RIGHT NOW to REAL LIVING PEOPLE and we are alive and THRIVING by this wonderful technology yet constantly afraid of this technology we're dependent on no longer being supported by the for-profit companies that make it or the technology being damaged or medical or tech infrastructure going down in the supposed revolution because not even the leftists think about us.

Anyway, here's on for us! 🤖

[Image Description: a close-up photo of a pale neck with a tiny, mostly healed pale pink neck incision scar. Being held up near the scar is a medical alert necklace pendant of a classic, boxy robot with a red star with the Rod of Asclepius on it. End I.D.]

[canon-can-fight-me]

As promised, some more Screwllum thoughts~

- I didn’t know he was going to have such a large role in SW’s companion quest, I was pleasantly surprised!

- When they said Herta had an important guest I just knew it was him. Felt it in my bones.

- “I’m 4 minutes and 13 seconds earlier than the appointed time” I-I love him he’s so cute…

- I love that he has a sense of humor. I kept choosing the silly options and for him to find it amusing is just <3

- ex. “So I’m really a whale?” “It was a metaphor—“

- And the way he just. Handled Silver Wolf with such class. He hit her where it hurt, didn’t give her what she wanted, had everything happen as he expected.

- Also, I don’t know who voiced him (I play in EN and JPN, for this quest I was using English voices) but his voice actor did such a good job. I’m looking forward to seeing who voices him!

*Edit: the EN VA for screwllum was revealed to be Steven Kelly :)

- Overall I love. this. guy. He’s smart, classy, a gentleman, and most importantly, a robot. 10/10.

[mishervellous]

what’s this? a drabble series starting? on this blog? unbelievable!

thank you @galladrabbles and @sweetbee78 for this beautiful prompt, i am not from here—this one spoke to me on a very specific level, and so this robot!ian au was born 🤖💙

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Mickey doesn’t like robots.

It’s easy to recognize them in the crowds, even as the new and improved models have stopped making those cacophonic sounds when they move and talk.

It’s ironic that his line of work brings him now to clean windows and toilets for the most important Ingenium store in Chicago; making sure all the display cases and the gray floors are clean for tomorrow’s clients.

Walking through the spacious showroom, Windex in hand, Mickey starts making his way down the line of exposed models, trapped in their glass like relics.

Stone-faced motherfuckers, that’s what they all are.

[parme-san]

funny and hilarious how i found a way to be attached to a niche character in spongebob who is also the main character

[fitzselfships]

I could never give out f/o recommendations because I know I will end up recommending Stretchy to literally everyone lol

[ouppyfoods]

hieee!! i'm mar! u can also call me bubba :0)! i'm 18 n i use he/him prns.

me and a few of my headmates will poast abt therianthropy and occassionally otherkin stuff on here👍

my theriotypes are yellow lab, white pitbull, yellow crested cockatoo, and a few others :3!!! ime super nice methinks n im always looking for mutuals !!

my me's ^

[gnomecity]

In the movie Eight Crazy Nights, Whitey dances to the song “Mr. Roboto” after the 1981 JCC miracle basketball game. However, the song came out in 1983.

[dangregreal]

im literally going to smooch a robot RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!

[kitsune-kori]

I kinda mentioned this in the tags of another post

But i would give a majority of the robots from Stray a little kiss on the forehead/screen

Guardian? Gets a kiss.

Momo? Give him a little kiss.

Doc? Also gets a kissy. (Seamus also gets one if he wants one)

Zbaltazar (idk if thats the spelling). Gets a kissy, on all of those extra screens.

Clementine? A kiss on the screen and on her hand tattoo.

Jacob? (from the bar in the slums) He also gets a kissy.

Blazer? He's getting an ass kicking.

[i-psofacto]

I revamped the Resources page on The Works Fansite, rearranging things, and i think i added a new magazine article. Check it out if you'd like, the site is linked in my pinned post! 🤖👍

I'm also writing up a whole new page, which is taking a while, it feels like it might never be done... But, I'm working on it bit by bit. ^^__^^

And once again, if youre interested in The Works or the NYIT CGL in general or anything in between and you have a Discord, feel free to ask for an invite link to The Workscord.

[universalitgirlsblog2]

💗🤖ROBOTIC AFFIRMING🤖💗

💗Robotic affirming is repeating your affirmations until you get your desire. It works instantly , it is totally worth it. You don't have to believe your affirmations. You can repeat them mindlessly.

🤖It doesn't matter how long you do it . There are no rules. You can use as many affirmations you want to. Robotic affirming helps to pass your limits and doubts. Let's say you affirm for 1- 2 hours for your desire but then start wavering ( complaining , worrying , entertaining opposing thoughts etc ) . It is okay if you waver but don't dwell on those thoughts. Deny them. Don't let them get to you. Ignore those thoughts and start repeating your affirmations . Sammy ingram said that you can say your affirmations out aloud to get rid of negative thoughts because you can't speak one thing and think another thing at the same time.

💗Basically, you are saturating your mind with what you want. Once those affirmations become dominant , they will manifest since dominant thoughts manifest. The more you familiarize your mind with your desire, the more fast you will manifest it.

🤖Affirm. Affirm and Affirm. Don't leave your important tasks, in other words, don't neglect your life to affirm but affirm when you are scrolling through your phone , showering , doing skincare , cooking, eating etc .

💗You affirm until your desires materialize into the 3D . You need to be RELENTLESS. You need to be CONSISTENT. Don't think about how or when your desires will manifest. Don't put your desires on a pedestal. I mentioned it my paradigm and mental diet post too and I will mention it again , REPETITION IS THE KEY.

[fitzselfships]

me and him are chronic pain solidarity and we take care of each other when we have flare ups <3

[byfulcrums]

Fuck it. Invincible Tumblr

💥 explosionsbaby Follow

Wake up to see the aliens attacking again. God fucking damn it.

❤️ justamonstergirl Follow

Imagine how the aliens feel after seeing you

💥 explosionsbaby Follow

Get better insults. You won't be insulting anyone that way

❤️ justamonstergirl Follow

Nahhh. Don't need to. You already humiliate yourself every time you open your mouth

💥 explosionsbaby Follow

Your entire existence is an insult

☪️ superherofan Follow

i forget that superheroes have social media and regularly use it.... invincible has Tumblr holy shit

🌟 notsovinciblenow Follow

Boo.

☪️ superherofan Follow

OMG??

#HI MR INVINCIBLE SIR #I SWEAR ALL MY A/B/O FICS WERE WRITTEN OUT OF LOVE

🌙 artemislover Follow

Can't believe I have to say this, but can you guys please stop making Omni-Man x Immortal theories?!?!

Ik you think the idea of them having been romantically involved is funny, but c'mon, people

It is true that there should be more openly queer superheroes, but the fact that there are people who genuinely believe they fucked is wild...

Besides, we have to stop following the lives of superheroes that closely. They deserve to get some privacy too! They're still people

Also, didn't Omni-Man once mention his wife?? And son?? Shipping him w a man when he's clearly straight and in an established relationship is stupid

🌟 notsovinciblenow Follow

These are all great points but they've definitely fucked

🌙 artemislover Follow

INVINCIBLE?????

🌟 notsovinciblenow Follow

Godddddd. My parents just do not know what privacy is, PLEASE STOP HAVING SEX WHEN I MIGHT BE HOME... please you're killing me

🌟 notsovinciblenow Follow

Wait, shit, wrong blog...

🌭 hotdog Follow

shocking revelation: invincible has parents

🌟 notsovinciblenow Follow

??? Of course I have parents. Where'd you think I came from?

🌭 hotdog Follow

Honestly i thought you were from mars

🌟 notsovinciblenow Follow

from MARS????

#i'm not martian??? i don't even look martian #do i look martian?

💃 thedancingquinn Follow

ATOM EVE LIKES MY FAVORITE BAND????

🚫 ohgodpleaseno Follow

really? How do you know?

💃 thedancingquinn Follow

Okay quick storytime

My friends and I wanted to go to see this band live for a LONG time, so we saved up money for years until we could finally afford it, right?

Well, the day we finally get to see them live, I look up and I see Atom Eve, just. Flying there. Above the crowd

She was singing, apparently very loudly and she looked like she was having sm fun. She saw me and waved!!! Atom Eve!!!! Waved at me!!!!!!!

🧬 atomevesss☑️☑️ Follow

:)

💃 thedancingquinn Follow

WAIT R YOU THE ACTUAL ATOM EVE

🧬 atomevesss☑️☑️ Follow

Yeah. Check my Insta, there's a link to this blog!

💃 thedancingquinn Follow

AFKFHFHFHFJDJDJDJDDJDHFHSUEUEJEJ

#ATOM EVE TALKED TO ME!!!!!!

🤖 officialrobot Follow

Today, Monster Girl told me to download this app and create a blog — I did not think it was necessary, but she insisted.

I decided to listen to her. She was very persuasive.

I will be sharing things about my day, as she has told me to do. Expect to hear from me after this.

👀 eyaseyaseays Follow

you really think we're gonna believe you're the real Robot?? C'mon.

‼️ notafurryyet Follow

Dude, RP exists. Let people live their lives in peace

❤️ justamonstergirl Follow

This is so funny

‼️ notafurryyet Follow

That's... The real monster girl. Replying to a fake Robot post...

Dude I think he's real

🎉 partyshitter Follow

The new Guardians are a fucking shit show. Are we seriously meant to believe they're going to protect us? Really??

💥 explosionsbaby Follow

Oh Id like to see YOU almost get killed every single fucking day without one fucking break only for asholes like you to shit on us like that. We almost die every single day!!! Were the ones geting our hands dirty not you

🤖 officialrobot Follow

I'd* assholes* We're*

💥 explosionsbaby Follow

Your supposed to be with me in this one

🤖 officialrobot Follow

You're*

☪️ somanykates Follow

The Immortal kinda... 👀

💥 explosionsbaby Follow

WHAT

💥 explosionsbaby Follow

I cant believe she cheated on me... what a bitch

🧬 atomevesss Follow

😐

☪️ somanykates Follow

We're going to have a fucking talk, Rex.

💥 explosionsbaby Follow

Shit

🍐 shrinkshrek Follow

You had this one coming buddy

🌟 notsovinciblenow Follow

The fact that Miles Morales canonically reads JJK, though...

🔫 shootmeplease Follow

INVINCIBLE LIKES MARVEL?? AND JJK???

🌟 notsovinciblenow Follow

Why is everyone always surprised when I like something? I don't get it

🌟 notsovinciblenow Follow

:(

🧬 atomevesss☑️☑️ Follow

I cannot have just found out you're still alive through Tumblr...

🧬 atomevesss☑️☑️ Follow

Seriously though. Are you okay now? I know you're not mentally, after the whole Chicago thing w your dad, but at least physically?

🌟 notsovinciblenow Follow

I'll survive, I guess

💔 thisishowtobeah Follow

INVINCIBLE?? It is such a relief to see you're still here after the whole Chicago ordeal Mr Invincible

📸 definitelyinsanebaby Follow

Yeah maybe don't remind him of that rn??

💔 thisishowtobeah Follow

OH SHIT I'M SO SORRY

#I AM SO SO SO SORRY #omg i hope you're doing good mr invincible :(((