#🤡 saturday sillies

[not-the-darknight]

"Diluc! Dilucdilicdilucdilucdiluc!! I saw a clown! With cabbages!!"

@stxrryrealmz

// I've come for the Saturday sillies >:3

Are you sure you didn't look at your own reflection?

[tim-ee-sis]

About that anon Ask and your promise. Your not doodle, just doode. Damn auto correct f-ed you up. Promise keeper will do the job for Slutty or is it Silly Saturday? Go boy go

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[mrhowells]

Smallville 5x06

"How you ever had a crush on Richie Cunningham, I will never understand."

I'm actually so easy to please

"And Lois... *laughs* I'd do anything to get rid of Lois."

but thinking about how annoying she is makes him laugh, soooooo... she's a good influence, I rest my case😌😌

Jonathan knows too, like-

Chloe & Lois as an investigative duo are actually really fun

Lex really lives in Jonathan's head rent free💀💀

ohmygoooooddd

MOTHER.

"She's here to dance."

Chloe really threw Lois under the bus like that I'm cryingsjakjsha

the struggle is real💀

SOOOOO let's see if Jonathan actually apologizes when it turns out Lex didn't do anything

CLARKFNKLJFDISLYS

COVER YOUR EYES SWEET SUMMER CHILD

Lois x bisexual lighting I LIVEEEE

they did that for me😭😌

"I'll have a coke😇" ... "S- straight up, on the rocks.😤"

JAkhsshfdlskaBOOBOO WHAT ARE YOU-

I just choked on my ice cream

LMAOOOOOO bless his heart

THE STRUGGLE IS REAL PART 2 I'M CRYINDHSGFJFKD

I'm really not ready for what's about to go down here😭😭

🎶DON'T YOU WISH YOUR GIRLFRIEND WAS HOT LIKEEE MEEEEEEE🎶

Someone needs to go to jail for that music choice💀💀

TOM WELLING YOUR FACE JOURNEYS. LET ME SAY THANK YOU KING🙇‍♀️

this is history in the making. absolutely iconic.

🎶DON'T YOU WISH YOUR GIRLFRIEND WAS WRONG LIKE MEEEEEE🎶🎶

i do wish she was my girlfriend actually they're so right

aaand she's getting into it

ON MY FUCKING KNEES FOR HER MA'AM YOUR HAND IN MARRIAGE PLEASEEEE

he's kind of giving me:

PLEASEWSWKRJWOPQP

EVERY SINGLE FRAME OF THIS IS SO FUCKING ICONIC LIKE WHAT DO I EVEN SAY??

it's okay bb, we're all looking respectfully right now

💀💀💀THE STRUGGLE IS REAL PT.3

SOMEONE PLEASE HELP THIS BEAN

kshadjwka his fight or flight is kicking in😭😭

"What are you doing here?" "What are YOU doing here?"

story of their life fr

the struggle has never been more real, pray for Clark💀

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they did that.

smallville writers really did that.

legend behaviour if you ask me

i would like to take this moment and say thank you.

"I've never been in a position where people look up to me."

This is such a silly statement, Jonathan is literally the person Clark looks up to the most. His bigger personality flaws clearly come from Jonathan's influence💀 (not to say he didn't also learn a lot of good traits from him -he absolutely did- but you know)

I'm really curious what Lex's (and Jonathan's) politics are actually, don't be shy writers tell me👀

SIR I NEED YOU TO STEP AWAY FROM MY WIFE IMMEDIATELY

creepy mf

"Hey 007. Nice of you to show up." "I'll start assuming that means thank you?"

giggling kicking my feet

"I can't touch him." "Well, I can."

I'VE SAID IT BEFORE AND I'LL SAY IT AGAIN, MOTHERRRR

pls his face😭

he knows he could never be as cool as her

THIS SHOT MAKES ME FERAL

my parents🥹

(listen the shit i went through to upload this last picture tho, i hit the upload limit and had to delete stuff, then i accidentally deleted the whole post for a second🤡 my whole life flashed before my eyes💀💀)

Lex talking about a guy falling in love with his best friend's wife uh oh, no thank youuuuu😬😬

He was making a good point though.

"The thing I always try to remember is, no matter how much le lays on, he never expects more than he expects from himself."

Clark really grew up didn't he😭😭

"What are you doing, you just moved back in."

from the guy who said "I'd do anything to get of Lois." at the beginning of the episode, what in the clownery🤡🤡

All men do is lie.

she's such a menace, I LOVE HER😭😭

AND HE CAN'T STAY MAD AT HER LOOK AT HIS FACEEEEE

they're secret bffs your honor😭

I LOVE THEMMM IT'S ACTUALLY SO SERIOUS

"And you didn't have to come after me but you always do. So I wanted to say thank you. You're a really good friend."

GOING INSANE ON THIS SATURDAY NIGHT

CUT IT OUT YOU ASSHOLES I'M TRYING TO STAY NORMAL UNTIL SEASON 8 QUIT EYE FUCKINGZFGDUWEOAK

well. stay normal challenge failed again but that's exactly how i thought this would go, sooo

Question for the people: should i even tag Lex in posts like this? I don't think twice about tagging characters like Jonathan because I don't expect fans to look through his tag for him specifically, but i know people do it with Lex and I feel bad at the thought of them having to scroll through me losing my mind over Clois with a few Lex mentions in between. Lex fans lemme know

[theflyingfeeling]

so yeah, I went to the BC signing session at Nokia Arena today, because what else would I, a full-grown adult with a respectable dayjob, do on a wintery Saturday if not stand in a queue freezing my toes off surrounded by sugar-high teenagers for hours, just to exchange a few words with some band dudes? 🤡

(wrote this for me as to remember at least something about it afterwards, but you may read this as well <3)

The queuing part was every bit as shitty as it always is when queuing to any BC event really, but I was in high spirits and great company who were polite enough to laugh at my shitty amazing jokes 🥰

Niko was so soft and nice and aaaaaaaaaa the way he laughed so heart-warmingly at the silly (practiced) thing I said?? 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 I want to put him in my pocket <3

So when I was a kid I used to collect stickers (this is relevant, trust me), especially dog stickers because dogs are cute, and I happen to have a full page of dachshund stickers that look exactly like Rilla, so I thought I'd give Aleksi a couple of those, and the other day I jokingly checked my local supermarket's sticker selection to see if they have any more fun stickers I could give him, and lo and behold I actually found some cool Spider-Man ones, and naturally I JUST couldn’t help myself 😂 and awwwwwww the way his entire face brightened up and he went "NO WAY!! 🤩" when he saw the dachshund ones aaaaaaa 😭💞😭💞😭💞😭 he said he'll put them on his laptop where he has also collected other stickers 🥺💞 I gave them in a Minigrip bag so that he hopefully won't lose them before he gets home (see the picture below for the stickers)

Aleksi’s hair looked super fluffy btw 🤲 you're welcome for this crucial information

The last time I saw Olli at a signing session I was so blown away by his beauty that I could barely speak a word to him, so this time I was determined to actually have some sort of a conversation with him, and I did succeed, even if we only talked about the weather (my go-to conversation topic) 😂 it's difficult to translate the Finnish word tarjeta, but basically I asked him how's the weather been in Oulu, and he said it's been cold ("Mites Oulussa on tarettu?" "Kylmä on."), but apparently he actually likes cold weather, my reply being "well I don't you fucking weirdo &lt;3"

Joonas heard this intellectual exhange of opinions and put in his two cents as he told me how they had recently visited Oulu and that it had been significantly colder than in Helsinki 👍

Also, as you may have seen from pictures by now, he was wearing no shirt under his blazer and yeah, I may have taken a good look at his rug while he was signing my totebag 👁️👄👁️ In my defence, he had it out for everyone to see, so where else was I supposed to look? His eyes? 🙄

At that signing session I went to in Stockholm last year (see the link above) I didn't manage to say a damn thing to Tommi lol (I blame Joel and Olli), so that was my other goal for this time and yaaaay, success! I didn't say much to him though, just "hi" and "ah darn, is that bloody marker not working? and here I thought I had bought a good one" ("Olin ostavinani hyvän tussin")

For context: I had brought my BC totebag (which I bought exactly 2 years ago tomorrow and have used maybe twice during all this time) with me for them to sign, and as I wasn't sure if they'd have fabric markers, I had gone and bought one for the purpose myself, and I had tested it (on paper) at home, but I guess the cold weather had affected the ink, so it was working quite poorly. They all did manage to scribble down their autographs though, and the extra time it took for them to do so offered me some extra time to chat with them, which was nice actually 🤭 (hehe sneaky meeee)

To Joel I said the new song is great ("Helevetin hyvä se uus biisi"), which he was pleased to hear. He gave me back my totebag but not my marker, so I had to ask for it lol, to which he said his brain was not working properly anymore (felt 💀), to which I said that at least he hasn't been standing in the freezing cold for hours, to which he said: "yeah, you're the actual heroes here" and hell yeah we are lol, I wouldn't do this shit for any other band 😌

Then he tried to give me the autograph card of the next person in line dfdggdgdgddd poor Joel, I guess his brain really wasn't working

Afterwards my mouth was SO dry from talking so much in such a short time lol, but I was happy I got to say most of the stuff I had wanted to say to them. I was planning to show Aleksi a picture of our family dachshunds like I had done in Stockholm, but with all the hassle with the marker I kinda forgot about it (I kept grumbling about the shitty marker to literally all of them except Joel), and anyway I didn't want to slow down the queue any more than I already was 🙈

After the signing session we had pizza and went to the local Christmas market that just opened today and I bought some organic coffee beans for my brother for Christmas, so all in all I had a lovely day (ignoring the cold-as-balls weather) 🥰💞

here are the stickers I gave to Aleksi:

and here's my freshly-signed totebag (why is Olli's autograph so cute 🥺)

(I know it looks like there are some strange stains on the tote but there really isn't, as I said I've barely ever used it, so I guess it's just the fabric doing a weird thing in that lighting)

[chaos-croissant]

GOTHAM FANDOM DAILY CELEBRATION:

So we have:

Monday: 🕳️ Hole Monday (Nygma)

Tuesday: 🫖Tea Tuesday (Jervis)

Wednesday: 🗡️UnRRRRealistic Wednesday (Nygma)

Thursday: 🕺Out out touch Thursday ( Nygma)

Friday: 🔞Fuck him on the floor Friday (Jerome)

Saturday: 🤡Silly guy Saturday (Jerome). 🐧Sexy naughty bitchy me Saturday (Oswald)🐧

Sunday: 🏃 Must go Sunday (J Squad)

My brain is demanding more Gotham days of the week celebration to full the Gotham week bingo, any suggestions??? Be crazy 🕺

[seiwas]

SEL HELLO BABY !! i hope this week has been so amazing to you , i miss chatting with u so lemme ask you some game questions and maybe later i’ll drop by for (early) self-ship saturday in a bit <33

🤡 and 🎢 for the writing game !! <3 love you lots , i hope you’re eating yummy food and staying hydrated (´∩｡• ᵕ •｡∩`) ♡

angie baby!! my angiel!! i miss you so much 🥺 i hope this week has been looking up for you!! thank you for sending one in 🩷

🤡 What's a line, scene, or exchange you've written that made you laugh?

omg i’m really not a funny/witty writer i think 😭 so not a lot of the scenes i write are actually very funny HELP but!! i think this scene from ‘take my time (i’ll spend it all on you)’ from col did make me giggle (just bc he’s so silly 😭):

and another one! this is somewhat of a hidden scene (that i may or may not include in a wip!) but it’s col gojo basically ruining sexy time by saying smth completely unsexy 🤧 & he’s genuinely confused 😭

🎢 Which of your fics would you call your wildest ride?

honestly… angie… my wildest ride for a fic was the one i collabed on with you 😭 writing that aftercare scene was just 😳🫣 smth i’ve never done before!!! AAH it’s rlly the closest i’ve gotten to explicit i think 😭

send me an emoji and i’ll answer!

[distant-screaming]

🤡✨️👀💞 for the fic ask game!

- ranchthoughts

ranch omg hi beloved!!

🤡 - What's a line, scene, or exchange you've written that made you laugh?

so many! I love writing silly situations for my silly blorbos (right after inflicting Horrors on them o7), but the last one that made me giggle was the entirety of a flufftober tinngun fic! tinn is literally me I love him <3

The bell continues ringing. “Tinn, wake ‘p,” Gun mumbles.

Cracking open a singular eye, Tinn lifts his head to look at the time. ‘7:00’, the clock blinks. Tinn stares. Who one earth is at their door at 7 in the morning on a Saturday?

✨ - Give you and your writing a compliment. Go on. You know you deserve it.

AJFJSJFJ well hmm I like to think I'm good at emotional effect? I don't need to write a lot to make the readers feel for the character!

👀 -

answered here but I'll tell you another one bc it's ranch 😌 this one is akkaye because I am nothing if not extremely predictable!! it's a sickfic ft. sick akk, a little bit of crying, and a lot of soft boyfriends <3

💞 - Who's your comfort character?

aaah that's so hard! I have a lot that I absolutely adore and it changes constantly. still, if I had to pick, my comfort character to write has recently been ayan - I love him sooo much he's everything to me!! I can do both angst and fluff with him which is so great :3 if we're not just talking bl, I also love to write atsushi nakajima bsd :D

yippee I love ask games!!

[kaoarika]

I feel so ashamed by being the way I was at the store I frequently go, about a certain manga series' volume 1 and asking about it, and they telling me "why don't you come next week because we will be probably asking for restock of some of the stuff" and me, being a little grumbly, responding "sure, I know (how that works), I will try"... to later finding out earlier that the publisher online store ALREADY has it restocked :')))

I dunno. Hopefully I didn't come out even more grumbly to the clerk :'D (I did feel disappointed, ngl...) but man, I feel like I came out as a jerk... not my intention... but I always get nervous asking stuff to the store clerks, because I "already know why I am there and try to not lose time asking", and simply because I don't know how to phrase out some things as of lately, tbh.

...Now, like I said, I DO feel like coming out as dumb as well, because, I just checked out the publisher's online store site and I'm just 🤡

Well, on the other hand, it might be better to wait for the restock in physical (and it might be sooner than later)... but I'm feeling in a way where I'm fully "WELP, I should do a whole order of things because I don't feel like paying for shipping for ONE volume only"... but it has to be over 500 MXN pesos as well to get free shipping, SO...

🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

It wasn't my intention to come out either as grumbly or as a jerk, and I hope they only interpret it as me being awkward about it OTL

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I also know that I'm feeling this way and it might be also silly, when taking into account that by "frequent" I actually mean "biweekly" and the fact that I'm sure they might get more awkward customers, they might get much more... (and today was a Saturday, so I wonder... as I usually go on Sundays) and I'm probably not a face to remember, lmao.

[not-the-darknight]

Fang: Diluc! HELP! I´M BLIND!!!!

{He was not, someone just put a blindfold on him when he was sleeping}

Calm down.

[Diluc yoinked the blindfold from Fang's eyes]

Can you see now?

[not-the-darknight]

Rules

There are no rules

Okay, there is one rule - no nsfw

Keep it silly. It doesn't have to be canon based.

[not-the-darknight]

A huge creature appears at the front door of the mansion and only it's legs are visible from inside. It's Chunhua in his puppygoat form.

"Mr. Diluc! I'm taller than you!"

- @stxrryrealmz

[At this point, after all the shape-shifting Chunhua had done, Diluc was not surprised]

Hello, Chunhua. I would invite you in but you're bigger than the mansion.

[not-the-darknight]

Why do you never smile, big guy?

Is this better for you?

[not-the-darknight]

Why so emo?

I am not emo. I am just responsible.

[not-the-darknight]

UWU

ùwú

[not-the-darknight]

We can bring Klee I guess! Though it might not be a good idea. There's entirely a chance she'll get carried off by the swarm and become the jelly queen. Wouldn't that be a sight

What would you do if Klee became queen if the jellyfish?

What can anyone do if she became a queen of the jellyfish? We simply bow.

[not-the-darknight]

Let's go jellyfishing, Diluc :D

Hm? Are they edible? Well, I suppose there is no harm in trying. Do you want me to call Klee as well?