#🧚‍♀️ anon

[sea-lanterns]

TENTACLE SEX mmmm yum god, imagine the plants having an equivalent to aphrodisiacs that they give us, a sweet treat to have while all our holes are being fucked and breasts massaged. our woman would just be watching, admiring the scene, giving praises to you for handling everything so well. she kisses your cheek, taking a tentacle out of your mouth to kiss your lips. - fairy emoji anon<33

SEX POLLEN 🤤

Not only are you being overstimulated by multiple vines fucking you and massaging you, but the effect of the sex pollen emitting from the vine’s flowers is making your body hornier than ever.

Everything is so sensitive, the feelings of ribbed vines and slippery tendrils increased tenfold as the dendro woman (or women teehee) watch amusedly at how helpless you are, all tangled up in pretty vines and flowers while your legs are pried open and your body is held on display for all of them to admire 🥺

Oh to be the dendro women’s pretty flower display 💕

[teaxeee]

Heyy, can you please do 'ZB1 legal line having dirty thoughts about y/n as a friend' ?

Also can I be 🧚‍♀️ anon

Literally in love with your acc😭😭

YES U CAN BE!! ALSO TYSM IMA CRY 😭😭

ZB1 (legal line): having dirty thoughts about y/n as a friend

Jiwoong would obviously jerk off to the thought of you and whenever he sees you he'd be more flirty than usual, which you didn't mind at all, but later on you'd end up bent over a counter as he fucks you from behind, of course he let his thoughts win what do you expect from THE KIM JIWOONG

Zhang Hao would shamelessly jerk off at any thoughts of you that he has, even if it's you riding him or him eating you out, he'd just jerk off and moan your name till he cums but when he's with you, he's gonna be flirty a lot

Hanbin would feel bad that he has these thoughts but he can't help it but to jerk himself off to you, you were just too pretty for him not to want to fuck you, but whenever he sees you he still acts the same with you

Matthew would try to ignore those thoughts, telling himself it's wrong to think of you like that even tho he's desperate to touch himself to the thought of you, so he tries his best to push those thoughts but miserably fails whenever he sees you, I MEAN MAN FINDS YOU SO PRETTY AND HOT that he tries his best not to bend you over any surface and just fuck you right then and there

Taerae would unintentionally ignore you, trying to avoid you whenever he sees you because this boy is DESPERATE, whenever he sees you he tries not to get any thoughts but miserably fails, probably looks at your ass a lot and wonders how it would feel in his hands, but when you two have a talk on why he's been ignoring you, you only thought he didn't want to be friends anymore, but as he tried to explain you noticed how visibly hard he got and you smirked, and as he noticed you smirk he accidentally said "fuck...you make me so hard it's painful.." and you admitted that he makes you soaking wet, in the end? He pulled you in the bathroom, he got the best blowjob from you in a while meanwhile he ate you out like no one else did, probably had a few rounds where he's fucking you from behind as you both try to keep quiet

Ricky would be obvious but in a flirty way, yes he does jerk off to you but when he's with you? Man compliments you like he's seen you for the first time even tho you know he's flirting, he'd say "damn look at that ass, mind if I hold it for you?" and you'd just burst out laughing at his pick up line as you innocently sit on his lap, not realizing things would escalate to you soon being under him as he fucks you roughly, making you moan loudly when he finally cums inside of you

[lunicho]

Thoughts on massage therapist hubby yeonjun who sees you’re tense and agitated after a long day and just has to offer his services. He starts out super helpful but your little moans here and there have him removing your clothes one by one under the guise of wanting to “help”. In the end he just ends up fucking you just how u like it to take the stress away :) -🧚‍♀️

oh i have to answer this rn ik i haven't been on here answering asks much but!!! i actually went to massage school and although i didn't finish this is just.... yum..

thinking abt him having a love for deep tissue work bc he loves to see you ball your fists and whine and get all out of breath,, loves the way you sigh in such a relieved way when the pain subsides and all that's left is your body feeling so much more refreshed than before. loves helping his baby feel better,, anyways 😁

he'd start off slow and helpful, trying to set up the massage table as quietly as he can in the middle of your living room, just in case you have a headache. he'd slide the coffee table over near the massage table and he'd set up some oils and some candles, your favorite ones to be exact. he'd worked at his studio this day so everything was left out since he hadn't put it back quite yet. he's naturally a flirt so it's normal for him to grab your arm, trailing his hand down to yours, interlocking your fingers as he brings you over to the massage table, relaxing music playing from the tv. he'd have already asked you to change into something tight as it's always recommended for ease during clothed massages. sometimes he'll straight up ask you to get on his table naked but his intentions are truly pure at first with this one. you always look so good in your sports bra and leggings.

he'd start by warming up your body, gently loosening you up. his hands would move skillfully amongst your body. he'd quietly remind you to breathe, even guiding your breaths with his own when he hears that you're still a little tense from your day. his hands easily locate your areas of tension, swiftly getting rid of them. he'd start off on your back, the whimpers that fall from you going straight to his cock. he can't help it!! the curve of your ass looks so good in his favorite leggings and your little whines don't help much either :(

when he has you flip over you can't help but take notice of his bulge in his sweats, but you don't initiate anything. his hands would continue over your body, adding more oil into his hands so he can slick his hands over your arms and chest, his fingertips slightly dipping into your bra. you'd moan on purpose when he does this, knowing he won't be able to resist for long. he'd have you pull the band of your leggings down below your belly button as well, hands dipping into your waistband once again. he's losing it a bit this time, his hand hesitating to go further into your pants. he'd mutter to you about how you should remove your pants so he can put oil on your legs and really help you feel relaxed and ofc you agree!! but with your pants gone it's not long before he's rubbing you over your panties, one hand squeezing your breasts. he loves when you're laid out for him, you're like his own little anatomy chart.

he'd play with your pussy, the oil on his hands providing some slick for him to easily glide all over you. he'd move down your legs, continuing to massage you more in between. i could soo see him standing at the head of the table, fucking into your throat while he plays with your clit 😵‍💫😵‍💫. but just fucking your throat won't do,, he'd wanna fuck you on the table, moving down to the floor later on, getting onto the couch after that even!! he'll go as much as you want, as long as he can relieve your stress 😵‍💫

[sebsxphia]

i’m just thinking about that game that the other anon sent you and all i can imagine is one of the dagger squad has feelings for you and you have to do something promiscuous with one of the others and they get all possessive and grab you and tells everyone that you guys gotta go 😭😭😭

-🧚‍♀️

drinking games.

jake ‘hangman’ seresin x reader.

￫ description: jake’s the designated driver for the evening and watching as you play drinking games with the dagger squad. when you get dared to perform an act on bradley, everything should be fine, right?

￫ word count: 1.6K.

￫ c/w: alcohol, being drunk, sexual acts being performed, daddy kink, dumbification if you squint, swearing, kissing, neck biting and ass pinching.

￫ a/n: thank you so much my beloved anon for making this come to light! <3 this is part of my 3.5K celly here! my main masterlist can be found here! 💌

Mickey could barely contain his laughter as he read from the suggestive card, eyeing your intrigue from across the circle that was crowded in Bradley’s living room. “Oh God, okay, okay.” Mickey composed himself and took a swig of his sixth beer, everyone following closely behind with their own multitude of concoctions. Mickey breathed out a steady breath before revealing the gag. “Give a lap dance to the person on your left.”

Natasha clapped her hand over her mouth and let out a muffled scream at the realization that it was Bradley who you were giving the lap dance to. Bob slapped his hand on Mickey’s shoulder and howled out in laughter, his head being launched forward as he clutched at his sides. Bob was notorious for getting way more giggly and outlandish once he’d sunk a couple of beverages. It made sense why he didn’t drink the warm Summer evening they met at the Hard Deck all those years ago.

Rueben and Javy let out cheers and hollers in response at the proposed action, however Javy gave a fleeting glance over to Jake who was the only one not laughing. His hands were clasped tightly together with his jaw set firm and his eyebrows knitted together. He was the only one not drinking tonight, pulling the short straw and having to drive Javy, Rueben and you back home. From an outsiders perspective, it would look like Jake was exhausted with trying to keep up with seven Navy pilots who hadn’t been drunk in months.

At present, Javy was the only one privy to the arrangement you and Jake had had for the past three months. It was simply casual sex which turned into something more serious within the past two weeks.

You were yet to tell the Dagger squad, but you both agreed there was something about the sneaking around and the silent suspicion of it all that you both enjoyed. The fleeting glances you would share in the hanger, occasionally brushing hands when you were suiting up for training that day. It was sending a flying feeling through you both, eliciting a growing hunger and a need to take each other in the nearest storage room the moment you had any time to yourselves.

But at this moment in time, in Bradley’s living room, on the one night a month when you all got together and had a drink, you had to hide it more than ever. You played off Mickey’s proposed suggestion from the boozy card game and acted like giving Bradshaw a lap dance was just like any other flirty move you’d pulled before. There was nothing to it and there was certainly nothing to it to anyone else in the room right now.

Right?

The rouge on Bradley’s cheeks could only be noticed by Jake. The others had their senses inhabited and it drove Jake up the wall. Bradley took a swig of his beer and sat back in his arm chair, resting his board arms over the back with his thighs spread. Bradley wriggled his eyebrows at you playfully and smacked one of his thighs breifly. Jake let out a silent scoff at the motion and rolled his eyes under his hooded gaze.

“Come on, honey. Lay it on me!”

“He doesn’t bite!” Natasha encouraged from next to you, which caused Rueben to snort with laughter, everyone knowing of Bradley and Natasha’s fleeting hook up prior to Top Gun.

You barked out a laugh in respone to Bradley’s crude action and buried your face in your hands to hide the embarrassment that was slowly working it’s way up to the surface. You were happy to play along with everyone else, but you were reminded of Jake sat two people away from you.

You caught his eyes as you took a hefty swig of the cocktail Javy had very kindly made up for you. Javy wasn’t one to fuck around with measurements and you needed the dutch courage more than anything right now. The heavy gaze of Jake bore deep into you. It made your heart hammer against your rib cage violently and you felt something shift, deep down in your core. Did it turn you on to have Jake watch you do this?

That would be another thing to work through later.

Jake had shifted in his seat now. His two feet were planted firmly on the ground with his thighs spread slightly apart. His elbows were resting on his knees and his clasped hands were brought close to his face, presumably to hide the furious jealously that was coming closer to the surface. Jake nodded curtly as if to give you the signal and wordlessly, he warned you. “Go on. Do it.”

“Wait, wait!” Mickey clambered up from his seat and went to his phone that was currently in charge of the playlist. He switched it up to a song that made you feel like Bradley was about to pay for this lap dance.

A sea of ‘whoops’ and ‘hollers’ echoed across the Dagger squad at Mickey’s quite frankly, scandalous, song choice. Everyone was bubbling with excitement for the show you were about to put on, all expect for one person in particular. You knew Jake was going to punish you through to next year for this, but…

There was a flicker across his hardened gaze on you that suggested he wanted you to do this. He wanted to see you dance on Bradley as you held his eye contact instead. He wanted to watch you grind your ass in calculated circles on Bradley’s crotch, imagining it was him instead.

He wanted you to put on a show for him, and that’s exactly what you fucking did.

You saddled yourself onto Bradley for the duration of the song, moving your hips and ass in smooth motions that would have anyone drooling. Before you could even register it, the dance was over and Bradley gave you a very polite round of applause. Perhaps it was to hide his growing semi. The group were too drunk themselves to notice, but unfortunately Jake had already clocked on.

That was enough for Jake for Bradley to insinuate that he’d enjoyed it a little too much and it was the final straw. He watched you stumble back to your seat due to your legs giving in from the lap dance, but Jake used it as the perfect excuse for everyone that you’d had too much to drink. Before you could question what Jake was doing, you felt his big hand grab onto your arm, swinging his car keys in his other.

“Alright, sorry to cut this short but I think they need to go home guys.” A disappointed chorus of groans could be heard and you looked over at Jake. “I’ll take ‘em home. Catch you guys on Monday.” His tone was firm and it cut through any protests from the squad. His tightly knitted brows and set jaw made you clench around nothing. You knew that look on Jake and he was pissed. He wanted to leave with you in tow as quick as he could fly his damn plane.

You bid your goodbyes and let out a squeal of giggles when Jake tugged on your arm to hurry you along. You caught Natasha’s face just before you left Bradley’s living room and she raised her glass, screaming out after you, “get it!”

“Where ‘re they goin’?” Bob slurred to Natasha, adjusting his glasses on his face, finally registering you and Jake had left.

“Bone.”

Bob snorted in response to Natasha and clapped his hands together in celebration.

“Shots anyone?”

Bob’s voice echoing through the hallway was the last you heard before the front door to Bradley’s was shut behind you. Jake had cut you off completely. It left you alone with the big, bad, wolf. The night air hit your face in turn. It was still warm and a little muggy being Summer time. Jake’s grip lessened on your arm and you followed on behind to his truck parked up in Bradley’s drive.

“C’ ere.” Jake’s voice was gruff with the Southern drawl peeking through. Despite the warmth of the Summer air, it sent a chill down your spine and spread easily to your cunt. His large hands gripped onto your waist and spun you around to push your chest against his car door. Jake pressed his broad chest flush against your back and you felt his lips ghost over your neck, his breath tickling your flesh and making goosebumps rise in its wake. “What the fuck was that, sweets?” Jake’s voice was close to your ear and low.

You decided to toy with him a little and you pressed your ass back against his crotch. Testing the waters, you put on the most sickly sweet voice you could muster. “What was what?”

Jake let out a grunt from deep within his chest and pinned his hips into you, jolting you forward. He sunk his teeth into the soft flesh under your ear and nipped at you. “Don’t you dare play fuckin’ dumb with me.”

“I was just playin’ the game, lover boy.”

“Play-” Jake scoffed out a laugh and shook his head, keening his mouth against your neck to leave more crescent shapes on your skin with his teeth. He was unable to believe your audacity to play innocent right now. “Playin’ the game? No, no. You were doin’ more than that. I saw you, I watched every, single, move, of your hips, every touch of your hand.” One of Jake’s own hands left your waist and slinked it down in between you both to pinch at your ass harshly. “Who was that for, me or Bradley?”

The sensation of Jake pin pointing your sweet spots with small pinches of pain made you gasp. A wanton moan escaped your mouth in response to Jake’s fiery touch encapsulating your very being. You were simply incapable to hold them back anymore.

“You.”

“You, who?”

Jake pinched at you again and you succumbed to the Devil completely.

“You… Daddy.”

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[championleonsslut]

First of all, HELLO, welcome to Tumblr! :3 (Just in case you are new!)

And now, here comes my idea: Leon with a shy but VERY powerful S/O. Full team, the best of the best, destroyer of champions.

I just like the contrast between a cute and shy girly and the most menacing team you can imagine.

- Fairy Anon 🧚🏻‍♀️

Ooh this is a good one anon! I would have responded sooner, but I didn’t see this request at first, sorry! I also have been on Tumblr awhile, I just used to be a lurker.

Leon W/ a shy, but VERY powerful s/o.

G/n reader

At first, it was hard for Leon to even get to know you. After all, he was the champion, you were just a trainer. But you caught his eye. With how downright adorable you were, and your Pokemon.

Leon saw you battle once, and was immediately intrigued. He already thought you were psychically attractive, but this just added to it. You were a great trainer too!

So naturally, he got “lost” in the Wild Area and followed you around for a bit. But when he tried to talk to you, you yelped, and took off in the other direction. He felt a little hurt, but pushed it aside.

So you were shy, huh? Alrighty then. Leon has to do this the non-Leon way.

He followed you around the Wild Area again, but this time, was much more strategic. When you had set down camp, that’s when he “pounced.”

He made sure not to startle you, and carefully introduced himself. Once you guys got to chatting, he just developed more and more of a crush on you. Not like it wasn’t mutual, you’ve had a celebrity crush on him for years! And now he’s TALKING to you???

You exchanged numbers, and met up again many more times. Eventually, he even got to meet your Pokemon team when he challenged you to a battle!

A Togekiss, Garchomp, Melmetal, Jolteon, Lucario, and Milotic. You kicked his ass. This was kept a secret for a very long time, as he had to keep up the façade of unbeatable champion.

He was… very surprised, and so were you. But nonetheless, you happily parted ways after a little more flirting from him. He asked you out a few days later, of course you said yes.

You both decided to keep it secret for a bit, as the media would get right up in your grill. And you are shy. You would not like that. Leon would also not like that.

He comes to see you whenever you battle, and drool from the sidelines. You have a bit of a streak going by this point, some people saying you may as well be the next champion with how good you are.

You have many secret dates with him before you both finally decide to tell people. Leon lets it slip in an interview, and everyone goes B A N A N A S.

Now, you are a target for the press. They catch you sometimes after matches, but normally Leon is there to shoo them away when they get too nosy, or when you look like you’re about to have a panic attack. But when Leon isn’t there, it’s not as good.

You usually just (very politely) tell them to fuck off, and bolt away. Leon is so so proud of you whenever this happens. You are rewarded with many kisses.

Sometimes you do interviews together, and Leon can’t help but gush about you while you sit there blushing like you’re going to explode.

You end up becoming one of the best trainers in Galar, actually! Maybe even good enough to be a gym leader, if you’d like.

Of course, you keep kicking your boyfriend’s ass along the way, and he keeps trying to scheme ways to beat you.

[asterias-record-shop]

ok while we are here i know that bimbo spot is taken but i was just thinking of spencer reid dating a bimbo and i just died. like imagine nobody understanding how his perfect match seems to be the complete opposite of him, but she’s just so perfect for him. she’s like a breath of fresh air for him, worrying about things like her nails and the newest barbie makeup collab, and although people think there’s so substance to her she’s got a heart of gold under her amazingly fabulous good looks.

although she may not have all the knowledge spencer has for his work, she can see the toll it takes on him. she may not be able to help him work through the evidence or keep up in conversations with more intricate theories but she can always be an open ear while she tries to relax him with cuddles, a fuzzy blanket, and a rom-com or letting him vent while she paints his nails to match her own.

and when that isn’t enough she’s more than happy to let spencer find another type of relief. letting him fuck her pretty glossy lips like the perfect doll she is. she’s so eager to please him as well, loving to hear his praises of how good she’s doing for him, “such a smart girl for me, really know how to work that pretty little mouth for daddy”

outside of showering spencer with affection ALWAYS she buys him plenty of gifts as well. spencer got very used to coming home to see shopping bags by the door various times a week; he’s gotten into the habit of bringing them over to the living room so she can give him a proper haul. each time there will be at least one item in there for him. something small like maybe he mentioned he was low on body wash and she found one at target she just knew he’d smell amazing with or a cute sweater she saw that just screamed spencer!!!

and it goes the other way as well, spencer never expected to be so knowledgeable in makeup but he made it a point to know all he could about his princess. before they moved in together, he wanted to be able to buy her her favorite products so she had a set at his place for her so she wouldn’t have to worry about bringing them over. he also quickly learned that a cute lil pout would always win him over which is how he found himself getting his eyebrows tweezed, facials at least once a week, and if she added some puppy dog eyes he would definitely end up with a full face of makeup.

but anything his princess wanted, she’d have because he is utterly obsessed and in love with his hyperfemme bimbo girlfriend <3333

i can keep going forever and im so sorry this was so long but i’m like AHHHHHH 🧚‍♀️🧚‍♀️

OKAY SO I WAS GOING TO WRITE SOMETHING TO GO ALONG WITH THIS BUT TINK JUST MADE IT PERFECTLY. I NEED EVERYONE TO SEE WHAT THEY DID, MUCH LOVE!

[jaylaxies]

just want jake's balls deep in me while i suck off hee rn im tired of being this horny 😮‍💨 btw can i be the 🧚‍♀️ anon?

jake fucking you from behind while heeseung fucks your mouth, calling you a pretty slut for them both as jake also spanks your ass, making you moan around hee’s cock, sending vibrations up his cock, which would make him grab your hair and thrust into your mouth as you gag around him and clench around jake, both of them groaning as you cry out of pleasure 🙏

[jupitercomet]

me too!! the ocean scares the fuck out of me but i love it.

and yes!! my brother is older, so we would always just be at different spots so it was hard sometimes to connect with him.

ugh, a bob blurb would be swell, only if you wanna😭 i just need him to be that bestie who’s secretly in love with me and come swoop in and love tf out of me😭😭😭

-🧚‍♀️

please enjoy my friends-to-lovers agenda of me subtly convincing everyone that Bob knows how to fight because I can feel it in my bones (also it's set in the curveball universe (not canon tho) because I felt like it)

You were born 1 year and 3 months after your brother. And that relatively short amount of time made your life a living hell.

Okay, perhaps that was an exaggeration, but with the way your brother and his friends treated you, you would think that that 1 year and 3 months were actually 1 decade. For the most part, it wasn’t too bad. You were close with all the guys, practically a little sister to them too, and Jamie never seemed to mind that you tagged along. But the moment anything that remotely reminded them you weren’t actually that much younger than them came up, you were reminded again just how much you hated that 1 year and 3 months.

“Hangman, would you stop? He was just being nice.” The blond had his hand snug around your wrist, dragging you into your family home.

“Nope,” his grip tightened as you tried again to pull away. “Tell your brother what happened.”

Your sudden entrance had drawn the attention of the rest of the guys sitting in your living room and you wished more than anything that you could melt into the floor. Bradley dropped his controller into his lap, an expectant look on his face as he waited for you to explain yourself. Actually, all the guys were waiting for you to explain yourself.

“Nothing happened!” You let out a frustrated cry. “I just went to Starbucks.”

Not a single one of them believed you and you rolled your eyes because you knew that nothing you could say would make them believe you. Truthfully, nothing had happened, but Jake had blown everything out of proportion and now you had to deal with an entire baseball team of overprotective shitheads.

“Yeah, you went to Starbucks and flirted with the barista,” Jake countered. “He left his number on your cup!” 

As soon as the words left his lips, Bradley had snatched the drink out of your hands, brows furrowing as he read the 10 numbers scrawled in black sharpie. You glared at Jake, another huff leaving your lips as you realized you would probably not get your drink back. The other guys quickly crowded around your brother, aside from Reuben who found the whole thing amusing. And Bob, who was more focused on you than the number on your cup it seemed. You locked eyes briefly, before your gaze fell to the floor. Yeah, this was embarrassing.

The thing with Bob was that your relationship had always been different than with the other guys. He had never really treated you like a little sister, or at least you hoped he didn’t. The summer before, he’d made a habit of hanging out with you, taking you to your favorite places, making sure you were having fun. It was no surprise that you ended up developing a crush on the guy. 

“Who does he even think he is?” You realized now that your drink had made its way to Mickey. “Trying to pull that shit on Baby Chick like that.”

And there it was. That nickname you absolutely loathed. It had started when Bradley first joined the team, earning the name Rooster for himself. It had been Jake that figured that since Bradley was Rooster, that would make you a baby rooster. And thus Baby Chick. At first you didn’t really mind it, but then the whole team started calling you Baby Chick. And how could Bob possibly like you if they all saw you as a baby?

“You guys do know I’m a year younger than you, right?” You snapped at them. “Like, I’m not actually a little kid anymore.”

You were ignored by the group, the guys talking quietly amongst themselves like you weren’t standing right there. With another roll of your eyes, you sat down. You loved those boys, you really did, but sometimes you really wanted to smack them. This was one of those times.

“Who looks the most like a boyfriend out of all of us?” Jake looked around the room suddenly. “Bob, you’re single right’?”

Bob gave his friend a weird look. “Yeah…”

Jake’s eyes lit up and it hit you all at once what exactly he was planning. “No, absolutely not. You’re not making Bob my babysitter.”

“It’s either him or me, Baby Chick.” And with the rest of the guys staring at you, you knew no matter how hard you tried you weren’t going to win this.

With another scoff, you flipped them off. Bob sent you an apologetic smile and you realized you now had an even bigger problem. Somehow hiding your massive crush from him. 

The next morning, you set your alarm an hour early, throwing on an old hoodie of Bradley’s and not even bothering to get more ready than that. Your plan was to sneak out before any of the guys woke up and be back, drink in hand, before any of them could follow you. Your face fell when you saw Bob waiting for you at the door.

“Yeah, sorry,” he smiled sheepishly at your reaction. “Your brother woke me up at 5:30.”

You sent a glare back up the stairs, knowing that’s where Bradley was sleeping peacefully. “I’m gonna kill him.”

Bob just laughed, holding the door open for you as you both exited the house. The walk wasn’t too bad, you’d always liked talking to Bob and it was nice to hangout with him without the rest of your friends. And if you just happened to brush hands when you walked, it wasn’t like any of them were there to call you out on it. Soon enough, the coffee shop came into view and, again, Bob held the door open for you. Almost instantly, you could tell that he was looking for the barista that had flirted with you. Luckily for you, barista boy did not seem to be working that morning.

“Alright Baby Chick, what are you getting?”

You cringed at his words. “Please don’t call me that.”

“Oh, I—” He rubbed the back of his neck awkwardly. “I thought that— Because all the guys do—”

“Yeah, but I don’t want you to.” You missed the way his face fell as you looked down in defeat. There was a moment of silence before you spoke again. “I’m not a baby, you know.”

“I know.”

You looked up at him with a sad smile on your face. “Do you, Bob?”

His expression matched yours for a second, before he turned his head forward and kept his gaze on the large menu. “Trust me, I know.”

“I like your sister.”

Bradley’s jaw tightened as he screwed the cap back onto his water bottle, his words coming out as almost a warning. “Yeah, we all do.”

“Rooster,” Bob tried again, holding eye contact with the other baseball player. “I like your sister.” 

Bradley’s water bottle crinkled slightly under his grip, but he didn’t say anything.

“Look, you—” Bob wet his lips nervously. “She’s a year younger than you, Rooster. One of these days you guys are gonna have to learn how to protect her without treating her like a little kid.”

“Have you—” Bradley looked up at him for the first time since his confession. “Have you done anything about…” He cut himself off.

“No, I don’t even know if she’s interested in that,” Bob shrugged halfheartedly. “I just thought that, I don’t know, you deserved to know.”

“So does she.”

Bob’s head whipped around at his friend’s words, almost convinced he hadn’t heard him properly. But Bradley was looking at him, an accepting smile on his lips, and Bob realized that he hadn’t misheard him at all.

“You’re right,” Bradley told him simply. “She’s not a baby anymore and, if it had to be anyone, I don’t hate the idea of it being you.”

The weight in Bob’s shoulders relaxed. He knew that, if you did actually like him, it wouldn’t have mattered what your brother thought and you would be with him anyway. That was one of the things he liked about you in the first place. But avoiding an uppercut to the jaw from his teammate did make him feel better about the whole thing.

“You hurt her and you’re dead, Floyd. And you know I mean that.”

He laughed, the dynamics of their friendship easily falling back into place. “Yeah Bradshaw, I know.”

You knocked lightly on Bob’s slightly ajar door, smiling when he turned to look at you.

“I want more coffee, c’mon.”

He chuckled, getting up from his desk and met you at the door. “You’re addicted, you know that?”

You knew that, if you wanted to, you probably could have gone by yourself. It was one of the few days that the guys were all doing their own thing and usually those days came without them helicoptering you. But coffee runs with Bob had become something that you actually looked forward to. You liked talking with him and walking with him. You especially liked when you got him to laugh. He laughed a lot when he was with you.

The walk was quieter than it usually was, Bob had yet to speak to you and was clearly lost in thought. You’d tried to get a few things out of him, but the most you got was a small hum of agreement. Finally you stopped, planting your feet on the pavement and reaching out for his wrist.

“Okay, what’s up with you? Is something wrong?”

Bob bit the inside of his cheek, looking anywhere but you and you were on the verge of dropping the subject before he finally spoke.

“Would you have gone out with that guy? If your brother hadn’t stolen his number, I mean.”

“No, I—” Your mouth closed, Bob’s question confusing you with its suddenness. “No.”

“Really?” Bob's gaze had fallen to the floor and you really just wished he would look at you.

“Yeah,” you shrugged. “I don’t even know him.”

In a sudden surge of confidence you added.

“I prefer guys with glasses anyway.”

Bob’s head snapped up, the mumbling of “You Bradshaws are going to break my neck” leaving his lips. Before you could ask him what he meant by that, his hand was cupping your check, cutting off your train of thought. You rose slightly on your toes, waiting for his face to come closer.

“I really want to kiss you,” he breathed, forehead resting against yours. “Is that okay?”

And standing in the middle of the sidewalk, on a Friday afternoon, a block away from your favorite Starbucks, you nodded your head. Because it was more than okay, with Bob it had always been more than okay. Once he’d registered your nod, his lips were on yours, his other hand falling fittingly onto your waist. 

“Look, my brother’s obviously going to fight you,” you pulled away, breathlessly. “And I know you could probably beat the shit out of him. So please go easy on him for me.”

You could hardly get the words out, each sentence interrupted by another peck to his lips. Bob smiled against your mouth, grounding two hands on your hips as he laughed.

“As much as I’m sure he’d love to hear that,” Bob joked, thumbs rubbing circles on the waistband of your leggings. “I talked to him and he’s okay with it.”

You gave him a skeptical look. “He’s okay with it?”

“Would you actually care if he wasn’t?” Bob matched your look and suddenly your face was breaking out into a grin.

“Nope.” You slid your hand into his, turning back to start walking again. Bob smiled softly at the way you were swinging your interlocked hands, the look on your face being one he really hoped he committed to memory.

You dropped his hand suddenly. “Does this mean you’ll buy my coffees now?”

Bob laughed, pressing a quick kiss to your temple. “Whatever you'd like, chickadee.”

And you decided you liked “chickadee” a lot more than Baby Chick.

[webslingingslasher]

random thought. i just think that peter would be the type to always like ur ig stories whether it's a shitpost or not 🥹😭 i believe he is really cute like he'd always try to keep up with your interests and whatever makes u happy.. dogs memes and etc idk just the thought of it makes my heart melt :’) i need someone like him. -🧚🏼‍♀️

have y’all seen the scene of abbott elementary where gregory tells janine he watched something she talked about and was like “you should watch it” in passing and she goes,

“you actually watched it?”

and he says

“yeah. i take all your recommendations seriously, i want to know why you like stuff.”

and THATS peter.

[poppy-metal]

hey poppy! it’s the anon that keeps sending pixie!reader x eddie thoughts, here with the aforementioned horny thoughts!

(cw for extreme size difference, a whole lotta grinding, and a vibrator)

so, I read your blurb about pixie!reader helping vampire!eddie jack off, and that got me thinking: how would eddie help his pixie when they’re horny? and that led me to the following ideas:

eddie letting pixie ride one of his fingers while he makes notes for an upcoming d&d session (bonus points if halfway through eddie gets so distracted and horny that he picks them up by the wings and grinds the pad of his finger against them until they’re overstimulated).

eddie teaching pixie how to touch themself (with the help of his collection of dirty magazines and movies).

eddie having pixie sit on his face (in reality it’s more like pixie straddling his tongue and holding onto his nose for dear life while he messily attempts to eat them out).

eddie saving up money from his deals to buy a bullet vibrator for pixie. the first time uses it on them, he turns it to the lowest setting and within ten seconds pixie cums so hard they almost pass out.

i can't go on.

[sea-lanterns]

okay but furina's rizz worked so i see no issue on it :) she asked nicely, "please" is nice, good rizz LKJGFSASDFGHJ - 🧚‍♀️

Furina on her hands and knees as she begs the Empress to go out on a date with her. Even though she’s an archon who could (hypothetically speaking) get whoever she wants, she can’t help but be a pathetic girlfailure and beg for you to go out with her while kissing your hand (╥ ᴗ ╥)

Even worse, Neuvilette helped her prep for the Empress’ arrival and helped plan what to say when you finally visit Fontaine. But Furina just forgets all of that the moment she sees you, and starts going straight into begging for your hand in courtship. Neuvilette is definitely facepalming in the background when he sees this…

[onsunnyside]

sonny omg I love bimbo!reader!!! Imagine bimbo reader flaunting around in a tiny little low rise mini skirt, crop top with no bra and heels. Oblivious to the fact that her cute lacy thong keeps showing itself nestled inbetween her plump cheeks and how her pert nipples peak through her shirt. She keeps bending over in front of Curtis’ friends (other c.e. characters 👀) and moving around making her perky tits bounce with each move. a teasing little pout on her glossy plump lips and they can’t help but praise her for being such a ditz and giving them a cute little show. they even tease Curtis about taking her for a spin (if yk what I mean 😉) for being such a perfect cocktease. The tease that a girl like her is meant to be the most perfect sex toy.

“Pretty lil’ airheads like that need a cock to worship to fill up the empty space in that ditzy head of hers”

“Cute dummies like her are meant to either be bent over or laid back with those pretty legs spread wide, ready to take whatever’s given to her”

“I’d say I wanna fuck her stupid, but she already is. I wanna see how dumb she can get when she gets a cock in that cute little cunt of hers”

“Lips like that are meant to be wrapped around a cock, leaving it all shiny with her spit and the sparkles from her lipgloss”

“That perfect ass is meant to be fucked open and left gaping”

btw can i be the 🧚🏻‍♀️ anon??

oh my (hehe and yes you may !!)

the guys and all their teasing bc you’re so damn pretty and cute, all ditzy and oblivious to your bf’s friends staring at your ass. Curtis has learned to pull down the back of your skirt whenever you bend down to keep his pervy friends from drooling over your body. He even tries to mark you up extra lovingly rough one time to just get them to back off—but that only fuelled their teasing bc: “oh sweetheart, we didn’t know you liked it rough.”

“Rough?” You ask cluelessly, oblivious to the marks covering your neck, chest and upper thighs. You woke up late and barely had time to get dressed before class—you just threw on one of Curtis’ flannels over your slip dress you slept in. It was trendy now anyway! And you felt cute!

As for those last bits.. Curtis loves dumbing you down on his cock: “fuckin’ drooling all over yourself—you fucked stupid already, baby? Ah never mind, you’re already dumb, huh? Just daddy’s little dummy, taking cock like you’re made for it.”

[lunicho]

I’m so happy you’re taking asks for zb1 now!!!! Cos hanbin is someone I’m insane over. Look he looks so sweet but you know how people talk about duality? I really see that in him when he performs it’s like his face completely changes!!! So hanbin is doing something that requires a lot of focus maybe teaching u a dance or something and u on the other hand just can’t focus because he looks so fine how could you??? And I feel like he would just snap and rail u! I don’t think he’s the hardest dom ever but I defo think he’s up there and would make me his pretty little sl*t 🤭-🧚‍♀️

oh so true!! he definitely keeps it together during practice but he'd tease u by showing off a bit more,, he'd lift his shirt up a lot to wipe his sweat or he'd pull down the collar of his shirt to show u the tattoo you'd seen a million times (you've literally seen him naked),, "wanna see my tattoo??" and he'd grab ur hand and move it up to his collarbone,, he'd smile at u knowingly when u hesitate and when u touch him gently and then he'd move on like nothing happened,, god u hate when he teases u but u live for it at the same time.. he'd even go as far as to lean in to kiss you but he'd pull away before your lips could touch and he'd laugh a little when you fuss about it,, he won't give in until he's ready. he'd keep on being cheery, smiling at you through the mirror, trying to get u to focus.

he'd act like nothing happened on the drive home, like he didn't notice u rubbing ur thighs together,, even though his hand was on ur thigh, his fingertips dangerously close to ur warmth. when he gets u back home he'd wait until you're begging for him,, until u finally give in and when u do he'd pull u close, having u sit on his lap,, he'd tell u how cute u looked getting all needy for him. "wanted me so bad earlier at practice didn't you?" and he'd chuckle at the speed your head nods he would dote on u sm, he'd find u the cutest like this. he's not normally affected by your slightly bratty behavior or when you try to rile him up but it's something about today,, maybe it was the dumb look in your eyes as your finger tips traced his collarbone,, or maybe it was the way your hands shook but he wanted you to cry on his cock.

he'd waste no time in laying you down on the edge of the bed and pulling ur pants down,, he wouldn't even take ur underwear off and he'd leave your oversized shirt on and he'd push into u so slowly, making sure u feel every inch of ur cock. the first whine that leaves ur lips is always the one that gets to him most. he'd start off slow but the sharpness of his hips snapping back against you has your hands grabbing at the sheets. he'd have his hands on either side of ur body,, he'd kiss u, swallowing your moans in the process. he'd get u to cum before he finishes,, it's almost always like that but it's just the way he likes it. after u cum the first time he'd take u to the shower and fuck u again there, he loves to press u against the shower wall,, kissing and nibbling down the back of ur shoulder,,

[sserasin]

sakura saying "i like to kiss everybody"..... ooo kkura you want to make out with me so bad!!!! i need her back to the girl kisser acting gigs. — 🧚🏻‍♀️

best thing to ever happen to me tbh i need it desperately

[championleonsslut]

After so much naughty stuff, what about some fluff?

Leon waiting for Reader to arrive to a date when he gets a text from her.

Oh no, Reader is sick and can't go! :'( What will our beautiful champion do now?

- Fairy Anon 🧚🏻‍♀️

This is so cute! FAIRY ANON STRIKES AGAIN

“We can make ends meet.”

Reader is female, & dating Leon, like 90% fluff

Leon was finishing up preparing for the date you both had in about an hour, when his phone buzzed. Of course it caught his attention, so he rapidly checked it.

Sorry babe, can’t make it to our date tonight. I’m really sick ❤️

Ah. Well that is a predicament, isn’t it?

But Leon wants to see you so badly! He wants to hold you and kiss you… And he feels bad that you don’t feel very well.

So Leon, being Leon, takes matters into his own hands.

He does have a key to your apartment after all…

You were startled by the sound of your front door opening from under your tomb of blankets. Was someone breaking in? Had one of your Pokemon escaped?

When you heard footsteps, and turned towards the door, your boyfriend stood against the doorframe.

“Leon? What’re you doing here?” You sniffled.

He motioned to you with one hand, “I came to see you, love. I’m sorry you don’t feel well.”

You shrugged, “Not your fault.”

He clicked his teeth, “Can I… Stay with you and keep you company? I just… I don’t want to be away from you, especially when you don’t feel well.”

You thought it over, a warm, needy, loving Leon might be wonderful at this time.

You nodded, and he rapidly snuggled up against you in the bed.

He kissed your cheek, “You know I love you, right?”

You nodded, “Of course.”

He gazed up at you, “Did you eat anything? It’s getting late.”

You shook your head.

He smiled, “Want me to make you something? Soup, maybe?”

You pecked him on the nose “That’d be great.”

[kaionyx]

hii !! i just found ur blog earlier and can't stop scrolling through for the past couple of hours. and um.. i'm soaked within the first 15 mins ^°^ i just wanna say ur so charming and handsome >///< may i pleasee be your 🧚🏻‍♀️ anon? hope you have a great day!!♡

That’s sweet darling, getting yourself all excited and ready for anyone to come and use. My big words must be so hard for your dumb pup brain to understand when you’re humping your cunt sore from craving my cock, how cute.

Thanks for the compliments though, and welcome to the anon family sweetheart. <3