#'BIRDBATH' omg

[isa-ghost]

Any specifically avian related qphil headcanons? I love that Phil being a bit more birdy is canon in the qsmp but whenever we get lore about it its angst

/I don't know why I'm asking if you have any, I know you got them /

*cupping my hands together and holding them out*

/give em here/

/pretty pleasee/

Oh fuck yeah man. I have an angel OC based off Phil, I've got PLENTY of avian headcanons >:)

Previous Headcanon Sets (x8)

MORE: Avian Edition

I've stated it in a prev set I think, but if you put this man in water his wings will sometimes involuntarily flap like he's in a birdbath. It's somewhat of a stim, bird brain just goes "you gotta."

I've also stated before that when he's stressed, his wings will flap kinda like the way someone might nervously shake out their hands.

Another restate, sometimes his laughs and startled yelps sound almost like squawks. Also his hiccups. It's very rare, but whenever it happens, he gets teased for it. Especially by Etoiles.

Another restate, sometimes his echolalia is his bird brain mimicking a sound he heard if it scratches an itch.

Yknow what just skim the previous headcanon sets I linked bc I talk so much about his wings & what he does with them & how he communicates using them. All those apply here.

Obligatory mirror and windows struggles mention.

Obligatory molting & preening struggles when stressed mention.

We've all seen the way he perches above everyone. It's probably his most prominent/noticeable avian trait.

Apparently camomile calms birds down. If this fool liked hot drinks, he'd have another way to settle his anxiety.

His obsession with noodles got him accused by Tubbo of enjoying them bc bird brain likes worms. He was NOT pleased. Almost gagged.

As long as you're careful around his wings, he LOVES back rubs. (It's bc the dumbass mf slept in that damn chair too much so now his back riots)

DO NOT THE WINGS. Petting them is one thing, he loves when Lullah hugs them, he thinks it's cute. But omg do not dig your fingers into his feathers. They're very sensitive. And that could mean tickling OR pain.

However if you gently do it, his wings will spread a little and his feathers poof up, which is kinda funny. It's like how if you touch a cat's foot the right way, their toes will spread out to present The Beans(tm). Blessed.

He likes to gift his shedded feathers to people he trusts. Chayanne, Lullah & Missa each have one. Although he's extremely close with Etoiles and Fit, he feels too awkward to give one to them yet. Feels a little too intimate.

Gift giving in general is a HUGE part of his love language though. Crow brain must give shiny things to people he loves yesyes.

Bird zoomies!! Wings poof up, he starts hopping all over the place like a big dork. He'd fly all over too, if he could.

Bobs his head to music. Those videos of pet birds dancing? That's Phil babey!!

Another one of his fave bits is pretending to understand and have a full-on conversation with birds. Loves pretending to gossip with them right in front of the person he & the bird(s) are "gossiping" about. However the crows he DOES understand & gossip with.

When he can fly, he's an expert at dive-bombing targets like a bird of prey. It's TERRIFYING. And very attractive depending on who you are (*cough* Missa *cough*)

Lullah once tried to test if throwing a blanket over his head would make him fall asleep like how if you put a blanket over a bird's cage they'll think it's night time and go to bed. It didn't work. He was very confused.

Birds whenever they're happy to see you will stretch their wings out like "Hello yes!" Phil do happy wing stretches when he see the kids :D

His hearing and eyesight are fucking amazing. The only reason he's able to be snuck up on is bc he hyperfocuses on things or the things that sneak up on him are super fast.

Rare Isa Fluffy Headcanon: He make blanket nests.

When stressed or overwhelmed, he'll wrap his wings around himself or raise them to shield his head. He doesn't do this so much after his wings were clipped & injured. They hurt too much.

100% will spread his wings all the way out (when they aren't hurting a lot) to look more threatening towards enemies. They almost autopilot do it when he's angry, but if they hurt too much they'll stop. He's pissed they don't look as threatening after The Federation clipped his wings

[grimeclown]

Happy birdbath I really like bonk :)

OMG HIIIIIIIIII!!! OH this is so cute look at herrrr i love this!!! thank you!!!!!

[morayray]

Ummm.. if I may request.... Crowley but he actually washed his hair. Like, his hair usually looks slicked down and oily but BAM! OMG, yay, he took a shower for the first time in months and now his hair's kinda fluffier now! :D

If you can't or don't want to, that's fine. I know it's hard to visualize.. Love you! Thanks for being such an amazing person and artist!!!

the headmaster’s hair is no longer stinky after a small dip in the birdbath

also you’re so sweet and polite omg

[pbjamas]

So like, as a ship. Is Hawks/Wash called bird bath? soapyfeathers? WashingBird, WingWash, or in Huwumi style. (If you noticed, its literally just mashing 'Hawks and 'Fuyumi' in every other later.) Hawsh, Hawashu.

i like birdbath. it’s very clever and a little bit crack-y.

aside from that, I’m liking the look of Hawashu. Also, I’m thinking....

Wawks

[anonymous-astronaut]

Lol now I feel the urge to go through all your tumblr and mass like everything on your blog cuz yes and plus it sounds like it would make you happy. And your blog is awesome anyhow so 😌🕊🛁

Omg this is the nicest thing ever thank you 🥹

Me at the window as you frolic in the birdbath and eat the seeds I threw around my yard

[geminidragonjasminealexandra]

Omg you are basically a Karen just like your mom

Uuuuuuh... is this cause you come to my asks and I laugh at you? Did I hurt your feelings? Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawe... come on, don't be shy. Btw My mom doesn't speak English and never likes to stir trouble and a humble lady who loves to play with the little birds that come by the birdbath... Hate to not to disappoint you, but she's Latina. She is a lovely woman. Came to this country & worked hard so assholes like me can be sassy to your face 🤣 😂 😆 😹 🤣...

But seriously... aaaaaaaaawe.

By the way, play a game on Alexa... just say "Alexa, open Akinator." & think of Amber Heard. You will not regret it. It's hilarious and also mean? Oh Alexa, that sassy wench... she knows how to give a good jab.

Anywaaaaay... you keep being you. Cause that is the best you, you can be. Never change, cause why bother at this point? Right? You're stuck anyway.

[anlian-aishang]

22 and 28 and 34!!!

Hi, Valk!!! :D Thank you so much for the asks, sweetie-pie! I had a lot of fun doing them 🥰

22. Do you have a collection of cool rocks?

Do seashells count? :D How about sand? XD Pinecones? 

I always try to take a litttttle bit of sand or just a few of the best seashells from beaches I vacation to. Also, I once unknowingly smuggled pinecones into the states from China. Oops!

28. An unusual song that’s your favorite?

Omg I feel like I have wayyyy too many to say just one. (I am that crazy person who has just one big unorganized Spotify playlist.)

Tightrope - Tetsu

No Limit - 2 Unlimited

Vodovorot - XS Project

Little Apple - Chopstick Brothers

Rasputin - Boney M.

Birdbath - Flowery

Rainin’ Fellas - Todrick Hall

Deep End - Foushee

Death Bed - Powfu

Ifuudoudou - Umetora

Red Sun In The Sky - Fortune

What’s Up, People?! - Maximum the Hormone

34. When you hear “peace ” what do you think of?

THE TWO-FINGER THING I INSTINCTIVELY FLASH WHENEVER SOMEONE TAKES A PHOTO OF ME ✌

More deeply, I think of being somewhere warm and sunny, near the water. There are no obligations, nothing on my mind, my boyfriend is playing video games, and the only thing on the schedule is to tune in to baseball radio later. 

Ask me anything! Here are some ideas ~

[flightofaqrow]

twin disasters at beacon (part 1/?) aka. it’s not incest, we're just feral and traumatized

Ravens are free to take this, mix and match, or leave it, but i need to get some of it out of my head. Raven and qrow were absolutely out of their element and differently-socialized and it showed. it made a lot of people uncomfortable. eventually, they grew closer to the norm and made better reputations for themselves, but for awhile it was... “interesting.”

they seemed to have their own language which they clearly used to communicate what they didn’t want others to hear. like, even more than twins usually did. body language, hand signals, bird sounds. most people assumed they were talking shit right in front of their face. most of the time they were right.

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horrible, horrible table manners. what is etiquette. what is chewing with your mouth closed. what is doing anything but hoovering food before someone takes it from your plate. Raven had more grace than qrow, but still didn’t always know what utensils to use. qrow still doesn’t use utensils if he doesn’t have to.

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beds??? they’re amazed. their teammates are astounded how these two go from spiteful forces of nature against the rest of the school, to cuddly blanket burritos who overindulge in the soft, cushiony, warmth omg who are they and what did they do with the brutal branwen twins? and yet, qrow still prefers sleeping on the floor or outside in the grass sometimes?? (he doesn’t want to break the beds or stuff in the room)

-- Raven crawls into bed with qrow, like, actually kind of often. sometimes qrow wakes up in the middle of the night and crawls in with her. what’s up with that. let alone the noises that follow... (Raven suppresses her stress and feelings until they come out in really pathetic nervous breakdowns/nightmares and qrow comforts her.)

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showers??? also amazed. Tai looses his mind a little bit when qrow jumps into the dorm room shower for the first time and “Raven, get in here, now!!!” and she strips and jumps in with him without hesitation and they both sound like they’re way too excited in there... (warm waterfall coming from the ceiling??? of course they’re excited! upgraded birdbath!!!!)

-- eventually their team and many in the school realize they’re just unusually comfortable with nudity in general. what is modesty. this is still weird.

--- the twins: wait, you mean some people bathe every day?

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clothes. why do they only have their school uniform and one nice outfit and some assorted raggy things that they share?

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they wander off together on their own, like, all the time. (they’re scouting the area, they like to explore together.)

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absolutely no fear of some of the dangerous or social-interactive things most other people are intimidated by. complete fear and suspicion of things like... a toaster. 

--- what the fuck was that? twins dumbfounded by modern ‘advances’ such as toilets flushing, HVAC running, refrigerators turning on a cooling cycle. why do all the walls make noise, are there cicadas in there??

----- their first instinct is to draw their weapons and form up back-to-back or jump into each other’s arms. sometimes this is an appropriate response, but often it’s definitely not.

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Raven sometimes seems a little too protective of her brother. he seems a little too forgiving of her. generally, it’s just unsettling how abrasive they are to everyone else, but how attached they are to each other. 

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did he/she really just say that in class?? did the other one just argue with the professor to defend that??

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they have secrets, they obviously have secrets. people speculate. they neither confirm nor deny any of it. ask them straight out and you just get an eyebrow raise or a dirty look.

[thecrimsondandelion]

I am in love with your headcanons, and I love them every time you post a new one!!

Referring to your most recent about Went and Maggie basically adopting the Losers, what do you think how they would be with Stan?

I imagine that Maggie would join him in his bird watching expedition, maybe Went would join them if he had the time aside from working on his car. They probably had met Patty as well, maybe even teased Stan a little.

@stan-the-cinnamon-roll-uris wrote this in the tags (which, please, i am always happy for people to add stuff to things i write!!)

but she would absolutely chill out in the garden and listen to Stan talk about birds, they install a birdbath/birdhouse into the garden so that more will come visit. if it’s summer she’ll make lemonade, if it’s winter she’ll make hot chocolate

(during the 27 years, they do that in their new home but don’t really know why. They’ll sit outside in the summer and they’ll know the names of some birds and not really know where they learned the information from)

They’ve known Stan since he and Richie were in diapers, so when they remember the Losers, they’re eager to meet Patty, and see how Stan is. Maggie would dote over how handsome he got, how proud she is of all of them, but like seeing Stan who was a shy little kid, so genuinely happy and in love?? it warms her heart

and omg yes, she does knit them sweaters 🥺

they both have all the Losers numbers, Maggie and Went will send pictures of birds to Stan!!!!!

i might talk about no-pennywise AU with their relationships with the Losers later

[purplesurveys]

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ACH

Do you listen to anything by Bach? I’ve probably encountered some of his material since I like looking for classical musical playlists to listen to on Spotify, but I’m nowhere near being a devoted fan or anything like that.

ASH

Do you like ash trees? I’m not attached to any kind of tree, really – but I know I have nothing against this kind, haha.

Do you have the ashes of a family member or a pet? No. The only ashes I’ve gotten to encounter are my grandpa’s, but we’ve since placed them in our local ossuary so that he can rest in peace.

How often do you feel like you want to bash your head against a wall? Before September, quite seldom. But with this month being so turbulent, chaotic, and nothing like I expected it to be, seldom has turned into every day.

Has anyone ever thrown you a big birthday bash? Sure. I had a big party when I was 7 and I also had a nice slew of celebrations when I turned 18. But if you mean a surprise birthday bash then no, no one has thrown one for me.

Do you know anyone who is brash? I do, but fortunately I haven’t had to work with her for a while now. I certainly often felt annoyed when I used to have to.

Do you typically carry cash or a credit/debit card? OMG Y’ALL I finally opened my own bank account last Friday I’ve never felt so grown-up until now haha. My dad helped me set up my first card, which is a debit card. :)

Have you ever crashed someone else’s party before? No, that sounds so annoying omg. I’d never want to be known as a gatecrasher. I know I’d be pissed if someone showed up to any of my parties uninvited.

Have you ever been involved in a car crash? Yes but fortunately they’ve all been super mild ones. One of my biggest fears is getting involved in a car crash where things would be out of my control and becoming seriously injured, like if a drunk driver crashed into me or if a 12-wheeler loses its brakes and slams into my car or something. I think I’d live in resentment for the rest of my life if that sort of thing happened to me and still ended up alive.

Do you use Door Dash? I didn’t know what this is so I had to look it up, and even though we don’t have Door Dash we do have several apps that do exactly the same services.

How often do you use a dash in your writing? I like using them in more casual contexts like survey entries, personal essays, feature articles, etc. I avoid dashes in academic writing since dashes are not really the most formal of punctuation marks.

Last place you made a mad dash to? The car repair shop that my dad asked me to meet him at because his situation was a little urgent at the time.

Do you make it a habit to flash people? Oh wow, no I don’t. That’s one of the last things anyone can expect from me. I like wearing revealing or skin-tight articles of clothing, but that doesn’t mean I like giving absolutely everything away lol

Do you prefer flash or no flash on a camera? No flash, always. I hate the effect that flash does and I never go for it, unless I’m in an area where lighting is poor.

Is the Flash one of your favorite superheroes? No. I’m not very big on superheroes to begin with.

Do you use the phrase “I’ll be back in a flash”? Not really. I find myself using “I’ll be super quick” more, or using ‘jiffy’ instead of flash.

Have you ever had a gash in your head before? Anywhere else on your body? I sported a gash near my eyebrow once because of some cousin who tried to blind me by hurling a glass jar towards my left eye and just narrowly missing my actual eyeball. Now there’s a scar in its place. Currently, I have multiple gashes on my arms and legs because Cooper.

Do you like hash browns? They’re okay, but I can’t have them all the time because I find them way too greasy for my enjoyment.

Do you do hash? No.

How often do you use hash tags? Almost never, unless I’m fighting for a political cause like BLM or calling for free mass testing. Hashtags got real lame real quick when they started getting popular around 7-8 years ago.

Do you have long eyelashes? Yes, it’s my favorite feature of mine and I get compliments on them fairly often.

How often do you lash out at others? For what reasons? Not often, but when I do it’s almost always because I’m already buckling under immense pressure and probably have nowhere to release my stress onto. I don’t turn it into an automatic mechanism though, because I don’t want to make others feel like shit for things they didn’t do.

Do you like mashed potatoes? I enjoy them but they’re not really my favorite dish. I can do 4-5 spoonfuls of them before getting over them haha, like I can never seem to finish a serving of it.

Do you typically gnash your teeth together? No I HATEEEE the sensation and the sound that it makes. My sister grinds her teeth in her sleep and it drives me nuts whenever we’re on a family trip and we share a room.

Do you know someone who speaks balderdash? Sure.

What color is the backsplash of your kitchen? White.

Have you ever had any rashes before? What kinds? Yes. Back in high school I used to occasionally get a random itchy area on my leg and whenever I’d scratch it, it would turn into an ugly patch of rashes. I never figured what the condition was but I’m just glad it’s never happened again.

Do you typically make rash decisions? Sometimes. I really tend to impulsive. The last one I made was swapping a full-time job opportunity for an internship with much lesser pay. Even I was surprised by how quick I jumped into the latter, but I like the nature of the work of the internship SO MUCH MORE, and I dunno if I’ll be happy with what I would be doing in the full-time gig. Plus, internships here are never even paid ones, so the fact that they even offered to give me an allowance per day just goes to show how good the company I’m interning for is.

Have you ever worn a sash before? I probably have but I don’t remember what for anymore.

Do you often find that your personality clashes with others’ around you? Yes, but I’m also good at adjusting to all kinds of personalities so I’m not too bothered by the clashes.

Whose tires would you like to slash? Any racist’s tires, really.

Who would you like to smash with? No one at the moment.

What was the last thing you smashed out of anger? I don’t really tend to be violent when I’m angry. The last angry thing I did was to throw my head against a pillow, but that’s it.

Do you have a secret stash of something hidden anywhere? Nopes.

How often do you take out the trash? My parents prefer to do it so they don’t really ask us to.

Has anyone ever told you that you look like trash? Other than myself, no.

Do you like to splash in the pool, the bathtub, or in puddles? I wouldn’t call it my favorite thing to do; I hate the mess that it makes, ha.

Have you ever thrashed violently before? What was the cause? Yeah. I probably embarrassed my grandma for life when I did so, but it was when I had to be confined to the hospital and they needed to insert the IV thing on me. It sent me into the worst panic attack I’ve ever gotten and I ended up thrashing a lot and several people had to hold me down so that the nurse could stick the thing into my wrist.

Do you own and use an eyelash curler? No. Those make me cringe so bad...I hate how they get so close to the eyeball. Kate brought her makeup kit to school everyday and she always made me try to learn how to curl my own lashes, but it just made me feel so nauseated lol

Have you ever experienced backlash from others? A few times before.

Have you ever had whiplash before? Never.

ATH

Do you prefer a shower or a bath? Shower. Much more efficient. Baths are relaxing, but I don’t like how I end up bathing in what’s pretty much dirty water.

Have you ever given another person or an animal a bath before? I’ve only given Kimi a bath. I let my dad bathe Cooper since he’s too much of a handful for now, plus I think it’s fair if we bathe one dog each haha.

How good are you at math? I can answer advanced algebra, statistics, and geometry questions if you give me enough time to review and get reacquainted with the formulas, but I’m perfectly alright with no longer revisiting trigonometry and calculus for the rest of my life.

Do you feel like your life is on the right path? Career-wise it definitely is; I’m happy with the direction it’s going right now. Everything else seems so turbulent at the moment and I can’t say I’m happy.

Are there any bike paths or footpaths in your area? We have sidewalks, if they count.

Have you ever gone on the warpath before? Not really. I do get very angry with certain people if I think they’ve been behaving badly, but I rarely get confrontational.

Is there a birdbath in your yard? No, those aren’t common here at all. I’ve only seen those in cartoons, I think.

Have you ever had a footbath before? Nopes.

What’s the last thing you’ve had to deal with the aftermath of? I can think of one thing but it’s still pretty triggering so I don’t feel like bringing it up at the moment.

Have you ever witnessed a bloodbath? Thankfully I haven’t. I get so queasy when I see blood though; it’s so much better off this way because I wouldn’t be able to deal with one at all.

Are you a sociopath or a psychopath? Do you know anyone who might be? No lol. I don’t think I know of anyone who could possibly be either. I wouldn’t want to associate myself with one in the first place.

Who’s the last person that you faced the wrath of? Myself.

AMP

Do you have an instrument that you plug into an amp? Nope, I own 0 instruments.

When’s the last time you felt amped up? What was the reason? Thursday morning when I parked in front of the office I was gonna have my job interview in. I needed to hype myself up to feel confident so I spent a couple of minutes in the car pumping my chest and screaming and shit, lol

Have you ever gone to day camp or overnight sleepaway camp? No. My mom wouldn’t have allowed me as a kid.

When’s the last time you felt like a champ? It’s been a while. I haven’t exactly felt like I’ve been winning in anything.

Last time it was damp where you lived? This afternoon. It was really humid for a good few hours and then it ended up raining.

Weirdest place you’ve ever had a cramp? My index finger whenever I’d try to use chopsticks; and my toes when I hiked in Sagada. The toe cramps were so bizarre I was actually laughing-crying the whole time the tour guide was treating me; my dad was taking photos of me too loooooool

Do you refer to your grandfather as “Gramps”? No. I call both of them Lolo, which is our local version of Grandpa.

Have you ever worn a headlamp before? No, I’ve never really had to.

Do you have a ramp anywhere in your house? I don’t think so, no.

Has anyone ever called you “scamp” before? No.

How many lamps are in the room you’re in? How many are actually turned on? There is one lamp, and it is currently turned on.

Do you stamp your feet when you are angry? It doesn’t tend to be a behavior of mine, no.

Last time you used a postage stamp? Not sure...grade school, probably? I never used those a lot.

Are there streetlamps on your street? What time do they turn on? Yep. I don’t keep track of their schedule but a safe guess would be either 6 or 6:30 PM.

Last place/area that you wanted to revamp? My room.

Do you know anyone who is a tramp? No.

Have you seen Lady and the Tramp before? Not the full movie but I’ve seen a lot of excerpts from watching Magic English as a kid.

Do you know anyone with a “tramp stamp”? I don’t think so.

AWK/AULK/ALK

Is the squawk of certain birds annoying? Which ones? I’ve never found any of them annoying, but maybe that’s also because there aren’t a lot of different birds flying around where I live.

Do you prefer hawks or falcons? And…why? I don’t have a preference; I’ve never encountered either.

Has anyone ever watched you like a hawk before? That sounds a little creepy and I wouldn’t want to know if anyone has.

What was the last thing you used caulk on?   I’m almost positive I’ve never handled that, haha.

[a-zebra-is-a-striped-horse]

[lovemesomesurveys]

ACH Do you listen to anything by Bach? No.

ASH Do you like ash trees? I don’t have anything against them.

Do you have the ashes of a family member or a pet? My grandma and grandpa’s. I’m sad we didn’t cremate my dog, Brandie. We made a nice burial site in the backyard, but when we move... :(

How often do you feel like you want to bash your head against a wall?Gah, I do get pretty irritable and frustrated often.

Has anyone ever thrown you a big birthday bash? Yeah.

Do you know anyone who is brash? Yes.

Do you typically carry cash or a credit/debit card? Card.

Have you ever crashed someone else’s party before? No. I wouldn’t want to be somewhere I wasn’t invited to.

Have you ever been involved in a car crash? No, thankfully.

Do you use Door Dash? Nope. Or any other variant. 

How often do you use a dash in your writing? Rarely.

Last place you made a mad dash to? I haven’t ran in a long time.

Do you make it a habit to flash people? Uh, no. I’ve never done that.

Do you prefer flash or no flash on a camera? No flash.

Is the Flash one of your favorite superheroes? No.

Do you use the phrase “I’ll be back in a flash”? I’ve probably said that before, but no it’s not something I use regularly. I’d say “I’ll be right back” instead. 

Have you ever had a gash in your head before? Anywhere else on your body? Not on my head, but yes.

Do you like hash browns? I love hash browns.

Do you do hash? No.

How often do you use hash tags? Not that often. I know people who get crazy and hash tag everything.

do you have long eyelashes? No, I wish.

How often do you lash out at others? For what reasons? I just get in irritable, moody moods and I can be snippy and short. :/

Do you like mashed potatoes? Yesss.

Do you typically gnash your teet htogether? No.

Do you know someone who speaks balderdash? No.

What color is the backsplash of your kitchen? White. I’ve never heard that term used in that before lol so I had to Google it.

Have you ever had any rashes before? What kinds? Yeah. Allergies, allergic reactions, heat, and I think as a stress response.

Do you typically make rash decisions? No.

Have you ever worn a sash before? Yes.

Do you often find that your personality clashes with others’ around you? No.

Whose tires would you like to slash? I don’t want to slash anyone’s tires.

Who would you like to smash with? No one.

What was the last thing you smashed out of anger? I don’t do that.

Do you have a secret stash of something hidden anywhere? No.

How often do you take out the trash? I personally don’t do it as it would be hard for me to do, but my family takes care of that regularly.

Has anyone ever told you that you look like trash? Wow, no not to my face. I’m sure they’ve thought it. I say that about myself all the time.

Do you like to splash in the pool, the bathtub, or in puddles? I did as a kid in the pool and bath.

Have you ever thrashed violently before? What was the cause? No.

Do you own and use an eyelash curler? No.

Have you ever experienced backlash from others? Yes.

Have you ever had whiplash before? No.

ATH Do you prefer a shower or a bath? Shower. I haven’t taken a bath since I was a kid. Have you ever given another person or an animal a bath before? My doggo, yes. How good are you at math? Not at all. Do you feel like you life is on the right path? No. I got lost. Are there any bike paths or footpaths in your area? Yeah. Have you ever gone on the warpath before? No. People know when I’m in a bad mood, though, and leave me alone. Is there a birdbath in your yard? In my backyard. Have you ever had a footbath before? No. What’s the last thing you’ve had to deal with the aftermath of? A lot of things all throughout my life. Have you ever witnessed a bloodbath? No, omg. Are you a sociopath or a psychopath? Do you know anyone who might be? No. Who’s the last person that you faced the wrath of? Uhh.

AMP Do you have an instrument that you plug into an amp? No. When’s the last time you felt amped up? What was the reason? During my Disneyland trip earlier this year before shit hit the fan. Have you ever gone to day camp or overnight sleepaway camp? I’ve been to science camp and Girl Scout camp, both of which were a week. When’s the last time you felt like a champ? I’m no champ. Last time it was damp where you lived? It feels like forever. Weirdest place you’ve ever had a cramp? I’ve had them in various places. Do you refer to your grandfather as “Gramps”? I call my paternal grandfather, Papa, so no. I did call my maternal grandpa that sometimes, though. Have you ever worn a headlamp before? No. Do you have a ramp anywhere in your house? No. There aren’t any stairs or steps. Has anyone ever called you “scamp” before? No. How many lamps are in the room you’re in? How many are actually turned on? A ceiling lamp and a floor lamp, none of which are on at the moment. Do you stamp your feet when you are angry? No. lol aw that reminds me of my doggo who does that when she wants something. It’s cute. Last time you used a postage stamp? I don’t recall. It’s been a long time since I’ve sent something. Are there streetlamps on your street? What time do they turn on? Yes. They turn on at night. Last place/area that you wanted to revamp? I’d like to give me a room a makeover. Do you know anyone who is a tramp? No. I don’t even use that term. Have you seen Lady and the Tramp before? Yes. Do you know anyone with a “tramp stamp”? *shrug* It’s possible.

AWK/AULK/ALK Is the squawk of certain birds annoying? Which ones? Yeah. Do you prefer hawks or falcons? And...why? I don’t prefer either one. Has anyone ever watched you like a hawk before? My doggo when I’m eating, ha. What was the last thing you used caulk on?   I’ve never used it.

[a-zebra-is-a-striped-horse]

[ayakashiramblings]

Bunny of Koga

@saeryenkalador

Warning: A super brief mention of animal cruelty. Well, technically, you are allowed to eat them but seriously, the cage conditions suck. But it’s only one line because that isn’t the point of the request. 

I’m putting this under a ‘Keep Reading’ link just in case though. Finally, I know a hare and a bunny are two different things but I just had to.

Honestly, it had started with some Hare of Inaba bean buns and sake.

MC had gotten some gifts from her Father's friends and wanted to share it with everyone at Raccord.

It was a Californian white rabbit...

And it was about to be cooked alive.

The bunny also had red eyes, people. It's not puppy-dog eyes anymore, it's bunny eyes!

Begging… to be released from the cage.

The wire floor was covered in the bunny’s own faecal matter, its paws were bloodied and judging from its drooping ears, it was NOT happy.

So of course... Koga and the rest freed the bunny.

It was a great heist, one that involved Aoi pretending to be a Princess and luring the 7 owners away to Ginnojo’s trap.

I would talk about it more but that’s not the point of the request.

The greater heist though was bringing the stubborn bunny to a vet.

Especially since it kicked everyone away… except for Koga.

For once, Yura is a bit of a tsundere along with Aoi, both pretending that they aren’t shocked their natural animal charming skills had failed them.

Koga at first struggles even though he is the chosen one.

Because apparently, rabbits can die if not held properly.

At least the bunny had hopped onto his lap but unless the random crate he was sitting on had wheels, there was no safe way of transporting the guy.

Yura finally got out of his heartache and taught him.

The little guy was apparently not as little as it seemed according to the vet. Sure, it was just slightly larger than a softball but at least it had hit the 100 g mark.

The vet did note that while it had definitely been captured in the wild, there was a chance to rehabilitate it as a pet.

Giving the bunny a bath was easy because he had seen Teach dealing with Kuya and birdbaths as a kid.

Trust me, birds are impossible with water.

Actually makes the effort though to bathe the poor bunny in fresh water from the mouth of the river, and then roll around with it in the pollen of cattails.

Sure he was sneezing up a storm later but apparently what worked for the hare actually worked for the bunny.

Suddenly comes to Ginnojo’s place more often because people, have you seen the requirements to look after a rabbit?

Calls it Tsuki, after the rabbit in the moon.

He lost it when the bunny had attempted to shape its ears like his horns the first time he showed them off to the pet.

The garden is now free for the rabbit to start binkying.

Hay everywhere, hey!

In shoes, in weapons and even their underwear.

“Koga, are you seeing someone else?”

“MC, not another word.”

Speaking of which, let’s not forget Kuya since the tengu is freeloading in Koga’s place.

Kuya, for the most part, is pretty cool with Tsuki. He even made the rabbit a bouquet of carrots… or at least it was one when he and Koga had finally stopped arguing about the arrangement.

“This piece should go here.”

“OmG, iT iS TaNGeriNe.”

I’ll let you decide who said what.

Don’t worry, carrots are just supposed to be treats so these fights don’t happen all the time.

It’s just that these fights happen every time it is Treat Yo Self Day.

Oh, and coincidentally on Garbage Day too because apparently, rabbits produce 300 pellets daily.

Toichiro once teased him by saying that foxes just love eating rabbits.

Gets banned for life in Koga's house.

Has no regrets and won't say anything.

Gets banned for life in MC's heart.

Has many regrets and won't say anything.

Koga has to shoo Tsuki out whenever he and MC want to go at each other... LIKE RABBITS.

Koga jokingly asks Tsuki if he wants a female companion to mate with.

Suddenly invites Toichiro when the bunny responds by hopping over to MC.

...

Toichiro walks in to see Koga and MC cuddling with Tsuki, both asleep. 

[doebt]

im ok ive been drying off from washing the birds cages n giving them baths w the hose outside ! just been doin some chores. sent u a cute vid of isaac (my cockatiel) gettin a bath hope u like it!!! hope the rest of ur day goes good bro sorry u got some funky dreams :o/ i shouldve tried harder to astral project into ur dreams in bitmoji form

OH I AM EXCITED TO SEE THAT VID !!! i love watchin birds take baths omg we have a little birdbath inside the cage of ours and sometimes they splash around in it and it is THE best... i always wanted a big parrot to take in the shower w me bc ik some ppl do that and it seems like such a fun liddle bonding activity lol but also i might feel weird abt a bird seeing me nakey.. ANYWAYS. ilu i hope the rest of ur day / evening goes well !

[secret-world-of-mustaches]

#50 v-day ask!

Aw, you guys! Thanks for the asks!!!

#50: What’s your dreamhome? 

I. WANT. A. QUEEN. ANNE. VICTORIAN. HOUSE!!!! OMG! I have been in love with these homes since I was a little kid! I always wanted one so I could turn those large towers into a personal library! and a large wraparound porch for hosting guests! I just love everything about this style of home-it has those large columns and these sweet little gingerbread-type elements to the trims. I wouldn’t even mind if it was in a soft pastel color like a lavender or robins egg blue!

And don’t even get me started on much I want a little flower garden right out front with a cute little birdbath in the middle and a gazebo in the backyard surrounded by lush grass. *sigh*

If I do nothing else in my adult life, I for sure want to restore and own one of my very own “Painted Lady” home!

[clovermoondesigns]

Okay so I told y'all I was going to show you the #birdbath #upcycled from a #vintagelamp Here it is! I hubby's mamma had this hideous lamp with the largest pleated barrel shade I had ever laid my eyes on. Let me tell ya this thing is heavy. But I absolutely loved the goddess part of the lamp. So I brought it home and took it apart to remove the wiring and the tall pipe thing that held the shade on. With the shade and lamp base it was probably almost three feet high. The shade was fades and stained. I wish I would have taken a picture of it...OMG I know I keep saying how bad it was but for real it was awful. Anyway I took it apart, had a plumber cut and retread the metal rod. I attached a clearance green low sided bowl to the top with some really wonderful two part adhesive! While describing this I forgot to take pictures from under the bowl...you really need to see the it. Next picture! #birdbathupcycle #CloverMoonDesigns #handmade #bestupcycle