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margle · 1 year

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straight women need to start fetishising sapphic women so there can be more femslash fan fiction. we gotta outsource and get more writers on board. I want it to get to the point where two women cant be on screen together without having a 80k space opera fic written about them. I want show runners to be scared of cancelling sapphic shows because legions and legions of fans will come after them. dont tell me my priorities are wrong.

#im clearly joking dont be mad at me

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jvlianbashir · 10 months

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"haha these alpha trad men really just have dom/sub kinks!" i know misogyny isn't real to a lot of you guys but did you know that some people just actually do genuinely think women are inferior creatures

#i dont normally make posts like this but ive seen MULTIPLE??? posts floating around that are meant as jokes saying #'haha *deeply misogynistic attitude/institution* is basically just kink! ;P'#and no one challenging it or if they do theyre seen as buzzkills or anti-sex/anti-kink #well im neither of those and i keep seeing it and its getting to me #not st #doctor's log

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umblrspectrum · 6 days

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part 4 of a lot funnier in my head than on paper

#before anyone asks its not a series the part 4 is a joke dont go looking #the solver granted me this mental image #definitely not at the right skill level to draw it correctly but i did good enough #nori forgetting her ipod in space and then needing n to launch her into orbit to get it back #yknow now that im actually stopping to think about it v would be the only one of the two in functioning order at this point #or they just waited for n to regen and then forced him to do this #we both know n is fully capable of punting nori into orbit #something something stupid mutt #my hatred for this is growing the more i look at it im gonna finish off the tags #art #murder drones #murder drones n #murder drones nori #murder drones uzi #murder drones flesha #i guess #or #murder drones cyn #serial designation n #one day ill be able to draw n in a way i like #noris text box is supposed to be a rose it did not come out looking like a rose #i dont know how to draw roses help

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mrcorkus · 27 days

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Knee deep in the passenger seat, sickos

#idk this might have ten layers of tumblr in-jokes #deadpool and wolverine #poolverine #deadpool #wolverine #my phone recognizes these names by now #memes #honda odyssey #been a while since i put minor effort into a meme #and i dont really care if i fucked up the template i just really wanted to call out all you sickos #me im the sicko

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phantomrose96 · 1 year

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Im usually much too shy to send asks but you gotta be the change you want to see, and i agree that asks need to stay so: would you rather right 1 horse sized rat, or 100 rat sized horses?

ah yikes... so my knee jerk reaction is "the 100 rat-sized horses, certainly, as those can be picked off one at a time." however the risk of my conscience catching up to me by the 30th or 40th horse is too great. how much death could I inflict upon these rat-sized horses before I vow to see death no more? even if pure survival instinct drives me through all 100, what of the aftermath? surrounded by the carnage of 100 tiny horses with only my own wet breath among 100 still chests? inconceivable. war is hell.

#lordlochness #thanks 4 the ask very thought provoking great ice breaker #(considering you may have just seen my post at random and dont follow me: i promise im joking)#clearly id decimate all 100 rat sized horses without remorse #(also joking!!!)#(probably)

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girlboyburger · 4 months

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you're nice to people who are bald or balding, right? you're nice to people with high hairlines? or weird hair growth? right? you don't make mean jokes about going bald at the expense of people who are going through the very scary and usually very isolating process of losing hair?? right???

#sorry (?not really?) but finding high hairlines beautiful has 100000% fixed my self image issues AND made me nicer.#you should be nice to people with little or weird or no hair. i dont want to get depressing but hair loss can be so terrifyingly isolating #be nice!!#you really do NOT know who of your loved ones or friends you are hurting with funny haha bald jokes. and if you DO know who youre hurting #and are still making them anyways #im coming for you.#barkbarkbarkbark #you should be nice to people regardless of physical traits but like #ive seen an uptick in haha bald is ugly jokes on tumblr specifically so im biting tumblr

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choccy-milky · 6 months

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MC doing what we all wished we could do (aka napping on the floor with ominis )😴💕

#ill never get over how he just sleeps on the floor its so cute to me and seems so at odds with his personality which makes it better #hogwarts legacy #hphl #ominis gaunt #ominis gaunt x mc #ominis gaunt x oc #ominis x mc #hogwarts legacy ominis #hogwarts legacy fanart #hey look everyone its my nameless MC aka just brown haired clora LMAOOO #its like when u play a fighting game and you and your friend both choose the same chara. this is clora with a diff colour scheme BAHAHA #this has been in my wips for like a year im not even joking im glad to finally actually draw it properly LMAO #i also love how all of my ominis centric posts involve him on the floor/talking about the floor LMFAOO EVEN THE SMUT ONE #what can i say i just love a man who isnt afraid to chill on the floor ok #also i love a hypocritical man LMAO apparently. i always make seb a hypocrite and now im makin ominis one too #HOW COULD U SLEEP ON THE FLOOR MC?#meanwhile #also srry but dont get ur hopes up for more ominis content anytime soon this was just in my wips and i rly wanted to finally have it done #A RARE TREAT FOR THE OMINIS GIRLIES #choccyart

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ninjasmudge · 7 months

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a downgrade really

#cotl #cult of the lamb #cotl narinder #narinder #cotl lamb #my art #its something abt black cat coded characters that take themselves too seriously that makes me want to make fun of them #i want to play through this game myself instead of watching play throughs but i dont have a controller #and im not joking im too bad of a gamer to play on keyboard ill never finish the fights #i wont get past leshy i know this

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ladybeug · 1 year

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I drew the same comic twice because I didn't think the first one was funny enough. I don't know if the second comic is funnier though??

Here's both of them

Side by side because i couldn't decide which one to put first - knowing the punchline changes the experience?? pick your adventure. read either one first.

which ones funnier i honestly can't tell

#this is what its like in my head when im writing comics #its cool to have an example #of how different the same joke can be #i mean i dont know if you think its cool but i think its cool #i think i have a favorite out of the two of them but its close #to be honest neither of them quite thread the needle for me #theyre not QUITE as funny as i want #but theyre still good #anyways #my art #miraculous ladybug #I did these a while ago. long tags sorry but how else am i supposed to tell you how im doing lately #found a bunch of comics that made me laugh #excited to post some of them #ill organize them soon and do a couple comic dumps

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drawnfamiliarfaces · 16 days

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#danny phantom #dp #clockwork #clockwork dp #dp clockwork #im trying to make a joke that i dont draw him as cunty as you all say... but lets be honest i do 😭 guilty as charged #but i can always try to make him more cunty lol #i love all those tags dearly ty ppl #i got too lazy to draw proper lineart 😭😭😭 let me be free let me draw messily

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rysttle · 2 months

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I'll be there on their side, I'm losing by their side-

#JOKE THING I MADE DONT BE MAD AT ME IM TEAM SEAFOAM ALSO #Artfight #art fight #team seafoam #second disclaimer that it's a joke and i dont care about points and it's halfway through so who knows what the results will be but #i know theyre losing and i pay for my place by the ring #my art #comic #artfight 2024 #artfight memes #i bet on losing dogs #mitski #that's the song btw if youre curious lol

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tsukk1 · 17 days

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[senfrogs band au] the sillies in merch ft. two pretty bestfriends ✌🏽⭐️

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lucabyte · 2 months

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hi im back

#theyre calling me the next stan lee on account of my putting way the fuck too much dialogue in my comics #(working on isat comic stuff i scripted between artfight revenges. might take a while though theyre a bit. big.)#mostly loop . as per usual. weird mix of just very heavyhandedly exploring some concepts and making slightly too dark ''jokes''#but im nearly done w my current AF revenges. ill do more if prompted but i dont have the energy to attack proactively i think lol #isat loop #isat siffrin #doodlebyte #isat #isat fanart #anyway transfem-but-hates-change loop funniest headcanon for real. they hate it soooo muchhhhhh. and yet they must persist #sifloop #sure ill tag it as sifloop also i love tagspamming. wheeeee!

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valtsv · 2 years

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the goncharov stuff was on my dash, have no idea what it is (still dont) and i just started reblogging with the mindset of “i’m sure i’ll figure out what it is in a bit”

goncharov context

#i know some people might be mad that im 'ruining the joke' by explaining it #but as someone who has both been gaslighted and has delusions and memory issues i dont want other people to #go through that because of me. theres nothing funny about it.#goncharov is funny though dont get me wrong. id argue its actually funnier with the original context.#goncharov #unreality #🐉

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98chao · 7 days

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i found this in the games files, can anyone tell me who this is ?????

#joke caption i made this #i was gonna make like an actual rig but Um .Im not smart #this stupid cookie has led me to places i wouldnt even go with a gun #cookie run #cookie run kingdom #crk #shadow milk cookie #blueberry milk cookie #my art #gif #animation #adobe animate #2024 #i just noticed a big error in this but man i dont feel like going back to fix it wtv

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ipostmysimpingstuffanonymously · 1 year

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They both lost their team and their teacher....

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