#( maybe logan idk )

[jackassbroadcast]

Been alittlewhile but the homo grind never stops ‼️‼️

[robo-writing]

Cowboy!Logan who insists on teaching his pretty girl how to ride a horse for the first time, beckoning her over to the massive stallion with a wave of his hand.

Cowboy!Logan who insists on saddling up behind you so it’s easier to teach, letting the full width of him nearly encompass you, his body heating warming you up with each passing second.

Cowboy!Logan who rests his large hands on your thighs, thumbs rubbing in soothing circles as he teaches you the ins and outs of being a good rider.

Cowboy!Logan whose voice sounds like liquid gold in your ear, the praise setting more than just your body alight. His lips graze against the side of your head as he speaks, burying his nose to inhale your scent as he whispers.

“There we go, just like that. You’re a natural sweetheart.”

Cowboy!Logan who insists on guiding your hips to the correct rhythm, every rise and fall masterfully commanded with a strong grip. It helps, but you can’t help but feel your thighs clench when you realize just how easily he maneuvers you.

Cowboy!Logan who grins when you’re not looking, fully aware of how desperate you’re getting because he can fucking smell how wet you are.

Cowboy!Logan who gets off on knowing that you’re so easily riled up, knowing that if he wanted to he could pull you off this horse right now, fuck you in the grass until you cried his name, and you’d let him.

Cowboy!Logan who climbs off the horse, hard-on pressed into his tight jeans, so he can look up and see the half-dazed look on your face.

And to think he hasn’t even touched you properly.

“Think you can ride without me?” He asks, knowing good and goddamn well he’s going to stroke himself raw to the image of you the moment he’s alone.

You nod, and he doesn’t miss how you adjust yourself under his gaze. “Y-Yeah, I think I got it now.”

“Atta girl.”

[rubbish78]

How It Started — X-Men Origins: Wolverine (2009) vs How It's Going — Deadpool and Wolverine (2024)

[kendyroy]

Although very brief, I really really love the portrayal of Logan’s Weapon X breakout scene in X2. i love how it shows how nightmarishly awful this whole situation is for him. The fucking trauma of it all. His agonizing scream and the fact he looks absolutely horrified by the blood and the adamantium claws.

[spiderbeam]

can i just rant and say that i viscerally hate this narrative of logan sargeant “not making it”. like are we just gonna ignore the fact that the amount of people that ever make it to f1 is MINUSCULE. twenty drivers in the whole world get the chance to race each season. out of all the drivers in f4, f3, f2, f1 academy—the amount that will ever make it to f1 is tiny.

“it’s so sad logan didn’t make it” BUT HE DID. he made it. he raced in f1 for TWO YEARS. he did make it. now, was he taken from f2 too quickly? yes. did williams treat him unfairly time and time again? yes. but saying logan sargeant “didn’t make it” diminishes so much about his greatest achievement which is he raced in formula one.

[sugashook]

what if logan and wade met in x men origins and fell in love and one day seemingly someone k*lled/kidnapped wade

he's just gone theres like signs of struggle and logan cant find him but joins the x men so they can help him find wade. nothing works, everyone knows his like situation because he asks everyone if they saw him.

and the only thing keeping logan sane is that wade is somewhere out there

then one day they go on a mission to stop some guy in a red suit who appears from time to time kinda uhinged talks a lot but won't tell anyone who he is ..

the mutation and trauma kinda changed his smell as well a little bit he smells similar but different at the same time

omg

[polaris-likethestar]

no bc me being a poolverine shipper aside, wade and vanessa getting back together doesn't rly make sesne bc hear me out (for the record js wanna say i love vanessa sm)

so basically in the part when wade was w logan at the subway station and they were ab to die, in the flashback it was like "vanessa. i wanna see vanessa" and that was like the climax of the film. the big, dramatic scene everyone was waiting for.

after that it's over.

let me use an analogy to explain this - i did theater camp over the summer, and i had a crush on this girl. this was a bit b4 the show and then i was js so excited for the show and we were almost there and we were so stressed and finally, we did it. then it was over. then i stopped liking her. the big event was over, the thing that was holding us together, its done. im over it. im over her.

the movie happened, it was great, the adventure changed wade, but suddenly its over. that chapter of his life, similar to my theater analogy, is over. he's still close friends w vanessa, the same way im still close w my ex crush but ultimately its over. they served a purpose for each other and now they got passed it.

[sugarbear2001]

Nightcrawler saw Wolverine and immediately thought to himself that man needs Jesus.

[dead-dove-orchid]

Am I too late to this trend

[arttsuka]

He got emotional

[magnetic-rose]

something something about how wolverine and gambit are broadcasting to the whole world their moping over the women they love being with other men VERRRRSUS morph just hiding their love for wolverine through jokes.

[darby-rowe]

regarding the having to go over to logan’s place anon, what if she accidentally locks herself out of their house… the only person who answers her calls is logan who doesn’t have a spare key but does have a bed she can sleep in

knowing bub, she spends up to an hour sitting on her front porch, listening to the sounds of the night as she’s nearly on the verge of tears because of how fucking stupid she is for not taking her house key with her before she went out. it’s so late, and everyone is already dead asleep and dead to the world.

of course, after calling nearly everyone in her contacts, fucking logan is the only one to answer. there’s a cautious worry in his voice as he answers with, “hey, you alright?”

she explains the situation, keeping her tears out of her voice. she asks if he by any chance has a spare key, and he says no.

“… but, and this is only if you’re okay with it, you can come crash at my place for the night,” logan continues. it’s obvious he’s choosing his words carefully. “i won’t bother you. i’ll just let you in, show you where the bedroom and bathroom is, then leave you be,”

she contemplates this before reluctantly accepting his offer.

when she gets there, logan does exactly what he promised. he shows her where she’ll be sleeping, shows her the bathroom, asks her if she needs anything, then leaves her alone.

“um… thank you, by the way,” she tells him, voice small and shaky from crying earlier. “it’s been a rough night, so…”

logan grabs a bottle of beer from his fridge and turns to bub with a warm smirk. “no need to thank me, bubba,” he says as he walks toward her. for a moment she thinks he’s going to stop in front of her, but instead he walks past her. “g’night. don’t let the bed bugs bite and all that,”

that night, bub did not get a wink of sleep from sleeping in an unknown bed in an unknown home.

[harryzroze]

wade uh,, i’d keep an eye on him

I JUST WANTED A CLOSE UP BECAUSE AGHHH ?!? SWEETIE?? CUTE?????

here’s the original drawing meme thing on the off chance someone hasn’t seen it yet yippe

[rubbish78]

X2: X-Men United (2003) vs Deadpool (2016)

[loudestcloud]

Imagine you, depressed because all your friends bare dead, get picked up by this weird fuckin yappy guy n he's like 'Come to my universe!' and you get there eventually. And you realize. all that universe's versions of friends??? STILL! FUCKING! DEAD! Did anyone ever tell him that? Imagine finding that out. You can't save your own friends and you can't be friends with the other ones? The universe really DID say fuck you, what bad fuckin luck

[el-warverine]

Do people still do intro posts? Idfk im old. Anyway, Logan has great taste, and i love him + love all the silly little freaks he's in love with. That's what this blog is gonna be about, until the love runs out.

AKA until the rabies fever kills the brain worms.

Will be dropping some reactions, maybe recaps of Xmen TAS at some point, as well as random Comic bits i like. If you want more Wolverine being the fandom bicycle content (and maybe dont want to dig through the labyrinth of comics to get it) drop on by.

Original posts will be tagged #el-warverine

Rn my favorite freak is Deadpool, obviously, of COURSE it is.