#(( niffty That Is Not Edible. ))

[gctchella]

@damnedrainbows asked:

Lucifer has offered Alastor a bunch of trinkets from his fidget collection, that Alastor has to admit has been a bit beneficial. One hand of the King's can be seen fiddling its digits with this fidget cube while the other offers something to Niffty. If his stim toys have soothed the feral deer, maybe he can put some of her fidgeting into something.

"Here." Whats offered is a pendant with simple silicone black beads and a little silicone yellow beetle. Tough food grade silicone that even he has a hard time getting his choppers through. "You bite on it!"

"You bite on it?" That caught Niffty's attention. She sits up from inside the piano after having chased.. something, in here, grabby hands seizing the pendant and stretching it out for her to examine more closely. The concept intrigued her, that's for sure. What a weird necklace!

"Why?" A gasp. "Is it like one of those candy necklaces?!" She doesn't waste any time, she is chomping right into it and trying to tear off a piece!

[colourstreakgryffin]

Teen!Reader finding Alastor all beaten and bruised after the finale and getting worried, insisting in patching him up, etc, while Alastor during the entire time is having a moment of realization like "oh, this kid ACTUALLY cares about me"

(This is platonic obviously, reader sees him like a weird older brother/father figure and looks up to him idk)

I love it. Simple, enjoyable and to be honest, we’ll just pretend Alastor had his sick solo in the finale before we showed up and I suppose Al will be quite unhinged and aggressive in this state so goddamn. Also, my second time writing about the finale

Platonic! Alastor- Reaching Out

“You son of a bitch, I am trying to help you!” You growl out, now half-wrestling with the Radio Demon himself, after his lose battle against Adam. Whilst Adam has been finally defeated at Lucifer’s hand then killed at Niffty’s knife. It’s clear as crystal that Alastor isn’t taking his own defeat well at all. He’s aggressive, completely lost his usual charismatic, well-mannered demeanour, he’s breaking down and barking at you to back off as you’re still trying to pry his own hands off the visible red bleeding wound over his chest

You’ve found this retreating deer out of pure luck and now, you’re acting on your compassion for him to try make the process of healing less painful for him

You’re the only Hazbin Hotel staff member that actually treated Alastor more than an annoyance standing there. He isn’t the best guy at there, never. No, but he isn’t as bad as Vaggie or Husk claim he is. However, right now, he’s boiling your blood with how much he is refusing to let you even touch him, despite the fact he needs to be patched up. He’s low on power, his cane is snapped in half, he’s limited and requires help

“I don’t need your help, Leitora!” Alastor barks back in possibly the most unhinged way you’ve ever seen, basically backing into a wall. He can’t even notice how worried you actually are, how you’re getting frustrated because you’re worried and you’re the only one who has been looking for and have found Alastor whilst everybody else is celebrating the victory over Adam. You’re the one looking for and now looking out for the man you actually find quite nice. He isn’t as patronising to you, for whatever reason, Alastor’s decent and it’s almost like he wants to be some type of figure in your life with how he behaves

“Stay still before you bleed yourself to unconsciousness, you narcissistic edible piece of shit!” You only say this so cruelly, sharp and half loud as to put Alastor into his place, prove to him you’re not backing down whilst you finally win the half wrestling session you have with the weakened and distressed Overlord, already beginning to check around for the entire length of the wound and use what little excess fabric your current clothing has to make a makeshift bandage for this wound

This is surprising, you’re possibly two times his age. A teenager, if not 15-16 at the oldest upon your human death and you’re acting more mature than the biologically 34 year old. Alastor just stayed quiet, tall fluffy deer-like ears still pinned back and suffering through the intense pain. He wouldn’t admit that he is quite grateful that somebody is around but at the same time, he doesn’t want to get attached to any soul

It took him a proper glance at the cute young sinner he found it fun to playfully tease, mock and behave like a clingy overprotective big brother to piss off, that they genuinely care for him. That they aren’t lying or pretending as to get something out of him like he suspects everybody in the Hotel, including Charlie, is

This is so much different than he suspected, he was believing he’d be going back to his radio tower to vent out his rage at being smacked in the face of such a pathetic opponent

Ending up being the pathetic opponent. He hates showing his weakness and he can barely keep himself from snapping but he also can feel his racking nerves ease up a bit at this strong, confident yet sweet and compassionate kid trying to take care of him when they have no actual requirement to do so

Alastor takes a few more seconds to think and speak, not even realising he was sat down by you as he was thinking frantically about how his own mischievous and mocking behaviour as some type of surrogate brother for you was more than just something down to see your reactions for his own amusement, he does feel some type of family-based affections for you

Now, that affection has been bumped up even more. He definitely owes you a lot for caring about him like some surrogate little sibling when all he does for you is annoy you. He doesn’t even know that you actually look up to him like some type of family figure… so, the familiar feelings are mutual

“Fuck… can you just be careful with the coat? This is my treasure”

(A/N: Real quick. Leitora means ‘Reader’ in Portuguese, this’ll be our name for any none anime posts. There’s two versions; Leitora as the feminine version and Leitor as the masculine version. You can use either for us! I got this from Google Translate)

[selineram3421]

*is tired*

Courting Pursuit

Part 3

Part 2

Alastor X Deer Reader

Warnings ⚠

⚠ mule deer reader, gender neutral (gn) reader, assuming Alastor is a marsh deer, Spanish translated, cussing, blood, Valentino's dialogue is pink italics in quotation marks, mentions of aphrodisiac(drug), italics= thoughts ⚠

"Where's Gentle Giant?", Angel asked looking around for the tall deer.

"They have a name you know.", Vaggie sighed.

You were not seen at all today by the others and caused some slight worry among some of the group. Of course, Alastor could care less.

"I know but really, where are they? I didn't see 'em this morning."

Husk turned to look at the spider demon with a raised brow.

"They wake up at five in the morning to start breakfast early. You've been wakin' up early?", the cat demon asked.

Angel raised his arms up. "How could I not!? Have you seen them make breakfast? That's a whole meal on its own! Shaking their ass around to the music they put on, half buttoned up shirt, and those leggings.", he crosses his arms. "I didn't get to see shit today! Kitchen was empty!"

"I didn't get my bugs today!", Niffty piped in. "They usually give me bugs that they find in the kitchen after cooking."

The group continued to wonder where you had gone until Charlie came into the lobby with Sir Pentious.

"Oh, I gave them an errand.", the Princess said.

"WHY!?", the arachnid cried out.

"Shut up Angel.", the white haired woman sighed.

"They said they wanted to do something outside, so I offered them to pick up something from a shop. It's not that far.", Charlie reassured.

"Charlie.", the porn star dead panned.

"Yes?", the Princess smiled.

"How long have they been in Hell? I mean out there, not in the hotel."

"Less than a day..."

Everyone is quiet before rushing out of the hotel.

"Damn it Charlie! They might die!", Angel shouts.

"I didn't think it'd be that bad! Oh no no no no no-!", she apologizes as they all run down the road into the city.

Alastor just sighs and follows calmly behind the group.

What a way to start the day..

.

You were getting groceries for the Princess.

She said that most of the food was gone and with the help of Vaggie, you got a list of the things you needed to get.

At the store, you were a bit confused but you met a nice older woman that helped you learn what the aisle signs said.

"Muchas gracias." (Thank you very much.)

"De nada!", the woman waved her hand. (You're welcome!) "Qué demonio tan atractivo eres." (What an attractive demon you are.)

After paying and carrying all the bags, you made your way through the city and tried to go back to the hotel quickly.

But a tall bug stands in your way once you make it to the entertainment district.

"Ah~ The deer that appeared on the screens.", the tall moth demon smiled wide and approached you. "Valentino is my name and I want you to work for me. A face like yours is well liked among the sinners.", he said and reached out to hold your face.

"No quiero lo que me ofreces.", you quickly moved your head away. (I don't want what you are offering.)

"Ah, pero imagina todo el dinero que ganarás~" (Ah, but imagine all the money you'd be making~), he continued. "Todas las delicias pecaminosas que podrás darte.", his eyes glowed as he circled you like a snake, leaning in close to whisper in your ear. (All the sinful delights you'll get to indulge in.)

You grabbed the moth's face roughly and brought him down to eye level with you.

"I said. I don't want it.", you glared, shoving him away after feeling the groceries shift in your hold. "Adiós. Espero no volver a verte." (Farewell. I hope to never see you again.)

"¿¡Quién te crees que eres!? ¡No puedes darme la espalda!", Valentino hissed out and pulled you back by your arm, making you drop the bag. (Who do you think you are!? You don't get to turn away from me!)

Some of the groceries spilled out onto the street, now no longer edible as blood and grime soiled it.

The moth continued to yell and shout vulgar words, but you just frowned at the loss of food.

"Are you even listening!?", the tall demon shouted in your ear as he tightened his grip on your arm.

"No.", you said and looked at him with a dead stare.

It was the tipping point for him, his anger boiled over and he went to strike you with his hand.

Quickly, you lowered and tilted your head down just a bit before lunging forward. Your antlers stabbed into his chest and blood sprayed onto the top of your head and shoulders.

"¡Pedazo de mierda!", he shouted and grabbed your antlers, slamming you back into a brick wall. (You piece of shit!)

You felt your back sting with pain as he held you in place to remove your antlers from his chest. He managed to kick your stomach, knocking the air out of you. You tried to hit back but he moved out the way.

The moth demon sprayed some pink liquid on you before escaping.

It got in your eyes, making you close them as it felt like burning. The smell was sweet but strong, like a syrup that was too sweet. To the point that it made you feel sick.

After cleaning off the liquid, you salvaged what you could and continued your way back to the hotel.

.

"Where are they!?", Angel cried out.

The hazbin group returned from their search and met up in the lobby. Sir Pentious was still out with his egg minions.

"I didn't see them anywhere! I went to the grocery stores, checked alleys, and bars! Do you know how many bars there are in Hell!?"

"At least we didn't find a body, so we know they are still alive somewhere.", Vaggie muttered.

"Perhaps they've been eaten!", Alastor smiled cheerfully.

The group looked at him in horror.

Niffty not so much, but she was still upset about not getting bugs.

"That's not-", Charlie started.

"WHAT IF THEY WERE EATEN!?", the spider screeched.

"DAMN IT ANGEL, THEY WEREN'T EATEN!", the white haired woman yelled back.

"BUT WHAT IF THEY WERE!?", Niftty jumped into the conversation, smiling.

"You ain't helping Nift.", Husk grumbled.

"I swear to Satan-!"

"Calm down!"

The others stopped screeching at each other when hearing the entrance door open, all turning their heads to find the mule deer dragging their feet as they walked into the hotel.

Covered in blood, holding a bag of groceries.

"Hola..", they waved with a tired smile.

The spider called their name in relief and rushed over, checking them for injuries.

"Holy shit! What happened to you!?", Angel grabbed their head and brought it down to see their blood soaked antlers. "You've got blood all on top of your head!"

"Estoy bien, estoy bien.", the deer mumbled. (I'm ok, I'm ok.)

"¿Qué mierda paso?", Husk spoke up. (What the fuck happened?)

"Nada demasiado importante.", they gave a small reassuring smile. (Nothing too important.)

"Where are my bugs!", Niftty ran over and tugged on their pants.

"Glad you're ok.", the Princess sighed.

"Yes, yes. We're all glad that they aren't dead.", Alastor says as he walks over. "Now, lets have them cleaned up and well-"

Before the Radio Demon could touch them, the mule deer flinched back.

"Lo siento. No me encuentro bien.", they said and handed the grocery bag over to the spider. (I'm sorry. I don't feel well.) "Voy a descansar en mi habitación. Perdonadme.", they managed to get out before heading upstairs. (I'm going to rest in my room. Pardon me.)

Curious.. He thought as the others dispersed, but then noticed that the arachnid stayed put, staring where the mule deer was last seen.

"What is it now? Aren't you satisfied that they are safe and sound?", he asked.

"Somethin's not right.", Angel said. "They smelled like aphrodisiac was poured all over them."

"A what?", the deer demon replied, a bit confused. "That is a drug, correct?"

"Yeah.. And right now, it ain't a good one.", the fluffy demon stuffed the grocery bag in the fridge before running upstairs, shouting out the mule deer's name.

Curious indeed...

As I was writing this during break, coworker walked up and asked what I was writing and I immediately hid my phone.

~Seline, the person.

Part 4

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[pen-namington]

Sober or Stoner: Hazbin Hotel Headcanons

From somebody who snorts it up my nose every weekend, who do I think does this too?

NOTES: This includes everybody at the hotel + Lucifer and Cherri. I will do the Vee's and perhaps other important characters like the angels and the other overlords, but for now, that's not the case.

WARNINGS: Mentions of Drug Use, Mentions of Angel's Backstory, Maybe slight OOC.

Charlie - No, I'd say mostly sober. She wouldn't want to do it for the most part because she just thinks drugs = bad. She might try it if a lot of her friends are doing it together, and if she did a lot of research about the positive effects of marijuana. Doesn't smoke, only edibles. If she decided to, Vaggie would be taking care of her the whole time. She gets all snuggly and very lovey-dovey platonically with her friends or romantically with Vaggie. When she gets a good idea and tries to work, nobody can understand her idea because she's talking so much so fast.

Vaggie - I'd say no, sober. She's the caretaker, the one who has to be ready when somebody tries something stupid. She would be on her guard the whole time if Charlie wasn't constantly trying to cuddle her and love her. She has to drop whatever she is doing just to hold Charlie. If she did do it, I don't think she'd like it. She just doesn't like being that vulnerable for that amount of time. She would definitely just want to be around Charlie IF she was high. Is supportive towards Charlie. Puts everybody in their place if they get too out of control.

Angel Dust - Yes, Occasionally. Weed is like a side dish to him. It's one of the drug that he doesn't get hopped on while recording because its too weak for him. But is kind of fucking with it? Is willing to give it a shot with everybody at the hotel because it appeals to his interests. Sort of also becomes a caretaker too? But mostly to Niffty, not really wanting anybody to end up hurt. Probably barricade's the exit to the hotel so she can't get out. Very honest. Will shittalk Val to Cherri and Husk.

Alastor -No. Sober. Next Question. He doesn't like it whatsoever. He is a drinker, not a smoker. He does like to watch these buffoons act like idiots on it tho, he doesn't really like to talk to anybody while their on it, unless it's important. He wouldn't turn down Charlie of Niffty. If he's feeling social, he likes to fuck with people on it. Purposely scares everyone with his powers, only for him to lean back like "Just kidding! I could though! :)".

Husk - Occasionally. He'd definitely try it, even if he wasn't happy about Angel doing it. He went into it thinking he'd definitely be the one watching over Angel, but it turned out that Angel is gonna be watching over him. He smokes, but just not weed, so his intolerance is pretty low. He's definitely the one bitching to everyone, especially Angel, about anything he can think of, but he's smart enough not to bitch about Alastor when he's right there, sober or not. He doesn't like sitting still, so he wanders the hotel.

Niffty - Fucking god. Occasionally. - She hasn't done it, she would but nobody lets her smoke. She has accidentally pounded like 4 full brownies that somebody left out though. Everybody thought that she would be up and about, completely out of control, but she just sits, doesn't move or talk, just chills (if you can call that chilling). It's a creepy sight for somebody who isn't already used to it. Occasionally, she will say the scariest shit known to man and then just go back to zoning out like nothing happened.

Sir Pentious - Mostly no, but occasionally. Did it because Cherri Bomb did it. Gets the most fucked out out of everybody. He will NOT stop talking. Sir, i love you, but please shut up. Much like Charlie, he also gets really emotional, especially to his Egg Boiz. They help deal with him a lot more than you would think. Alastor commands them to never leave his side because he knows they still listen to him. He also tries harder to flirt with Cherri, he's still bad, if not worse, but it's entertaining. Sometimes just doesn't know what's going on.

Cherri Bomb - YES. She's definitely toned down, this is not her first rodeo. She just tolerates everything, even Sir Pentious' terrible flirting. Later into the night when she's really high, she even finds it a bit endearing. She would definitely vibe with Niffty as she comes up with her creepy shit, Cherri just gets very interested in her, in a similar way to Alastor is. Tries to get everyone to do funny stuff with her like Karaoke, but the only ones who take her up on it is Sir Pentious and Charlie. Probably brought edibles.

Lucifer - Occasionally. Has he tried it? Years ago. Is he a stoner? I don't think so. If he somehow did it, again, would need a little supervision. Would probably cry to Charlie non-stop, they stick together. This is the only time Vaggie would get a break. He'd do stupid shit too, like hide rubber ducks all around the hotel. That is purely to piss off Alastor because Charlie doesn't want him to fight, but it doesn't really work. Gets the munchies like no other. He will have to restock the hotel food supply when he's done. Did it a lot with Lilith when they were together.

Thank you so much for stoning with me :) Send some requests to my ask box if u want.

[androgynousblackbox]

The Ancient Necromancer's Groom AU

Lucifer (20 years old)

Since he was a young kid, he could see and hear things that no one else would, making him an outcast among the other kids. His own family end up abandoning him because he was "too creepy" and has lived on his own in the streets until someone picks him up for an auction. Lucifer is so tired of living alone that accept to participate as something to be sold if at least it will give him a purpose. His magic has affinity with all other kinds, making him extremely desirable for other mages and creatures that want to feed off him.

Alastor Abaddon (???)

A necromancer mage that lives on the swamps outside of New Orleans who bought Lucifer with a bunch of money that he stole. His magic affinity is shadows and the dead. He was born crawling out of the body of his dead mother, a teenager that was killed by his father, and found by Rosie when she was a young mage. His first killing waas his own father. Regularly eats human flesh when he can and in general doesn't have the best opinion of humans for the way they treated mages/other magical creatures. He plans to marry Lucifer to control his training on all forms of magic and have children with him to control the next generation of mages. Because of his upbringing, Alastor has no clue what normal couples do nor how families are supposed to be like, to great frustration of Lucifer.

Charlie (4 years old)

An orphan child with the gift of sight that Lucifer takes a especial liking to so Alastor, without asking Lucifer, decides to adopt her (using a bunch of money he also stole to make the church shut up) to ensure that Lucifer won't ever have a reason to leave. Charlie them both papa or dad, but she is closer to Lucifer and usually follows him around as he is learning on the field. Stolas (???) The familiar of Lucifer that normally takes the form of an owl, but can also disguise himself as a human to follow Lucifer around. He was believed to be a bad omen that only brought on misfortunes and tragedies wherever he went, but he was merely there as a warning that other people never got to experience. The only exception was an old astronomer that Stolas became friends with and taught him a lot about the sky. Stolas takes his familiar role very seriously. He has a crush on the unreliable priest that is "in charge" of keeping watch over Alastor. Father Blitz (35 years old) The priest of the church nearest the swamp that was tasked to keep watch over Alastor to make sure he didn't cause any disasters, but mostly just goes to deliver letters and eat whatever Alastor has edible that isn't raw meat. Alastor already knows he can get almost anything out of him as long he can pay for it, including the adoption of a little girl with very little preparation. Despite his lack of faith and more than loose morals, Blitz is generally not a bad man who prefers to spend his day being lazy and enjoying life however he sees fit. He enjoys learning things about the stars from Stolas. Niffty (???) A house fairy that already lived on the place Alastor came to claim as his own. She cooks, cleans and keeps the place decent, but can't get out the property. She was waiting on the dark covered in dust until Alastor appeared, like a doll without an use. Rosie (???) Another old necromancer whose affinity includes jinxes/curses, the dead and plants (especially poisonus). She practically raised Alastor until he was old enough to live on his own. She becomes the first official teacher of Lucifer and sometimes babysitter of Charlie.

Millie/Titania and Moxxie/Oberon The queen and king of all fairies. They both have known Alastor for many years and are interested to see what does he do with his "little groom."

Carmilla Carmine She makes magical items and instruments to sell. She has known Alastor for a very long time, so naturally she is protective of Lucifer and doesn't want to see him "corrupted" by the asshole that is the necromancer since she can see he has a gentle heart.

[angie-long-legs]

Uhh… sure, you can have a few more.

*Hands him three more cookies*

Also, you were aware I put marijuana in these, right? I thought I told you before, but I’m now realizing that I might’ve forgotten to tell you.

(Can I be cookie anon? lol. Or maybe drug cookie anon lmao.)

Oh, they were edibles? Well, that would explain why he'd spent the past half hour KO'd on the parlour couch, watching Niffty scuttle back and forth on her cleaning rounds with the kind of intense fascination that only ingesting a certain plant could invoke. The little maid was so tiny... but her eye was enormous, almost the size of her entire head! Where was her brain? Or was she just all eyeball and sharp, pointed teeth? How was no one else wondering about this?! The more Angel watched her, the more unsettled he became.

"Oh, they're special cookies. Even betta'," he smiled contentedly, grabbing the cookies and instantly stuffing one into his mouth. "Don't worry, hun, I got a tolerance fa this shit. An' I'm fuckin' starvin'." Angel scoffed another cookie voraciously. Bad idea.

[gamblersbar]

husk is someone you don't want in the kitchen because he either makes the food too spicy or burns it a little. sure it's edible but not. delicious. let this man work the grill and nothing else ( he can make a good STEAK. )

he's just not very good at cooking. the reason, other than being completely uninterested in it, is because he always used to have someone making him his food or he ate at restaurants. he was the kind of an overlord who'd only eat very expensive food. now that he doesn't have that opportunity anymore, he survives on sandwiches or whatever he can find in the fridge.. also niffty has saved his hungry ass many times.

[the-wild-card-hand]

"I'm sorry....I'm gone for like...two hours to go get some more edibles since Niffty got her hands on the ones I save for a rainy day and I come back and suddenly Vaggie and Al are doing butt-stuff with a stick of butter? There's not a gas leak in here right?"

[fanficsfreeideas]

Crimson Deer Sinmas

Chapter 6

day 18 Cooking Decorating

The kitchen was a hive of activity as Niffty and Loona took control, their contrasting energies creating an entertaining harmony. Niffty buzzed around, darting back and forth between the counters, while Loona leaned against the oven, scrolling through her phone until it was time to rotate the cookies.

"I have to admit," drawled Loona with heavy sarcasm in her voice, "it's pretty amusing watching Crimson try to do domestic tasks. I didn't think the guy even knew what an apron was."

Niffty giggled as she neatly arranged the cookie dough on the baking tray. "Oh, but it's so adorable! And Dad looked so happy. It's romantic, don't you think?" Her hands moved swiftly, sprinkling just the right amount of sugar on each cookie. "Besides, they're making memories, and I think it's sweet."

Loona rolled her eyes, still scrolling through her phone. "Yeah, yeah, everything is sunshine and rainbows until Crimson sets the café on fire again."

"Not on my watch!" exclaimed Niffty enthusiastically, spinning around with determination in her eyes. "I'll make sure everything is perfect!"

As if on cue, the timer beeped, and Loona straightened up, putting on oven mitts with a dramatic sigh. "Well, let's hope I don't ruin these." She opened the oven door, and the warm, sugary scent of freshly baked cookies filled the kitchen. Even she couldn't resist taking a small sniff as she carefully pulled out the trays.

"Look at that!" exclaimed Niffty with delight as she clapped her hands together. "They're golden and perfect, just like I promised!"

Loona set the trays down on the counter and smirked slightly. "Well, at least they're not burnt; I'll take that as a win." She reached for her phone again, losing interest. "I better let the lovebirds know they can come back and do the boring part."

Niffty giggled at her words and then heard a thump.

After a few minutes, Alastor and Crimson returned to the kitchen. Crimson had a sour expression on his face, while Alastor's eyes lit up at the sight of the perfectly baked cookies. His ever-present grin grew even wider.

"Marvelous job, you two!" he exclaimed, clapping his hands together.

"Yeah, sure," Loona muttered as she walked past him towards the door. "Just don't turn this into some baking love affair, okay? I'm off the clock." Crimson smirked and watched Loona leave. “She’s got Blitz charms, doesn’t she?”

Alastor chuckled before commenting that Loona is a good kid. Niffty's face lit up with joy as she placed a variety of icings, sprinkles, and toppings on the table. "Everything is ready for decorating! I even got some edible glitter that will make the cookies sparkle!"

Alastor motioned for Crimson to join him as he took a seat. "Come sit, my dear. Let us create cookies as beautiful as our love." Crimson rolled his eyes but sat down, grabbing a piping bag filled with bright red icing. "You're lucky I love you," he whispered, but the small grin on his face gave away his true feelings.

In a surprising display of perfect harmony, Alastor's creative flair melded seamlessly with Crimson's precise hand movements. Crimson pointed at one of Alastor's cookies and quipped, "That one looks like a shapeless mass."

"It's an abstract blob," Alastor retorted with feigned offense, flashing his signature grin. "Art is open to interpretation, my love." Rolling his eyes, Crimson focused on carefully etching the edges of a heart-shaped cookie. "You're hopeless."

"And you're incredibly handsome," Alastor countered, leaning in for a quick kiss.

As they added another perfectly decorated cookie to the growing pile, Alastor couldn't contain his joy and began to hum a cheerful tune. His red eyes shone with pride as he admired their creations. "Look at these masterpieces! We have truly outdone ourselves."

Crimson couldn't help but grin as he picked up a cookie covered in an absurd amount of glitter. "This one looks just like you," he teased. "Why, thank you," Alastor replied without a hint of sarcasm. "It's positively radiant, isn't it?"

With all the cookies completed, they settled back in their chairs, basking in the warmth of the cozy café and each other's company. Alastor reached over to rest his hand on Crimson's, his voice lowering. "Thank you for indulging my whimsies, my love. It's moments like these that make everything worth it."

Crimson squeezed his hand, his smile sincere yet small. "Anything for you, my Deer."

[gctchella]

My muse as a drink!

🐞❄️

🔮🩰

[xthedevilscircusx]

“Alright so maybe fresh baked bread for Husker, sugar cookies for Niffty, aaaand we’ll see if they have tiramisu for Angel.” Lucifer already knows what Charlie likes. They should have cheesecake here. In fact he’ll get her a variety of cheesecake. It’ll make up for worrying her yesterday. Lucifer had just stepped into the bakery when Alastor mentioned drugs. With wide eyes he spun around.

“Whoa there, I don’t think they have that here. If you’re looking for edibles that will be a few blocks down.” He leaned into Alastor and whispered, “I don’t do anything crazy, but if you need to chill out, I have some of those magic brownies. One bite and you’ll be chill for hours.” He added quickly. “Just don’t tell Charlie.” Honestly weed is harmless. His father created it after all, but with his own anxiety, sometimes it’s nice to partake in the devil's lettuce once in a while. “Anyhow, you can’t just get it on the streets here. They do sell it in stores.”

Alastor's eyes were shut, the deer demon drifting off to sleep pretty quickly. It had been a long and wild day.

"Oh, good," Charlie said sounding relieved. "You're coming back tomorrow, right?"

"Oh, yeah, how was Bee?" she added, wondering how her aunt was.

[stagefullofentertainment]

Songs for Hazbin Hotel Characters (Playlists Series)

PART 3

Knowing what day today is, could I have picked any other kind of songs? Probably, but where’s the fun in that? This part is all about the love songs!

Oh, the dreadful Valentine’s Day. How consumerism had ruined you. At least all of us can enjoy a song or two about love. Whether it is with a significant other, friends, family or a fictional character in mind, let it be the best one for you! Today I’ll share my opinions on Hazbin characters’ opinions on Valentine’s Day, give them one song to add in their own playlists and provide you with a quote that they definitely have said during the day.

NIFFTY

If there ever was a Valentine’s Day queen nomination, it would go for Niffty. She’s obsessed with love, so you would expect that she also would obsess over a day celebrating it. Niffty definitely made cards for everyone! And! Only heart shaped food was made during that day, courtesy of her.

Niffty loves boy bands, what can she say?

Sentence of the day: “I wonder if there are enough hearts?”

ANGEL

Angel loves how during the time around Valentine’s Day everything becomes more red, pink and lovely! Well, more than usual. Although this celebration reminds him of a certain bad person, Angel stays strong and doesn’t let it affect his positivity. He only wears heart patterned, detailed or inspired sort of clothing and accessories during the day. Slaying it, of course!

I already headcanon that Angel would be “Queen” obsessed, so this feels like his essence.  

Sentence of the day: “Anybody saw my heart underwear?!”

CHARLIE

Much like Niffty, Charlie would love Valentine’s Day. She would decorate the whole hotel to this theme! Must certainly, Charlie would make some sort of gift to Vaggie. They would have a little date as well that day. But she would not forget the others! Charlie made those little hard candy hearts with sayings for everyone.

She cries during this song. Out of love!

Sentence of the day: “Oh stars, I love everyone!”

HUSK

He is a little romantic at heart. Husk definitely had somebody to love during his living years and that love transcendent to Hell. Though he is a bit rough around the edges, Husk has that sprinkle of love inside which makes him feel too sweetly towards others. So much that he hides it under mean façade. Unsuccessfully, of course.

An energetic song to let Husk let loose a bit!

Sentence of the day: “No, Angel, I did fucking not take your underwear!”

VAGGIE

Now, she does not care about Valentine’s Day. It is a go or miss for her. But! Vaggie cares about Charlie. She too would make a small gift for her princess and enjoy their date. Vaggie is more of a private person, so she will excitedly wait for activities with others to be done, so that she could have Charlie for her own.

Vaggie would vibe with this song so much!

Sentence of the day: “Charlie, I love you and… Angel, get out of here with your disgusting underwear!”

ALASTOR

This man? And celebration of love? You’re joking. Certainly, he hates it. Too much mushy talk about love makes Alastor wanting to barf. He only takes Charlie’s heart out of politeness, nothing more. Alastor locks himself in his quarters and is not to be seen till the next day.

“La Vie en Rose” suits his French side! (This song’s version is for my fellow fans of Paranoid DJ).

Sentence of the day: “Why there are so many hearts that are not edible?”

That’s my takes and the end of part 3. Let yourself love and be loved, my friends! I shall fill my heart with song and let me sing forevermore!

[hazbinquotes]

Husk: I'm not that stupid!

Niffty: Husk, you literally ate the wax off a babybel.

Husk: ALASTOR TOLD ME IT WAS EDIBLE!

[lazybeeart]

Bonus comic*

Wisteria goes overprotective mama bear mode on Baxter. Wisteria sprouts flowers from her hair and they change color depending on how strong her emotions are. Kind of like a mood ring. They are also edible XD

Note: Wisteria is very protective over her friends especially with Niffty because she has a history of exes who have hurt her in the past

[damnedrainbows]

Anything shiny was fair game to the girl. Shiny, and within her reach and decidedly not edible. Niffty growls like the feral chihuahua she is as he attempts to procure the screw from her.

In defiance, her head tilts back to take down the screw, but any smugness is offset by the immediate look of panic on the girl's face as her hands clasp to her throat. She makes a gurgling sound, head whipping back and forth in distress. ...Choking. She's choking on it.

He’d allowed her into his room on the one condition that she not interfere with what he was tinkering with. Antsy as always and having a hard time keeping still, it’s getting hard to keep to the promise she’s sworn by. Niffty dangles from the serpent’s work table, little legs swinging to and fro as she watches him.

A silver screw has rolled her way, seeming to just tauntingly tilt there, urging her to bite it…. And she does. She chomps the screw.

@sirserpentine

[skittish-deer-demon]

Is definitely about to eat something he’s not supposed to right off the floor.

"Skyler no!" Alastor practically let out a startled burst of static in his haste to port over and scoop the little tenta off the floor. "Don't eat that darling, that could hurt you very much-!" He eyed the thing on the floor with distaste before glancing around and wondering where Niffty was. "I'm sorry for picking you up so suddenly, I just didn't want to see you hurt...I can get you something edible to eat if you'd prefer." What was it with children and putting things they weren't supposed to in their mouths?