IM LOSING MY FICKING MINDDD
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... My taste in men is deteriorating
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|God, why is my stupid fucking post about eating shredded cheese for 0 reason the most popular post ive ever made on this blog for an OC i have but rarely ever use-|
|WHY DID THE COLLECTIVE TUMBLR BRAINCELL GO "oh, post about cheese? REBLOG AND LIKE MM YES I TOO LVOE CHEESE"|
|I DID NOT INTEND FOR THE CHEESE POST TO BECOME THE SOLE REASON WHY THIS SIDEBLOG IS INNATELY ALIVE-|
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Listennn- waking up to kiri going to town between your legs like a buffet is truly sending me dimensionally rn 🙃
You wake up drenched and gasping as his tongue works wonders on your clit, your hands immediately finding purchase in his hair.
“Gmornin’ darlin’, sorry I couldn’t help myself,” he says between licks, arms locked around your thighs. It doesn’t take long for you to be shaking through your first release, his eyes dark as he promises he’s not through with you.
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Trying really hard at Normal ConversationTM with new people at a garden party:
Person A: Who was the actor who played the guy in Annihilation?
Person B: Oh, yeah, who was that?
Me:
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Time spent doing hobbies even if you suck at them is time well spent. TIME SPENT DOING HOBBIES ESPECIALLY IF YOU SUCK AT THEM IS TIME WELL SPENT.
Me @ me about wanting to start to knit but afraid of failure.
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@midnightmah07 help me I was looking through my camera roll and found this drawing that I did in September
What are they arguing about? Why is Grim losing the argument? Who is Daisy sending this selfie todjhshdcjvks???
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"Covered in scars but roses are coming through the cracks" is such a raw line and its from a Sonic the Hedgehog song of course
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making a separate post because what the fuck
anyway happy 10 year anniversary to the only marvel film
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I just want you to know that I love reading your life stories and from the context clues on your posts this is what I imagine you look like because you're a 5'3" security guard.
ASFDGGGJHHJGGJGUJGUHFDFGFFFADFSDHHJK
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Y'ALL PLEASE LOOK AT THIS SCREENSHOT I TOOK ACCIDENTLY
OH LORD HE COMIN'
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