okay like i really do love to watch shitty adaptations just to laugh at them, but if there REALLY was one game that really doesn’t need to be turned into a movie it’s the sims. don’t fucking get me wrong i love the sims but like come on. what is this movie even gonna be about. people doing things? pretty sure they’ve already made at least a few movies about that.
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y’all ever hear people say “the quiet ones got the best dick.” that’s choso, choso 1,110%.
now when y’all first get into it he’ll act like he never felt the touch of a woman which can honestly be fifty fifty BUT BABY!!
he will have you clawing at the mattress the second time around, begging him to stop with tears pouring out your eyes.
he wouldn’t even wanna stop, he’s in you and he’s staying there, making sure you get the most pleasure.
fucking with other people was fun and cool for the experience but choso was definitely on another level.
he had you in positions you didn’t even know existed until had you folded like a pretzel and could barely breathe.
choso swore you were the first one he’s ever had sex with but there’s a lie somewhere in that mix, because there’s no way.
no way a man with zero sexual experience has you pinned down into the mattress, eyes filled with tears and can barely see, and his hips moving like water pushing his dick into you.
maybe he was a fast learner but something wasn’t adding up.
this quiet guy who stayed to himself, always hung out with his brother, and played video games on his free time was a freak?
saying nasty things to you that you wouldn’t dare repeat in the presence of others, pulling your hair, slapping your ass…
this man was a pro and there was no doubt about it, the days between the first and second time the both of you had sex wasn’t even that long.
so that’s how you know he couldn’t have learned all this, but that’s not what you’re dragging on.
it’s the fact he tries to act so innocent and like he does nothing and his dick game is “mediocre” when in actuality it’s top tier.
this man was so sexy in bed you couldn’t even comprehend the contrast because you were so delirious from pleasure.
the way he would have his hair in his signature pony’s and sweat would be dripping down his forehead causing him bands to stick.
and the most perfect thing was his “o” face, the way his eyes fluttered before he bent down to kiss you so he could moan into your mouth when he finished.
everything was perfect, almost out of a movie but you could feel it, his every touch, his every move.
choso knew how to feel you up to, pushing his hips deep into you so it felt like something was pushed so deep inside you could taste it.
this man didn’t fuck anyone else, he just knew how to please you and work his dick.
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