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rosenfey · 10 months
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little miss feeling depressed because aivhnnh being ace with abandonment issues makes them hit twice as hard and my mental health progress has been hitting a rock lately!! simply lovely! hahahahahaha
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mulletmitsuya · 2 years
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Tenjiku groupchat!
Warnings: swearing, suggestive
Rindou: gang bang
Rindou: *gang
Ran: saying 'hi' or 'hello' is an option Rindou😊
Rindou: why would i act like a normie
Izana: what's this?
Rindou: a faster way of communication, while drizzling in a little bit of shenanigans 😎
Mucho: delete this now
Mucho: it's distracting
Mochi: why don't we just call each other
Rindou: this is more convenient
Shion: i can't have my phone constantly buzzing man
Shion: it'll distract the ladies
Ran: which ladies💀
Shion: the ones sitting on my dick aha👁👅👁
Izana: 😐
Shion: sorry
Kakucho: why is there a girl here?
Kakucho: i know for a fact that none of you have a girlfriend
Mucho: that's just Sanzu
Shion: she kinda ugly
Shion: i'd fuck with her tho
Shion: hey mama's🤩
Sanzu: i've got a dick and balls
Mucho: Sanzu
Sanzu: he called me mama's
Shion: uh...wdym by that shawty?
Shion: metaphoricaly or?
Rindou: LMAO
Rindou: is he skilled at anything tho?
Rindou: he's kinda skinny
Rindou: where is his value
Rindou: and isn't he a minor🤔
Sanzu: come here so you can find out Haitani bitch
Mucho: Sanzu, stop talking
Ran: aha, watch your mouth little boy☺
Ran: i would hate to have to torture youuuu😚
Rindou: yeah tell em bro
Mochi: i'm begging you guys to take something seriously for once in your life
Mochi: please don't act weird during the fight😐
Ran: weird? we're not weird?
Izana: you are
Mucho: yeah you guys are
Kakucho: you act a little strange from time to time
Ran: even you Kakucho???
Ran: wow
Rindou: you guys r just boring
Izana: if you do any kind of acrobatics during the fight, i'm genuinly going to kill you
Rindou: genuinly cannot make that promise king
Rindou: my bad, in advance
Rindou: didn't we recruit more people
Rindou: give me a sec
*Rindou added Hanma, Kisaki and Koko*
Kisaki: no thank you
Hanma: oolala
Hanma: what may this be 😋
Koko: ...
Kakucho: i don't think they should be here Izana
Izana: why not
Shion: they're not gang😕
Shion: like who even are these people
Shion: he got some ugly ass eyebrows
Ran: Shion, you are the weakest link
Rindou: my brother in christ you get knocked out in the first 5 minutes of every fight
Rindou: they should call u one punched man
Mochi: i cannot emphasize enough how unattractive you are
Shion: what r u guys talking about, fr?😁
Shion: i am a literal god
Shion: bow down peasants
Shion: eat my dust, as i use you as a stepping stone to my victory
Shion: i'm so fucking amazing, i'm so glad to be me
Mochi: what victory????
Ran: you shouldn't be this secure in yourself
Rindou: i associate you with rats and rodents
Rindou: the kind that are ran over
Izana: shut up🙂
Hanma: love this energy
Hanma: but Tetta-sans eyebrows are what make him unique uwu😙
Rindou: *ugly
Hanma: i am going to rip you open and sell your organs
Hanma: i'll use your eye balls as substitute olives for my dirty martini
Hanma: i will make a leather couch with your skin, and use your hair as stuffing
Hanma: jk uwu😚<333
Kakucho: jesus
Rindou: down bad 🚶‍♂️
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borathae · 5 months
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chapter 15
Can’t you like it for me?” he says with big puppy eyes.
You look away.
“You’re being emotionally manipulative here.” shut up girl im loving u too much i cant
“You are playing with fire here, Bunny. Try not to burn yourself”, you grumble.
He chuckles and pecks your cheek.
“I like the burn”, he rasps against the shell of your ear, turning to the front afterwards.
SHUT UP IM CANT TAKE IT. try not to lose your shit challenge- mission failed successfully
He treated you so goddamn fucking well that sometimes you still felt the urge to punch him in the face and run away jk in the corner, i'll take that as a compliment
Lately the latter have become more and more. YAY
“Hey kiddo. How are you doing?” he says in a surprisingly deep voice for such a small frame. me with felix and taehyung
“for half a million bucks I expect to have the painter constantly working on it in a metal cage in the middle of my living room or something.” - ........ - a few bystanders had heard you and were now looking at you with weird eyes. SHUT UP THATS SOO ME except my voice would be low and nobody would hear but could be loud too cuz universe makes it louder at times when u dont want anyone to hear shit
although he was stressed and exhausted he never once smelled of alcohol. AHHHH IM SO PROUD OF HIM *gives a big ass hug and a smooch
WHY DOES NERO'S SHOULDERS LOOK FAMILIAR TO HER AND WHY DOES SHE LOOK FAMILIAR TO HIM AHHH STOP I HATE IT THIS CHAPTER IS A ROLLERCOASTER
again a fluffy moment after the tense thank you, her threatening to buy green and purple pillows PLZ that sounds like me trying to threaten my parents by telling them im gonna marry a cat crazy dude
“I’m not asking for it. I am very much anti punishment uwu i love this stupid noodle
He swallows heavily, “a-are we going to make out now?” he asks, grasping for your hips. he is such a cute and horny noodle pls and no u are about to cringe for the rest of your office time
FUCK GET YOURSELF A MAN WHO CAN FIGHT FOR YOU IMMEDIATELY
“don’t say that what the hell my cock twitched.”
“I am not going to apologize because I am way too turned on to care.”
He looks from side to side with the tip of his nose rosy.
“What’s with the sudden horniness oh my god?”
“It’s just that I never really saw you work before and it’s kinda doing things to me.” SAME HERE IM FEELING IM WATCHING SOME HOT CEO FROM KDRAMA BUT EVEN BETTER AAAAH
It makes his ass cheeks tense up and forces a quiet whimper from between his lips. SHUT UP SHUT UP HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO MOVE ON FROM THIS MOVE ON WITH MY DAILY LIFE????? VANESSA HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LIVE LAUGH LOVE IN THESE SITAUTIONS ??
I REPEAT HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LIVE LAUGH LOVE IN THESE SITUATIONS??? JIWOO SOUNDS SIERIOUS OH SHIT NOW SHE KNOWS AAAH
WHY IS SHE CONNECTING THE DOTS SOMETIMES CHARACTERS SHOULD BE DUMB PLEASEEEE also why is there a group of people surrounding kook??? 👀
the whole thing was soo tense i sweated through my shirt now im a stinky kid -_- BUT WE LOVED IT the emotions was captured soo well and he was supportive yet very unsupportive if your brain's going haywire with an anxiety/panic attack
Twirling him threw him straight into subspace. *insert meme i hope i dont fall, her: twirls him kook : oh no mommy
the mom is sweet AND I CANT STAND THE DAD UGHHH
i prayed for her to not go to the mirror AND SHE DID NOO its really the worst thing to do during a panic attack :(
that was soo scary even i felt the uncontrollable demons while reading and thanks it ended on a good note and it was cute.
anyways i wish her a great day next morning(tho the story has ended) cuz them muscles be hurting like a bitch oof
Me reading through all your reactions:
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hahahahha I love how you went on an emotional rollercoaster with this chapter jfdjsf also you quoting so many parts is my weakness hehehe thank you so much for doing that
BROORORORO THE TWIRLING PART WAS THE ONE OF THE FIRST TIMES I WENT "oh fuck i have a mommy kink" LIKE IDK IF YOU GUYS KNOW BUT AAOL WAS MY MOMMY KINK AWAKENING FADSFAHH
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weird-dere-writes · 8 months
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twy… my heart…….my adored…. my greatly beloved……. my pookie wookie bookie bear………. how can you stomach…….. candy corn. 😞💔☹️👎🏾
Idk Villie, my love, my darling, my precious. I suppose I am just built different fr 🤷🏾‍♀️.
May I even go as far as to say, built alternatively better?
Jk jk ofc. I am better than no one uwu. We are all just little guys <3. BUT!!
I just think it's yummy :3. It's never particularly bothered me flavor wise or tummy wise.
I also never really have them except for around Halloween when they're more widely available. Just like assorted chocolates around Valentine's or peppermint bark around Christmas n such. But even then I feel like I didn't have any last year or any time between then and now.
So Maybe bc I hardly ever have it I've never really gotten sick of it?
Idk I feel like I could eat them shits all day. (I'd prolly get sick if I'm being honest, but like the vibes, y'know?)
Anyways, long live candy corn and all it's variations!
I like the regular and the little pumpkin shaped ones, but I'm not as big a fan of the ones with the chocolate bottoms tbh. But still they are allowed to exist >:3.
Besides, my sweet, sweet Vil~
If ever you get some candy corn you don't want, my dear I will protect your stummy and eat it for u >:))))))
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ufolvr · 5 months
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It's been short minute since I made this post but I'm realizing its all hormone infused ocd overthinking making me sick and scared so. Take this with a grain of salt + I might delete it later.
Ok tiptoeing my way around this but I don't think I'll ever like. Come clean about certain f/os bc they're meant to represent horrible people or are downright vile and it makes Me second guess how i view them.
And yeah I understand fiction affects reality I'm not saying I should be allowed to do whatever unapologetically that'd ignore years and years of media supporting systemic oppression and normalizing it. Whatever.
What I am saying is that liking a character from a certain show can make people uncomfortable and make them not want to talk to you and make assumptions about you and your moral stance on things. And I just straight up do not want to give strangers that opening towards me.
I'm not saying I support creators who use their platform to harm minorities like scott cawthon or jk rowling btw. Nor that I love shit like sp hetalia or aot which are straight propaganda. And also don't take this statement to mean "it's ok guys I'm bad but I'm not bad like Those people uwu" leave me alone. Also doesn't mean I like characters who are underage btw if you were wondering.
I don't know what I wanted to say with this. Just like. Some of my f/os are for me and my friends alone bc unless u know me and I know u know me I will be constantly afraid u think I'm a freak monster or that I endorse what the characters in question stand for.
I don't know. I don't know! I'm near my period I have mad ocd and other issues I overthink way too much and think liking a problematic character will send me to hell (figuratively). Hopefully u won't think I'm hiding demonic secrets in my basement for saying this.
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oracleofsecrets · 1 year
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VIOLENCE AND BLOOD AND MAKING EVERYBODY MAD. 1, 19, and 25 >:)
SAE 0W-20. Oh oops. Wrote this in notes app so. Here, have my car’s motor oil flavor
Anyway I think I’ll do ace attorney bc that’s the one I’ve been Most aware of its fandom
1 — character everyone gets wrong
There are several,,, but the ones that peeve me the most are Maya and Franziska
Maya’s often flattened into memester burger queen comedic relief who dispenses Romantic advice to make nrmt happen. It’s such a waste when she’s got So much happening and is pretty damn smart
Similarly, Franziska is sidelined even More and is reduced to Angry Meanie and also a prop to encourage nrmt. I find that the average franziska portrayal is really one-note and is just like “Haha she says fool and whips people” which sucks bc again she has So much unexplored complexity in the games And in fandom that people wouldn’t hesitate to explore if she were a male character instead
And also these tend to combine into really boring franmaya just to make sunshine/grump happen. Or again, they’re off to the side or used only as a vehicle for nrmt development.
Or like… I’ve seen ppl think Maya was head over heels for Franziska from Day One like. No??? Wtf? I think Maya had More Important Things on her mind than like. “Ooh that person prosecuting me is kinda hot👀”
I can’t even elaborate Too much bc I’d be here all day but. Also criminally misportrayed is Phoenix. He is not uwu sunshine bleeding heart heart on his sleeve. And neither is Ryuunosuke.
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Ok one more salt. Temenos OctopathTraveler2 wasn’t Madly In Love with Crick. Also he is Not as horny/flirty as many are portraying him as…. He outright said staves don’t need sheaths smh my head
19 — smth I’m mad/ashamed I actually kinda like
My lawyer says I don’t have to answer this question
(jk)
Idk if Shame/anger is the word for it. But I want to study kristoph under a microscope and also purposefully zoom in too far so that he gets crushed when the long magnifier breaks the slide glass
It’s more like… I don’t want to be associated w people who like genuinely think he was just misunderstood 🥺 uwuuu he was in WUV, he had a bad childhood. or the opposite, with ppl who go a lot darker in their interpretation bc that’s just not smth I want to think about
Cuz like. Obviously this guy fucking sucks and I hate him but also he’s sooooo pathetic that it’s funny
And also I think it’s interesting to think about like, what being friends (or “friends”) with someone like that for Seven Years does to Phoenix. Bc I lov putting that man through the wringer ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
25 — common fandom complaint sick of hearing
Any apologism and vehement defense of shitty male characters lol
Godot’s shitty condescending misogynistic remark at franziska wasn’t a mistranslation. He calls her a shrew/unruly woman, basically says “that’s enough princess, it’s adult time” (notably using “-Chan”, where Phoenix calls her Von Karma Kenji [“prosecutor von karma”]). This line was translated to “But you can go now, princess. It's time for the big boys to take the reins.” So like…. Where’s the misinterpretation 🤨
And also he says “I don’t like talkative women”. There might be more nuance there that google translate can’t capture but like. That’s Still a sexist thing to say.
Just admit ur horny for godot and don’t care about women
Mvk doesn’t have lead poisoning; he’s an emotionally abusive parent and shitty person. Like u don’t even have to squint at the games to come to that conclusion. Kin memories and brainless analysis won’t disprove that. Sometimes abusers can even do nice things or genuinely love someone, but that doesn’t mean they’re not abusive
Barok van Zieks doesn’t have a Redemption arc from his Constant Indefensible Racism. You clowns are just horny and have bad taste.
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chryblossomjjk · 1 year
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From the way he answered his phone like “yes Seulgi” it sounded so dry, I can’t wait to find about why their marriage is like this now😱 but Damn JK is hot 🥵
ahhhhh i always love when u guys pick up in little things it makes me uwu !!! AND TRUE LIKE HE DIDNT EVEN GREET HER OR NOTHING LIKE NO HI HOW ARE YOU JUST IMMEDIATELY 🤨 yes can i help u ? stank attitude lmao
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If there was a such a thing like contraceptives in Bg3. how would Astarion react to Tav asking him to use a condom?
Okay first off I snickered at this, thank you anon. Two, I don't think he can have kids (unless he somehow drank a lot of blood to do that dnd trick and rolled a nat 20 jk).
Honestly, given the situation of the camp and the adventure prob doesn't take you to places to get a medieval style condom, you prob both have to drink a tea (which is very nasty tasting from what I read and that is just one type of contraceptive) or use magic... Roll to not get pregos (im sorry why is this funny)
But say this comes (eyyy lol) up, he prob do pull out game or if you bring it up use the tea method. This gonna be on my mind all day now THANKS ANON lol
lol shadowheart giving tav the tea like "we don't need mini vampires trying to bite everyone". cuz she's the only healer and you def told her you fucked Astarion (i would u banged a vampire and the bloodloss is something she def gonna ask why and tease you about like with the goblin bdsm priest guy man i love tht guy uwu)
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kalijhomentethi · 3 years
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which type of romanticism are you?
deep romanticism
mindlessly shared space, automatic glances, overwhelming warmth: you're deep romanticism. deep romanticism consists of pure comfort and belonging, the complete intertwining of two souls. it's growing into a shape that fits perfectly in the arms of another, it's asking questions you already know the answer to, just to hear the way they pronounce those words again, it's admiring their face as they sleep pressed against you, admiring the same face you study as they talk about whatever they're fond of that week, yet finding new things to love, even after years of doing so. you're most likely an old and pure soul, and anyone would be so incredibly lucky to have you. just remember that emotional and romantic depth is not the end goal, enjoy your journey rather than focusing on a certain point of achievement along the way. love in uncertainty, sit in unfamiliarity.
“we'll survive, you and i”- f. scott fitzgerald
tagged by: @buntsuko ty!! uwu
tagging: @ask-syndra @embraced-agony @ioniasjewel @empcratriz @kaisajhomentethi @regina-tenebris @defyances
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bushmonsterr · 4 years
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Just a peek of an incoming small doodle comic ish I’m working on 💃💃💃
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mrs-monaghan · 1 year
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I love your blog so much! When I first started supporting Jikook, which was a while back and joined the tumblr I remember hating it here because no one actually said what I genuinely believe they felt. Everything had to be roses and sunshine all the time.
Back in 2016 I pointed out to a blogger how I think JK and Tae are not on good terms and are awkward together and I was chewed out and called a solo Stan for saying an observation that was later proven to be true. Even after they reconciled I remember thinking this is a work in progress bc their interactions are cringe and awkward but every blogger would uwu their moments and not call out the elephant in the room which was this is awkward as hell.
You don’t sugar coat things because you aren’t afraid of being called an anti or a solo Stan. You call a spade a spade and will even call out members behaviors if you think them questionable. I enjoy your level of honesty, it’s refreshing. You actually value differing opinions.
you are a breath of fresh air and I don’t think there are many bloggers like you out there.
Why anon, asante sana!
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No need to Google. That means "tyvm" in swahili. You learnt a new language. You're welcome 😉
Wait, do some of you even know how I got here? I feel like most you just clicked on the Jikook tag and decided you like what I have to say without any clue as to how I got here. I'm shocked no one has accused me of using Storm because that's exactly what it looks like
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I honestly dk where u guys came from but I'm not going to ignore asks when I get them just to avoid looking like something I'm not. It is what it is ig. But its still so funny to me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Kisses anon. I appreciate your appreciation
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cutekermit · 6 years
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boutta go in public when i havent showered for a week haha depression am i right uwu
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mooncleaver · 2 years
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percy jackson piercing headcannons (ft. y/n)
pairings: percy jackson x gn!reader
warnings: mentions of needles/ piercing guns
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• listen if you guys ignore the life threatening quests he has literally every other day • i think he would have time to get piercings • men with piercings>>> totally not bc im a kpop fan • anyways i saw this one fic on wattpad where percy had piercings • omg alliteration JK • forgot who the author was but if u see this, ur my inspiration :D
➼ ok so he would have your essential lobe piercing • that would be his first one • i think he would get them done at claire's (not recommended, don't use guns!) • like one day he would be at a mall with sally and saw the girlies getting them done • and he was like omg i want one • dear reader, ur gonna have a lot of piercings bc i do HAHA • anyway after ya'll started dating he got more • that's how u got to know each other actually • he saw your jewelry-cladded ear and fell in love uwu • i think he would have a helix on one of his ears • that was the first cartilage one he got done • he asked you to come with him • for moral support ofc • you guys actually went to a professional piercer thank goodness • he held your hands the entire time <33 • the piercing lady was so nice love them • so throughout the healing process you kept reminding him to clean them with solution bc he always forgets lol • third time he got his seconds done • very fast healing 10/10 • then mf got bold • and got an industrial wooo • the pain was so worth it • slightly shouted "poseidon's tits!" when the needle went through LMFAO • i think he would fiddle with them a lot subconsciously and you have to gently redirect his hands away • *lovingly scolds mr jackson* • he pouts after so u give him cute kiss • after a few months of healing he asked you to get one together!! • he gets a tragus and you got a rook aw ➼ now moving on to the jewelry itself • at first they were all just the standard titanium ones • but after they healed= jewelry galore • for his lobes he got classic hoops • for his industrial he has this rlly cute one where the balls were turquoise gems • and in the middle it had a tiny turtle charm • on his tragus are these opal studs (to match the industrial gems!!) • and actually, during your guys' anniversary he got you matching earrings • they were gorgeous silver chains with a blue-ish transparent gem stud and a small butterfly dangling down • you both have them on ur helixes • but anyways you're pretty much known as the hot couple with piercings at camp • could be slightly inconvenient during fights but imagine how cool you looked • with the light reflecting on them when you bring your swords down • badass ➼ bonus scene: if you have a septum piercing, he was surprised when you flipped them down one day
i got slightly carried away.. but enjoy!
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nanamishair · 3 years
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girl. u better post that headcanon youve been talking about its basically rotting in your drafts
okay bitch
jjk men professing their love
this is purely my opinion of how i think they’d tell their liking to s/o!
characters: gojo satoru, nanami kento, itadori yuuji, fushiguro megumi, inumaki toge
warnings: these are just some cringe and cliche stuff, really just trying to clear my drafts hehe, also i have side comments and those maybe annoying im sorry ;-;, grammar errors and typos!
Gojo Satoru
We all know this man is confident so he’ll probably confidently and straightforwardly say to you he likes you
But one problem is you only took it as a way for his flirting
He thought that was easy but boy, he did not expect you won’t sincerely believe him
Now he keeps on thinking about how he’ll tell you he likes you without you thinking it was purely for flirting purposes
You both were just chilling peacefully somewhere and he just looks at you and admires you as you stared happily at your students
“Hey, I know I have said I like you. But I’m just going to say it again, I like you. For real.”
And finally, you did not take it as his way of flirting. Red cheeks covered your and Gojo’s cheeks
he’s hopeful you’d reciprocate his feelings but who wouldn’t be right >.> he’s just relieved that you finally felt sincere of his confession
He’s nervous on what you’ll reply but he’ll accept whatever you’ll finally say to his confession
Nanami Kento
First of all, I honestly think he won’t tell you he likes you because we all know this man wants to protect the people around him ;-;
But okay let’s say this man finally took the courage and chance to confess to you
I always think that he’ll confess at night, or some time when you both will part ways already like when he has brought you at the bus stop or your apartment
You know, that way after he confesses and he gets a reply from you (or not, he’ll probably give you time to think about it) he can already go home or sleep
“I have thought about this so much y/n and I really wanted to tell you that I like you so much.”
He may look so calm about it BUT HE’S SO NERVOUS AND HE STUTTERED ALOT OF TIMES, FOR REAL
He’d be cool with whatever you’d reply him!
You like him back? He’ll be relieved and happy about it
You don’t feel the same? He’ll still feel the same and would just maintain the friendship you both have
Itadori Yuuji
I think Yuuji is the type to not know he likes you until someone teases him for that
He’ll spend more time with you to confirm that he likes you, he doesn’t want to confess to you just because his friends tease him UwU
But okay, Yuuji is a sweet boy and I headcanon that he’ll buy flowers or chocolates to give you on the day he’ll confess
I don’t know why but I think he’s actually chill about confessing!
Like he’ll give you the chocolate and confess
“You know, I really enjoy being with you. I thought about it and I do confirm that I like you.”
He flashes that signature smile of him ;’)
Both of your cheeks be on the red hue and he’s just there standing, waiting for your reply
Just like Nanami, he’d be completely fine with whatever you’d reply to his confession hihi
If you do reject him and he notices you feel kind of awkward with him, he’ll try to get you at ease coz he still wants you by his side even as his friend only UwU
Fushiguro Megumi
This guy keeps on stealing glances at you as if he’d be able to tell you he likes you in that way
He’s encouraged by Yuuji and teased by Gojo (Gojo would probably ask Megumi if he wants to set you up with him somewhere but megumi just screams no)
I do feel like he’ll just say it on the spot when he feels like it is the best time for both of you, something like a very chill day
But the words just won’t come out, his mouth be opening and closing like 0.0 0o0 0.0 0o0
You’d notice this and ask him if he was fine, and instead of answering your question, he’d confess
“I like you y/n. a lot.”
Okay he’d curse mentally because that wasn’t what he imagined he’d tell you, he was hoping he could also tell you about your smiles and laughs that makes his heart go fast (not to mention that he stuttered just from that short sentence)
Anyway, what’s done is done that’s what he tells himself after confessing to you, now he’s just waiting for what you’d reply
He’s fine with whatever you’ll reply too! (but i feel like he’ll cry at his room when you reject him ;-; )
Inumaki Toge
Cutie boy be stressed how to tell you he likes you because of his cursed speech
But he decides on a handwritten letter and maybe he’d give you your favorite rice ball (im a sucker for handwritten letters and rice balls)
He wasted a lot of paper coz he wants it perfect because its the best way he could relay his feelings to you UwU
He’ll give the letter to you on a day he’s sure you’re in a great mood
His hand is shaking while handing you the letter and the rice ball, he’s trying to stop the shaking but it makes his hand shake more (protect him please)
He looks at you nervously as he watches you read his short letter
“Hello! I don’t how many papers I have wasted already just to write you this. but here it goes. Y/n, I like you so much. My heart flutters whenever I see you, no enough rice balls can express how much i like you. Hope this letter and rice ball finds a way into your heart.”
He’s cheesy but that’s what makes it so cute and special please UwU
He also wrote in the letter a specially made ingredient for you which is equivalent to i like you, so he can verbally tell you too that he likes you and maybe later on, the ingredient will also be equivalent to i love you if things go well! 🥺 (protect!!!)
This boy is so hopeful that you’d reciprocate his feelings (you do not have an option to reject him period jk)
He’s happy and will hug you immediately when you reciprocate his feelings
But if you do reject him, he’ll force an eye smile and go straight to panda and cry (i said u dont have an option to reject him¡!¡ jk)
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changlix-mp4 · 3 years
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BANG CHRISTOPHER CHAN ♡ : A TO Z - ( NSFW )
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A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)
well , we all know how caring he is?
he is so dad , caring , like yea daddy ( sorry ksjsk )
ok for real ,
I think he is the type to wait a little bit , to let you both calm down , holding you into his arms
after cleaning you up
he’s gonna be soft with you
treat you right huh
little caresses and all
he is so affectionate , he’s so adorable ,, I want to hug him forever 
*crying session is open*
I definitively can see him wanting to cuddle you afterwards
he would lay his head on your chest at first , wanting you to play with his soft curly hair
NATURAL CURLY HAIRED CHAN SUPERIOR , BARE WITH ME
after awhile , he would put your head on his chest and his turn , he would play with your hair
holding you close with his hand on your waist until you both fall asleep
c u t e .
B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)
Well , before I start ,,
Chan said he loves his dimples when he smiles ,, well same
SO
I think Chan’s favourite body part are his dimples and his whole body? I mean I don’t really know, and I can’t really explain , but the fact that he works out and take care of his body ,,
he prob likes his arms aswell ( anyways , I do )
For his partner , he’d prob likes ,, oh no ,, loves your thighs , the skin so soft , smooth  ( so sexc sksj ) ,, he loves the fact that they’re not too slim and skinny . He also likes your plump lips , so kissable and soft and your tummy uwu
knowing Chan , I bet this boy loves every parts of your body
I know y’all don’t care , but
I love Chan’s veiny arms , his hands omfg choke me daddy , his cheeks , his hair , his smile omg, well … EVERYTHING ABOUT HIM ! His dimples are my weakness bye.
C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person)
not the greatest taste?
but more liquidy and not sticky gross
so I-
I think it’s fine to swallow it?
he thinks it’s hot when you do this
but he’s not the type to want you to do things that make you uncomfortable
If you don’t want to swallow it , then don’t do it
If you want to , just do it
you’ll just make him moan at the sight before him
he likes loves to cum inside
it’s his fav place
when he doesn’t cum inside you
he would cum on your thighs ( because he loves them asf )
and your stomach too
but not on your face
you both find it gross so it’s a big no no
and it’s more embarrassing than sexy so , NO
D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
chan is actually pretty open about his kinks?
he’s a dom ( we all know it jk )
act like he knows what he’s doing
but sometimes it’s not the case
actually there is one thing he’ll probably never admit
he acts like he wants to do all the job
the one who control
but daddy he wants to feel special sometimes
that’s why he f loves when you want to take control
he’d act like he doesn’t want to , but boy inside is burning with excitments & anticipation
I also think chan is the type to use your underwear when he jacks off
the thought of you in them, really turns him on
he’s just a bit ashamed to steal some panties of yours he loves a lot
ohh and he really wants to try fingering you in a public place
like in a restaurant? , library
He’s nervous about bringing it up tho. It’s a thought that he jacks off to sometimes
E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)
not really experienced.
chris is super hot , well build , really charming , polite and all
let’s just say perfect ( I’m not even exaggerating )
everyone want to get in his pants
but
I’m pretty sure chan is a virgin ,,
I mean , he prob just saw a few porns
my boy is really intelligent so
he just learn very fast skjsl
but yea ,,
and plus , he was a trainee since he was young , 14?
being under jyp had its own restrictions
and I don’t think he needed that and he had time for that
busy man *sigh*
F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying. will probably include a visual)
I don’t think he is very demanding
chan is someone very simple , understanding , he’s just not complicated
not someone hard to please
so I think ,
he enjoys the traditional one ( lmao ) missionary?
he also enjoys doggy style too
he can pulls on your hair to lift you up and have your back against his chest
in this position he can put his hand on your stomach and your neck to slighty squeeze it
AND
he loves when you ride him
boy gets harder than he was ,, as hard as a rock
is that possible??
this position makes him horny asf
he finds it f hot
he loves the fact that he can see your pretty face making yourself feels good
with this position he can see your face when you orgasm
he can easily kiss your neck , make hickeys
he can holds you and yea ,,
he can do a lot of things with this position ( hell yea )
but like I said chan is a super easy person to please
missionary is his fav one
he actually finds it very confortable for the both of you
very soft in a way and romantic
making love uwu
depends of the situation obv;)
G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)
Chan is a goofy person
I mean is so giggly most of the time
ma babey!!!
he loves to tease , oh yea he does
he can be the type to laugh during sex , if you make a joke ( yea why not lmao )
if you’re uncomfortable , he’d try to make you feel better
so he’d try to make jokes ,if his first option of consolling you doesn’t work
if you guys feel like laughing , you’ll do
looking into your eyes and smiling at each other
c u t e
ngl he can get pretty serious
again , it depends of the mood
when he’s frustrated , angry , tired..
H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)
I’m pretty sure
he is not bare down there ,,
veeeryy well groomed
doesn’t shave it all off, simply trims, all nice and neat
the amount of hair isn’t too crazy
armpits shaved , he feels more confortable and clean
guys , this boy armpits is cleaner than my whole face tf
happy trail shaved since
TOO MUCH TUMMY FLASHES
but wants to keep his happy trail ,, maybe??
ughhh I want him to keep it bcs damn this is so hot
please hear me out daddy chris
i want to suck hug him
but honestly I feel like
he can go natural when he has the choice?
I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)
he is so caring
so very romantic
he is a passionate man and he shows it through many ways
we all know it
ahhh I love this man sfm
but sometimes he can be rough
not too much but it depends of his mood
I mean he is daddy so sometimes he feels like he have to show his daddyness lmao i just cringed help me ughhh
he feels like he have to show his dominance sometimes
but when I say rough
it’s not something really wild x)
even when he’s rough
he controls himself
and make sure to check if you’re alright
tbh rough sex happends very very very rarely
but it makes it more special ,, x)
he cares a lot about you
i think he’s more into vanilla sex
yeaa I’m sure he is sooo into it
I mean c u t e
I mean I want him to make love to me!! lord forgive me
he is naturally sweet and adorable so
lord I’m so in love with this man <3
J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)
he doesn’t do it often
only when he really is alone
especially if you are not around
when he’s really frustrated he also tends to jack off
and one of the reasons why he doesn’t really masturbate
it’s just because he’s constantly around the boys
and my boy is a really hardworking man
well , like I said before he doesn’t do it often
probably once or twice a week? Or not at all the week
it’s when he really needs some reliefs
K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)
chris is kinky , PERIOD .
y’all can’t deny it
• daddy kink for sure , no doubt ahah
he said it himself sooooo
he’s daddy material tho lmao
he gets turn on when he is being called daddy sometimes
if you call him daddy in public he will get a light boner for sure
guess what will happen next;)
BUT it’s not a need !
he doesn’t want to be called that every time you guys have sex
•maybe roleplay
teacher x student / doctor x patient or stuff like that ( I think he can prob play both, that boy is a switch )
I think he’s definitively not into hardcore bondage ( sorry ) but doesn’t mind to blindfold you
•edging : giving and receiving
he loves the way he can make you whine and scream when he’s overstimulating you
BUT that is only for pleasure and not for torture
•praise kink: giving and receiving
he thinks it’s somehow important
•biting kink : both giving and receiving
he likes feeling you bite down on his skin when he fucks you
he also loves it when you moan out for him as he nips at your skin
thinks hickeys are sexy ( and tf yes they are )
•so marking kink: giving and receiving ,,
it makes him horny when you give him hickeys out of nowhere
and he loves it when you do it while he makes love to you
but most of time he is the one giving them to you
loves leaving hickeys and little bruises on your hips , neck , collarbones , stomach and thighs ( your whole body should be decorated by his soft lips skjsk )
having hickies and love bites on his neck and collarbones
he loves his back being scratched
likes seeing the scraches on his back in the mirror
oh my gosh imagine what it looks like when he takes a shower ,, the water cascading over the red marks omg help me I’m-
since I think he likes thighs ( idk why but yea)
•THIGH RIDING is a big YES
his muscular thighs!!
he likes it when you wear strockings // it’s so fucking hot
•impreg kink tho it’s so sexy and cute damn <3
L = Location (Favourite places to do the do)
chan is not picky , he’s a simple guy
the bedroom is perfect
why? because it’s confortable
AND secure , intimate
it’s somehow warm and all
but the rest of the house is ok tho
kitchen ( but very rarely bcs you guys feel like it’s not very hygienic but it happens only when one of you are reaaaaaaaaaaaaaally horny and impatient)
living room : couch , carpet ,, shower sex is one of his fav
bath sex with chan is a concept
he’s not into public places
he wants thing to be confortable and intimate ,, that’s why he prefers doing it at home
Or maybe omg
s t u d i o
one of his fav for sure!!
he loves having sex with you in his studio ,, hot
having you riding him slowly
or cockwarming while he’s working ( arg stop me )
M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)
kisses by his ears and down his neck
his ears seem to be really sensitive hehe
he really likes when you trace his veins with your fingertips ( it also turns you on , ugh it’s like i’m talking about me *moan * )
seeing you in his clothes really turns him on aswell
when you stroke his hair , like when you’re sitting on his lap and run your fingers through it , pulling at the strands a little ( goosebumps kskjs)
but ngl he can get turn on by you whatever you do lmaao
just smile , just breath , boy is turn on ( jk .. unless ahah)
N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)
anything that involves bodily matter or fluids that are not sperm or vaginal fluid
he does not like degradation , it’s a big NO !
He would never ever degrade you! He likes and respect his girl too much to talk down to her ,, chan is a gentleman . He expects you to treat him the same btw
AH!! sharing you sexually . Don’t even think about it
things like threesomes and all, aren’t his thing
anything that involves violence too
O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)
he f loves it when you go down on him kissing him from his neck all along his collarbones , abs ,, running your hands on his torso
it pleases him to hit the back of your throat ,, but stay careful to not hurt you
he loves the sight of you inbetween his legs
he likes threading his fingers through your hair ,, pulling at it a little
but my man chan is one of the few blessings on this planet
he equally loves both : giving and receiving
he likes pleasuring you ,, looking at you from between your legs seeing you rolling your eyes in the back of your head , throwing your head back
seeing the way your eyesbrows frown , biting you lips
seeing how you clunch at the sheets , and pulling at his hair ,,making him moans at the sensation and at how sexy you look like
oof this is so sexy I want to disapear helpsk
P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? Etc.)
he can be rough y’know not really hard and fast but yea it depends of his mood
he is the one controlling the pace
even when you ride him , he’d place his hands on your waist/ hips to guild you
but I think he’s more into sensual things
he’d be slow and sensual
really slow when he wants to tease the sh^t out of you
he’d be gentle obv
y’know into vanilla sex
Idk why people think he seems to be into really rough things but I DON’T THINK it’s actually the case
my babie is so soft behind all those muscles uwuuuu
Q= Quickie ( Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex and how often? )
No, quickies mainly have to be done in a risky area and that freaks him out so no
plus he hates feeling rushed.
he’s not the biggest fan but he def. won’t turn you down if you suggest it
he won’t push you away for sure
He finds it kinda hot because it mainly means you are needy for him.
Would rather have proper sex. He likes taking his time so quickies aren’t ideal.
On the very unlikely occasion he’d go for a quickie it would definitely have to be in a place he would never get caught
R= Risk (Are they game to experiment? Do they take risks?)
He is not that risky, he wouldn’t do anything to hurt you or to get caught in a sexual act
He has his own boundaries
He is prob open to try new things
he just needs to be convinced first but mainly just to tease you. He wants you to give him reasons
ngl i think he doesn’t know a lot of different kinks and stuffs so he is probably quite open for experimenting ,, curious boy
As long as none of them involve pure pain and violence he’s good.
S= Stamina (How many rounds can they go for? How long do they last?)
I don’t think I really need to write something for this one? He has a good stamina and can last a long time. I think he starts really slow at the beginning and then uses more force and speed after a while .
SO all night bcs of his crazy stamina , I mean he is pretty athletic so , but again DEPENDS of the day and mood
making love all night , taking his sweet time my fucking heart is beating so fast omgg
doesn’t get tired easily i think ; I mean boy can’t even fall asleep irl
BUT don’t get me wrong he can go for rounds but makes time to appreciate your presence and enjoy having conversations with you , y’know?
So prob tried to not go too crazy bcs he wants to spend time with you afterwards get me
If i have to say the numbers of rounds i’d say 3-5 rounds max . Again , it would depends on his mood and pace
T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)
Definitely NOT a toy user
he’s not into it at all
a vibrator is what he will use ONLY if you ask him to ( I think you must really insist if you want it )
he def prefers tease you with his fingers , cock but not objects
it’s skin against skin for him ,bye.
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
lmao we all know he is a fcking tease
sometimes , I think it comes to him naturally and it’s apart of his personality
he finds it so cute when you’re frustrated ,blushing and super shy ahah ( my body is burning just thinking about him teasing skjls)
V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)
L O U D.
I mean , please listen to 3RACHA songs , he’s pratically moaning ( that’s so sexy tho *moan*)
deep , or high pitched ( lord help me ) soft grunts
moans , groans , breathy moan ( does not scream that’s it )
please just imagine when he’s getting close and makes those sounds
( i’m the one horny rn , brb imma fix my problem lmao )
W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)
he loves to hold your hand while you two are having sex ( uwu I’m so in love )
enjoys strip teases. Whether it’s giving or receiving ( lord , imagine him getting rid of his clothes slowly and looking straight into your eyes , biting his lips .. I’M NOT OKAY!!)
loves it when you hold his head while he gives you oral , pulling at his locks
fucking loves buying cute and sexy ( not vulgar ones) lingerie sets for you
not necessarily for sex , he just loves admiring the way you look in black or red lingeries ( or even pastel colors )
he just lives for the moments when you dress up for him , only for him
like knowing he’s the only one who sees
X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)
long and thick. veiny
6-7 inches
( please i just took a ruler to look at the length , the way i moaned i’m-)
Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)
normal?, average. 1-3 times a week
but he doesn’t need to have sex every week to stay satisfied
Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
depends on how long you two were having sex
of course after a proper after care.
but would rather hold you for a moment , talking with you , making you laugh and smile. It means a lot for him , want to enjoy the warmth of your bodies against each other.
c u d d l e  to sleep. uwu cute
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Hey love! Ur fav requester here! Jk XD Anyways I thought of a cool request idea but how about a Levi x female reader where the reader is in Levi's squad and both Levi and reader have feelings for another. But they end up getting in some kind of argument and reader runs away outside when it's storming to go cry. Some people heard the argument and go and help find her uwu Plus that good TLC maybe where reader wears Levi's clothes too. Thank you sm for dealing with my requests 😭 love u!
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Levi x Fem!Reader: The Storm
Warnings: None
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"Will you just stop complaining (Y/N)? I already told you no" Levi said and crossed his arms.
She narrowed her eyes at him. "I'm not complaining! I'm just saying what is the obvious" she replied.
Levi and (Y/N) were having a heated argument about something that occurred during the day. She was not happy about what was going on, and she was trying to point it out to him. Levi thought she was just complaining.
Truth is, Levi and (Y/N) both had strong feelings for one another, but both were too scared to admit it. People noticed it, and even pointed it out, but the two of them would just shrug it off.
"Ugh! (Y/N) just shut the hell up already! You complain too much and it's so annoying" Levi snapped and looked at her.
She went silent.
What he said kind of made her upset. She never thought she was annoying before, she didn't really know what to say to him now.
The cracking of thunder broke her out of her thoughts. "Oh... well I'm gonna go now" she said and stood up.
Levi noticed her tone and the way her whole mood changed. "Wait (Y/N)..." he said.
She didn't listen and slammed the door to his office. Levi rolled his eyes at how stupid he sounded, he really said that to her. He didn't mean to call her annoying, it sort of slipped out, he was upset.
The loud claps of thunder and the sound of pounding rain was making it difficult for him to focus. Levi hated storms for very specific reasons, and it bothered him to the point where he couldn't do his paperwork. He was also very worried about (Y/N). He cared a lot about her ever since she was promoted to his squad months ago.
Levi decided to go and find her to talk. He didn't want her going to bed upset. He exited his office and was faced with Hanji.
"What do you want?" Levi asked and crossed his arms.
She nodded. "Um.. I wanted to check in with you. I heard you arguing with (Y/N), and so did the others" she replied.
He sighed. "It was nothing huge... did you see where she went?" he asked and nodded.
Hanji looked at him. "She went somewhere, I didn't see her. Most likely to her room, but I don't know Levi, that sounded really harsh" she replied and shrugged.
He looked back at Hanji. "I'll find her and make sure she's fine" he said and walked away.
He began to make his way to her room. She most likely was in there, hopefully no one would think he was a weirdo. He was just making sure she was in her room safe.
He opened the door and looked around. It was dark except for the lightning that would frequently flash across the sky.
"(Y/N)" Levi whispered and waited for a response.
It was silent.
He nodded. "(Y/N)!" he whispered this time a little louder.
He was super confused and decided to go by her bed. That's when to his surprise, she wasn't in her bed. The lightning made this clear now, she wasn't in her room, and his anxiety began to spike.
Where the hell did she go?
Levi quickly exited her room, and went to go and find Hanji. If (Y/N) wandered off somewhere, he wanted to know where.
"Hey Levi, did you-" Hanji was cut off by him.
"Where the hell is (Y/N)?! She's not in her room, and I don't know where she could be" Levi said and looked up at her.
She nodded. "She's not there? Oh God... she probably went outside. She has a tendency to wander off there when she is upset" she replied and rubbed her head.
"Come with me to find her! Gather my squad" Levi said and went to grab his cloak.
He hated going outside in the rain. He had his reasons, but he wanted to make sure she was safe. Being out in a storm isn't ideal, and it's super dangerous.
Hanji got his squad together to go and search for her. "Everyone is ready Levi" she said.
He nodded. "Alright... let's move out, she can be anywhere. Check absolutely every corner" he replied and began to make his way outside.
The lightning shot across the sky, and thunder crashed above him. The rain hit him quickly making it difficult to see.
"Oluo and Petra! You two go together, Eld and Gunther, you two stay together as well. I'll be on my own! If you find anything meet back here" Levi said and began to ride his horse around.
The rain made it hard for him to see. Levi hated storms, and being out in one made his anxiety spike through the roof. He silently prayed (Y/N) was fine, and she was just sitting somewhere safe. He didn't want her wandering around in the rain.
"(Y/N)! Where are you?" Levi yelled and waited for a response.
Nothing.
Shit. He kept thinking to himself she wandered very far. If she did that'd be bad, he'd spend all night looking for her. He wasn't going to give up so easily on her.
(Y/N) was under a tree crying as the rain came over her. No one knew she was there, but it wasn't the safest. Being under a tree during a thunderstorm was not a good idea. She was cold, and wet which wasn't good either.
That's when she saw a figure in the distance. "(Y/N)!?" a voice called.
She recognized it to be her Captain's voice. Did he figure out she went outside? Levi hated storms, so why would he be out looking for her?
(Y/N) stood up and looked around. Levi saw someone near a tree, and decided to make his way over there. With the lantern light, he knew it was (Y/N).
"(Y/N)! Are you alright?" he asked as he got off his horse.
She sniffed. "Yeah.. I'm fine. I'm going to go" she said and tried to walk away from him.
He grabbed her arm. "No. Why the hell are you out here? It's dangerous, you should know better. You had everyone worried" he said and looked at her with seriousness.
She crossed her arms. "I just wanted to clear my mind" she replied and tried to walk off.
Levi didn't let her go so easily. "Look (Y/N), you're a shitty liar. I know you're upset with me, and I'm sorry for making you upset. You're cold and wet, so come with me" he said and held his hand out to her.
She felt a blush spread across her cheeks as she took his hand. He guided her onto his horse, and lead it back to the stables. The rain was still pouring down. (Y/N) was shivering on the horse.
"Captain!" Petra called as she saw him return with (Y/N).
He looked at her. "I got (Y/N), you guys can head back to bed. Thank you once again" he said and hopped off his horse.
The rest of his squad left, and Levi took her back to his room. They both were drenched as water dripped off of them, and (Y/N) felt extremely cold and uncomfortable in her wet clothes.
"Don't just stand there... here" Levi said and tossed her a towel.
(Y/N) took it and began to dry herself off. "I-I'm cold" she said and looked at him.
He nodded. "I can tell... here take these" he replied and gave her some clothes.
They were his clothes, she had not much of a choice but to change out of hers. Levi began to dry his hair which was also wet from the rain.
"Where should I change?" she asked and stood up.
Levi looked over at her. "In the bathroom obviously, I'm not gonna force you to strip in front of me, unless you want to" he replied and crossed his arms.
She began to blush at his words. "Uhh..." she said and quickly went to the bathroom.
(Y/N) began to remove the wet clothes that clung to her body. She put them in the bathtub, because she knew Levi would throw an absolute fit if she left them on the ground. His clothes actually fit her pretty well, so she wasn't really uncomfortable.
She exited the bathroom and saw Levi standing in his room. "Huh... they fit" he said and eyed her form.
She looked at him and blushed. "Y-Yeah.. they do" she replied and stood there.
Levi came up to her. "You know... I was worried about you. Being out in the rain isn't a smart thing, so don't do it again" he said.
She nodded. "I'm sorry.. I didn't mean to cause trouble" she replied.
"I may never get the opportunity to say this, but (Y/N)... I have feelings for you. As much as you may be a brat, I still care a lot for you" he said and looked down at her.
(Y/N) felt herself blush, and her heart beginning to race. He actually liked her back? She never really thought he would.
"I like you too Levi" she said and smiled a bit.
His eyes were wide and he was speechless. "Ah, so you must have ran out there on purpose, so I would save you" Levi said and smirked.
She hit his arm and rolled her eyes. "I did not!" she said.
He found amusement in her cuteness. "I'm messing with you... but seriously, never do that again" he said and pulled her into a hug.
She buried her face into his chest. "I promise" she said and smiled.
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