#(m: obi wan kenobi)

[deserthusbands]

waxer: is this your plan b?

cody: technically, this is plan p.

waxer: plan p? is there a plan m?

cody: yes, but i marry the general in plan m.

obi-wan: i like plan m.

[mformarsala]

Jango Fett's helmet gets dented during his fight with Obi-Wan on Kamino.

Irl explanation is that at the time of filming Fett's armor was meant to be durasteel and not beskar because Lucas did not want Fett to be a mandalorian (idk why)

But with the Mandalorian retconning it to be beskar I like to think that it gets damaged right this moment

because Obi-Wan is wearing beskar clad boots that are a gift from Satine.

[delicatefalice]

“was your friend a jedi too?” “no she was a leader she died a long time ago”

[yunamiudon]

◇ Modern AU 2! 👮‍♂️ (Codywan)

◇ (It was my birthday last month 🥳✌️)

◇ I wonder how I should portray Plo and Ahsoka in Modern AU... What're your thoughts on that??

◇ Same Detectives AU ↓↓

[jedibongrip]

its hard to be a boymom of a teenager

[ifeeltheneedtheneed2read]

Please welcome your new favourite ship dynamic:

Deranged x Also deranged but hiding it better

[sudden-stops-kill]

t c w 15th

[padawansuggest]

Writing a fic not telling you specifics (someone come beat my ass I swear to god I watch a single tiktok that’s funny enough and suddenly I got a whole new plot in my head and this one is too good not to do) but it involves: Jaster/Myles/Adonai, Jaster adopting Obi-Wan through feeding him like a feral tooka, Jango thinking both girls AND boys have cooties, and neglectful master Krell about to get his ass kicked by the whole council for leaving his EIGHT year old Padawan in a place where he was able to get adopted by a system leader. If you didn’t have time for him just drop him back at the temple Omfg!!!! Anyways. Obi-Wan doesn’t know how to use the stove but he’s mastered the FUCK outta the electric kettle and Jaster is all ‘Omfg’ and proceeds to keep giving him instant meals that only need boiling water and following directions. Someone needed to parent that baby!!!

[lesbianforest]

i can't decide between whether i think it was a rare moment of empathy that made vader say “you didn't kill anakin skywalker. i did.” or if he just didn't want obi wan to take the credit for what HE did

[merrysithmas]

i will never, ever be over obi-wan siccing vader on reva like a rabid dog with the ice cold threat, "you're not bringing me to him, i'm bringing him to you."

it's like the obi-wan version of this moment:

[striving-artist]

As a demonstration, we'll see how tis does. I promise I am making no corrections or going back to add in letters that get missed. But, ou see, tere is someting wrong wit m keboard. At random, it decides not to tpe certain letters. peraps ou can guess wic ones? I alread cecked to see if tere was dirt or crumbs or some kind of small feral animal living underneat te kes but alas. tere was none. So I tried asking google, and wen tat immediatel was useless, I turned to Reddit, were upon I found tat tis is a known ting, and te best advice so far was to uninstall te literal keboard ardwired into m laptop. I did tat. It did not elp. Now, so far in tis demonstration, it as been ver consistent about not letting te forbidden letters troug. Earlier toda, it was as random as ever oter word. I'm a millennial, we did tping classes. I am fast, and mostl y accur (see ow it put te bad letter after te space just back tere? ea, tat's part of tis) accurate. I am now a writer, and I use m laptop for work, m personal laptop, so I can't take it to te IT department, not tat I'd let tem even if I could. So. ea. Tis is a struggle, and since I'm not cool enoug to tumb tpe updates or capters, an suggestions tat reddit didn't alread know would be great. It's and ewlet Packard Omen. Written out long form because just saing its a P omen is less elpful isn't it?

[mformarsala]

i can't begin to tell you how insane this line makes me

[delicatefalice]

they’re the same picture

[dathomirdumpsterfire]

Suddenly there's warm breath on Obi-Wan's cheek, then the shell of his ear, then lower still. A nose finds it's way behind the notch of his jaw, and he freezes, not sure what's happening.

"...Maul?"

"I suppose…" the man says slowly, lethargic, "...the damage is already done."

🔮30k+/In-progress/ObiMaul/Soft & Dark🪔

Start here 👇🏽

[jedibongrip]

journalists in the core worlds will risk their lives to get these kinds of stories (aka anakin tries hunt them down every time he has to see a headline like this)

[legobiwan]

10ish years later...

Attack of the Clones || TCW “The Jedi Who Knew Too Much” || Rick and Morty “Ricktional Mortpoon’s Rickmas Mortcation”