#(my elbow is killing me)

[pinacoladamatata]

what have I become? my sweetest friend?

latching onto the 0.3 seconds of Astarion being soft in the trailer like it's a fckin lifeline lads

[n1ckelpistol]

Coman talitas chicos

[hanzajesthanza]

geralt and ciri are like the parent-child version of “would you still love me if i was a worm” test for relationships like “would you still love me if i was Evil incarnate and was a damaged child sick with a thirst for revenge and you would regret teaching me how to kill”

[shigaeru]

I am literally on my knees begging for your trans Izaya headcanons. I will pay you for them I am deadass serious how much do you want please shigaeru please

signed,

a trans durarara fan

OKAY SO

- Izaya figures out pretty early in life and when he meets Shinra in middle school he already has a pretty good passing- Shinra is like "oh yeah hormones are pretty easy to find, I can get some for u". A few years later, he'll be known for home brewing hrt.

- Izaya wears a binder until he meets Shizuo in highschool. Outrunning Shizuo in a binder is Hell. He meets Shizuo and then he goes straight to Shinra like "you have to get rid me of These". Shinra goes Oh I see. (I know what you Are dog pic) Yeah I can definitely do that

-Izaya gets his surgery at Shinra's and has to stay there for a few days because there's no one home to monitor him, and he doesn't want the twins to see him bedridden, but it's the worst few days of his Life. Having to endure the pain AND Shinra 24/24.

- Shizuo chases him around after surgery because Izaya is out too soon. fuck around and find out, Izaya gets major chest pain and has to stop during a fight because OUARGH ARGH

- Shizuo finds out (Shinra probably outs him because he's a sociopath and doesn't see how it's bad to do that and/or just want to see what would happen.) What happens is Izaya is Very Mad at him about it whereas Shizuo SOOOO DOESN'T CARE OH MY GOD

- Shizuo's even a bit angry on Izaya's behalf? Like 'hey that's kind of a shitty thing to do. I wouldn't want you to say private stuff about me to other people what the fuck". And Izaya is. Weirdly touched.

- It's not only that Shizuo doesn't care, he Gets It. Very straightforward logic. It's so evident to him that "you don't feel like a woman? then you're not a woman. You don't have to be one, what the fuck do you want me to tell you?" and Izaya, who hasn't heard anyone say anything like that to him before, feels so much lighter. Shizuo Gets It.

- Izaya's scars look a bit messed up because Shinra did a poor job (he was 15 and had never done it before) and Izaya did not take care of them very well

- He regularly skips injections. it's been a long time he just forgets he's trans sometimes.

- Only Shizuo, Shinra, Celty, the twins, and that mf Shingen know about it

[definitelynotshouting]

imagine scarian in a more modern setting where "that cactus ring" TM is a bit, and they have cactus gummies and maybe they're both in a theatre club creating a play based on 3rd life n all

I can just see them joking about it

Modern au scarian with the cactus ring being a bit is SO FUNNY there are so many ways this could go.... you've got the 3rd life is a play concept, you could have it be a spur of the moment joke with some cactus gummies, it could be a meme in a socmed au, maybe they just went on a hike and grian accidentally elbowed scar into a cactus and now nobody will let either of them live it down. The possibilities are endless im truly obsessed with this

[purplecrayonismine]

Rare picture posting but I'm really proud of my Portgas D Ace cosplay and I think me and my friend look darn cute as Ace and Luffy

[fishareglorious]

Falke's halo thingymajig can be utilised as a light in a pinch.

[depressedstressedlemonzest]

This had me legitimately crying like OH MY GOD between rumple giving one last love confession to belle and then he and bae?

I don't know which part had me crying more.

Bae being heartbroken about losing his papa even though he was still mad. That was an awesome line because usually it's like "I'm sorry" "it's okay" but begrudgingly.

This was genuine with bae's emotions. And rumples.

Great let's add cora to the Heartbreakers club.

Bitch.

"I'll take your baby"

"You only get your own child and any child I have Wong be yours."

Okay but that makes me think that not only did they totally fuck, but that regina could be rumple's. Because I can see cora using rumple's own double speak to trick him.

God I hope him nd regina don't start Mackin on one another later. This show has enough mommy and daddy issues.

Okay this is a sad scene and all, but rumple and his sluttly little elbow garter?

Next episode!

Who the fuck is the kid and the dad? Who else has present parents in fairy tales? Most of em die off or are already dead.

I love how devilishly happy regina is.

"And that's how I met your mother."

Henry is a perceptive kid, how perceptive are 11 year Olds?

[peachypizzicato]

having media literacy and being critical and discerning of the media you consume is so awesome when it leads to a deeper understanding of and connection to the media.

then sometimes it makes you realize that the thing you like is actually full of some of the most wretched shit humanity is capable of. like absolutely nothing in there is safe it's all built on rotten foundations.

is that fucked up or what

[hero-is-back]

Can't wait til I submit my last essay and can book a gp appointment

[lesbian-boo-radley]

When they only jobs you're qualified for are menial jobs with heavy physical labor and you feel your body starting to break down.

[hanzajesthanza]

like, i do love cahir when he's introduced, and we get to know him and his character, but also, if i was geralt, and i heard this from my little girl:

i would also beat this guy's ass into the ground and want to kill him so so badly. like this is ciri's nightmare but this is also a parent's worst nightmare

[miserye]

why do all my joints hurt so bad rn

[mxboxlocks]

gonna write a softfic of slowburn war allies. cross faction. but nothing bad happens. because i live in denial

[failfemme]

woke up half an hour before my alarm….. terrible awful no good

[corvidiss]

hey guys help me out here I had a dream with a guy who walked kinda like a spider and he looked like this and I swear he's from somewhere am I making it up??

very simplistically ofc but like. is this a dude who exists?? might have had some red in his design... also not at all sure about the hat. feels like a cross between a nutcracker and a nintendo villain

[ID: rushed simplistic digital doodle of a tall, thin man with dark trousers and shiny black shoes and a blue jacket which has two rows of buttons. The man has a blue nondescript hat, a big white smile, a nintendo-style long angled moustache and big circular white eyes. His fingers are skinny and he's sort of bent over a bit. End ID.]