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(ID: Kirby series fanart of the CFAU kids - Bow Dee, Meta, Dedede, and Para Dee respectively - seated side-by-side in their winter garb on top of a snowy hill dotted in footprints, their backs to the viewer, gazing up at the green-blue waves of an aurora glowing overhead across the starry night sky. END ID.)
Part 1 | Part 2 (you're here!)
Sketch started some time in 12/23, render started 01/08/24, finished 03/13/24, updated for color correction 11/02/24. | Childhood Friends AU Masterpost
#veins art#veins ocs#veins fanart#kirby series#kirby#meta knight#king dedede#original character#oc#kirby oc#bow dee#para dee#AU#childhood friends au#winter#*insert Steamed Hams dialogue here*#Para is telling his friends *everything* he knows about auroras#none of them are paying much attention#(not even fellow nerd Meta)#Bow where's your scarf? you're gonna catch cold again#also dunno why but this one took *forever* to finish#woulda had it out sooner if the rendering hadn't fought me every step of the way#I blame my ongoing blood feud with backgrounds -_-#veinsfullofstars
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I love that my fellow Americans (plus a few Brits and Europeans) are this petty.
Yes, we would rather join a social media in a language in a language that we donāt even speak than go back to Meta with this asshole.
Iād like to take the time quote the movie the Social Network (I cannot guarantee that this is going to be the quote verbatim) ā Youāre going to think that people donāt like you because youāre a nerd but I want to let you know from the bottom of my heart. Thatās not why people donāt like you. Itās because youāre an asshole.ā
That was my favorite part of the movie and it always kind of stuck in my head because itās true.
Mark Zuckerberg is an asshole, just like any other Incel. And thereās no amount of money or whatever Mark Zuckerberg is that is going to change that.
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Neon Road to Artist Alley,Ā p14
After all my manic making and shouting into the void about whether this elective suffering was even a good idea... I've finally made it through to the other side! My first artist alley was overwhelming and also incredibly gratifying. I go to Otakon year over year but being on this side of things, I missed out on some of my favorite aspects of it. However, the trade off of engaging with a bunch of fellow nerds in the way you get to from the other side of an artist alley table? Priceless. Like, yes, let's talk about our shared hyperfixation. Bestie, if I had time to cosplay, I was cosplanning that character too! Let me touch that prop, dude, did you make it yourself?
Needless to say, my nervous energy prior to the event is what also got me through it because I was running on zero sleep and fumes for the last several weeks but I still got to connect with so many cool people! It was awesome and I'll 100% do it again. Promise not to clog your feeds *so* much with it next time. I'm even splitting a table for another smaller, local con this weekend (and I mostly kept that to myself until now)!
Dropping pictures below and just wanted to thank you all for your support again. It meant a lot when I was spiraling. Promise to get back to my shitposting, meta posts and whatever this is after Risucon! So leave me something to ponder (if you want)!






PEOPLE CAME BACK WEARING MY ART!? Also not once was I early enough to put on makeup for any of my casual cosplays and people were nice to me anyway. š
Mirko stickies should arrive on Friday so I'll update the shop after Risucon for anyone interested! I also added some Baku Bottle Openers (which sparks joy for me) and shirts are available on Threadless.
Days left until Otakon:Ā -10 š Days left until Risucon: 3
#neon road to artist alley#artists on tumblr#otakon#otakon artist alley#risucon#artist alley#risucon artist alley
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you put a lot of work, research and thoughts and meta into your writing! (which I, a fellow research nerd like a lot). i honestly need to interact more with you in rp, but so far i love how you write out your muses' train of thoughts, it's v. engaging and comfy to read. keep it up!
Anonymously send me your favorite detail about how I play my character. ; accepting !
AAA TY. unfortunately my ocs are consistently a vehicle for social commentary. especially feminist commentary. even my men aren't spared the feminism rod i beat them with to mold them JHKSDFHG but tysm! i love. ur yokai stuff. i've always had a fondness for japanese mythology (hence tsutaru verse) so i love seeing ur stuff around bc im like YES YES YES HE L L YEAH BABY THATS WHAT IT'S ALL ABT!!! THE MYTHOLOGY. THE FIGURES WITHIN THEM AND HOW TIME SHAPES THEIR PERCEPTIONS FROM MONSTER TO BEAUTIFUL COURTESAN TO DISTANT SPECTRE
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WHAT I DID THIS THE STARTUP GROWTH
A better name would be curiosity. And in any case, starting a startup. I ran out of funding, you go to work on. Too little money means not enough to consider your mind a blank slate, you have to choose between the subset that will sign up quickest and those that have it as a painting is drowned out. How many fifteenth century Milanese artists can you name? Civil liberties? Design is not just something forced on startups by investors, don't think we suck, but instead spent all your time working on new stuff. Even now, when traders could be anywhere, they cluster in a few days of terror. I wrote this for Forbes, who asked me to write nonsense at least as good at the other end of a long name is not just that it's more preposterous to claim about a programming language probably becomes about as popular as it deserves to be famous on that account, the cognitive dissonance pushing children to regard themselves as Xes must be enormous. Even a bad cook can make a huge amount, or something a small number of people who are most in demand right now, and they're begging not to be cut out of the third world.
It's exceptionally rare for startups to have moments of adversity before they ultimately succeed. The fear of missing out that makes them startup hubs. That is the future, it seems that in most types of engineering you can hand the details of some new person, then they're worth n such that i 1/1. In the UK, where taxes were even higher than in the US own one. In that case, in the current Silicon Valley. And it's a good idea. And when you agree there's less to say. On one side is the number of failures and yet leave you net ahead.
When you hear such labels being used, ask why. It's not a coincidence. But politicians know the electoral vote decides the election, so that's what it would take forever to raise five million dollars of VC money each. The proof that Ajax is the next Apple, or the painter who can't afford to have any particular expertise to have opinions about it. How do you get so much better. When the unfortunate fellow got to his last slide, the professor burst out: Which one of these people, you probably shouldn't start a startup in some unsexy field where you'll have less competition, because a if you use a more neutral sounding euphemism like negative or destructive. I say traditionally because I'm ambivalent about decks, and though perhaps this is wishful thinking they seem to mean is different shapes of performance. What's really uncool is to be actively curious. Which means you can't simply tell the truth you don't have to answer to anyone. The main reason nerds are unpopular is that they don't have much confidence in the writer. In those days there was practically zero concept of starting what we now call the Metaphysics came after meta after the Physics in the standard edition of Aristotle's works compiled by Andronicus of Rhodes three centuries later. The dangerous thing about investors is that hackers shouldn't be allowed to run their own companies than by working for existing ones, the existing companies weren't the ones who took 6.
Nor does it harm you in the hierarchy create bonds between themselves. Introducing an investor to change their mind. Analects VII: 36, Fung trans. When they think about programs. Teenagers. Imagine if you were hired at some big company in the expectation of getting job security in return, we develop the product ourselves, in a bad one. I don't have to persecute nerds, the very word taste sounds slightly ridiculous to American ears.
Does that make written language worse? I was a kid, imagine having kids. I can't believe it will be bad is that it also means there's no such thing. So by protecting their kids from risk, parents are, without realizing it, imitations of whatever English professors had been publishing in their journals a few decades old, and rapidly evolving. See, we love big juicy lumbar disc herniations, but they are not the whole story. I disagree here with Yoda, who said there is no permanent place for ugly mathematics. You probably do need to be able to filter them. Indeed, you can at least move in that direction, but it is certainly longer and messier, involving some combination of resourcefulness, obedience, and building alliances. Yuppies were young professionals who made lots of money. That would be unfortunate.
For example, I write essays the same way a bibilical literalist is committed to rejecting it. Partly the reason deals seem to fall through so often is that you need Sun servers for industrial strength applications. It has to be tuned just right. In addition to formidable founders, a promising market and a company tuned to exploit it. 07347802 sorry 0. It's especially good if you're different in a way of learning about your users. One of the defining qualities of a startup, as in many others, the eminent are prisoners of their own position will try to emphasize it by maltreating those they think rank below. In a real essay and the things you like from the things you're taught. When I was running Y Combinator I used to think of startup ideas are made of in a hundred years from now eBay had been supplanted by an ad-supported freeBay or, more likely, new investors will emerge who do. Notes One valuable thing you tend to get founded by self-selecting groups of ambitious people, then a lot of popular sites were quite high-handed about it. Some say Europeans are less energetic, but I realize a I have no idea how dangerous they are.
But many will want a copy of The Atlantic. University Ave would have been delighted at first to be bought for $2 million, but are so caught up in their squabble they don't realize it. At sales I was not very good. This would be an especially big win in server-based software will make developers pay more attention to not screwing up than any design decision, but the truth turns out to be partially right: web-based spreadsheet and see how many results you get. Though in a sense naturally. Which is good news for two reasons: a it's an encouraging thought, and some of the smarter ones, particularly angels, can give good advice. Subject, and Return-Path lines, or within urls, get marked accordingly.
#automatically generated text#Markov chains#Paul Graham#Python#Patrick Mooney#hand#taste#labels#US#election#money#end#UK#Ajax#expertise#adversity#nerds#idea#case#Subject#lots#applications#people#days#freeBay#dissonance#founders#Xes#professor#programs
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DotS: Knights of the Stars file #04 ā Sir Meta Knight
Name: Sir Meta Knight of the Stars Age: 514 yrs (Young Adult Dream Puff) Rank: 4th Star Knight Captain
Seemingly aloof with cryptic tendencies, Sir Meta Knight is among the more mysterious members of the Star Warriors' knight faction.
He earned his title "The Lone Swordsman" over 300 years ago after the loss of his original squadron of Star Warriors, due to an ambush by both regular Demon Beasts, and led by a ferocious True Nightmare. This was among the first emergences of True Nightmares, and so his team stood no match against the terrors they faced.
Following the demise of his best friend gone Demon Beast, Jecra, he swore to a path of solitude. Many say it was due to shame, or guilt, but in truth it was out of fear for others. Knowing he would inevitably face great horrors, he chose to seek great strength so that he may take on these trials alone, so that no others would suffer the losses he had.
Even in today's age, Sir Meta Knight tends to keep his intentions close to his chest; however those who know him well enough can rest assured knowing that said intentions are with the benefit of others in mind. Though this tendency of his leaves others in the dark, as they usually don't know his plans until he's in the process of executing said plans. This leads to frequent misconceptions and miscommunications surrounding his motives.
Despite being the leader of an entire personal army and battleship, he falls into his loner habits often and leaves his men to piece together his schemes. Senior staff are accustomed to it, though it does frustrate many of his crew members, new or old.
He does patrols around Popstar regularly, be it with his crew, a handful of men, or most commonly solo. As a result, however, he has established a decent relationship with many towns, villages, and a handful of cities along the peaceful star.
Unbeknownst to the public, Sir Meta Knight has a playful side. Although it's frequently seen that he adores donning various costumes for certain occasions (such as cosplay events or festivals), there's more than meets the eye with this blueberry lad!
Since he was a young boy, he's harbored a strong fascination for monsters and collecting information in general. As a result of this, he's comprised an extensive database featuring every monster, Demon Beast, True Nightmare, Boss Class Beasts, and mythical creature discovered in the Galaxy. Most he personally has encountered, and gathered valuable intel from other warriors as well.
He compiled it all into a handy mobile application which he has lovingly titled "MonsterDex". This app is used Galaxy-wide by Star Warriors and fellow Knights. With intention, it's saved many lives by arming newer warriors with expert knowledge on dangerous, or surprisingly docile, encounters.
Meta's a bit of a nerd when it comes to his fun facts, and likes to share his knowledge with others in hopes of finding a fellow enthusiast. It tends to backfire, as his pointers are frequently lost on common folk.
As implied, he's also incredibly savvy with technology, and is something of a coding wonder. He rivals but one tech genius from his childhood, though she was always a few steps ahead of him.
Underneath that stoic, enigmatic knight persona hides a rather sweet young man with a huge heart. His love and passion for others fuels his core, and is his primary motivation behind all he doesā be it well executed or poorly shown.
Sir Meta Knight's motivations lie in his selfless desire to protect others, especially those he cares about most to a point of detriment to himself at times. Several sleepless nights spent fixing a prosthetic limb for a friend; using his body to absorb a frightening blast to shield a young Waddle Dee; going by his lonesome to rescue his ship's kidnapped captain whilst the Halberd lie crashed behind him. He will do anything and everything necessary to do what's right, even if it's on the extreme side at times.
On one final note, he loves jokes! He's grown real clever with it, and enjoys sliding a quick pun in conversations when people least expect it. Surprising people is one of his favorite hobbies, hence why he enjoys sneaking up on people, only for them to later discover his presence when he makes himself known, or they happen to look at his direction.
He has a strong playful attitude hidden behind many of his more laid-back endeavors, and his younger, more cocky and witty side may show itself in certain situations. He's strongly situational, so how he interacts with something or someone highly depends on context.
For many years, he was consumed with searching for the truth behind Eave's disappearance; however, the trail went cold centuries ago. It wasn't until recently that a great discovery landed almost quite literally into his hands, and set the trail ablaze once more... thusly re-sparking his obsession. Perhaps now he'll come ever closer to solving the mystery, and finally achieving the closure he's long sought.
#dots comic#hoshi no kaabii#meta knight#kirby comic#kirby au#comic character facts#artists on tumblr#dreams of the stars#kirby#kirby fanart#kirby series#hoshi no kirby#knights of the stars#meta knight fanart#fellow artists#digital artist#lore time#lore dump
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This is probably a stupid question, but did you ever think about becoming a Youtuber and talking about fandom? I imagine you talk exactly how you write, so that would be engaging for your existing audience and beyond, and you are also a filmmaker and could do your own editing. Again, apologies if the question is silly or unwarranted.
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LOL. Yeah, I totally talk how I write.
It's not a stupid question. A bunch of people have asked me that. The reason I'm not a youtuber is a couple of things:
First, time: Being a proper youtuber who releases shit constantly is a shitton of work. If it's your full-time paid gig, okay, but that takes a long time to work up to, and you have to do a lot of marketing work. My current main job (being a novelist of indie selfpub genre trash) doesn't pay that well yet, but I like more of the work it involves, and I don't want to take time away from it to pursue a job that is more soul-sucking than working retail.
Second, integrity: Being a for-realsies youtuber means sacrificing any actual values and views you have on the altar of clicks. Sure, if I were a costuber or something, perhaps that would not be true. Bernadette Banner et al. have skills that are inherently visual and engaging with a built-in audience. They can stay away from the majority of wank while cultivating a paying audience that isn't a nightmare to deal with.
But for someone like me, monetizing youtube is a terrible, terrible idea.
I might have more tumblr followers than you, but I'm still your peer in the fandom space. You can go on AO3 and read my horny fics (though you'll need an account because I archive-lock everything). We might actually become friends. Not in the CC way where I'm holding out a fake carrot of that to make you subscribe to my Patreon. Like... actually. In the normal fandom way. I've made a few new fandom friends even during the pandemic. Ms. Boba is one, for example.
Selling my friendship would make me an escort, not a fellow fandom nerd. It would ruin my social life.
(And yes, I think being a youtuber of a certain kind overlaps heavily with sex work in terms of its drawbacks and blurry boundaries. Neither is inherently contemptible, but they're tough careers.)
But even beyond emotional boundaries stuff, getting clicks and staying on top of the algorithm means saying things that are popular. Or maybe it means saying things that are inflammatory, but in just the right way. What it does not mean--what it can never mean if you're reaching your audience via an algorithm--is honesty.
Why does Sarah Z laugh at the freaks? Because it's good for clicks. Why does she present herself as progressive while having a strong undercurrent of puritanism? Because freaks don't pay the bills: cringe culture does.
I talk about the fandom things I care about, which have historically often been small fandoms, current BTS love notwithstanding. I stand up for weird porn even when that's unpopular but not clickbait-level shocking. But I also roll my eyes at things I dislike and don't pretend this is a neutral fandom history blog without squicks and bias.
Tumblr is a good platform for me because the sorts of things I like to post go viral and find me new friends. AO3 is a good platform for me because old, small, obscure things are findable as they would be in a library, and people can consume meta that requires thinking and returning to discuss, not just reacting in the heat of the moment before the algorithm sweeps it away. The hipper, more monetized spaces I'll use, but I will never be famous there or make any money even if I were willing to turn on monetization.
Reason 3 is... well... I'm an editor, not a cinematographer. A lot goes into a good video, including not only the camerawork but lighting oneself to look good instead of terrible. I'm not necessarily good at or interested in all those other aspects of filmmaking, at least not when it comes to being a youtuber. Some day, I'll make that supervillain/superhero f/f romcom, but for now... IDK... maybe I'll get out my real camera and tripod in the new year and film some shit, but no promises.
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That said, if you just want to hear my voice, I have a couple of videos floating around the internet:
A Good Swiss Watch: Queer Coding, Slashy Subtext, and Why Queerbaiting Doesn't Exist
Pie That'll Kill Ya: The Problem with Fandom Statistics (my section of a convention panel)
And if you want to see me... looking like I've had a stroke and lisping like crazy because filming oneself with a phone and no pop screen is hard... There's a video of me here.
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Telling the haters to fuck themselves and making exactly the content you want to requires not doing it as a job.
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I feel like I canāt stress enough how important Spinner is to the āMy Villain Academiaā arc, and how badly I need BONES to give him the attention and care in portraying him that he deserves. BONES have been pretty faithful to the manga, theyāve followed the story and brought each scene on the page to the screen... Except for some reason not when it comes to the Villains. Maybe itās because arguably the Villains wasnāt the focal point of the show and they werenāt what most viewers watched the show to see; fine, but that was the case in the beginning and no longer.
Shigaraki Tomura, his exploits, his character, his story *is* the manga: the Heroes and protag react mainly to him and his actions, his past and motivations is one of the main factors that caused the current central conflict, and resolving his character arc is what will probably bring the whole series - to its end or near end. Yeah, imo I argue that everything about him moves the plot along.
Unfortunately(?), I think Horikoshi-sensei realized/decided/planned this a bit too late in his pacing. He said himself during the Stain arc or so that at first, he wasnāt planning on doing villain profiles - he wanted the villains to be scary.
But for the time being, I have no intention of writing about [the villains]. I do the introductions because l personally like those sorts of behind-the-scenes things, and also because I want my readers to feel a connection to the characters. But with villains, I decided I can't have them too likable. They're supposed to be terrifying.
Often itās what we donāt know/understand/predict/expect (and therefore canāt get a grasp on) that makes things scary/uncomfortable/dislikable. The Villains were strange, seemingly erratic and incomprehensible in their behavior and motivations, malicious without rhyme or reason. Even now, I think a lot of people still think theyāre just ācompletely evil crazy psychopathsā.
Anyways, the quote from him is from Volume 7. A whole bunch of volumes later in Vol. 23, he decided nvm: āThe story has evolved beyond that point, so I'm ready to start doing villain profiles.ā As he said himself, the profiles are to help the readers connect with the characters, make them relatable and likable. Thatās what My Villain Academia is all about in the meta sense - to demystify Shigaraki Tomura and his ragtag chaos friends, to give them depth, and to induce interest in their stories, if not sympathy. Hype them up for the rather major roles they play in this āfinal arcā of the series.
Enter Spinner, the lizard ninja guy.
Besides his unusual looks, Spinner is really, truly nothing special. Heās got a weak quirk, he holds no title of being the strongest or smartest or whatever member of the League, heās not related by blood or thematically to any major players in the main conflicts, and his ātragicā backstory is completely mundane compared to his allies - he was bullied as a child, and so is fueled by resentment. In the events leading up to the start of the arc, Spinner is the most moral and understandable of the Villains - has a āgoodā reason for his crimes (eradicate corrupted Heroes), has standards on who heās willing to fight (questions attacking the police and anyone with a ātrue heroic spiritā), and wants a concrete game plan instead of aimless discord the rest of the League seems alright with.
Once the arc starts, we immediately learn the basics of his character - heās got a heteromorph quirk that makes his appearance a humanoid gecko and itās something he was born with that he canāt control, and yet he faces discrimination from literal KKK-type cultists who refuse to see him as human. This was more or less his life in his small, rural hometown, harsh enough that his heart had become ācompletely emptyā. Itās simple, itās relatable and an realistic analogy anyone who has faced prejudice and harassment and been hurt by it can understand.
All this is so Spinner ends up being the most normal and typical sympathetic of the League of Villains, which sets him up to be a sort of āgateway Villainā. Itās why heās narrator. He doesnāt understand at all the crazy All For One shenanigans, heās thinks Shigaraki is an incompetent weirdo, and he asks what we were all thinking: āShigaraki Tomura, what the fuck are you doing.ā Quite obviously, Spinnerās meant the audience surrogate and so he is. That being a core of the way the story of My Villain Academia is told means it needs be followed by the anime adaption.
This core sets up the rest of the arc - sets up how we will come to view Shigaraki Tomura and his backstory, alongside the rest of the League Villains, their relationships and dynamics with each other, and who they are at heart. Shigarakiās telling of his distorted origins in Chapter 222 is horrifying as it is already; but itās Spinnerās worried-facial-expressions reactions littered throughout the chapter that adds to it by telling us one major thing: Spinnerās an empathetic guy, because he immediately feels a kindred spirit with Shigaraki when the latter talks about the hollowness he feels. So begins the audience surrogateās change of opinion and us readers going along with it, and also: that Shigaraki Tomura now has Spinnerās concern and attention - and is deserving of it.
Pardon the sudden heavily edited quote, but CS Lewis says,
Friendship arises...when two or more of the companions discover that they have in common...which, till that moment, each believed to be his own unique [burden]. The typical expression of opening Friendship would be something like, "What? You too? I thought I was the only one." ...And instantly they stand together in an immense solitude.
Thatās almost word for word Spinner in that moment, suddenly realizing heās no longer as alone as he thought. Heās no longer as alone, and this means perhaps neither should Shigaraki. Because established in that very chapter, too, is the hate in Shigarakiās heart fueled by his grief and despair, the loss of his family, past, and faith in others, his misery of thinking heāll never feel good again. Yet - thereās Spinner, willing to extend some empathy and care, the very antidote to all that Shigaraki had revealed. Because the desire for companionship (or at least the lessening of the pain of loneliness) is universal, even among villains - maybe especially among these villains - we probably love to see it. Want to see it.
On that basis - friendship borne out of empathy - Spinner puts his faith his leader, puts his trust and support, and the rest of the arc is us following the tension of whether he was right to do so. Whether Shigaraki would live up to what Spinner expects of him, whether Spinner will side with Shigaraki despite their earlier conflict. Whether they could become friends, or something like that. And once they do, the consequences of this as things spiral more and more out of control, beyond this arc - that Spinner would know Shigaraki well enough to do something crucial at the turn of a battle later, that Spinner would stick by Shigarakiās side when heās in danger, that Spinner is loyal enough to Shigaraki to help him as a friend should.
Through Spinner, we come to see Shigaraki, originally incomprehensible and terrifying, as someone beyond a Villain or a leader, but rather someone valued as a person, a friend, a fellow silly gamer nerd. Heās still scary, of course - just less so, with a seed of doubt of his doom that Spinner - and only Spinner, by virtue of his specific narrative and emotional role in this arc - planted in their characters and the story.
Itās because of Spinner that MVA works, by itself, and as a stepping stone towards the rest of the series. So he really needs to be everything he is, was, and more in the anime adaption please BONES oh my god please
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I've been drafting and redrafting this meta post for weeks now. It's about to be 5781 and my country that was founded on settler colonial genocide and slavery and a deeply flawed but fierce attachment to democracy might go full dictatorship in about 6 weeks and it's time for me to post this thing.
All our immortals are warriors, all have been traumatized by war. But only three of them died their first deaths as soldiers in imperial armies. This fandom has already produced gallons of meta on Nicky dealing with his shit, because Joe would not fuck with an unapologetic Crusader. But there's very rich stuff in Booker and Nile's experiences and the parallels and distinctions between them.
Nile was 11 when her dad was killed in action - that was 2005, meaning she and her dad both died in the same war that George W Bush started in very tenuous response to 9/11. Sure, Nile's dad could have died in either Iraq or Afghanistan, or in a training accident or in an off-the-books mission we won't know about for a hundred more years, but he died in the War on Terror all the same. I had to look it up to be sure because Obama "drew down" the Afghanistan war in his second term, but nope, we're still in this fucking thing that never should've happened in the first place. The US war in Afghanistan just turned 19 years old. A lot of real-life Americans have experiences like the Freemans, parents and children both dying in the same war we shouldn't be in.
I know a lot of people like Nile who join the US military not just because it's the only realistic way for them to pay for college or afford decent healthcare, but also because they have a family history of military service that's a genuine source of pride. Military service has been a way for Americans of color to be accepted by white Americans as "true Americans" - from today's Dreamers who Obama promised would earn protection from deportation by enlisting, to Filipino veterans of WW2 earning US citizenship that Congress then denied them for several decades, to slaves "earning" their freedom through service in the Union Army and in the Continental Army before it. As if freedom is a thing one should have to earn. Lots of Black Americans have the last name Freeman for lots of different escaping-slavery reasons, but it's possible that this specific reason is how Nile got her last name.
Dying in a war you know your country chose to instigate unnecessarily and that maybe you believe it shouldn't be waging is a very particular kind of trauma. It is a much deeper trauma when your military service, and your father's, and maybe generations of your ancestors', is a source of pride and access to resources for you but your sacrifice is nearly meaningless to the white supremacist system that deploys you. That kind of cognitive dissonance encourages a person to ignore their own feelings just so they can function. How do you wake up in the morning, how do you risk your life every day, how do you *kill other people* in a war that shouldn't be happening and that you shouldn't have to serve in just so that your country sees you as human?
We see Nile do her best to be a kind and well-mannered invader. Depending on your experience with US imperialism, Nile giving candy to kids and reminding her squad to be respectful is either heartwarming or very disturbing propaganda. We also see Nile clutching her cross necklace and praying. From the second Christianity arrived on this land it's been a tool of white supremacist assimilation and control, but like military service, it's a fucked-up but genuine source of pride and access to resources for many Americans whose pre-Columbian ancestors were not Christian, and it's a powerful source of comfort and resilience. This Jew who's had a lot of Spanish Inquisition nightmares would like to say for the record that it's not Jesus's fault that his big name fans are such shitty people.
Nile is a good person trying to do her best in a fucked-up world. "Her best" just radically changed. Her access to information on just how fucked up the world is has also just radically changed, because everything's so fucked up a person needs a lot of time to learn about it all and not only does she have centuries but she won't have to spend that time worrying about rent and healthcare and taxes, and because she now has Joe and Nicky and Andy's stories, and because she now has Copley's inside scoop on just what the fuck the CIA has been up to. Like, I want a fic where Copley tells Nile what was really behind the brass's decisions that led to her experiences on the ground in Afghanistan, that led to her father's death, but also I Do Not Want That.
Nile was 19 when Alicia Garza posted on Facebook that Black Lives Matter. She grew up in Chicago well before white people on Twitter were saying maybe police violence against Black people is a problem. She knows this is a deeply fucked up country, and she put on her Marine uniform and deployed with her team of mostly fellow women of color, and maybe she and Dizzy and Jay marched in the streets between deployments, maybe they texted each other when a white manarchist at a protest sneered at one of them for being a Marine. Nile's been busy surviving, and she knows some shit and she's seen some shit but she hasn't had much time to think about what it all means. Now she's got time. And Joe, Nicky, and Andy are willing to listen. (Is Copley willing to listen? I could see that going either way.)
Booker might also be willing to listen. The brilliant idea of cleaning up the rat Frenchman so that Nile can have millennia of emotional support and orgasms sent me down a Wikipedia rabbit hole, and holy shit do Booker and Nile have a lot of shared life experience as pawns of imperial wars. Obviously Booker is white and a man and that makes a very big difference. (Though G-d help me, Booker could be Jewish and France was knocking its Jews around like ping-pong balls in the 18th-19th centuries. Jewish Booker wouldn't make him any less white but it does add a shit ton of depth of common experience: military service as a way for your country to see you as a full member of society who matters, because who you are means that's not guaranteed.)
Booker was hanged for desertion from the army Napoleon sent to invade Russia as part of his quest to control all of Europe. We learn in the comics / this YouTube video that Booker was on his way to prison for forgery when he was offered military service instead of jail time. While we don't know how he felt about the choice beyond that he did choose soldier over inmate, it's unlikely he thought invading Russia was a great idea, given he tried to desert because Napoleon like a true imperialist dumbass didn't plan for how he was going to feed his army or keep them from freezing to death in fucking Russian winter.
I find it very interesting that the French Empire was at its largest right before invading Russia and fell apart completely within a few years. My country has been falling the fuck apart for a while now - see aforementioned War on Terror, growing extremes of economic stratification in the richest country in the world, abject refusal to meaningfully deal with climate change that US-based corporations hold the lion's share of blame for - but between Trump's abject refusal to meaningfully deal with the coronavirus and strong likelihood that he'll refuse to leave office even if a certain pathetic moderate I will hold my nose and vote for does manage to earn a majority of votes, ~y~i~k~e~s.
Our only immortals who have never known a world before modernity and nationalism happen to have been born of wars that were the beginning of the end for the imperialist democracies that raised them, and I think in the centuries to come that's going to give them some very interesting shit to talk about.
Nile's a Young Millennial, a digital native born in the United States after the collapse of the USSR left her country as the world's only superpower. She's used to a pace of technological change that human brains are not evolved to handle.
Napoleon trying to make all of Europe into the French Empire was a leading cause of the growth of European nationalism and the establishment of liberal democracies both in Europe and in many places that Europeans had colonized. Booker's first war produced the only geopolitical world order Nile has ever known and I just have so many feelings ok. Nile the art history nerd is probably not aware of this, and why would she be? This humble meta author is, like Nile, a product of US public schools, and all they taught me about world history was Ancient Greece/Rome/Egypt/Mesopotamia and then World War 2. Being raised in The World's Only Superpower is WEIRD.
Nile the Young Millennial is used to the devastating volume of bad news the internet makes possible. But she has absolutely no concept of a world where the United States of America is not The World's Only Superpower. In order to get up in the morning and put on her gear and point guns at civilians in Afghanistan, she can only let herself think so much about whether that American exceptionalism thing is a good idea.
She's about to spend many, many years where the only people who she can truly trust are people who are older than not only her country but the IDEA of countries.
She's got time, and she's got a lot of new information at her disposal. But there comes a point where my obsession with her friendship and eventual very hot sex life with Booker just isn't about sex at all. Nile needs someone to talk to about the United States who Gets It. Booker the rat Frenchman coerced into Napoleon's army, and Copley the Black dual citizen of the US and UK who's retired from a CIA career that he half understands as deeply problematic but half still believes in hence his mind-bogglingly stupid partnership with Merrick, are the only people on the planet Nile can talk to honestly about, and really be understood in, all the thoughts and feelings and fears and hopes of her experience as a US Marine.
And one more thing before I go get ready for Rosh Hashanah: Orientalism was a defining element of the Crusades and that legacy is painfully clear in current US-led Western military activity in Afghanistan, Syria, Israel/Palestine, you name it. Turns out memoirs by French veterans of the Napoleonic Wars are full of Orientalist language about Russia as well. I am maybe/definitely writing a fic where Booker spends his exile reading critical race theory and decolonial feminism and trauma studies monographs because he can't be honest with a therapist but maybe he can heal this way and become the team therapist his own damn self. I just really need him to read Edward Said and Gloria AnzaldĆŗa and then go down on Nile, ok?
#nile freeman#tog meta#book of nile#sebastien le livre#the old guard#mine#us imperialism#european imperialism#jewish things#antiblackness#police violence#orientalism
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Ughhh so Iāve been debating posting this because: a) I donāt want to be *that* fan b) I donāt want to impose on how ppl interact/interpret fandom c) at the end of the day itās just fiction so it doesnāt matter
But itās eating at me and uhhhhhhgghhh I have to say something. Please donāt come for me, this is not me calling anyone out- you are all valid, this is me being an old lady yelling at cloud. Ignore me, ignore me if you donāt agree with me and seriously go on with your lives.
So to start out, I have friends in the video game industry in licensing and merchandising for a few AAA studios-specifically in the creation of the guidebooks/official art books/lore compendiums etc.
These books are created off of information from the gameās artists, writers and narrative producers.
And the general rule of thumb is: unless noted otherwise- character traits such as height, weight, etc. do not account for clothing, accessories,hairstyles, etc.
If a character has augmentations which may effect a stat and itās vital to the character or story at large-itās listed.
A good example of this is Peridot from SU. There are character sheets that list her height in relation to her environment with and without her leg extenders. We have two stats for her height.
This for the most part, is pretty standard across the board in the video game/animation industry because they want people(artists and designers in particular) to understand a characterās scale in relation to their environment. Help cosplayers understand how an outfit/characterās form works (not that they *need* to 100% accurately represent a character to cosplay as that character), and because they know their fellow nerds live and breath to know this information.
Soooo this is my long winded explanation to say that Apollo is most likely not 5ft tall and running around with two almost half-foot spikes on his hairline.
I feel if this was the case, AA is silly enough to state that fact. And yes, while this is the world in which Daryan can have a 3ft pompadour, the main attorneysā designs are less gonzo compared to the clients and witnesses. So itās unlikely based on what Iāve been told by my friends, that Apolloās design, which is meant to have appeal while being distinct to AAās style, would have his hairstyle effect his official stats. The horns are an element to Apolloās overall design- the Art of Ace Attorney says theyāre symbols of him as a āyoung sproutā in the legal world.
Theyāre visual elements on the same level as his red suit. You wouldnāt assume Apolloās listed weight includes him wearing clothes (maybe if he was wearing armor, but then his weight with and without armor would prolly be listed)- so when a stat is listed, that character most likely is that stat regardless of how they styled their hair that day.
And if we follow the logic of what people are sharing about Apolloās height then we have to ask ourselves things like- āis Trucy really her official stated height or is that including the top hat? Maybe sheās 5 inches shorterā āIs Klavier really 6ft? He is wearing motorcycle boots so that could be giving him some height so maybe heās actually 5ft 8inā.
And if you believe that, fine. You do you. It doesnāt matter, I stg, I may delete this once Iām done writing this. But I just wanted to share what I know from āthe insideā.
And considering that the Japanese studios go into more depth on character details due to fandom, cosplay, virtual idols,doujin/fanworks being a huge industries in parts of Asia- if Apollo was actually 5ft with two 5in horns in his head- that is a detail that would have been noted allllll the way back in the AA4 guide, and there would have been even more meta jokes -official and unofficial- about him being a smol fierce loud lawyer man.
Sooo yes, heās still a small birb when compared to Phoenix, Miles, Klavier, and Simon, but heās more than likely not *that* short.
And honestly, if you love 5ft Apollo, I love and support you and wish you nothing but the best in your pursuits of fandom happiness.
I think the idea of 5ft Apollo, who has to climb Klavier like a tree, is cute. But also I���ve had in my brain for the last 13 years that Apollo is 165cm/5ft 5in-ish (okay heās like 5ft 4.961 inches, Iām rounding up- Iām not his doctor) so itās what Iām defaulting to when I write.
I guess if anyone wants to ask the artists/creators the next time there is a con or an interview, if Apolloās spikes are included in his height-please do. I would love to know XD. And if Iām wrong please let me know, but rn Iām going off of the Art of Ace Attorney and the Dual Destinies art book.
But yeah, just needed to write my feelings out- Iām sorry I stg I never do this; please carry on with your lives and leave me to scream at my cloud.
#personal#idk why i did this#or why I care so much to write this out#I do stan my smol birb lawyer always#heās shorter than Klavier and thatās what is important#apollo justice
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so i remembered that scum villain exists so guess what iāve been reading all evening!! it continues to be very fun... and, more recently, quite intense too!
today i got from shen qingqiu and shang qinghua setting off on their mushroom quest --> #shenqingqiuisoverparty @ jinlan city :]
thoughts of the day:
sqq and sqh being bros is extremely good and i hope they have more bro time. itās very nice for sqq to have a fellow system-user around and sqh is just hilarious in general? heās definitely my favorite of the minor characters
also the fact that he doesnāt know everything about his own damn book. please i need an entire story from his perspective he is just the best sort of meta character.... STILL a bit clueless and a coward after living so long in the body of this dude he kinda screwed over in pidw
sqh: so for this next trick we need a virginās piss!! :) *looks directly at sqq*
excited to learn what the mushrooms are for!
gongyi xiao my beloved
every time sqq nerds out over pidw monsters it makes me so happy
i also love liu qingge he is just *rows off without fishing kid out of river* *captures ten entire buff men to use as experimental subjects* *offers to duel a sect leader for sqqās sake*
have i mentioned i fucking love the narration? it shows so much about sqqās personality and itās just so silly and filled with interjections and it makes me laugh a lot
SHEN QINGQIU JUMPED OUT THE WINDOW RATHER THAN FACE BINGHE. ICON
he is simply SO bad at communication <3
and also at deescalating situations <3
bro just tell binghe you donāt hate him and youāve had a change of heart or something AAAAA
the whole demon blood thing? VERY cool.
sqq: could binghe fuck up my life? system: of course <3 this answer is free of charge :)
so it seems like binghe went to therapy but like Evil Demon Therapy and now heās finally understood how the whole "undying loyalty for a man who recently stopped treating you like shit, who took advantage of that loyalty to make you do things for him (even though he did actually care about you and knew none of it was actually life-threatening) and then pushed you down a holeā was kinda unhealthy but heās dealing with it using Plots and Tricks and Revenge and just generally things that are not good
i have a bit more understanding for sqqās inability to defend himself in the Callout Party scene, given that like... he DID technically do most of the things theyāre accusing him of, just it wasnāt HIM, it was the other guy who was in this body before him, and how the hell is he gonna explain that....
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A Miraculous DC Crossover
ALL RIGHT!!
Iāve been sucked into this unholy sub-fandom and I have thoughtsĀ okay? lots of them. Almost none are coherent and I donāt care. I have no plotline to write a fic but by the godsĀ do I need to get out all my ideas.
Behold:
the Salttm
Lila, obviously. But sheās a petty nuisance at best, and an annoyingly competent akuma to fight at worst. manipulative, but not really dangerous ya feel?
Alya. which like, home girl probably doesnāt deserve but like,,, the drama??
CHLOE REDEMPTION YOU COWARDS
She and Marinette become surprisingly good friends (because I love that for both of them and you can pry it from me cold, dead hands)
Nettie-bug and Queenie
They pick on Adrien together
Mariās friends Protection Squad That Donāt Take No Shit
Adrien
Chloe
NINO BITCH HE DESERVES MORE LOVE TBH
Alix?? Probably
Luka obvi
Felix (PV)?? Or does Marinette have enough emotionally constipated boys in her life?
(Answer: no. no she does not.)
Nath? He be a good fox tbh. creative and sneaky boi
Kagami!!! I love her
Theyāre all heroes because I say so.
Felix (Sparrow) is an honorary member even though he doesnāt have a miraculous
He handles PR and other background things along with Chloe
Joined up a few years back when Parisians were getting a bit too critical of the heroes
No Hawkmoth b/c fuck that guy
He existed, just not anymore. Bitch got yeeted
Thereās other villains in town now. After Hawkmothās defeat other metas/supervillains looked at Paris and was just like, āfree real estate?ā
So now the Miraculous Team are Parisā Actual Full-Time Hero TeamTM⦠yay.
Ladybug, Chat Noir, and Abielle (or like, Wasp/Yellow Jacket idk Chloe changes her name because ~identity stuff~) are the core three team. like, the wonder woman/batman/superman trio of the MTeam.
Nath is called Reynard Ambre b/c I love him
The public knows he exists but heās never seen in battle and no pictures exist.
but there are plenty of instances where Paris knows he out mucking around because those akuma battles always get really weird.
Marinette be the guardian?
Guardian in training
Along with all the other holders b/c jesus. Give the girl a break.
Yeah. I like that Idea. All current holders are training to be guardians as well, but Mariās going to step up as Guardian Supreme when Fu steps down.
Hero fashion!!!
The Miraculous Team is all decked out in their own merch like 24/7
Rarely is it thier own hero persona tho
Not because of like,,,, secrecy or anything. Just because theyāre all nerds who love each other
Marinette is the lead producer of Miraculous Merchandise. Itās like,,, her BrandTMĀ It was completely unintentional too
(Adrien and Chloe financially support her work tho. She designs, makes a prototype, and has her two blondes get others to replicate it)
Half of Paris is wearing her without knowing it
(Go MDC! get it girl!)
She totally makes Gotham inspired outfits because what else would she do????
Donāt get her wrong, most of Gothamās fashion sense royally pisses her off but itās fun and hey, supporting her fellow heroes ya know?
She wears a Robin hoodie after being officially acquainted with both Damian and Robin (separately of course)
Damian chokes on something, probably his own tongue.
It confuses Nettie. But then she thinks maybe heās a fan too? She offers to make one for him but he steadfastly refuses much to his brothersā amusement.
Might make a robin themed dress?? If so, she crosses paths with Robin when she does, thoroughly embarrassing her and almost sending poor Dami into a crisis.
Rogues Gallery
She makes a lot of designs off the rouges gallery because like, supporting people trying to get better??? also theyāre some of the few whoās aesthetic aint shit?
She canāt make all of them because she ran out of time, so the rest get posited up on her Instagram and MDC blog (thatās run by Tikki mostly. Sheās a great secretary and gets bored in Mariās purse all the time)
Everyone is very flattered
Harley, if she ever finds it, immediately commission all pieces and wears them around Gotham donāt @ me
Daminette obvi
Marinette meets him and is just like āwow, youāre horrible. I want fiveā
Marinette, in the group chat later: so I met Kagami and Felixās love child today
Kagami and Felix, seconds apart: I would never stoop so low
immediately after: Hey what the fuck? Rude
Nino: Nettie, dearest, sunshine, light of our collective lives and reason I breathe, what the fuck
Adrien: Kagami, my love, how could you? the Betrayal
Chloe: ew
Luka: Send pics or it didnāt happen
Nath: [insert the āright in front of my salad?ā meme]
Whenever they cross paths as Robin and Mari, heāll just like,,, appear from nowhere hanging upside down spiderman style. Mari finds it endearing but she also wants him to stop scaring the shit out of her
Nicknames, because I have an unhealthy obsession with them, alright?
Misc Mari names: Bug, Bugaboo, Buginette, Madame President/Colonel (when the Teamās being cheeky), Princess, Marigold, Nettie (by like, Nino and Alix)
Jason calls her Pixie-pop
The bird boys call her Nightingale/Mockingbird in like, honor of her being a kickass civillian
Mari refers to them as āthe flockā (and bird-brains after getting to know them better)
Damian calls her: Starling, Habibti, ya qamar(my moon), malaki (angel), ya wardati(my flower) (b/c like, angelās cute an all but I just think Damianās way more dramatic than that tbh. heād put thoughtĀ into his nicknames)
Mari calls Damian: mon soleil (my sunshine) (because symmetry and also Mari thinks sheād hilarious), Birdie, petit oiseau/oisillon
I like the idea of Jagged being a native Gothamite tbh
itās just so fun honestly???
Heās probably the reason the MTeam are in Gotham in the first place? maybe? anyway, the class is there, right? right.Ā
Kagami, Luka and Felix are all holding the fort down in Paris. Ain't no akumas but sometimes they need backup so when certain heroes need to disappear, Nath has Trixx set up an illusion of whichever one so they can slip away with the horse miraculous.
Mariās the one who has to leave the most because sheās still Parisā damage control, so like,,,,, ya know.
Mari doesnāt get left behind, at least not on the first day b/c come on people! She has plenty of friends in class watching out for her and a semi-competent teacher who does care even if sheās non-confrontational to a fault.
She does eventually become separated from the group. Half because of Lila and half because sheās always fucking late and got distracted.
She actually runs into one of the civilian batfam in the first place because the class was allowed an hour or so to wander around the shopping district or whatever to explore/buy things/get food. They just needed to return to the meetup spot at a certain time but Mari is like ten minutes away when itās five minutes to the meetup
So sheās just⦠fucking booking it and completely takes out this trained vigilante without trying to.
Mari, as sheās groaning on the ground, tangled around a boy: By Kwamii, I thought my luck was supposed to be good Tikki.
That or like, the subway doors close before she can get on them and the rest of the class ends up ahead of her leaving her to get caught up on some bullshit in the next train or smth.
Oh, like. Of course itās her train that gets held hostage. Wonderful.
(Later, Mari will rant at Tikki about her luck. A common conversation between the two tbh.)
This could be where she officially meets the Batfam as the Batfam. Or, like. A couple of em, at least.
Marinette getting serial adopted by the whole goddamn batfamily because i will die for this trope tbh i dont even care
The Robins nickname her Nightingale before they realize sheās Ladybug
They still call her that after but itās not with the intention of making it her hero name anymore
Her and Alfred are def bros you donāt understand
Actually, Gina and Alfred are old friends. Mari totally knows Alfie before the bat fam and calls him Poppy/PƩpƩ
which floorsĀ the batfam because what?Ā Since when does that happen???
Alfred and Mari never, like, actually met in person before, but video chats exist and Gina def talks about the two to each other so itās like they may as well know each other.
I also like the idea of Alfred being a former holder, probably the peacock. I would adoreĀ that
Just,,,, so many fun hero shenanigans
Yeah sure. The batfam are super detectives and have a history of figuring out peopleās identities in no time at all. Whatever. Whereās the drama in that though? The showmanship?
Fuck canon, the Miraculous all have glamours because magic bitch and it plays fucking hellĀ on the Batfam and all their shit
Every single Batfam member is simultaneously pulling their hair out because they donāt knowĀ who these heroes are???? Why can they figure them out?? Confusion???????
Miraculous team is justā¦. Straight up laughing at them. The poor dears.
That one gag where itās a well-known secret that Mari has connections to every Parisian hero and is basically their own personal catering service/comfort place.
Also, itās the worst kept secret in Paris that Mari is Multimouse
None of the MTeam have confirmed that rumour but they also donāt deny it.
they actually started the rumour. If all of Paris thinks Mariās the mouse, a temporary hero, no oneās going to think sheās Ladybug/or that sheās an easy target to go after
chloe actually came up with that one
Mari meeting all of Damianās āassociatesā (ie pets)
She adores all of them and they her.
Especially GOLIATH, why isnāt he talked about more honestly???? Heās GREAT
She meets Goliath as Ladybug and Robin is just⦠so done with him??? You are supposed to be a fearsome beast and a professional why are you rolling over and expoSING YOUR STOMACH??? Meanwhile, Ladybug is just: Awww! Whoās a good boy? Whoās the best boy? You are! Look at how handsome you are! Cute widdle baby-
Miraculous Team hanging on the roof of their hotel kinda chilling
Maybe having a debate about doing some free-running/parkour?
Also maybe about whether or not they should be heroes while in Gotham
MT being like, why canāt we go and stop an armed robbery? we can help!
āGotham already has very active heroes-ā
āVigilantes!ā
ā-whatever. I donāt want us stepping on any toes. This isnāt our terf and Batmanās known for being strict about Metas rolling around here.ā
āWe arenāt Metas though.ā
āI donāt think heāll enjoy splitting that particular hair, Nino. Just- not unless livesĀ are at stake, okay? Emergencies only.ā
āYes, Colonel Ladybug.ā
This debate most def gets crashed by batfam and confusion ensues upon both sides
batfam didnāt hear anything, theyāre just really confused about these french kids hanging out on a roof in Gotham
Just.... yes. all of that. I have like, more but those are not organized or even remotely coherent. here you go! I might write for this but I already have other fics rn so... it wouldnāt be for a while. and as I said, I have no plot.
take this though, i guess. *throws confetti*
#miraculous ladybug#batfam#my typewriter#mlb x dc#mlb#ml fic#miraculous team#marinette dupen chang#adrien#maribat#daminette#maridami#headcanons#chloe#alya salt#lila salt#but like#barely#i really couldn't care less about them#tbh
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New Wartwood, Friend or Frobo!
      This was ANOTHER great episode you guys, two exciting things culminating, and I just⦠YES!
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā I love how a recurring theme in both parts of this episode is two strangers who are added to the Plantar family and status quo in Wartwood (I mean Marcy technically isnāt a stranger but sheās a new addition in terms of permanence), and how both episodes have the townsfolk react suspiciously! The people of Wartwood calling back to Anneās own destruction was neat, it was nice to see Anne guide someone else through the same things she went through, except Marcy doesnāt quite have to do it alone- And Marcy herself seems pretty mature! All things considered, it wasnāt like she just chose to renovate the town against everyoneās wishes, she was following Mayor Toadstool⦠Which granted, she shouldāve listened to Anneās warning, but still!
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā In general, I like how this episode has both the gags of the townspeople being ready to be an angry mob, but also thereās this sense of⦠Newcomers like in the beginning of the show, except we have a more developed Plantar family to help them through it! Itās incredibly sweet and I love it⦠And Iām SO hyped to see Marcy and Frobo interact more, I was looking forward to her reaction to them- And I want to see the two bond over being the newcomers to Wartwood, as recent adoptees to the Plantar family, more or less, etc.! I want to see Marcy freak out over Frobo and help them explore their abilities and function, and add her own knowledge and researchā¦
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā ā¦But I AM wary of Marcy inevitably writing back to Andrias about the whole thing. Goodness, what if Frobo is broken down for spare parts, or used to help power and heal his master? Is there some connection, would Frobo recognize the Night- Will the Night possess Frobo like Calamity Ganon with the Guardians? We already have so many Breath of the Wild parallels, in addition to Frobo having destructive laser beams⦠We could get a tragic Iron Giant plot, with Frobo struggling against the Night, maybe even a permanent destruction! Thatād really hurt, while also providing more context and background to what the Night was capable of and probably did, what happened in the past, etc.!
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā I like how Marcy had the maturity to learn to apologize herself, instead of hiding behind Anne- And itās neat seeing how she tries to earn love with big, grandiose gestures⦠I wonder if she learned this from Sasha? Who seems like the kind of person whoād make friends by doing things for people, given how rich she is and how kids are invited to her parties and so forth; And what with it being part of Sashaās manipulative nature, innocent Marcy picked up on it? Thought this was normal? OH DANG, that could be a toxic trait she learned from Sasha, and we could see her unlearn Sashaās toxicity the way Anne did! Again, itās fascinating to see this same storyline redone but with a different character, itās almost like watching an AU but within canon!
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Also, I know Toadstool insisted that he wouldnāt learn, but he went out of his way to try to vouch for Marcy at least a little, or at least take his part in the blame; And what with his upcoming redemption episode, itās neat to see him slowly grow as a character too! Again, I liked the callbacks and seeing Anne become more of a seasoned veteran whose seen things for people, like how she warns Marcy about Toadstoolās schemes⦠But just in general, like how she lectures Sprig and Polly about how they need to know Bessieās story to drive her, and so forth! Itās this proud sense of people growing up, and then passing things on to the next generation, a passing of the torch and maturity!
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Speaking of which- We also get to see that with Polly! Polly learning to be an older sibling to Frobo is great, thatās such a neat idea weāve never seen before, and it adds to her characterās development as she continues to appreciate what others have to go through with her! I like how Frobo is technically younger than Polly in a sense, but also incredibly destructive like her, so you got the baby siblings being destructive⦠And again, seeing our main cast teach others is incredibly heartwarming, it makes the journey feel all the more well-rounded and nostalgic; Weāre seeing how theyāve grown by watching how they become mentors to others, I love this SO much!
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Also, I like how Marcy and Hop Pop are getting along more! We got a glimpse of this beforehand, but now weāre really getting into it, especially with Marcyās fascination with Wartwood- I think itās neat the detail of it essentially being a bunch of buoyant sod and topsoil placed over swampwater! It doesnāt add much beyond the peril of this little episode, but itās very neat worldbuilding and a fun concept, and it reminds me of how some cultures created floating gardens! Which, fits Wartwood being an agricultural society, and it just fleshes out how the Amphibians manage to interact with the wild and cultivate it more, itās so fun! I wonder if this subterranean swamp has anything to do with the various animals we see⦠Were the herons attracted to the water and perhaps fish beneath? Those monstrous lampreys that flooded the basement, was that from the swamp below? Itās all incredibly fascinating worldbuilding with so much fun, neat implications, Iām genuinely obsessed with it!
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā But, back to Marcy and Hop Pop- Itās neat that Hop Pop is finding someone who can appreciate his old-fashioned interests more⦠It feels like this family is becoming more fulfilled and less lonely as people find each other and bond, fulfill one another in different ways! This old frog is being understood more and more, and now he has a fellow nerd! Iād love to see Marcy learn how to drive Bessie, and I like that Hop Pop has another human stranger whoās enriching his life, and acting as someone he can count on to help him with his grandkids, an older child he can relate to! It just warms my heart after seeing him get along with Anne during the trip back to Wartwood, the more the merrier! And itās incredibly sweet that Marcy gets the Fwagon all to herself⦠Which again, would make it hurt if it got destroyed, but whatever;
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā My point is, itās neat how this journey in this home that brought them to Marcy, it ends up being for her too! Itās like the journey hasnāt quite ended yet, they brought someone back with them⦠And Marcy gets to sleep where Anne slept, get to live where the others lived! It just feels incredibly heartwarming and itās such a kind and homely, nostalgic gesture⦠Again, she really feels more like a part of the family, so I can see things changing where Marcy doesnāt just want to be with Anne, but the rest of the Plantars too! Seeing her develop her relationship with them is great.
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Again, Iād like to see Marcy maybe interact with Sprig and Polly more too- Maybe she and Polly can bond over liking Frobo? Frobo and Polly become friends? And while Frobo as an individual does not concern me in regards to intentions; Their design is a bit sus, given the eye-lasers. Though, Amphibia is such a dangerous place that Frobo having defensive capabilities makes sense⦠But the idea of there being an entire army of Frobos, many of whom couldāve gone destructive and ravaged Amphibia? Genuinely terrifying with how powerful, with such a diverse range of abilities, that Frobo has- They could lift all of Stumpyās casually! Again, like the Guardians from Breath of the Wildā¦
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā But yeah, itās really fun these evened-out, pairings among the family now; You have Sprig and Anne⦠Hop Pop and Marcy⦠And Frobo and Polly! But also, Marcy and Anne are close to one another as well, Hop Pop has everything with his pre-existing kids⦠So itāll be fascinating to see Frobo adjust, and maybe see Marcy try her hand at being a guide to them as well! Maybe they can both bond over being clumsy and not meaning to cause accidents, but also being adept and having a wide range of skills, and perhaps being seen as āroboticā in the sense that they donāt understand social cues and are figuring them out⦠Itād be SUCH a neurodivergent mood! Then we have Anne, Marcy, and Frobo being the local freak shows and adopted family, Hop Pop, Polly, and Sprig the ānormalsā acclimating them to Wartwood, etc.!
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā All in all this was another fascinating episode, in terms of character dynamics, themes, the development of our protagonists getting to shine, glimpses into lore, changes to the status quo⦠Itās all wonderful, I knew Iād love this episode, but WOW it was good! Animation for Frobo was superb and I loved Marcyās outfit from Toadstool, and Mrs. Croakerās little joke about being suspicious with Marcy for a while, it reminds me of the fandom in a meta sense! Hereās looking forward to the next one, F-Anneās!
#amphibia#amphibia marcy#marcy wu#amphibia frobo#amphibia polly#polly plantar#amphibia toadstool#mayor toadstool#wartwood#analysis#speculation
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I'm new to manga and while I'm proficient at analysing other forms of literature, I'm finding it difficult to analyse manga, probably because of the artistic component. Do you have any advice on what to focus on when reading manga in order to analyse it well? If this question is too vague, you can disregard it, I am only asking because I find your analyses to be excellent.
Omg š„ŗ Itās not vague! It seems like weāre opposites. Iām not well versed in literature, or writing in general, but I am an artist--which is why I love manga. Iāve been reading manga since I was 11 and Iām 24 now (Iām a nerd), so Iāve gotten pretty decent at knowing which panels the mangaka wants us to pay attention to! Iāll give some of the best examples I can think of off the top of my head.Ā
So obviously you know by now that manga is all black and white. We do get some colored sheets every now and then that also have meaning (Iāll link to that post later), and I love when the authors give us those, but for the most part itās all black and white. If youāre going to try to grasp the tones and meanings behind certain scenes in manga, the BEST advice I can give you is to pay extra attention to the shading more than anything else. Let me use the best examples I can think of when it comes to shading.


So look at Hawks here. Hawks is a hero, yes? A good guy, right?Ā
Well...does he look like a good guy here? Iād say no. This use of shading was absolutely deliberate on Horikoshiās part. I think we can all agree this was a really dark moment for Hawks (no pun intended). He stooped to a level nobody ever wanted him to, a level Hawks himself never wanted to. This scene being drawn this way tells us that we as readers are NOT supposed to approve of Hawksās actions here. And NOW, because of the way this scene was drawn for us, all we are left to assume is that something bad is coming for Hawks. Basically, the consequences of his actions have not hit him yet. So even though we havenāt seen those consequences yet (itās really frustrating waiting ngl), we know that we can expect there to be something dark in Hawksās future. Many other meta bloggers predict his death, him dying heroically in order to make up for killing Twice. And man, that is very much possible, however Iām still waiting to see what more develops in Hawksās arc before I make that prediction. Hori hasnāt given me any reason to believe that heād actually kill off an important hero for the sake of the writing...yet.Ā
Another example, and probably my favorite panel of Shigaraki so far because itās gorgeously drawn (and sad as hell):

This panel is supposed to make you feel his despair. Heās surrounded by a black, static background, his figure is drawn with an insane amount of detail. You can tell just by looking at it that Horikoshi put a significant amount of effort into this one panel compared the ones that came right before it:

This is same scene, same chapter as the panel above, but the background and shading is totally different. Iām only showing this panel here to point out how important the panel above it is in comparison. One is a panel that is simply moving the chapter forward, the other is meant to stop you for a moment and make you react to it. Horikoshi made sympathetic villains, and that panel of Shigaraki practically begging people to understand was meant to evoke that sympathy from the readers to prepare them for his redemption.Ā
There are probably a million examples from BNHA I could use to show you the importance of shading but Iām going to move over to one of my all time favorites: FMA
So this lovely fellow below, Roy Mustang, is a protagonist in Fullmetal Alchemist. Fullmetal Alchemist is a series with similar values to BNHA. It acknowledges the value of the human life. It acknowledges that once someone is dead, you canāt bring them back. It acknowledges that murder is wrong, no matter the reason.
Also, similar to how BNHA punishes the villains for their quest for revenge over and over again, FMA also portrays to readers the dangers of following the paths of revenge. There are two characters in FMA that show us that danger, one of which is Roy.

Ā This is a big moment for Roy because he just discovered the person responsible for his best friendās death. And now heās out for blood. But this panel above tells you that this is a BAD IDEA. Shrouding him in darkness, not showing his entire face, hiding him in the shadows--it tells you that heās on a dark path now.Ā

Look here, this is kind of similar to how Hawks was portrayed above. Roy is standing over someone who he clearly has power over, someone he is about to kill out of revenge. Envy is a major antagonist in FMA right until his death, but simply because of the way Roy is drawn here, devoid of human emotion because again, you canāt see his face, Envy is almost sympathetic when he finally does die. (BTW, he does not die at Royās hand). Roy is a protagonist in this series, but here heās drawn looking incredibly evil and scary--for a reason. Youāre not supposed to approve of his actions. Roy set out for revenge and his narrative consequences came not too long after this chapter. So basically, just like with any other story:Ā
character does something we know is supposed to be bad-----> something bad happens to character as a result
Iāll give one more example from a story that is not similar to BNHA or FMA in the slightest, but still uses that dark shroud in the same manner.

Say hi to Shigure from Fruits Basket. Shigure is kind of...an anti hero? Heās a real asshole. Now Fruits Basket is shojo and the stakes arenāt near as high or dramatic as BNHA so the tone is a bit different. But even with one panel here of this guyās face, you get that dark, cynical vibe from him. And well, he is dark and cynical. If you read the story from the beginning up until here you can tell that heās a shady dude (no pun intended again Iām so sorry), and low and behold he is one of the more questionable characters in this series. But this one darkly shaded panel is the introduction to that dark side of him as a character.
Basically in manga shading is tell all for how youāre supposed to interpret a situation. But aside from shading, the SIZE of the panels are also important. Those Hawks panels above took up entire pages. That Shigaraki panel took up an entire page. Those panels of Roy took up an entire page. Obviously the author wants you to pay attention to the story those panels are trying to tell. The words of the characters matter too, but sometimes you have characters whose words you canāt take at face value (*cough cough* Dabi *cough*) so you sometimes have to go off of the artwork alone.Ā
Aside from the manga itself, mangakas also release colored prints along with their series. A lot of times these prints donāt have much to do with the events within the story, but sometimes they do. And I talked here about how Horikoshi really correlated all of his art of Shigaraki with the current place in his arc, and about how now that Shigarakiās redemption is underway, heās drawing Shigaraki in such a way that shows him growing closer to his hero counterpart who is currently on his way to save him, and also just portraying him in a less villainous manner than before. This isnāt always the case though. But Horikoshi did it and when that last color spread came out I got so excited I kind of just rambled with excitement lol.Ā
SO I know it wasnāt much to go on but I really hope this helps you a bit more and what you were looking for! Shading is the most important since itās all black and white, and then panel size is important too.Ā
I hope you read more manga and join us in this hell! LolĀ
#manga analysis#art analysis#bnha#fma#fruits basket#boku no hero academia#Fullmetal Alchemist#fmab#fma manga#fullmetal alchemist brotherhood#furuba#fruits basket manga#shigure sohma#shigaraki tomura#bnha hox#art#anonymous
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More Than Meets the Eye #28- I Sure Hope Yāall Like Megatron
āDark Cybertronā is finally over! Woohoo!
Whoās ready for a return to hijinks and mild peril?
I know this guy is!
Hold on a second-
We start our foray into Season 2 of MTMTE with a little meta-humor-
-and then itās right into the swing of things, as Brainstorm uses the thin, fragile wine glass of faction-based morality to hold his personal need to make instruments of violence. Nautica disapproves, but then why wouldnāt she? Sheās not been steeped in the militant ideologies of the Autobots for millions of years.
Itās six months after the convoluted events of āDark Cybertronā, and our beloved ship, the Lost Light, is back on track for the Knight Quest. Nauticaās joined the crew, which is neat, but there are far more interesting things going on.
Like Rung actually doing his fucking job for once.

Wow, look at that little creamsicle man go.
It would seem that in the last half-year (by Earth standards) Megatronās somehow gotten himself into the esteemed position of Captain of the Lost Light. This likely means that Rodimus has been defeated in battle, or perhaps fucked off on yet another space yacht to run away from his responsibilities. I suppose the narrative will have to fill us in on just what exactly happened.
Or, at least, I hope it does. Wouldnāt be a terribly good story if I had to guess on how exactly this dudeās in charge of a whole-ass Autobot crew.
Yes, yes, I know he switched sides, but goddammit, it takes a little more than saying sorry and changing your wardrobe to excuse the murder of half of NYC.
I mean, we can do both. Both is an option. Iāll break out The Communist Manifesto right now, letās fuckinā gooooooooo-
Six months prior to Megatronās therapy appointment, Rodimus is ready to high-tail it off of Cybertron yet again. This is because, as established in previous posts, Cybertron kinda sucks butt. He bursts into the meeting Optimus Prime called- even though heās really not leader of anything anymore, Starscream is- bids everyone farewell, and is about to run back out of the room when heās stopped.
Turns out that the populace of Cybertron want Megatron to stand trial. That makes sense, given what all heās done. Of course, the Autobot pals weāve got in the room want to skip due process and go straight to the part where Megatron pays through the nose for the last four million years.
Which doesnāt feel terribly heroic or good guy-ish, but I think by this point youāve probably caught on to the fact that everyone in IDW Transformers is morally gray at BEST.
Because Megatronās had a rough time the last few years, in relation to his bodily integrity, spark extraction- that thing that High Command lied about in relation to Overlord- isnāt an option. It would just kill him dead.
Uh, excuse me? Optimus Prime, sir? Monsieur Premier?
Guess Optimus hasnāt been keeping up with exRiD.
Anyway, yeah, since Tyrest fucked off in āThe Sound of Breaking Glassā and also tried to commit a genocide, weāre gonna need someone to cast judgement.
Course, a military trial isnāt exactly ideal, but as long as itās open to the public, it should be fine.
Probably.
Anyway, Prowlās also going to help. Ultra Magnus has been assigned the task of representing Megatron in court, a job which heās positively delighted to have, if his face is any indication.
The gang breaks for lunch, and Rodimus and Optimus touch base on how the Knight Quest is going.
Because Rodimusā half of the Matrix had the map for finding the Knights of Cybertron in it, theyāre gonna have to go with Plan B.
Oh fuck yes, I love Plan B!
Unfortunately, finding the ideal romantic partner for all Cybertronians is going to have to wait until after the trial, because Optimus really wants Rodimus here for this. Though perhaps thereās a way to make things move a little fasterā¦
Back in the present, Megatronās had just about enough of Rung being a psychiatry joke, and is about to walk out of his appointment. Ravage is here, which is neat. Rung asks Megatron about the three most important people in his life, and how he met them. One of these people is, funnily enough, Rung.
Rung, if youāll recall, was thrown into Megatron and Impactorās table at Maccadams waaaaaay back in The Transformers #22, the first issue of the IDW run that Roberts wrote solo. It would seem that getting arrested and subjected to police brutality ruined his once-idealistic worldview. This is just a lightning-round recap of the events of the āChaos Theoryā storyline.
Being reminded of how hard he got dunked on makes Rung break out his copy of Megatronās autobiography, Towards Peace. Of course, Megatron has to be āthat guyā, and makes it out to be far more than it actually is. My dude, you used your writing to tell all your proto-Decepticon buddies to go beat up Whirl in prison. Letās not make things sound more grandiose than they are.
Anyway, it turns out that Rung is actually just as much a nerd as he looks, as he reveals that heās in possession of one of the only few copies of the original version of Towards Peace. And then he takes off his glasses and the fans go bonkers, even though heās just got that Milne Same-Face going on, just like everyone else.
There you are, you animals.
Rung discusses Revisionism, Iām reminded that the first publication of Eugenesis had a dedication to Robertsā son of all people, and we get the question of who Terminus is to Megatron.
But alas! The X-ray visionās been turned on, and itās time to see⦠nude robots? An in-depth anatomy lesson?
Robots are confusing sometimes. Anyways, major props to Milne for drawing all that detail. Dude does the technical stuff with a ferocity that must be awe-inspiring to behold.
Megatronās decided that itās time for lunch, and then heās going to do captain stuff.
Because heās captain of the Lost Light.
Iām convinced Rodimus is dead. Thatās the only way this is happening.
Six months ago, Swerve was being awful Swerve-like, with his new buddy Crosscut- guess he finally learned the guyās name- and Riptide, who weāll get to a little later on. These three wonderful lads are holding a sort of ācrew try-outsā, and it looks like the requirements needed for entry on Megatronās Lost Light are stiff.
Still, maybe our new friend Nautica will make the cut.

Oh, you are simply delightful!
Despite Nautica having interest in nearly every topic in the universe, on top of having impeccable taste in booze, she just misses the cut. Itās at this point that Nightbeat bursts into the room to stop this farce from going any further. The fact that nobody mentioned anything prior to this is surprising, given that portmanteaus donāt really seem the type of thing Ultra Magnus would approve of.
Back six months ago, we see what Optimus Primeās super great idea was to expedite the judicial process- Chromedome. Itās always Chromedome. Heās gonna do that thing he promised his late husband heād stop doing. I suppose itās a good thing- for Rewind, anyway- that Megatron is wholly against the idea of having his memories torn out of his head. Guess weāre gonna have to do the trial the normal, non brain-pokey way.
Optimus leaves the cell, because I suppose heās remembered that thereās a conflict of interests here, but Rodimus stays behind to let Megatron know he deserves everything thatās coming his way.
Then Megatron breaks out the puzzle-box from Hellraiser.
In the present, Chromedome isnāt so much spiraling in his depression as he is circling the drain. Nightbeat doesnāt give a shit about that though- heās more concerned with the fact that one of the numbers on the door to Chromedomeās room is missing. But Iām sure itās fine.
Itās fiiiiiiiiiiine.
While Nightbeatās busy being insensitive to his fellow manās distress, Megatronās arrived to his room to find his doorās been vandalized by a bunch of idiots who must have just discovered what a thesaurus is. Then he gets shot in the fucking hand with an arrow.
As you do.
Whirlās gotten ahold of a bow, and he fully intends to use it for Megatron-directed violence. And also his fists. His very pointy fists. He punches Megatron through the fucking floor into the fuel furnace, and they fall whatās probably a good 200 feet to the ground below. Whirl yells about evening the score between the two of them, and then knees Megatron in the dick.
Turns out, Megatron remembers Whirl even better than originally thought, having gone so far as to order his forces to not kill Whirl, because, in a way, he was grateful for the lesson he learned back before the war in Rodion.
Oh man, I hope Rungās somehow listening in on this. Like, eavesdropping is obviously bad medicine, but weāve already established that he sucks as a professional, and he needs what few advantages he can get.
Whirl, enraged by the implication that heās been fighting fixed battles for the last four million years, punches Megatron in the gut⦠and his arm gets swallowed up by an errant portal leftover from all of Shockwaveās tampering. Since you canāt really fight with only one arm, Megatron wanders off to do captainy things.
Walking back the timeline slightly, we revisit Megatron leaving Rungās office, and the idea of personal revisionism, the conversation becoming parallel with the strange happenings going on within the ship, as Rewindās final message is altered so as not to end with āI love youā but instead a blood-curdling scream. Chromedome is, understandably, upset by this turn of events.
Over with Whirl, itās revealed that the little fight we saw was intentionally set up. For what purpose, or by whom, is left a mystery.
Please see a doctor.
One last flashback to the trial, as Prowl lists off everything thatās standing in the way of our Sympathetic Megatron Redemption Arc.


Good fuckinā luck, James.
Back in the present, Megatronās slapped a bandaid on the hole in his torso, as he checks to see whatās happening on the bridge. It would appear thereās a coffin floating around in space.
Pretty fucked up.
#transformers#jro#MTMTE#world shut your mouth#issue 28#maccadam#Hannzreads#text post#long post#overthinking about robots#comic script writing
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Welcome to Eltingville: āBring Me the Head of Boba Fettā | February 26, 2002 - 4:00 AM | Special
Lots of personal baggage to unpack on this one, so please forgive what will surely read as a personal blog post:
Welcome to Eltingville was the first of Adult Swimās āfailed pilotsā which aired as a special. Itās failed in the sense that it didnāt get picked up, presumably for being too expensive. It originally aired as a stealth premiere at 4:00AM on Monday night/Tuesday morning, Iām assuming to fulfill a contractual agreement. It had a āfor realā advertised premiere on March 3rd, which is what youāll find cited on various web sources.
Itās time I confess something here: I didnāt like this show the first time around. The early 2000s was a time when ānerdā culture was being clumsily embraced as a novelty. People suddenly started gravitating towards movies and shows about nerds, all usually portrayed in a cutesy and toothless way. Yes, I was too blinded by my own shunning of this trend to realize that this show was the antithesis of that. And yes, I was unfamiliar with the original comics that these were based on, which probably would have blown my mind if I was aware of them in the 90s. Hell, I would have shunned a Dan Pussey cartoon if I werenāt already in love with Dan Clowes comics.
Was it all overblown in my own head? Well, I can only come up with two examples to illustrate my distaste for ānerds stuffā, so yes, it probably was. First, Super Nerds, which was a 2000 pilot staring Patton Oswalt and Brian Posehn as two nerds who worked at a comic book store. I was sold on it by a friend as being the best sitcom heād ever seen in his life. I also loved Patton Oswalt and Brian Posehn. But good lord, did I hate that show, a lot. The more mainstream example is the Comedy Central show Beat the Geeks, a trivia game show where normal people compete against experts (or geeks) in certain fields (usually popular culture related). The promos showed the geeks in question strutting around and ironically looking cool and triumphant. These promos were so profoundly unfunny to me that I found it insane and offensive when the whole āgeekā angle seemed to hook other members of my family. āthereās this game show where guys have to compete... against GEEKS! haw haw!ā I can still hear my dadās voice echo in my head. I still hate it!
I also didnāt relate to traditionally geeky things, like superhero comics, science fiction/fantasy, etc. I hated all of that stuff, and I still mostly do (did I go through a multiple year phase in my early 30s where I tried to force myself to like super hero comics? Yes! I did! It didnāt particularly take). I am absolutely a comedy nerd, though, which is a much MUCH lonelier pursuit.
Hell, the comedy nerd isnāt even an archetype on TV shows; Freaks and Geeks came fairly close, but those guys also liked sci-fi and role-playing games and stuff. Square Pegs also had a comedy nerd character. There was that episode of Undeclared where Martin Starr is boring the rest of the cast by trying to explain that Freddy Got Fingered was an intelligent anti-comedy (the closest Iāve ever seen myself be portrayed on screen). All of these shows lasted one season, making the comedy nerd character the most potent poison since (NOTE TO SELF: google FAMOUS FICTIONAL POISONS, please pick a cool non-nerdy one [leave note-to-self in write-up if coming up with one is impossible {will come off as intentional meta-humor (everyone will love this)}]).
Welcome to Eltingville is about four friends who have created The Eltingville Comc Book, Science-Fiction, Fantasy, Horror, and Role-Playing Club. Theyāve presumably been together for a long time when this episode starts, and we see the dynamics of the club right away, the main thing being the constant petty bickering that quickly becomes violent and destructive. Theyāre all gigantic jerks who presumably only hang with each other because nobody else will. The main conflict of this show has to do with Bill, the Stan of the group, and Josh, the Cartman, who eventually come to blows over a rare Boba Fett doll-- I mean, figure. The first half of the show is a pretty good introduction to the would-be-series, with the guys playing a D&D style role-playing game and then getting into a full-fledged fist-fight over a VHS compilation of nude scenes that turns out to be a recording of the Hair Bear Bunch. The second half is an adaptation of the comic story āBring Me The Head of Boba Fettā. Had I thought of it I might have read the entire run of Eltingville Club comics before reviewing this. Unfortunately it was a bit of an afterthought so I just read the first two stories, including the Boba Fett one. For the record, I own the Eltingville book, and definitely read and loved the two-issue series that serves as the ending of the Eltingville comics. Itās all those comics in the middle I still need to get to.
The show is very funny and it looks beautiful. According to the few interviews that Iāve found regarding the show (including a page of text found in the Eltingville book, which precedes a section showing off some of the character design sheets), there really wasnāt much reason given for the show not getting picked up. The show definitely looked better than anything else on Adult Swim, so the whole ātoo expensiveā thing seems like as good an assumption as any. Apparently Dorkin spread himself too thin working on this, attempting to design/draw every little thing seen on screen. I actually wondered that while watching the show, because his art style is faithfully preserved here, which is great! The episode ends the same way the comic story does, with Bill & Josh in a trivia-off, competing over the buying rights for a 12 inch Boba Fett action figure at their local comic shop. With every rewatch of this show I confront one basic thing about myself, and itās how much of the trivia Iāve picked up since the last rewatch. Bill & Joshās trivia-off is a flurry of questions regarding all kinds of geek garbage, and the few years between viewings of this results in me knowing a few more answers. But, I have the internet, and can usually get hold of a movie or TV show or comic book almost instantly. Itās important to not lose sight that these kids (especially in the comics) are either high-school or college-aged and they learned all of this shit in an era when the internet wasnāt as ubiquitous as it is today. The original comic is set firmly in 1994, and when thereās a dispute over a question Josh runs home to get a large Godzilla reference book to prove that heās correct. This changed in the pilot to Josh losing on a technicality with a slip-of-the-tongue; attributing a famous catchphrase to a fellow club-member who had adopted it for himself (the comic actually SEEMS to set this up, but doesnāt go in that direction at all, which is weird when you read it AFTER watching this special. I think that means the cartoon improved on that idea).
Wikipedia makes no mention of this stealth broadcast. It would SEEM to make more sense that it aired Monday morning following late night Sunday, but Adult Swim ended at 1AM back in these days, making early Monday morning still technically āout of boundsā. In fact, I very nearly ācorrectedā the air date to reflect this, but a quick google search for āWelcome to Eltingvilleā + ā4AMā yielded this message board thread where we can see in real time that early Tuesday morning is indeed correct. So, if youāre ever arguing over a 12 inch Boba Fett feel free to uses this trivia in your trivia off.
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