bbc merlin - 03x08 The Eye of the Phoenix
the guy who can barely get the words "we're friends" past his lips vs the guy who will call you his best friend within the first day of you meeting aka the different representations of love and affection in bbc merlin
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this poor kid. your dad dies, and your mom remarries. your step-dad is cool! he teaches you how to fish and he brings home a bunch of dogs! fast forward a little bit and it turns out your cool step-dad is locked in a psychosexual viscera-filled chess game with a bisexual cannibal. like what do you even do about that.
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a little idea about timeskip!tsukishima kei, (suggestive, kinda crack, hehehe):
you have a rather insistent admirer who has been chasing you for some time now. despite the many obvious hints you dropped, explaining you are already in a loving relationship, and even straight out saying no, it seems like the message wasn't sent across. if it weren't for you wanting to settle this matter by yourself, tsukishima would have humiliated him terribly long ago. so, running out of options, you did something quite elaborate, just to make your admirer uncomfortable. you type out a whole paragraph that went something like this: "it's ok, i've met a cute boy with glasses and a bitchy personality. we are dating and my parents love him. he'll propose and we'll get married, have the perfect wedding, and during the honeymoon we'll have amazing sex that will absolutely break the bed."
you hit send with the biggest grin on your face, but when you glance at kei who is sitting beside you on the sofa, you see his face absolutely bright red. he definitely read the entire thing. oh shit, i made my boyfriend uncomfortable, you think. before you can do anything, though, you find yourself lying down with him on top of you. his face is still red, but this time with a smug ass smirk. now your face is heating up. "'sex that will absolutely break the bed', huh?"
he lowers himself and carefully places a trail of kisses up your neck and to that spot behind the ear. your breath hitches. "don't worry, love, a ring will be on that finger of yours soon."
bonus:
"seriously though, a 'bitchy personality'?"
"ask anyone and they will agree with me."
"you're insufferable."
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reblog and tell me what's a low stakes 911 headcanon you have that has absolutely no bearing on the show but that you 100% believe is true regardless
mine is that eddie diaz watched one tree hill religiously as a teenager
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Feel like something that’s not discussed a lot is how unapologetically sincere the show is. I feel like there’s a been a real push against vulnerability and sincerity in favor of cynicism or sarcasm in media, like there’s a fear that showing characters talking about how much they care about each other will be seen as “cringe” or unnecessary. And Lockwood & co just brazenly wears its heart on its sleeve in a way that feels really refreshing to me.
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10 THINGS I HATE ABOUT YOU (1999) dir. Gil Junger
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Sorry but Feyd Rautha was rock hard. Sorry. Spent the whole movie slangin it. Entered the movie with a compass dong and went out with a compass dong. He saw Paul stab the baron and it went boinggg like a cartoon spring. He actually bled less from the knife wound bc all his blood was in his nether regions and he forgot. Yeah he literally just forgot to bleed. Rigor mortis set in and he was somehow less hard than the entire movie before that. I'm sorry. I don't make the rules
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been rewatching old dnp vids as they get recommended to me and holy shit do they seem so low energy compared to videos now, they’re both so much genuinely happier and more smiley and bubbly on top of being so much more authentic these days, im so glad we’ve gotten to this era
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