#(the idiot being gigi not taylor)

[whyshedisappeared]

Taylor being besties with an evil antisemitic idiot who's spreading the worst possible lies and calling convicted terrorist prisoners "innocent" and posting blood libel to 79 million people... feeling really bad about it!!! 😡😬

honestly, dude. i have enough to be mad and worried about to care about what some asshole wanna be model says snd the lies she doesn't even try to make believable.

[bisluthq]

Yeah the issue with the Joe situation was that people were creating an issue out of a clearly inadvertent hand signal, not that Joe is completely incapable of ever being abusive. It just literally didn’t make sense that Taylor who has ex special forces people protecting her, full control of her life, career and multiple planes, plenty of powerful people in her contact list, would be signaling to FANS for help if she was in an abusive situation. In the Zayn situation there’s actual claims, charges, a break up and Gigi and her siblings clearly taking their mom’s side. Not to mention Zayn has a history of being confrontational and a bit of a hot head. Joe was being implicated based on nothing but fan delusion, Zayn is being implicated by his partner and her family directly.

Yeah no Kimmel-gate was stupid and disrespectful to victims tbh. Domestic violence isn’t a free for all spectacle for fans to chime in on. It’s painful, traumatizing, and often embarrassing to boot. Thinking Taylor Swift - or Gigi FWIW - needs teenage fangirls’ help in that sort of situation is delusional and again really undermines the seriousness of the problem.

Domestic violence isn’t fun gossip or celeb mess and treating it as such isn’t okay.

Inventing it where it doesn’t - as far as we know - exist, is fucking awful.

But responding to that allegation with “he wouldn’t 🥺🥺”, as some people did, was dumb. This was my point. There was a lot to say about why those fans were idiots and that wasn’t one of the things.

Zayn admitted to the charges so idk why anyone is even still debating it. Like it’s done.

[ao3feed-larry]

there ain’t nothin’ common ‘bout us

by angelica_barnes

In the end, their love story is the simplest one there is. Despite how messy and complicated the plot may be, drama and heartbreak hidden around every corner, their story is simple. It was when it began, and it remains so.

Their story, quite simply, goes like this: five boys meet.

They fall in love.

  or,

  The world ends, and suddenly Harry, Niall, Zayn, Liam, and Louis are alone in a haunted house in the middle of nowhere.

Words: 13631, Chapters: 1/5, Language: English

Series: Part 1 of there ain’t nothin’ common ‘bout us

Fandoms: One Direction (Band)

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: Multi

Characters: Harry Styles, Niall Horan, Zayn Malik, Liam Payne, Louis Tomlinson, Taylor Swift, Eleanor Calder, Ed Sheeran, Perrie Edwards, Gigi Hadid, Danielle Peazer, Sophia Smith, Simon Cowell, and an elephant

Relationships: Niall Horan/Zayn Malik/Liam Payne/Harry Styles/Louis Tomlinson, Harry Styles/Louis Tomlinson (past), Zayn Malik/Liam Payne (past), Niall Horan/Harry Styles/Louis Tomlinson (brief), Niall Horan/Zayn Malik, Zayn Malik/Harry Styles, Zayn Malik/Louis Tomlinson, Liam Payne/Louis Tomlinson, Liam Payne/Harry Styles, Niall Horan/Liam Payne, Niall Horan/Harry Styles, Niall Horan/Louis Tomlinson, Harry Styles & Taylor Swift, One Direction (Ensemble) & Taylor Swift, Zayn Malik & Taylor Swift, Ed Sheeran/Taylor Swift, Eleanor Calder & Louis Tomlinson, Taylor Swift & Louis Tomlinson, Perrie Edwards & Gigi Hadid & Zayn Malik, Liam Payne & Danielle Peazer & Sophia Smith, Niall Horan & Ed Sheeran, Ed Sheeran & Harry Styles

Additional Tags: they're all asexual (sex-neutral/positive), why because i'm ace and starved for representation that's why, also because it fit the narrative but that's not important, see this is what happens when, i read Pride & Prejudice, listen to Taylor Swift’s “folklore”, and watch 1D crack videos all in one day, also "Canada" by Lauv & Alessia Cara and "Common" by ZAYN can be blamed for this, their sanity is questionable in this, ATTENTION EVERYBODY:, if you’re ever sad, just imagine Louis singing "The Principal" by Melanie Martinez to Simon Cowell onstage, or Zayn singing "I Don't Need Your Love" from SIX to the boys and Simon Cowell, WARNING: i have no idea how record players work so just work with me here okay, think the house from "Knives Out" but taller and more chaotic, I DO NOT CONDONE THIS IDIOTIC BEHAVIOR BY THE WAY, IF YOU HAVE A MENTAL OR PHYSICAL DISORDER SEEK HELP FROM MEDICAL PROFESSIONALS, DESPITE WHAT BAD Y/A FILMS WANT YOU TO THINK LOVE DOES NOT CURE ALL, BE SAFE AND HEALTHY KIDS, take care of yourselves, this was supposed to be a 20k quick write, to get out all my feelings during my one direction relapse, and instead it turned into this, there’s a strong possibility i may’ve accidentally made Louis schizophrenic, no you don’t understand, i just wanted an excuse to write the boys wearing soft grey sweaters that are too big for them, watch as i overload you with symbolism and details (PAY ATTENTION), this is gay, i edit my own shit and die like a genderfluid legend, somebody please read this, i poured my entire life into this story for six months and if nobody reads it i WILL cry, some of the relationships in this are pretty unhealthy for awhile, But they get better, because communication is important and actually happens, what a shock, I know, i am going to put you through hell with this story, SO, ya know, apologies in advance, Implied/Referenced Acephobia, Internalized Acephobia, this was supposed to be funny, It is not, that, Louis eats messily because I said so, he stuffs his pancakes in his mouth until he’s got chipmunk cheeks, crying crying crying, and then some more crying, oh my lin there’s so much crying, Unconventional Relationship, Complicated Relationships, you have no fucking idea how proud of this i am, i mean i'm a little ashamed, because this is the first book i've ever written, and it's about one fucking direction, but whatever ya know love is love, alternatively titled: i relapsed hard into my one direction obsession, except i have since evolved as a writer, because i started writing these when i was twelve and they were 5k max, and now i’m sixteen and i have this shit on my hands, I’m sorry, i apologize for all of this, my bad - Freeform, this is apparently the kind of fucking shit i write now, I am so sorry, Alternate Universe - Apocalypse, it's just 2020, Angst with a (Realistic) Happy Ending, Ambiguous/Open Ending, Bittersweet Ending, Angst with a Happy Ending, Sad with a Happy Ending, i swear to you this was supposed to be a funny story, i don’t know what happened, why do all of my characters always end up being certifiably insane, Non-Sexual Intimacy, Getting Back Together, Love Confessions, Friends to Lovers, Pining, Introspection, Reflection, Fluff and Angst, Domestic, Families of Choice, Unconventional Families, Magic, Magical Realism, yeah i really just came for everyone’s souls here, forgive me for stealing your livelihood, i didn’t mean to destroy you, also my bad if i gave any of you existential crises, it was mostly an accident, Everything is Beautiful and Everything Hurts, Post-Zayn One Direction, Zayn Malik Leaves One Direction, Unhealthy Coping Mechanisms, Anxiety, Depression, Eating Disorders, Self-Harm, Suicide, Bulimia, Anorexia, Schizophrenia, Drug Addiction, Drug Withdrawal, Panic Attacks, Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder, Overdosing, i promise there's actually fluff in here, there's a lot of fluff in here, it's just always just a little bit sad, fuck this has so many tags, The Author Regrets Nothing, The Author Regrets Everything, Regret, Guilt, Abuse, Unhealthy Relationships, Fame, okay i'll stop now i'm sorry bye, please please please somebody enjoy this, or at least parts of it, also there's a lot of soulmates and ghosts, a fuckton of introspection that i should probably apologize for, but am really not all that sorry about, okay i'm really done now promise

via AO3 works tagged 'Harry Styles/Louis Tomlinson' https://ift.tt/3nbKyj5

[jennyboom21]

This is why I can’t even take you seriously when you say Taylor has rumors . Someone literally made a rumor Gigi is dating grace Elizabeth bc of IG comments . When reality is grace has a bf she is with frequently who post with her a lot

If you think we just go based off of IG comments, you are not smart. 👀 Yolanda Hadid got Gigi into modeling because the dyke was jumping out (she was really good at volleyball, and dated a fellow athlete), aka GAY CONVERSION. We then have her hanging out with raging deeply closeted homo, Kenny (who was dating Lauren at the time). Again, rumors that are attached for YEARS tend to stop being rumors after awhile (either by being outed, or coming out), not to mention femme erasure and the fact that models are HEAVILY discouraged from coming out, despite the large amounts of them that are in discrete sexual relationships with models/non-models. Not to mention your concept of monogamy in that world is woefully ignorant, and naive. You really think a public hetero relationship is gonna stop girls from railing eachother out? Grow up. I’d love to tag TCG just so she could lay down the strap, but it’s the weekend and she doesn’t have time for idiots in denial. Go outside!

[joeandtaylorfanfiction]

Confessions - part one (Submission)

“Taylor, I swear to God.” Taylor looked up from her phone to stare at Gigi, who was on the other side of the kitchen island, hands on her waist with an expression of whom was ready to slap the living daylights out of her her. “What?” Taylor asked her, still a bit distracted. “Are you going to tell me who you’ve been texting every two seconds since I got here or not?” Taylor looked startled for a second and then said, suspiciously quickly, “No one.” “Oh? No one? Really?” Gigi said, sounding far too happy for it not to be in a sarcastic way. “Well, give me your phone, then.” “What?” Taylor asked again, her eyes opening a bit wider, definitely paying more attention than before. “I’m not giving you my phone.” “Why can’t I have your phone?” Gigi insisted. “Is there anything in there I can’t see?” “No, there’s really not” Taylor continued, with an incredulous look on her face. “I’ll stop, I’m sorry.” “Oh, you’ll stop? What exactly will you stop?” “Nothing, just leave it, Gigi, I said I’d stop” she said as she put her phone inside her jeans pocket. “There, see, it’s gone. I’m sorry.” “Listen” Gigi started, more serious than before. “You obviously don’t have to tell me anything if you don’t want to” she paused, “but you would if there was something wrong, right?” Taylor’s expression finally moved on from startled and grew softer.  “Oh, Gigi, nothing’s wrong, I promise” she said, while her friend stared at her with a skeptic look on her face. “It’s just, you’ve been acting a bit weird lately and I’m worried it’s because of everything that’s happened in the past few months-“ “No, no” Taylor cut her off, “it’s really nothing bad” she said while getting up from her stool and going around the kitchen island, hugging her friend tightly once she got to her side. “Okay” Gigi told her softly, while hugging her back. “I believe you.” They were like that for a couple of seconds when Taylor said “I guess…” she paused, sounding a bit unsure. “Come with me to the living room…?” she asked while reaching for the other girl’s hand. Gigi pulled back from the hug and looked curiously at her friend, who was starting to get a nervous look on her face and wouldn’t look her in the eye. Taylor started pulling her along until they finally got near the couch. Olivia was snoozing in the middle so Taylor picked her up and placed her on her lap once she had sat down. Gigi sat beside her and stroked Olivia’s head for a couple of seconds. “So, is there anything you want to tell me after all?” She asked, turning to Taylor’s direction, folding her left leg underneath herself. “Yeah…” Taylor answered, she being the one that was now scratching Olivia’s head. The cat had opened an eye when she felt herself being moved but decided it wasn’t anything worth waking up for just yet, especially since she was getting some cuddles out of it. “You remember Joe, right?” Taylor finally asked while looking down at Olivia in her lap. Gigi had a blank expression on when she said “Joe? As in Joe Jonas?” Taylor’s head turned to her so fast Gigi was afraid she might have pulled a muscle on her neck. “What?!” Taylor asked incredulously. “No!” she practically yelled as Olivia made a not so very happy sound. Taylor looked at the her lap again and cooed, “Oh baby, I’m so sorry” she told the cat as the rubbed her between the ears. She looked up at Gigi again, regret showing all over her face, “I think I pinched her… Why would I be talking about Joe Jonas, Gigi?” she asked, looking confused. “Well, I don’t know, Taylor, maybe because we don’t really know any other Joe that comes to mind?” Gigi answered, starting to get a bit annoyed, “I’m a bit lost here, in case you haven’t noticed.” “Alwyn” Taylor muttered, looking down at Olivia again. “What?” Her friend asked while squinting her eyes. “Can you, like, say that louder? And maybe look at me if you don’t mind? I’m not going to bite you.” Taylor did look at her and repeated, louder this time, “Alwyn.” Gigi had a blank expression, yet again. “What’s that?” “Oh my God, Gigi, are you even listening to me? Joe Alwyn, Gigi, do you remember him?” “Ohh Alwyn, from my photo shoot? Yeah, I remember him, he was really nice.” She answered smiling. Then her expression changed to one of confusion. “Wait, how do you even know him?” “Lily.” Taylor said, as explanation. “Lily?” She asked and Taylor nodded. “Yeah, Lily introduced me. I told you this remember, she met him because Caleb-“ “Okay, Taylor…” Gigi interrupted, still looking confused, “never mind how you know him, why are we talking about Joe Alwyn in the first place? Please just tell me, I’m, like, kind of confused…” “Well” Taylor started, but didn’t continue. “Well?” Gigi insisted, starting to sound exasperated. Taylor’s cheeks started to turn pink and Gigi’s brain suddenly clicked, her yes widening. “Wait, so you’re trying to tell me, very poorly may I add, that you’ve been texting Joe Alwyn. Is that what’s happening?”  “Well. Kind of, yes…” Gigi stared at her, her eyes still very big and round. “Oh, okay. Well… so?” “So what, Gigi?” “Well, how’s that going?” Taylor, who besides red cheeks now also had a very red neck, started to smile and put her hands on her face, letting herself fall back onto the couch. Gigi was starting to smile as well but stopped once Taylor said “I feel like an idiot, Gi.” Taylor dropped her hands from her face and could see that her friend now had a concerned look on her face. “Why, sweetie, what happened? You were just smiling…” “I think I really like him…” Taylor whispered. Gigi smiled softly, “But, Taylor, that’s a good thing.” “It would be if I wasn’t an idiot” she groaned. Seeing Gigi was starting to look confused again she explained, “we’ve known each other for a few months, we’ve been… friends. And at the end of this summer we got closer and I went and told him maybe we shouldn’t really talk so much because I really couldn’t give him more and I definitely wasn’t ready for a relationship.” She paused for a couple of seconds and Gigi nodded her head for her to continue. “And he said if I didn’t want to talk with him anymore I was going to have to give him a better excuse than that or just say it straight to his face” Taylor smiled then and Gigi couldn’t help it but smile too. “Because when he started spending time with me he didn’t have any expectations and if I only wanted a friend then that’d be all he’d be. And, God, he’s so sweet, and I genuinely just didn’t want to give him expectations, so when he said he didn’t have any I thought ‘why the hell not’, you know”. “And now you like him.” Gigi concluded, a sympathetic expression on her face. “There’s more…” Taylor whispered, looking her friend straight in the eye, her cheeks starting to turn red again. “Oh?” Gigi sounded surprised. “What is it, then?” She asked when Taylor didn’t continue. “There was this one evening, we were playing scrabble- oh Gigi, I forgot to tell you, he always plays scrabble with me, like I don’t even have to ask, he’ll suggest it! And he’s so good too, like the other day-“ “Taylor, sweetie, you can tell me all about the scrabble later please I’m too curious now, what happened that time?” Gigi asked while rolling her eyes. “Right, well… we had had a few glasses of wine and we might have been a bit buzzed, and one thing led to another…” she paused, Gigi was sure just for the dramatic effect, and if she didn’t get on with it she was about to get strangled. “…and I may or may not have slept with him.” Taylor concluded, speaking very quickly. - (Hi guys! I started this around May but then I had exams and I kind of forgot, then I continued it but school started again haha, so after a few months it’s finally here. This will have four parts in total, part two should be here tomorrow, hope you like it :) also, I know this isn’t my blog and Kennedy is really nice to maintain it for all of us, but maybe I could get some feedback? What do you like, what don’t you like, etc? Much appreciated)

[howyougetthenerd]

What boat incident is the other anon talking about?

On June 30 2015 both user taylorswift and karliekloss posted the same picture on Instagram, where there were Joe + Gigi, Taylor with Ratvin and Karlie alone in the middle. It was one of the most obvious stunt because a professional photographer PR for hire posted other pictures, but also one the worst because Karlie was mocked for being the “fifth wheel on a double romantic date river cruise” just like her caption says or a guide for a tour in London, just like Taylor’s said sort of. It was a hard time with the stunt and the idiot around like a plague, even after a beautiful moment that was the Hyde Park concert.

[pieceofmyheart8]

Crookedly in Love - Chapter Forty Five (A  Shawn Mendes Fan Fiction)

Chapter Forty Five

I was looking at Shawn from across the room. Taylor and Selena were seated beside him, chatting easily. Ever since I confronted Selena about being flirtatious with Shawn, I've started to pick up on more subtleties.

Sometimes, she would ever so slightly lean against him and laugh at a joke he told. And I know he's not that funny. Then, she would hit him on the arm. Sure, she hasn't done anything outright. She hasn't kissed him or said she liked him or said she wanted to steal him away.

But, there was something weird about it. Which sucked because I really wanted to like her.

"Jules?" Shawn said. He was suddenly standing in front of me.

"What?" I asked, snapping out of it.

"I said we were going to grab coffee. Want me to grab you anything?" he wondered.

I looked behind him and only Selena was standing.

"Why don't I come with you?" I asked.

"Oh, it's okay. You stay. We've got it," Selena responded for him, smiling genuinely.

I had to refrain from rolling my eyes because I was really started to get irritated. I didn't even know why. He wasn't even mine, per se. But, the thought of losing him still wrenched at my heart. And Selena was so drop dead gorgeous, I knew I wouldn't be able to stop anything happening between them even if I tried.

"Yeah, let them go. Let's chat, just the two of us!" Taylor said, skipping over to sit next to me. I couldn't pass that up.

Taylor freakin' Swift wanted to talk to me. Like friends. I let them go, but this feeling of insecurity stayed with me.

"So, how are you?" she asked.

"I'm good. I feel like Shawn and I have hit some sort of songwriting rut. We haven't been able to crank anything out since the start of the tour."

She nodded. "Hmmm."

"What do you think?"

She opened her mouth, then thinking better of it, she closed it.

"What?" I asked, half-laughing.

"Well, I - " she hesitated.

"Come on, you can tell me."

"Okay," she laughed. "I just don't want to say something that might upset you."

"I think I can handle it. I have tough skin," I said lightheartedly. Although, my heart was starting to pound a little bit.

"Well, for me, when I go through songwriting ruts, it's usually because you're not being entirely truthful with yourself."

"What do you mean?"

"Think about it. The best songs are the ones with raw emotion The lyrics are truly meaningful and relatable to the time when you wrote it."

"Right..." I didn't know where she was going with this.

"Maybe you guys are going through a rut because you're repressing some sort of feelings you don't want to talk about."

"Like?" Now I finally understood where she was taking this.

She got a little flushed by this question. "I - I don't know. Like, maybe something is bothering you guys and you don't feel comfortable bringing it up. Or, maybe you don't feel quite the same way about him as you used to, and you don't know how to tell him. Or yourself for that matter. Or -"

"Or he doesn't love me anymore."

She pressed her lips together. "Oh, well, no. I mean, I don't know."

"I don't know," I said. "I don't think that's it."

She had to think we were madly, deeply in love. No suspicion. Then, we could continue on like normal and split mutually later. After this tour, after this amazing opportunity.

She paused and then smiled. "You're right. You know your relationship, not me."

I didn't say anything to that.

"Anyways, I've been invited to this soiree at Gigi's place tonight. It's going to be pretty big. Selena is coming, and I wanted to know if maybe you and Shawn could join?"

I nodded. "Sure, thanks."

She smiled, and we went back to talking about her tour and how excited she was to write more songs during her off-hours because that was her favourite part about doing what she did.

Selena and Shawn alone together getting coffee was still wandering in the back of my mind.

*

The soiree was no joke. There was coat check, waiters coming around with glasses of pink bubbly, darkened lights and flashing colours.

I could not believe I was even allowed to enter without a cocktail waitress uniform. I grabbed a glass, as did Shawn.

He had his hand in mine, but he was talking with Selena, who apparently was determined to keep his attention.

"No way!" he was saying, reacting to some sort of story she was telling him about the time a fan tried to get into her car after a concert.

I, again, had to refrain from rolling my eyes.

"Yeah, and then my bodyguard thought she was one of my friends that was at the concert. So he actually gave her my sweater to give to me. She kept it!"

They laughed together. I had to interject. This couldn't just be my insane jealousy roaring up. This was about the fact that Selena was under the impression we were in a relationship and yet, despite me asking her kindly not to, she continued to flirt incessantly with her.

The music started blaring a Taylor Swift song, and Taylor laughed as she was pulled into the dance area. Admittedly, I would love to carelessly sing and dance to "New Romantics" but I was so preoccupied.

"Want to dance?" Selena asked both of us. I almost snorted. She might as well have asked just him. I knew that's what she really wanted.

"Sure!" Shawn volunteered. I followed them because who else did I know here that I could stay with?

We started dancing, and thankfully, Taylor came over and grabbed me. She twirled me around, as we belted out her lyrics. This was like a dream come true to me. Taylor was dancing with me. I was mildly distracted that I forgot to look at Selena and Shawn. I was just throwing my hands in the air with all these girls that were suddenly fast friends, having a good time.

When I turned around, I saw Shawn grab her hands. He didn't pull her in close or anything, but I saw the way he looked at her. I saw how beautiful he thought she was, and how in awe he was to be in this position. He twirled her around, laughing.

I wanted to cry all at once. And I didn't know why. He did a horrible thing to me, and yet I was still in his life. I was still here, as his fake girlfriend. But I cared so, so much.

I walked over to him and Selena.

"Shawn, can I talk to you?" I asked. He looked over at me, as if realizing my presence for the first time that night.

"Sure," he said, almost reluctantly. He let go of her, and he followed me into a room.

We turned on the lights -- it was someone's bedroom. He sat on the bed.

"What is it?"

"You're kidding me, right?" I asked, incredulously.

"What?"

"You've been practically all over Selena for the past few days," I said.

"Oh, please -"

"No, you have been. You've been spending so much time with her, talking to her, dancing with her. And how do you think that's supposed to make me feel? How do you think that makes us look? You're making me look like an idiot."

"I am not!" he was getting angry.

"Yes! How do you think it looks when you let her be all over you? When you won't even look at me, and we're supposedly in love? It makes me look like I'm some stupid girl. Some fool that won't leave you no matter what."

He stood up.

"Whoa, it's not like you're making me look any better," he said.

"What are you talking about?"

"You're still talking to Brad! You're risking it all for us."

"Oh my God. Not this again," I said, shaking my head. "How many times do I have to tell you? I don't talk to him! He just randomly called me!"

He shook his head, angrily. "You're making all this up anyways. It's not like anyone thinks we're having issues."

"Yes they are! First of all, Selena obviously thinks she can act the way she does with you because she must think you're not crazy about me. And Taylor basically told me she thought you weren't in love with me anymore."

"She didn't say that."

"She did."

He stared at me with a piercing glare.

"You like her, don't you?" I asked, not really wanting to know if he did.

"I - Jules, this is crazy," he said, exasperated.

"Just answer the question."

"I - I don't know. Jules, I love you. I still love you, but everything got so fucked up between us."

"You let things get this way."

He shook his head.

"Okay, well, I guess that's it," I said, as I ventured towards the door. He didn't even ask me to stay.

We were so disconnected, and I didn't know how to mend us.

TRAILER | MASTER LIST | WATTPAD

[magxit]

I hope this fandom won't start stanning Tiffany because of her comment. We tend to shower those who positively speak about Taylor with praise and it makes us look like those parents who thank their child's friends for being friends.

we only stan Taylor’s real friends. Todrick, Lorde, Gigi, Matha, Ruby, Selena when she isnt acting an idiot, Cara, Ed, Ashley, Claire, and Abi. 

[bisluthq]

or maybe consider acting and/or making music is their passion and the thing they love to do the most in the world? that has absolutely fuck all to do with one’s intellectual capacities lmfao what a weird take

I think if you’re legit intelligent and you have resources and you’re a good human you should - I’d say - be working to make the world a better place not shilling expensive teacups lmfao or whatever. I feel like very very few people in entertainment are doing that. I’d rather think they’re a bit daft than a bit bad. Like I’d rather think Taylor simply doesn’t have that much going on upstairs - and so she hangs out with Gigi and Todrick and co and thinks her British boyfriend teaches her US politics and conflates being bullied on Twitter with homophobia - than she’s an actively bad person who hoards wealth while laughing at her moron friends and gleefully taking money from her idiot fans.

Like yes you get exceptions but none of the people we discuss shine in intelligence outside their chosen professions, so far as we can tell.

[gilmoremovies]

Mary Poppins (1964)

Date Watched: 3rd November 2017

Referenced in: 1x14, 2x15, 3x18, 4x01, 4x14, 4x15, 6x13, 6x16 and 6x22

Rating:  ★★★★☆

I’ve seen this film quite a few times and do enjoy watching it. I love the songs and Dick Van Dyke’s accent wears on me a little less each time and I feel sorry for Mr Banks a little more each time. The painting holiday scene is way too long though - I remember it being shorter... Excited for the new one to come out next year.

(Other GG Movies I’ve watched so far)

(Full references under the cut)

1x14, That Damn Donna Reed (2001) Rory mentions the title of a song in this film when talking about the Donna Reed show with Lorelai. LORELAI: She's medicated. RORY: And acting from a script. LORELAI: Written by a man. RORY: Well said, Sister Suffragette.

2x15, Lost and Found (2002) Taylor mentions the film while talking about collector plates. LUKE: Collectible plates? TAYLOR: Isn’t that a great idea? Elvis, The Beatles, Mary Poppins, all the greats. You can hang ‘em on the wall or you buy a little stand and set ‘em up on the coffee table. LUKE: Okay, you need to get away from me now. At least a good arm swinging length away.

3x18,  Happy Birthday, Baby (2003) Lorelai tells Rory that she wants Luke to sweep the chimney. RORY: Mom. LORELAI: What? RORY: Luke cannot sweep our chimney. LORELAI: Why not? RORY: Because you need to be a chimney sweep to sweep a chimney. LORELAI: Please. If Dick van Dyke can do it, so can Luke.

4x01,  Ballrooms and Biscotti (2003) Luke alludes to Taylor dressing like Bert, telling him that he should have Mary Poppins and some cartoon penguins with him. LUKE: A giant window! Right here! You can see my entire diner. And when I'm in my diner, I can see your whole stupid store. TAYLOR: I don't understand why yours is a diner and mine is a stupid store. LUKE: Look at this place! Look at you. All you need is six dancing penguins and Mary Poppins floating in the corner to bring back two of the worst hours of my childhood. TAYLOR: I don't think you had a childhood.

4x14,  The Incredible Sinking Lorelais (2004) Emily says that Lorelai needs a haircut EMILY: Just be here and be on time, and get your hair cut. You looked like the bird lady from Mary Poppins the last time I saw you. LORELAI: Well, Mom, I've been very busy lately. EMILY: I don't care how busy you've been, Lorelai. If your hair looks a mess, it will be my fault, and I don't need that responsibility right now. I'll see you at noon.

4x15,  Gilmore Girls: Scene in a Mall (2004) Trying to sound British, Lorelai says, "Sister suffragette; tuppence a bag." LORELAI: It's just when I picture letter writing, I picture Charles Dickens. LUKE: Charles Dickens wrote more letters than other people? LORELAI: No, it's just I can easily picture him in his study with his dog and his pipe and his fancy feathered pen, writing [British accent] "Cheerio, old bean. Have a cup of tea. How's Big Ben? How's the Tower of London, Sister Suffragette? Tuppence a bag." LUKE: Sounds like an idiot.

6x13,  Friday Night's Alright for Fighting (2006) Lorelai pretends to speak as Emily, using a British accent and including the Mary Poppins phrase "spit-spot!" RORY: Grandma said she was “into this”? LORELAI: Well, you know, she didn't say it like that, but she said, [English accent] "oh! Dinner with Rory! "How delightful! Well, spit-spot. Alert the corgis." RORY: Mom. .

6x16,  Bridesmaids Revisited (2006) Christopher refers to Lorelai as "Mary Poppins" after babysitting Gigi LORELAI: Hey. CHRISTOPHER: Hi, Mary Poppins. LORELAI: [Chuckles] Sorry, the place is a mess. CHRISTOPHER: It's okay. I left my white gloves at home.

6x22,  Partings (2006) Logan asks Rory if she's about to break into a chorus of "Chim-Chim-Cheree" and later calls her "Mary Poppins", both times making fun of her fake British accent. LOGAN: You're gonna break into a chorus of " Chim chiminey " any minute. RORY: Shush, now. None of that talk. Because tomorrow, brilliant things will happen, a new life, a new adventure. You like adventure, don't you, mate? Well, London is certainly the place for that, and we, frankly, would not be the fine chaps we claim to be if we did not send you off in a proper way, [Raises her voice] with the bash of a lifetime! [cheering from the party goers] Come on. Someone get this chap a pint. See if you can't be happy, at least you can be drunk. LOGAN: Kiss me, Mary Poppins. RORY: [Normal voice] Really I thought it was more Gwyneth Paltrow, "Shakespeare in love." 

[savetopnow]

2018-03-15 09 CELEBRITY now

CELEBRITY

E!

Francia Raisa Says She and Selena Gomez ''Went Through a Depression'' After Kidney Transplant

Kim Zolciak-Biermann Sounds the Alarms on Alleged Car Burglar: "You Are a Dumb F--k!"

TRL Is Not Canceled, But MTV Is Expanding It to 3 Times a Day

Kaia Gerber Makes a Case for the Early 2000s Dickies Trend

Selena Gomez's Pilates Trainer Reveals 3 Booty-Perfecting Workouts

Hollywood Life

Is Meek Mill About To Get Released From Jail After Serving 5 Months? Fans Are Thrilled

Johnny Manziel Marries Bre Tiesi In Secret Ceremony As He Preps To Return To The NFL

Stormi Webster Has The Most Beautiful Lips In Adorable New Photo: Future Kylie Cosmetics Model?

United Accidentally Sends Dog To Japan Instead Of Kansas After Viral Death Of Another Pup

Spring Makeup: Over 60 New Hair & Skincare Products You Need Now, Starting at $2.49

Media Take Out

Desiigner Caught Taking A PIZZ On Someone’s House!! (PICS)

Comedian Sinbad Appears To Be SNITCHING On Russell Simmons . . . Says ‘MORE WOMEN’ Are Gonna Come Out With RAPE Claims!!!

Shirley Strawberry From Teh STEVE HARVEY RADIO SHOW . . . Is Being Sued . . . For Being a ‘DEADBEAT’!!

People

Unbearably Cute! Chrissy Teigen's Daughter Luna Cuddles Up to Larger-Than-Life Teddy Bears

Robert De Niro Calls Trump an 'Idiot' without 'Any Sense of Humanity or Compassion'

Kim Kardashian's Former Assistant Stephanie Shepherd Just Landed a New Modeling Job

Finland Is Named Happiest Country on Earth: Why Do Scandinavian Nations Always Get the Top Spot?

Chris Evans, Zendaya, More Celebs Applaud Students in National School Walkout Against Gun Violence

Perez Hilton

Conor Lamb Wins! Democrat Now Has 'Insurmountable' Lead In District Trump Won BIGLY!

Taylor Swift Thinks Joe Alwyn Is (((The One)))!

Friends Of Donald Trump Jr. & Vanessa Trump Say The Couple Is Headed For Divorce!

Bella Hadid Seemingly Shades Zayn Malik After Gigi Hadid Split!

Amber Rose Explains Her 'Frustration' With The #MeToo Movement

Popsugar

Fans Honor Stephen Hawking's Life by Sharing His Most Profound Quotes

The Mature Reason Selena Chose to Take a Break From Her Relationship With Justin Bieber

Dangerous Curves Ahead: Over 40 of Kim Kardashian's Hottest Swimsuit Photos

Ellen and Sean Hayes Have a "Battle of the Gays" That Will Make You Laugh as Hard as They Do

23 Reasons We're Totally, Utterly, Head-Over-Heels in Love With Prince Harry

Reddit Entertainment

Sharon Stone interview: ‘I was a bookworm. I used my intelligence to be sexy’

A&E Renews Leah Remini’s Scientology Series & Orders 4 New Shows As Network Hits Milestone In Ratings Comeback

Songwriter says Miley Cyrus can't stop, won't stop ripping off his lyrics

Place your bets!

Netflix is down!

TMZ

Tinder Denies Banning Transgender Users

Johnny Manziel Married Bre Tiesi In Private Wedding Ceremony

D.A. Won't Fight Meek Mill's Release on Bail

Reese Witherspoon's Daughter Grabs a Drink with Paul McCartney's Grandson

Big Pun's Widow Sues Walmart for Using His Image

The Shade Room

Teacher Accidentally Fires Gun And Injures Student During Safety Lesson

Baseball Player Danry Vasquez Cut From Team After Video Of Him Beating His Girlfriend Is Released

Gabrielle Union Found It Therapeutic Writing About Her Rape

MTV Will Reportedly Cancel “TRL”… Again

Flint Elementary Schools Show Elevated Lead Levels In New Water Tests

Us Weekly

Brielle Biermann and Boyfriend Michael Kopech Split

Khloe Kardashian Goes Topless for Good American Maternity Line

Catelynn Lowell Shares Inspiring Message After Treatment: ‘I Am Enough’

Kylie Jenner Shares Sweet New Pic of Stormi on Snapchat

A Roundup of Chrissy Teigen’s Pregnancy Cravings

[newromanticsstory]

III

“Don’t you dare touch that phone,” Gigi yelled at Blake as she reached for her phone as danced across the coffee table. “If you even think of touching, you’re doing a shot.” Dinner had ended hours ago, but everyone had decided to stay and hang out since it actually had been a while since everyone had seen each other in a very long time. At first it seemed that they were going to be sitting around looking at their phones, showing each other pictures that the took from their world travels, although Taylor was the only one who hadn’t gone anywhere in the past year, Selena then got an idea.

“I play this game with my friends all the time,” Selena said earlier in the night. “We all put our phones face down on the table and ignore them as long as we can. No matter what happens” They all agreed, but Taylor was worried that her phone would be going off all the time because of all the Tindr matches and alerts that she was going to be getting. So before she put her phones with the others, she flicked the switch on the side and turned off the sound. It was an unfair advantage, but she knew that it was the only way to keep her secret safe from everyone. While it seemed for a while that no one’s phone was going off, Blake’s phone when off first.

“Ryan’s by himself with both girls,” Blake said. “He might be texting me asking where something is. James is probably giving him some problems. Like asking where I am and when I’m coming home.” Gigi rolled her eyes, but before she had a chance to answer, Taylor stepped in.

“I think we can make an exception to the rule,” Taylor said. “Ryan is probably trying to get her to go to bed, but she won’t unless she says good night to you.” They all nodded in agreement. Blake then grabbed her phone and stepped away from everyone, taking the phone call from Ryan. Taylor wanted to look at her phone, but didn’t want to do a shot, in fact, it seemed that no one wanted to do a shot and everyone was avoiding their phones.

“Kookies,” Karlie said as she came out of the kitchen. “Get them while they’re hot and fresh out of the oven.” As everyone heard that, they got up and grabbed one. It seemed that this was what everyone needed. It had been so long since they all hung out that it wasn’t funny. As she took a bit of one of the kookies, Karlie looked over at Taylor. “So when’s that album coming out,” she asked. “You know that the internet is starting to lose their minds and people are starting to demand that you release it. In fact, I had two girls ask me if I knew anything in my coding classes, but I had to tell them I knew as much as they did.” Taylor swallowed hard when she heard that. The truth was that she had been writing, but nothing was good enough. The two break ups that she had were mutual and nothing bad happened recently. She had the issues with Kanye and Kim, but she did not want to dreg that up and start something new with them. She sighed.

“Good,” she lied. “I talked to Max Martin last week and he said that he liked what he saw and was going to work with it, but don’t expect something new till like next year. I haven’t even started to make the musical arrangements.” The four girls let out a collective groan. It seemed that ever Taylor’s friends wanted new music. While she said that she was going to take up to a year and a half off, it seemed that it was going to turn into two years, which she thought that she deserved since she had been stuck in a never ending cycle of touring and recording just like Bob Dylan was, but that wasn’t for her. She needed a break and it was well deserved.

“Come on,” Gigi groaned. “You’re killing us here. I know that you said that you were planning on taking a year to a year and a half off, but now it’s turning into two years. I wanna go back up on stage and strut again. That was fun.” Everyone laughed remembering how amazing the show at Met Life was when they all came out. Taylor smiled and realized that she might have to actually start really writing lyrics instead of watching true crime shows all day. She sighed softly.

“It would be funny if we both released albums at the same time,” Selena said. “We should totally go on tour with each other and do something like Jay Z and Kanye West did. But only better.” The thought of this made Taylor smile a bit. While it might be hard to tour with Selena, knowing her track record, it might be a good thing mainly because of the fact that Taylor would be able to keep her sane and maybe even get rid of those idiot friends who want to party all the time. But Taylor knew that this was a pipe dream. Her label and Selena’s label would never agree to letting them tour together. It was a dream, but a nice dream. Blake walked back and smiled.

“Everything alright,” Taylor asked. Blake nodded as she took a cookie and poured herself another glass of wine. “Of course,” Blake said. “James was just being James and refused to go to bed without saying goodnight to me and Selena you better do a shot or else I’m going push you out into the rain and sell the pictures to TMZ.” Gigi, Karlie and Taylor turned around and saw that Selena was standing with her phone in hand, with a surprised look on her face. She knew that she was busted and there was no way out. Gigi walked over and pour the mix of vodka and fruit juice into a glass.

“Drink up,” she told her. “You’re the first.” Selena shook her head. She couldn’t believe how stupid she was. Selena sighed and took her shot. “What is it,” she asked. Gigi shrugged. “It’s not jungle juice,” Gigi said. “It’s more of what a bartender would call a jolly rancher.” Selena shrugged. While it wasn’t bad, it was too sweet for her liking. “And I apologize,” Selena said. “T and Amy keep texting me about something stupid. They kept arguing about if I’m actually going to go back into the studio or not this year. Of course I had to answer them, if not they’d think that I’m dead or something.” Taylor rolled her eyes. At least they didn’t catch on her little tactic or else she’d be drunk on the floor. As Selena put her phone back down on the table, she accidently knocked Taylor’s phone on the floor, which caused her to panic. She was going to get caught and it was going to result in something more than just shots. Gigi was known for doling out punishments that fit the crime and she knew that it meant shots for her. As Selena picked up Taylor’s phone, she noticed that the silent switch was turned on. “You cheater,” Selena said causing everyone else to turn around. “You had your phone on silent the entire time. That’s so not fair.”

Taylor blushed bright red. She was caught in her own lie. “I must have forgot to turn in back on this morning,” she said as she looked down. Gigi shook her head. She then walked over and looked at Taylor’s phone. She knew that Taylor was lying, but she didn’t want to call her out on something that she didn’t know what, but she was going to get to the bottom of it.

“So why’d you leave your phone on silent,” Gigi asked. “Someone texting you too much and you don’t want your friends to find out?” Selena, Karlie and Blake couldn’t help but laugh. “Trying to hide a new man from us,” Karlie said as she came over and sat next to Taylor, letting her know that it was OK to be embarrassed.

“She’s probably not ready for us to meet him yet,” Blake said. “After all, we didn’t meet Calvin until three months after she had started dating him.” Taylor breathed a sigh of relief. She was glad her friends where actually cared about her and would accept what she was about to tell them. But before she had a chance to explain what was going on, her phone went off loud enough for everyone to hear. Gigi looked down at the screen and the started to laugh.

“Tindr,” she asked trying to contain her laughter. “Are you kidding me? Taylor, you aren’t that desperate, are you?” Taylor heard Gigi’s reaction and felt tears well up in her eyes. She didn’t thank that Gigi could be so mean. Before anyone else hand a chance to answer, Taylor grabbed her phone and ran upstairs, closing her door to her bedroom. As they heard the door slam shut, Karlie looked over at Gigi, scowling.

“You know that you could have been a bit nicer,” she said. “Now we have to work on getting her out of there and that’s going to be bad as the break up with Tom.” Karlie got up and headed up stairs as Selena was coming back down. Selena had at least gone after her and tried to reason with her, but it seemed that even that wasn’t going to happen. “She locked herself in there,” Selena said. “I’m staying until she comes out. She was there for me when I came out of rehab all those times, so I wanna be there for her.” Karlie nodded and then looked over at Blake and Gigi. She remembered that the both of them hand to leave by 10, Blake was going back home and Gigi had an early flight to Paris for a shoot with Vogue Japan. “Go,” Karlie said. “Selena and I got this. We’ll send your apologies. We all know that no one was trying to be mean.” Gigi nodded.

“I wasn’t going to make fun of her or anything,” Gigi said. “I just thought it was…” Karlie stopped her. “We all did,” Karlie said. “But it was wrong. We should have given her a chance to explain what she was doing. I’m sure that she had good intentions.” Karlie then got up and hugged Gigi and Blake. “Text when you get home,” she said. “We will,” Blake and Gigi said in unison and then headed out the door. As soon as they were gone, Karlie turned to Selena.

“It’s gonna be a long night,” Karlie said as she climbed the stairs. “Are you sure that she locked the door.” Selena nodded. “I tried it,” Selena said. “There’s no other way in there. Karlie then remember something.

“Yes there is,” she said. “Grab your jacket and follow me. We might get a little wet.” Selena looked at her like she was crazy, but she knew that Karlie had spent more nights in this apartment more than anyone, so she knew a few trick that no one else knew. Selena grabbed her jacket and followed Karlie up the stairs. From the sound of it, it wasn’t going to be a long night after all.