Odysseus is the type of guy who oozes rizz and can and will say the sweetest shit to Penelope and revels in her being happy with it ("You're beautiful in red" when she blushes. THAT type of cheesy bullshit. Have you READ the shit he says to her in the Odyssey?) but if she gives it back, he just freezes and Odysseus.exe stops working. Especially since he was the one doing all the flirting in the beginning until she finally chills out and "allows" herself to have a crush.
Penelope: ...You know, I don't really know if your name fits you.
Odysseus: Oh? You don't think "Pain in the ass" is a good fit?
Penelope: It definitely is...But...I don't know. Maybe it's because when I think of you, I don't think of pain, I think of joy... Yeah, instead of "pain giver", you're a giver of joy."Joy Giver" perhaps?
Odysseus:
Penelope: ...Are you okay?
Odysseus: *completely red and continues to make a high-pitched squeaking sound like air being let out of a balloon*
He gets more used to it as they get further along in their marriage but in the beginning, this guy was screaming into his pillows and kicking his feet and twirling his hair and being stupid :D
Gylph and Starbirds have got me in a chokehold rn, and honesty they both have since the first few interactions between these 2 ships. The most recent lore interactions between them and the GODDAMN ART has done nothing but make me foam at the mouth.
mutuals!! if we haven't interacted yet (even if it's just with another muse) and you don't know how to approach or are just bored just give this post a like, and I shall slide the creepy birb all up in your inbox :>
Saw you reblog TMA art, so... ask completely unrelated to everything you're already getting: favorite characters? I like Michael (The Distortion), Sasha, and Tim a lot!
clears throat.
takes deep breath.
I LOVE THE ORIGINAL ELIAS BOUCHARD SO SO SO SO SO MUCH THAT IS MY WEIRD LITTLE STONER TRUST FUND KID AND I KNOW HE'S A BIT OF AN ENTITLED ASS BUT I WOULD KILL FOR HIM REGARDLESS