#*airhorn noises*

[dreamingdeadly]

elon musk has removed the ability to see tweets on twitter 🥳🥳🥳 what's up tumblr how are we doing

[loganscroftersstash]

your secret of enjoying Onceler Cock of course!!

ohhh. that’s not even my REAL secret. boom

[handweavers]

you stupid swedish racist idiot i am not american and not talking about the us you just think anything that isn't Eurocentric is us centric + Swedes who move to Southeast Asia call themselves Expats like any other Westerner and I know this because I HAVE MET THEM + you're a radfem too so you should just kill yourself at this point

[u3pxx]

quick and kind of jank speedfreaks doodles bc ive never drawn them before and i still need to figure out their faces

[fbfh]

Hey! Could you please do some headcannons of cuddling with Jay from descendants?

Thank you!

oh fuck yes baby boy NEEDS a snuggle so fuckin bad. Jay is SO motherfucking - his full name is Janasheen Lagmani Mufti btw (successor, born at nightfall, one who gives council or legal advice) - Jay is SO motherfuckin touch starved that he'll get injured on purpose just so he can feel you touch him up. After a while you start to catch onto this because you don't have the heart to tell him he's not quite as slick as he thinks he is. So OBVIOUSLY I have a medieval game OBVIOUSLY I have a jousting game the only way you're gonna get him to turn into your snuggly lil bunbun (yes he does insist you call him that after you say it once as a joke and he loses his mind) is to make him think YOU'RE really the one who needs cuddles. like of course you're feeling kinda sad and tired from all your schoolwork so of COURSE you need a big strong tough cool guy star of the tourney team to make you feel all safe and cozy. obviously it's TOTALLY for your benefit. not at all because Jay was not hugged once as a child! that's hilarious and true and totally not the reason at all! I just washed my hands that's why they're wet! no other reason!

but yeah once you actually start cuddling with him it's going to take approximately less that six seconds for him to become a total and complete velcro boyfriend. it takes longer to watch any vine in existance than it does for Jay to latch onto you like a small baby bird. he did not know that touchy feely stuff could be so... nice. especially when it's with you. he tried giving Carlos and Evie and Mal bear hugs between classes when he's away from you and it was good, but it wasn't the same. Maybe it's because Carlos still thinks he's going to get suplexed whenever Jay grabs him like that or maybe it's because Mal keeps asking if he huffed her spraypaint and that's why he's so huggy out of nowhere (Evie doesn't mind too much as long as he doesn't wrinkle her outfits or mess with her hair and makeup. she actually approves of you two and likes that you're bringing out Jay's more affectionate side. she makes a mental note to give you the friends and family discount on any future designs you order from her.) but shortly after that first time you snuggled up with Jay and had him tell you all about the video games he's been playing and about tourney practice he's full on addicted to your touch and cuddles. Coach sometimes has to pull you off your extra curriculars to give Jay hugs and kisses during practice when he cops an attitude or gets too rowdy. you're known as the Jay whisperer immediately and believe me the nickname sticks. Carlos asks what the hype is once and you give him head scratches and he understands.

[lightbulb-warning]

every so often ill go through devastating anxiety attacks over posting art on tumblr and it's so SILLY babe you love picture on the internet WHY ARE YOU CRYING

[doodlingbot]

I honestly want Pink to have courage to sing to his fans who know him as Pink magenta to people actually know the true true him,sir I support you but pls

(I've been struggling with how to go about wording this so I apologize if something doesn't read well)

To call Pink the 'true him' feels like calling Hot Magenta fake or, less true. But I don't think I necessarily like that. They're both him in a way.

Technically Pink does already sing in his creator's band. But it's different as his actual passion is Hot Magenta. I think he wants to be on stage as Hot Magenta.

Though sometimes he will sing in the company of trusted friends as Pink with some of that Magenta passion.

[phantomrose96]

Just so you know "MILF" is an offensive term because it presumes any older-presenting woman has had children which both strips her of her child-bearing agency and erases the experiences of those navigating infertility. Similarly "Mommy Milkers" slksjds jds dsjdsds jdsdsjdsnjfnjfgfgnkjnjkgmg,gfm,

[hypermascbishounen]

I KNEW IT

I CALLED IT 8 MONTHS AGO

[schar-aac]

" airhorn "

Image: A golden airhorn pointed up and to the right, with three yellow sound lines coming from it.

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a fun one! reminder of AAC Image Library , collection of free to use AAC symbols made mostly by AAC users, here.

[whorejolras]

it's the fact that we reblogged the same post, from different people, with the same tag @whoretaire

btw i'm now tagging things that are especially blorbo as #g-g-g-g-grantaire *airhorn noises* thanks for listening 🙏🏻

[hyumjim]

More like toilet paper department

[sparring-spirals]

Fearne getting permission to take over the wheel and immediately being like ".... so uh, are we sure I'm the best person for this?" No one is sure of anything anymore, take the wheel my gal!!

[shadowxamyweek]

brrrr it sure is cold in here isnt it

[Amy shivers. Shadow can feel it, but does not look.]

Amy: Hey, can I go do something? I'll be right back.

[Shadow nods. Amy puts the Nutcracker recording on pause and hands Rosie off as she gets up to check the thermostat. When she tries to move it, it does not budge.]

Amy: What?

[Her foot catches the letter on the floor. She picks it up to read.]

Amy: Oh for the love of Chaos. Hey, Shadow? Take a look at this.

Shadow: (•ิ_•ิ)?... (/◣/_/◢/)!

Amy: Yeah. 'Have fun' that stupid- I don't know what they did, but I can't move the temperature back up!

[Amy stomps her foot, fists balled at her side. Rosie squeaks in protest and burries her face in Shadow's fluff.]

Amy: Oooh no no no, sweetheart, I'm sorry! Dang it! Ugh...

[Amy crosses her arms, biting her lip as she stares at the paused television. ]

Amy: I-... I feel like the right thing to do would be just cal tonight off. I know you don't care about cold, but Rosie does, and that stupid magic anon... but I don't want you to leave.

Shadow:(⁄ ⁄•⁄_⁄•⁄ ⁄)

Amy: Ah- (〃▽〃) I- well we were having a good time! And there's still dessert! You know, we're almost at the intermission. I~ could make us some hot chocolate! Is- is that...?

Shadow: ...Alright.

Amy: You still wanna stay?

[Shadow nods. Amy beams.]

Amy: Yay! Okay! Let me get that hot chocolate started! Shadow, if you could grab an extra blanket for Rosie from my room and clean up the food, that would be awesome. Chaos, there's still so much left!

Shadow: I told you, I got you extra.

Amy: What?

Shadow: For leftovers.

Amy: ... I know you said you did with the rangoon but- all of-?... You didn't need to do that.

[Shadow shrugs, looking away. There's a pause. Then, amy swoops in to hug them.]

Amy: (*ˊᵕˋ*) You really are the greatest.

Shadow:(⁄ ⁄౦⁄‸⁄౦⁄ ⁄)

[jjsanguine]

Uea's mother: No not my husband :'( !

Me:

[hexonthepeach]

this is going to be a busy weekend so there's a high likelihood of a single chapter update (hardcore smut ofc ofc) before we get to the tribunal but have to share how ive named my drafts because it cracks me up every time i open them