#*the answer is whatever is funniest
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Please talk to me about me about Leo's "I didn't kill my husband, officer" robe in these last couple pages.
Listen, hypothetically, if you were a young teen and found a bunch of interesting clothing in a box in the back of a closet, would you not also feel the call to put them on and strut around? Leo knows the memes; he is having a blast waltzing around in it.
Also... maybe it’s a fun silly way to distract worried siblings and lighten the mood a little... Either way, Draxum is Not getting that thing back. It's Leo's now.
If the question is "Why did Baron Draxum have that?" there are many answers* to the mysteries in life... I'm just here to tell a story, not question the guy's life choices.
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How did pitaya come to be :0
Sonic didn't know T isn't birth control🥀
#roonie answers#pitayaverse#idk lol i havent given it too much thought. whatever yall wanna think works :') this one is just the funniest option to me#the important part is just that they have a lil kid somehow and hi jinks ensue <3
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you now share a name with the protagonist of one of the first horror games ever made
yeah people told me about the minecraft mod
#idk what game this refers to but this is the funniest answer i could think of#wait i misread it as 'my favorite horror games' for some reason#whatever still funny
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Did Mr puzzles canonically mitosis to make telly
He will never tell you the answer and I am under threat of legal action if I reveal the truth so it's best to be left unknown. /j
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game summary: a dating sim where you’re a single rat looking for your rat love. select different rat contestants that you like the look of and get to know them until you find the one. 🐀💘
i watched pj play this! it’s super funny and the art style is very charming. i really enjoyed pj’s gameplay and the different voices for the rats :)
#havent done a gaming poll in awhile….. the funniest part of the dapg rebrand to me is that the whole purpose of this blog originally was to#see what games people would like dnp to play on dapg. rip… but hey i like the rebrand idea actually#i mean the answer is almost always ill watch whatever but theres just specific games i really would love to see#and i like seeing if anyone else in the phandom likes the same games#dan and phil#amazingphil#dan howell#phan#dan and phil poll
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So Ame prefer blazer uniform right? If Haru know about this, will Haru enter beserk mode to Ame? Like when chapter 56-57?
the planet truly may not survive him finding out, its for the good of the world that he never does <3
#asks#real answer: its whatever would be the funniest reaction in the moment or whatever would kick off the funniest chain of events
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Okay, spreading some positivity!! And feel free to send this to other folks too 🥰 What is your goofiest BuckTommy headcanon?
headcanon that they someday have a sex injury and have to call 911 and maddie is the dispatcher on the call and then chim (who is pulling a double because babies are expensive) is one of the responding paramedics AND to top it all off an incredibly hot ex-boyfriend of tommy's is one of the nurses, and all of these people are privy to all the grisly and personal details of buck and tommy's very embarrassing predicament, and this proceeds to make one evan buckley convinced that maybe god is real and maybe god DOES hate gays.
#ashed and answered#the injured party/injury is “whatever is fucking funniest and reveals the most about them being nasty little perverts for each other”
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kris said "oh living in london was like our album cover" and i said oh so you all share the same bed? like this?

this is real btw i know bc i was the pillow
#can bojan fit between the others legs? the answer is whatever is funniest#i was gonna make the image horizontal but put the names in before remembering so. vertical we are#joker out
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Yayy my sanrio stuff finally arrived :) I got the natsume charm, the clearfile with everyone, and Many stickers
#glad i finally have it cause i was fighting for my life tryna get nz post to give me this package#i missed the delivery on thursday because i didnt know it required a signature and i am a millenial with flatmates#i am not answering the door if im not expecting to have to. esp if they only knock once and immediately leave#so im like whatever ill go pick it up at the depot i can pick it up before i go to work the next day!#go to the depot the next day. not there because the postie mistakenly put it back in the van to try to deliver it with signature again#because the package is Supposed to be at the depot i cant disable the signature requirement and i am at work not at home#so delivery failed Again#finally today i could actually change the package info meaning they would actually let me pick it up#i go to pick it up. its a saturday so the building the post office is in is closed. the postie is supposed to be open tho#cant find the entrance and i am once again doing this before work so in a hurry#thankfully a cleaner is nearby and points me around the back to the secret entrance. i finally get my package#it is also in a comically large box for some reason. surely this couldve fit in an a4 mailer lol#the funniest part of this is that they still delivered my other mail on thursday. they delivered my ali express order without signing#but they saw the Box Of Stickers and were like no. we must get a signature for this#it is of the utmost importance
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i torture my good friend mal on a daily basis... yes, this is a lila analysis
#catch me and mal having a translating party in our dms (she was translating mbf from swedish just now)#NO BUT WITH LILAAA IT BUGS ME A LITTLE WHEN SHE'S PERCEIVED AS ALMOST... helpless?#obviously many things are thrown at her that she herself did not choose#but she's in charge of an awful lot of her actions. she takes whatever is presented to her and dismantles it and uses it in a new way#so when she falls it's not a 100% imposed reality. it's an answer to something she did#to fight the imposed path. when nino said how she won't bend to reality. YEAH. THAT'S GOOD.#lila cerullo 🫀#ferranteposting#l'amica geniale#letters from stephanie*#this post will read like the funniest post ever to people who speak the language#idk i am not busy pitying lila. is the point.#SHE WALKS INTO HER DESTRUCTION A LOT. YOU HAVE TO UNDERSTAND THIS
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“There also may or not be a cult and quite a few crushes”
YOU CAN’T JUST SAY THIS AND NOT ELABORATE⁉️
WHO HAS A CRUSH ON CASS⁉️
oh and that cult thing, who’s in it?(Not as pressing)
No named characters, at least in this context. I was referring to the staff of the Henituse Estate who couldn’t help but fall for the pretty, helpful stranger the Young Master brought. (Though I will not say there aren’t any named characters that have a crush on Cass either, I’ll leave that up to your imagination)
Same thing for the cult. Cass is pretty, strong, kind and otherworldly. Not to mention the miracles (getting Cale to actually rest being the most prominent) they regularly pull off. A cult of some kind was bound to pop up
(Though if Choi Han was aware of the cult, he’d definitely be apart of it. Hell, he’d probably be the one running it)
#night’s bedtime stories#sunny d cassandra#asks and answers#Cass in ToCF#miscellaneous myths#any named characters with Cass is like Schrodinger‘s crush#do they have one? do they not?#who knows!#(the answer is whatever is funniest at the moment)
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I always enjoy it when people come up to me while im drawing as long as they're nice about it, and especially kids. And while the last two weeks only seemed to have obnoxious parents (at one point a kid was pointing like 'i want to be able to that!' and their parent replied 'you can't' and i was like ???? Wtf), this week there was a mom and two daughters who were really interested in art and were standing behind me while i sketched for a long while. Neither of the girls could have been much older than 10, and they were super shy, and were asking their mom questions, and i answered one of the questions. And the mom laughed and said 'see, she can hear you, don't be afraid to ask her questions!' and then i turned around and introduced myself a little and explained what i was drawing. And then they just stood and quietly watched me draw for like ten minutes, it was so sweet. 🥹
#Freebooter4ever#Also like....whenever im drawing im usually eavesdropping on various conversations around me#Adults are the funniest to listen to#Kids are mostly running around#And thinking about that lol...i realized what a weird child i was#When from the age of 6 i started going with my grandma to the kubota gardens in seattle#and we would sit and calmly draw or write for hours instead of me needing constant entertainment#I had a moment when i realized that if i had kids there would be no way to know if they would like drawing or if they would#Even be as quiet and calm as i was back then#Its not like i have not thought about having kids and how that would mean my time and choices would no longer be my own#But as i get more and more wistful over wanting kids#I catch myself thinking about stuff like this and realizing ok with a small child i probably wouldnt be able to do this anymore#And then i try to genuinely analyze whether or not i would be willing to give up whatever it is#And to my surprise the answer is usually yes#I find that im not thinking about it in terms of giving things up which is how society or advice books seem to paint it as#But rather adjusting to fit in a different kind of joy#I dunno ignore me im getting sappy over kids again
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love confusing cis people with my gender. it's my favorite activity
#my gender is the result when you press the 'I'm Feeling Lucky' button on google#my gender is the answer on every magic 8 ball the was shook at 6 am pst this morning#my gender is the undefined error on the screen when trying to refer to a non-existent object class#my gender is whatever is funniest in that particular moment in time#'what are ur pronouns?' 'guess.'#text.txt#nugget rambles#brought to you by: people who think using 'any/all' is some feat of mental gymnastics#pick a pronoun bitch there's 30 of 'em. idgaf which one i could not make it easier#my pronouns are I/me the rest is your problem. get with the program#good luck trying to misgender me#jokes on you I don't have one
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I want to know if Ivanovna followed (or should I say created) the trend of their successors being their child. If she didn't and just picked some girl she liked, was it because she had no children or did she have children and just not pick them? If she did choose a daughter, how long did that tradition happen? Is Scarlett her great great great great etc granddaughter, or did a successor veer off at some point?
Also did Andersdotter try to have a successor? Even if she did, that poor girl was probably even less acknowledged than Ivanovna's because she wasn't Anya 😭 that tradition stopped after one pass
#methinks#hexenzirkel#honestly the funniest answer is for whatever reason Ivanovnas first successor wasn't related to her#and she used the alice technique to choose a successor#(find pretty girl who also likes women to some extent)#even funnier is if it was after the mister passed so she's old as shit because she needs to know if there's wven#a CHANCE of the new girl being accepted in😭#so like imagine. ur just some random pretty fatui girl and the recently widowed HARBINGER comes up to you#and after a wild night she gives you a sealed letter and is like if you even show anyone the envelope i will make sure you are disposed of#this is quite literally more secret than anything the fatui have going on. but when i die open this letter and find my friends.#you're the next in line after my passing. and then she LEAVES but the other girl suddenly starts getting special privileges and treatment#Ivanovna is too busy to dote on her much personally especially since now her free time is being taken up by the hexenzirkel again but she'll#make sure that girl knows that she is thinking of her#AHAHAHAH
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So is Jian actually married or just trying to dissuade romantic relationships?
it's a complete mystery! no one knows where he lives and no one knows where he goes at the end of the day. when he talks about his wife he could be talking about his favourite armchair for all we know
#in other words the answer is whatever's funniest for any particular situation#schrodinger's spouse#answering asks#anon asks#!detective jian
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