#.....if it sucks.... 👀🔪

[starry-bi-sky]

Stuck in the middle of a forest made of

Flesh and bones and they're all scared of

A lost little boy who has lost his heart

Fear's not enough, they have to

Tear him apart —-------

There are two things Daniel Fenton knows that his family knows as well: 

He’s adopted.

He can’t remember anything else before that.  

‘Adoption’ is a loose term, implying that they went through the official legal processes and troubles of adopting a child into their home willingly, and with the full intention of doing so going into it. That is not what happened. What happened is that Jasmine Fenton found a half-dead child, in strange clothing, in the middle of the woods at her Aunt Alicia’s cabin, and then she went and got her parents. 

What happened is that a twelve year old Danny woke up in the same cabin, wearing clothes much too big on him that didn’t belong to him, and with very little memory of before that moment. He wakes up like a spring being set loose, sitting up so fast he scares the daylights out of Jasmine Fenton sitting next to him. He wakes up, reaching for his sleeve for something that isn’t there, and when it isn’t his mind stutters, like he’s tripped at the top of a steep hill. 

When they ask him for his name, he tells them, clearing muddled thoughts from his mind; Danny. He’s twelve.

(He thinks that’s his name, at least. It sounds right; it feels right. If he thinks really hard about it, he thinks he can remember someone calling him that, utter adoration in their voice. So it must be his name.) 

The Jasmine girl convinces her parents to take him home with them, and they give him the spare guest room upstairs. He has nothing to fill it with.

It’s… a strange experience, to go to a ‘new’ home when he doesn’t even remember his old one. 

The official adoption process… happens. He can’t say it’s easy, or difficult. He’s oblivious for the most of it, Jasmine intends on helping him settle in and Danny can’t say he enjoys the smothering. He learns that he is stubbornly self-independent, that’s one new thing he knows about himself. 

His adoption papers say ‘Daniel J. Fenton’. Danny remembers staring at the name ‘Daniel’ for a long, long moment, something curdling sour in his sternum. His name is Danny, that he knows. But it’s not Daniel. But he doesn’t know any other way of saying it, so he keeps his complaints to himself.

(Jack Fenton boisterously claps his hand on Danny’s shoulder and jerks him around, grinning wide as he welcomes him into the Fenton Family. Danny’s mind blanches at the touch on his shoulder, an instinct snapping like the maw of a snake, telling him to cut off the man’s fingers for daring to touch him.) 

(He keeps the thought to himself, tension rising up his shoulders the longer Jack Fenton’s heavy hand stays on him.) 

They found Danny in the summer. It’s a perfect coincidence, Maddie Fenton says before she goes back into her lab with Jack Fenton. She says it’s enough time to allow Danny to adjust; that they’ll enroll him into the school year in the fall. Then she stuffs a canister of ectoplasm onto the top shelf, and disappears like the ghosts she studies back down the stairs.  

(There’s something eerily familiar about the ectoplasm sitting in the fridge, something unsettlingly so. Danny knows what that stuff is, but he doesn’t know where. When the house is empty, he takes a can from the fridge and inspects it.)

Jazz wants him to leave the house. Danny doesn’t want to step foot outside of the FentonWorks building until he has something that quells the feeling of vulnerability he gets whenever he does. He tried to once, and he felt exposed. Unsafe. 

He turned back around and went inside.

—-------

Where do we go

When the river's running slow

Where do we run

When the cats kill one by one

—------

One day, when the house is empty — or, as empty as it can be; the Fenton parents down in the lab, and jazz out with friends. Danny is making a sandwich, and he caves into the urge to flip the knife in his hands between his fingers. A childish impulse, but one he falls for nonetheless. It comes to him easily, like second nature, in fact. The slip of the blade between his fingers is seamless, flowing with an ease like water running down the wall.  

He’s almost startled by it; his body holds memories that his mind does not. Muscles that know which way to move and twist, limbs that know how to hold and how to throw. He continues twirling it, fascinated, as if he were a scientist discovering a new species of animal. 

It’s not for a handful of minutes when a new thought hits him; an impulsive thought that pops in the back of his mind like a firecracker; Danny moves without thinking. 

He turns, and throws the knife. The pull of his shoulder, the flick of his elbow, is familiar like a hug. He knows when to let go, and the blade flies through the air in impressive speed, embedding itself into the wall with a hearty, loud thunk. Sinking into the drywall like butter. 

Danny stares at it in shock, he feels relieved — about what? — before he feels the guilt. He scrambles across the kitchen to pull it out, heart racing in his chest at being caught, and prays no one notices the hole it left behind. 

(He runs up the stairs before anyone can find him, food forgotten, and hides the knife beneath his mattress like a guilty murder weapon.)

After that, he leaves the house more. It’s more out of fear of being caught than the desire to leave. But Danny is quickly learning that among all things, he is someone who was dangerous, before he lost his memory. Even with his mind in fractures, he is still dangerous. 

He’s not sure how to feel about that — he thinks he should be scared. He feels a little proud, instead.

—------

Hazel beneath our claws

While we wait for cerulean to cry

Unsettled ticks run through time

Enough for the hunt to go awry

—-----

There’s another thing he learns about himself. That he knows about since he woke up. He knows that he left someone behind. He doesn’t know who, but he knows they must have been close; he’s always looking down and finding himself surprised when the only shadow he sees is his own. 

He thinks that he must have sung to them a lot; he finds himself humming familiar melodies when he’s lost in thought. Lullabies lingering at the tip of his tongue, an instinct to turn and sing them to someone beside him. He can’t remember the lyrics, but his mouth does, it tries to get him to say them when he’s not thinking. He can’t. 

Danny’s found himself humming under his breath more times than he can count, trying to recall whatever it is his mind is trying to claw forward. 

(“That’s a pretty song, Danny.” Jazz tells him at breakfast one day, Danny screws his mouth shut. He hadn’t realized he was humming. “What is it?”) 

(Something mean and possessive rears its head on instinct, uncoiling like a snake from its ball. His shoulders hunch defensively, he bites his cheek to prevent himself from baring his teeth. He doesn’t know what song it is, but it’s not for her. “I don’t know.”)  

He misses his person. Dearly. He knows, the longer he is without them, that they must have been close. Otherwise, he wouldn’t feel like he’s missing a chunk from himself. He wouldn’t be turning to someone who's not there; reaching for a hand that’s missing, birdsong on his tongue, a story to tell. 

A dream haunts him one night. Warm and familiar, he’s holding onto someone smaller than him, they’re tucked into his side like a puzzle piece. He’s humming one of his songs that is always playing in the back of his mind, an unfinished tale of a harpy and a hare. Danny can’t remember their face, not all of it. He remembers green eyes, hair dark like his own, skin brown like his. 

He loves them more than anything else in the world, a fact he knows down to his soul. He loves them so much it fills his heart with sunlight. Danny squeezes them tight, nuzzling into their hair; he makes them laugh. Then, he proudly boasts something. That when he takes something of their father’s, that his person — a sibling? That feels right — will be… the word fades from Danny’s mind before he can make sense of it. 

His person hugs him tight, his… brother? And their mother — a woman whose face he can’t remember either, but who he loves like a limb nonetheless — appears, smiling. Her hands reach for them both, voice calling them, ‘her sons’. There’s ticking in the distance, it sounds like the fastening of chains.

Danny wakes up cold, tears streaming down his face. The details of the dream already fading from his mind like the cold pull of a corpse.   

—-------

Harpy hare

Where have you buried all your children?

Tell me so I say

—-------

When school starts that Fall, Danny joins the sixth grade class, and quickly learns more things about himself. One of those things being that he’s smarter than the rest of his grade, whatever education he had before, it was better than the one he’s getting now. 

Everyone knows he’s adopted right off the bat. He tells them when the teacher forces himself to introduce himself, but it’s not like they needed him to tell them for them to know; he never existed in their little world before now, and the Fentons are pale as they come. Danny is not.

He befriends Sam Manson and Tucker Foley; they ask him about the scars fading up and down his arms, they ask him about the scar carved diagonal across his face.

Danny, as politely as he can, tells them he doesn’t remember. He thought kindness would come second nature to him, his dream burned into his mind where he hugged his brother so sweetly. Apparently, his sweetness is only second nature to people he considers his own. 

(It becomes even more apparent when Dash Baxter tries to bully him later that day, and Danny ruffles like an eagle threatened. His mind whispers, hissy and agitated, sinking like a shadow at his shoulder, several different ways Danny could kill him for talking to him like that, and fifteen more ways he could cripple him.)

(Danny ignores those thoughts, up until Dash Baxter tries to grab him. Then he breaks his nose on the wood of his desk. It’s easy how quickly the rest of his grade sinks him down to the status of social pariah.)

(At least Sam and Tucker still talk to him after that. When Danny goes to the principal’s office later, he wisely doesn’t mention the worse things he could’ve done than break Dash Baxter’s nose.)  

—--------------

It clicks and it clatters in corners and borders

And they will never

Hear me here listen to croons and a calling

I'll tell them all the

Story, the sun, and the swallow, her sorrow

Singing me the tale of the Harpy and the Hare

—-------

More dreams come, of course they do. Each one halfway to forgotten whenever he wakes up, ticking faint in his ears. He is many different ages. He is young, shorter than a table. He is older, holding onto his little brother. He is singing in almost every single one. He is singing to his brother. 

Danny can barely remember the lyrics, he’s begun leaving a journal by his bedside so that it’s the first thing he can write down when he wakes up. He’s a storyteller, he learns. He feels like a historian, trying to piece together a culture long dead and forgotten. 

His most vivid dream-like memory is not a happy one, and for once he’s almost relieved he barely recalls it. He is somewhere that isn’t home, but his mother and brother are there. He is dressed in black, blades keen in his hands. 

They are atop a moving train. They are fleeing something. His brother is struggling to keep up, he is small, and young. It’s beautifully sunny, they are somewhere green and lovely. 

It is a fast dream. 

His brother stumbles on something, and Danny, fast as a whip, snatches him by the back of his shirt and hoists him up to his feet before he can fall. “Watch your feet, habibi.” He murmurs low, a hand on his back. It’s hard to hear, there is wind in their ears.

His brother, face obscured in all but his eyes, which are green as emeralds, nods. 

The dream blurs, but Danny falls behind. His foot catches on air — impossible, it should’ve been, at least. He never trips. — and he lands against the roof with a thud and a grunt. His mother and brother stop, and turn for him. 

The train hits a turn before Danny can get up, and he shouldn’t have, something pulls on him, he swears, but he slips. He can’t find the purchase to pull himself up, cold fear hits him as his nails scrape against the metal. 

His mother and brother’s horrified faces are the last thing he sees before he disappears off the side of the train. 

(The ticking is at its loudest when he wakes up, pounding against his inner skull. He only manages to write down ‘train fall’ in his journal, before he’s flipping over to press his head into his pillow to get the pain to stop.) 

—---  

She can't keep them all safe

They will die and be afraid

Mother, tell me so I say

(Mother, tell me so I say)

—-------

When Danny is fourteen he is still humming songs he can’t remember, his mind still in a broken puzzle. But his room is now decorated with stars and plants in every corner. He has a guitar he keeps in the corner of his room, and he plays the lullabies in his head on the strings over and over again. 

The ectoplasm in the fridge still unsettles him, still reminds him of a past he can’t recall. The knife beneath his mattress has returned to the kitchen — he doesn’t need it. He found a box in the attic last year, it had his name on it, and inside he found familiar, strange clothes, and more weapons than he thought was possible to carry on one person. 

(Even without knowing that the Fentons prefer guns to blades, Danny knows, instinctively, that they were his weapons. He was — was? Is — a dangerous person. He takes the box down to his room to sort through. The weapons all fit into his callused hands almost perfectly — the grooves worn to fit his palm. They’re just a little small.) 

(He tentatively takes a small blade with him to school one day, and feels much more comfortable with it sheathed beneath his shirt. He’s kept it on him ever since, like he’s reunited a lost limb to himself.)   

Danny doesn’t have a name for his person, his little brother, nor does he have a name for his beloved mother. He’s haunted by dreams every few weeks, many of them repeating. He’s ingrained the words he can remember to memory, and the ones he doesn’t, he writes down in his journal. His little brother; Danny calls him a bird, he can’t figure out what kind. His little bird of some kind; when Danny takes something from their father — what, he can’t remember what — then his little brother will be a little bird. 

(He doesn’t have a name for his brother, yet, but he’s calling his birdie in his head. It’s better than nothing.)

—------

Seeker, do you ever come to wonder

If what you're looking for is within where you hold

Will you leave a trail for them to follow a path

You'll soon forget

Home

—---------

When he’s fourteen, Danny dies. It does nothing to fix his fractured memories, much to his consternation. It just confirms something he already knows; that he was someone dangerous, and that he still is. 

When the shock of death has worn off, Danny inspects his ghost in the metal reflection of the closest table. It’s blurry, hard to see, but shock green eyes pierce back at him, green like the portal. Lazarus, Danny’s mind whispers, and he blinks rapidly.

‘Lazarus,’ he mouths to himself. It’s familiar. Sam shows him with her phone what he looks like, joking that he looks like an assassin. Danny doesn’t think she’s that too far off. 

He doesn’t tell her that. He tucks the thought away with the rest of his secrets, and fiddles with the hood gathering at his neck, attached to a cape with torn edges swinging down to his ankles. He pulls it over his shock white hair. It shadows over his face impossibly so, until all you can see are his green-green eyes peering out like a wolf hiding in the brush.

He ends up calling himself Phantom. 

(Maybe now he can start putting lyrics to his lullabies; his memories may not have returned, locked away with the sound of a clock, but the dead can talk. One of them may just have answers.) 

----------

Home is where we are

Home is where you are

Home is where I am

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Dedicated to @gascansposts for being the one who introduced me to the band Yaelokre, and thus being the whole reason I was inspired to write this in the first place >:] Those lyrics at the line breaks are all from their album Hayfields.

[mrstsung]

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(I am not sure who the og artist is. If you know,plz let me know so i can properly link,and credit. Pinterest has a horrible thing for this. Ugh. )

*edit update: the artist provided in replies is

是@luanshujiawen/It’s @luanshujiawen

I hope this is correct. Thank you so much to the person for providing the artists name. :3 i appreciate it.

[maplesyrupsainz]

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pairing: carlos sainz x fem reader y/n (she/her)

genre: social media au, established relationship

warnings: lots of fluff & play fighting!!! lol not rly much plot tbh

summary: in which your boyfriend's best friend is like a son to you

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[poetsblvd]

three’s a crowd ﹐ ( cl16 x fem!reader )

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lilys notes ﹐ this is a smau from my old account that tumblr de-activated very suddenly, and i tried my very best to recreate everything cause i lost my data, however i hope you enjoyed this and i may do a part 2 to it xx

disclaimer ﹐ all the images were found on pinterest. i do not own any of them all rights go to the respective owners !!

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[slasherfckr]

🔪💀Slashers and their favorite Kinks (With an implied female S/O) -NSFW💀🔪

Characters: Michael Myers, Jason Voorhees, Thomas Hewitt, Brahms Heelshire

⚠️Warnings⚠️- Mentions of Blood/Blood play along with knife play as well as alluding to pregnancy/a breeding kink, Sex (Vaginal), and masturbation

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Michael Myers

Not surprising at all that he's big into blood and knife play 🔪🩸

Dude is also a huge sadist (obviously) but also a little bit of a masochist as well

If you're fine with it, he'll slice you a little on a breast and start licking and sucking the mess up. Don't worry, he won't leave too bad of a wound. He wants you around after all

Once he 100% trusts you and then some, he'll give you his knife and let you cut into him a little. If you're not comfortable with the knife being used at all on either of you, that's fine with him. He's more into the blood play anyways

He comes home bloodier than usual so he can smear it all over your face. The crimson of the blood matches your eye color so well. Drives him absolutely mad

Jason Voorhees

Baby boy absolutely has a praise kink

Please tell him if he's doing a good job eating you out or if his cock is filling you nicely 🥺 He not only needs the reassurance but the praises will absolutely make him pick up the pace

But not too fast unless you're begging him. He's got a good size difference on you. He doesn't want to accidentally hurt you

Jason will absolutely NOT tolerate anything to do with blood during sex or humiliation. So don't ask him.

Thomas Hewitt

Two words: BREEDING 👏KINK👏

Just seeing you do anything around the Hewitt residence turns him on immediately

Unless you say otherwise, this man will always fill up your tight little pussy with his seed

He's trying to knock you up on purpose. Family is most important to him after all

If you beg him to put a baby in you during sex, Thomas will not be able to control himself

Normally he wouldn't go so hard and fast into you but just thinking about you carrying his child makes his mind go numb 🥵

If he does go too hard or fast for you and you do ask him to tone it down a bit, he immediately will.

Brahms Heelshire

You'd think this special, stinky, wall hobo wouldn't have any kinks or anything due to having to hide out in the walls for most of his life but nope. He's got quite a few kinks 😉

His biggest being a spanking kink

He'll literally go out of his way just to annoy you until you get fed up and have to punish him

He also absolutely loves being tied up and being denied a release until you decide when enough is enough (which is usually after you've had a few orgasms yourself)

But oh boy. When you decide you wanna do both at once, though

You'll have his arms tied up over his head so he can't do anything but just lay there as you take his huge cock into your seeping, wet hole. Moving your gorgeous hips in just the right way as you spank his thighs

Everytime he gets close to a release, you stop and hop off him. You sit at the end of the bed and let him watch as you bring yourself to your release

He's pleading with you during the entire time for you to get back on him so he can make the both of you feel good with his cock

"Please (Y/N), please.... I'll be good....I swear"

.................................

👀 I think I may have gone a little overboard with Brahms' one. Oh well. Might do a second part with the Sinclair Twins, Harry Warden and some other slashers if this is well received enough.

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this fucking sucks. they couldn't let me have my kid on the island, they couldn't let me have morning crew in purgatory. this is hell this is actual hell i can't even have pac because his team made him kill me. this fucking hurts fuck this gay earth

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[ididit-allofit-foryou]

supernatural post simulator part 1

(part 2)

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any1 have a good pie recipe? #hangry

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pu$$y in bi0

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Dean…how do you know it’s him? The only post on the blog is a picture of his dick. 🤨

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…how do U know its HIS dick ???

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…dm me.

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trouble at the devil’s sacrament i see 👀👀

#the tea is PIPING

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turns out getting sucked dry by your absolute bear of a vampire husband during a full moon helps lessen the effects of the transformation!!! who woulda thought! ! (& i don’t just mean by his fangs 😉🤭)

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which weapon is best for decapitations, trying to prove a point

machete 🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦 50%

sword 🟦🟦🟦 30%

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see @.lawboy ??? wtf were you thinking using fucking RAZOR WIRE???

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whatever. 🙄

#i will never let you live that down istg

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are my dark circles and scars and daddy issues and mommy issues and blood stained clothes and swagless demeanor bewitching & charming you yet?

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Hey all! As requested, I have made a comprehensive ranking of Céline Dion’s discography, including explanations for each song’s placement! Full list below the cut. :)

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…😶

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does anyone want to hear about my ocs 😇🙏

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no. 🖕

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[going-to-ikea-for-the-fries]

BET!

141 x reader w an oral fixation (you/your pronouns, mild self injury -nail and lip biting)

It started out simple. Everyone knew about your habits. Biting your nails, peeling dried skin off your lips, chewing the end of pencils. You usually don't notice when it's happening, much to the mild annoyance of those around you.

Once, while trying to focus on a crossword puzzle, you bit down so hard on your pen that blue ink sprayed all over the place. Soap still hasn't let you live that one down.

Kyle, ever the sweetheart, always seems to have lip balm on hand. Vaseline as a preemptive measure and to soothe any cuts.

You've tried everything to curb the habit. Minty gum, hard candies, ect. But it never works for long.

It's actually Simon who decides enough is enough when you bite your lip so hard it bleeds.

Carefully, he takes a tissue and dabs at the blood. You like to think he doesn't notice the way your heart beats faster and your skin heats up when his touch lingers a second longer than expected, thumb brushing your lips.

He totally noticed. He mutters something under his breath about "keeping your mouth busy" before letting his thumb slip into your mouth. Luckily, the weight of his thumb pressing gently on your tongue is the cure to your problem.

Everyone helps you in their own way. Johnny thinks it's great fun when you sink your teeth into his skin, nibbling on the muscle. Just be prepared to get bit right back.

You have free reign to tug Ghost's gloves off whenever you want. Within reason. He takes the nonverbal cue to let you suck on his digits in stride.

Price doesn't complain when you mouth at his bulge while he does paperwork. Even as drool falls from your eager lips, saturating the fabric.

Once you even fell asleep nestled between Kyle's legs, keeping him warm with your mouth.

Once all four of your boys get the memo that the easiest way to help you relax is giving you something to suck on, you never have to worry about biting your nails raw again. There's always a cock for you to suck on. By the time one is pulling away, another takes its place.

-🔪

👀👀👀👀

KNIFE

MY BELOVED

ME NEXT

ME NEXT

[littlesislovesyou]

It's okay. Not something anyone can control...I just wanna pull myself away as fast as possible into my safe space. And I'm sorry you understand that if it means you've went through similar before. But the relation does help. I'll be okay I hope. I'll do my best and that's all anyone could ever do. And trust me you're already helping me feel better sweetheart. 🖤

Thank you I really appreciate that. Part of my self care however speaking to people who make me feel happy or comfortable for my own mental health my doctor said so >:3 so it must be true and I'll be keeping that by talking to you here.

Once my brain is a little less scrambled and overthinking... I'll see if I'm in the mood and can actually use my brain to respond to the other ask and if not sorry but I'll do it tomorrow. Wouldn't do me or you any good to write these if my heart, soul and cock wasn't in it yk?

And my cock should be in you, my sister's cunny~ With my heart and soul connected to yours...after all we've always been close and tight knitted ever since we were kids and you're always there for me...there's no one I'd be able to resist giving it all to than you. Even if I was married and you lulled me in after visiting for the first time in years and us catching up...your hand in mine and suddenly you're in my lap and asking me if I'd do anything for my sister and I'd respond to that by forcing my lips against yours and hearing you yelp and gasp into the kiss as you relax and begin grinding in my lap and kissing me back. There's no one I'd sacrifice anything for more because I know you'll be there for me at the end of time...no different than my own wife <333

I'm happy you're feeling better and I appreciate you more~ And that's fair work sucks LOL and it's nice to get into your safe space. At-home where you can unwind and do whatever you want with the remaining time in the day.

Well...it's a safe space until a masked stranger like me shows up but who's counting~ 🤭🔪

But it's that thought alone that keeps me going and waking up in the morning no matter how much I struggle to get up or how depressed I feel. Better days will come. And there's no gain without struggle (even hot struggles 👀)

I'm sure you would if you knew who I was...the price I pay for being a mysterious, fucked up stranger behind a mask ready to ravage you at a moment's notice...! The things I do to ruin your panties and make you unbelievably horny...worth it lmaoooo

No amount of kindness I've shown do I believe you to not deserve. Same for the depraved, fucked up things I've whispered into your ear that I know you secretly enjoy~ <333

You always make my day better and I really appreciate you alot too. Thank you so much 💕 It means alot to me and I'm glad if I can brighten your day even a little bit...

And fuuuuck how do you effortlessly slide in with your teasing flirty nature as smooth as butter 😩 my mood is changing rapidly in the horny direction and this is your fault.

Now I can't get you helping me destress in bed late at night out of my head. Seeing your head in between my legs while you wiggle your hips in a hypnotic manner that has me fully entranced 🥴 Seeing that ass sway that I need sat on my face immediately would do unspeakable things to my mind. 🖤🖤🖤🖤 Like wanting to do anything make you ride and cum on my face and tongue~

It’s easy to want to do that, I understand, if you have to you have to🖤🫶 no judgment here, I am really glad I can help though, and hey just take your time<3 I also have insomnia so I don’t sleep a lot, so I’m here especially if you need someone to talk to!

Hehe I’m glad I can help with your self care then🫶☺️ I definitely don’t mind at all<3 and hey I really understand, sometimes you just have things going on so I won’t push you to do that if your hearts not in it hm? 🩷

Also I completely get it, sometimes it is a tough thing to do but it is worth it🖤 I hope whatever you’re struggling with right now passes, just try not to be too hard on yourself🩷🩷

Aghhh if only I knew who you were so I could keep teasing you in dms~<3 hehe I’m only teasing;’) but seriouslyyy, I think you’ve already ruined multiple pairs of mine already🥺🫶

Ahhh hey🥺 you started it! I can’t help itttt, I think I just like making you horny, you mysterious stranger<3

And agh why did you have to say thatt;’) now I’m just imagining sitting on your face<3 making it all wet, would you grip my thighs hard, pulling me into your face more?🩷🩷🩷🩷

[mrthology]

Jesus🚶‍♂️🤩 is about to DIE😵☠️ for your sins😩😏 so get it out now, sweaty💦😇 It’s GOOD Friday📆✝️ bitches but you better be real👅 fuckin’😳 BAD😈 So get your hands wet💦🙏💦 with some🌊holy water🌊 grab on to His big👁 WOODen🌴✊ cross✝️ and suck 😛😫on some ❤️c🧡o💛l💚o💙r💜f❤️u🧡l💛 hard😟 Easter eggs🥚ω🥚 STRAP👡💆‍♂️ on your crown🤴👑 of hornys🐏😈 and give Peter🐰🌷 some good 🐇cottonTAIL🐇 Pontius Pilate🧝‍♂ is about 2️⃣ sentence YOU to 6 🕕 hours of NAILING🔨🔩 Judas🤫 will be Roman around your bedroom waiting👤 to STAB🔪you in the back with his big🐘 THROBBING🌚 peep🐣🍆 Put 🕳holes🕳 in MY hands🤲 and i'll put my hands🙌 in YOUR 👉🍩holes🍩 You better be FUCKIN’ ✝️ hung🍆👀 cuz it’s gonna take😯 you to your last breath😵💨 Send this💌 to your top 1️⃣0️⃣holiest HOES😇 or Jesus��‍♂️🧟‍♂️ won’t take you to his ⚰️tomb😉😜 this Easter🐰😲

I.......

[gabessquishytum]

Love you ghost hob anon.. may i add? Hob hiding the fact that hes a DEMON. its got quite a different ring to it and a stigma attached!! Hob is fine and good with lying but if its just a lie of omission with dream just thinking hes a ghost? Well. He justifies it by thinking of all the things dream forgets to do to take care of himself and how much happier and healthier dream is with him :). Hes gaining power exponentially from dreams love and devotion. The house hasnt been lived in for so long and hob has been fading but now he knows he could... make a physical form if he chooses... he WANTS to!! He wants to be with dream and be able to hold and fuck him with an actual body. But,, that wpuld require revealing he was never a dead human... hes something Else. At this point hob knows its too late to do it casually, dream would know hes been tricked no matter what now. But it could be worth it? He would be able to take care of dream SO MUCH BETTER!! and dream is starting to get sad that hob is so... ghostly. It might be worth it, and he doesnt have to let dream leave if he doesn’t react well right away... a physical body has Other advantages 👀 (like kidnapping your boyfriend in his own house:))

-🔪

Ooo yes spooky!! Demon Hob!! I'm thinking about that post about the friendly demon who leaves messages in blood on your mirror like "don't forget ur yoga class". Hob would absolutely do that.

Hob is mostly a nice demon!! He was all about lust and gluttony rather than like... murder. He got bound to the house in a botched exorcism and now he's so happy because Dream is here! He's so beautiful and Hob just wants to make him happy, but there's only so much he can do. He can't really help with physical tasks or support Dream as he'd like to. He can fuck Dream, but he can't let Dream return the favour because that would give him a flood of power and he'd be forced to reveal his actual form.

Eventually Hob gets sick of pretending to be a ghost, because it sucks. He sets up a few traps so Dream can't run away from him, and he comes clean about the whole thing! Dream is... surprisingly casual about it. He's even pleased when Hob says that he can take on a proper human form and stop floating around like an idiot!

Hob has to immediately run around disarming the traps because he really didn't expect Dream to take it so well, lol. Unfortunately he misses one, and he has to explain to his very unimpressed boyfriend exactly why he's now dangling from the ceiling in a pair of medieval manacles.

It only takes a few seconds of Latin chanting for Hob to scramble and let him out... but Dream did look pretty sexy hanging there all helpless and frustrated. It's fair to say that now Hob’s demonic side is on the loose, Dream will be getting into much more trouble than he used to...

[magnesiumxp]

My God 😇 I 👁 want 😍 to fuck 💦👉🏾👌🏾 Morikaze 💼 so badly 👎🔚. His 👩 voluptuous 💯⏳, drawn ✍🏻 body 😍👗 just makes 🖕 me lose 🏳 my insanity 😵. I 👁 think 🤔❓ about 💦 seducing him 👩 day 📆 and night 🌚✨; he 👩🏽 simply 🔢 does not leave 🍃 my mind 🧠 ever 😠. I 👁 want 😍 to eat 🍽 his 👩 out so badly 👎, and then make 💘 his 👸 suck 😜💦 my cock 🍆 with his 👩🏾 juicy 💦 lips 👄 until I 👥 cum 💦🎅🏽 gallons 😩😂 after 👀 gallons 😩😂 in his 👸 narrow 😛😍 esophagus 👄 in which he 👩 is on 🔛 the brink of achieving asphyxiation. After 👀 committing 👩‍🔬 such a deed 📜, I 👥 would bend 🔃 him 👩 over 😳🙊💦 and insert 👀 my member 🍆 in his 👩🏻 wet 💦 slit 😂🔪. I 👁 would pound 👊⏩ him 👩 for hours 🕐 with juices 💦 spewing 💭 everywhere 🌎, and cleaning ✨🛁 such a scene 🕑 would take 💅 multiple 🍼🐦👶🏻, professional 😎 janitors 🙅😵😖. I 👥 would cum 💦 inside 💠 his 👨👸 over 😳🙊💦 and over 😳🙊💦 until his 👩 belly 🤰👈 inflates 📈, guaranteeing a 99.99999% of pregnancy 👶 after 🏻👀 such explicit fornication 💦👉🏻👌🏻. We would do every ☝ position 📍 in the book 📖 and even 🌃 discover 🚬 different 😡👎 sex 👉👌🍆 positions 😻. I 👁 want 😋🙄😤 him 👩 so badly 👎, I 👁 would do anything 💰 to knock 👊🔛 up ⬆💯 such a sexy 🍆 ikenuma 👩💁💃.

looks around hhuh where am i

[coddlefish]

Jesus🚶‍♂️🤩 is about to DIE😵☠️ for your sins😩😏 so get it out now, sweaty💦😇 It’s GOOD Friday📆✝️ bitches but you better be real👅 fuckin’😳 BAD😈 So get your hands wet💦🙏💦 with some🌊holy water🌊 grab on to His big👁 WOODen🌴✊ cross✝️ and suck 😛😫on some ❤️c🧡o💛l💚o💙r💜f❤️u🧡l💛 hard😟 Easter eggs🥚ω🥚 STRAP👡💆‍♂️ on your crown🤴👑 of hornys🐏😈 and give Peter🐰🌷 some good 🐇cottonTAIL🐇 Pontius Pilate🧝‍♂ is about 2️⃣ sentence YOU to 6 🕕 hours of NAILING🔨🔩 Judas🤫 will be Roman around your bedroom waiting👤 to STAB🔪you in the back with his big🐘 THROBBING🌚 peep🐣🍆 Put 🕳holes🕳 in MY hands🤲 and i'll put my hands🙌 in YOUR 👉🍩holes🍩 You better be FUCKIN’ ✝️ hung🍆👀 cuz it’s gonna take😯 you to your last breath😵💨 Send this💌 to your top 1️⃣0️⃣holiest HOES😇 or Jesus🏃‍♂️🧟‍♂️ won’t take you to his ⚰️tomb😉😜 this Easter🐰😲

[mygwenchan]

AOB!!! I missed his big tiddies 😌

But he's kind of a dick here. Don't make Soong doubt his feelings for First! Not cool, man

TEENA :D Looking fine as always

On a side note: Are they training in a parking garage? Lol Imagine you want to park your car and suddenly three almost naked hunks show up to pump their muscles. I mean, I wouldn't mind the view, but I'd be at least mildly confused XD

I'll be honest here, I didn't think Teena would care that much about First's wellbeing. Nice to know

(Of course it could also mean Teena already went through something similar with Nant and he doesn't want Soong to repeat the same mistake...)

Now wait a damn minute, Aob... 👀

"We're just sex buddies"

"We" as in Soong, Aob and Teena?! Like, are they a throuple sex buddies thingie??? Am I getting this right? 🤯

I'm just gonna say it now. I will not be able to handle a throuple between those three hunks. I'll die of a nosebleed old-fashioned yaoi style

Oh no... the little one heard that...

I still wonder if that ring (and the other one and the necklace) belonged to First's mother. That would suck tbh Cause that would be worse than just getting a random ring mugged

Aob, I like your big tits, but I'll still cut off your balls if you don't shut the fuck up 🙂🔪

They made the little one cry again...

:(

Aob, it's on! Where is my butter knife...

[millenialfanfictionaddiction]

GUESS WHO’S BACK WITH THE CHILD PRODIGY!READER 🤪

Oikawa : mumbling smt in Spanish before the match between Japan and Argentina.

Y/N: *understand everything* IWAIZUMI-SAN! OIKAWA CALLED YOU STUPID!!!

Oikawa: 😨

-🌟💫 anon!

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 honestly I love the idea of child prodigy! Reader just inciting a Riot at the Olympics

"Awe what a little cutie! You are so adorable do you want an autograph?" Oikawa says to you, pinching your cheeks

You 👉🏻 🧍‍♂️ 😐 STRANGER DANGER 🗣

The entire Team Japan pulls up, Iwaizumi at the head

"OIKAWA GET AWAY FROM YN!" He shouts while also throwing a volleyball that he just randomly pulled out from somewhere 🤣

"YN are you ok?" Kageyama says grabbing you and holding you close

Ushijima is just standing there flaming mad 😡

"I'm sorry I didn't know they were part of Team Japan," Oikawa

Oikawa 👉🏻 *looks at you and says something in Spanish, probably a compliment 🙄

You 👉🏻 knowing fully well you work with Super Volleyball Idiots who barely understand Japanese on a good day 👀

"OIKAWA SAID TEAM JAPAN SUCKS AND THAT YOU ARE ALL WANNABES," you 🙃

Team Japan 👉🏻😃🔪 what-

Oikawa 👉🏻👁👄👁 I DID NOT-

"You better run Oikawa!" Iwaizumi, ready to back the sound barrier with the volleyball he's about to throw at Oikawa

[batikin]

My God 😇 I 👁 want 😍 to fuck 💦👉🏾👌🏾 Morikaze 💼 so badly 👎🔚. His 👩 voluptuous 💯⏳, drawn ✍🏻 body 😍👗 just makes 🖕 me lose 🏳 my insanity 😵. I 👁 think 🤔❓ about 💦 seducing him 👩 day 📆 and night 🌚✨; he 👩🏽 simply 🔢 does not leave 🍃 my mind 🧠 ever 😠. I 👁 want 😍 to eat 🍽 his 👩 out so badly 👎, and then make 💘 his 👸 suck 😜💦 my cock 🍆 with his 👩🏾 juicy 💦 lips 👄 until I 👥 cum 💦🎅🏽 gallons 😩😂 after 👀 gallons 😩😂 in his 👸 narrow 😛😍 esophagus 👄 in which he 👩 is on 🔛 the brink of achieving asphyxiation. After 👀 committing 👩‍🔬 such a deed 📜, I 👥 would bend 🔃 him 👩 over 😳🙊💦 and insert 👀 my member 🍆 in his 👩🏻 wet 💦 slit 😂🔪. I 👁 would pound 👊⏩ him 👩 for hours 🕐 with juices 💦 spewing 💭 everywhere 🌎, and cleaning ✨🛁 such a scene 🕑 would take 💅 multiple 🍼🐦👶🏻, professional 😎 janitors 🙅😵😖. I 👥 would cum 💦 inside 💠 his 👨👸 over 😳🙊💦 and over 😳🙊💦 until his 👩 belly 🤰👈 inflates 📈, guaranteeing a 99.99999% of pregnancy 👶 after 🏻👀 such explicit fornication 💦👉🏻👌🏻. We would do every ☝ position 📍 in the book 📖 and even 🌃 discover 🚬 different 😡👎 sex 👉👌🍆 positions 😻. I 👁 want 😋🙄😤 him 👩 so badly 👎, I 👁 would do anything 💰 to knock 👊🔛 up ⬆💯 such a sexy 🍆 ikenuma 👩💁💃.

what if i stabbed myself and bled out on the floor in front of you what would you do