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the wildlife photographer of the year peoples choice award is always fun





there's a stoat hiding in that last one
source - go check out the rest of the awards too, they're really incredible
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battered and bruised
#kris dreemurr#deltarune#deltarune chapter 4#deltarune spoilers#susie deltarune#ralsei#ralsei deltarune#scene number 336427242 that made me want to punch shit#ill be posting spoilers here and there from here on out ! naturally tagged!!#GODDD THESE WERE SO GOOD. GUYSSS#fanart#;drawn#not super happy with it but its finished so we ball !
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Hey kid, look at me.
I want you to T-pose. Turn your right thumb up and your left thumb doen and look at your right thumb. Move your arms up and down a bit until you feel a nerve running from your armpit to your palm. Now turn your right thumb down and your left thumb up, and look at your left thumb. Keep your chest facing forward and your shoulders back. Move your arms again until you feel that nerve again. Keep alternating between these two for a minute, or look at each thumb thirty times each.
Now sit down. Put your left hand firmly under your left buttock, palm down. Keep your shoulders back and put your right hand over the crown of your head, very gently pulling it to the right. Do this for thirty seconds, then do it again but with your right hand under your right buttock.
These are stretches for the nerves in your arms, and are very good for people who sit behind a computer a lot, or fibre artists, or you name it. Do them daily. They will hurt in the beginning, but keep doing them, even after the pain has gone, or it will return and you'll have to start all over.
#i had some nerve pain in my hands#and it turned out the nerves in my arms were too short#so i went to a physical therapist#she prescribed me these#i did them twice a day at first#because i wanted them to work as much as possible as fast as possible#and they do work#i still do the stretches#but that pain in my hands is mostly gone#crochet#knitting#stretches#im not sure if its for carpal tunnel though#but u can still try them#fiber arts#physical therapy#good luck!
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deltajune is here! which means that deltarune ch1-4 will be out deltasoon....... so deltasoon that im getting kind of scared. ahhhhhh
anyways heres some doodles i made in anticipation of the new chapters! i havent been able to stop thinking abt the consequences of alternative routes for years. can u tell
#deltarune#deltarune spoilers#noelle holiday#lancer deltarune#queen deltarune#berdly#kris dreemurr#susie deltarune#the little star is a sticker :] hes getting a good grade at being very brave wrt his mystery injury#i dont think we'll be getting much berdly content in the new chapters but thats ok. its ok berdly enjoyers i will provide sustenance#art.png
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i really do love those military jackets with embroidery that resembles a gilded ribcage they serve sooooooo much thanatological cunt it's unreal. the memento mori of it all. the bastardised martyrdom. the self-fulfilling prophecy of dressing yourself in silver and gold evoking the final, fragile shield between the most vital, vulnerable parts of you and annihilation, just to go to a place where the objective is to hack it to pieces as cruelly and efficiently as possible until you resemble nothing more than ground meat trodden into the dust you came from. fuck the military for real and forever but they went harder with horrifically ironic self-deceiving propaganda than anyone ever has or will. give it up for the old lie everyone!




#🐉#in case its unclear i fucking hateeee the military but good god do the aesthetics of war slap unbelievably#something something real evil is banal and dreadful while fantasy evil is exciting and alluring
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Just Checking In! (aka Something About Red Triangles)
#well its 5 am but i DID IT#sorry i just thought about how bill turns red when hes mad and had a Vision#i actually really love how this came out. maybe i AM a good artist sometimes#doc talks#my art#bill cipher#gravity falls#the book of bill#thisisnotawebsitedotcom#book of bill spoilers#gravity falls spoilers#the axolotl#undescribed
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i think theres this idea in the general public that the "best" fanfic gets turned into real books like 50 shades of grey. but the truth is that the best fanfic can never be published as an actual book because its intricately woven into the canon material so its inseparable even if you change the names
#no shade (ha) to 50 shades. ive never actually read it so idk if its good#but imo the idea of creating an au fanfic thats so divorced from the original work is boring! why are you even making a fanfic atp#the only good fanfic is when you can tell the author loves the source material and uses it#the best fanfics ive ever read could never be published as actual books because it wouldnt work without the context of the original story
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when u have the correct number of cinderblocks in ur enclosure
#zooliminology#3d model#3d animation#3d stuff#ya'll should check out the Zooliminology Project for real its so good#longlegs
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The remorseful player
#deltarune#kris dreemurr#deltarune player#deltarune vessel#utdr#comics#goomyart#once again tumblr gets it early#my test group befor ei post on twitter#anyway#hi. different player interpretation here#i guess kind of inspired by like#people looking at my prev player stuff and saying ‘id never treat kris like that’#which isnt the point but like Whatevar#its not supposed to be entirely literal#so instead i present to you: the ‘good’ player that would never say those things to kris#and yes kris still cant bring themself to like you#Because you are controlling them. it doesnt matter how good of a job you do#lack of autonomy is everything.#without freedom what’s the point of it all?#‘why arent you happy? your prison cell is so nice!’
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idk why people get super pedantic about the movie logic in Home Alone and start and try to pick it apart, because like, its a Christmas movie about a child accidentally being left home alone, the premise isn't exactly asking us to suspend our disbelief that much, and yet nearly every single "gotcha" question I see people bring up about this film is literally answered within the first 15 minutes :/
#if we simply used our EYES and paid ATTENTION#in this essay I will-#sorry im sick and its 3am and im watching Home Alone in July yes#honestly its because this movie is so incredibly airtight its one of the things that makes it so good
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edit: turning off reblogs as people have pointed out a variety of inaccuracies, and i don't want to continue spreading misinformation. original article here.
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Stumbled upon this random ship (in a fandom im not active in myself) that has like 150 works on ao3 which are all from just two people gifting each other fics about this pairing back and forth and theyve been doing it for 3 years... i think thats true love probably
#theyre also pretty well written but a bit repetitive i found#good stuff tho#i just think its super cute that these two have been doing this for so long and built up such a collection of fics on their own#very impressive#mine
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Following the author of The Last Unicorn on Facebook is the only thing that makes being on that site worthwhile.
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#hope#good things#not me crying as one of the founding pillars of my core personality trembles at recognition from its creator#wholly believe this guy and this story he wrote are the reasons i became a writer#but this too is in the story#and i internalized it so deep#this is why my blog is the way it is#this is why i believe as long as there is one of us left standing with hope#that we stand a chance
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Ava and Yelena:
Ava and Yelana the second John walks into the room:

#THEY BULLY HIM TOGETHER ITS A BONDING EXPERIENCE OK#And itsl ike. its like good natured. its like how you trash your siblings yknow#ava starr#yelena belova#thunderbolts#john walker#mcu#marvel#goose originals#silly goose
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I think you could have a very long and impassionated debate on whose legacy was bastardized worse: Jesus Christ or that poor little Japanese dog
#On the one hand christianity has been around a lot longer and has caused many a war#To say nothing of the modern evangelical movement in the united states#On the other its a major world religion impossible to generalize and the majority of its followers are perfectly normal or even good people#You cant be a casual doge fan the way you can be a casual jesus fan
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