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[poppy-metal]

HAIRY PATRICK ZWEIG NEED TO SUCK IN HIS SKIN GET HIS HAIR IN MY MOUTH NEED TO DIE INHAKING HIS PUBES NEED

[almosinnia]

also voice dysphoria ughghgh

[wtfgaylittlezooid]

bit my tongue while eating call the medic

[imadeoutwithmikeywayonwarpedtour]

this is not a drill!!!

[ikarakie]

if a character means enough to me i will truly never stop thinking about them. i just retire them into a little back room in my brain and periodically bring them out to stare at them under a little light

[mostly-funnytwittertweets]

[unhingemyheart]

Prime Video: So, Good Omens Season 2 

Neil Gaiman: Yes

Prime Video: What‘s the Story? 

Neil Gaiman: No story, just vibes.

Prime Video: Neil, we need a little more to work with. 

Neil Gaiman: Okay, do you remember Sister Theresa Garrulous and Sister Loquacious from Season 1?

Prime Video: Yes?

Neil Gaiman: They‘re in a coffee shop AU.

Prime Video: Aaaand?

Neil Gaiman: And they need to fall in love. 

Prime Video: But Neil what about Crowley and Aziraphale?

Neil Gaiman: Oh, don‘t worry. They‘re already in love. 

[cherriielle]

just to hide outside your door 🐍🍎

[starlight-bread-blog]

Me: I shouldn't disturb Neil Gaiman. I shouldn't send an ask unless I really have no way of getting the information otherwise. I'll check old interviews and all the articles that vaguely mention the subject. Of course it goes without saying that I'll read though the FAQ in its entirety. Only then, will I send an ask. However, I'd be very polite and praise his work, as anyone would. I'd also keep it short, because I don't want to waste his time. But I'd keep it very very respectful. I'd be sending a message to a very talented, amazing author that deals with god knows how many like me. Or I'd just stay in the dark and not send him an ask. Yeah, I'll do that.

My Dash:

[mithrun-house-of-kerensil]

Pattadol comforting her fairy after it was GRIPPED by Mithrun was such a cute detail

[sabellart]

“I think I understand a whole lot better than you do”

[almosinnia]

it's so funny how t and genetics work... i have a friend who's been on t for four months now and he already has a visible beard, whereas i've been on t for a year and a half and i still don't have one

[ambientwitch]

I must not kill myself killing myself is the myself killer . Dune

[dracoj]

what they dont tell you about adulthood is that it’s startlingly easy to go long periods of time without having any fun at all not even a little bit. btw this makes ur brain try to kill you with knives and hammers.

[useless-englandfacts]

obvs acab but the scottish police force have the chance to do the funniest thing right now

[ozziyo]

Tis but thy name that is my enemy.