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#12 Day Program for Courtship
knickknacksandallthat · 11 months
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12 Days of Courtship!!!!
haha, fair enough, anon!! Thanks for asking. This fic definitely deserves some love. (And I can't wait to get back into this universe. These guys are chaos personified, and I adore them for it 🥰)
Small snippet below of Kevin back in his dorm room...
Okay, so if he connects the bell tower to the dog park, where Aaron likes to sit on the bench after his math lecture, then he can only conclude that Aaron prefers about twelve-minute break-times between classes which gives Kevin the distinct advantage of utilizing this time to -
Grape popsicles.
Grape popsicles?  No, Aaron hates anything artificially grape-flavored.  He likes grape jelly and real grapes but anything grape-flavored makes him want to puke.  Plus, he’s not a huge fan of ice-cold things after one too many cavities and painful visits to the dentist.  Grape popsicles are definitely going in the dislike column.
Ponies. 
Ponies?  Where the hell did that come from?  Jesus, Aaron is terrified of horses, there’s no way he would –
“Octopus tentacles.”
Okay, what the fuck is wrong with his subconscious?  Why would he even think about –
“I don’t know, Kev, you tell me.”
Kevin blinks out of his reverie slowly, coming up for air like a man drowning.  He whips his head to the side just to see Neil grinning at him, sitting cross-legged on top of Andrew’s desk while he eats cereal and milk.  At three in the afternoon.  Like a heathen. 
“Finally,” Neil tells him with his mouth obnoxiously full. 
“How long have you been here?” Kevin snaps. 
“Long enough to hear you talking yourself through a mid-life crisis.”
Kevin’s cheeks burn.  “I’m only twenty, I’m too old to have a mid-life crisis.”
Neil shrugs.  “Depends on how long you live, doesn’t it?”
Kevin gapes at him before he hears the distinct click of the dorm suite door opening and shutting.  Panic shoots up his spine at the thought of Aaron potentially walking in on them, but Neil simply calls out, “Drew!  Come see Kev’s weird shrine to Aaron!”
Andrew appears in the bedroom doorway seconds later and stops, taking in Kevin’s bulletin board silently. 
And – okay, now that he’s looking at it, things might look a bit chaotic.  I mean there’s a bunch of scribbles and pictures and bits of string looped to things all over the board, but that’s only because he’s pretty sure he’s found a fascinating connection between –
“Why?” Andrew asks him, point blank. 
“It’s the only way he can summon Aaron from hell,” Neil quips. 
“No,” Kevin glares at Neil.  “It’s because I’m pretty sure I’ve discovered solid proof that the volleyball team is running that underground fight club everyone keeps talking about!  See there’s this tunnel built in the late sixties that connects under the old gymnasium where they practice and runs over to the library, which always closes early on the fourth Friday of every month, which just so happens to coincide with the full moon which clearly must be a sign that-”
“-and what exactly does your conspiracy theory have to do with my brother?” Andrew interrupts him. 
“Uh,” Kevin looks back at the board.  “I – he – um-” Then he slumps.  “Nothing,” he answers morosely. 
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But I Do by Spencebox
(Last updated May 19, 2020) 7 chapters
Rey Kenobi couldn't believe it; she was definitely, totally, and without a doubt, shocked. Ben Solo- Alpha, looked like he belonged on the front of a magazine, not pictured as the profile for the Alpha she'd been matched with. Ben Solo was totally, definitely, and without a doubt, out of her league. But that doesn’t mean his name didn’t leave her lips when she fingered herself that night.
Knot Sure by coldmoonviolet
*Finished* 16 chapters
Omega Rey is excited to be finishing up her degree but after a night out with friends ends in the most embarrassing one night stand Rey could have imagined, she's horrified to discover the Alpha in question is her Professor.
Wanderlust by inexorablydrawn
(Last updated May 5, 2020) 8 chapters
Rey had spent her whole life pretending to be something she wasn't. She had hoped to live a perfectly average life without influence by her designation. But when fate calls to her, pulling her out of her city comforts, she finds out that accepting who she is might be far easier than being alone when Ben Solo finds her wandering aimlessly in the expanses of nature.
graceless hearts by darthdarcyy
(Last updated May 5, 2020) 10 chapters 
Rey Niima, independent Omega and millennial college graduate trying not to starve during a recession, takes a desperate job at a tech support call center. One slow Saturday evening, she watches as a tall, beautiful Alpha moves into the luxury loft apartment building next door. To the apartment directly across from her window. The rest, as they say, is history. you smell like every good memory i've ever had. (previously certain things happen in the dark)
Baggage
in the back with the racks and the stacks of your load by praetorreyna
(Last updated May 29, 2020) (Last updated Feb 10, 2020) 11, 2 chapters
Rey is a senior in college, and ready to graduate the top of her class. Enter Ben Solo, her new literature professor who happens to be an alpha. An alpha that also happens to smell irresistible. Her mind is telling her to keep pushing forward, but her hormones are saying the complete opposite. She just needs to make it through the year with out consequence. That shouldn't be too hard, right?
vignettes for Baggage
the threat is real
when his sight goes red again by 11minutes (redlondons)
*Finished* (last updated May 8, 2020) 7 chapters, 1 chapter
Kylo Ren is sick of going through his ruts alone. Rey is sick of going through her heats alone. A dystopian soulmates au with a happy ending.
Our Royal family is trying to get back into the swing of being together. Padme is being the grandmother she was always supposed to be to Ben. Rey has a secret that will cause havoc in the kingdom. And what happens when the Legacy Saber is stolen and Ben shows the depths of his dark side powers? Alderaan is in a state of revolt, Rey and Ben have a lot of work to do!
Lost & Sold by MalevolentReverie
(Last updated May 18, 2020) 11 chapters
Rey is ten days from her work visa expiring. Her boss, Leia, happens to have a single son who’s more than happy to help.
On The Brightside by Spencebox
*Finished* 3 chapters
On the bright side, he had a nice house.
The Ecumene by P_Dunton
(Last updated May 26, 2020) 35 chapters
The Ecumene (or oecumene): the permanently inhabited portion of the Earth as distinguished from the uninhabited or temporarily inhabited area. In the world where Alphas are meant to rule, Kylo Ren is aiming to wipe the Omegas off the face of the Earth. In the world where Omegas are meant to serve, Rey Johnson has suddenly discovered her true designation.
Good little omega by kylosbrickhousebody
*Finished* One Shot
Only a month ago, Rey found herself trapped in her worst nightmare: presenting as an omega and bonding with a strange, older alpha. Trapped under his care by law, Rey finds herself running from the alpha at every turn. Ben tries to convince her otherwise.
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All The Data:  Erin (Bates) + Chad Paine
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The Couple—
Erin Elise (Bates) Paine  (b. May 2, 1991)
Parents   Gil + Kelly Jo (Callaham) Bates
Child #   3 of 19
Hometown   Rocky Top, TN
Early Education   ATI/IBLP and Abeka Homeschooling
Higher Education   B.B.S. in Music Ministry (2014), The Crown College of the Bible  (Powell, TN)
Credentials   “Certification” in Music Teaching  (2014)
Occupation   Co–Owner, The Bates Sisters’ Boutique  (2019—); Piano Teacher  (c. 2014—?) (See Also); Stay–at–Home Wife / Mother (2013—)
Charles “Chad” Stephen Paine III  (b. April 18, 1987)
Parents   Charles “Stephen” + Tammy Paine
Child #   2 of 10
Hometown   _____, IN  (“Northern Indiana”) / Indianapolis, IN
Early Education   ATI/IBLP Homeschooling  (Note—Chad’s father serves on IBLP’s Board of Directors.)
Higher Education   A.A. in Youth Ministry  (2010)  (Note—Duggar Data is unclear on where Chad went to school.  It is only described as “a private college” on Chad + Erin’s blog.)
Credentials   [ None Apparent ]  (Note—Duggar Data really, really tried to find some credentials for Chad, but ultimately wasn’t able to.  Tennessee public records don’t have him down as a licensed general contractor, real estate agent, home inspector, engineer, etc.  In Tennessee, it’s apparently perfectly legal to work as an unlicensed contractor, so long as the project is valued at <$25,000.)
Occupation   Owner, Paine Construction (2017—)
… Previously   Office Manager, Noble Metals (Recycling Facility) (Oak Ridge, TN; 2013—2017); Staff Member, Institute in Basic Life Principles (IBLP) (Oak Brook, IL; c. 2008—2013) (Chad worked in the Publications Department, and also led two youth programs—LifeFocus and Journey to The Heart.) 
The Relationship—
First Meeting   February 11, 2011  (Friday)
Location   IBLP’s Valentine’s Day Banquet at IBLP Headquarters; Oak Brook, IL
Details   In 2011, Chad was working for IBLP.  He attended the Valentine Banquet as a photographer, and that’s where he first met Erin—who was at the banquet with her family, doing the music and singing.  The Paines invited the Bateses over for dinner the next day, and that’s when Chad + Erin took notice of each other as a potential romantic partner. 
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Pre–Courtship   c. April 29, 2011
Location   ATI Regional Conference; Big Sandy, TX
Details   After meeting in February 2011, Erin + Chad met again “later on that year,” at a conference in Texas—almost certainly the ATI Conference in Big Sandy.  During the conference, Erin + Chad got to know each other better, and “from then on ... pursued a relationship.”
Timing   In 2011, the ATI Conference ran from April 26–29.  Since Erin + Chad say they got to know one other better, then pursued a relationship “from then on,” Duggar Data uses the last day of that conference—April 29, 2011—as their Estimated Pre–C.S. Start Date.
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Courtship   December 4, 2012  (Tuesday)
Location   Sky Lift Park, Crockett Mountain; Gatlinburg, TN
Details   Chad surprised Erin, picking her up at college for a date.  They drove to Gatlinburg, accompanied by Gil + Kelly Jo.  Chad ‘courtposed’ to Erin on the Sky Lift, which offers a scenic view of Crockett Mountain.  Afterward, they enjoyed a nice dinner at The Peddler Steakhouse.
Announced   January 7, 2013 on The Bates Family Website  (+34 Days)
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Engagement   August 5, 2013  (Monday)
Location   Whitestone Country Inn; Kingston, TN
Details   After a day of activities including lunch and canoeing, a horse and buggy met Chad + Erin, then dropped them off at a gazebo by the lake.  Chad proposed, Erin said yes, and they hugged for the first time.  Chad then treated Erin to a “luxurious” seven–course dinner.
Announced   August 10, 2013 on The Bates Family Website  (+15 Days)
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Wedding   November 2, 2013, Unknown Time  (Saturday)
Location   Second Baptist Church; Clinton, TN
Officiants   Bill Gothard (for Opening Prayer) (Head of IBLP), Gil Bates (for Charge to the Couple) (Erin’s Father), Don Savell (for Vows) (Bates’ “Favorite Preacher”)
MOH   Tori Bates  (Erin’s Sister)
Best Man   Jordan Webster  (Chad’s Friend)
Announced   N/A  (No Formal / Media Announcement)
Featured On   19 Kids & Counting (4–15–14), “Wedding Bells”
Honeymoon   Oak Wood Arms Hotel; Shannon, Ireland / Rental House; Dingle Peninsula, County Kerry, Ireland
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The Quiver—
1st Miscarriage  (c. March 2014)
Pregnancy Announced   N/A  (No Pre–Loss Announcement)
Due Date   October 15, 2014  (Bradley Bates’s Due Date – 1 Week)  (See Also Bringing Up Bates (2–15–15), “Welcome Grandbaby Bates.”)
Date of Loss   c. March 2014  (Duggar Data uses March 1, 2014.)
Loss Announced   March 17, 2014 on Chad + Erin’s Blog
2nd + 3rd Miscarriages  (2014)
After her 1st Miscarriage, Erin miscarried twice more.  (See Bringing Up Bates (1–8–15), “Courtship and Marriage.”  See Also.)  According to Erin’s OB–GYN, Dr. Vick, a clotting disorder—specifically, a deficiency in folic acid plus excess in PAI–1—cased all three losses.  (Id.)  With regard to Miscarriages #2 and #3, very little data is available.  Due dates and loss dates are unknown.
After Dr. Vick diagnosed Erin’s clotting disorder, daily Heparin injections during pregnancy enabled her carry multiple pregnancies to term...
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Charles Stephen “Carson” Paine IV  (b. May 14, 2015)
Pregnancy Announced   January 22, 2015 on Bringing Up Bates (1–22–15), “Training Up Bates”  (143 Days / 20W, 3D Along)
Sex & Name Revealed   March 5, 2015 on Bringing Up Bates (3–5–15), “A Big Bates Thanksgiving”  (See Also) (185 Days / 26W, 3D Along)
Due Date   June 8, 2015
Birthdate & Time   May 14, 2015, 10:10 PM  (25 Days Early)
Weight & Length   6 Pounds; 19 Inches
Birth Announced   May 14, 2015 by People  (Exclusive; +1 Day) (Note—People reported Carson’s DOB as May 15.  This contradicts Erin + Chad and Gil + Kelly Jo, and is clearly an error.)
Birth Details   Erin was hoping to get an epidural, but was unable to do so, due to a precipitous—i.e., extraordinarily fast—labor.  She gave birth <2 Hours after her water broke.  According to Dr. Vick, the intense labor was caused by a placental abruption, and Erin easily could have bled to death if Carson hadn’t arrived so quickly.  (See Bringing Up Bates (8–6–15), “Erin’s Little Miracle.”)
Featured On   Bringing Up Bates (8–6–15), “Erin’s Little Miracle”
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Brooklyn Elise Paine  (b. August 6, 2016)
Pregnancy Announced   February 17, 2016 by She Knows  (Exclusive; 85 Days / 12W, 1D Along)
Sex & Name Revealed   March 10, 2016 by She Knows  (Exclusive; 107 Days / 15W, 2D Along)
Due Date   August 30, 2016
Birthdate & Time   August 6, 2016, 5:42 AM  (24 Days Early)
Weight & Length   6 Pounds, 6 Ounces; Unknown Length
Birth Announced   August 8, 2016 by UpTV  (+2 Days)
Birth Details   Erin expected to be induced; however, her labor seemed to begin spontaneously.  (See Bringing Up Bates (10–27–16), “And Baby Makes Five?”)  She was able to get an epidural, much to her relief.  Erin described it as a “dream birth.”  It’s unclear how long she was in labor. 
Featured On   Bringing Up Bates (10–27–16), “And Baby Makes Five?”
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Everly Hope Paine  (b. March 30, 2018)
Pregnancy Announced   October 17, 2017 by People (Exclusive; 87 Days / 12W, 3D Along)
Sex & Name Revealed   w/ Pregnancy Announcement
Due Date   April 28, 2018
Birthdate & Time   March 30, 2018, 4:12 AM  (31 Days Early)
Weight & Length   5 Pounds, 4 Ounces; 18 Inches
Birth Announced   March 30, 2018 by Us Weekly  (Exclusive; Same Day)
Birth Details   Erin’s labors appears to have begun spontaneously.  (So, no induction.)  Strong contractions began at 9:00 PM on March 29.  Erin gave birth ~7 Hours Later.  She had an epidural again.  (See Bringing Up Bates (8–9–19), “Labor Paines.”)
Featured On   Bringing Up Bates (8–9–18), “Labor Paines”
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Holland Grace Paine  (b. November 26, 2019)
Pregnancy Announced   June 6, 2019 by UpTV  (76 Days / 10W, 6D Along)
Sex & Name Revealed   July 25, 2019 by Hollywood Life  (Exclusive; 125 Days / 17W, 6D Along)
Due Date   December 27, 2019
Birthdate & Time   November 26, 2019, 5:24 AM
Weight & Length   5 Pounds, 5 Ounces; Unknown Length
Birth Announced   November 27, 2019 by People  (Exclusive; +1 Day)
Birth Details   As of April 2020, almost nothing is known about the labor and delivery.  Duggar Data expects that we will learn more if and when it is featured on Bringing Up Bates.  Apparently, there were no dire issues; Holland and Erin went home from the hospital within days of the birth.
Featured On   TBD
... That’s “All The Data” for Erin + Chad!
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bonesandscales · 5 years
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Hannibal Fic Recs
I’ve seen a couple of those floating around lately so I thought I’d do one too. Here are some of my favourite fics in the fandom.
1. Rediscovered Treasures by Nalyra (@allione). Will finds Hannibal's stash "erotica" from around the world. Hannibal of course claims that it's all "art"--very sophisticated and classy--and Will is just like, "that is a woman fucking a squid ffs”. 
(sending a million kisses to allione because this is the fic that made me start writing for this fandom ❤)
2. Omiai by iesika (@iesika). Will acquires a murderous secret admirer, and learns how much easier the habit of violence can be with an enthusiastically willing target. 
A courtship through blood and… other means of influence.
3. Sounders of Three by inameitlater. "The Chesapeake Ripper kills in sounders of three.
"In which Will continues his journey after the events of "We Killed a Dragon Last Night".
4. Ravenous by rageprufrock. Clarice Starling meets Hannibal Lecter armed with a copy of the Buffalo Bill file. 
5. i feel your thumbs press into my skin again by softhan (@strongwillgraham). Autoimmune encephalitis can be a recurring disease,” Hannibal says, as gently as Will has ever heard him.“Oh, god.” Will brings his hands up and covers his face. He takes a moment to just breathe, letting the thought hit him and settle, mind spiraling in a hundred directions. “What are we going to do about that? I can’t very well just check myself into a hospital and say ‘Hi, I have a history of this rare autoimmune disease that a fugitive who looks exactly like me is known for having’, can I?”
Will has a relapse of his encephalitis, but Hannibal and their dogs take good care of him.
6. The Torment of Tantalus by InfiniteCrisis (@crisisoninfintefandoms). Set in Cuba after the fall. Hannibal isn’t touching Will. Will wants to know why, but is afraid to ask.
Sexual and emotional tension and resolution; a comedy of errors told by the ocean and classical mythology.
"Everyone always spoke of the torment of Tantalus; no one ever stopped to consider what it was like for the tree."
7. The Estate by bokunojinsei (@bokuno-jinsei). "Love involves a peculiar unfathomable combination of understanding and misunderstanding."
-Diane Arbus
Chiyoh had shot Will down in the street, his forgiveness falling with a clatter to the pavement. Hannibal, once intent on his belief that only by consuming Will could he be free of him, decides impulsively to try something a little different than what he had planned.
Or: What if Hannibal hadn't tried to eat Will after he drugged him in Florence? What if he'd decided to run away with him instead?
8. Out Of The Depths by TiggyMalvern (@tiggymalvern). After the fall, Hannibal gets away and Will is left behind to deal with Jack, and the wreckage.
9. Physis by Chifuyu (@staticraining). After everything that has happened in Italy, there is still one last obstacle Will Graham has to overcome before he can try and pick up the broken pieces that once were his life: Being a witness at Hannibal Lecter’s trial.
10. The Sun’s Light Failed by  shiphitsthefan (@shiphitsthefan). “I know what you are," Will tells him. "You’re the Ripper. I see you."
A long pause, and then Hannibal very carefully says, “You shouldn’t speak of such things. I dread the thought of you and calamity meeting under inconspicuous circumstance.”
Will steps forward into Hannibal’s space; he eases down to his knees in front of him, but never breaks eye contact, and it doesn’t hurt to look at Hannibal. It’s like looking into a carnival mirror; they’re the same, but different. “That isn’t a denial."
Hannibal takes a deep breath. He reaches out and brushes his fingers along Will’s cheek. His hand is trembling. “Does the lamb come so freely to the slaughter?
11. “NIGHT OF THE RIPPER” by  EvilAdmin. Life finally seems to be on the upswing for 24-year-old Wolf Trap police officer Will Graham when he receives a letter from the FBI Academy informing him that he's been accepted into their program for the upcoming semester. But fate intervenes with a cruel and ironic twist when Will walks into a house and discovers a murder scene, and he recognizes the M.O. as that of the Chesapeake Ripper, a killer who’s been on the FBI’s ten most wanted list for the past two years. But the shock of finding a Ripper murder scene in Wolf Trap is only the beginning as Will soon realizes that the Ripper is still in the house. And so begins a night of terror for Will as he tries to stay one step ahead of one of the most ruthless and cunning killers in the country, while also trying to prove to himself that he's worthy enough to join the ranks of the F.B.I.
A "Hannibalized" version of the book “Intensity” by Dean Koontz.
12. through a glass by amare. He went to sleep in an asylum; he woke up in a reality not his own. Will's either gone down the rabbit hole of his own unstable mind, or he's ended up someplace else entirely. (The non-opaque summary: Will wakes up in a universe where he and Hannibal are dating.)
13. Variation on Persephone by dornfelder (@uniwolfwerecorn). When they speak of Kore, they never talk about how she had, in truth, been Persephone all along.
14. The Thorn of the Rose by AGlassRoseNeverFades (@aglassroseneverfades). "Beware," it is said, "Beware, beware, do not go into the forest at night." Yet go Will must in order to save his best friend Alana after she goes missing in that gloomy, forbidden wood. He finds her in the dungeons of an abandoned castle at the heart of the forest, imprisoned by a fearsome horned beast. A bargain is struck, one life in exchange for another, and Will learns that all is not as it seems in the ruins of Castle Lecter.
A Hannibal retelling of Beauty and the Beast.
15. To Beg by jonnimir (@ethicsbecomeaesthetics). Hannibal blinked, taken aback by the sudden turn of phrase. Then his upper lip curled. “I beg your pardon?”
Will looked phenomenally unconcerned for someone whose tongue Hannibal was idly contemplating serving as an amuse-bouche. If anything he looked satisfied at throwing Hannibal off-balance, a smile playing around his lips. He straightened his back, raised a brow, and said with relish: “Then beg.”
Hannibal finds himself unexpectedly attracted to Will's dominance. Will stumbles upon his submissive streak by accident, and is quick to seize this opportunity.
16. Blood and Feathers and Antlers by  TheSilverQueen (@thesilverqueenlady). When Will was a young fawn, all he ever wanted was to grow up as proud and strong as his idol, the Prince of the Forest, Jack. And then one day he wandered off the path and into the strangest pool he'd ever seen. It was red as those sharp roses whose thorns Will had learned the hard way not to eat and smelled like the metal that he'd seen two-legs leave behind. It takes a few drinks to realize that it's blood. When he jumps back in shock, he ends up bumping into the biggest stag he's ever seen, bigger than Will's father, bigger than even the great Prince of the Forest, with antlers as tall as Will himself and feathers as black as night.
"Hello, little fawn," says the Ravenstag, "what have we here?"
17. Proximity by victorine (@victorineb). Hannibal’s hand is halfway to stroking down Will’s spine before he catches himself. He is achingly hard and the source of his arousal is inches from him, blissfully unaware. Slowly, he draws his hand back and lets it slide downwards, towards the swell of his erection, letting out a hiss as he grazes against the silk that is barely containing it.
This is… rude. Inexcusably so. Were he entirely in control, Hannibal would surely retreat into his mind palace and wait until he was less affected.
But…
Hannibal cannot touch Will as he aches to. So he touches himself instead.
18. Hannibal: Pushing Us Into Self-Destruction by IBegToDreamAndDiffer  (@ibegto-dreamanddiffer). Clarice Starling needs help with a case, so she pays a visit to Will Graham, who's incarcerated in the Baltimore Sate Hospital with his partner.
19. Pattern Break by ThisBeautifulDrowning. Will knew what had happened. He knew exactly how Abigail's ear had gotten into him, who had shoved it down his throat. He also knew that trying to indicate Hannibal as a killer again was futile. Jack seemed to want to believe him, going by the conversation in the BSHCI's visitor hall, but Jack needed something concrete, evidence. Hannibal had eluded capture for so long, he wasn't going to start leaving fingerprints or hairs at his crime scenes now.No, Will was going to deal with Hannibal Lecter on his own terms. The man deserved to reap what he'd so carefully sowed, didn't he? He deserved to experience what he'd coaxed forth from the bottom of Will's soul, to see the result of his machinations.
After his release from the Baltimore State Hospital for the Criminally Insane, Will doesn't return to work for the FBI.
20. Atavism by RubyBakeneko (@rubybakeneko). Will and Hannibal have prolific amounts of sex, but Will refuses to accept tenderness or affection. When Hannibal objects, Will thinks it’s with the aim of controlling him and fostering further dependency. He roleplays as his former self to try and prove his point, steadfastly ignoring his own underlying feelings and motivations. The results are predictably messy. 
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1. When The Wolves Come Out by [ rosemarianthyme ] (1k)
It didn’t matter that Louis would never once pop a knot or that Harry’s slick was always artificial. When Harry was whining desperately against his neck and Louis was growling low in his chest he could only grab Harry’s hips and pant out 'Omega.'
2. Drape Me In Your Warmth by [ fookinglousers ] (2k)
TMH era fic where Harry is an omega whose heat comes a little earlier than expected and really, who is Louis to deny him his knot?
3. The Nearness of You by [ theweightofmywords ] (2k)
Harry and Louis' baby is due any moment. Harry just wants pretty toenails, and Louis just wants to help.
4. freaks from the internet by [ jaerie ] (2k)
Harry sells his breast milk to freaks on the internet. Louis turns out to be one of those freaks. He also happens to be Harry's ex.
5. 'Cause Your Embrace Keeps Me Warmer by [ scribblewrite ] (3k)
Louis and Harry meet for the first time and, being soulmates, Louis's rut and Harry's heat are triggered. 
6. 5 Golden Rules by [ @iflovewereall ] (4k)
Harry thinks surely he hasn't got a chance with Louis, after all he's a gorgeous Alpha and royalty to boot. His salvation comes in the form of an antiquated guide to courtship.
7. taste on my tongue (just can't get enough of you) by [ messyjessy08 ] (4k)
Harry and Louis just had a baby and it's been a while since they've had sex.
8. Willow City by [ blahthelarry ] (4k)
Harry's got a secret. A secret so big that it could end his career before it even starts.
(Or the fic where Harry is an Omega, Louis isn't an Alpha, and Niall just wants someone to fuck.)
9. The World will Open its Arms by [ @lululawrence ] (4k)
Harry scrubbed at the countertop. It wasn’t even dirty, but it was three in the morning and the girl who was supposed to relieve him over an hour ago never showed. He was now on hour ten of his shift and his feet hurt and his back ached and he was trying not to cry, thanks to more fucking judgmental alpha truckers who could smell it on him.
Of course they could. He practically lived at the diner. The entire place reeked of it.
Unbonded pregnant omega.
10. I'd Go Out of My Way To Make Sure That You're Okay by [ littlepinkbow ] (4k)
Harry's embarrassed about going into heat, but Louis decides it's up to him to teach Harry to be more open about what he wants.
11. turn the sky black into a sky blue by [ thispieceofmind ] (5k)
Harry forgets that noses exist. Louis is a badass motherfucker. They bang.
12. Give Me What I'm Begging For by [ @sugarbabyomega ] (5k)
Omega Harry is a professor at a uni. Louis is his alpha mate, whose rut is coming up soon, so Harry has to take a week off from school to be with Louis. He tells his students it's a vacation but they all can tell the truth and tease him about it. Then Louis' rut comes and they both spend a week at home to fuck it out.
13.  Baby, Sweat is Guaranteed by [  sailingships ]  (5k)
Alternatively the one where Harry forgets a few doses of his suppressants and, consequently, goes into an unexpected heat at the Eagles concert whilst fulfilling publicity duties with Kendall Jenner. An entire afternoon of sex ensues and Harry just wants Louis to stay.
14. Too Hot (Hot Damn) by [ louissass ] (5k)
“I’m what?”
“You’re in heat, baby,” He repeats, frowning when he catches the look on Harry’s face. “I thought you realised?”
Or, the one where Harry goes into heat in the middle of a concert but doesn't realise because of the heatwave.
15. From Homeless To Being Loved by [ leonietjeeeee ](5k)
Harry is put on the streets after his parents found out he was an Omega. After years of being on the streets, so broken he wishes that death would come sooner, he meets boyband One Direction. And one member may turn out to be a little more than just a hero to Harry...
16. All these Lights, They can't Blind me by [ harlequinnharry ] (5k)
Harry's a singer song writer omega who doesn't want to mate. It's not until his new Manager Louis Tomlinson, that he reconsiders.
17. A Tentative Peace by [ colourexplosion ] (5k)
“I dunno.” Harry’s not whining, he’s not. He pulls himself free, finally, turns away and busies himself again with the dishes. “I didn’t want it to be weird.”
“It’s not weird,” Louis says, appearing in Harry’s periphery when he leans against the sink. “Biology, innit? You know I’m always here for you.”
It stings. Louis won’t sit and have a conversation with Harry, but sure, he’ll fuck him through a heat like it’s nothing. “It’s a little more than biology,” he mumbles, but Louis either doesn’t hear him (not likely) or flat out ignores him (very likely).
18. Peace So Sweet by [ @shyshyserious ] (5k)
Louis is visiting another pack. On his quest to find the guest room he finds a nesting omega instead.
19. Just Wanna Taste It by [ rosemarianthyme ] (5k)
“It gets you hot, doesn’t it Darling?” Louis asked and Harry whimpered softly. “You like imagining that I’m your alpha?” “Yeah,” Harry nodded, feeling as if he could cry. “You wanna be my omega, Baby?” Harry nodded again. His eyes were prickling with overwhelmed tears. “Want it,” he said, voice thick.
Harry loved being Louis’ baby, his good boy, but sometimes he wanted more. He wanted to be his omega.
A prequel to When The Wolves Come Out
20. your body's telling me don't let go  by [ @thepriestthinksitsthedevil ] (5k)
Louis gets off early from work on his birthday and surprises Harry with dinner and wine. Harry is pleasantly surprised, and even happier with it when he and Louis get up to some amorous activities.
21. How Much My Heart Depends by [ @lululawrence ] (6k)
Louis is an alpha working as a fraud analyst who keeps having Bad Days. Harry is an omega working in Quality Support who shares a cubicle wall with Louis and only wants to help. Maybe this is the perfect chance for them to finally meet face to face.
22. Zero Means Nothing When I'm With You by [ WhiteClifford ] (6k)
Louis doesn't know what he's looking for until he finds it.
Harry just knows he may defy his gender norms, with his height and clumsiness, but that doesn't mean he doesn't want litters of pups running around while he does domestic things all day long.
In other words, boy meets boy and no one can stop pining.
23. Boys Fall Like Dominoes (6k)
Harry slips into an early heat while riding the tube. Naturally, that's when he meets Louis. 
24. to wrap me in paper by [ @juliusschmidt ] (6k)
Louis hasn't been keeping track of his ruts, but, it turns out, Harry has.
25. Between the Shadow and the Soul (6k)
Harry and Louis spend a month apart.
26. I heard this life is overrated, But I hope that it gets better as we go by [ louisnuggets ] (7k) 
"Harry this is not something we're going to argue about. I decided to do it. It's a sure thing." Harry remembered his words. The sure look in Louis eyes, the way he balled his fists, the way he talked. His Alpha voice coming through. Everything. How could he ever forget? It was one of the worst days of his life. After Harry's heat, which included five days of a lot of orgasms and even more cum, Louis and Harry had been laying in bed. Louis' knot slowly loosening in Harry. Harry's back against Louis' chest. Harry was sated and happy until Louis threw the bomb. "Baby I have to leave again. Longer this time. I know you don't like this but this is really important for my career." Some may think, what's so horrible about that? But Harry knew what that meant. It meant Louis would leave. 
27. Put It Into Words (7k)
“It’s a good storm though, our families,” Louis says, flopping down on to the bed and cuddling close to Harry. He tucks his arm around Harry’s waist, kissing his temple. “The Cheshire house is perfect to raise the baby; your mum’s close, and my mum can stay in the guest bedroom when she visits.”
“And until then we have the long weekend to ourselves.”
Or, Harry and Louis go on a babymoon.
28. Looking In The Dark (7k)
This carries on from the same verse of Boys Fall Like Dominoes.
29. This Thing Upon Me (howls like a beast) by [ @sadaveniren ] (8k)
Harry and Louis weren’t meant to be together. They’d met when they were put together through their university’s AO MatchUp, a program that set up alphas and omegas based on the schedules of their ruts and heats so they had someone to help them through it. It was pure luck that they were put together.
30. drunk on rose water by [ brainwaves ] (9k)
It’s the first time in a few years that Harry has a strong desire to risk everything for something he loves.
The last time, it was being a fashion model. This time, it’s Louis.
31. Even Your Honey Dew by [ @horsegirlharry ] (9k)
It probably says something about Harry that he’s so obsessed with another omega’s arse.
32. And I Will Steady Your Hand by [ kiwikero ](9k)
All first year university students who had not yet presented were strongly advised to join the Fire Away meetings, a support group for so-called 'late bloomers.'
They were not, however, advised to fall in love with someone else at the meetings without knowing what they might eventually present as.
33. You Know I'll Be by [ JustAnotherShadow503 ](9k)
Louis Tomlinson, 27, is the personal photographer for well-known model Harry Styles, 21. Louis, an Alpha, has been in love with Harry for years, though the younger man has seemingly not presented yet.
Or, the one where Louis is in love with Harry, tries to be a martyr at his own expense, and is a hopeless romantic.
34. Just Jump by [ jaerie ] (9k)
Finally, after years of suffering alone, the insurance plan at Harry's new job covered omega heat services. As a grown omega adult, it finally felt like the right time to try it out. And, since taking an entire week of heat leave would really put him behind at work, using a service to shorten it seemed like a responsible decision. At least that’s how he rationalized it. He was nervous about his decision but it was too late. The doorbell rang.
“Hi!” The alpha said again and Harry took the hand he offered and shook it firmly. “I’m Louis from Omega Services. It’s nice to meet you.”
35. with his educated eyes (and his head between my thighs) (9k)
"We're...we're not the same," Harry says softly, looking at his hands. "I don't care," Louis replies back, fire and fury in his eyes.
or where Harry is just a little boy in a world full of arseholes, Louis is in way over his head, and destiny is a bunch of shit.
36. All I Needed by [  FallingLikeThis ] (9k)
Harry is the omega captain of the Slytherin quidditch team with a team that won't listen to him. Louis is the alpha captain of the Gryffindor team who doesn't know how to offer help without seeming like a knothead, pushing his opinions on Harry. When he comes up with a rather questionable plan to try and get Harry to ask him for help, they may just both get what they need.
37. you took your toll on me (you got a hold on me) by [ messyjessy08 ] (9k)
Harry and Louis have the weekend to themselves, they make the most of it.
38. I Just Want You to Stay by [ SadaVeniren ] (34k)
“Remember the vet job up in Edinburgh I interviewed for right before your rut?” Louis nodded. “She just called me back. I got the job. I start next year.” Harry let out a shriek as he said the word year and he clapped his hands in delight. “Isn’t that great! Full time vet job! New animals to meet! A new environment!” He settled his eyes back on Louis, who was still standing there in front of him with wide eyes. “Isn’t it great, Lou?”
That seemed to jolt Louis out of his thoughts and he nodded immediately, opening his arms up for Harry to dive into. “Holy shit, yes. Congratulations. Come here,” he wrapped his arms around Harry and cuddled him close, pressing his nose into Harry’s neck. “Holy shit,” he whispered.
aka Louis and Harry have been roommates for four years, comfortable in their routine and their relationship. But all of that is about to change.
39. I Can't Hear You by [ @flamboyantommo ] (9k)
"I’m not supposed to be built this way!" Harry said. "I’m supposed to be shorter than you, and you’re supposed to be stronger than me and-“ “Harry!” Louis tried to interrupt. “And what if I’m not supposed to be an omega? What if my body screwed up somewhere or something? What if I’m not supposed to be your omega?” --- Or, the one where Harry is self-conscious about his body because it's not the 'typical omega body' and Louis shows him why he loves that.
40. Dear Blue by [ TheIfInLife ] (9k)
Harry wasn’t sure what he was expecting to be on the living room table but a stack of papers definitely wasn’t it.
The paper on top was a plain piece of notebook paper, Louis’ scrawl all over it.
41. A Firm Believer and a Warm Receiver by [ @horsegirlharry ] (10k)
a few months ago, Louis had his first heat. It was no big deal, aside from it being awkward and weird and all the other things it was supposed to be. He figured he would present as an omega, so he wasn’t exactly surprised or anything.
But then, last week, Harry had his first heat, too.
42. resolutions and lovers in the kitchen (10k)
harry teaches little kids and louis writes sports articles. they're trying for a baby.
43. Everything I Do (I Do It For You) by [ @harrysspookyshorts ] (10k)
"It's gonna be perfect," Harry whispers, taking Louis' face in both of his hands, nosing close but not yet kissing him. "Always is. You always make everything perfect."
"Good. Whenever your heat finally kicks in, I'll make sure to treat you perfectly too... I'm gonna bond you so hard."
or, Harry's heat is coming up and they've planned to finally bond, so Louis decides to plan a very eventful and loving week leading to said bonding.
44. through the wire by [ @a-writerwrites ] (10k)
“Mate. He’s like. I don’t know how to describe it.” Liam’s voice was on edge, a tremble in it that indicated he was either very nervous or extremely excited; unsure of what to do next. It was probably both.
All Harry could think about was LouisLouisLouis. He needed him so badly his body ached with it. His skin was crawling and his entire body felt explosive, ready to ignite at the slightest touch.
“Ok. Li? This is what you are going to do…” Louis took a deep breath, the intake of air audible through the wire, as he prepared to guide Liam through what was probably going to be the strangest most erotic, and possibly most awkward experience of his life.
45. Make It Work by [ fanshae ] (10k)
Arranged marriage AU. Harry is an omega who has reached the age where he must be married due to his family's income status. Only the aristocratic omegas are exempt. His parents try to hide him but eventually the government gets word and in punishment, gives the omega to a spoiled aristocrat son of a lord, Louis. Louis is more than thrilled to have his own omega and once Harry goes into heat, he explores the boy with fascination and unintentionally impregnates him. This leads to a boy used to living carefree and drinking the day away with other nobles to having to face fatherhood.
46. Our Lips Are Made Of Candy by [ Waking_dreams ] (10k)
“Your knot, please, Louis,” he managed to whine. He needed it, that extra stretch and burn that made him Louis’.
“Fuck,” Louis moaned, and his thrusts became unsteady. “Can’t do it here, baby, Hazza, can’t—“
Or, Harry accidentally missed a few doses of his medicine that controls his heat and starts his heat in the middle of Biology. Oops
47. The Bond That Can't Be Broken by [ louisgrindsonharry ] (10k)
Louis’ an alpha and Harry’s an omega. They never really stood a chance.
48. i'll be hurt from the heat (running from the heat) by [ itiswhatitisbutterfly ] (11k)
It's engrained into him, nothing else matters, protecting Harry at all costs is what pumps his heart and floods his veins. It’s just, he didn't count on the one thing Harry would need protecting from would be himself.
(Harry and Louis are in love, and they are probably soul mates. They just can’t be bond mates because despite the undeniable pull, it's them against the world.)
49. Fill My Heart With Sweetness by [ harryisquirkeh ] (11k)
Harry's a late bloomer, but since his luck is shit, it's no surprise that he'd be the last to get a heat, but the first to get pregnant. In high school.
50. I’ve Always Liked the Fireworks by [ @becomeawendybird ] (12k)
When alphas and omegas reach the age of twenty-one they are required to attend a Proving Day ceremony. Omegas watch as alphas do their best to compete in events, show off their skills, and prove how good a mate they can really be. The whole thing is a bit ridiculous, but Louis Tomlinson has always dreamed of finding his mate. He's got two unsuccessful Sheffield Proving Days under his belt and decides to go for the much more competitive one in Manchester. His goal is to play his best, leave it all out on the pitch, and hope that one of the omegas watching just happens to be his mate.
51. Come In and Change My Life by [ lightswoodmagic (sarah_writes) ] (12k)
He’d had the same neighbours since he’d moved into the building, a lovely, wealthy couple in their late sixties who had always invited him around for tea on Sundays. Martha had dropped off homemade biscuits the day he’d moved in, so Harry figured he may as well repeat the sentiment. He could hear someone getting closer to the door just as a flush ran through his body; oh fuck. His heat was close, too close to be knocking on a potentially unknown alpha’s door, but it was too late. The door swung open, and Harry’s mouth dropped. He’d never been overly interested in football, couldn’t find the fascination in watching men run around after a ball for hours aside from their uniforms, but he knew who this was. Louis Tomlinson, alpha, captain of Manchester United, star in a number of Harry’s heat addled fantasies, was his new next-door neighbour.
Or, Harry and Louis become friends when Harry looks after Louis' cat during away games, until one night at a party changes everything between them. It's just a shame Louis' going to be away for the FIFA World Cup for three months.
52. come on over, we've got something to share by [ jaerie ] (12k)
Even as an unbonded omega with a four year old, Harry had everything he needed. His beautiful son, a nice apartment, money to pay the bills -- oh, and an alpha next door always willing to knot his brains out.
53. Bentley Station, Now Arriving by @londonfoginacup (13k)
Harry Styles, omega. Owns a bakery on a train station in the middle of nowhere.
Niall Horan, meddling friend who wont leave him or his love life alone.
(lack of love life).
There's a ball coming up, and Harry is going to attend. Niall will make certain of that.
54. Christmas, Baby by [ nikogda ] (13k)
His life was going exactly how he’d wanted it. Exactly how he’d planned it. According to his life plan, he would be adopting a puppy in the next year.
Except one little detail. Harry was holding a positive pregnancy test. He was going to have a baby. He blinked a few times He, Harry Styles - husband and omega to Louis Tomlinson - would be carrying a human inside of him.
“How?” Harry asked himself as he shook the plastic stick a few times as if the results would magically turn negative. Or, The one where the exact thing that Harry thinks is derailing his life plan might be exactly what he needs.
55. Next To You by [ @homeofsavannahblue ] (14k)
When Harry Styles won the X-Factor he quickly became the latest pop sensation. When Louis runs into him at a party, he quickly realizes that Harry Styles is nothing like his reputation of womanizing alpha. Turns out, Harry Styles is an omega. And Louis' mate.
A story about love, support and being proud of who you are.
56. Restless Lane by [ lululawrence ] (14k)
Louis had grown used to his boring life back in Mississippi as a stand-in father figure to his siblings. He never expected his childhood friend to show up on his lawn with the heat of summer or that he would remind Louis how much of himself he'd tucked away and neglected. He also never expected to find himself caught up in a tangled web of feelings or secrets that just might break him. Maybe he had never known Harry at all.
57. Prince Harry and the Expert in Motorcycle Maintenance by [ @juliusschmidt ] (16k)
Louis puts the truck back into drive. “I’m going to ask you one more time. Where do you want me to take you?”
“To the Royal Palace.”
“The hospital psych ward, it is, then,” Louis says, though that’s a forty-five minute trip and a lecture on tardiness from his stepfather that, in the end, will definitely not be worth the trouble.
an abo cinderella au in which prince harry rides a motorcycle and louis, a simple mechanic, fixes it.
58. Stars Will Align For Us by [ @2tiedships2 ] (16k)
"The serial monogamist is single," Niall said by way of introduction when he sat down across from Harry in the canteen.
Harry sipped his chocolate milk. "What are you going on about?"
"Your alpha dream boat," Niall said. "That tiny little footie player? I heard from Hannah that he's broken it off with his boyfriend so he’s single and ready to flamingle. Now's the time to make your move."
Harry sipped his chocolate milk harder to keep himself from replying.
Or the one where Harry is an omega at a loss of how to get past his pining and gain the attention of Louis...especially considering the alpha is always in a relationship.
59. and the truth shall set you free (...maybe) by [  jaerie ] (17k)
Betism: A religion based on the belief that the beta gender has been chosen by God to protect and defend the purity and dignity of the human race by resisting and condemning the lustful ways and flawed biology of the alpha and omega
Harry is a Betist and Louis is an alpha who runs with a bad crowd. This is what happens when two worlds collide.
60. I Want You S'more by [ 2tiedships2 ] (17k)
“I think Harry’s like a wanna-be alpha,” Louis stated as he handed over Niall’s nachos.
“What the fuck does that mean?”
“I mean, as the alpha in this, um, possible platonic friendship, I’m supposed to be the one initiating any flirting. In a platonic way. I’m supposed to be the one taking care of the omega and sending off calming pheromones.”
“For argument’s sake, are you living in the eighteenth century? Maybe even nineteenth century?”
“What the fuck are you talking about?”
“Mate, it’s the twenty-first century. Sure, most alphas insist on taking the lead and taking full control over their omega. Like, they’re always wanting to be the one to comfort and take care of the omega. Which is cool and all. But can’t it be the other way around? Or at least compromise?”
Louis shoved a couple nachos in his mouth to avoid responding.
Or the one where the least alpha-y alpha and the least omega-y omega show that secondary genders aren’t set in stone and sometimes it works when you kinda share that.
61. Love will tear us apart by [ notasawrap ] (20k)
"Look, alpha," the green-eyed man starts contemptuously. "I know you're upset and that this sucks, I fucking know.” Harry breathes deeply. "I'm trying to do my best because she hasn’t stopped asking about you since yesterday, but I cannot do much if with everything I say, you're gonna react like a psychopath or whatever. I don't know what you want, Louis!" He alleges frustrated. "And if you just stop acting impulsively -contain your instincts or whatever, we could solve this in a way that benefits all of us, but if you're not willing to do that, the best thing is going to be to forget you even know about this." Harry ends up, turning to leave, but is again stopped by the alpha, his grip much softer this time.
"I want to meet her." Louis recognizes, more calmly. His scent slightly softer than before. It momentarily catches Harry in a spiral, but he drives away the sensation and concentrates on looking at the alpha.
"I know." He says sincere. He had expected it. "So does she."
or Louis and Harry have a past and now it's time to face it.
62. solid as a stone (when everything is gone) by [ louisnights ] (20k)
“Why’d you take me with you?”
Louis startles at the question, the car almost swerving off the road in the process. He holds his breath as he waits for the twins to wake up and start wailing, but they don’t. They keep sleeping on peacefully, covered in the family blanket.
Harry’s looking at him with an unreadable expression.
Louis takes a minute, mulling it over. He answers quietly. “I hate to say it, but as much as we hate each other, I can’t bear to leave you alone to deal with this whole thing all by yourself.” and I wouldn’t be able to bear it if you died, he adds in his mind.
or, it's the zombie apocalypse and Louis is stuck with Harry, with whom he shares a complicated relationship with.
63. hard to confess by [ @hereforlou ] (24k)
One, they only did it without a condom once (and a half) and not during his heat. Never during his heat. Two, he never once forgot to take his birth control (he’s almost sure). Three, his plan is to be married for a year before he even starts trying for a baby, and not only is he very, very single, him and Louis aren’t even sleeping together anymore. Which brings him to reason number four why this can’t be happening: Louis. Louis doesn’t want a baby with Harry.
(Or, the one where Harry knows he messed up and Louis knows nothing.)
64. Stay Close, Hold Steady by [  jaerie ] (26k)
Found on the banks of the Mississippi as an toddler, Harry goes on a quest to find his biological family. Louis tries to be supportive, but maybe he just doesn't want to be left behind.
65. Let’s Embrace The Point Of No Return by [ sweaterpawstyles ] (33k)
Louis was a whole new scale of beautiful, he was richer than Harry could've ever imagined, and he was the most powerful, dominant alpha that Harry had ever come in contact with. The only problem now is that Louis is also Harry's boss.
Louis believed Harry was an alpha, and had no idea about how he had lied about his status just to get an interview with Louis. He was in too deep now and he couldn't look back.
Or
Harry is an omega intern at an all alpha company. Louis is his boss. There's some complications.
66. All These Lights by [  MediaWhore ] (34k)
“People vote for alphas because they’re strong and they’re not only beautiful but also mesmerizing. They make you want to give them all of your attention, make you want to beg for some of theirs back. They’re shiny, oozing sex appeal and a commanding presence, and people always want more and more. Omegas are enticing too for sure, but it’s not the same. It makes people uncomfortable. It doesn’t make them want to root for you.”
the canon fic where Harry is an omega and dreams come with a price.
67. I Sail With You by [ @afangirlfantasy ] (35k)
Against his wishes, Omega Prince Harry Styles is arranged to mate with someone he doesn’t love, much less knows. Though he pleaded to his parents incessantly, they not only refuse to comply but force him to depart on a ship days later. Harry prays for fate to step in, to change what’s to come, however, the answer he is given is not exactly in the form he had hoped.
Enter Will Tommo – deadliest pirate captain of all seven seas.
68. Watch the Sun Coming Up by [ @sadaveniren ] (36k)
As Louis approaches his thirtieth birthday his pack is desperate for him to find a mate.
Harry has always expected one day he may settle down with a nice alpha and they would continue to live in his small hometown.
Together they somehow will make this work.
69. I Think You're Already Home by [ jaerie ] (38k)
Seeing Louis Tomlinson today, it would be hard to guess that he was ever once a member of the world's most famous boyband. These days he doesn't even the leave his own house. The truth is he can't leave his own house. He can't even remember the last time just standing at an open door didn't send him into a debilitating panic attack. But, against his friend's advice, Louis is ready to add meaning to his life again. He's ready to start a family. So what if he doesn't have an omega? There are plenty of surrogacy services just waiting to help the rich and famous become parents. He just has to find the right one for the job.
70. We Got The World Shaking by [ FutureMrsHaroldStyles ] (39k)
Suddenly Louis is taking Harry’s hand in his own and turns to his sister. “I’m taking him to my room. Don’t worry I’m going to take care of him. Now go and enjoy your party, little sis!” And with that Louis leads Harry to the elevator. The thoughts in Harry’s head are going wild but they all come down to Fuck am I really gonna spend my heat with Louis Tomlinson?
Or the one where Harry goes into heat at his best friend Lottie's birthday party and her big brother helps him out.
71. Seeing Blind by [ @sugarbabyomega ] (46k)
Louis finally turns his head in Liam’s direction, knows his face is showing the longing he’s been aching with ever since it took root in his chest. “What the fuck do I do, Liam? He wouldn’t want me like that, but I want-” his voice cracks, and he turns his face back downwards. “What do you do when you’re not perfect for the person who’s perfect for you?”
OR the one where Harry’s an independent omega who likes to have his fun and Louis is the blind alpha that changes Harry’s priorities.
72. I'll Be Here Waiting on Forever by [ sweaterpawstyles ] (46k)
A Romeo and Juliet AU where Louis is an alpha prince who falls in love with Harry, an omega prince from the neighboring kingdom
73. Si Pudiera Volar by [ messofgorgeouschaos ] (68k)
When Harry’s fiancé leaves him for his cousin, he looks the other way for the sake of his happiness. He’ll do anything to forget about him, including joining a monastery. It isn’t until his cousin’s former lover, a pirate, appears that he realizes everything is not as it appears, and an honest pirate might be the only person worthy of his heart.
Or, a fic loosely based on Corazon Salvaje.
74.  A Distant Hazy Light by [ green_feelings ] (76k)
Life’s pretty ordinary for Harry. He lives with his best friend, got into university just like he’s planned, and manages to support himself just fine for an unbonded omega. If he sustains that lifestyle by getting paid to help alphas through their rut every now and then, that’s nothing to be hung up on. Until he’s hired by an alpha that turns everything upside down.
Or, Harry’s working on taking Louis’ walls down, until he builds his own up.
75. Face Your Fears by [ SadaVeniren ] (92k)
Harry is a single father, pretending to be a beta after his alpha mated him and left him. He’s getting by just fine raising the twins when Louis walks into his bakery. Too bad him and Louis will never be a thing.
76. Pretty Please (With Sugar On Top) by [ angelichl ] (113k)
Harry is a sugar baby omega who cons rich alphas for a living. Louis is a rich alpha with too much self-control.
77. Take Me As I Am by [ lovelarry10 ] (117k)
“Suppressant? But… why would I need a suppressant? Alphas don’t take suppressants.”
“You’re right, they don’t.”
****
Secrets. Lies. Deception. Betrayal. Self-discovery.
Alpha. Omega. How far will they go to hide the truth?
78. But Please, Don't Bite by [ @shyshyserious ] (122k)
"Melodic little jingle sounded from a bell hanging over the doorframe and warm indoor air curled heavily around his shivering body for the first time in months. Harry suddenly felt a sting in the corners of his eyes and had to force down a broken sob. Fuck, he was a mess. Such a mess. He had to focus." 
79. sometimes green and sometimes blue by [ itsmiz ] (511k)
Harry's an omega, and Louis is an Alpha. They're best friends growing up together on the outskirts of Washington, D.C., but they've always been a bit more than friends.
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For the Psmith ask game: ALL OF THEM! (If you're up to it, if not I can narrow it down.) For the AU question, what about a musical AU?
1. Favorite Psmith moment
The shoe incident in Mike and Psmith. It’s Psmith at his most trickstery, but it’s also the first time we see him exert himself for someone else’s sake.
2. Favorite Mike moment
When Mike goes to listen to Waller’s speech, and spends the whole time in a terror that Psmith is going to cause some kind of scene--only for him to be the one to start a brawl. 
3. Favorite thing about Psmith
The wit, the confidence, the quirky way with words--and the fact that it’s all hiding a very vulnerable person and a loyal friend.
4. Favorite thing about Mike
The way that he repeatedly sacrifices himself for the sake of others without a thought for the consequences to himself.
5. Favorite secondary character
I love Billy Windsor so much. Psmith’s cowboy journalist guide to the grimy streets of New York. Who else would be both sane enough and weird enough to serve as a kind-of mentor to someone as strange as Psmith?
6. Favorite minor character
I’ve got a soft spot for all the other Sedleigh schoolboys--Stone, Robinson, Jellicoe, even Spiller. (And of course Adair, but he’s more than a minor character). All bit parts with strong personalities.
7. Favorite Mike and Psmith moment
The moment when Mike thanks Psmith for trying to take the fall for him.
8. Favorite Psmith in the City moment
Basically any of Psmith’s confrontations with Bickersdyke.
9. Favorite Psmith, Journalist moment
The scenes where Psmith first comes to New York and he’s following around street-smart cowboy journalist Billy Windsor and realizing just how far out of his depth he is.
10. Favorite Leave It to Psmith moment
When Psmith gives Eve the umbrella. You expect him to give a flowery, manipulative speech, and he doesn’t say a word! That one moment does more than a thousand speeches to prove just how seriously in love he is.
11. Favorite antagonist
Bickersdyke just seems like the platonic ideal of a Psmith antagonist: someone very petty with a lot of power and lots of flaws for Psmith to exploit. Their dynamic is hilarious.
12. A favorite line
'Between ourselves,' confided Psmith, 'I'm dashed if I know what's going to happen to me. I am the thingummy of what's-its-name.'
'You look it,' said Mike, brushing his hair.
'Don't stand there cracking the glass,' said Psmith.
(It’s one of the most real and relatable moments of their friendship.)
13. Favorite book in the series
Probably Leave It to Psmith. Except for the lack of Mike, it’s hard to think of any flaws with it.
14. Least favorite book in the series
It probably has to be Psmith, Journalist because it has the most obvious flaws, but it pains me to list it here because I love the character development and the sheer weirdness of the book when compared to the rest of Wodehouse’s output (a cat-loving gangster! where else are you going to get that?).
15. Any extra scenes you wish the books had included? 
I wish we could have seen the rest of Psmith’s heckling of Bickersdyke, rather than getting an edited summary from Psmith. I wish we could have had some scenes of Psmith at the fish market, because that would have been so weird to see him in that environment. And I wish we’d have had lots more scenes of Mike and Phyllis. To name a few.
16. Is there anything you’d change about any of the books?
I’d let Eve find the necklace in Leave It to Psmith. In Psmith in the City, I’d give Psmith one unequivocal moment of doing something nice for Mike (that didn’t involve blackmailing anyone and couldn’t be interpreted as just another kind of selfishness).
17. Any headcanons about the events/characters in the books?
Most of them come from other people. You know who you are.
18. Any headcanons about what happens after the end of the series?
See here.
19. Any ideas of what a musical AU would look like?
If we’re talking about “the books as a musical”, I suggest we take Leave It to Psmith, the one that best fits Wodehouse’s genre of “musical comedy without the music” and, well, add music. Emsworth gets Winnie-the-Pooh-type pottering songs. Psmith and Eve get a short little love theme about the umbrella in the rain that gets further developed when they actually fall in love. The two gangsters get a very jazzy villain duet. Miss Peavey gets a song that contrasts her sickly sweet poetess side with her gritty, hard-nosed criminal side. Freddie gets a song comparing his life to the movies. Baxter gets sing-talky Frustration Songs. Let’s find a way to give Phyllis and Mike a love song, too (or at least a song talking about their courtship).
But can we also consider...High School Musical AU. Mike, the kid who was forced into drama club to “help with his social anxiety” reluctantly discovers that he likes acting in musicals and is set to be a star in his school’s big production next year when he gets kicked out because of some ill-thought stunt he pulled when trying to help a friend get out of trouble. He goes to a new school and meets Psmith, the Ultimate Drama Kid who got pulled out of his very art-focused school because his grades were failing, and who has decided to sulk by not having anything to do with the drama club at this school. They both try to reinvent themselves by joining the school sports team. This tiny school has a tiny drama department that is being built up by the efforts of Adair, whose years in the drama club have helped him through a lonely childhood and who wants their school to be a source of Great Theater. During the school talent show, one of their friends’ acts has a member fall sick, leading Psmith to step up and show intense dramatic and musical talent and causing Adair to sweep him up for the school musical. Or at least try to. Psmith and Adair both clash because of prima donna tendencies and Psmith hasn’t forgotten some snarky remarks that Adair made about his supposed lack of musical talent. A school prank gone wrong leads suspicion to fall on Psmith and Mike tries to redirect suspicion by confessing to it himself, only for the real culprit to confess at the last minute. There’s some ridiculous Glee-style musical fight between Psmith and Adair, which leads the two to put aside their differences and gain respect for each other as artists. When Psmith learns that his old school had to pull out of a local theater festival because of widespread illness, he manages to put forward Sedleigh to fill the spot in the schedule, and their performance is a wild success that put Sedleigh on the map as a Decent Little Arts Program.
20. A favorite moment of character development? 
I love Psmith learning about the squalor in New York’s slums and resolving to do something about it. And I love Mike’s moment of developing some social tact with Adair.
21. An underrated/easily overlooked moment/scene?
Psmith shows up for the first day of work in the bank, several hours late, and just sits himself down and starts entering numbers in a ledger. In the postage department.
22. What do you like best about the Psmith series? 
I love how different each book is from the rest--makes it very easy to keep track of the books in the series (which can be a bit of a struggle with Wodehouse). I love the groundedness in the real world contrasted with the zaniness of some of the schemes and characters. And of course, I love the Mike and Psmith friendship.
23. Talk about anything you want related to the series
“The cry goes round” is such a wonderful catchphrase. It slays me every time. There are probably more meaningful things I could talk about here but I just wanted to mention that.
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John Bolton Is Out as National Security Adviser
https://www.nytimes.com/2019/09/10/us/politics/john-bolton-national-security-adviser-trump.html
🚨 🚨 Breaking News: President Trump fired John R. Bolton, his third national security adviser, over differing approaches on Iran, North Korea and Afghanistan.
Trump: "I informed John Bolton last night that his services are no longer needed at the White House. I disagreed strongly with many of his suggestions, as did others in the Administration, and therefore........I asked John for his resignation, which was given to me this morning. I thank John very much for his service. I will be naming a new National Security Advisor next week."
Bolton:"I offered to resign last night and President Trump said, "Let's talk about it tomorrow.""
Trump Fires John Bolton as National Security Adviser
By Peter Baker | Published Sept. 10, 2019 Updated 12:18 p.m. ET | New York Times | Posted September 10, 2019 |
WASHINGTON — President Trump fired John R. Bolton, his third national security adviser, on Tuesday amid fundamental disagreements over how to handle major foreign policy challenges like Iran, North Korea and Afghanistan.
Mr. Trump announced the decision on Twitter. “I informed John Bolton last night that his services are no longer needed at the White House. I disagreed strongly with many of his suggestions, as did others in the Administration, and therefore I asked John for his resignation, which was given to me this morning. I thank John very much for his service. I will be naming a new National Security Advisor next week.”
His departure comes as Mr. Trump is pursuing diplomatic openings with two of the United States’ most intractable enemies, efforts that have troubled hard-liners in the administration, like Mr. Bolton, who view North Korea and Iran as profoundly untrustworthy.
The president has continued to court Kim Jong-un, the repressive leader of North Korea, despite Mr. Kim’s refusal to surrender his nuclear program and despite repeated short-range missile tests by the North that have rattled its neighbors. In recent days, Mr. Trump has expressed a willingness to meet with President Hassan Rouhani of Iran under the right circumstances, and even to extend short-term financing to Tehran, although the offer has so far been rebuffed.
To his admirers, Mr. Bolton was supposed to be a check on what they feared would be naïve diplomacy, a cleareyed realist who would keep a president without prior experience in foreign affairs from giving away the store to wily adversaries. But Mr. Trump has long complained privately that Mr. Bolton was too willing to get the United States into another war.
The tension between the men was aggravated in recent months by the president’s decisions to call off a planned airstrike on Iran in retaliation for the downing of an American surveillance drone and to meet with Mr. Kim at the Demilitarized Zone and cross over into North Korea.
Mr. Bolton favored the strike on Iran and publicly criticized recent North Korean missile tests that Mr. Trump brushed off. After the president arranged the DMZ meeting with Mr. Kim via a last-minute Twitter message, Mr. Bolton opted not to accompany him and instead proceeded on a previously scheduled trip to Mongolia.
The rift between the president and his national security adviser owed as much to personality as to policy. The president never warmed to him, a dynamic that is often fatal in this White House. Mr. Bolton also clashed with Secretary of State Mike Pompeo.
At its core, the schism reflected a deep-seated philosophical difference that has characterized the Trump presidency. While given to bellicose language, Mr. Trump came to office deeply skeptical of overseas military adventures and promising negotiations to resolve volatile conflicts. Mr. Bolton, however, has been one of Washington’s most outspoken hawks and unapologetic advocates of American power to defend the country’s interests.
A former under secretary of state and ambassador to the United Nations under President George W. Bush, Mr. Bolton, 70, never fully subscribed to Mr. Trump’s courtship of Mr. Kim and privately expressed frustration that the president was unwilling to take more meaningful action to transform the Middle East in the service of American interests.
Mr. Bolton was hamstrung in his ability to steer Mr. Trump in what he saw as the right direction. He also clashed with officials at the Defense Department. At one point, military officials expressed alarm at Mr. Bolton’s requests for contingency war plans.
While in office, Mr. Bolton sought to minimize his differences with the president in public. After Mr. Trump said he would be open to meeting with Mr. Rouhani and even to extending a line of credit to help Tehran get through its financial difficulties while talks proceeded, Mr. Bolton insisted that did not reflect a concession by the president.
“He’ll meet with anybody to talk,” Mr. Bolton told Radio Free Europe/Radio Liberty. “He is a negotiator. He is a deal maker. But talking with them does not imply — for President Trump, does not imply changing your position.”
Appointed in spring 2018, Mr. Bolton followed Michael T. Flynn — who stepped down as national security adviser after 24 days and later pleaded guilty to lying to the F.B.I. — and his successor, Lt. Gen. H. R. McMaster, who never forged a strong connection with the president and was forced out.
In choosing Mr. Bolton, Mr. Trump appreciated his outspoken performances on Fox News and wanted a contrast to the current and retired generals who were perceived as running his foreign policy team. Mr. Bolton also had the strong backing of Sheldon G. Adelson, the casino magnate and Republican megadonor who is a key supporter of Mr. Trump.
Long before Mr. Trump popularized his “America First” slogan, Mr. Bolton termed himself an “Americanist” who prioritized a cold-eyed view of national interests and sovereignty over what they both saw as a fuzzy-headed fixation on democracy promotion and human rights. They shared a deep skepticism of globalism and multilateralism, a commonality that empowered Mr. Bolton to use his time in the White House to orchestrate the withdrawal of the United States from arms control treaties and other international agreements.
With Mr. Trump’s backing, Mr. Bolton likewise helped enact policies meant to pressure the Communist government in Cuba, reversing some but not all of the measures taken by President Barack Obama in a diplomatic opening to the island. Among other things, the Trump administration imposed limits on travel and remittances to Cuba and opened the door to lawsuits by Americans whose property was seized in the revolution in 1959.
But if Mr. Trump’s original national security team was seen as restraining a mercurial new commander in chief, the president found himself sometimes restraining Mr. Bolton. Behind the scenes, he joked about Mr. Bolton’s penchant for confrontation. “If it was up to John, we’d be in four wars now,” one senior official recalled the president saying.
Mr. Trump also grew disenchanted with Mr. Bolton over the failed effort to push out President Nicolás Maduro of Venezuela. Rather than the easy victory he was led to anticipate, the president has found himself bogged down in a conflict over which he has less influence than he had assumed. The political opposition backed by the White House could not turn Venezuela’s military against Mr. Maduro and has been stuck in a stalemate for months.
The divergence between the two men was on display in May during the president’s first trip this year to Japan. After Mr. Bolton told reporters then that “there is no doubt” that North Korean short-range missile launches violated United Nations resolutions, Mr. Trump dismissed the concern, still eager to preserve his strained relationship with Mr. Kim.
“My people think it could have been a violation, as you know,” the president told reporters. “I view it differently.”
Mr. Trump likewise repudiated an idea of working to overthrow the government of Iran, a goal Mr. Bolton long advanced as a private citizen. “We’re not looking for regime change,” Mr. Trump said. “I just want to make that clear.”
After Iran was accused in June of damaging two tankers with explosives and then shot down the drone, Mr. Bolton favored a demonstration of force. He facilitated a recommendation by the national security team for an airstrike against Iranian radar and other facilities, which Mr. Trump initially accepted only to change his mind at the last minute out of what he said was concern over casualties that would result.
Mr. Bolton’s later absence from Mr. Trump’s trip to the DMZ and hourlong meeting with Mr. Kim seemed conspicuous. Mr. Bolton’s staff said he was only following through on his schedule by going to Mongolia, but right or wrong, it was taken as a sign that he was not fully on board with the president’s diplomatic overture to North Korea.
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FLASHBack: Week 30 - Peanut Butter Jelly Time
On 13 November 2002, the seventh episode of the third season of the NBC comedy-drama show Ed, "The Wedding", featured Jennifer Bradley using the animation to try to cheer the titular Ed (Link should go to the 35:12 mark in that video).
On 20 November 2005, the sixteenth episode of the fourth season of Family Guy, "The Courtship of Stewie's Father", Brian the Dog tries to cheer Peter up by dressing up like the banana and singing the song. Later, in episode sixteen of season nine from 8 May 2011, "The Big Bang Theory", Stewie would use time travel to steal the moment from Brian.
In Fall of 2005, Ka-chew!, (the commericals division of animation studio Klasky Csupo), produced a public service announcement for Nickelodeon, Breakfast Time, modelled on Peanut Butter Jelly Time, but with a dancing plate and cutlery, and an original song sung by DJ Mighty Mi, Albert S and Balinda. This PSA would regularly air at 6am, marking the transition from the Nick-at-Night programming back to their more kid-oriented fare.
In January of 2006, Britney Spears' ex-husband Kevin Federline (savagely mock-interviewed here by Weird Al, the one artist to be featured on First-Class FLASHBack despite never having made a Flash Animation himself), was trying to promote his "Brazilian Ass-Shaker" of a new song, PopoZão. An enterprising YouTuber (whose name has been lost to time as the original video was taken down), discovered that KFed's head bobs worked even better as Peanut Butter Federline.
On 31 Janurary 2007, Sophat Peou attempted to get on American Idol wearing the banana suit and singing the song. He lasted in front of the judges for ten seconds before being dismissed as forgettable.
On 13 Descember 2009, the band Weezer released a music video for their song Pork and Beans. A celebration of dozens of internet memes, Peanut Butter Jelly time would end up referenced three times in the video. First the Banana appears as a logo on a t-shirt at the 50 second mark, then at 2:43, the Banana is revealed to be one of the masked ninjas attacking Afro Ninja, and finally at the 2:58 mark, the "IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!!!" caption from the original animation shows up.
In the World of Warcraft MMORPG, the dance for Male Tauren characters is based off of the Peanut Butter Jelly Time Banana, with some Noodle Dance and Raise the Roof thrown in for good measure. This same animation would be reused for the Draenei subrace, the Broken.
That's all for this week. Next week: Mid-Month Madness.
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Hi, just wanted to let u know that ur 12 ways to woo a Minyard is one of my to go comfort fics. LOVED the character relationships n all the foxes-being-foxes moments n it was just AMAZING.
Can I ask when will we able to read the 12 Day Program for Courtship? Have a nice day <3
Aww, thank you @shadowhuntingdemigod!!! That is so sweet of you to say!! 🥰 And I'm so glad that you enjoyed it!! It's honestly one of my fave fics, where I just basically was like "exactly how much ridiculousness and dumbassery can I stuff into one story without going completely out of character"? LOL.
And then - UGH. I so meant to have this guy done and out the door in the first half of 2022. Clearly isn't going to happen....BUT that doesn't mean I don't have anything done...😏🤭
So since you asked so nicely, please find an exclusive sneak preview of the 12 Day Program for Courtship below! (And I hope you have a wonderful day as well!!💖)
“Why are we having an emergency team meeting?” Neil furrows his brow. 
“Great question.  Ask Kevin,” Laila sighs, pulling up a chair and sitting down in it. 
“It’s about Aaron,” Kevin repeats as he plugs in the TV and sticks a USB drive in it.
As predicted, Andrew’s head snaps up.  “What about Aaron?” he asks sharply. 
Beside him, Neil tenses. 
“Glad you asked,” Kevin turns to the room, clicker in hand.  “I’ve called you all here to this meeting-”
“Unofficially,” Dan grumbles. 
“Eh.  I’ll sanction it,” Jeremy shrugs. 
Dan pins him with a look.  “Blatant favoritism, Knox.”
“Yeah, I know,” Jeremy grins back at her, unashamed. 
“-so that we could discuss something that’s come up with Aaron,” Kevin glares at the two of them.  “Something that affects our team as a whole.”
“Oh no!  What’s happened to my poor baby cousin?” Nicky says, clutching the cheese puff container closer to his chest before he looks around.  “Wait – where is my poor baby cousin?”
“He’s got a study date tonight,” Kevin answers. 
“Ah, like a date-date?” Matt grins.  “Or your kind of date?”
Kevin glares at him.  “He’s at the library with his study group.”
“A whole group, huh?  Didn’t realize Aaron was so kinky,” Nicky wiggles his eyebrows. 
Then he yelps when Andrew leans forward and flicks him in the ear. 
Neil smirks.
“Oh, come on!  Like you guys weren’t thinking the same thing!” Nicky tells them, frowning and rubbing his ear.
Kevin rubs his forehead and sighs heavily.  Then he presses a button on the clicker, and the first slide of a PowerPoint shows up. 
Aaron Minyard & the Threat to the PSU Lacrosse Team. 
“Oh my god, there’s a slideshow,” Allison cringes.
“Aw man, I hate lectures,” Seth groans, head falling back. 
Laila drops her head into her hands.  “I…have a feeling I know what’s coming.”
“You think?” Jean grumbles in French.
“Hm,” Renee says, looking at the screen warily.
“Ah, come on, guys!” Matt says.  “Let the man speak.”  He grins over at Renee.  “I mean, it can’t be worse than what happened with Andrew and Neil, right?”
~
“Oh my god,” Matt blinks at the screen.  “It’s worse than Andrew and Neil.”
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Kellie Pickler, Wes Brown to reunite in this summer's 'Wedding at Graceland' on Hallmark
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Silver bells will give way to wedding bells when the Hallmark Channel in just a few months airs "Wedding at Graceland," the inevitable sequel to the cable television network's recent ratings smash, "Christmas at Graceland," Hallmark officials confirmed Monday.
To be filmed in Memphis in April on a production schedule even more whirlwind than the featured couple's courtship, "Wedding at Graceland" will reunite stars Kellie Pickler and Wes Brown as Laurel and Clay, the former Memphis sweethearts who rekindled their romance during "Christmas at Graceland."
Expect the nuptials to take place in the Graceland Wedding Chapel in the Woods, which opened during Elvis Week last year on the grounds of the Elvis Presley mansion.
The honeymoon will continue (at least for fans of Hallmark romance and for Memphis film crew workers in need of a job) when Pickler returns in a third Elvis-inspired Hallmark movie set for December. That film does not yet have a title, according to Pam Slay, Hallmark's senior vice president for network program publicity.
The third movie will be shot later in the year, and not back-to-back with the "Wedding" film, Slay said. Shooting on the second film likely will occur in July, on more or less the same schedule as "Christmas at Graceland" in 2018.
“Wedding at Graceland" will be the centerpiece of what Slay calls the Hallmark Channel's "'June Weddings' franchise." This "franchise" is an attempt to build a slate of original summer movies to match the appeal of the network's "Countdown to Christmas," an eight-week ratings juggernaut of romantic wish-fulfillment that now makes Hallmark the top network in December.
Shot in July in Memphis (with fake snow on the ground and actors in winter coats sweltering in the 90-plus-degree heat), "Christmas at Graceland" was the No. 1 Hallmark movie of the past year and the fourth highest-rated film in the channel's history.
"Hallmark came with an idea, and obviously it has blossomed into an extremely successful pairing and spectacular ratings," said Elvis Presley Enterprisese CEO Jack Soden, a Graceland fixture since Elvis' mansion was opened to the public in 1982. "You take Hallmark's large and dedicated audience and you take the Elvis fan world, and you have a match made in heaven."
To coordinate the two new movies, Hallmark will retain production offices in Memphis from March through July and possibly into the early fall. Some shooting for the productions could take place on sets erected inside the 20,000-square-foot Graceland Soundstage, the relatively new performance venue that — as its name indicates — was designed in hopes that one day it could serve double duty as a film location.
Re-purposing space on the Graceland campus for film and television production fits into the ambitious plans of Graceland overseer Joel Weinshanker, managing partner for Graceland Holdings LLC, the company that is the majority owner of Elvis Presley Enterprises. "The master plan is for two or three or even four buildings that would be suitable for production," Soden said.
Source: https://www.usatoday.com/story/life/tv/2019/02/12/christmas-graceland-sequel-wedding-kellie-pickler/2845216002/
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Merlin Writer Month: Round up
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Hello Merlin fans! We hope you’ve all had a fabulous week and that you found new authors to enjoy. 
We wanted to let you know that we’ll be posting a compilation of all your recommendations every sunday so, please, if you uploaded something remember to use the hashtag: #MerlinWritterMonth2018; so that we may include what you shared. 
This post will always be divided by the pairing that is the focus of the fic, if it is not tagged under one, then it will go under a General category that  will be at the end. Also, all fics will be found after the cut, because this is a long post and we don’t want to clog yout timeline.
With all of that out of the way, enjoy!
Arthur/Merlin
1. If Merlin’s Into It, by Remianly Length: 660 words Summary: Arthur realizes he’s in love with Merlin and wishes to convey his feelings. He asks Gwaine for advice to help him in writing a love song.
2. The Witchfinder by StoriwrYNos Lenght: 4,669 Summary: When a witchfinder comes to Camelot looking for the person responsible for the magic witnessed there he quickly settles on Merlin as the perpetrator. Will Arthur be able to come up with a plan to save Merlin in time, and will he even want to if he knows what Merlin really is?
3. Em-bare-assing by alienvomplanetenwooh Lenght: 1,589 Summary: Letting down your pants in public can lead to unexpected outcomes.
4. A More Comfortable Place to Sleep by JimJamDavis Word Count: 912 Summary: On the floor in front of the fireplace he could see the tasseled edge of one of his cushions, where it had no place being. The misplaced cushion wasn’t what had stopped him however, but the curl of delicate fingers loosely grasping it.Apparently the room wasn’t quite as empty as he’d thought. Merlin falls asleep on the floor, and Arthur makes him more comfortable.
5. Dead And Breakfast by yourrockyspine Lenght: 4,345 Summary: After his Mum’s demise, Merlin kept her beautifully-maintained B&B up and running.And though he mostly loves having his mother’s ghost nearby, it’s some of the other deceased residents that make it exceedingly hard to please his (living) clients.[This was originally going to be a Happy Merloween chapter, but it’s just too silly and whimsical. No scary here, just utter madness. And a spot of smut and romance.]
6. My Major is Pre-Sorcery by princepratness Lenght: 5,843 Summary: Merlin’s in the pre-sorcery department and Arthur’s in the Prince program. The last thing Arthur expected is for them to ever get along. However, they do. In fact, they get along so damn well that Arthur’s stuck wondering how he never noticed when the insults became kisses instead.
7. Modern Merlin AU by V_L_G_4200 Summary: Inspired by tumblr posts by ‘katiemcgrath’“Almost got arrested.” Lenght: 6,494 “What?? Why?” “Punched the Prince of Wales.” “Was he angry?” “I don’t know. Gave me his number.” “You going to call him?” “Nah, gonna post it on Twitter.”
8. all the best it could be (just you and i) by pynk (pinkjook) Lenght: 7,860  Summary: Arthur’s never been much for pining, but he’s never been much for lying, either. Not even to himself.
9. Between the shadow and the soul by fireatwill52 Lenght: 29,333  Summary: Arthur meets Merlin at a wedding and falls head over heels. About an hour later his fiancee Vivian talks Merlin into being their wedding planner. Arthur thinks this is fantastic, because he gets to spend more time with Merlin… if only there wasn’t going to be a wedding that married him to someone else at the end of it.
10. of blowjobs and candy rings by coffeeandparchment Lenght: 6,221  Summary: "No.“ "What? I didn’t even say anything yet.” “You didn’t have to. It’s all in your beady little eyes. You want me to give you a piggyback to the club.” Arthur said. “My feet hurt,” Merlin said, as if that was a good enough reason for a piggy back. At Arthur’s silence, Merlin pouted. Gods, maybe he was a little more than tipsy. Arthur slowed down as Merlin walked past. “What are you doing now? For someone who is all about doing these quickly you sure ar—” Merlin cut off as he turned to see Arthur stopped and crouching down. "What are you doing?” Arthur huffed in annoyance. “What does it look like, Merlin? Are you going to get on or just leave me crouching here like an idiot all night?”
11. If You’re Still Breathing You’re The Lucky Ones by Withstarryeyes Lenght: 1,722 Summary: But the concern wasn’t the fact that his eyes itched, but what that meant. Ever since Merlin was a child he’d get random fevers at least once or twice a year. They’d stay for a day or two but they always spiked during the night, leaving him delirious and shaking under blankets. He would wake up with itchy eyes, then at midnight he’d have a 105-degree fever and his mother would have to tend to him all night to make sure didn’t die or boil alive. But tonight, Arthur was going on a hunting trip with the knights and Merlin had to tag along to cook and clean and polish armor and his eyes itched.
12. Carry On, Calm or Not by yourrockyspine Lenght: 14,765 Summary: After an inadvertent attempt on his life, 17-year-old Merlin finds himself stuck in the Camelot Ward for Troubled Adolescents. Forced to work through his feelings of helplessness, Merlin develops a new lease on life and learns to find happiness in the strangest of corners.
13. You Can Be King Again by asuralucier Lenght: 14,886  Summary: Victorianesque — Arthur Pendragon, Marquess of Harington flees to his (father’s) country estate for a well-deserved summer holiday. He has his hands full with Merlin, the surly stable boy and Arthur is also pretty sure there’s a ghost haunting his father’s house.
14. The Vacation by Mina264 Lenght: 5,718  Summary: Merlin needs a vacation from Camelot and Arthur tags along. They make some realizations during this vacation that will change their lives forever.
15. Fractured Magic by LunaCanisLupus_22 Lenght: 141,847 Summary: “Oi!” Merlin shouts. “People are trying to study in here. Piss off somewhere else!” “What did you say, spellbegger?” he calls back, tone arrogant and haughty like just about every other Knight on Campus. “Come down here and say that to my face.” Or the Sky High AU where Knights and Magic Users attend University to learn how to fight evil magic and Merlin and Arthur do not get along. Until they do.
16. Knights on the case by TheGameIsOn_Geronimo Lenght: 3,707 Summary: The knights decide that they just can’t deal with all the pining and sexual frustration that comes from being near Merlin and Arthur, so they decide to take matters into their own hands. As (probably) expected: chaos ensues.
17. The Jealous King by guessimaclotpole Lenght: 2,057 Summary: “How about jealous Arthur when he finds out there are loads of other knights and servants who have crushes on Merlin (who sometimes flirts back) and he loses his shit when one starts to court him and is just like “no” and kisses him up against the wall and afterwards Merlin is just like “it’s about fuckin time” mm yeah that’s some good shit right there”
18. inhiare ardens by mishcollin Lenght: 9,616 Summary: Merlin starts a courtship, and Arthur’s fine with it. Completely fine with it. In which Arthur discovers that he’s not fine with it, and some other things about himself.
Gwaine/Merlin
1. For the Love of All Who Gather by  Nebula5030 Lenght: 92,053 Summary: Merlin hadn’t wanted Arthur to discover his magic like that: with Merlin performing a spell in the woods and Arthur simply stumbling across him. But with wounds both old and new festering within him, Arthur believes he has no choice- and banishes his dearest friend. Forced from Camelot, Merlin and Gwaine find themselves living amongst Druids, and Merlin discovers he has the chance to learn more about his magic, his heritage, and the prophecy that binds him and Arthur together. But with tensions stirring both near and abroad, past lies come to light, and everyone finds that not everything is truly as it seems.
2. My Dearest Merlin by Nebula5030 Lenght: 2,305 Summary: A week after the Battle of Camlann, Merlin receives a letter.
3. Private Moments by Nebula5030 Lenght: 758 Summary: With Gwaine’s body against his, the mattress to his back, and Gwaine kissing him slowly and deeply, Merlin found himself wondering why they didn’t do this more often. Why they always waited before taking time to do this. Merlin’s hand began to slide up under Gwaine’s shirt- “Merlin?” Gaius’s voice came through the door. Merlin and Gwaine both froze, their heads snapping to the door. Oh. That was why.
4. Obelus: Doubt The Tale by Lion_owl Lenght: 2,427 Summary: Gwaine's got back to Camelot and Gaius is safe; now, he's worried about what's become of Merlin. But soon they're reunited and they talk everything out.
Arthur/Gwen
1. got to be (something bigger than me) by CyberQueens Lenght: 30,620 Summary:  A thousand and a half years (or thereabouts) after Camlann, Gwen finds two strange men at her door. Written for roundtablemanagers' Round Table Minutes March 2016 prompt 'Once and Futures'.
2. Baby this is it by sadpendragon Lenght: 342 Summary: It had given Arthur a certain joy to tease Guinevere about the words she had told him during his illness. But it had also made him think.
3. Knights & Merlin (+ Gwen) by tymedfire * Lenght: 9,171 Summary: This is a collection of unconnected fics, with each fic focusing on the relationship between Merlin and a Knight of the Round Table, with a bonus addition of Gwen. There will be fluff and angst, though mostly angst, but who knows. There WILL be fluff, though, I promise you that.
* We decided to put this one here because even though most of the fics in this series are not tagged to go with a certain ship, one of them has Arthur/Gwen as the tagged pairing.
Gwen/Merlin
1. Kiss me when I’m down by sadpendragon Lenght: 937 Summary:  We were each other’s first after all.
Merlin/Morgana
1. Any Other Name by RemixConstellation Lenght: 1,024 Summary:  She fits him, like nothing else he has ever worn. Nothing he will ever wear again. There’s a bounty on their heads. One they cannot out run. One that flows in their veins and lights up their eyes. Sometimes, in the glow of the fire, he wonders what crime it is to just be born. How could a king with magic under his sign, put a sword through a sister’s chest for the magic under her skin?
Arthur/Leon
1. A Poetic Affair by sadpendragon Lenght: 732 Summary:  Leon knew what poetry meant, and Leon wasn’t so sure he was amused by it anymore.
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Experienced International Syndicate with a demonstrated history of working in:
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Professional with a Bachelor's degree (B.A.) focused in Accounting and Finance from California State University.
ExperienceVP International Trade, Eurasian African Markets House of Robertovich Jan 2019 Key Activities: ✔# Syndicate of International Markets ✔# “Successfully Negotiated” Trade Deal with Fiscally Responsible Banks for 50 Tons AU (2021) ✔# “Drafted” Autobiography (2020-2021) ✔# “Successfully Negotiated” Treaty with 2 separate Foreign Governments (2020) ✔# “Successfully Developed” Trade Partners Network for Africa, Europe and Fiscally Responsible Countries (2017-2021) ✔# “Created” Master Plan for Village System; Stage 4 of Development (2019-2020) ✔# “Successfully Created” Master Plan for International Trade of Wedding Industry in Areas of Fashion (2019) ✔# “Development” of Language Immersion Program for Children’s Summer Camp (2019) ✔# “Established” New Sales Department for Hotel in the Carpathians (2019) ✔# “New Channel” Established for goods to be sold at Christmas Markets in Vienna. (2019) ✔# “Negotiated” New Contract for Wellness and Fitness Center to be built in Tourist Region of The Carpathians. (2019)
Syndicate
House of Robertovich Feb 2016
Key Results: ✔# "Developed Trade Treaty" with several International Countries for Trade Exports. ✔# Sales Goals of $40.5 Million "Accomplished" (Trade Exports Hong Kong 2016-2019) ✔# Archaeology Dig Site “Located” in eastern Europe, Efforts coordinated and in process of Recruiting Volunteers and Historians (2019) ✔# New Business Contracts "Negotiated" Across Eurasia (2017-2019) ✔# Trade Routes "Created" in Eurasia for Turkish Markets in Vienna (2018-2019) ✔# Traveled 20+ Countries of Eurasia and Africa (2016-2020) ✔# Art Catalog of Heorhiy Narbut "Created" (Ukrainian graphic designer of the 20th century) (2018) ✔# "Located" 15th Century Masters Collections of Rare Art Pieces, Private Collection (2018) (Benson and Rubens) (2018) ✔# Volunteer Coordinator for Ukrainian summer camps (2018-2019) ✔# “Strategic” Banking Adviser to Chinese Businessmen (2016-2019) ✔# Team Conflict Negotiation "Obtained" ✔# "Contacted and Negotiated" Helen Fisher, Biological Anthropologist (HelenFisher.com) New York Times Best Seller Author, Offered to translate her works into Ukraine and Russian languages, she agreed, after phone meeting with her and her marketing department, she agreed after the market research is completed. (2016) ✔# "Inspired" Amateur Film Director to film his first "Chase Scene on 15 Wagon Train in Live Action" (2019) ✔# "Created" and "Organized" Recipe Book using 100 basic ingredients found in every culture on earth. (2019-2020) ✔# "Created" 90 Days of Courtship Game; based on the 5 love languages and the 4 Loves based on CS Lewis Book "The Four Loves"
Business Development Manager
Warm Ocean Partners Jan 2013
Key results:
✔# Increased Major Product Line Sales over 200% ✔# Sales management training ✔# Corporate Compliance for Registered CompaniesProfessional FreelancerProfessional Freelancer Jan 2003 - Aug 2015 (12 years 8 months) Key results: ✔# Provided management accounting reports ✔# CFO services to a closely controlled group of business clients. ✔# Improved Cash Flow Systems and reduced overhead ✔# Analytical studies of business performance ✔# Retail Tax Services Division
Staff Accountant
Private Accounting Firm Jan 2002
✔# Learned taxes and accounting in real-life accounting for businesses and individuals.
Finance ManagerSherwin-Williams Apr 2001 - Dec 2001 (9 months)
Accounting Clerk, Bookkeeper Apr 1999 Performed A/P A/R functions for manufacturer, including purchase order entry and inventory accounting. Processed monthly accruals; prepared checks, production documentation and schedules; and reconciled bank statements.Key results: # Delivered cost savings by initiating expense analysis of developing new systems to process workloads and decrease labor costs# Introduced business process improvements that enhanced A/P functions, established common vendor files, eliminated duplication and reduced monthly processing time by 20%.InternSalomon Smith Barney Holdings Inc. (NYSE: SB) Dec 1998 - Apr 1999 (5 months) Intern to Financial Advisor
EducationCalifornia State University
Bachelor's degree (B.A.), Accounting and Finance 1999 - 2000 Key Activities: ✔# Business Club✔# Work on team that created community event to teach online trading ✔# Financial Management Association
Brigham Young University - Idaho
Associate of Arts (A.A.), Business Administration and Management, General 1997 - 1998 Rexburg Idaho USA ✔# Sigma Gamma Chi Fraternity✔# Business Club ✔# Started a Business on Campus ✔# First student to Spam the entire Student Body for a Party invite email. ✔# Hacked into the the AS400 Computer on Campus and demonstrated to administrators.📷 📷 📷
SkillsInternational Business Development • International Logistics • International Negotiations • Crisis Management • Travel • Travel Management • Business Travel • Travel Planning • Adventure Travel• Account Management
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duggardata · 6 years
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Can you explain again how the presicator calculate when Jana is suppose to star a courtship? Thx
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How Does The Predictor Predict Courtship Start Dates?
Whenever a Duggar or Bates begins courting, my spreadsheet calculates their exact age, as of the ‘courtposal.’  This is their Age At Courtship (CS).  (Note—Some couples’ courtposal date is unknown and can’t be reasonably estimated.  If that’s the case, their Age At CS is input as “?,” and doesn’t factor into overall Duggar or Bates Average Ages At CS.)  Then, my spreadsheets calculate clan– and sex–specific (Duggar Female, Bates Male, etc.) Average Ages at CS, which ultimately drive the Predictor.  Finally, my spreadsheets calculates the Standard Deviation (SD) of those Ages At CS—i.e., how much same–sex siblings’ Ages at CS varied—which comes into play if a Duggar or Bates is ever ‘late’ to court.
FYI, here’s the current Average Age At Courtship data—
Duggar Females   20.45 Years  (Average)   |   ±1.76 Years  (SD)       
Duggar Males   22.73 Years  (Average)   |   ±3.68 Years  (SD)   
Bates Females   20.42 Years  (Average)   |   ±1.89 Years  (SD)   
Bates Males   23.51 Years  (Average)   |   ±1.47 Years  (SD)   
Initially, the Predictor assumes all Duggars and Bateses will start courting right at the Duggar– or Bates–Average Age At CS for same–sex siblings.  (Note—It’s based on all siblings, Born–In and In–Law.)  If a Duggar or Bates fails to start a CS by that age, they’re officially ‘late’ to court, and the Predictor has to adjust.  Currently, the Predictor is programmed to add 1 Standard Deviation (SD) to an overdue Duggar or Bates’s initial ‘due date,’ if they’re late to court.  Then, if the new ‘due date’ passes with no CS, it’ll ‘reschedule’ it 2 SDs out, then 3, then 4, etc.  As I explained here and here, I chose to program the Predictor this way—rather than, say, rescheduling ‘late’ CSs for 1 Day Later, then 2 Days Later, etc.—so that its guesses will be relatively stable.  (Not much use in a Predictor that changes its mind literally every single day!)
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Okay…  Y’all might be lost, so let’s use Jana as an example:  As of today, June 12, 2018, Jana Duggar is 28.41 Years old.  Per the list above, a typical Duggar Female begins courting at Age 20.45.  Jana is 28.41 – 20.45 = 7.97 Years past that.  Dividing by the SD (1.76 Years), we find that she’s 7.97 / 1.76 = 4.53 SDs past her initial ‘due date’ to court (the Duggar Female Average Age at CS).  As such, the Predictor will set her new ‘due date’ at the next full SD.  In this case, that’s 5 SDs, since she’s >4 SDs overdue.  Thus, the Predictor currently thinks Jana will begin courting at—
Age 20.45 (First ‘Due Date’ / Duggar Female Ave.)
+ 5 (# of SDs) * 1.76 Years (Length of Each SD)
=  Age 29.24  
Jana will reach that age on April 8, 2019, so that’s her next ‘due date’ to court.
Thanks for the Ask, and I hope this makes sense!  Let me know if it doesn’t. 
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orbemnews · 3 years
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How Does That Song Go? This Bird Couldn’t Say. Everyone else seems to know the song, except you. Humans who sing karaoke know the feeling. So do birds, apparently, and it’s a big problem for one avian species in Australia. As the population of the critically endangered regent honeyeater plummeted over the years, some young birds could no longer find older ones to teach them to sing, a new study reports. As a result, the birds have failed to learn the songs they need for courtship and other evolutionary business. They try to compensate by mimicking songs from other types of birds. But because female regent honeyeaters aren’t easily moved by unfamiliar melodies, the courtship ritual is doomed to fail. “We find that some males, if they’re not paired, just spend all their day singing, looking for a mate,” said Ross Crates, the paper’s lead author and a postdoctoral fellow at the Australian National University in Canberra. A failed tryst or two wouldn’t be a reproductive problem for a healthy population. But for a species with an estimated 200 to 400 members spread across an area of southeastern Australia that is larger than the United Kingdom, the loss of singing culture may be what the researchers called a “precursor to extinction.” The study was published on Wednesday in the academic journal Proceedings of the Royal Society B. It analyzed sightings of wild regent honeyeaters from July 2015 to December 2019, and field recordings of them from the 1980s to the present. The researchers found that 12 percent of male regent honeyeaters in the study failed to learn any songs specific to their own species. Straying from the “regional cultural norm” was associated with reduced reproductive success, and learning to sing other birds’ tunes did not help. “It’s an exquisite piece of work that tells a terrible story,” David Watson, a professor of ecology at Charles Sturt University in Australia who was not involved in the research, said of the new study. “It is carefully conducted science, reasonable and evidence-based inferences that, in a few short pages, describe what the extinction of a species sounds like,” Professor Watson said in an email. “It doesn’t happen with a bang but with a slow drawn-out whimper.” The findings underscore the importance of considering animals’ cultural diversity in conservation studies, said Kristina Paxton, a postdoctoral researcher at the University of Hawaii at Hilo who has studied the songs of Hawaiian forest birds and was not involved in the Australia research. “This study adds to a growing understanding that in many animals, like humans, the loss of cultural identity can have far-ranging effects on their ability to persist,” she added. Regent honeyeaters are a social species that once traveled in large flocks, feeding in flowering eucalyptus and mistletoe trees across an area in Australia from roughly Melbourne to Brisbane. They sing to each other not only for mating, but to mark territory and relay tips on where to find food. But as temperate woodlands across Australia were cleared in recent decades, the population fell — from about 1,500 birds in the late 1980s to about a fifth that many more than two decades later, according to government data. The species also began to lose turf battles with competitors like the noisy miner, a fellow honeyeater known for its aggressive behavior. A century ago, “there were lots of regent honeyeaters to stand up to the noisy miners,” said Mick Roderick, a program manager at the advocacy group Birdlife Australia. “But now, because there’s literally just a pair here and a pair here — they are so rare — they’re just sitting ducks.” A male regent honeyeater typically makes a “warbly noise” similar to that of a small turkey, and claps its beak while it sings, Mr. Crates said. But when young males can’t find mentors to learn from, they try to mimic the songs of other species instead, including one that sounds “metallic” and another that recalls a repetitive whistle. Mr. Crates said a useful human analogy would be the Indigenous societies in Australia and the United States whose languages have been lost after populations grew too sparse to sustain them. “It’s nice to be able to speak two languages,” he said, “but if it comes at the expense of speaking your first language and you can’t associate with your friends and family — or anyone you kind of want to maybe date — it comes at a cost.” Source link Orbem News #Bird #couldnt #song
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