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mrstsung · 2 years

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Some self indulgent self ship asks with shang tsung.

Cw: maybe has some nsfw content. So be warned. Not much tho. Its pretty tame for the most part.

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1. Who most initiates PDA?: i wanna say me. But shang could too. But i think more likely me.

2. Any sleep habits either had to get used to?: well i need some whitenoise or something to help me sleep. Shang sometimes had small green glowing butterflies float around our shared bed chamber to help me sleep. They made a slight hum that was soothing. Shang likes to read and have tea before bed.

3. Hot and Steamy or Soft and Tender?: both

4. How did they first meet?: well i hc i washed up on his beach. How. Im not sure.

5. What is their love language?: shang's is gift giving,physical touch,and acts of service. Quality time too but it's not nessicary because we both understand we busy. Words of affirmation is something he does but it's less of doing and more of the way he does it and how. Mine is gift giving and acts of service. But also words of affirmation. I need reassurance overall.

6. When did they realize they loved each other?: well it was during our training,for 3 yrs i trained hard and ruthlessly under him,he grew to admire my determination and hee hee soul. But he stated his love to me verbally after he gained his freedom back. And some of his vitality too.

7. Who is more sentimental?: me but shang is too.

8. What’s one way their personalities compliment one another?: we both value luxury and comfort. We both are stubborn af. We both are romantic af.

9. How are their personalities different?: there is the obvious difference. But i feel shang definitely has more wisdom than me.

10. What are some non-sexual activities they do together?: admire and walk in the gardens,read together,poetry,talk about history of things. Enjoy each other's company. I'll be crafting or making something and shang likes to watch me.

11. Which member is more physically affectionate?: me. Not that shang can't be cuddly. But I'm more so than him.

12. Which member is more verbally affectionate?: shang is.

13. Which member steals borrows the other ones clothing?: lol. Me. Shang actually likes me wearing his jacket.

14. Are they an introverted couple or an extroverted one—AKA would they prefer to go out to a party or event together or would they rather stay in?: well we do both. But I'd rather stay in with shang. Tho sometimes we have to attend parties,balls,gatherings,tournaments,etc.

15. Who is more likely to make an impulsive decision and who is the voice of reason?: depends on the situation.

16. Who stays up way too late and who tries to drag them to bed?: both of us. Depending.

17. Who fell in love first?: i hc technically i did but i kinda kept it to myself. He did shortly after but didn't tell me verbally till after his freedom was gained.

18. What song fits them perfectly?: tbh lots of them.

19. How do they deal with being away from each other for a long time?: well shang might take it harder than me for a lot of reasons. One being he's scared that someone might finish me while he's away. Another is because he genuinely loves my company. I'll be ok,I'll miss him. But im also good by myself?

20. Who holds a grudge the longest?: hahahahaha....shang

21. Which of the two is quick to speak and which one is quick to listen?: we do both.

22. Who gets more easily embarrassed?: me. 😔. I get too flustered easy. Shang can be but it's difficult.

23. Who overthinks the most?: meeeeeeee.

24. Which of the two is the most competitive?: shang is. I can be but i get over it easy.

25. Who’s the most stubborn?: both but shang more than me.

26. How do they comfort each other?: shang is good at comforting me. He knows what to say. He knows i love hugs. Unf soothing ass sexy voice too. I try to comfort him by listening and being attentive to him. But for the most part we are both comforting

27. What random everyday object/activity makes them think of each other?: dunno why but dragon or snake paraphernalia reminds me of shang. But as for me? Maybe flowers,art,the color purple. Dunno cats maybe.

28. Do they get along with each other’s friends and family?: well.....eh.

29. What is their sex life like?: what do you think? 😏💚🐍. Ok look. Shang's tounge game,off the charts. Out of this realm. His dick? Long and has decent thickness. Not super thicc. But gives a pretty nice Stretch. Gives amazing massages. That's all I'll get into for now

30. What is their favorite place to kiss the other? (Cheek, hand, closed eyelid, neck, nose, etc.): everywhere.

31. What’s the relationship like? Smooth? Rocky?: well it's pretty good tbh.

32. How do they resolve their arguments?: we talk it out most of the time. But sometimes it can only be resolved by rough sex or kombat. Non leathal of course.

33. Who has the most nightmares and how do they deal with them?: maybe me. But then again that's not often. Shang would soothe me and reassure me that everything is ok.

34. Do they give each other nicknames?: me more so than shang. But he calls me beautiful,butterfly,my dear,darling,my love,flower,things like that. I call him bao bao or soul daddy but that one is more for private times.

35. What movies do they enjoy watching most?: shang will never admit it but he actually likes some of Johnny cages movies.

36. How’d they meet each other’s families?: well it's kinda hard because i didn't really add that to my self insert. And i hc and assume canon is this way too. His folks be long gone gone bruh.

37. What do they like the least about each other?: oof. Tbh im not sure. With shang it's obvious. But with me im not sure. I wanna say my too kind heart but he also loves that about me too? I dunno.

38. What was their most memorable date?: we went to his old keep in outworld. In his gardens and had a nice dinner. It was the first time i went to outworld. But i was pleasantly surprised. Nervous to all hell. But it was a good time.

39. What other couple would your otp get along with the best?: honestly im not sure.

40. Who makes the other smile with almost no effort at all?: i can make shang smile. But only i can see by how much. But he makes me smile more. But again that's just because i can be easily amused,flattered and flustered.

#mortal kombat #self ship #self shipping #shang tsung #💚heart and soul🐍#shang tsung mortal kombat #mk f/o #antagonist f/o #villain f/o #villain/antagonist f/o #self ship asks #self indulgent

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mudsychronicles · 12 days

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This challenge but it's all in one post bc I have no self control ok 123 LET'S GOOO

1. When did you start playing?

Around July of 2023!! So about a year or so?

2. Who's hand did you take?

Epel's!!! I knew from like...fandom osmosis that I he was a southern boy™ who has to pretend to be a cutie, and that enthralled me LMAOOO he's still one of my faves

3. Who was your tutorial SSR?

Leona!! He's absolutely STACKED now LMAOOOOO

4. First fav vs Current Fave?

My first fav was Epel bc I didn't know that much about the game except for the basic concept and a couple of character details.....but now

Ortho Shroud my beloved oh my god I love you ortho shroud you're sooooo funny and cute and sweet and smart I WISH I was as cool as you ortho shroud

5. Caught up on main story?

Mhm-hm!!! At least in En, I'm just waiting for more updates LOLOLOLOL

6. How many unread Vingettes?

2 rn bc they're both 2-3 parters and I haven't unlocked the second/third part yet LMAOOO I have to unlock the whole thing or I'll forget about the vignette completely until like 3 months later

7. First event Banner SSR?

IDIA'S MASQURADE BALL SSR!!!!

My prized possession....

8. First Birthday SSR?

Sebeks Broomquet Card bc I love sebek and I love the broomquet cards ily sebek zigvolt

Hes such a cutie. Cannot believe he's like. The most disliked main cast member it's crazy

9. Gatcha Saver or Impulsive

Gatcha saver, I have like Twenty 10-pulls and yet I am scared to use them bc I want Ortho's playful gear SOOO BAAAAAD 😭😭😭😭😭 IK THE HALLOWEEN EVENT ISNT FOR A COUPLE MONTHS BUT IF HE DOESN'T COME HOME I WILL CRY REAL TEARS

10. Favorite Dorm

Honestly? Probably Ignihyde, Ortho and Idia are honestly like. My first and third faves, and the dorm honestly just has a sick asf aesthetic

Though I DO also really like the savanahclaw and pomefiore trios.....hrm

11. Favorite 1st year?

ORTHO SHROUD NO DIFF ILY ORTHO SHROUD (though I do really like Sebek, Jack, and Epel)

12. Favorite 2nd Year?

EASY, KALIM AL-ASIM I LOVE YOUUUUUU kalim defender till I die

(Though I am also a Jamil stan ily jamil)

13. Favorite 3rd year?

Now this is a harder question I think......honestly I really love Idia, so I'm probably going to go with him, but Malleus and Trey ily

14. What NRC class would you actually want to take?

Personally? Magical history LMAOOO I love trein. I KNOW I would do good in his class. lecture based teaching is SOOOO AMAAAAZING FOR MEEEEEEEE and his class is LECTURE BASED!!! I WOULD DO SO WELL SO HELP ME GOD I KNOW IIIIIT

15. What character would you have beef with?

As much as I love him.......Vil. The whole poisoning thing in Book 5 would have me beefing with him til like. At LEAST late Book 6 if I'm fr LMAOOO

Also if were adding event characters then me and Fellow Honest are beefing HARD

16. Favorite book?

So far? I think either Book 5 or Book 6, I think. Book 6 has def been my fav *story* wise....but the gameplay was actually trash 😭 not fun at ALL

Book 5 had like 7 million twistunes those are SO fun, also the story was SO good meeting Neige and the Dwarves was SUCH a treat

17. Favorite Original Card Art?

Hrm....I think maybe Riddles?

Yea no definitely riddles. This is kickass

18. Favorite Groovy Card art?

ORTHOS DORM UNIFORM

look at him......monsieur mastermind indeed....

Also aces dorm uniform groovy is actually precious

I MEAN LOOK AT THEM 😭 OH MY GOOOOOD

Also fellows card groovy just came out and i am. Unwell

If I look at this card any longer I'm going to spontaneously combust. Next question

19. Are you good at twistunes?

I think so! I've almost 100 percented all of the main story twistunes ehehe

20. Which staff member is your favorite?

Now....this is a really hard question bc I love ALLL THE STAFF SMM....

BUT ALSO I LOVE TREIN MORE THAN ANYTHING!!! LITERALLY my Dad I love him I WOULD DO SOOOOO GOOD IN HIS CLASS I KNOW IT ILY TREIN PLEAAAASE LET US GET YOUR CARD NEXT TREIN

also sam is awesome and I love him. So glad that hes in the shop his "KOENII CHANN!!! :DDD" everytime i go to buy something brings me sm joy his voice actor slayed

21. Who is closest in height to you?

I think Deuce! We're both 5'6 and a half iirc??

22. Are you saving for anything?

If I don't get this card I'm quitting this whole game I'm so deadass

23.Who do you most relate to?

I think Trey, honestly LMAOOO. He's a bespectacled baker who is trying SO. HARD. to be normal that it makes him abnormal. Realest guy alive

24.Which Club would you join?

DEFINITELY gargoyle apreciation club. Canonically the only two people in there would be me and Malleus!!! He just gets to infodump to me about gargoyles the entire time!!! I'D LOVE TO LEARN MORE ABOUT GARGOYLES :DDD it would be SO litty

25. What dorm would you want to be in?

I think Ignihyde! Canonically people don't really expect Ignihyde students to be super social, so I think most people would leave me alone LMAOOO

26.What dorm would you *actually* be in?

Everytime I take a test I get Scarabia 🤧

I genuinely don't know what about me specifically makes me just SOOOO scarabia but yk. I'll take it, Kalim and Jamil my beloveds

27.Favorite Event?

Honestly? I reaaaally like the culinary crucibles, getting 100% on all the recipies it's very fun :)

But for an event with an actual storyline...I think probably the Tsum events, they're VERY fun and super ridiculous lolololol but also....all of the hometown events r so good...can i say all of them LMAOOOOO

28.Favorite Vignette?

Oh this is hard. This is SO hard. Why would you ASK ME THIS QUES-

Sebeks Culinary Crucible vignette. No I will not explain myself

(Also I am OBSESSED with Orthos dorm uniform vignette, so that's also up there)

29.What does your homescreen look like?

Sebek has Autism and that's why you bitches hate him sm THANK YOU AND GOODNIGHT EVERYBODY

The sillie :)

30. What's your hottest twst take?

#twisted wonderland #twst #30 day twst challenge #long textpost warning LMAOOOO

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niuxita21 · 6 years

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violeurtizberea Que hago con la ex de mi zeñora?🤷🏻‍♀️

#VIOLE #VIOLE PARFAVAAAAAAAAAAR #(I love that that's already a tag tumblr brings up by itself lmao)#why is she like thissssssssssss #true story I was trying to place the actress that played elena but couldn't because she looked so different #but it took me way longer than it should have because I just kept getting distracted by the BOMBSHELL to her right #how very DARE YOU #HAIRRRRRRRRRRR #2 MUCH 4 MEEEEEEEE #and lol at the caption I love herrrrrrrrrrrrrr #violeta urtizberea #florencia otero

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whoooosah · 5 years

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KEEP RISING QUEEN (2019)

War For You (2013) “What’s the point of you having a crown, if you don’t have a throne. If you King, you need a QUEEN, I’m gone.”

Start It Slow (2015) “Man, I found a bad girl out in LA, I fell in love with her on the first date. She got QUEEN written all over her face.”

Trust Me (2017) “Didn’t know my blessing and I learned a lesson, every man needs a QUEEEEEEN, oh.”

#I am super petty but guess what? I DON'T CAAAAAAAAAAAAARE #actually surprised it's only three songs #I checked to see if I'm missing some but I don't think so #other things he has called her and sit tight because the list is mad long and I'm doing this off top #ahem.. sexy - stunna (numba one stunna) - hot (like fire) - coldest thing movin' - winner - lil cutie - boo - sweetheart #Jordan's on Saturday - baby - wifey - nice because she got it - brown skin gal - diamond in the rough - his passion #Supernova; the brightest star - the main attraction - amazingly beautiful - the most beautiful girl/woman in the world - baby girl #ride or die - his b*tch 4 life - his homie 4 life - his n*gga - his bestfriend #did I get them all? oh I forgot one... *coughs* QUEEN *coughs #I'm crying why am I like this? I haven't changed #LOOK INTO MY EY-EES AND SEE WHAT I SEEEEE YOU'RE A MIND REEEEADER IT'S JUST YOU AND MEEEEEEEE #oh I forgot ain't nothing like a real supportive woman #I notice the QUEEN comments are always 2 years apart #why? I don't know that's mad coincidental.. or not.. whatever too much going on #chrianna #my petty job here is done

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annikasevenshots · 2 years

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Star Trek Picard: S2E1 Rewatch Reaction (spoilers!)

Only thing in my head is Star Trek: Retirement Home. let's go senior citizens!

Laris you are everything. You are girlboss. You are. The world. ♥️

Laris is just so soft. I love her.

Romance slightly more palatable this time round just wish they didn't have picard fall in love with a lookalike first

RAFFI SITTING ON THE STAGE NEXT TO PICARD SO TRUE

RAFFI WINK RAFFI WINK

ELNOR BABY ELNOR BABYYYYYYY YES ELNOR FIRST ROMULAN SO PROUD OF YOU MY BABYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Raffi's little nod at "look up" SHE IS SO PRETTY

TRANSITION TO BEAT UP LA SIRENA SO TRUE

SEVEN HI!!!!!!!! HER LIL FACE!

Seven with a wrench so true

Seven's eye roll?????????? I LOVE HER

EMMET

SEVEN TACKLE SEVEN TACKLE SEVEN TACKLE SEVEN T

actually dead

SMILEY SEVEN SMILEY SEVEN HAPPY SMILEY SEVEN BABY SMILEY SEVEN

Seven's "No" at Emmet?? She is baby

"Developmentally appropriate relationship skills" and yet she's still the perfect match for Raffi <3 feral cat x golden retriever energy

Oh soji you are everything <3

oh agnes (fond headshake)

LET SOJI BREAK INTO DIPLOMATIC SONGS YOU COWARDS

hahahaha drunk agnes waltzing into the bridge

STARGAZER PAN SO TRUE 😍

HAHAHAHA PICARD TALKING ABOUT UPDATING THE KOBAYASHI MARU AND THEN HIM DOING IT IN THE COMICS

Elnor baby!! Elnor's music!!!!!

Raffi being protective of Elnor now that I know the context? Lowkey soulcrushing. God raffi you're killing me with how human you are

Raffi's little wink AGAIN YOU'RE KILLING ME HERE

BABY SMILEY SEVEN SHOWING BIG BROTHER RIOS THE SHIP SHE SCUFFED UP

seven is so punk rock and so baby about it at the same time i love her. baby punk. baby smiley cheerful baby

"What are you doing here?" RIOS AND SEVEN BEING SIBLING ENERGY THEY'RE SO BABY

"My ship" "correction: MY ship" THEY 🥺♥️

why the fUCK DID WE WRITE RIOS OUT THIS HURTS MEEEEEEEE I NEED SEVEN RIOS INTERACTION

Lieutenant Sing's hair! Pretty!!!

Listen i know the show is called star trek picard but "help us, picard" is laying it on a little thick with the main character energy

Kind of zoned out during Picard and Guinan's scene but LOL everyone telling Picard to go to therapy. lowkey laying it thick innit. Raffi's lowkey right though this season really has been Picard ripping through the fabric of time and space to heal his inner hurt. ever heard of a psych eval y'all?

Laris ❤️‍🩹

SEVEN!!! SMILEY BABY SEVEN!!!!!!!!! SWAGGERY SEVEN!!!!

God i forgot how smiley Seven was in the first episode. fenris seven was HAPPY SEND. TWEET.

Fenris Seven was HAPPY FENRIS SEVEN WAS HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAPPY. FENRIS. SEVEN. a whole BABY.

Seven's voice getting deeper when talking about the borg? and how people distrust her still? oh seven 🥺❤️‍🩹

i just. seven of fricking NINE

jeri ryan's acting ages like fine wine 🤌🤌🤌

Seven and Rios 🤝 on being careful? i actually love them both so much they can do no wrong

Seven and Rios are such an underrated duo i love. them 🥺

HAHAHA Seven taking her baby phaser from her belt. having seen her lug a CHONK MACHINE GUN this is so funnyyyyyy

LMAO JURATI JUDGING THE QUEEN'S ATTIRE BABYGIRL YOU CAME UP WITH THIS

"we require... POWER" IS SUCH A BASED LINE UNTIL YOU REALISE THE QUEEN LITERALLY JUST NEEDS BATTERIES LMAO

Ngl though this Borg Queen's costume is BASED. hell this season's costumes are AMAZING. i LOVE the embossed wiring on the fabric. love love love. shiny shiny love shiny

PICARD ZERO ZERO ZERO DESTRUCT ZERO??????????????? THIS HAS EVE POLASTRI 1-2-3-4 ENERGY LMFAO

AYYYYYYYY CONFED!VERSE!!!!!! love me some evil twin worlds mmmmmm

Picard SHOUTING for Laris?? Hehehehe

BONJOUR Q

costumes are based. they're leng. they're peng. whatever the kids are calling it these days

In conclusion I watched this instead of Rings of Power. Seven of Nine you are my actual sunshine. Spinoff when???

#expect more salty rewatch reactions #i gotta be honest this was... Not a Good Season #but still better than rings of power ig #reaction #picard rewatch reaction #s2e1

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corellianbrandy · 3 years

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Caught up on episodes 2-16 of The Bad Batch this weekend and these are my thoughts as I watched

1. Love how tarkin has aged like 40 years since we last saw him approximately four-to-six months ago in the clone wars. Like I’m not kidding I genuinely love it

2. Whenever little omega gets out of the ship and sees sunlight for the first time and is so excited about dirt 🥺

3. The scary scary nexu 🥺🥺🥺🥺 so cool

4. The empire just immediately making everyone’s lives miserable ie giving everybody a chain code and shit. You’re right Dave Filoni we SHOULDN’T have social security numbers.

5. CID FUCKING RULES LMFAO. Cathy Bates lizard ass mob boss bitch. Echo knows her as ‘a contact of the Jedi’ which coming from him probably means less ‘the Jedi’ in general and more just ‘Obi-Wan and Anakin’. Cid clearly liked the Jedi, but Anakin I can’t imagine having that much patience to deal with her and he probably just interacted with her out of necessity but Obi-Wan. Imagine her and Obi-Wan interacting.** The flirting. The mind games. They were probably in love.

6. I always know that I personally am going to have a great time whenever the Zygerians show up because they always bring the Peak Weird Scifi Ralph Mcquarrie 70s vibes with them and they did NOT disappoint. The flying lizard vs. rancor fight gave me the strength I needed to go on another day

7. Speaking of the rancor like I knew it was going to be a rancor as soon as we saw the cage but I wasn’t expecting it to be THEE rancor.

8. Furthermore. Lost it at thee rancor making puppy dog heart-eyes at omega as it’s being led away to be chained up under Jabba’s palace to eat Jabba’s enemies for the rest of it’s life until Luke finally kills it in 4ABY.

9. Everybody climbing through the ion engine core was COOL SO COOL. My little nerd brain really loved that. “This is actually a marvel of engineering. This steel coating is capable of withstanding -“ “NO ONE CARES!” 💯💯💯💯 Exactly how I would’ve written it A+++++++

10. The fucking rattlesnake wild west music that aggressively plays every time Cad Bane is on screen. What’s better than this.

11. Cad Bane’s entire new gunslinger cowboy outfit. Everything to me.

12. I love all these deep seeded reasons we’re getting for why the storm troopers SUCK. 1. Being the entire idea to use them in the first place was based off a misunderstanding made after one(1) experimental mission where it’s interpreted that they’re better than the clones when the clones were the reason for the mission’s success in the first place and 2. How a lot of the first-wave storm troopers were trained by the clones who either didn’t want to train them and didnt do a great job on purpose or did it but personally left out a lot of info and skills. Pretty fascinating explanation for protagonist armor while also making a statement about the inefficiency and insincerity of institutional evil/bureaucracy (I guess).

13. Holy shit did NOT LIKE THE CLAUSTROPHOBIC ENDING AAAAAHHH. Like the facility on kamino floating to the bottom of the sea. Kill meeeeeeee. Very cool visuals though.

14. One thing I didn’t like was all of the stuff with Crosshair. It was all just so contrived and weird and didnt make any sense and really just brought the show down in the end, writing-wise. Honestly, most of the stuff regarding the clones’ story arch after their interaction with the guy on Ryloth who still had his armor painted, where we’re supposed to just assume his inhibitor chip . . . didn’t work or something? But instead of anyone bothering to tell him what’s going on after such a big deal was made out of the chips the episode right before this, it’s treated like some kind of moral choice the guy is making kinda took me out of the story severely. And even more so when the same guy manages to talk a bunch of other clones out of working for the empire too. Like can they do that? We’ve had this idea that these chips essentially mind control you repeated to us over and over so wtf. There was no coherent explanation for any of it. Maybe it’ll be explained later somewhere else, but still. Weird to do it this way. They needed to be more consistent with what a horrible scary thing those chips were instead of doing whatever that was. But up until then it was a lot of fun sci-fi.

14. Every minute cody doesn’t show up in one of these post war 66 shows i get more and more excited for him to show up dramatically in kenobi

**Like fr picture it it’s year 2 of the clone wars. Anakin and Ahsoka are sitting at the space mahjong table in Cid’s parlor bored as fuck and ready to leave but Obi-wan is still in cid’s office. it’s hour four and they’re only halfway through orchestrating the most unnecessarily elaborate and convoluted deal for a piece of information like “where is cad bane the last time I saw him he stole my wallet and car keys and he refuses to return them yes my car got blown up but that’s not the point It’s The Principle Of The Thing.” Literally everyone around them grew bored of all of this 3 hours ago but not obi-wan and cid. This is what they do for fun and they are both having the time of their lives. Anakin this war is stressful some of us are trying to relax

#star wars #the bad batch #the clone wars

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tellywoodtrash · 4 years

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immj2 13.10.20 lb

askjdshkfjdhkfkjdhfkj vansh being told the number of things that went wrong in the 24ish hours he wasn't in this house of horrors and his face is like THIS IS EXACTLY WHY I DON'T LEAVE YOU FUCKING DUMBASSES ALONE

lol, like i said in the firsttttttttt lb, vansh is taking this news realllllllll chill. he's not mad at riddhima at allllllllll for keeping all this from him.

saasuji, chachi, and aryan adding some shuddh desi ghee in this aag. can't blame them. riddhima IS a colossal pain in the ass.

lmao one more bomb thrown on vansh, ki sejal bhi kidnap hui hai aur yahin kahin hai. yaaaaaar, i never thought i'd feel this bad for Ghar Ka Bada Beta after shivaay, but this man is truly having to deal with The Most.

accusation after accusation thrown left and right, and vansh is literally like

man, idk why kabir does any of this devious planning and effort. with allllllll this dumbfuckery, it's just a matter of time before the raisinghanias go extinct from SHEER STUPIDITY. he should just bide his time and let them wipe themselves out. should take like, 3 months, tops.

VANSH HAS A BOMB OF HIS OWNNNNNNNNN: “SEJAL MERE PAAS HAI.” WHUT??!!?!?!?

lmao the panic on allllllllllll these fools' faces hearing that vansh has sejal. dadi and siya are the only oblivious and unbothered ones here.

hahahahahaha vansh turns around and sees YET another fucker who's out to test him and is like MOTHERF....... AB TU KAUN HAI BEYYYYY

vansh playing march 24th waale modiji and is like NONE OF YOU FUCKERS LEAVING THE HOUSE FROM NOW ON. NO ONE. EVER.

dang this growly vansh aint the smiley simp from the last 2-3 eps. i'm intrigued.

he promises everyyyyyything's gonna come out in a bit. yissssssssssssssss *grabs my popcorn from the rasoda*

vanshhhhhhhh OUT!

my queschun is ki does mishra know he's fully being made to shady shit by kabir or not!?!?!??!?

mishra not picking phone. he dedddddddddddd, lol. #RIPMishra

KABIR WTF DON'T BE PULLING THE DUDE'S WIFE AROUND LIKE THIS. OH GOD THEY'RE FULLY GONNA GET MURDERED TODAY.

ainvayi ka nakli fikar and some chugli against vansh.

REJECTED. honestly, she's really asking to be murdered, lol. sis, you can't be playing both parties like this.

lol kabir is meeeeeeee, so sick and tired of heterosexual ppl in love.

blah blah blah find out what he knows.

lmao everyoneeeeeeeeee is panickkkkkk.

WHY DOES HE KEEP TAKING HIS BLOODY MASK OFFFFFFFF

AND DESTROYING PROPERTY AND MAKING NOISE TO DRAW MORE ATTENTION TO THE ROOM. KABIR, SATYAAANAAASH, I THOUGHT YOU WERE THE SMART ONE HERE.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP.

lolololololololololllllllll mummy ki haalat kharaab.

kabir using his half brain cell and not panicking out of control. good.

god bless this vapid praani. idhar sab ki hawa tight hai aur isko apni hairstyle ki padi hai. he's like an evil rudra from IB.

chachi is relatably stress-eating carbs. my most potent coping mechanism.

aryan is like, chillllllll this is mauke pe chauka type situation.

ASDLFKDSLKFJDLSKFJDLSJFLDSKJFL VANSH WHY ARE YOU LIKE THISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS HE LAMINATED IT AND EVERYTHING HAHAHAHAHHAHA GODDDDDDD I LOVE HIS PETTY ASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

chalo inn madam ki baari ab, phat ke haath mein aane ki.

helllllllllllllllo, sir. immediate aankhon ko thandak now that he changed out of that red suit.

damn, my aankhein not the only thing thandiiiiiii in this room. temp just dropped to -20 with how chilly he's being to her.

SIS HAS WIPED HER SWEATY UPPER LIP SO MANY TIMES KI FREEFUND KI MOOCHON KI WAXING HO GAYI HAI FRICTION SE. BEHEN POWDER THAT SHIT AND STOP TOUCHING IT; YOU'RE GIVING THE WHOLE GAME AWAY. JESUS. ISKO SPY BANAAKE BHEJA HAI?!?!?! ISKO?????? 🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️

lol does he look like he gives a rat’s ass about sejal and your ramkathaa??????

DUDE STOP RAMBLING. JESUS. YOU'RE SOFA KING BAD AT THIS.

speaking of bad sofas, wth is up with the RIDICULOUSLY high backed chairs in this house, they look fucking insane.

vansh willing her to STFU with his eyes is honestly me.

“maine apni pasand badal li, riddhima.” yiiiiiiiiikes. he's not just talking about cologne, is he???

but also, you deserve much better than this twit, so good for you, my man. you deserve to be with someone who at least has six (6) brain cells.

dhat tere ki. he still seems into her. bloody heterosexuality. hum sabko le doobegi.

“itni nervous kyun ho tum aaj?”

NERVOUSNESS JAAYE BHAAD MEIN; I WOULD FUCKING NEVER LET ANYONE TOUCH MY FACE WITH THEIR BLOODY HANDKERCHIEF EXCUSE ME SIR THIS SKIN TAKES A LOT OF MAINTENANCE I CANNOT HAVE YOU DABBING AT IT WITH YOUR FILTHY POCKET CLOTH AND RISKING BREAKOUTS I MUST INSIST YOU REASSURE AND COMFORT ME FROM 2 FEET AWAY THANK YOU

riddhima trying valiantly to bluff her way through this conversation but vansh is like me on online shopping sites after filling my cart full of stuff: NOT BUYING IT.

literally me any time someone touches my face. internally screaming and thinking about how i’ll have to go dab tea tree oil all over to preemptively stop a breakout.

uhhhhhhhhhhh, she didn't say anything about wanting to know what sejal said to you????? mind-reading is very rude and an invasion of privacy, vansh!!!!!

4 pm, kab bajenge bloody 4, out with it alreadyyyyyyyyy.

lol that tinnnnnnnnny smirk of his as he leaves.

no but forreal, imagine living with this dramaticass man who promises big shows at a given time, like honestly i would be so fucking annoyed. at least shivaay never planned his big living room all-family conferences and made ppl WAITTTTTTTTT for it.

mummy is like kabir plsssssssssssss gtfo.

riddhima is useless as ever and has no info. big surprise.

AEDKLSJFLDSKJLFSKJFLKSDJL HE SNUCK UP ON HER

mummy always been knowing that riddhima is a fucking nikammi.

ok notttttttttt cooool my man. phone is private shit.

off kardiya shaaaani ne.

lol kiskoooooooo pappu bana rahi ho behen, this man knows everyyyyyyyyything.

was that HIS phone he just picked up and left? usmein recording kar raha tha toh??????

honestly can you even blame vansh for being such a shakki shakeel, his house is filllllllllled with fucking snakes.

THIS FOOL JUST BE WALKING AROUND USING ALL THE MAIN DOORS AND SHIT WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU MANNNNNNNNN

asjdkasjdkajshkdsj and the prize for most valiant effort at hide and seek goes to.................

peripheral vision naam ki bhi koi cheez hoti hai, bhai. use karle.

4 BAJ GAYE LEKIN PARTY ABHI BAAKI HAI, ABHI TOH PARTY SHURU HUI HAIIIIIIIIIIIIIII 🥳🥳🥳

hahahahahhahahaha what the fuck his ass actually has a fulllllllllblown sirens blowing at 4 pm. like not a small tinkly alarm too, this is like those sirens they have blaring at big factories and shit.

riddhima dressed in that promo waali sari where nothing good happens so............ good luck sis.

(but also this is the sari anika wore when they fucked in laal ishq so maybeeeeeeeeee good times are incoming???)

HE ACTUALLY TURNED AROUND AND TOOK HIS PLACE, FOR MAXIMUMMMMMMM EFFECT. THIS MAN AND HIS FLAIR FOR THE DRAMATIC. I LOVE IT.

“yeh sab kya ho raha hai vansh??”

“chaar baj gaye, dadi.”

yes. totally a satisfactory explanation for this shit. thanks vansh. but you COULD have mentioned in your notes ki 4 baje ko jo hona tha, was a scheduled fire drill.

ANY HIGH TENSION SITUATION MAKES ME WANNA PEE REAL BAD, AND GIRLS, MY BLADDER IS REAL HURTY RN.

also lord, this one’s base makeup is too yellow toned too. just look at the contrast between his face and his ear.

askdlajlkdjlasjdlasjlkj he sat right on THAT table.

“toh bataao mujhe: kya hua, kyun hua, aur kaise hua.”

.............. like.... who are you talking to? and what exactly are you referring to? you want me to like start from the big bang and the creation of the universe and evolution and all that jazz, ya like, from this morning when i woke up?

(it’s stupid shit like this i would ask that would get me fully murdered in a sitch like this. damn my smartassery, it’s gonna get me killed.)

lol aryan is up first. we love to see it. OUT WITH IT, YOU WEASELLY LITTLE SHIT.

noooooooooooooo, he didn't even let him properly stew and sweat over it. ouff vansh, kuch toh dramatic pause dete.

“afwaa phaili hai ki meri nazar baaz se tez hai..........”

why all the guys on colors these days gotta be baaz and cheel and god knows what else?!?!!?

OH DAAAAAAAAAAAAMNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

OH HELLLLLLLLLLLLLL HE DID USE HIS PERIPHERAL VISION AFTER ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLL GOOOOOOD JOBBBBBBBBB VANSHHHHHHHHHHH

KABIR TU TOH GAYAAAAAAAAAA #RIPKABIR

akjsadkjhskjdhkjskask ngl i am fucking thrilled by this development

riddhima and mummy having simultaneous heart attacks though. lol idc, die bitches.

lmao kabir looking reallllllllllll ulta-chor-kotwaal-ko-daante for someone who got caught hiding inside a table.

DANG, I ACTUALLY CANNOT WAIT FOR THE NEXT EP????????? SHIT. THIS STUPID SHOW HOOKED ME IN SOOOOOOOOO EASY. 😫😫😫

#ishq mein marjawan 2 #immj2 #immj2 lbs #episode liveblogs

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petalsandpurity · 3 years

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Thank you so much for the tag @thearkofvoid !!!! 🥰

1. Why did you choose your URL?

I suck at coming up with usernames so I just stole lyrics from a song that was very important to me at the time - Down We Go by Ashestoangels :)

2. Any side blogs?

I have an old Owari No Seraph sideblog where I used to make text-message/facebook posts @owarinosocials -it's not active anymore though but i still always get notifs from it which is nice. Also a politics sideblog I keep forgetting to use @petalsspeakspolitics

3. How long have you been on Tumblr?

Not actually that long, because I wasn't really allowed social media without my parent having access to it to check I'm being safe. Since around 2017, I think? Maybe even 2018.

4. Do you have a queue tag?

No - I have no idea how to use it. Sorry everyone lmao.

Why did you start your blog in the first place?

Mainly because I was starting to write fics on AO3 and I wanted a place to interact with people who read them, and also a place to try and advertise them I guess. Then I got sucked into the void.

5. Why did you choose your icon?

Because it looks like meeeeeeee. (kinda) Why did you choose your header?

Because it's my most favourite photo of my cat i've ever taken. and on mobile if you scroll up after clicking on my blog it looks like she's licking my pfp lmao. What is your post with the most popular notes?

It's an old owari no seraph meme I made lmao. I think it has like 700 notes rn which granted isn't that much but it is for me. I still get notifs from it. Other than that one, any meme about Boris seems to do well too hahaha. How many mutuals do you have?

Uh I don't really know?? there's about 7 that I regularly interact with but, hm. i couldn't really say tbh. How many followers do you have?

258 :) How many people do you follow?

278 Have you ever made a shitpost?

I am a shitpost. How often do you use Tumblr?

whenever I'm bored or have nothing to do. which is quite a lot recently. Have you ever had a fight with another blog?

i once defended a friend from a blog that was harrassing them, ages ago. that's probably the only time. i don't really get into fights. i just vibe in the corner and no one bothers me lmao

How do you feel about ‘you need to reblog’ posts?

I'll be honest, the sentiment and the intention is great but I really hate them. I don't like that they try and guilt-trip and pressure you into reposting things. It's important to be aware and spread information but idk, I don't like how aggressive some of them can be.

Do you like tag games?

YES. I love them.

Do you like ask games?

YeS I love them too.

Which of your mutuals do you think is Tumblr famous?

Idk if any of my mutuals are tumblr famous but I love them all.

Do you have a crush on a Tumblr mutual?

I have a crush on ALL of my tumblr mutuals 😎 Thank you for the tag again!!!! I tag anyone who sees this and wants to have a go!!! :)

#long post #tag game #thank youuuuuu

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aesthetic--us · 5 years

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Klance Christmas/ New Years HC

Keith isn’t one who spends too much time on decorations, so his apartment just kinda stays the same all year round

Lance, however, decorates the shit outta the apartment where he lives with Hunk and Pidge

Because most of the gang is there, Keith just kinda spends most of his time there anyway

So every year, they rope Keith into helping them decorate the tree and cookies.

Lance will watch Keith struggle with untangling the lights, because “the children need to be entertained and drained out of energy so the real big boys can get the job done.”

Once Keith finishes, Lance will not let anyone help him wrap the lights around the tree. Growing up in a household with lots of children, everyone had a specific task when it came to the tree, and doing the lights holds a special place in his heart to this day.

Once that’s done, everyone crowds the tree, putting up the small decorations.

This year’s a little different because Keith and Lance are both pining idiots who physically cannot flirt without it seeming like a joke. But Lance is determined to ask out Keith before the year ends.

This year, they got a lot of new decorations, which they dumped in a clear box so anyone can just dig around and grab for them

Keith is self-conscious every time Lance touches him, whether it’s the small bump of his shoulder or their hands brushing past each other when they go back to get more decorations from the clear box on the sofa.

“Look, it’s mistletoe.” Lance pulls out a small plastic mistletoe decoration between Keith and him. “Give me a kiss, Keith-y boy.”

Keith just goes red in the face, immediately freezing up, because God knows when his gay panic hits, its like a big collision occurring in slow motion.

Lance just smacks his shoulder playfully. “Just kidding. Don’t go cheating on your girlfriend just because you can’t keep your paws off of me.”

“ I’m gay.”

Not how Keith was planning on coming out, but Hunk deemed it a celebration, so they all got a special dinner that night.

If that phrase kept Lance up all night, hope slowly trickling into his system, he didn’t let anyone know.

After that confession, their dynamic changed. Lance started to flirt more bluntly. Keith can’t figure out if he’s just imagining it, but it sure as hell is confusing the shit out of him.

Keith ranting to Shiro: “Today he asked to hold my hand because his were cold. I don’t know what it means!”

“It means…that he wants to hold your hand…” Shiro pities Lance. Keith is as smart as a rock when it comes to signals.

“But what if his hands were just cold?”

“Would you hold my hand if I said I was cold?”

“No.” Keith deadpans.

“Then?”

Shiro thinks he’s finally gonna break through to Keith with logic

"BuT LaNcE iS a DiFfErEnT sPeCiEs Of HuMaN-"

Keith does his very best not to have a heart attack and have his stomach burst with all the butterflies every time Lance does something that makes him fall in love even more.

Lance becomes more touchy with Keith. Every time they’re hanging out, he’ll wrap his arm loosely around Keith’s shoulder,,, and Lance is smart enough not to yawn every time he does it because,,, cringe. And to Keith, Lance always seems so smooth when he does it, so Keith does the only thing he can think of: pretend like it doesn’t affect him in any way, shape, or form.

Lance doesn’t know if he should be feeling let down because it seems like Keith isn’t affected by his presence, but it gives him the courage to do even more.

Whenever they’re with the whole gang and not doing anything in particular, he’ll grab Keith’s hand and just play with his fingers, sometimes just wanting to go for it and hold Keith’s hand altogether. But he doesn’t want to be tooooooooo obvious, so he holds back

Whenever they happen to sit or just be near each other, Keith makes sure to have his closest hand open and free.

Lance will occasionally convince Keith to cuddle with him while they’re having a movie night, bringing out a blanket so they can get cozy. Lance will lean into Keith, and Keith will rest his head on top of Lance’s. Pidge, Hunk, Allura, and Shiro just pretend they don’t see them.

When Lance is out doing a Starbucks run, Hunk and Pidge always tell him what they want. But Keith never has to look up from his phone because he knows Lance has his order memorized. Keith rarely wants something different, so if Keith doesn’t want his usual, Lance knows Keith will tell him. And if that isn’t domestically cute,,,,,,,,

Keith has a habit of underdressing when he goes out, so over time, he unintentionally builds a collection of Lance’s clothes and vise versa.

Keith will go to Lance’s with just a t-shirt and some jeans made out of thin material on a day where it’s windy as heck. So Lance will convince Keith to change into one of his long sleeves, a hoodie, and a pair of warm sweats. Or Keith will be wearing a thin hoodie, which Lance will make him switch out for a thicker one.

And so, at a certain point, they just start wearing each other’s clothes.

“Hey, have you seen my green hoodie?” Lance asks Keith

“The one with the black thing on the sleeve?”

“Yeah, I’ve been looking for it.”

“It’s back at my place.” Keith feels a bit guilty at always taking his clothes. “Do you want me to bring it back next time?”

“I mean,,, I don’t really need it…” Lance shrugs it off because just knowing Keith wears his clothes makes him feel like he’s Keith’s boyfriend. Plus, it’s not like he hasn’t used the clothes he has of Keith in his closet just because it went with his outfit better than anything else he owned.

But now, knowing he has a chance, Lance decides to use Keith’s habit of taking his clothes to an advantage.

Keith, once again, didn’t bring a sweater

“What material do you want?” Lance asks.

“Um???? Does the material really matter?” Keith sure as heck doesn’t know what the heck the difference between cotton and polyester would mean. They’re all just meant to keep you warm, no???

“Then, might I suggest this sweater?” Lance holds a black sweater out to Keith,” Made out of boyfriend material.”

Keith pauses. Like physically pauses. So they’re just standing there. Lance still has his hand extended out with the sweater. And Keith is just staring at him.

Keith’s heart starts beating really fast because he doesn’t know if Lance is trying to ask him out or just making another one of his weird jokes. So he sucks in air and slowly lets it out to calm himself.

Lance hears Keith sigh, so he can only imagine how stupid he sounded.

“I’m cold, so I’ll take it.” Keith grabs the sweater and puts it on.

When Lance recounts the story to Hunk and Pidge later that night, he feels himself die of embarrassment.

“Now Keith is never gonna date meeeeeeee,” Lance whines, wishing that pick-up line never left his mouth.

When Christmas Eve rolls around, Lance makes sure everyone is at his place so they can all stay up together until its 12 and they can open gifts.

Keith rolls up in black and red checkered pj bottoms and a black hoodie. In Lance’s eyes, he looked so damn fine in pjs. It shouldn’t be allowed to look that good in fuckin pjs.

Lance wears a dark blue onesie with small snowflakes on it. He’s the embodiment of soft

Keith shows up at 8 am with 2 boxes full of donuts and 4 hot chocolates. Because Hunk and Pidge are still asleep, Keith and Lance take a box of donuts and their hot chocolate and warm up under the covers in Lance’s bed. They spend their morning cuddling for warmth watching the Home Alone movies.

By the second movie, they’ve already finished their hot chocolate and ate about 2-3 donuts each. Since they don’t need their hands anymore, Lance decides to be bold and lay his hand on top of Keith’s.

Keith stiffens, and Lance almost pulls back, but he feels Keith snuggle closer to him, so he doesn’t.

Because Keith was so full of food and comfortably warm, he ends up falling asleep against Lance.

At first, Lance doesn’t notice

But then,,, a soft snore comes from Keith, which surprises Lance. The last thing he expected was to have Keith trust him enough to fall asleep near him.

Lance moves his laptop and shimmies Keith off, placing a pillow under his head so he could be more comfortable

Lance moves to lay next to him, just staring up at the ceiling. And just because he can, he places his hand in Keith’s and intertwines their fingers. It feels natural, though Keith’s hand was understandably limp since he is off in Dream Land

Without meaning to, Lance knocks out too.

By the time Keith wakes up, Lance has managed to roll half of his body onto Keith’s, his left arm across Keith’s stomach and his head on Keith’s chest.

Keith would have enjoyed the moment longer had his bladder not been yelling at him to bolt out of bed and get his ass in the bathroom.

By the time everyone arrives, Hunk already has a batch of cookies set out on the counter with frosting bowls of different colors laid out.

They’re all decorating their cookies in fun, colorful ways, just enjoying the Christmas spirit when all of a sudden, they hear Keith yelling.

Lance is laughing, having gotten red icing on Keith’s cheek.

Keith dips his finger in blue icing and draws a line across Lance’s forehead.

They’re both laughing, chasing each other, a bowl of icing in hand. It doesn’t take long before they’re both in their seats again. Instead of icing the cookies, they’re decorating each other’s faces.

Keith secretly hopes it never ends, because having Lance tenderly brush his hair back and just look at him like he’s something important has got him feeling on a high that he never wants to come down from.

When they’re done, they have everyone vote on who’s ‘makeup’ is better.

Of course, Lance wins. And if it means seeing Lance smile so brightly, Keith wouldn’t mind losing every time.

After their Secret Santa exchanges, people start trickling out of the apartment

Lance and Keith end up back in Lance’s room.

Lance pulls out a box with a purple paste-on bow and hands it to Keith. “I got you some stuff. Merry Christmas.”

Keith immediately stands up and hands the present back.

Lance feels his heart sink.��

“Wait here. I got you something, too. It’s in my car. Let’s open them together!” Keith slips on his shoes before rushing out to his car to get the box in his backseat.

Lance just gets jittery and full of butterflies. His face heats up just thinking of the fact that Keith spent time out of his day to buy him a present when he didn’t need to.

And almost as immediately, he worries if his gift is good enough. Or if it’s too much. But it’s too late to do anything about it because he hears the front door open and shut. And seconds later, Keith was coming into his room, taking his previous place on Lance’s bed.

They both exchange gifts.

When Keith opens his box, and the first thing that he pulls out is black fingerless mittens. Keith snorts, but smiles. Inside the box is also a clip-on dangling earring with a silver cross.

Keith holds the earing closer to examine the cross. “Really? A dangling earing?”

Lance shrugs. “To further help you in your effort to be an e-boy.”

The final items in Keith’s box are a picture of Lance doing a ridiculously looking kissy-face with Lance’s signature in black, black and red nail polish, and the most beautiful jacket he had ever seen. From the outside, it looked like black leather, but on the inside, it was soft and warm.

“Oh my god, Lance! This jacket…thank you so much.” Keith hugs Lance tightly. His heart feels so full of love for the man in front of him.

When Lance opens his box, the first thing he pulls out is a box of Ferrero Rocher chocolates, WHICH ARE HIS FUCKIN MOST FAVORITE THING IN THE WORLD. He turns to look at Keith, who just gives him a yeah-I-know look. Lance resists the urge to open the box and just pop a chocolate into his mouth.

Inside the box, Lance finds multiple pairs of fuzzy socks, a Baby-It’ s-Cold-Outside mug, 4 face mask sheets, a bottle of peel-off mask, and the softest blanket that he had ever felt.

They stay up late talking, but it doesn’t last very long because Keith gets sleepy, so he ends up leaving before he accidentally falls asleep on Lance’s bed again, not that Lance would mind.

Lance and Keith never really talked about the underlying meaning of the gifts. Still, at that point, they both kinda already knew that their friendship was possibly a little more than platonic. But that has never stopped two pining idiots from tiptoeing around each other.

Before they know it, time flies by, and the whole gang is back at Lance’s apartment for New Years

Keith shows up a little late to the get-together. Hunk had asked him to stop by the grocery store and snatch some wine since he forgot to buy some earlier.

Though Keith felt a little bold in his outfit, Shiro had encouraged him to wear it. So in he walks, wearing the semi-leather jacket Lance had gifted him and the clip-on earing, most of his hair pulled back in a small little puff that barely counted as a ponytail.

When Lance saw him, Lance felt his heart almost jump out of his throat because HOT DAMN

“What Tik Tok video did you escape from?” Lance teases, helping Keith place the wine on the counter. Keith playfully glares at him.

Keith sets down the last wine bottle. “People would die to date this ‘Tik-Tok escapee.’”

“Uh-huh. Sure they would, sport,” Lance ruffles Keith’s hair.

“Don’t touch the merchandise unless you’re planning to buy!” Keith yells, swatting Lance’s hand away.

It’s not long before they’re both laughing.

Out of habit, they both take their usual place on the couch, cuddling while they wait for everyone to arrive.

It’s a minute before the fated New Year is upon them. Everyone is getting together with their dates in front of the television or on the balcony.

Lance decides to take a chance and pull Keith aside to pop the question that had been bugging him all night. “Would you be my New Year’s kiss?”

One of Keith’s New Year Resolutions was to be bolder,,, And so what if there was still 20 seconds until the New Year? It didn’t mean that he couldn’t start a little bit early

Keith raises his eyebrow teasingly. “Just a New Year’s kiss?”

Lance feels his mouth go dry because OMG THE UNIVERSE MUST’VE OWED HIM A FAVOR OR SOMETHING BECAUSE KEITH IS HINTING FOR MORE AND WHY IS HE SO NERVOUS???

They can hear the tv in the background counting down. Lance is just standing there, unsure of what to really say. One thing’s for sure: it’s getting hot as heck in that room.

Keith has to hold back his smile because he can visibly see Lance’s brain running a thousand miles per hour, and it’s nice to know that Keith can make him feel as nervous as he does around Lance.

Lance grabs the neck of his jacket and tries to air himself. “Is it just me, or did it get 10 degrees hotter in here? I don’t know what material they used to make this thing, but I feel like I’m in a sauna.”

Keith rolls his eyes. There are 10 seconds left on the clock. He knows that if he doesn’t make a move, they’ll probably get nowhere.

Keith grabs Lance’s jacket and pulls him in close. He lightly tugs the coat. “Huh, well what do you know? It’s made out of boyfriend material.”

Keith doesn’t get the chance to see Lance’s reaction because the next thing he knew, he was kissing Lance with the sounds of fireworks and the Time’s Square Ball Drop from the TV.

Keith’s eyelashes flutter as they pull apart. But Lance’s reaction was not one he was expecting.

Lance softly pushes Keith away, laughing. He has to place his hands on his knees because he can’t stop laughing. If it wasn’t for the wall next to him, he’d probably be on the floor.

Keith’s first instinct is to feel hurt and rejected, but Lance’s laugh sounds so happy and bubbly that he can’t help but hold off on being rash.

“What?” Keith asks insecurely.

Lance takes a gulp of air, trying to recompose himself. He finally straightens up.

“I can’t believe that I’m going to associate our first kiss with the words’ boyfriend material’ and a corny ass line.” Lance’s smile is so big that Keith can’t help but laugh as well.

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jlf23tumble · 5 years

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My 1D-related fic faves of 2019

I've read a TON of great fic this year in all kinds of fandoms, Jeeeeeeeeeesus, there are so many talented writers out there, but I won't list it all here (or even list everything I bookmarked this year). Instead, I'm gonna stick with 1D-related works released in 2019 that pulled me in hard and made me stare at the wall and/or read again and/or scream about with other people, and I'll try to do it in cutesie number order because WHY NOT make it that extra level of arbitrary, lmao. I love fanfic because no matter what fandom I'm dipping in, something new is gonna jump up and kill me (this year in particular, I've subscribed to a lot of "new to me" writers that I LOVE, and I hope you know who you are [do you know who you are, etc.]). Thank you for the free gifts, for your time, for your blood, sweat, and tears! I owe you hugs, coffee, and my undying love, gratitude, and support! I'll put my list under the cut to avoid some v. v. real screen scroll rage--happy new year, y'all!

2 lactation kink fics

(aka the Jaerie category, nobody else is out there writing this even as Harry's tits get bigger and milkier and why am I the only one fully appreciating all of it?????)

I Think You're Already Home, by jaerie, Seeing Louis Tomlinson today, it would be hard to guess that he was ever once a member of the world's most famous boyband. These days he doesn't even the leave his own house. The truth is he can't leave his own house. (a December gift to remember for all of us! a/b/o dynamics, famous Louis, omega Harry--which is practically canon at this point--crippling agoraphobia, lactation-related sexiness, I would read at least ten (10) more chapters of this)

freaks from the internet, by jaerie. Harry sells his breast milk to freaks on the internet. Louis turns out to be one of those freaks. He also happens to be Harry's ex. (I legit can't believe this came out this year, I rec it all the time! it was anon for forever, and I was low-key obsessed because I just wanted mawrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr of it, and I got it, thank CHRIST)

3 fics for meeeeeeee

(These works were gifts to me, and I am so truly hashtag blessed to receive!!!)

I Just Wanna Taste It, by @homosociallyyours. In his mind it's watermelon and sticky strawberry sweet, and he craves the feeling of his own round, firm belly warm under his hands on a summer evening. (Megan loves to kill me with Harry mpreg imaginings, and this one feels like canon to me!)

Powerless (and I Don't Care It's Obvious), by objectlesson/ @alienfuckeronmain. He should not be getting turned on by Harry’s full-bladder discomfort, his little twitches, his hips-stuttering. And yet. (AND YET!!! I don't even know where to start with how much I love Phoenix, what a treasure her work is in ANY fandom, how shitty this particular fandom has been to her, how much I'm gonna miss harry/louis fic gifts from her in the future, how HOT this pee kink fic is in general, dot dot dot)

Tuxedo Classic Dance Party, by Blake/ @newleafover. Instead of flying out to meet his touring boyfriend in Madrid, Louis sticks around to be responsible and do things like dance at Lady Gaga night at the gay cowboy club in West Hollywood. (Blake has written at least five fics in various fandoms that I would say are my favorite fics of all time, but they really topped themselves with this one!)

4 fic series

(I feel like there are probably loads more that qualify, but these ones grabbed me in their own particular way)

Not That Gone, by abrighteryellow/ @a-brighter-yellow. Louis’s 20-year high school reunion takes a turn when a celebrity classmate – who also happens to be Louis’s long unrequited crush – unexpectedly shows up. (this was inspired by Chris Evans, and both parts stand on their own, tbh)

Maybe I Miss You, by 13ways. Louis is on his way back to London after the Hits Live Birmingham concert. Harry is flying to New York for the Met Gala. They connect. (from the very first story in this series, I was HOOKED, canon angst that builds up to something truly wonderful)

There's something I want to try..., by TheMagicWord. Harry wants to try something. Louis's not convinced. Until he is. (the installments are super short, super hot)

One More Time Again, by orphan_account. On the morning of his second sold-out performance at Madison Square Garden, Harry wakes up to find that he's sixteen years old, on The X Factor, and that he has a chance to make things right. (I'm sad that this author orphaned, but I seem to recall her getting a TON of shit, which is unfortunate because this is a great read, and part two is an imagining where Louis goes back instead)

5 fics featuring holidays

(These ones are basically from Christmas and Halloween of this year, so quite recent!!)

once bitten and twice shy, by @pinkcords. In a rush of bravery only senior year can bring, Harry confesses his feelings in a letter to his neighbor and best friend, Louis, only for the entire school to hear it and laugh him out of their small town in Wisconsin. (the notes on this one blew me away: first-time author, pinch-hitting for a fest, and damn, a knock out)

you've set my soul to dreaming, by we_are_the_same. Thirty-year-old Harry Styles goes to bed single on Christmas Eve, only to wake up on Christmas morning with a husband in his bed and a son down the hall. (I'm not always into this trope, but when it's done well? NICE, and this one did it well)

when half spent was the night, by @juliusschmidt. I’ve skimmed your website and am interested in hiring you to be my doula. I’m 7 ½ months pregnant and not keen to do this whole labor and birth thing alone. After looking around, I thought you might be a good fit. (girl direction advent fic with pregnant Louis that’s incredibly well done, especially given how short it is, I was so sad to see it end, but the author says something about act II coming??? YES!!!)

Fictober 2019 Collection, by flowercrownfemme/ @lesbianiconharrystyles. Features lots of monsters and creatures and Harry Styles being a general nightmare as well as a few Girl Direction drabbles and a timestamp for Fool For You and one for Treat Mothman With Kindness. (Chloe's Halloween drabbles, each of which could outrival other stories 4x the length...she's a GIFT)

Cat & Mouse, by jaerie. It's the one day out of the year that Harry doesn't have to hide and can be himself — at least he thought so. Louis is just a little more observant than he anticipated. (I'm not a big hybrid fic fan, BUT GOD THIS STORY IS SO GOOD, it's so short I wanna cry, but so good!!!)

6 a/b/o fics

(I can handle "traditional" a/b/o if it gives me my dose of omega Harry, but I absolutely adore "untraditional" a/b/o, you know, where it actually is NOT about straight dynamics being put on a m/m or f/f couple (excuse me, a/a or o/o)...these ones NAIL IT, as did the entire gaybo ficfest)

violence of my own touch, by 14hrflight/ @silverfoxlouis. Louis hasn’t said anything, but Harry knows something is wrong. Harry’s rut had ended a few days ago, and Louis had kept him under as best as he could. (whenever I read Chi's alpha/alpha fics, I find myself internally screaming "CHI!!!" god, do they Get It, and I really hope they continue this one!)

Amor Victorious, by HappyPrincess/ @pattern-pals. Louis finds himself following Harry on a journey through Italy, complete with long train rides, greasy food, naked Christs, and too many lingering touches. They're definitely not like other tourists and he definitely doesn't have a crush on his best friend who happens to be an alpha, too. (this one came out during Thanksgiving week, so I held it to savor, and BOY, DID I SAVOR, it's so incredible, the gorgeous writing, the visceral, indescribable feeling of reading it, sighhhhhhh)

do you know me by heart, by HappyPrincess/ @pattern-pals. Harry comes back wearing alphas' scents, a pleased smile and a lace dress. Somehow, Louis still ends up making him come until he cries. (for me personally, 2019 was the year of Nina: getting to know them, catching up on all their writing, falling in love with the way they can kill us all with beautiful angst and the hint and hope of redemption...here's a tissue, you'll need it!!)

the way that you're thrilling me, by @hereforlou. Alphas were smelly and cocky and mostly arseholes, in Harry’s experience. Or at least they were at school. He didn’t understand how his friends—lovely, soft-skinned, sweet-smelling omegas—could actually want to touch them, or be touched by them. (this is just one of the many, MANY faves I had from the gaybo ficfest, A+ all around)

Constant Debauchery, by Blake/ @newleafover. Harry is an alpha who loves getting his mouth knotted by other alphas. Louis is happy to serve. Fun smut! But also angst and sexual awakenings. (Blake knows how to sum up their writing, lol, but YEAH, me as at least one of the comments both public and private saying they'd want to read 100k more of this)

how many nights did I crash against the waves, by Blake/ @newleafover Louis is going into heat and Harry thinks it's hot. (the SKILL of writing something that's 1.7k, yet builds a complete--and v. v. hot--world)

7 fics with Harry and someone else

(I still have a few I need to read in this category--I'm getting there! But these are some from my fave authors that really had me pondering some walls [heh])

I Want Your Belly, by @glasscushion. Harry wants Adam to knock him up. Inspired by on-stage thirst, the Instagram Stories Shirt, Watermelon Sugar, and Harry’s persistent baby fever. (Adam/Harry, mpreg kink of the finest order!!)

Rachel, Nevada, by @vondrostes. Harry has a close sexual encounter of the fourth kind. (Jeff/Harry, Rachel/Harry, and I honestly can't even BEGIN to describe this, holy WOW)

Sea Salt, by @glasscushion. Nick's drunk, and he can't avoid his feelings forever. Set in 2013 and 2019. (Nick/Harry, rip gryles...the grylers I know had an absolute field day in terms of angst, damn!)

all my lies are safe beside you now, by HappyPrincess/ @pattern-pals. They both know what it was like to love Louis Tomlinson fiercely, irrevocably, ghosts of it on their skin, even if the traces were etched in vastly different ways. (Zayn/Harry, and FOR REAL, this is a huge ouch)

call me anything you like, but my name is, by @wishforwishes. Some conversations are better left forgotten, some conversations are worth remembering, and some conversations you never get the chance to have. Featuring three mentors, two tea parties, one and a half recording studios, and a reference to Archie comics. (Harry/CHASM, essentially; LISTEN, I am obsessed with this fic, you don't need to read part one to really Get It, but the bits with Zayn, and James/Ben, and all the parts with Harry working through gender? SO GODDAMNED REAL)

Come Out and Play, by @dinosaursmate. Harry and Louis discover a new kink in their relationship, and it brings all the boys closer than they could have ever imagined. (ot5 orgy, so not really Harry with anyone so much as everyone with everyone, and let's call this one canon)

Like a Rolling Stone, by @vondrostes. By the end of it, Nick realised his tea had gone cold in his hand. He’d barely taken a single sip in the hour-plus he’d been sat there, unmoving, transfixed by Harry’s songs—haunted by the knowledge of what had inspired them. (Nick/Harry, rip gryles)

8 canon fics

(This was a VERY hard category to narrow down, but yeah, a big push this year from "newer" writers = lots of nuanced fic)

Per Aspera, by @sedfierisentio. Louis’s throat feels tight, his heart like a hammer in his chest. You know my rot, he thinks, and I know yours. I love you still. (these achingly beautiful time stamps are centered around taste, and if this fic has taught me anything, it's that buying an author a coffee has a ripple effect)

A Nullo Amato, by @sedfierisentio. Inspired by Harry carrying books around outside LAX, a canon-compliant, Canon AU fic set between 2014 and 2015; mostly, timestamps roped together by a common theme—literature. (this was removed four years ago and reposted, so maybe it's a cheat??? i don't care, it was brand-new to me and a lot of other people, I'm so glad the author shared it again!)

no love like your love, by @dykes4louis. A collection of tumblr drabbles. (Hima is REALLY burying the lede on this one because each of these is short and SCORCHING, her skill, check out her other works, too!)

Dancing in My Dreams, by @kingsofeverything. Louis doesn't mean to imply that Harry's too old to dance for him, but Harry takes it that way, and sets out to prove him wrong. (this is one that *could* go in the series pile, but I love it as a standalone...feels like canon to me, regardless!)

Sonic Sounds, by @glasscushion. "Harry takes a deep breath, suitably embarrassed, “I’m just really...” and he can’t say the obvious. He can’t just say "really wet." Or Harry loves feeling embarrassed. Louis is happy to help. (I'll never look at those One Direction electric toothbrushes quite the same way again)

Bruised Fruit, by @glasscushion. Louis is obsessed with the way Harry smells in the heat of LA. (hey, you know what, me, too, bitch, you ain't special...the way this fic SMELLS, my god, I"m obsessed)

be my once in a lifetime, by HappyPrincess/ @pattern-pals. Just like there are only four other people who will ever understand what it’s like growing up in One Direction, there’s only one other person who knows what it’s like to find your soulmate just before you’re thrown into the spotlight and forced to acknowledge that the both of you have too many flaws and vices to make it through fame together. Or: It's all about having sex and being sad. And drunk. (can u believe Nina wrote this before Fine Line???)

in this dress, by cabinbythesea. Louis is so lost in his eyes and his words he feels if a step above heaven exists, it has to be Harry. Loosely inspired by Harry’s dress from the director’s cut of Lights Up. (I sure hope we see even more fic inspired by every bit of this album/every video it produces)

9 fics by Phoenix/ @alienfuckeronmain

(This fandom doesn't deserve her, and I hope everyone's reading her other works because they're all so amazing, she's such an incredibly gifted writer, my fave of faves, my life is so much brighter with her in it...I could rec her all goddamned day, and I do slash will!!! Here are nine she cranked out this year, each one a gem in its own way)

Silver White Winters. In which Louis catches a cloud and pins it down, aka, a Sound of Music AU (the shittiness in the comments underlines why we can't have nice things, but jesus CHRIST, this is so pure and good, and she cranked it out in, like, two hours)

I don't do that dance. Harry is easily the worst ballet dancer in her whole Intro to Ballet class. Except maybe Taylor Swift. (I adore how Phoenix writes girl Harry, but the way she writes Taylor? Unparalleled...nails her perfectly!)

magic, madness, heaven, sin, by @kerasines. It’s the flashing lights painting colors on her eyelids, it’s the drumming bass competing with her heartbeat. It’s the manic energy rippling through the crowd in waves, the deafening, frenzied passion filling the stadium that remind Eleanor that she actually used to like going to concerts. (technically, this one is FOR Phoenix, from Kim, but it takes a pairing that Phoenix is making her very own, so I'm counting it, lol)

Snakes and Stones. If you call a girl a snake enough, sometimes she becomes one. Her legs lengthen and fuse, her pupils shrink to slits. She gets colder and colder, until she has to spread herself on the warm cement beside the pool, soaking in heat, sipping gin and tonics to warm her blood so she does not turn to ice and shatter to bits. (god, I'm blanking on this ship name, but El/Taylor is such an inspired pairing, and I hope that P's drabbles make it over to ao3 in full)

Something good (will come from here). Taylor does not answer, because she is too busy licking her lips and pitching forward, as if Eleanor is the sky, or the sea. (you can practically SMELL this fic, El/Taylor drabble)

I Must Confess (I Still Believe). Harry is the new girl at an all girl Catholic Girl's School, and Louis is the unattainable, dashing senior who changes her forever. (this fic breaks my heart, the entire experience of its production and aftermath will forever be bittersweet, a gorgeous swansong)

Only One at the Finish Line. “I want to be another alpha’s omega,” is what he says, and it comes out like something reckless, something wild. Like he doesn't care anymore if Louis hates him or not, if Louis understands, he just needs to speak his truth aloud to darkness, to the slender pines that surround them like a jury panel. (Phoenix was the gaybo mod, and this was her contribution, and it is PERFECTION PERSONIFIED, fest goals)

The Pink Ghost of Princess Park. The thought of the vibrator does not go away. It’s sitting there collecting dust all through January, and every time Harry and Louis have to leave town for a press event or a show or to record or what have you, they come back home, and it’s still there, the Pink Ghost of Princess Park, the fucking glittery haunting that Harry cannot stop thinking of Louis stuffing up his arse. (a very good year in general for Princess Park clapbacks)

Life Saver. Louis is a sweetheart punk with a theater background and a heart of gold, Harry is an inexperienced nerd who plays by the rules. Classmates, lab partners, and eventually friends, what happens when Louis knows he’s in love, but doesn’t know how tell Harry? (this one came out a year ago tomorrow, and it had a tough birthing process, but it's so good, so hot, my love for virgin Harry gettin’ it on knows no bounds)

10 AU fics

(yes, yes, this could be LOADS longer, but I’m sticking to my theme!)

breathless for an eternity, by cabinbythesea. Harry conquers double duty on SNL and Louis wishes he was Nick Jonas. (dangggg, this came out too late for me to rec it along with my other snl-related fic, but it joins that lofty canon!)

Pretty Baby, by @littlelouishiccups. Louis helps Harry unwind after a busy week. (I was NOT expecting a new chapter in the iconic sugar baby Harry series, but HERE WE ARE)

into another (another) serotonin overflow, by @mercutionotromeo. Sweet first time sex wherein Harry's adorably awkward, Louis is achingly cool, and Harry rides Louis wearing his jersey. (this is one of my all-time fave fics, and I'm not sure what changed in it to get it reposted, but yeah, HERE FOR IT, THANK YOU!!!)

'Sup, by @mediawhorefics. All Louis wants is to finish the play he’s been commissioned to write, but one of the regulars at his local coffee shop keeps distracting him. ft. older larry, pushy gemma, harry being a disaster gay and silver fox louis. (this is so short but so tantalizing, GOD, DO I WANT MORE OF THIS UNIVERSE)

Tan Lines and Some Memories, by twoshipstiedup. Harry Styles is the indie movie darling he’d been avoiding ever since Louis saw his movie at Cannes and harbored an unreasonable grudge against him. A unicorn t-shirt finally brings them together in person. (I honestly thought we'd get more unicorn shirt fic, but this is a wonderful standard-bearer, banter city)

Bitter Tangerine, by purpledaisy/ @daisyharry. Nine months after they break up, a twist of fate brings Harry and Louis back together at Christmas. (so much ouch in this, but wow, do you feel like you're reading fully realized, realistic, growing characters)

We're Driving in Your Fast Car, by @sadaveniren. Harry felt himself light up - both with excitement and the thrill of getting what he wanted. “Really?” “Of course, anything for you." aka Louis and Harry are car thieves about to pull off a million dollar job. (another one I'd love to read more of...how did they get here, where are they going, etc.)

remember you well, by @fondleeds. Harry’s a criminal, Louis’ a cop, and they’re stranded overnight at the Motel 6. (what's with me and my love of heist/caper fics this year?)

Tied Down, by HamPalpert/ @ham-palpert. The most interesting case in Liam and Niall's careers falls directly into their laps, courtesy of an epic fuck-up of one Harry Styles, partner to the almost-infamous drug dealer Louis Tomlinson. The investigation yields an unexpected yet satisfactory outcome for Liam and Niall. For Harry and Louis, however, things are far more complicated. (SEE ABOVE, JESUS, I THINK ABOUT THIS FIC...ALL...THE.......TIME)

Harry Styles Cooks..., by sunsetmog. Louis owns all of Harry Styles’ cookbooks, and he never intends to cook a single thing out of any of them. (yeah, it's a wip, yeah, I flatline every time it updates, what of it, I'm living my best life vicariously through it!!)

#fic rec #faves of 2019 #i have so many more i love that i read #but this is a theme lmaooooo #hope that one anon loves it!

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