#why is she like thissssssssssss

[p-perkeys]

Laura and Elixir and why I shipped them:

First, have you heard the song No One Does It Better by You Me At Six? Was obsessed with them around the time I first read this. Such a JoshxLaura song. Especially love the part where he sings “no one does it better” in the background underneath the “if I just save you”. Logan’s slogan (and Laura’s) “I’m the best there is at what I do.” It just works. Listen to it while you look at these scans and I swear you’ll ship them too. Lmk if you get the lore.

First - THE CHILL BUMPS? I wish I could rewind 12 years and read this for the first time again. Logan’s “It’s inside her” and the way Choi mastered the look of absolute pain on Laura’s face… STOP.

The way she completely hates herself… and she’s so nonchalant about it. “The mission is —“ NO MA’AM.

Logan caring. Love this. “Somebody fucking get to Laura!!” - I can hear his voice and it gives me chills. The panic is felt through the pages. I like to imagine he starts to realize how bad off she is here.

“Yes.” With the thousand yard stare. She’s thought about this for her whole life. ❤️‍🩹

THISSSSSSSSSSSS. “But now I know why I’m here. To save you.” FUCKING QUIT ITTTTTTTTTT. “… let me try.” LET YOU TRY?? AHHH.

He did it. ❤️‍🩹 He wanted her to stay so bad. FUCK. Craig Kyle and Chris Yost aimed for the heart. 😭😭😭

So yeah. The only boy I ship Laura with because he’s the only one who’s proven himself worthy. He actually cared. Like with his heart.

[knwatchesmonkiekid]

i NEEEED TO RANT RN OKAYYY!?!?!? JUST LET ME!!!

ALRIGHT ALRIGHT IM OK IM OKK IM NOT OK

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

LOOK I KNOW I MENTIONED THAT THIS BLOG IS DEAD... IT KINDA IS... BUT I NEED TO RANT ABOUT S2E7 B4 I GO CRAZYYY!!!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! WHAT!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?

spoilers for season 2 ep 7 dwon below btw

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

MACAQUE IS BACKKKKK?~???!!!!! AND HES JUST AS EPIC--- IF NOT EVEN MORE EPIC-- THAN BEFORE??!?!?!?

OH MY GOSHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

okay

lets get started...

first off... may I just say... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THESE LMK EPS ARE AMAIZINGG!????? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

second...

MK's fear of Monkey king picking the wrong successor is soooo EPIC?!?!?!?! look i know that LadyBoneDemon (lets call her lbd) is evil... but dang.... she sure knew how to plant fear and doubt in MK lol.

"those who bring light into this world, inevitably bring darkness to those they hold dear"

that line....

why does it seem like Macaque and Wukong have a very very important backstory that will affect the plot later on!?!??!!? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

THE WHOLE SHADOW COMPARION THING AND MK LOOKING AT HIS SHADOW!??!?!!?

AHHHH AND HIM THINKING THAT MONKEY KING WAS THEE "Hero" and he is the "warrior"!?!?!? AHHHHHHHHHHHH EPICCCCCCCC

AND OH MY GSOHHHHWAS SOO SMOOTHHHHHA HHHHHHHHHHHH

EEPICCCCCCC

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thats soo sad tho... When Macaque said that he prob should unload his secret insecurities he said that he would be there all day....

WHAT THE HECK HAPPENED TO THIS MONKEY!?!?!?!?

WHY DO I WANT TO GIVE HIM A HUG!?!?!?!?

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OKKAYY OKAYYY OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

WHAT THE HECKKKKK!??!?!? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! OH MY GSHHHHH THE COMPARISIONSSSSS AHHHHHHHHHH

AND THE WAY MACAQUE'S EYES WIDDENED!?!?!?!?!?

WHAT THE HECK IS MACAQUE AND WUKONG'S HISTORY!!?!?!!? HUH?!?!?!?

I WANNA KNOW SOO BADLYYYYYY AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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AND THISSSSSSS

"You're a bit too much like him"

EXUCESE ME WHAT!?!?!? WHAT THE HECK IS THEIR HISTORY!?!?!?!?

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AND THISSSSSSSSSSSS ENDINGGG

first of... the animation with the lbd-related scenes are epic...

BUT OVERALL AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! WHAT!??!?? NOOOOOO MACAQUEEE BABYYY U BETTER BE OKAYYYY!!!!!

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alright... im good now.... i let it allll out....

welppp i may or may not come back here again... we'll see ig

anywyas thanks for coming to my rnat!! Byeeeee

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[xxgothchatonxx]

8 days until the new year & I’m finally moving on. The last time I did this was in MAY! Okay, I’m scared but let’s do this! WE’RE BACK, BABEYYYYY

And the Beast from the Sea:

* HE MONCHHHHHH

* “He ATE IT?” “He ate it up.” God, I love this show.

* Ohhhh Alana looks yummyyyyyyyyy

* “Jack Crawford, fisher of men, watching my cork move against the current. You got me again.” This shows writing is so dramatic & we just hit the first minute.

* I’ve missed therapy. & this session is great! So explorative, evocative!

* REBA, MY LOOOOOOVE!

* I love the idea that the dragon & Francis are now disconnected after Reba. She’s his coil to humanity, & the Dragon craves her. Amazingggg

* YOU CAN TOSS THE DRAGON TO SOMEONE ELSE??

* God, Richard Armitage, I love how you move! Such a clear shift. So instant.

* HANNIBAL, LEAVE THEM ALL ALONE!!! DONT PLANT ANYTHING!!! HOW DARE YOU???

* WHY THE HELL DID THE “Kill them all?” SHOT HAVE YOU STARE INTO MY SOLE, MADS?? WHY??

* I’m sorry, what is with this season 2 score?

* OKAY IVE MISSED THIS BUILDUP! Ohhh, wings and the tail! Fun!

* Reba & Francis!!! MY FAVS!!!

* Cue my plotting to murder family #3 home video

* NOT THE DOGGIESSSS!

* “I’m not fortunes fool—I’m yours.” YALL

* HANNI IS JUST IN HIS LITTLE SEXY GLASS TWIRLING HIS HAIR WHEN WILL SHOWS UP & PLAYING HIS LITTLE IRL D&D STRATEGY GAME & I can’t blame him. But he should stick to his dusty books,

* OH HE’S SO SASSY!!!

* “There’s a family out there who don’t know who’s coming.” Yeah, William, & I hate to say it, but it’s YOURS!💔

* DONT PSYCHOANALYZE HIM, HANNIBAL!

* “Social media, I imagine. Cant be too careful with privacy settings.” STFUUUUU HE’S SUCH A BITCHY LITTLE MAN!

* LE GASP! I REALLY GOTTA FINISH THESE THINGS. “And I’m not letting them die, Will. You are.” SHUT THE FUCK UPPPPPPP, YOU BASTARD MAN!

* WAKE UP BABE, THE MURDER TEETH JUST DROPPED!

* OH I AM LOVING THISSSSSSSSSSSS

* HE IS REALLY STALKING IN HIS FUCKING LEATHER STRAIGHTJACKET!

* I LOVE THISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

* OH FUCK FUCIN FUCK FFUCJ NO NO NO

* WILLIAMMMMMMM😭😭😭😭

* “You gonna kill him?” “No.” WILLIAM, YOU COULD NOT BE MORE WRONG

* THIS POOR KID OMGGGGGG

* “I had to justify myself to an 11 year old.” Damn, William, sorry.

* MOLLYYYYYYYYYY (totally forgot her name so I’m happy Will said it a few second ago)

* HANNIBAL BASTARD MAN LECTER WITH YOUR LITTLE FUCKING BOOK

* OH ALANAAAAAAAAA, MY MYYYYYYY

* “Would you have told me the truth?” “I’m my own way, I always have.” YEAH, LIKE A FUCKING BASTARD, YOU BASTARD MAN!

* Oh, a surprise guest in Jack!

* Hannibal “Trans Rights” Lecter part 2

* I am laughing way to hard at Sexy Glass Cell Hannibal. “You have hubbed hell, Dr. Lecter.” “I often do.” I LOVE THIS BASTARDDDDD

* OHHH THE TAILLLLLLLL

* Oh they are not the best of friends anymore!!!

* Francis, PLEASE STOP

* OH THE WINGSSSSS WHERE ARE WE??

* OHHHHH OF COURSE, QUEEN REBA!

* OHH I LOVE THEM SO MUCH!!!! THEY ARE SO GOOD TOGETHER!!!!

* DAMN, GET YOUR FUCKING HAT, FRANCIS!!!! This is why we can’t have nice things! YOU MADE HER CRY!!!!!😭😭😭😭

* Stupid fucking dragonnnnnn

* Oh, this aught to be a very educational moment.

* “(SOBBING OVER THE LINE??)”

* OH THAT VOCAL SHIFT IS MAGNIFICENT

* A sweet man💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔

* HANNIBAL NO YOU MOTHERFUCKERBHRHSHIRHRHRBFB OH MY FUCKING GOD

* I LOVE THIS JACKKKKKK

* & yummy Alana OH & INDIGNANT HANNIBAL

* I never would have thought that quick shot of Hannibal turning his head with that mask would be when HIS TOILET WAS BEING TAKEN OH MY GOOOOOD IT’S WHAT YOU DESERVE, BUDDY

* Heyyyy, Molly’s awakeeeee

* Molly, this is NOT the self-blame game! Piling on Jack doesn’t count! Negative points!

* OH WILLIAM Bby nooo STOP CRYING PEOPLE, IM GONNA CRYYYY

* OH WILLIAM’S GOT HIS REVENGE EYES ON OH FUCK WE GOT A MIRROR (mirroring movements, not a mirror for the trick, that was just the fade) WALK TO HANNIBAL OHHH THAT WAS NICE

* STOP BEING SO HIGH BROW, BASTARDDDDD

* “Save yourself. Kill them all. Then I gave him your home address.” FUCKING HELL, NOT CRYPTIC BUT VERY BITCHY BASTARD OF YOU, BASTARD

* REVENGE EYES TO “I’m bored, let’s have some fun” ASSHOLE

* I don’t know if I like that this mirror isn’t directly equal. I get the ✨symbolism✨ of Hannibal finally being caught & pushed into the corner of indignity & Will inching closer to rip him to shreds, but it’s Not Equallll

* All thanks to you, Hanni.

* We have crave change, Hannibal, but not in a “let’s go murder our neighbors” kind of change

* SIIIIIIIIIIIGH FUCK THIS FELT LIKE IT TOOK FOREVER BUT GOD HAVE I MISSED IT!!! Want to keep watching, but I have a movie date with the twin

(Video reaction will be turned into a 40 second audio & I’ll send it over to you!)

I love that this is the third adaptation of Red Dragon but I was still like "HOLY SHIT WHAT?!" when watching this episode.

Speaking of which, now you're going to be up to hands-down one of the most unintentionally hilarious (or maybe it is funny- knowing Bryan, he probably wanted it to be a bit funny..) episodes I've ever seen of any TV show 😂

[niuxita21]

violeurtizberea Que hago con la ex de mi zeñora?🤷🏻‍♀️

[o-ceti]

🙃🙃🙃🙃

[empiressmpheadcanon]

im tired but okay so heres a random headcannon

ive seen a lot "of fish astmah as a result of the damaged egg" my first thought when i heard that was literal cracked patterns in his face,

like the cracked parts in his face are green and it looks sorta like theres slime dripping down his face and he just went along with it? like imagine his skin as a pot that overtime breaks, his pot is having condensation/bleeding and releasing slime which is why hes so slimey. like how humans sweat!

this is sorta intertwined with another headcannon that eating the ocean orb didnt start lizzies fish transformation, she was already going through it, but rather that it sped it up so immensely because now she had the proper magic to do. so jimmys is just him going through it naturally and hes in the later stages because he was in water longer and was already aware he was fish (not demi-god tho).

this is very disjointed, my apologies!-🍒 anon

OOOOOOOO l love thissssssssssss !!!!

[kinetic-elaboration]

July 28: 3x01 Spock’s Brain

Today’s ep was the infamous Spock’s Brain. I’d never seen it before and always insisted I didn’t want to but...this is a complete rewatch so I guess I kinda had to.

As predicted, it was bad. Utter nonsense for a premise and the actual execution shot through with sexism. There were some aspects that I did like but most of them have been done better by other eps--and in any case were not worth the ridiculous basis of the ep itself. Honestly, if I were watching all this live, and I waited months for this, I might have wondered if the show weren’t better off cancelled.

But I would have been wrong because the next ep is The Enterprise Incident so! Sometimes you just need to be patient.

This episode is starting out so strangely. Why is the bridge being shot from all these weird angles? And why do the colors seem...duller?

They really can spy on these other ships, huh?

“My name is Captain James Kirk.” Not breaking out the middle initial today, I see.

Chapel going for the drama as she falls down.

Kirk too, sprawled over his chair. (Makes me think of “The chair is, in fact, not bolted to the ground.”)

This honestly reads like a bad parody of Star Trek.

Ridiculous lines include: “His brain is gone.” “His incredible Vulcan physique.” “In search of his brain.” “Where are you going to look for his brain?” “It was taken out, it can be put back in.”

“Spock’s body is more dependent on his brain” than a human’s. Ummmm I feel like there’s something suspicious in there.

The only good thing about this ep is Kirk’s devotion to Spock.

Seriously why does the bridge look so different? Filming it from a different location changes everything.

When Kirk paces in front of the view screen, it really shows off how small it is.

“The spaceship that has Spock’s brain.”

I like these schematics and Chekov’s little presentation here. Also Kirk can automatically put years to all the planet evolution codes or whatever--like on the one hand, of course he can, that’s his job, but on another... what a nerd.

Honestly these people--obviously, they are underground on the ice planet. Obviously!!! I actually do appreciate this scene in general, with the bridge crew working out a problem on the bridge, which actually almost never happens--it’s definitely the best scene of the ep--but still. It’s obviously the ice planet.

Also, I like that Uhura gets to contribute. She thinks outside of the box, asks the good questions. Don’t just look at the outside evolution of the planet--ask about what the brain could be used for, and where it might be.

“Get there, find the brain.”

Oh no, he accidentally called Scotty Spock :(

“High of 40. Livable.” I realize this is a Russian joke but that’s really not that bad lol. Definitely not an ice age anymore.

“They give pain and delight.” So they’re dominatrixes?

“You are small.” Well no need to be mean about it.

Don’t you have a companion?? Love that that’s one of their synonyms for “spouse” or “partner.”

The alien men look like they’re wearing short jean skirts.

“A dead and buried city on a planet in a glacial age.” That’s a good idea. Could have done something better with that.

Chekov’s still stuck on the no women thing, I think.

Why did they dress Spock in a leftover outfit from This Side of Paradise?

McCoy and his stimulants again, waking up the alien lady after they stunned her. Multi-purpose.

“I know nothing about a brain.” Clearly.

So all the women live below ground, and all the men live above...

Ah-ha, they have found Spock’s voice.

“There is a definite pleasurable experience connected with the hearing of your voice.” This ep is almost worth it for that line.

Also Kirk’s face when he hears Spock’s voice.

I like that Spock is still funny. Honestly he’s probably funnier disembodied. This is a very humorous Spock characterization. “That is a practical idea. It seems unlikely that I shall be able to get to you.”

WHAT IS BRAIN.

They’re being quite sexist, aren’t they? “No engineering geniuses here. Only women. None of these women could ever have done surgery on Spock’s brain.” Like I know it’s that they’re obviously (or supposedly obviously) naive and childlike but like combining that with the sex segregated society and the actual phrasing of these lines (WOMEN?? Engineers?? Doctors??) plus Kirk assuming the Controller is a man (who says?) all creates this like definite sexist vibe while watching. Ugh make it stop.

How can Spock’s brain control everything? They’ve only had it for 5 minutes.

“Mistress.” I told you they were dominatrixes.

Oh yeah Captain Sulu!!

More sexist quotes: “What a way to maintain control over a man.” “I’ve certainly noticed their delightful aspects.” Please stop talking; you’re digging yourselves in a deeper hole.

(Seriously though--I feel like the unspoken world building fact here is that the women need the men for procreation specifically, which is why they capture the men, and then control them--using the “pain belts”--to have sex--the “pleasure.” They probably also use them for other labor, given the presence of the male guards and the line “they won’t help us if we don’t control them” or whatever it was. But surely the delightfulness of the women is more than their physical appearance, is what I’m saying.)

What is the commentary on gender here? Women = scary, dumb, and hot?

Yeah, how DOES Spock’s brain fit into this?

Lol at Spock’s empty body calmly watching them all fighting.

“Science will triumph.” A real lost opportunity in the AOS-verse to have Kirk say this after a bar brawl.

“You are a disembodied brain.” I feel like there’s a (McCoy) joke in here about how he’s reached his ideal state.

His body is the building. (I was right, I totally called this plot point as soon as Spock started talking about his incredibly large body and how his brain was still doing things like regulating oxygen. I must say... this is not a bad idea, except for the brain stealing part. Like there’s something in there, the idea of the complex as a body, powered by a brain. Idk.)

So basically Spock is taking another opportunity to insult Bones’ medical skills. Oh Spock, never change.

I feel like Bones is enjoying his Spock puppet, on some level.

“Pain bands.”

Use the Spock puppet, Kirk! Use it to fight the lady alien!

“The controller is young and powerful, perfect.” / “How very flattering.” LOL I can’t believe this is real.

“You took his brain. You will put it back.”

So the alien lady puts on the spiky helmet and now she’s suddenly smart. I hate thissssssssssss.

(I actually do think the idea of old knowledge stored outside of the... brains...of the current generation, for their own protection, as decided by the paternalist elders... is not itself a bad concept. Of course it’s also a concept that other eps did better, like The Apple or For the World is Hollow or even Return of the Archons. Again, combining it with all the gross things they said about women earlier just leaves a bad taste. Even though--even though!!--we don’t know who the elder people were. Like, was this a matriarchal society that saved the women in the underground because they were better? Or was it a patriarchal society that put the women in the underground because they were considered weak and in need of protection? I rather assumed the second, but I think there’s some evidence for the first, in particular, that the story reeks of Sexualized Male Fear. What’s a better combination of hot and scary than a matriarchy of women in short skirts?)

“Got your gun.” (But the other way around.)

“Our need for the Controller is more important than your need for your friend.” That sounds an awful lot like “The needs of the many outweigh needs of the one” and we all know what Kirk thinks about that. That said, he’s really not...engaging with her facially fair argument at all.

“No one may kill a man. Not for any purpose. It cannot be condoned.”

Love Scotty’s acting skills. Gotta get this gun back really fast--create a diversion by fainting! But not too much!

I do love McCoy. He’s an adventurer too. He pretends he’s not but he jumps at the chance to discover and learn. He will not hesitate to put himself in danger if it’s for the common good or to protect his friends.

“Put the teacher on.”

Now finally Kirk is engaging with the fate of the society he’s encountered lol. Like, again, he’s not wrong; they’ve stagnated under the computer/controller and it’s not moral to steal from someone else to keep your comfortable and boring life going when you could just do the work yourself, but coming this late, it feels like an afterthought. It’s also weird that she just like stood by and let them take Spock and his brain after all that to do about...not letting them have the brain. Like at the end of the day she was not so inept. Also, they never explained what happens to all the knowledge in the teacher. One would assume they’d have to access it--or not? They’re just to start from scratch? Also legit I guess. And finally... all I can really hear, in the emphasis on integrating with the men again, is “You’ll learn how to develop a society naturally and also about heterosexual sex wink wink.” (Except that as I said... I think they know about that.)

I see McCoy’s regretting that “child’s play” talk now.

“Give priority to reconnecting Spock’s vocal cords.” Yep that’s how the brain works for sure.

Wow Spock really does have to do everything himself. Including operate on himself.

“This Vulcan is telling me how to operate.”

How did he operate without...opening Spock’s skull... in any way??

Not to question the verisimilitude of Spock’s Brain lol.

Everyone’s being so rude--Spock is providing valuable last minute exposition/explanation about this weird-ass society!

It’s always odd when they don’t return to the bridge. Like, they’re not going to collect Chekov?

That was... something.

I liked a few things: any excuse for Kirk to be devoted to Spock; the humor Spock showed; I liked the bridge scene where they looked at the map of the planets; and I liked certain things about the premise of the episode, although, like I said, most of the general aspects (post-disaster society, reliance on computers, etc.) had been done better in other episodes. I liked the look into the Male Brain lol.

What I didn’t like was how outright ridiculous the basic catalyzing event was--Spock’s brain has been literally stolen like??? Are you kidding me? That led to a considerable amount of dialogue that read like a Star Trek parody. Did not like that. And of course, as I said... the sexism. I think I’ve unpacked that enough. It didn’t need to be sexist, and you can explain it in a way that’s not, but the vibe sure was. It was like... well a lot of TOS is like this imo. You can give it an A (or at least a B) for effort, but what comes out is so obviously tainted by the sexism of the creators. Like, for example, how they say they believe in women who are just as capable and professional as men, but struggle to show it. This ep wanted to show a matriarchal society but it wasn’t really a matriarchal society--it was a Freudian dream that was all about the male psyche and what it most fears and wants.

All that said.. the next ep is a D.C. Fontana creation featuring one of my favorite TOS Ladies, the Female Romulan Commander, so I will be receiving a consolation prize.

Also the AOS verse is still more sexist and doesn’t have an excuse I said what I said.

[theocseason4]

another reason like why the rhony girls are my absolute queens and why rhony is one of the best shows ever like literally ever is that those ladies they give us their ALLLLLL like with rhobh for ex you can see clearly have stuff they agreed to not discuss on the show like ever and so we get these storylines that are absolutely ridiculous and make no sense at all most of the time and should not last more than 2 episodes like why are we not saying dorit get chased around in the bahamas like someone asking her to pay her debts and the camera crew was THERE why are we not seeing thissssssssssss like same thing with this season of vanderpump like at this point we are literally doing detective work to figure out what truly goes on with the cast because they have decided to only show the “good” parts of themselves as if we all didnt get hooked on the show because kristen and jax were watching drive, she sucked his cock, he returned the favor  

[kimcheolwoon]

3 facts I learned: 1) binch 2) binch 3) uhh.. oh yea! biiinncchh

i cannot believe i am even answering this rn

[were-cheetah-stiles]

Last ones for me, I'll actually pick them this time instead... 12, 13, 22, 23, 24, 29, 32, 55, 63, 110, 129 and 130

oh wow, you really held back there, anonymous friend. 0__0 jk. it’s cool. i asked for this life. 

12) my top 5 favorite songs right now?

AH. WHY. fine. fuck you though. *begrudgingly opens iTunes to see what she has been playing on repeat*

Guilty Party - The National

Attention - Charlie Puth

Fetish - Selena Gomez

Do You Still Love Me? - Ryan Adams

Redbone - Childish Gambino

13)  do i like it when people play with my hair?

is Dylan O’Brien’s dick thick? PROBABLY. 

but also, yes, i love it when people play with my hair. 

22) where would i like to travel?

boy do you know my soft spot, anonymous friend. ugh. where wouldn’t i want to travel, you know? i’d love to go to France, Norway, Argentina, Vietnam, Cambodia, Laos, Thailand, Switzerland, Nova Scotia, Maine, Banff National Park... the list goes on and on and on..

23) do i have trust issues?

yes. i have been cheated on by all three of my major boyfriends so trust issues i do have.

24) favorite part of my daily routine?

do i have a daily routine? i like eating. that’s a fun part of my day. and sleeping. 

29) have any of my ex’s told me they regret breaking up?

*smiles mischievously* literally every. last. one. 

always figure it out too late though. dipshits.

32) which celebrities would you have a threesome with?

*smiles mischievously again* heh. DOB, obv. andddddddddd either like Gosling or The Weeknd. you just know that Abel is like the dirtiest and most talented motherfucker on earth. jesus. 

55) favorite blog

*sings* i’m not answering thissssssssssss.

63) ever been in love

yes. very much so. *shrugs*

110) have you ever liked someone so much it hurt?

yes. Dylan is literally causing me pain on the daily. asshole.

129) zodiac sign?

Tauras? Tuaras? HOW THE FUCK DO YOU SPELL THIS SHIT. *uses the intergoogles* OH IT’S A UUUUU. I’m a Taurus, but like, obviously i really pay attention to all of that.......

130) do you like subway?

i literally thought this said the subway and i was like, aw you really thought about where i live :D but then i realized you meant the sandwich place. im gonna answer it as the way i first thought. i love the subway. with all of my heart and soul. my dad runs the Times Square subway station and i have grown up with like trains running through my blood and yea, i just love trains and the subway.

thanks for all the asks, anonymous friend. you are kind.

[ask-villain-number-1]

Section 7 (I messed up the copy and pasted the middle of the chapter)

~~Part 7~~

Cupcake was busily exploring the lair under the wandering eye of Ringo. She had crawled around the now inflated air mattresses, bared her new teeth at the fanged man hanging on a pipe along the western wall, kicked the yarn of the knitting Berry, bitten the leg of the reading Icy, and pulled the hair of the sleeping Junior. The green frog puppet, who they had identified as Kermit, was sitting cross legged next to Robbies empty chair. He didn’t say much besides the occasional, ‘Leave me alone’ or ‘Put that down’ to the curious toddler. It wasn’t until she bit his leg that he actually raised his voice to let out an unholy scream that not only scared her and caused everyone to flinch and cover their ears, but also snapped Ringo back to reality.

  Ringo had been so caught up in his thoughts that he hadn’t been paying much attention to the antics of Cupcake. Everytime she passed Icy to get to another place he couldn’t help but stare at him. The way he crossed his legs at the knee, or how he periodically flipped his hair out his eyes. The way his electric blue eyes moved across the page of the book in his lap. With a sigh the ginger stood up and made his way to the crying toddler, pulling a pacifier out his pocket and popping it in her mouth before lifting her up and away from the frog.  “Sorry about that Kermit.” He apologized in a tired voice. Rather than holding her or allowing her to roam once more, he set her in the blanket filled pool.

  Kermit ceased his screaming and returned to his silent staring at the wall, an arm resting on the side of Robbie’s chair and his pineapple beside him. The room soon fell back into their activities, save for Icy who was glaring intently at the puppet. It was quiet in the lair, possibly due to the lack of Sportabork who still hadn’t returned after his angry departure from Lazymart. The only sounds were coming from the Lair itself, but even those were at a minimum.

  In RottenVille, Robbie Rotten was preparing to make the first of many nightly phone calls to his pets at home. He was sure they would be fine on their own, but he still found it necessary to check up on them. He already knew what would go down even without him being there, Cupcake or Icy would answer the phone; the cat that wasn’t able to get the phone fast enough would be whining and yowling in the background like a fool. Then he’d hear the ups and downs of the day, what pests had been found and killed in the lair. After a few seconds of silence the cat would just hang up on him with either a simple swear word, Cupcake’s favorite way of doing it, or a praise, Icy’s usual way of hanging up.

  Rita, unaware of the talents of her grandchildren, assumed he was always talking to a pet-sitter. She didn’t understand why he didn’t bring the pets she loved so dearly, even if they gave her the occasional frighten. Still, the elderly woman treasured the time she had alone with her beloved son, secretly happy to not have to deal with the usual hubbub of the creatures. She watched in adoration as her son dialed the number to his lair and waited for someone to answer.

  ‘’RING- RIIIIIIIIIIIING- RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING” The ringing of the phone startled all but Kermit who simply looked at it confused. Instincts kicking in the leather clad Icy rushed to the phone and put it to his ear. “Hello, Icy speaking!”

  “What’s happening at the lair?” Robbies asked, smiling at his mother. Normally he would call at night, but he had promised his mom he’d join her for one of her knitting circles tonight and wasn’t sure what he’d be able to call again. “Is everything alright?”

  “Y-Yeah, peachy.” Icy replied. Ringo waved to him and pointed at the device where they’d cornered Junior. “Well, actually we might not be fine…”

  Rita watched curiously as the smile left her precious son face. Had something happened to one of her grandchildren, was something wrong with the lair itself? ‘What’s wrong?’ she mouthed to him from across the room.

  “What happened?” Robbie demanded, trying to keep a level head. Internally however, he could only imagine the chaos that could have happened in the six hours he had been gone. He didn’t hear Cupcake in the background, was she outside the lair or dead? Did they destroy one of his various inventions around the lair? “Hello?”

  “The device on the first floor near your workbench, the one that resembles a microscope, what is it?” Icy asked. Behind him, Trevor was climbing off the pipe and moving closer to him in hopes of hearing the conversation better.

  “You mean my Therianthropy Scope?” Robbie relaxed, he should have known it was just the typical inquisitiveness of the cats. He gave his mom a hand motion to let her know that there was nothing to worry about. “It’s just one of many things you shouldn’t touch because as you well know, curiosity killed the cat.”

  “Yeah, well satisfaction brought it back.” Icy said sharply. “What does this Therianthroaty thing do exactly?”

  “Therianthropy, and none of your business, just don’t touch it.” Robbie replied coldly. He was surprised that Icy was being rude, usually it was that female cat that would sass him back like this. “You’ve already touched it haven’t you?”

  “I didn’t personally, but Trevor was on it earlier and it might have broken.” The tattooed man began hissing loudly from somewhere behind him, and the blue haired man knew he had to cut the conversation short. “Err…is there any way we could fix it?”

  “NO!” The shout that came from Robbie’s mouth caused Rita to jump. “No, do not lay so much as a pa- HAND on it!”

  “Understood darling, now I simply must get going I believe there is a mouse in the lair.” Icy slammed the phone down on it’s base so fast it nearly fell off the small table it resided on. He whirled around to find Trevor  inches away, his eyes narrowed to slits and tongue flicking in and out of his mouth wildly.

  “How DARE YOU PIN THISSSSSSSSSSSSSS ON ME!” The tall man jeered.

  “WELL I’M NOT WRONG!” Icy shot back, shoving him away.

  “OI, BREAK IT UP YOU TWO!” Ringo snapped from across the room, where he had been looking through the dictionary to look up therianthropy.

  “Quiet….” Junior mumbled from one of the mattresses. He didn’t want to wake up yet, he wanted to sleep more, but that was impossible to do with all this yelling and bickering.

  “NO, I AM NOT TAKING THE FALL FOR THISSSSSSSSSSSS!”

  “Well it’s YOUR fault Trevor, if you hadn’t been on it in the first place!” Icy snapped.

  “IF RINGO HADN’T BEEN ACTING LIKE A FOOL OVER SSSSSSSSSSOME SSSSSSSSTUPID SSSSSSSSSSSOCKSSSSSSSSSS!”

  “Well if Junior hadn’t taken my socks!”

  “Keep me out of this!” The purple haired boy whined, pulling the blanket over his head. He had hidden the socks, yes, so he didn’t have much to worry about. “If Cupcake hadn’t been a coward!”

  “Cupcake did nothing, she was merely frightened by Trevor and wished not to start conflict!” Ringo jumped in at the defense of the toddler who was currently rolling around in the blankets. “Keep her out of this!”

    “EVERYBODY QUIET DOWN!” Berry roared, his voice thundering and echoing around the lair. It immediately fell quiet as the teen set down his knitting aside and glared around the room. “Look at us, fighting like children over who is to blame for our own misfortune!”

  “Well, it was Juniors fault.” Ringo pointed out, still going through the dictionary.

  “NO, IT WAS TREVOR’S!” The child insisted.

  “QUIET!” Berry ordered again. “It was all our faults, we were reckless.”

  “Me too?” Cupcake asked, pulling the pacifier from her mouth.

  “Yes Cupcake, even you.”

  “I sorry.” She put the pacifier back in her mouth and resumed sucking away.

  “Icy, you apologize now.”

  “FOR WHAT?”

  “Blaming Trevor, he meant no harm to anyone!”

  “Sorry Trevor, even though you were the one that activated the Scope.” Icy said.

  “ICY, JUST APOLOGIZE LIKE YOU MEAN IT!”

  “I am sorry for blaming you Trevor.” Icy repeated, folding his arms.

  “I’m sorry too chaps, I had a large role in this. Going mad over socks of all things!” Ringo pinched his nose and took a deep breath. “My most sincere apologies to you all.”

  “I’m sorry for stealing your socks but you’re not getting them back!” Junior chimed from the mattress.

  “I’m sorry Junior, but if you don’t return those socks I’m going to throw you out the lair for the rest of the week.” Berry threatened. In a flash the child was rushing to a box of rags and throwing things aside until he held up Ringo’s precios socks.

  “I’m thorry for nearly biting you Ithy.”

  “What the hell dude, get away from me with your Dracula self.” Icy scowled, walking to the other side of the lair.

  “I sorry for poo.” Cupcake chirped from in the pool.

  “I’m sorry for Ringo who has to change her.” Berry looked over at the ginger who let out a loud sigh.

  “C’mere poppet,” Ringo groaned as he grabbed a diaper from the package.

  “Robbie, what was going on at your lair?” Rita sat next to her son concerned, rubbing his back with one hand and holding one of his with the other. “Are the pets alright?”

  “Yes, the sitter was just worried about them messing with one of my machines, it’s all fine Mommy.” Robbie assured her, giving her a tight hug. In reality, he was worried about what his devious little pets were doing. The lack of Cupcake in that last call worried him to no end, but he wouldn’t let that get in the way of him and his mother’s special time together. “We have nothing to worry about.”