Content- Villain/Hero setting, Villain Whumper, background character death, guns
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ignore pronoun inconsistency, I'm writing this at 1:43 AM. I have had 10 hours of sleep since Saturday. (tuesday as i type this.)
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Whumpee is about to be killed. They're one of many of Hero's men to be killed today— just collateral damage. A team of Whumper's men has infiltrated Hero's building, and they'd found Whumpee's sector.
Everyone in the branch is already dead. Of course, Hero and their main team had quickly moved location, but they had left everyone else behind. Bodies litter the floor around Whumpee.
Whumpee had thought they'd been friends with Hero, enough to be considered important enough for the heroic escape. Whumpee's heart ebbs with bitterness and jealousy.
One of Whumper's henchmen has the gun pointed right at them. They cock it, seeming somewhat bored.
"Please don't kill me! I'll do anything!" Whumpee bursts out, pressing up against the wall. They're bordering on a panic attack, eyes wet with tears.
The henchmen glance at each other skeptically. One murmurs something to the one with the gun, and the gun lowers. There's a moment of hushed chatter, and one of the men leaves.
Whumpee is shocked. Are they being spared? That easily?
"You really aren't killing me?" They try after a while of silence.
"Whumpee (Lastname)?" The one with the now holstered gun replies, looking mildly irritated.
"Uhm. Yeah." Whumpee is terrified.
How do they have my name?
The man clicks his tongue. "Good thing we didn't shoot you. Figured Hero had ya' with."
Whumpee glances to Whumper's other men for some kind of hint in their eyes. Nothing.
After what seems like an eternity, footsteps come down the hall.
Whumper is an intimidating son of a bitch. Their lean form walks into the room, carefully stepping over bloodied corpses. They head straight for Whumpee, their henchmen stepping out of their way.
"You're a hard person to get ahold of, you know that?" They smile faintly. "Hero keeps you well guarded."
"They... they do-?"
"Not this time. They fled. Without you. Packed up and left you all for me." Whumper grabs Whumpee's wrist, grinning. "Come along, sweet thing."
"And why should I come with you?" Whumpee says, unable to stop the tremor in their voice.
"You told my men you'd do anything to live." Whumper replies smoothly, yanking them to their feet. "So you're coming to work for me. Welcome to the team."
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Now that I have seen this travesty of a movie, I can say without out a shadow of doubt TYLER PERRY NEEDS TO HIRING SOME MOTHER fucking WRITERS. I need someone that has watched this movie on Netflix to tell me what the hell did I watch. The only saving grace was Kelly Rowland and Trevante Rhodes. I didn’t even understand the need for the gallery owner. She just sounded bitter and jealous once her cash cow stopped dipping his popsicles in her cookie dough.
AND THE ENDING WAS TRASH AS WELL
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03.11.23
#Mira-Marathon | Knives Out
Film
Name: Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery (2022);
Production Studios: Netflix, T-Street;
Director and Screenwriter by: Rian Johnson;
Starring: Daniel Craig, Edward Norton, Janelle Monáe, Kate Hudson, Kathryn Hahn;
Genres: Comedy, Criminal, Drama, Detective;
Running Time: 2 hours 19 minutes;
"Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery" is a sequel to the 2019 film, where the famous detective Benoit Blanc goes to Greece to solve a mystery that connects a new group of suspects, because even before the trip, everyone knew what was going to happen... a murder. This is an exciting detective story with a complex plot, a talented cast and humor. Although some of the characters are stereotypical, this is a great movie for fans of interesting stories and mysteries.
My rating: 9/10
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In order to make the background i had to kinda make the outer lines crunchy but it’s
f i n e
i put a blue layer over both to make it less harsh, but on the first i used multiply, and on the second, i used Lighten, thought it looked cool!
i think they turned out alright lol.
@funneylizzie
edit; wanted to show y’all the white version as well, i probably should have kept it like that. looks much better, no?
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