#2. evil

[hotdrinks]

not an exaggeration, once a month, right when rent is due, my apartment complex sends me a notice that is like “uhhmmm teehee..you actually owe us 1,000 additional dollars. don’t ask why :33″ and then I send them a detailed email including screenshots and time stamps of why that is not the case and they go “drats!! he got us!!!” and scamper back to their little hole underneath the roots of a big tree like “we’ll get him next month!” like if they can just catch me unawares I’ll accidentally pay them $1000

[princerevenant]

you haven't changed, you just think you have

[amalgamezz]

ALT

[yourangle-yuordevil]

If you can't see them they can't see you, right?

[hg-aneh]

🙊🙉

[one-sadistic-bitch]

[redscrawl]

no i will not make separate blogs for my fandoms, everyone who follows me must experience ALL my insanity

[queenofplaguerats]

Love the part in Evil Dead 2 where Jake is being dragged into the cellar and Annie is trying to drag him out by the legs, but even when she's getting hit by a torrent of blood she's still pulling, like

Girl he's soup

[wr0wn]

Hunting hours

[insomniacxan]

take this for the next time you’re sick 🪴

[toqiuh]

My friend showed me this new au yesterday and I've been possessed ever since

[daily-leon]

[armed-saphire]

his name was actually Mr. Twitter before he was bought by Elon Musk

[lovelycleon]

Leon's model through the years:

[llysaan]

Am I playing the Resident Evil 2 Remake even though I’m easily scared and avoid the horror genre like the plague just because I think Leon S Kennedy is hot?

*deep deep deep sigh* Yes. Yes I am 😔👊

[kod23pm]

howdy