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Lae'zel:

The rest of the team:
#it's funny how much they complain about the hiking#like yes they can partake in strenuous combat no problem but the tiniest bit of hiking is too much#this group don't do cardio#bg3#baldur’s gate 3#bg3 photo mode#bg3 photomode#patch 8 stress test#virtual photography#bg3 screenshots#lae'zel#shadowheart#karlach#astarion#gale dekarios#wyll ravengard#the dark urge#tav#my ocs#bg3 memes
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I had hopes for this but the end result is not particularly an improvement imo
There are 4 options
1st option - ends the dialogue but you can ask the twins again
2nd and 3rd option - end the dialogue and you can't ask the twins again as long as Gale's your LI (I assume)
this is what you get if you try to ask again
And this is pretty much where any positive changes end imo
The 4th option can lead to sex. And they decided to word it like that. In Gale's mind, making love as gods is about intertwining their spirits. It's intimate on a profoundly deep level. It's not just about sex, but also about a connection to the person you love.
And that is used as a reason that he must be curios about having sex in a brothel with a couple of hired randos... It's just so disappointing and yikes to me.
The problem with this whole scene for me wasn't the persuasion roll itself, but the coercive manner the option plays out. That hasn't changed, but now you also don't need to roll for this decision which undermines that it's a shitty decision actually. Does this look like the face of a person who's enthusiastic about smth?

To me it reads that he definitely doesn't want to participate, but would tolerate watching his partner participate. But he sure af doesn't look like he wants any of this.
The rest of the scene plays out like it did before I think, soothing the player for their choice by implying that Gale enjoyed it actually, it's all fiiiine.
#gale dekarios#gale of waterdeep#gale#galemance#bg3#it's so yikes#for me there isn't any improvement here bc the problem is still there#bg3 spoilers#patch 6 spoilers#baldur's gate 3 spoilers#I don't understand why it's so important that this option even exists#especially for some companions like gale#I regret checking this change out at all
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Minthara Nation, are any of us surprised?
MOTHERFUCKERS
#bg3#baldur's gate 3#baldurs gate 3#baldur's gate iii#baldurs gate iii#bg3 patch 8#hotfix 31#minthara#bg3 minthara#minthara baenre#minthara bg3#nightwarden minthara#Minthara somehow companion with least added and most removed content simultaneously#I know there's heaps of problems with the implication but FUCK ME#I haven't even checked but I betcha the 'fixes' they were going to make to her SWD dialogue in patch 8 aren't even there#BET
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you gotta admire the insane chaotic energy that is going on with Larian at the moment. people are criticising bg3 for all the unfinished stuff in the final act and they drop a patch where they change the hair colour of a character, they add fur onto a sphynx cat and they make your companions dump 500 kgs of loot onto your 8 strength sorcerer. 10 days later they give you a hotfix "haha. rolling back. just kidding. none of that happened. we are fixing our latest fuck ups. we promise" it's hilarious.
#also larian will never solve the inventory problem in their games to be honest lol#it's nice that they are trying new things like “hmm quest items should be handed over automatically”#except those quest items are 20 kg heavy clown body parts#funny#bg3#baldur's gate 3#patch 3#my post#my posts#bg3 mine#hotfix 8#his majesty#sphynx#cat#raphael#larian studios#textposts#text post
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Everyone, i would like to introduce to you my half-elf bard tav named Teophanie (pronounced tiffany)
#baldur’s gate 3#baldurs gate 3#bg3#bg3 tav#karlach#karlach cliffgate#astarion#astarion ancunin#wyll ravengard#just imagine a scottish accent for the second pic and that’s teophanie#started this when that one patch 5 glitch made me unable to play a boss fight#so this is your problem now lol#petrichormariposa’s ocs#petrichormariposa’s art#artists on tumblr
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having tea with this guy is exhausting. fucking guess which one he wanted to hear from me. god lorenz… AND HES ONLY AT 6 CHARM.
#ann in fodlan#working byleth lorenz weekly tea parties into my headcanons for them#also i would like to clarify im NOT a lorenz hater take that energy somewhere else#i just like to poke fun :3 which im allowed to do bc HIS LEVELS HAVE BEEN SHIT#probably for the best hes taking dancer. HE CANT DO ANYTHING ELSE#‘youre being mean’ well mean would be benching him and leaving him to die#im taking this fucker to endgame!!! im gonna do it!!!#i tried to make him work last time i did a full new game only maddening run#i tried to make him a magic bow sniper and it didnt work because i also had yuri and felix who did whatever he was supposed to do way better#so. get dancer’d boy.#luckily. no one else has been giving me stat problems#well ignatz hasnt leveled strength at all yet but thats fine. i can patch that up#LORENZ tho. patching up lorenz is so much harder. BUT I DO IT. BECAUSE I LOVE.
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Deeply surprised by how many more middle aged metalhead assholes the Ghost concert had than the Powerwolf concert.
#I've only really been to 3 bands for concerts and most of the concerts were powerwolf#I've barely ever had problems with people#but yesterday at Ghost I genuinely started wishing a violent death upon the guy in front of us#I told him I had a leg injury and he proceeded to be incredibly rude and tell his entire family to stand in front of me on purpose#so that I couldn't see#the only thing he did the entire time w essentially hump his wife who did a disco dance#the guy behind us seemed similar but at least he was only being shit to his own kids i think#patches on the jackets matched the behaviour.....#i guess it's because ghost is more popular but i really expected that kind of thing at powerwolf and people there have always been so kind#a friend was there with me with crutches once and even though there was barely any space people were so careful#anyway. hope that guy has a horrible day and week and i hope his teen daughter is okay because i can't imagine having that man as a father#owl talks#powerwolf#ghost bc
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okay good to know there is not a single one of the four other princess maker games that doesn’t have an absolutely worthlessly bad official translation with consistent crashes, no translation at all, or an actually worthwhile fan translation but also with consistent crashes. great.
#i am not playing 3 with that dogshit TL are you kidding me#5 maybe with the patch but it seems really dubious stability wise#like pm2 being ‘incomplete’ was fine because the only problem was not showing some epilogues and moving on. that’s it.#switch speaks
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I'm sweating really badly amongst other things so hopefully this just points to MORE medication withdrawal and that's it :)
#vent#i've been without my lamotrigine for like 3 days because i have no ride#both my parents are acting like idiots right now and it's 100 dollars for uber there and back lmfao#i'm gonna just have to bite the bullet and either#A) have my dad take me and hear him say some super off the wall and unintentionally upsetting shit as well as some conservative garbage#or B) have my mom take me and get bitched at because now she's upset i'm (checks patch notes) getting high#which she's apparently only very recently decided she's got a problem with#what fucking ever i can barely think striaght
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DT will only be saved for me if they lean even more into FF9 I'm so serious
#more journaling#this is me saying i dont have high hopes for better story the least they could do is put more ff9 stuff in for real because we barely got#anything outside of Hey Nerds You Guys Know Alexandria Is A City In FF9 And Here's Some Remixes of 9 Music#and shit like Cleyra Was A Place in Living Memory yellow quests that we got a small handful of and are over in 3 min#like okay wholesale rip things straight from ff4 but ff9 gets crumbs???? And THIS story writing??? criminal#regardless of what a lot of us felt about post EW patches i've heard ff4 fans were actually happy. ff9 fans got robbed#honestly i think this is the thing that upsets me the most about DT especially with how dark and thought provoking ff9 actually is vs#the preschool cartoon level of hit you on the head overexplained writing the supposed FF9 Inspired expansion we got#i know this sounds like I hate DT a lot but i dont actually. But the handful of problems I do have with it are Massive
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I don't know how I'm going to be able to function at work when patch 6 is released. I'm going to be trying to respond to emails when all I'm going to be thinking about is kissing Gale with tongue
#lets be honest though thats already a problem#but now it will be real instead of just my imagination#i just want to passionately kiss gale!!!#yes i am making this post at my lunch break at work so obviously this is already a problem#gale dekarios#bg3#gale of waterdeep#baldur's gate 3#bg3 gale#bg3 patch 6
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Rain World fans getting ready to blame the game itself for crashing and not their 800 mods
#sorry I saw a video about the april fools patch notes and Rain World crashed at the end#and like. too many people in the comments thought that was the removing slugcats thing?#like 'Oh this is a really shitty april fools joke the games still crashing for me and it's not even april fools anymore :rolling_eyes:'#'This is literally preventing me from playing the game :sob:' and OP had to be in the comments saying like.#no it was almost definitely my mods crashing the game guys don't put this on the game check your mods#Rain World crashing so often is a very mod problem. I know because my friend has ultra-modded Rain World#and I think it's super funny when the game crashes because of it. Seeing Rain World friend activity pop up on my screen like 10 times <3#They're cool and understand that mods will do that. why are other people getting angry at the game itself.#gwahhh#Android.txt
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wanted to update my slugtaur's headshots so i could compare them. also a new one theyve got partial lop ears and a pointy nose <3 their name might change im going back and forth..
#art#spec bio#slugtaur#hextupods#galileo#charlotte#juniper#adelaide#august#another fucking name for them. idk what to call these things i just know i like them a lot ;-;#they dont even look like slugs like i originally pictured. most of their innerworkings are similar to frogs#like i said the updated side shots was mostly for comparison i wanted a visual of their quirks b4 i started august#im still thinking of a proper body type but their face is most important for right now#maybe ill come back tomorrow and properly outline their differences like list them. but for now im tired its like 3 am#i will say that most of their patterns are based off rabbits and cats. except instead of fur its patches in their skin#cuz they dont grow hair lol#june is a turkish van (or. whatever u call that coat pattern the ears and tail) adelaide is a tuxedo and august is a color point#gal and charlie are just wtvr lol i did base them on anything specific#i REALLY like adelaides undefined nose bridge. im a little worried abt the front facing profile but thats a problem for later lol#guh. im going 2 bed gn
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Currently the only annoying glitch I'm getting in Sins of the Flesh is that my followers' egg won't hatch </3
Like I press the prompt to hatch the egg, but then I get stuck in a cutscene with Lamb watching the egg jump up and down and nothing happens.
I've restarted the game several times (and even my PS4),,,,but no dice
#i just wanna see what this lovechild will be </3#but ik the update just came out so imma be patient with it#maybe itll get patched quickly#but idk if im the only one having this problem#clanspeaks#cult of the lamb#sins of the flesh#cotl spoilers
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