#patch 3

[momochanners]

Astarion Girlies, how are we feeling about the new BG3 Patch 6 kisses? 👀

[silver-horse]

you gotta admire the insane chaotic energy that is going on with Larian at the moment. people are criticising bg3 for all the unfinished stuff in the final act and they drop a patch where they change the hair colour of a character, they add fur onto a sphynx cat and they make your companions dump 500 kgs of loot onto your 8 strength sorcerer. 10 days later they give you a hotfix "haha. rolling back. just kidding. none of that happened. we are fixing our latest fuck ups. we promise" it's hilarious.

[riza-hawks-eye]

Haven't gotten around to playing patch 3 yet but I heard that Gale now treats you like dirt. Like, devs are overcorrecting how easy it was to accidentally romance him during the initial release.

This just cements the fact that Gale is the most Ken-like BG3 companion.

He's been through his act 1 Barbie simping phase and now he is in his final act, kicking Barbie out of the dream house and making it his Mojo Dojo Casa House.

In patch 4 he will finally learn that he is Kenough and he will loose interest in the weave when he finds out it isn't about horses.

[bi-badass-geek]

Hades 2 Patch 3

Oath of the Unseen :

Nocturnal Arms Aspect of Persephone :

Altar Cards :

Keepsakes (Artemis and Selene) :

Boons : Artemis

Aphrodite

Aphrodite's Duo Cut

Apollo

[maegalkarven]

"Myshka the cat will now follow you around if told to, even if you don't have Speak with Animals."

WE HAVE BEEN HEARD

Thank you, Larian!

[csphire]

Warning: Patch #3 Critical

I need to rant. (And I might be channeling Astarion a little here too.) Please bear with me while I scream into the tumble void. Ah-look, I know it's just dye but absolutely HATE what they did to some if not all of them in patch #3. And I don't throw that word around lightly.

RIP Ocean and Swamp dye. As for the others, I don't have the heart to look at them just yet after seeing how my top two favs were done so dirty. The two most tasteful ones I feel were ruined. Has Muddy Red has been nerfed too? Ugh. At least Black and Jade has been spared... for now.

So who asked for this? What four people on the forums cried out for this that just happened to catch Larian's eye?

Add more colors that's fine. Please do! Go right ahead-go crazy! More options are always a good thing and will make everyone happy! But for the love of the gods DON'T mess up the colors we already had and come to love Larian.

What the actual HELLS!

I didn't save that monstosity pictured but the fact we cannot recreate the looks we've come to love since launch in new saves is genuinely depressing. Like I don't want to play any more depressing. Or I think I'll stop dying armors completely now because I like all the options even less now.

Yes, I know on some level it's just a dye but something I like this getting changed after launch feels like a violation or a favorite toy being snatched away.

So yes some of us are throwing a fit over this.

And don't get me started on His Majesty. Did they not see us all cooing over that adorable hairless diva cat? Did they not see all the fan art dedicated to him? Do they think we're that stupid and easily confused by two hairless cats in the shadow-cursed lands? Sure for a hot second, I thought it was His Majesty by Moonrise Towers but then we all know how to read the words Steel and Claw!

Look, this isn't early access anymore, radical cosmetic changes hit a bit differently now. Let's hope they keep that in mind and have more sensitivity about that moving forward.

[suicidecircus]

did patch 3 fuck up oathbreaking because I am doing HORRENDOUS shit to break my oath and it is still intact. I even helped the shadar kai torment madeline <broke my oath in a previous playthrough this way> told her my DICK was hard listening to her naivety, and I still walked away with my oath LMAO

[wyrmskulls]

THIS is the original end game kiss.... just this- first time he walked towards you for kisses.... so good

Don't mind me just crying at the little crouch down to actually be the right height, i am perfectly normal about them 😭

[lavb-b]

Patching him up

Edit: Added ID thanks to @anistarrose !!

Edit: Also wanna take this chance to say in the original post, I already realised susie meant she patched tenna in the lightworld, not in the darkworld. Still, I liked envisioning how this would look like anyway :]

[shurinpat]

boops you

[baldurs-backdoor]

[jackassbroadcast]

Been alittlewhile but the homo grind never stops ‼️‼️

[silver-horse]

the changed camera angles in patch 3 during the araj oblodra scene are very good. I don't like most of the camera changes they made in other scenes but the change here in particular seems intentional. multiple times during the scene we are essentially looking at her from astarion's point of view

it's not a camera angle we often see in bg3. in fact this might just be the only time I've seen this. we don't even get this angle with our main character, let alone watching a scene unfold through a companion's eyes. but this can make the viewer feel more connected to how he is experiencing this moment. framing is important. the scene was already good but now it's better

[riza-hawks-eye]

Now I can do to my Baldur's gate 3 ocs what I do with my dragon age ocs.

Dramatic final act haircuts, Mulan-style.

[darafernart44]

My dearest

[paintedcrows]

Had a silly thought about hypothetical cat curse shenanigans with @dark-lord-of-awesomeness's How to Cat Burglar a Family ;)

Bonus doodle!!