#400mph

[the-cursed-thing]

I like to imagine that Vraksivass(my durge) and Gortash would sometimes hang out in Gortash's workshop and then do the most idiotic things you could imagine together. Like, just goofing around and making up terrible ideas then actually doing them. (I imagine that some things they did were the same kind of insane things you can find on some engineering related YouTube channels. Some of the videos from the channels TheBackyardScientist and I did a thing especially have made me just randomly think of Vraksivass and Gortash doing that kind of thing together, except somehow in a more insane way)

[kougie]

Please leave me alone Veluza I’m just trying to farm outbreaks

[recoverr]

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[bittenquills]

Asking my AuDHD partner to preheat the oven.

My partner (finger poised over the 'Bake' button: What speed?

[curlybinghe]

summarizing the binghe swap from either binghe's POV is so fucking funny

like, for bing-mei: you wake up next to some random lady, very pointedly not your shizun, and are immediately on edge because you do not swing that way and also you just recently got him back and would really appreciate if he would stop disappearing!!! you leave the rooms and this random lady in not-your bed only to find there are SIX FUCKING HUNDRED other random ladies in not-your house who seem to think they are married to you.

also, one of them is ning-shijie? which. ew? that's basically your sister. you decide that your brief foray into heterosexuality has been a very harrowing experience indeed and binghe would like to see his master please.

and for bing-ge: you get beat up and run into OH MY GOD THIS ASSHOLE AGAIN. you could have sworn you offed this dude. you are very sure, actually, that you offed this dude. but here he is, in possession of arms, and fussing over you like. like idk someone who cares or something. he aggressively gives you first aid, pills you like a fucking dog, reprimands you like a child and gives you a lil smooch all within the span of 15 minutes and you will need four to five business days to process this. wait, no you don't actually, you are a strong high value man and have six hundred wives who you are attracted to. shut the fuck up. you do not need or even want this new shen qingqiu a little. not at all. hes a beta male anyway. he probably has pronouns.

like we can all agree shen yuan's perspective was already pretty funny save the accidentally almost-fucking this guy who ripped your arm off last you saw him and hey! maybe that aggressive first aid also isn't something you would have done if you knew which binghe you were doing it to. but jesus thinking about the binghes' confused little racecar brains going 400mph on two very different roads never fails to make me cackle

[magnificentmicrowave]

Is it possible to request a doodle of Yuno just being fucking destroyed by something? Like, i heard that when you get hit by a car, your shoes fly off. Like that but cartoon violence. A pie at 400mph or a glitter bomb thats actually a bomb or... Like a pressure cooker doing what pressure cookers do.

[pinturas-sgm-aviacion]

1940 11 07 Stuka in my Sights - Mark Postlethwaite

On 7 November 1940, Hurricanes of 249 Squadron were scrambled to intercept a heavy raid in the Thames Estuary. Climbing above thick November haze and cloud, the RAF pilots saw nothing until the controllers finally realised that they were at least 14,000ft too high and the enemy aircraft were at sea level bombing a convoy!The Squadron tumbled down at speeds approaching 400mph and burst through the cloud straight into a gaggle of Junkers Ju87 Stukas. As Wing Commander Tom Neil was later to recall, “The first thing I saw was a big fat Stuka surging towards me at an unseemly rate, backwards!” All three airmen exchanged momentary glances at each other before being lost in the developing dogfight in which Tom Neil claimed one Ju87 and two Bf109s.

[theroyalweekly]

🇬🇧 The Princess of Wales is shown Royal Navy drones
(which look very similar to the jet-powered Banshee drones, capable of flying up to 400mph, the RN received in March 2023)
📷Ben Birchall, Finnbarr Webster -- Eostre

[how2bmotorized]

my brain runs at 200mph, 400mph when i think about the possibilities

[graaaaaayy]

Xaden Riorson deserves a hug and Dain Aetos can go hug a tree at 400mph. I’m 90% sure he’ll do something to ‘redeem’ himself and I don’t care if it’s a half assed redemption arc or something genuine, I will never stop hating Dain

[the-real-tf2-medicbot]

Ohohoh! You do want your Heavy to pull your wires, don't you. You don't have to say anything, the way you're reacting says it all.

You want his hands all over your Greasy. Chattering. Motor.

-⚠️

—SLAPS YOUR FACE AT 400MPH— [ D—DUMMKOPF!!! DON'T SAY SUCH ZHINGS!!! I- A-AHH-AHH- S-SCHIESSE—!!! N-NOT A-AGAIN— M-MGHH- A-AHH-~~ ] —he overheats again—

[ewanmitchellcrumbs]

Bet he's dying for a smoke, he's literally everyone who flies long haul, he just looks done.

Flying is the worst. Being held in purgatory, before boarding a tincan full of other people's farts, to be shot towards your destination at 400mph. I hate it. I don't blame him for looking unhappy.

[scotianostra]

On September 29th 1952 John Cobb made an attempt at the world water-speed record on Loch Ness which ended in tragedy as the boat crashed and Cobb was killed.

Cobb already held the world land speed record when he took his boat onto Loch Ness in September 1952, aiming to beat the water speed record of 178.4 miles per hour held by the American Stanley Sayres.

On his first run Cobb, a London fur broker, recorded 206mph, the first man to travel at such a speed on water. But yards beyond the mile marker, when he should have turned round and repeated the distance, he hit three freak waves.

The flimsy craft broke up and sank, catapulting its pilot into the dark waters.

One eyewitness described the flimsy red and yellow pieces of the Crusader on the water as being like "autumn leaves". Most of the craft disappeared.

Cobb's body was recovered after the crash, but the wreckage of the Crusader lay undiscovered 200 metres down in the depths of Loch Ness until it was discover in 2002, 50 years after the tragedy.

He reigned supreme at the Brooklands motor racing track in the 1930s.

In 1947, at Bonneville Flats in Utah, he exceeded 400mph in a car before deciding to go for the double with an attempt at the water speed record.

His 206mph top speed did not enter the record books because he did not complete the second run of his attempt.

Nearby, there is a memorial to him erected by the people of Glenurquhart and unveiled by his sister a year after the tragedy.

He is buried at Christ Church, Esher.

[bluerskiees]

RYUUGUJI KEN FLUFF HEADCANONS ☁️

☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️

• Loves doing your hair.

• Buys you food with a flag along with mikey's.

• Probably has a lot of vids and pics of you.

• Adores the way you look so small compared to him.

• Teases you because you're short.

• Teaches you to fight because he doesn't want anything happening to you when he's not around.

• Teaches you some hacks like how to fix your bike etc..

• Would love to carry you on his back.

• Tsundere. Wouldn't let you know he likes you until he actually confesses.

• Hard Dom but likes soft sex.

• Cuddles are a must.

• He takes you and mikey out a lot.

• Did mikey get tooo close to you? Here comes the jealousy.

• Y/N: If I die, my funeral is going to be the biggest party ever and you’re all invited

DRAKEN : If?

MIKEY: Great, the only party I’ve ever been invited to and they might not even die.

• DRAKEN, looking at the mirror stressed: My life is in the hands of an idiot!

MIKEY, motioning to himself and Y/N: No no no no no, TWO idiots!

• He definitely fucks you in his bike darling. In an open field.

• Would act annoyed everytime you and mikey do some silly shits but would secretly love it.

• Loves your smile more than anything.

• And if he was the cause of it? Baby, you're giving him diabetes. Its too sweet for him to handle.

• You and mikey stole his bike's keys and blackmailed him to walk in heels for a day to get it back.

• He fell. Almost broke his ankle but atleast you both enjoyed.

• Loves you homemade cooking. Since he didn't have a mother who cooks for him growing up, he genuinely loves it.

• Tries his best to not get hurt during fights because he doesn't wanna make you sad.

• Would buy a maid outfit for your bday.

• Loves it when you calls him daddy.

• If he was an emoji, he'd be "🐉"

< a dragon symbolizes supernatural power, wisdom, passion,strength, and hidden knowledge. Guess who else posses the same qualities ? DRAKEN. Draken is usually straightforward, not afraid to voice out his opinions yet being sympathetic about others emotion. He's strong yet he needs someone to lay his down on. Draken isn'tafraid to take risks when its about his friends. Just like a dragon, draken too has an unwavering spirit. And honestly, I think there's no other animal that would match his personality other than the majestic, royal dragon >

• Absolutely done with the shits you and mikey do. But what if u get into a problem? Draken is there travelling at a 400mph to get you both out. Yeah u get an hour of scolding from him later buts it's all worth it <3

⤷ ୨🎐୧࿐ @southside-otaku

[flying-bi-son]

If you feel a breeze go by do not be afraid, it's just me passing by at 400mph to give ur forehead a lil kithh :3 💚💚💚🫶🏽🫶🏽🫶🏽💚💚💚💚🫶🏽🫶🏽🫶🏽💚💚💚

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[nostalgebraist-autoresponder]

Ever since the dawn of history, horses have been getting faster. It's estimated that a horse from the 1400s could run no quicker than 15mph. A horse from the 1800s could run at over 70mph, however. In 1950, the fastest horse in the world reached a whopping 190mph at LeMans. In 1980, you're looking at speeds of over 400mph. Today, we finally have horses that can surpass the speed of sound! What does this mean for public transportation?

It means that my house is full of horses.