#5. Willy Wonka

[boomboxboi]

Would the Bucci-Gang survive Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory? 🍫

Bruno Bucciarati

Barely.

Bruno would hands down lick that funky wallpaper.

And he would enjoy that quite a bit.

Then he’d go into the off limits bubble room.

He would try the bubbles and begin to float.

He also would not burp.

But he’d zip his stomach open so the gas could escape.

And then he’d get in a fight with Willy Wonka because his factory is funky and there can only be one funky man in town!

Leone Abbacchio

No.

He would die on that chaotic ass boat ride.

Who wouldn’t, though?

That shit is a hungover man’s worst nightmare.

He would fall out of the boat and then drown in the molten chocolate.

RIP to Abbacchio.

Pannacotta Fugo

Physically: Yes.

Mentally: No.

The logic of that factory would cause Fugo to have an existential crisis.

When he left, nothing would make sense anymore.

Willy Wonka’s logic?

It’s too much for Fugo to handle.

He survived. But at what cost?

Narancia Ghirga

No.

But it was worth it.

All that candy?

All that chocolate?

It’s Narancia’s dream.

Though, if he did survive, he’d have so many cavities.

His death would be in that room where everything is edible.

He would probably eat something that he shouldn’t.

The one thing that wasn’t edible.

RIP our hungry lil’ man.

Guido Mista

No.

It isn’t his fault, though.

The Pistols just eat literally everything.

And they eat that gum that turns you into a blueberry.

Six little blueberries just floating around.

And then Mista becomes a blueberry by default.

He’s lucky they didn’t fall in that chocolate river.

RIP Mr. Blueberry and his six lil’ blueberries.

Giorno Giovanna

Yes.

He’s funky enough to survive that hellscape.

In fact, he would outplay and outsmart Wonka in every single way.

Eventually, the two would become allies.

It would be everyone’s nightmare.

Also, he would love that wacky boat ride.

And would want to go on the ride again.

This is Giorno’s villain origin story.

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Whoever invented major depression with year(s) long episodes/groups of episodes should be vaporized i think

[solemnpancake]

Okay, Wonka being a musical and damn good are surprises in of itself, don’t get me wrong.

But the real surprise is that it’s also a gentleman thief/heist movie.

[spinningblueberry]

this was so fun to make - hope you like it :D

[wings-of-sapphire]

Dorothy: what should we name her

Noodle’s dad: dang these are good noodle

Dorothy: That’s it

Ahsishakjsjss

Oh but

Also

My Noodle/ Miss Honey theory

What if Noodle’s real name is Honey

Because she was named after the “N” on her signet ring

But her REAL NAME COULD STILL BE HONEY

[roseartsandfics]

More Tim Burton Art Dumps Yay!

Yippee! More Tim Burton art dumps! I know it's kinda late but at least I got them done! These were done Thursday ^^

1. Willy Wonka creating a chocolate sculpture of himself (hoping it wouldn't melt) ^^

2. Tarrant Hightopp trying on different hats ^^

3. Lydia Deetz wearing a strange red dress, doesn't seemed to be impressed with it since Goth is her only style choice (I am terrible at drawing her ;_;)

4. Just 5 sewing :3

5. Emily placing her roses on a vase 💙

6. Jack with a candlelight ^^

I know they are not that perfect but at least I have them done, and had them done early before the 20th.

I watched some of my favorite Tim Burton movies, and Corpse Bride I just watched yesterday and rewatched it again with my mom ^^

What y'all think?

Lydia Deetz and Beetlejuice ©Tim Burton, Tom Duffield, The Geffen Company and Warner Bros.

Tarrant Hightopp (Mad Hatter) and Alice in Wonderland (2010) ©Lewis Carroll, Tim Burton and Disney

Willy Wonka and Charlie and the Chocolate Factory ©Roald Dahl, Tim Burton, Warner Bros. and Village Roadshow Pictures

5 and 9 ©Shane Acker, Tim Burton, Timur Bekmambetov and Focus Features

Jack Skellington and The Nightmare Before Christmas ©Tim Burton, Henry Selick, Touchstone Pictures and Disney

Emily and Corpse Bride ©Tim Burton, Mike Johnson and Warner Bros.

Artwork ©RosePrincessArts

No copyright infringement is intended

Used: regular basic pencil, Crayola colored pencils, silly scented colored pencils, Cra-Z-Art colored pencils and 48 pack colored pencils

[damnikindadontcare]

Listen I’m not here to shit on Timothée Chalamets acting or the new Willy Wonka movie, but a horror prequel of the 1971 Willy Wonka movie starring JAW would’ve been so much better. All they would’ve had to do was give Jeremy a funny little outfit and let him go wild

[greenriver85]

Mouseketeer Khyler and the Chocolate Factory

[evilestscientist]

My new fuckass bob shifted my perspective on life

[raspberry-gloaming]

I want everyone to know that there's a Channel 5 documentary about the Glasgow Willy Wonka Experience

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Calling the red guy from hazbing hotel onceler iyami wonka now

[themovementgeneration]

Im dead lol. this isnt paella at all...

Shout to my Jews asalamilakeem #Baptism #Alley Oops!

I got that sweettootj forreal mhhm sugarcane and coffee in the morning makes me feel like the adam bomb mhmm. my favorite type of writer

See jew soon

Record of Ragnarok was intense yo. violen-t.

Wait a minute/scratch that, i thoughts jews dont eat pork. even at my loise...lane im still...a family guy.

Thanksgiving was PH-enom-enal Looks like im still the King of Queens...2B or not 2B ham or turkey i still put mayo mhmmm

I remember it like it was fyaesterday me boi...mhmm skrillex marshmellows. make a nigga want to dub-step

I remember it like it was yaesterday- The Beatles

a pb&j is a pb&j no matter how you frame the scene #King of Queens Im gettin hungry again... and i need a bev

#Sophia Di MArtino doesnt dance guys >.< sorry not sorry "Tyler the Creator". Shes more of a exntension cord

[sofipitch]

So we were on vacation visiting some pretty Catholic church not for mass but just to see and there was a spot for vigil candles and at the time they were like 25 cents (they are like one or two dollars now, even prayers get hit by inflation I guess) and my mom paid for both me and my brother (~5 yrs old at the time) to light one. She explained that it's usually for someone who died or you feel needs a prayer. I lit one for a family member who passed, I didn't remember but my mom told me a lot about her and really loved her. My mom was tearing up a little in happiness that that person was on my little kid mind. And my brother, who was obsessed with the Charlie and the Chocolate Factory movie lit one for Willy Wonka

[cringe-but-proud]

Hi! You must’ve JUST posted while I was searching a tag! WELCOME to the crowd of other amateur writers who have no idea what we’re doing!

I have a request for a short fanfic/drabble! Wonka 2023 where fem!reader is a storyteller who worked in the laundry room when Willy arrives. Reader is closer with Noodle and usually tells her bedtime stories before going to sleep, and Willy comes to admire the vast imagination in the stories while falling in love, to Noodle’s joy. I haven’t had the motivation to write in a long time, so I hope you’d be up to trying to get the story out of my head!

Hi! Thanks sm for the request. Hope I could do your idea justice lol

Willy Wonka x Storyteller!Fem!Reader (Wonka 2023)

Warnings: None, I think. Sort of just a cute fluffy one.

Three years ago, you made the worst and most unforgivable mistake of your life: Taking a shower at Ms. Scrubbit's hotel.

To make a fairly short story shorter, you neglected to read the small print, leading to you being in a massive debt to her. So, for the next 5 years of your life, you'd be forced to work in a dirty, old laundry room.

You were absolutely miserable at first. Your days dragged by and your nights were mostly spent curled up in your bed crying. But, once you accepted your situation, you found a way to make the days go by faster: Making up stories in your head while you worked.

You'd always had quite the creative mind; so, weaving tales of magic and wonder was a fun way to spend your time.

Plus, Noodle always liked to hear your stories before she went to sleep.

But, recently you'd earned another fan of your stories.

Willy was the newest person who was unfortunate enough to end up down here. And lately he'd started sitting at the desk in Noodle's room every night, tinkering with new chocolate recipes or practicing his reading and writing skills, while you told Noodle a bedtime story.

But, according to noodle, he was actually in there just to listen to you. Supposedly, the moment you left, he'd turn to noodle and the two would discuss whatever story you'd told that night.

If that was true, you were honored.

One night, Noodle and Willy snuck out of the laundry room to do who knows what. And a couple hours later, Noodle returned without Willy. She told you all about the adventure they had which apparently included milking a giraffe, flamingos, and a run in with the police.

Her recount of the night was entertaining, and you were glad she's had fun. But, you couldn't help but feel a bit worried for Willy. "So, what's gonna happen to Willy?" You asked. "Is he getting arrested?"

Noodle shook her head. "He told me he'd talk his way out of it." She said as she got into bed. She tilted her head at you. "Do you like him?"

"What?" You flushed.

"Like, do you wanna be his girlfriend?"

"I-" You were about to say no, but that wasn't entirely true. You admired him. He had a brilliant mind, and he was unbelievably handsome. "Okay, how about I tell you a story?"

"So, you do wanna be his girlfriend."

"Story is beginning now."

Later in the night, you were in your own room, about to settle in for bed when someone knocked at your door.

You furrowed your brows in confusion, getting up to open the door for whoever it was.

"Hey." Willy greeted. "Sorry if I woke you up." His hair looked wet which was strange, but you were more concerned with why he was at your door.

"Don't worry, I wasn't asleep. Are you okay?"

"Yeah, yeah. I'm fine. I was just wondering if... Uh, did you tell Noodle a story while I was gone?"

You nodded. "I did."

He seemed a little disheartened, which made you feel bad. "I'm sure noodle can retell you the story tomorrow." You offered, trying to lighten his mood.

"She could. But, the way you... I mean... You have a wonderful, imaginative, beautiful mind. And the way you tell your stories, it's amazing! You could read me a grocery list, and I'd be on the edge of my seat." He gushed.

You couldn't help but blush. "You think all of that?"

"Yes! How could I not?" He gave you an affectionate smile.

You returned him smile. "I mean... I could tell the story to you right now, if you want."

Willy thought about it. "It's alright. I think I can go without a story for one night." He said reassuringly.

"You sure?"

"Yeah. Thanks for the offer, though."

He began to step away from your door, saying a quick goodnight before he began walking toward his room.

"Wait, Willy." He stopped and turned to you.

You walked up to him and kissed his cheek. Willy blushed. "What was that for?"

You shrugged. "To make up for the story you missed out on?" You offered.

Willy smiled and gave you a quick peck on the lips.

"What was that for?" You asked this time.

"Just cause I like you." He replied as he leaned in to kiss you again.

[gh0stsp1d3r]

Hii!! Can you do a Wonka x Male!reader fic where reader owns a toy shop and makes toys? And Willy enters the toy shop and becomes friends with reader and then Willy would visit every now and then, and could it be like a slow burn? Thank you!

Toy shop

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(should I make a part 2??)

A/N: omg i love this sm its so cute. s/n= shop name, also I have no clue how old noodle is but I’m gonna say like 12 just for the fic.

warnings: lots and lots of pining.. nothing rlly

“Where would you say, is the best place to go for Noodle’s present?” Willy asked Abacus one day after closing. He decided to pack up early to go run some errands, like buying some things for his apartment and also for Noodle.

It was almost Noodle’s birthday, and Willy had been making her her favorite chocolates but he felt like she deserved more. Besides, he had more money now.

“Mm… I passed by this toyshop not so long ago, its on that street somewhere. You can’t miss it.” He pointed, Willy smiled and thanked him, and began to walk over.

Now he wasn’t too sure on what to get a young girl. He hadn’t thought of it until he entered the shop.

You were smiling and helping a family out, pointing to an aisle. Your eyes then landed on the door, an oddly dressed man walked towards you. You smiled and greeted him.

“Hi, welcome to S/N, how can I help you?” You asked him.

He looked at you and smiled back. “Hi, I’m terrible at gift picking, forgive me.” Willy said with a small laugh. “But I was wondering if you could help me try and find a gift for a little girl? A 12 year old girl, to be exact.” He for some reason felt himself getting nervous as he talked, he’s never felt that before.

“No worries, I would love to help.” You said with a smile, you looked to one of your employees and asked for them to fill in for you for just a second.

“Of course, sir.”

“This place is…” Willy started as you walked through the aisles with him.

“Huge? Yeah. It used to be some old restaurant. It took a while for me to fix it up but..” you shrugged.

“You’re the owner?” He asked you, turning his head to you now. You nodded.

“That’s amazing. Oh- I’m Willy, Wonka.” He held his hand out for you to shake, you shook it and just the feeling of your hands made him feel like he was floating.

“Y/n.” You paused, the name sounding familiar.

“Wait, you’re that new chocolate shop owner, right?”

“That’s me.” He said with a grin, tipping his hat.

“That’s amazing, I went actually the other day, and just the outside looks beautiful, and the inside is just.. wow.”

“Really? I’m glad you like it.”

“Yeah… so, uh, what does this girl like?”

“Not too sure. She’s been cooped up in work all her life, really. So I’m not sure she knows..”

“Working at 12?”

“It’s a.. long story. She hasn’t really been able to live a life.” He shrugged.

“Well, I think I have some ideas. We have dolls, tons of teddy bears, a lot of three wheeled bikes have been pretty popular as well. Like this one.” You gestured to one on display,

“Yeah. I think that’s perfect for her. How much is it?”

“5 sovereigns.” You responded, he thought for a moment and pulled out some.

“Only 5?” He was shocked, cheap for such a product.

You shrugged with a small smile. “I like to make sure that every kid has something they love.”

He smiled back at your thoughtfulness. He wished he had met someone like you when he was a kid.

You rang it up, and you both talked for a bit more after.

"It was nice to meet you, Y/n." he said with a smile.

"Nice to meet you as well, Willy."

And he could already tell this was not the last time he would be visiting your shop.

He visited one day after closing, and you had just closed up as well.

“Hey, Y/n!” He called your name, you turned around to see him running over to you.

“Willy?”

“The one and only.” He said with a small smile, and walked next to you. You both talking and laughing for a while, and he had asked to walk you home which you obviously said yes to.

The next time you both saw each other, he came into the store.

“Hey! So, did Noodle like it?” He had told you the name of his friend before.

“Hey! She loved it. She’s still learning, but you know..”

“I’m glad.” You said, looking into his eyes and felt yourself almost getting lost in them.

“What are you here for? Something else?” You questioned.

“Just wanted to talk.” He said, “you know, you’re a fun person to talk to.”

You quirked an eyebrow as you opened a door and motioned for him to come in behind the counter. You walked over to the break room and you both sat down.

“That’s a compliment I’ve never heard before.”

“It’s true.” He said, you laughed and shook your head to yourself.

“What?” He asked, laughing along.

“Nothing, nothing.” You waved it off, and you both smiled at each other for a while before one of your employees came up.

As she approached them, the woman stopped mid-sentence, feeling like she was interrupting something.

“Oh- yes?” You turned to her quickly, snapping out of it and feeling your cheeks heat up. Willy felt the same as his cheeks turned a shade of pink and he looked the other way, trying to hide his large smile.

“There’s a customer asking for you…”

You sighed. “I’ll be right there.”

He watched you, following you as you got up and over to the counter.

“Hello, what seems to be the problem?” You asked.

“They’re wondering if they can get this fixed. I told them we wouldn’t know how-“ your employee started.

The little girl held up a broken wooden toy.

“We can’t afford another one..” her mom started.

“Luckily, I know exactly the solution to your problem.” You said, a small smile on your face as you swiped your hand over it, as it seemingly fixed itself, looking brand new.

The girls eyes widened as you handed it back. She looked up at you.

“Thank you, sir!”

“Of course.“

Willy watched from a distant, a small smile on his face as he watched you interact with the girl and her parents. You were amazing, in his eyes.

You turned around, your employee also seemed shocked at you as you walked back into the room with Willy.

“Well, I’m not even gonna ask how you did that.” Willy started.

“A magician never reveals his secrets.” You held your finger to your lips, you both smiling at each other again.

[deadbeat-motel]

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I finally got to the design I hate the most, Alastor.

I'm not a fan of my design simplified to meet the cast's more cartoony style. I tried my best but might draw him some other time with my actual style.

Anyway, my thoughts are under the cut:

My issues with their Original designs:

What can I say that hasn't been already said by so many others?

Red overpowers his entire design and he barely stands out of the background, sometimes he blends with it at times.

Supposedly a mixed person yet the average audience member who watches the show with no context can't tell that he is. I don't want to hear about how mixed people can be pale-skinned because he was never written as a white-passing poc in mind. His Creole background was an excuse to use voodoo in the show and merchandising.

Another Vivzie character that dons a shoulder-padded suit. I believe he's one of the 5 others that has this repeating design trait (Angel Dust, Charlie, Pentious, Lucifer, Valentino, Vox)

His hair bothers me a lot. A 1930s man having a scene kid's haircut? I have a hard time believing that for the sake of the show. Also, not to mention he has that awkward undercut that ends up making him a scuffed Willy Wonka cosplayer.

Twink...

Personal tidbit, but I'm not sure what his staff's design even is? an egg with a microphone in it?

The thought process:

First of all, gave him a darker skin tone, that light grey doesn't cut it for me, unfortunately.

Also heard that his inspiration was Dr. Facilier and with that in mind, I wanted to make him look like him a bit more like him.

The mostly grey and black color palette was inspired by 99monchrome's take on Alastor. Teddy's take is pretty amazing.

If I remember, there was something about him being hunted and shot at like a deer while escaping the authorities. The headshot manifests as a small red X on his forehead.

Gave him a pencil moustache since I wanted him to look like a grown man in the 1930s. Plus, there is a seemingly noticeable lack of facial hair on every male character in this show. (If you're showing me an example of the opposite, please do not give me some background character or any Helluva boss character.)

An extra set of teeth will appear within the slits on his mouth, forming to prevent Alastor from being ever able to frown.

His mouth is also constantly bleeding.

A small detail that would be easy to miss but his eyes are radio dials.

He has a tail and fur on his body because I think it's cute.

Sort of like Velvette in the series, I do want to have Alastor drastically change hairstyles from time to time. Dreads, Twists, Straightened, Buzzed, etc.

A little detail just important to me is that his eyebrows go from thin to thick at its ends.

He does have fur all over his body.