Thank you to everyone who got me to 50 likes!
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From the catwalk over the production line I stand Iooming over my golems hard at work, they each fill a job, shaping, twisting then stamping before it leaves the factory for delivery, I reach forward pulling the string, the bell rings, the hulking sunstarved clay creatures look up at me In my witch outfit as the arcane screen behind me activates with my booming voice "GOLEMS. WE HAVE SUCCESSFULLY CREATED 50 PEICES OF DUMB SILLY CONTENT ON THE INTERNET AND AT LEAST THREE OF THEM WERE SLIGHTYLY OKAY"
The golems muster what little emotion their forms posses to smash their clay hands together in a feigned applause something that I, of course, taught them to do when the screen turns on. I pull the bell again, the golems resume. I return to my office and look out at the gaping maw of the algorithm outside the factory...
We must endeavour to make more for it methinks.
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Thank you to everyone who got me to 50 likes!
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Ooo I'm soo bored and need someone to hang out with and suck me hard add up 🥵💦😊👙💊
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feminine trans men are the LEAST accepted trans men in general society and I'm tired of people pretending otherwise. I've even had trans people tell me "whats the point if you're just going to act like a girl" no im a little gay boy get your shit together
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Been happy as a trans girl
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can I call you dad while we fuck?
-op is a trans man-
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wow! did i get this while i was doing my interview?
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Also LITERALLY HOLY FUCK WORKAHOLICS IS THE MOST HOMOEROTIC SHOW IVE EVER SEEN WHAT THE FUCK WAS WITH THE BONER BATTLE BETWEEN KARL AND DERS???? AND ADAM LITERALLY BEGGING DERS TO LET HIM GIVE HIM A HICKEY UHHHHH YALL GAY
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