#50% unserious

[sanjisboyfie]

keep safe mc headcanons im sleepy

-> covers the corners of tables when you duck your head under them ALL THE TIME without fail, his hand is there. and he doesnt even seem to notice he does that?? hes talking to someone, noticed your picking something you dropped under the table, quickly moves his hand, and stull maintains perfect conversation

-> an advid grey sweatpants wearer probably paired sleeveless tanks as well, only cuz hed be most comfortavle in them snd thats rlly it. he doesnt get the whole appeal behind it, or rather he just isnt aware abt the entire thing. he judt wears it cuz theyre comfy for him and his inhumanely gargantuam, thick, girthy, massive dick

-> does calisthenics to work out along w a lot of cardio. his figure is ... hehe

-> complains a lot abt luffy being a clingy sleeper but hes the exact same way. if u slept in the same bed as him, but not like cuddling/near each other, when u wake up he will be big spooning you and snoring on top of you. its actually a disease he had where he has to hug or cuddle whatever is closest to him and genuienly goodnluck in trying to escape this fuckign massine unit of a man.

-> oh my god thought abt this one jus now. but i mentioned before hes a chronic manspreaded. yeah its terrible. genuinely terrible to sit next to him anywhere. the dining table/restaurant, in public anywhere idk, anywhere u would need to dit next to him -- its a pain. he doesnt know he doed it and its so fucking annoying. bc if u correct him or ask he just fixes himself he will and then he'll apologize but then he'll go back to manspreadung line ten mins later. (if you tell him it rlly bothers u he offers you his thigh to sit on, with a light tap to his MEATY AND MUSCULAR legs and a soft "cmere"- someone cage ne im going insane for a man that isnt even canonically or literally real)

[medphieldphannies]

Welcome to @medphieldphannies!!!

A little phousekeeping before we start…

Like I said in the sign-up form (copy-pasting, yup), the purpose of this blog is to give us a space where we can yap about dnp together while also motivating/supporting each other bc life can get rough, especially in this field of work. That being said, my ONE requirement is everybody please be kind!! I know this stuff (*cough* premed Reddit *cough*) can get negative and competitive. But I also see how all y'all interact on here, in the phandom space, and that gives me faith that y'all are really kind and welcoming people, so I'm not too worried. 🧡

It would be really nice if each of you on the sideblog can introduce yourselves, if you're comfortable with it? Nothing too major, just:

name & pronouns

premed/med student/etc.(like on the sign-up form)

a little something about when/why you started watching dnp? or anything dnp-related lol

anything else you feel like adding!

Also, I'm a sucker for organizational tags! So I had a few ideas for categories but pleaseee lmk what you think/what's missing/what should be taken out bc at the end of the day this is *our* blog together.

Tags so far:

Asks = #phielding questions

Possible categories:

Advice/career-related stuff (like a #srs bsnss tag?)

dnp x med jokes & memes

idk man, that's all i got... pls help 😂

Ok, I think that covers it for now!! I'm going to be adding people to the sideblog shortly, but if you come across this later and want to join as a blog member, sign up here!

[atopvisenyashill]

Rhaenyra and Jace parallel each other so much, I think if she had won history would have repeated itself with Jace's succession. They remind me of Arya and Jon's conversation about girls and bastards. Rhaenyra and Jace have one thing the other craves, she is trueborn and he is male. But she is a woman and he is a bastard so ultimately they face quite similar.

yes yes, i think it's interesting because as you say, they're both "outsiders" and by their very nature, they have a lot in common but because they don't quite have enough in coming, they never see eye to eye. i actually think a better comparison is jon and theon - jon and arya always see eye to eye and imo, both jon and arya understand well enough (even if they don't have the language for it) how being a woman and being a bastard work in different ways to marginalize them both, and i think they even have a bit of an understanding that a female bastard is going to be sexualized in a very different way than a noble born woman or a bastard boy.

but jon and theon, as far as we've seen them, are just incapable of seeing eye to eye. even though they are both part of an "out group" the other has what each boy desperately wants: jon has stark blood and theon has a noble name. jon has love and theon has status. they both see the other's faults intimately well but never take that nexxt step into realizing their faults are very similar. rhaenyra has the targaryen name, but jacaerys is a man. and because she's trueborn, she's incapable of seeing the position she's put jace in. but because he's a man, jace is incapable of seeing the situation rhaenyra was put in. they're in the same chapter but they're on a different page. not quite aligned and it makes all the world of difference.

[hellishradio]

I ordered the Among Us potion from the DarkWeb. And supposedly when you drink this Among Us potion. At 3 a.m. you turn into the Impostor from Among Us.

"...?"

[whoviandoodler]

grandma's real bad for my 'don't anger yourself into further digestive disorders' goal

[ikram1909]

https://www.tumblr.com/alexi-01/745285774355857408/httpsxcomhelenhorannstatus176959623697206488?source=share

I'm dead 😭😭

I'm crying why was Íñigo playing peak a boo 😭😭

[batgeance]

❝ I could go out with a bang. ❞

ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ—ㅤTRENCH ( accepting! )

Bruce’s  big  brother  might’ve  wiped  his  fingers  for  him  with  a  disinfectant  wipe  if  he’d  been  quick  enough.    As  it  were,    Bruce is  two  mouthfuls  into  his  cheeseburger  and  he  thinks  he  might  have  been  too  hasty  if  the  wad  of  paper  wrapping  caught  between  his  teeth  is  anything  to  go  by.    Bruce  swallows  it  anyway,    sparing  Arthur  the  displeasure  of  his  chewed  up  food  had  he  elected  to  spit  it  out. He doesn't even grimace.

The  youngest  Wayne  currently plays  passenger  princess.    On  his  side,    he’s  hunched  his  shoulders  like  some  sort  of  wild  animal  and  not  at  all  the  finely  bred  billionaire  prince  he  is.    He’s  never  had  to  hunt  for  his  food  in  his  life,    but  he  looks  like  he’s  wary  of  @jokethur  stealing  one  of  the  fries  in  his  lap.    Bruce  isn’t  even  aware  that  he’s  doing  it;    he’s  onto  his  second  cheeseburger  now.

❝    Maybe  don’t,    ❞  Bruce  suggests  between  one  handful  of  fries  and  the  next.    There’s  grease  in  the  corner  of  his  mouth,    which  he  thumbs  away  at  last  with  a  measure  of  delicate  finesse.    Beside  him  in  the  driver’s  seat,    Arthur  is  looking  equal  parts  disgusted  and  fond.    Bruce  isn’t  bothered.    He  snares  his  brother’s  attention further  with  uncomfortably held  eye  contact  when  he  takes  his  next  too  -  large  bite  and  grins  stupidly  around  his  chewing.    After  he  swallows,    he  elaborates  drily,    ❝    Nix  is  already  out  to  get  me.    I’m  not  giving  her  another  reason  to  hang  my  head  on  the  mantle.    ❞

[torgawl]

wriothesley's character story 4.....

[atopvisenyashill]

got tagged to name my top 10 favorite characters by @allyriadayne thank you 💜💜

i want to preface this with “favorite” does not mean “good” or “i recommend this series” or “i love this author” it literally just means these are my favorite characters ajsjdj

john crichton from farscape

bran stark from asoiaf

eugenides attolis from the queen's thief

athena agathon from battlestar galactica

jem carstairs from the infernal devices

martha jones from doctor who

make mori from pacific rim

mal bertha from descendants (not the george clooney movie, the disney series directed by gay icon kenny ortega)

hai cobriana from the kiesha'ra series

aila from rhymes for young ghouls

mimi marquez from rent the musical she’s tied with aila okay i couldn’t decide between them leave me alone 😭😭

i tag @riana-one @thewaaywetalk @saltywinteradult @kingcunny @fantasynovel @transdimensional-void

[thatone-churro]

shoutout to vial for having a whole ass song about soup on their latest album

the whole album is a banger and you should stream it for many reasons but i think it’s wrong to ignore that the soup broth song is one of those reasons

[narrie]

when will jenny han be convicted for her crimes

[6ebe]

Do you think if I did this at a saracens game Ben Earl with his degree in comparative literature would fall in love with me

[crepuscularqueens]

black sails fans you have to stop giving what are meant to be at most 15 note funny posts a couple hundred notes. i can't live like this.

[erikatsu]

i am so unfiltered with my real dad its unreal.

[mashmouths]

i've started saying "whart the fark :(" and i don't know how to stop

[passiveaggressivefemme]

If you have a picture of someone smoking cigarettes in your poor dark academic pinterest mood board it gives the feeling of a rich person cosplaying as being poor purely bc cigarettes are so expensive now that even the darkest of academics at my uni won't buy them. Put weed or a cheap wine and then I'll have faith in your dark academic spirit

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