#86 quotes

[86-quotes]

[military-newsboys]

Rooster: I’m a moderate, peaceful and godly man, truth be told.

Mav: Just yesterday you threw a chair at Hangman.

Rooster: Yes. Which was a moderate, peaceful and godly compromise from the table I was initially planning on launching on that bitch.

[k9effect]

Maverick, injured and on a lot of pain medication, speaking very fast: We have already been to like five different doctors. I had my ankles microwaved-

Iceman, deadpan and monotone: X-rayed.

Maverick, barrelling on: - they took my blood away to use for science-

Iceman: Cholesterol test.

Maverick: Ice had his sinuses... removed?

Iceman: Looked at.

Maverick: Some guy looked at my weiner. Touched it! That was weird.

Iceman, joking but still monotone: And that guy wasn't even a doctor.

Maverick: That-

Maverick: ...

Maverick: What?

[versiculosbiblicos]

[justmymindandstuff]

Maverick: I swear on my life.

Ice: I have seen your life, swear on something else.

[hang-a-roo]

All the married flyboys probably picked Mav up by his armpits to show their wives the " stray kitten Viper let them keep".

Merlin, holding Mav: Look honey! This is the stray kitten!:D

Merlins wife: …Dear, that’s an adult man.

Mav: PUT ME DOWN-!

[mudanonaito]

“You fought to the end. You survived. That’s why you’re here now. I think that’s something you should be more proud of.”

[diadotcom]

i’m crying but i did this to myself so im not allowed to complain

[scottishaccentsareawesome]

(After a mission they were not supposed to go on, to help Maverick, the Daggers all need to give depositions - but they still need to find Maverick, as do the 86'ers) Rooster:...You know what, I can also get Hangman to come back here to help us look. He's on his way to be questioned by Special Prosecutor Rogers. I mean, we're all scheduled to give our depositions today, but I could just say that it's an emergency. Slider: No, the last thing you want to do is alert them to something being up...As a matter of fact, the longer Lieutenant Seresin can keep Rogers occupied, the better. You think he can stall them? (The Daggers all go silent and stare at each other) Rooster(trying to hold back a smile):...That won't be a problem. Phoenix(sighs): Unleash the beast. Rooster(getting out his phone): Unleashing...

[manga-meow]

[86-quotes]

[military-newsboys]

Random person, gesturing towards Mav: Excuse me, is this man bothering you? Ice: Yes, but he’s my husband. I signed up for this.

[k9effect]

Goose: And did it ever occur to you that maybe Ice likes Mav

Slider: Likes Mav's what?

Goose: No, I mean likes him, like is attracted to him

Slider: Who's the him in that sentence?

Goose: Mav! Ice likes Mav!

Slider: ...

Slider: Him?

[kazanskyed]

mav, texting goose: I just walked into the club and someone yelled "DIBS"????

slider, texting ice from a bathroom stall: HELP IM SOOO FUCKFING DRUNK RN THIS HOT TWINK WALKED IN AN I YEKLED DIBS

[hang-a-roo]

The ‘86 crew at the Hard Deck watching their 14 aviators do what they do:

- Hangman and Rooster flirting obliviously -

Maverick: God, Ice, tell me we weren’t this bad.

Ice: We weren’t-

Slider, Wolf, ‘Wood, Chipper, Sundown, and Merlin: You were.

[corruption123]