For the older grayson brother danny au, realistically Danny would meet all of Dick's younger siblings gradually but the idea all of them meeting him all at once is so funny to me. Even better if none of them knew Dick had an older brother (and 2 older sisters), Dick just mentions he can't hang out with one of them in the gc because he's hanging out with his older brother and all the batkids are like "wtf are you talking about?" Dick swears he's mentioned Danny (and jazz and ellie) at least once but all of them swear they've never heard those names before. Cue the meeting, they've decided to meet at Mcdonald's or sumn and right before they get to the mcdonalds Dick stresses that they should be on their best behaviour cuz Danny and Co aren't from Gotham and they are Normal Civilians TM, they turn the corner and see McDonalds is getting robbed, they rush in to find Danny beating the shit out of the thief with a napkin holder like outta that scene in shameless, Jazz is getting a first aid kit ready and Ellie is cheering in the background
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In case y'all haven't found out enough tonight, two men co-parenting (even if temporarily) a boy under uncertain but nevertheless blessed circumstances is a HUGE weakness of mine:
(non Thai-BL but still very much belonging here)
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I love america because people eat shit like this and think its healthy and go look bro its a PROTEIN bar!!! As if youre not just eating dessert at 8 a.m
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Allergy discussion below the cut.
I'm so. Frustrated. Upset. So I called the allergist back to ask my few extra questions. I asked if I needed to avoid things that are made on shared equipment/in a facility that processes/may come into contact with egg, and the nurse said "yeah he says avoid all of it. If you have some contact accidentally, and you find out later, you know, if you have a reaction you know to avoid that." (Paraphrased). So I explained that, I have no idea what my reaction is, and we are assuming it's a GI reaction, which makes it harder to know because I have other GI problems. And she was just like "well if you have a reaction, you'll know you need to avoid that stuff." Like???? Are you listening to me???? I'm so frustrated and so upset. This is going to limit what I can buy even further, and I don't have the energy to cook all my own food from scratch, at the very least not until/if we can medicate my executive functioning again. I'm just so tired and sick of all this health bullshit. I already have so many food issues and stuff and now this and I'm just so tired. So fucking tired.
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i met a woman tonight at the pool who was dancing around the locker room Ecstatic because she n her husband own a food truck & they were just approached by one of the most popular local publications in the PDX area to do an interview n full piece about their business.... she was telling everyone about it and giving us the name of the truck to look up so since i got home ~20 minutes ago i've just been reading the insane number of rave reviews of their food and. both of them are So So So Unbelievably Beloved by the community i-- 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
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Allergy Gothic
You have a tree nut allergy.
You go to summer camp. They provide a special, allergy-free lunch, despite the normal lunches not containing nuts. Their field trips include a pistachio farm.
Your friend offers you tea. You spend hours researching the chocolate used for allergens. Your results are inconclusive.
You do not buy baked goods.
You go out to eat. The restaurant has a website, including a full online menu. You search through and plan your order, discarding entire categories likely to be contaminated.
You do not buy desserts.
You carry around life-saving medicine. The medicine does not cure allergies. The medicine merely gives your body the strength to continue until help arrives.
You go out to eat. The restaurant does not have a website.
You visit family. The visit runs long and they order lunch. You are quite hungry by the time you get home.
You go to university. Your college has two giant dining halls filled with world cuisines, including kosher and halal stations, meticulously marked for vegetarian, vegan, and allergens. The only station without a cross-contamination marker is the salad bar.
You do not go to diners.
You take a skin test and discover you have lost an allergy to almonds. Entire culinary worlds open up for you.
The only safe brand of bagels adds an allergen warning. You have not seen the store brand in months. You do not eat bagels.
You take a skin test and discover you have lost an allergy to almonds. Your allergist says to keep them in your diet so it doesn't return. All almonds in your store are processed in a facility that also processes tree nuts.
Girl Scout Cookies now distribute with an allergen warning for tree nuts. You ask them to specify which nuts. The next year, they distribute with an allergen warning for tree nuts.
You ask the parent company of Girl Scout Cookies which nuts they use. They tell you to check the packaging.
You buy soy sauce/a ham/oatmeal/graham crackers. Upon reaching home, you see it was processed in a facility that also processes tree nuts. You return it/trade it to family/eat it anyway.
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tagged by @bawnjourno thank u friend!!!! 💖
last song i listened to: my baby's taking me home - sparks 🥴
three ships: hmm i dont ship much However. is there anything better than classic beejhawk. this next one started out as a joke but im genuinely invested in sam/niles. and last one ill go w is uhhh. you know what fine ill be basic and go with kirk/spock too
currently reading: the dead zone by stephen king!! it's so good i dont want to finish it :(
last movie i watched: 9 to 5 babeyyyyyy they own my heart <3
craving: everyday i mourn the loss of my beloved pesto toast that i used to have at the cafe... i may have to make it again myself. also craving warmer weather and SUMMER!!!! where i have some really fun things planned like vacations n concerts and a vacation just to see a concert :) and working on my film idea!!!! its all gonna happen!!
tagging @geddyqueer @emilynightshade89 @dubious-spaghetti @steviecopeland if y'all wanna do it!!! and anyone else who sees this and wants to give it a go
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