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zemi-noelle-art · 9 months ago
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I know the previous one said it was day 4 but the beanie baby worm fit better for day 5, (gijinka) and I found this old drawing I did that gave me the idea for this prompt lol. Also as a side note, Never forget where you came from. lmao.
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solar-eclipsed · 3 months ago
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Oh yeah I watched the II remaster and I don’t mind it at all it’s pretty good LOLLL. I just have three prayers. Keep everyone mean as fuck. Keep Balloon’s manipulation so bad that it’s genuinely ridiculous how petty these freaks are. And please bring more of Salt and Pepper’s homoerotic codependent friendship I missed them so bad
#nickel kicking everyone off day one was fantastic PLEASE keep them AWFUL#i don’t like how paintbrush’s edges are still literally sanded off (in their design) but nothing has actually *happened* yet so!!!!#also fly low elephant feces ……… you truly were the marker of 13 year old humor for these guys ….#eclipsed.txt#I love salt and pepper so much you don’t understand how delighted I was to see them again#they’re wonderful. i hope they kill someone#if they ever do the season 4 epilogue stuff (though honestly I’d prefer them to leave it open ended)#i would eat Salt development up SOOOOO hard#i saw ‘trendsetter’ and ‘trend follower’ and cheered so loudly#salt is so beautiful to me. i hope she feels normal about the possibility that her crush on OJ is a fabrication#i think that aspect of her character is actually so fucking fun especially in regards to pepper and the follower stuff#because it’s like#the one thing pepper is bothered with openly#i hope they’re so o o o o normal about the reality of their situations#i think a lot of people are upset they changed anything at all but that’s kinda inevitable in a remaster#i don’t really mind ?#i don’t think I have the same insane emotional attachment to season 1 as a lot of people do#i’ve been a season 2 guy since day one#so I don’t really have as strong of an opinion on this as others might. shrugs#i have way more emotional attachment to the earnestness of season 1 of bfdi than II#IMOOOO bfdi season 1 is objectively really good while II is like. fine lmao#bfdi is like … entrancingly good. the fact that it was made by 13 year olds does seep out yeah but it’s also like#13 year olds who clearly REALLY like STEM and don’t rely on offensive or disgusting shock value#II is more classic 13 year old I guess#i could really tell bfdi was made by people who were obsessed with it is all#anyway I love it when these guys suck I hope they can keep doing that
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weaponizedmoth · 7 months ago
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More tiny Stacy as I try to nail it down.
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tmos-time · 1 year ago
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me a little over 2 weeks before art fight: hey what if i just completely revamp like. at least 4 characters designs
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rubyrubyrubytuesday · 4 months ago
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seeing hate for sakura from naruto and having to stop myself from interacting because i know it's just going to be people trying to justify their 2000's misogynist hatred towards a female character who was an awkward teenager instead of a generic sweet soft shonen love interest with no consideration that MAYBE the author sidelined her not because 'his writing for women is terrible' but because of just how vitriolic the audience hatred towards her was?
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thawwish · 6 months ago
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eugene the vampire and devon the werewolf ~
the other two members of the main trio (⁠ノ⁠◕⁠ヮ⁠◕⁠)⁠ノ⁠*⁠.⁠✧ my blorbos... i care them sm .. they're Emma's annoying younger brothers that she adopted while travelling through the woods loll
P.S. these are all of their original designs from when I first made them years back, save for some minor tweaks here n there ^^ (which. also means that their clothes here are gacha life assets LMAO)
they're an epic found family hehe
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sirompp · 2 years ago
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i cant post my art because all i do is draw non canon pictures of my ocs
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cressidagrey · 2 months ago
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White Horse - Chapter 13: February 2024 - Part 1
Pairing: Max Verstappen x Isabelle Leclerc (Original Character)
Summary:
Max Verstappen is a World Champion. Isabelle Leclerc is invisible.
She watched her family give up everything for Charles’ career—Arthur’s karting, their father’s savings, even her childhood horse. She understood. She never asked for more.
But Max does. He notices the things no one else does, listens when no one else will, and puts her first in ways she never imagined. With him, she isn’t an afterthought—she’s a choice. And for the first time, she realizes she doesn’t have to be invisible.
Warnings and Notes: 
we have now moved on from Charles bashing to bashing his whole family, Discussions of toxic past relationships, talk about loosing a childhood pet, toxic families, Me trying to write therapy sessions, Oscar being a lost little duckling, Lando being a feral street cat, Brocedes in the year 2024? Sebastian Vettel making a guest appearance just for myself.
As always big thanks to @llirawolf , who listens to me ramble
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Text Conversation: Max Verstappen & Oscar Piastri
Max: You free tonight?
Oscar: uh I think so? Why?
Max: come to dinner.
Oscar: …okay? Where?
Max: Our place. 7pm. We’re already feeding Lando. And Belle adopted you.
Oscar: I’m honored? I think?
Max: Good. Bring your appetite. And maybe patience.
Max:  Lando’s already being dramatic about it.
Oscar: What’s new?
Max: Exactly. See you at 7.
***
Oscar showed up at Max and Belle’s apartment at 7:02 p.m., clutching a bottle of wine he wasn't sure they'd need and trying not to look like he was afraid.
The door opened before he could even knock properly.
Max stood there, expression dry. "Two minutes late. Tragic."
Oscar grinned sheepishly. "Traffic?"
Max just shook his head, stepping aside to let him in.
The second he entered, Oscar spotted Lando sprawled on the couch, dramatically claiming all the cushions like some sort of feral housecat.
One of the actual cats was glaring at him from the armrest.
Belle appeared from the kitchen, wiping her hands on a towel, smiling when she saw Oscar. "Hey, you made it."
Oscar relaxed immediately. "Wouldn’t miss it."
"You’re brave," Belle teased, nodding toward Lando. "He’s been sulking for half an hour."
"I’m not sulking!" Lando yelped from the couch. "I’m... emotionally preparing!"
"For what?" Oscar asked, genuinely curious.
He looked up and immediately pointed accusingly.
"Traitor!" Lando said dramatically. "You got adopted before me!"
Oscar grinned and dropped into the seat across from him. "Not my fault you’re unadoptable."
Max, passing by with a plate of food, muttered under his breath, "Natural selection."
Belle rolled her eyes fondly and started setting plates on the table.
Oscar stood up to help without even thinking about it — grabbing forks, glasses, anything she pointed at — and Lando immediately protested.
"Hey! No stealing points! That’s cheating!"
Oscar grinned. "Skill issue, mate."
"You are SUCH a teacher's pet," Lando groaned dramatically, as he came to help as well. 
Max dropped down into a chair at the table with a smirk. "You're both insufferable."
Belle just smiled, utterly unbothered, moving around the kitchen like this chaos was completely normal.
Oscar, trailing after her as they finished getting everything ready, cleared his throat awkwardly.
"Hey, uh," he said under his breath. "Quick question."
Belle turned, eyebrow raised. "Yeah?"
Oscar rubbed the back of his neck, feeling about twelve years old. "Heard you freelance now? Like, design stuff?"
Belle nodded. "Architecture and interiors. Why?"
Oscar winced. "Hypothetically... if someone's apartment was a complete catastrophe... and that someone’s girlfriend was visiting Monaco in two weeks... could I, uh... hire you? Like, officially?"
Belle blinked, then smiled — warm and kind. "Oscar."
"I’ll pay!" he blurted out. "Or like... buy you coffee. Or cat toys."
Belle laughed, soft and musical.
 "You don’t have to pay me," she said. "I’ll help you."
Oscar sagged in relief. 
Belle just shook her head, grabbing the last plate and nudging Oscar toward the table. "Sit. Eat. We’ll save your apartment later."
Oscar smiled, warm and easy.
This — this ridiculous, chaotic little world — It felt like home already.
***
When Belle showed up at his apartment, Oscar knew he was in trouble.
She stepped inside with a tote bag slung over her shoulder — full of measuring tape, a notebook, a fabric swatch or two — and immediately gave the whole place a slow, assessing once-over.
Oscar stood awkwardly in the middle of the mess, like a defendant waiting for sentencing.
Belle didn’t say anything at first. She just exhaled, long and low, and shook her head fondly.
"We have work to do," she said, setting her bag down with finality.
Oscar smiled, a little helplessly. "I know."
And then she took over — completely.
Belle moved through the apartment like a general, gentle but utterly in control. She measured walls, vetoed half the sad furniture he tried to keep, drew rough sketches of new layouts.
"No," she said calmly when he pointed at a sad, lumpy chair. "That’s not a chair. That’s a health hazard."
"But it’s vintage—" Oscar tried.
"It’s a crime," Belle corrected, utterly unfazed.
Oscar found himself trailing after her, nodding obediently as she rattled off notes: "We’ll need a new rug. A real lamp. You’re getting curtains, Oscar, not just sticking paper over the windows like a college student."
It should have been overwhelming. But Belle made it easy — light, funny, somehow never making him feel stupid for needing the help.
And somewhere in the middle of hauling a sad, broken coffee table toward the door, Oscar realized:
She’s so nice.
Not the fake kind of nice — not the "I’m being polite because I have to" nice. The real kind. The kind you didn’t earn — the kind she just gave, freely and without asking anything back.
It hit him harder than he expected.
And for the life of him, Oscar couldn’t understand — How could her brothers not see it?
Later, while they sat on the floor eating sandwiches she had packed ("I didn’t trust your fridge," Belle had said, deadpan), Oscar glanced over at her.
She was perched against the wall, hair falling into her face, sketching something in the notebook balanced on her knees.
"Can I ask you something?" he said before he could second-guess it.
Belle looked up, curious. "Of course."
"Why are you helping me?" he asked, voice low. "You don’t have to. I’m not your responsibility."
Belle smiled — small and real.
"When I moved to Paris," she said, "for university, I didn’t know anyone. I was eighteen. Scared. Completely overwhelmed."
Oscar stayed quiet, listening.
"I met my best friend Emilie my second week at Sorbonne," Belle continued. "She saw me drop all my books in the metro. Helped me pick them up. And then — without even asking — she took me under her wing." Belle’s voice softened, threading with something warm. "She showed me the little things. How to find the good groceries. Where to get a real coffee. Which bus routes were safe late at night."
She smiled faintly. "She saved me, in a way. Made Paris feel like home."
Oscar felt something ache in his chest.
"And when I asked her why," Belle said, looking back down at her notebook, "Emilie said: 'Because someone should.'"
Oscar swallowed hard.
"And now," Belle added, glancing up at him, "I guess... I just think everyone deserves that. Especially people like you."
Oscar laughed, soft and stunned. "What, hopeless cases?"
Belle’s smile widened. "No. Good ones."
Oscar looked at her — really looked at her — sitting cross-legged on his floor, sleeves pushed up, caramel hair catching the light from the window.
He thought about how easy it would be for her to be selfish. How the world hadn’t exactly been kind to her, but she still chose to be kind anyway.
"Thanks, Belle," he said quietly.
She just smiled, like it was the easiest thing in the world. Like giving kindness was as natural as breathing.
And Oscar realized — maybe it was, for people like her.
***
Nico Rosberg liked the quiet of the stables just outside Monaco.
It was one of the few places in Monaco where people didn’t care who he was — just another dad holding juice boxes and brushing mud off boots.
The stables had become something of a second home on weekends in the off-season. 
His daughters loved their riding lessons — loved the ponies, the hay-scented air, the thrill of mastering the trot.
Nico leaned against the fence, arms crossed, sipping a coffee, watching them finish their class.
He smiled when he saw the younger one waving excitedly at someone near the paddock entrance.
There she was.
The woman both his daughters constantly talked about.
"Belle helps me with my pony!"
 "Belle makes the best braids!"
 "Belle said I did the best two-point position today!"
Isabelle Leclerc.
Nico had pieced it together after the second or third lesson — the soft-spoken young woman who occasionally helped at the stables wasn’t just any Monaco local.
She was Charles Leclerc’s sister.
Though you wouldn’t know it from her.
No airs. No attitude.
Just patience, steady encouragement, and a laugh that made the kids beam with pride when she said they did something well.
Today, she knelt beside his youngest daughter, adjusting the stirrup leathers with careful hands, chatting easily as the girl nodded along solemnly.
Nico smiled to himself.
He liked her — genuinely liked her.
There was a calmness to her he rarely saw.
He was about to wave when he caught movement from the corner of his eye — someone slipping through the stable gates with practiced ease.
Max Verstappen.
Not in race gear.
Not in Red Bull blue.
Just jeans and a hoodie, baseball cap covering his messy hair.
Nico blinked.
Max? Here?
He looked... easy. Comfortable.
Especially when Isabelle turned, spotted him, and lit up with a smile that could have powered half of Monaco.
Max’s whole face changed at the sight of her. Softened. Brightened.
He walked straight to her, not hesitating, crouching to say something that made her laugh — that small, quiet laugh Nico had seen his daughters light up over.
Max reached out, brushed a stray piece of hay from her hair like it was instinct.
Nico straightened slowly against the fence, eyebrows raising.
Oh.
Oh.
He watched for a moment longer, unnoticed.
Watched how Max’s hand lingered at the small of Isabelle’s back.
Watched how easily she leaned into him, unthinking.
Not new.
Not casual.
Something steady.
One of Nico’s daughters came running up, cheeks flushed with excitement. "Papa! Belle said I can ride Daisy next week!"
"That’s wonderful,," Nico said, ruffling her hair. "Did you say thank you?"
"Yes!" she beamed. 
He gave her a kiss on the forehead, sent her back toward the stables, and took a slow sip of his coffee, considering.
Later, as Max drifted closer — probably spotting him now that the initial magnet pull toward Isabelle had worn off — Nico met him with a knowing smile.
"Max," Nico said lightly. "Didn’t know you were into ponies."
Max shrugged, the barest smile tugging at the corner of his mouth. "I’m into her."
Nico chuckled under his breath. "Figured."
Max shoved his hands deeper into his pockets, eyes never leaving Isabelle, who was now kneeling to show a little girl how to buckle a bridle properly.
"My daughters adore her," Nico said after a beat. "Apparently ‘Belle’ is the best teacher they’ve ever had."
Max smiled then — properly, fully — something so rare and genuine that Nico almost did a double take.
"Yeah," Max said, voice low. "They’re not wrong."
They stood there for a moment, two men who had seen the brutal side of fame and pressure, silently agreeing that this — this quiet, real thing — was worth a hell of a lot more.
"Charles know?" Nico asked eventually, curious but gentle.
Max huffed a dry laugh. "No."
Nico winced. "Oof."
Max shrugged, unbothered. "Doesn’t matter. She’s mine."
There was no arrogance in the words.
Just certainty.
Steel wrapped in something terrifyingly soft.
Nico smiled slightly. "Good. Don’t lose that."
"I won’t," Max said simply.
Isabelle looked up then, spotting them across the arena.
She gave a small wave, smiling — easy and bright, like the sun slipping through the clouds.
Later, Nico watched Max head back toward the barn, where Isabelle was helping the younger kids put away their helmets, her hair half-falling out of her braid, her cheeks pink with the cool air.
Max didn’t even look at anyone else.
Max was watching Isabelle the way Nico watched Vivian — with a kind of unconscious gravity, like the rest of the world had blurred out and there was only her left.
And Isabelle — She looked up, caught Max’s eye, and smiled again — soft, sure, like she knew exactly where he’d always end up.
Nico shook his head fondly and muttered under his breath, "The paddock is not ready for this."
***
Text Conversation: Isabelle Leclerc & Oscar Piastri
Oscar: Hi Oscar:  sorry to bug you again Oscar:  But can i ask for another favor?
Isabelle: Hi Oscar Isabelle: you’re never bugging me Isabelle: what’s up?
Oscar: Do you have any good restaurant recommendations for Valentine’s day? like... somewhere actually nice but not stupidly touristy?
Isabelle: You’re planning a Valentine’s dinner?
Oscar: Yeah.  First one in Monaco… I want it to be good
Isabelle: That’s really sweet. 
Oscar: I’ve got a short list already. I just need your opinion because Lando’s advice was (quoting here) “idk just get pasta or something, she’ll live”
Isabelle: oh my god
Oscar: I know
Isabelle: Send me your list.  I’ll help you pick. 
Oscar: Maison Bleue, Le Petit Bar or maybe that little italian place near the flower market?
Isabelle: All good choices!! Isabelle: I would lean Maison Bleue Isabelle: It’s a little quieter, more romantic
Oscar: Perfect, thank you!! Also already got her a necklace so I’m like 90% prepared, only panicking a little bit. 
Isabelle: You’re more prepared than 99% of people I know (cough my brothers cough)
Oscar: …Do they not plan?
Isabelle: They just expect me to plan everything.  Birthdays, anniversaries,  mother’s day,  sometimes their friends' birthdays too. 
Oscar: ... that’s awful. 
Isabelle: It’s nice that you asked and that you already had ideas. I am not used to that. 
Oscar: Of course? You’re helping me.  It’s the least I can do to be a human about it. 
Isabelle: You’re a very good human, Oscar
Oscar: You’re a very good human, too, Belle. 
****
It started with a text.
Arthur: Isabelle HELP I forgot to book anything for valentine’s day what do i do
Then Lorenzo chimed in.
Lorenzo: Hey, can you find a florist for me? Everything’s sold out.
And then Charles, predictably, a minute later.
Charles:Can you order something for Alex? I don’t know what she likes.
Isabelle stared at the group chat, feeling that familiar, sick tightening in her stomach.
 They just assumed she would fix it — like she always did.
No hello, no how are you, no are you busy.
Just Isabelle, save us.
She set the phone down on the counter carefully, like it might explode.
Max was leaning against the stove, stirring something in a pot. He looked up when he saw her face.
"What's wrong?"
Isabelle opened her mouth. Closed it again.
And then, quietly: "They want me to fix Valentine’s Day for them."
Max didn’t say anything for a second. Just studied her, like he already knew she was about to go to war with herself.
"You don’t have to," he said softly.
"But if I don’t—" she started, and stopped, clenching her hands into fists. "If I don’t, they’ll be upset. Or disappointed. Or say I’m selfish."
Max set the spoon down carefully, wiped his hands on a towel, and crossed the kitchen to her.
He took her face in his hands, gentle but firm.
"Belle," he said, voice steady. "You are not responsible for their girlfriends' happiness."
Tears pricked behind her eyes. She hated how easily they came now, how raw she always felt lately.
But Max didn’t flinch. Didn’t rush her.
"You deserve to have a Valentine’s Day too," he said. "You deserve to put yourself first."
Isabelle nodded, shaky, terrified — but somehow, deep down, she knew he was right.
She picked up her phone with trembling fingers and, for once, instead of making excuses or softening the blow, she just… said the truth.
Isabelle: I’m sorry, but I’m not available to help this time. Good luck.
She hit send before she could overthink it, before she could drown in the guilt.
There was a long, aching silence.
Then Arthur's message popped up.
Arthur: seriously? wow. okay then.
And another from Charles.
Charles: Nice. Thanks for nothing.
And Lorenzo, icing on the cake.
Lorenzo:Guess we know who we can count on.
The shame hit her hard and fast, brutal in a way only family could manage.
She set the phone down again and braced her hands against the counter, breathing hard, fighting not to crumple.
Max didn’t say I told you so.
He didn’t say they’re assholes, even though she could see it in his eyes.
He just moved behind her, wrapping his arms around her waist, resting his chin lightly on her shoulder.
"You did the right thing," he murmured against her skin. "I’m proud of you."
Isabelle choked on a laugh that was half sob, half relief.
"But they’re mad."
"So let them be mad," Max said. "You’re not their secretary. You’re not responsible for their poor planning."
She turned in his arms, burying her face in his chest, breathing him in. Steady. Solid. Hers.
"It hurts," she whispered.
"I know," he said. "But hurting doesn’t mean you did the wrong thing. Sometimes it just means you’re finally doing the right thing."
He rubbed her back in slow circles, patient and sure.
"You’re allowed to choose yourself," Max said. "Every time."
And Isabelle, standing there in their kitchen, wrapped in his arms, knew: This was what real love looked like.
Not demands.
Not expectations.
Not conditional approval.
Just acceptance.
Just safety.
Just Max.
***
Team Redline Stream – Transcript
Stream starts, usual chatter as the guys set up for the race.
Luke: “Alright, so Valentine’s Day is in two days. Anyone got plans?”
Gianni Vecchio: “Uh—”
Chris Lulham: “Define ‘plans.’”
Gianni: “I mean… I’ll figure something out.”
Luke: “That means no one has done anything.”
Max: already annoyed “Useless. All of you.”
Chris: “Oh, and you have plans then?”
Max: “Of course. What kind of question is that? I love my girlfriend.”
Twitch chat:
   •   here we go again
   •   max “i love my girlfriend” verstappen strikes 
   •   the way this man is always 10 steps ahead
   •   someone check on the team redline WAGs
Gianni: groaning “Okay, yeah, we get it, you’re in love.”
Max: “No, because seriously—why do so many guys just assume their girlfriend or wife or mother or sister will handle everything? How is that cute? It’s embarrassing.”
Gianni: laughs “Tell us how you really feel.”
Max: “I will. Because it’s not just Valentine’s Day. It’s all the time. Birthdays, holidays, family events—who does all the planning? Who buys the gifts? Who remembers every single thing? The women. And the men just show up, say ‘Oh nice,’ and then act like they had anything to do with it.”
Chris: “Alright, I feel personally attacked.”
Max: “Good. Do something about it.”
Twitch chat:
   •   he’s SO MAD HELP
   •   he’s right and he should say it
   •   max verstappen, feminist king??
   •   every girlfriend watching this is nodding
Gianni: whistles “This is… a lot of feelings.”
Max: not done yet “No, because I’ve seen it firsthand, and it pisses me off. You know how many times I’ve watched someone handle everything for the people in their life and not even get a thank you? Not even acknowledged? Like it’s just expected? They do it because they care, but no one ever stops to think, ‘Oh, maybe they’d like to feel appreciated too.’” And if they for once don’t do it, the passive aggressiveness is through the roof, because they take it for fucking granted! It’s actually pathetic. Like, you are an adult, but you can’t book a damn dinner reservation? You need your sister to do that for you?!
Gianni: “Oh, this is personal-personal.”
Max: “Of course it’s personal! I see it happen to people I care about all the time. They put in so much effort and get nothing back. Their family forgets things that matter to them, just assumes they’ll be fine with it. Do you know how awful that is? To love people who don’t even notice when you’re hurting?”
Twitch chat:
   •   nah bc this just got too real
   •   someone in max’s life is NOT getting enough love and he’s fighting for their life rn
   •   blinking twice for the mystery girlfriend rn
   •   the way this man is not even being subtle anymore
Chris: nervous laughter “Uh… yeah, that sucks.”
Max: flatly “Yeah. It does.”
Gianni: “I feel like I should be taking notes.”
Max: “You should.”
Luke: “So… are you gonna tell us what you planned?”
Max: “No.”
Gianni: “So you’re out here preaching about effort but won’t give us ideas?”
Max: “Correct.”
Chris: “You’re actually evil.”
Max: smirking “Maybe.”
Race starts. Max wins, because of course he does.
Twitch chat:
   •   he went on a 10-minute rant then destroyed everyone on track. classic
   •   someone tell the mystery gf that max has a RING READY bc there’s no way he doesn’t
   •   max: “i love my gf and i hate men who do nothing”
   •   whoever he’s talking about, i hope they know he would actually burn the world down for them
***
Meanwhile on Twitter: 
@/F1GossipQueen: Max Verstappen just went on a full-on TED Talk during the Team Redline stream about how men need to step up and actually plan things for the women in their lives. I have NEVER seen him this passionate about anything that isn’t racing.
@/LandoStan_4: Nah, because the way he said, “It’s not even just about Valentine’s Day or girlfriends or wives, it’s always the women in families doing all the planning and never getting a thank you,” like he had a PERSONAL vendetta.
@/softverstappen: Who hurt you, Max??
@/F1memes_daily: Max Verstappen when he thinks about men who make their wives and girlfriends or mothers or sisters plan every holiday, birthday, anniversary, and social event: [insert exploding volcano meme]
@/GridTea: I swear he was holding back from name-dropping someone specific. The frustration was too real.
@/ChaosLeclerc: The way he said, “You are an adult, but you can’t book a dinner reservation?” sir who are you calling out.
@/TireDeg_33: I’m telling you, his mysterious girlfriend is fighting for her LIFE against the invisible burden of being the only responsible one in her family.
@/AloNorrisFan: The man really said, “Bare minimum behavior is NOT cute,” and you know what? He’s so right.
@/DR3Honeybadger: Max Verstappen being the voice of reason for women everywhere was not on my 2024 bingo card.
@/F1_WAGwatch: We all joke about ‘wife guy’ Max, but this just confirmed it. He’s SO in love and he’s SO annoyed on her behalf.
@/PitLaneDrama: This was NOT a general take. This was deeply personal. Whoever she is, she’s got this man READY TO FIGHT.
@/MaxFanClub: Honestly, this is the kind of energy we need from men. He called out half the grid without even naming names.
@/RedBullBesties: Lmao Max really said, “Bare minimum? Embarrassing. Do better.”
@/UndercutStrategy: His girlfriend better be watching this like [insert smug cat meme] because she’s got the reigning world champion out here advocating for her rights.
@/McLarenChaos: I need to know what triggered this. Did someone in his friend group forget a birthday? Did he overhear some teammate say “my girl will plan it” and see red??
@/F1DetectiveAgency: There’s a bigger mystery here… who IS she, and why does Max Verstappen love her so much that he’s out here calling out society???
@/FormulaLover: Max really said, “Love is about effort,” and I’m gonna need the men on this app to take notes.
@/DR3Always: He was talking to someone SPECIFIC. You can’t tell me this was just a general rant. He had receipts.
@/VerstappenSimp33: Max Verstappen, voice of the people. Advocate for women everywhere. A true feminist icon.
@/F1Detectives: There’s something SO funny about Max Verstappen, of all people, being the one to passionately call out the mental load women carry in relationships.
@/RedBullF1Fan: I’ve never seen a man so aggressively pro-Valentine’s Day.
@/SassyTauri: Max out here unionizing girlfriends.
@/F1WAGWatch: This man is SO IN LOVE. He literally said “She deserves effort” with his whole chest.
@/TireDegGOAT: Imagine being his girlfriend watching this like “Yes, my man, drag them.”
@/Undercut_Stan: Petition for Max to start a relationship advice podcast.
@/RedBullGirlies:Max Verstappen: F1 World Champion, Cat Dad, and now the internet’s unexpected Feminist Icon.
@/PaddockSpy: We don’t know who she is, but she’s got this man out here EDUCATING the masses.
***
Lily wasn’t exactly worried, flying into Monaco to visit Oscar for Valentine’s Day — but she was... curious.
 Very curious.
She loved Oscar — loved his quiet steadiness, his dry humor, the way he texted her good morning no matter what timezone he was in.
But decorating had never exactly been his strong suit.
When he said "I’m settling into the apartment pretty well!" over FaceTime a few weeks ago, she’d had... doubts.
Mild, loving doubts.
 Visions of mattress-on-the-floor bachelor chaos danced in her head.
So when she walked into his place for the first time — duffel bag still slung over her shoulder — she stopped dead just inside the door.
Blinking.
Staring.
The living room actually... looked good.
There was a real couch.
Matching throw pillows.
A soft rug that didn’t look like it came free with a video game console.
Curtains that actually matched the walls.
Fresh flowers on the kitchen island.
It was— it was warm. It looked like a home.
She turned slowly to Oscar, who was hovering nervously behind her, hands stuffed in his pockets.
"You did this," she said slowly. It wasn’t exactly a question. More like an accusation.
Oscar flushed. "Well... sort of."
She narrowed her eyes, stepping further inside. "Oscar. Be honest."
He rubbed the back of his neck, sheepish. "I had help."
Lily folded her arms. "Yeah, no kidding. This has woman’s touch written all over it."
Oscar winced. "Belle helped."
Lily blinked. “Belle?
"Isabelle Leclerc."Oscar answered, grinning now. "Charles’ sister."
Lily remembered her vaguely — a soft smile, a quiet presence tucked in the corners of the paddock. Kind, but easy to miss if you weren’t paying attention.
"Do I need to be worried?" Lily joked lightly, bumping his hip.
Oscar laughed so hard he nearly dropped her suitcase.
"Trust me," he said, still grinning, "you don’t. I think she adopted me. Like... another cat."
Lily snorted.
Oscar leaned against the wall, arms crossed. "Besides, I don’t have three Drivers’ Championships and a fleet of cats. I’m not her type."
Lily stared at him. Oscar just raised one eyebrow. “Isabelle Leclerc and Max Verstappen?” Lily said, surprise colouring her voice. 
“Absolutely besotted with each other” Oscar said with a laugh. “And he’s good for her.”
"You like her," Lily said after a beat, softer now. "Not like that — but you like her."
Oscar nodded immediately.
 "Yeah. She’s..." He trailed off, searching for the right words. "She’s the kind of person who just helps, you know? Without making you feel like you owe her for it."
Lily smiled, stepping closer to loop her arms around his waist.
"Sounds like you lucked out," she said.
Oscar smiled, pressing a kiss to her hair. "I definitely did."
Lily glanced around the apartment again — at the carefully chosen throw blankets, the tiny succulents on the windowsill, the framed print over the couch that actually matched the room instead of clashing violently. 
She thought of the quiet girl she'd seen once or twice, standing in the background while her brothers soaked up all the attention.
And Lily decided, very quietly, that she liked this Belle already.
A lot.
***
Monaco at night always looked beautiful.
All glitter and shine, like the whole city was pretending to be softer than it really was.
Lewis Hamilton knew better. He wasn’t dazzled by the surface anymore.
He was walking back from a late dinner with some old friends, hands tucked into the pockets of his jacket, keeping his head down, when the world exploded.
The screech of tires.
 A flash of headlights where they shouldn’t be.
 The sickening crunch of metal hitting metal.
Lewis whipped around just in time to see it happen.
A green Volvo — coming through the intersection on a green light — blindsided by a black SUV that barreled through the red without even slowing down.
The impact spun the green car sideways, sending it skidding up onto the curb, crumpled against a light post. The SUV swerved wildly, tires smoking, before lurching to a stop a few meters away.
Lewis didn’t think. He sprinted.
He reached the green car first, heart pounding hard enough to drown out the sounds of shouting passersby. The front end was mangled, the windshield spiderwebbed with cracks, airbags deployed.
He yanked the passenger side door open — the driver’s side was crushed in — and leaned across.
"Hey, hey—" he said urgently. "Stay with me. You okay?"
The girl inside was small, dazed, blood trickling from a cut above her eyebrow.
Blinking slowly, struggling to focus.
It took him a second to recognize her.
Isabelle Leclerc. Charles’s sister.
"Isabelle," he said more gently. "It’s Lewis. You’re okay. I’m right here."
She stared at him, glassy-eyed, her breathing shallow and fast.
Shock. Pure shock.
Lewis cursed under his breath, fumbling for his phone with one hand.
He called emergency services first, rattling off the location, demanding an ambulance. Then he crouched by the open door again, keeping his voice low and steady.
"You’re doing great, Isabelle. Just breathe. Help’s on the way."
Her hands were trembling badly. She tried to unbuckle herself and flinched at the movement.
"Don’t," Lewis said quickly. "Stay put. You could be hurt worse than you know. Just sit still for me, okay?"
She nodded, small and shaky, tears starting to well in her wide, shocked eyes.
Lewis took off his jacket and draped it over her lap to keep her warm, crouching to stay at her eye level.
"I’m gonna call your brother, yeah?" he said gently. "Charles’ll want to know—"
Isabelle’s hand shot out, grabbing his sleeve with surprising force.
"No," she said, her voice raw and cracking. "Don’t call him. Please."
Lewis blinked, caught off guard. "Isabelle—"
"Please," she said again, desperate now. "Don’t call him."
Lewis sat back on his heels, frowning slightly.
He didn’t argue — it was clear she wasn’t in any state to be pushed — but it planted a seed of confusion deep in his gut.
He knew families could be complicated.
 But something about the panic in her voice unsettled him.
Not embarrassment.
 Not stubbornness.
 Something deeper.
 Fear, maybe. Or exhaustion.
He swallowed hard, nodding slowly. "Alright. I won’t call him."
Isabelle sagged back into the seat, closing her eyes tightly, breathing ragged.
The ambulance sirens wailed in the distance, getting closer.
Lewis stayed right there, hand braced lightly on her knee to let her know he wasn’t leaving.
Future teammate, he thought grimly, the words sitting heavy in his chest.
He’d just signed with Ferrari.
Was about to step into the same garage as Charles Leclerc next year.
 He knew Charles — or at least, he thought he did.
But now he wondered.
Because whatever was going on between Isabelle and her brother — whatever had made her so terrified at the idea of him finding out — it wasn’t simple.
It wasn’t small.
And Lewis, for the first time since agreeing to the move, felt the first real crack of doubt spider across the surface of everything he thought he knew.
***
Max’s phone rang late—too late for anything normal. Isabelle had been at Emilie’s for the evening, some kind of girls’ night that they always did just before Valentine’s day, involving ice cream and bad Rom-Coms. 
He was already half-asleep, curled up in bed with Sassy stretched across his legs, when the vibration jolted him awake. He frowned, blinking at the screen.
Belle ❤️
Something in his chest tightened.
"Schatje?" he answered, already sitting up. "What’s going on?"
There was a pause. A breath. Then, softly—too softly—Isabelle said, "Max."
He was awake instantly.
"What happened?"
"I'm okay," she said immediately. "I'm at the hospital."
Max was already moving, throwing off the blanket and reaching for his sweatpants. "What? Why?"
"There was an accident," she admitted. "A drunk driver ran a red light and hit my car."
His blood went cold. "Where?"
"Just outside the tunnel," she said. "Max, I'm okay."
"You’re in the hospital, Isabelle," he snapped, shoving his feet into sneakers. "That’s not okay."
"They just wanted to check me over," she reassured him. "No serious injuries, just some bruises. Probably because of the Volvo."
The one he insisted she get, because safety ratings mattered more than aesthetics, because he’d seen too many crashes to trust anything less.
"Which hospital?" he demanded.
"Max—"
"Which one, Isabelle?"
She sighed. "Princess Grace."
"I’m coming."
"You don’t have to—"
"I'm coming," he repeated, already grabbing his keys.
There was another pause, then, quieter: "Okay."
"Stay on the phone with me," he said as he got into the car, putting her on speaker. His hands were tight fists, his heart hammering against his ribs. "Tell me exactly what happened."
She exhaled. "I was driving back from dinner with Emilie. It was late, so the roads weren’t busy. I had a green light. Then, out of nowhere, this car just—slammed into the side of me. Hard."
Max’s grip tightened on his phone.
"The police said he was drunk. Almost twice the legal limit."
"Fuck," Max muttered.
"I didn’t even see him coming," she admitted. "One second everything was fine, the next… airbags, the car spinning, glass everywhere. Then people running over, trying to get the door open."
Max clenched his jaw, swallowing against the sheer terror clawing up his throat.
"Isabelle," he said, voice rough, "are you sure you're okay?"
"I promise, I am."
Max exhaled shakily, throwing the car into park. 
"I'm here," he told her. "Where are you?"
"Emergency department."
Two minutes later, he found her sitting on an exam bed, her coat draped over her lap, her hair slightly disheveled but otherwise—whole.
The moment her eyes met his, relief flooded her face.
Max didn’t hesitate. He crossed the room in two strides and pulled her into his arms, burying his face in her hair, inhaling the familiar scent of her perfume. She was warm. Real. Breathing.
"I hate you driving alone at night," he muttered against her temple.
"I know," she whispered, holding onto him just as tightly.
"You're getting a driver."
"Max—"
"I'm serious."
She huffed a small laugh. "My Volvo might have saved my life tonight."
Max just tightened his grip, pressing a kiss to the side of her head. "Then I'm never letting you drive anything else."
Max didn’t let go for a long time. He just held her, breathing her in, grounding himself in the fact that she was here, in one piece, instead of—
He couldn’t even think about the alternative.
Isabelle eventually pulled back slightly, just enough to look at him. “You really didn’t have to come all the way here.”
Max gave her a look. “Don’t say stupid things.”
He kissed her forehead, then her cheek, before pulling back properly to look her over. She looked tired—her makeup smudged from the night, her hair messy, a faint red mark along her collarbone where the seatbelt must have held her back.
Max pulled back only when a nurse cleared her throat nearby.
"We're keeping her overnight," she said, flipping through the chart. "Mild concussion. And her vitals were a little unstable when she came in — classic shock. Nothing serious, but better to monitor."
Max nodded tightly. "Good. That's good."
Isabelle groaned quietly. "Max, it’s not that bad—"
"Not arguing," he said firmly. "You're staying."
The nurse handed Isabelle two small white pills and a cup of water. Painkillers, she explained. Isabelle took them without complaint, sagging back against the pillows.
"She’ll be moved upstairs to a private room soon," the nurse said. "You can stay, if you’d like."
It didn’t take long before the painkillers hit her.
By the time they had put her in a private room, Belle was definitely enjoying the side effects of said pills. 
She turned her head slowly, blinking up at him like he’d just materialized out of thin air.
“Max,” she said dreamily, her voice soft and a little slurred.
He moved closer, crouching so he was at eye level. "I’m here, Schatje. How do you feel?"
She reached out clumsily, grabbing the front of his hoodie and tugging him closer.
“I love you so much,” she mumbled, her face squishing against his chest. “Like…stupid much.”
Max’s heart twisted painfully in his chest.
“I love you too,” he murmured, brushing her hair gently off her forehead. “You’re concussed, sweetheart. You need to rest.”
She didn’t listen.
Instead, she stared up at him with big, glassy eyes and announced, very seriously: “You’re the best boyfriend in the whole world. The best. Like, you should get an award. A giant trophy.”
Max bit back a laugh, swallowing against the lump in his throat. “I don’t need a trophy, Belle. You’re enough.”
“No, no,” she insisted, poking his chest with one finger. “You don’t understand. You’re...you’re like, made of magic. You’re so good, Max. You’re…you’re my favorite,” she said solemnly, like it was the most important announcement in the world. "More than croissants. More than horses. More than the cats."
Max smiled, throat tight. "High praise."
She nodded, wide-eyed. "Don't tell Sassy."
"Your secret’s safe with me." He caught her hand gently, threading his fingers through hers. “You’re my favorite too.”
She blinked at him, still fighting to stay awake. “You’re so pretty, too. So pretty it’s rude. Like, how are you so pretty? It’s criminal.”
Max let out a soft chuckle, pressing a kiss to her knuckles. “You think I’m pretty?”
“I think you’re beautiful,” she said solemnly.  Isabelle blinked up at him, utterly adoring. “You have such nice eyelashes. They’re so long. You know that? It’s not fair.”
“Schatje—”
“And you smell really good. Like soap and anger.”
Max bit back a laugh. “You’re off your head.”
She poked his chest with a finger. “You’re in love with me.”
He blinked. “That’s true, yes.”
She lit up. “I knew it! Good. Because I’m in love with you too. Like, so much. Stupid in love with you.”
Max melted and tried not to show it.
“I’m gonna marry you,” she added helpfully. “Someday.”
He leaned down and kissed her forehead. “Yeah? That the morphine talking?”
“No,” she mumbled. “That’s me talking. But the morphine is making it easier.”
Max took her hand and squeezed it. “Good. Because I’d marry you too. But first, we’re getting you better. No wedding until you can walk in a straight line.”
“I can walk in a straight line,” she said proudly. “It just moves sometimes.”
He laughed, unable to help it.
She just tugged him down until he was practically draped across her, clinging to him like he might vanish.
“Promise you won’t leave,” she whispered.
Max kissed the top of her head. “I’m not going anywhere. I’ll be right here the whole night.”
“You’re my safe place,” she murmured, her voice thick with sleep and meds. “You always make me feel safe.”
Max closed his eyes for a moment, breathing her in.
He would’ve fought the whole world to keep her safe. He would’ve torn Monaco apart brick by brick if it meant putting her back together.
“You’re safe,” he whispered back. “I promise.”
Isabelle finally drifted into a light sleep, her fingers still tangled tightly in his hoodie. Max stayed right there, sitting awkwardly on the edge of the bed, letting her use him as a pillow if that’s what she needed.
***
Text Messages: Lewis Hamilton & Sebastian Vettel
Lewis: Mate. Lewis: You awake? Lewis: Need to ask you something.
Sebastian: Always awake for you. Sebastian: What's up?
Lewis: Ran into a situation in Monaco tonight. Lewis: A car crash. Drunk driver. Lewis: Girl got hit.
Sebastian: Christ. Sebastian: Is she okay???
Lewis: Yeah. Shaken up. Lewis: Shocky. Lewis: It was Isabelle Leclerc.
Sebastian: ...wait. Sebastian: Charles’s sister Isabelle??
Lewis: Yeah. Lewis: I stayed with her till the ambulance came.
Sebastian: Good man. Sebastian: How bad was it?
Lewis: Bad enough. Lewis: She was freezing. Could barely speak at first. Lewis: Stayed with her until paramedics got there. Lewis: She’ll need a proper checkup, but she was alive, breathing, conscious.
Sebastian: Poor girl. Sebastian: She’s always been... quiet, but good. Solid. Sebastian: Did Charles get there?
Lewis: No. Lewis:  I told her i’d call him. Lewis: She begged me not to. Lewis: full panic. Lewis: like—not just “i don’t want to worry him”— Lewis: like "please don’t tell him"Like panicked.
Sebastian: Shit.
Lewis: Seb. Lewis: What the hell is going on between her and Charles?
Sebastian: It's... complicated.
Lewis: That’s not an answer.
Sebastian: It’s family stuff. Sebastian: Not my story to tell.
Lewis: I’m not asking for gossip. Lewis: I’m about to be in the garage with Charles next year. Lewis: I need to know if I’m walking into a minefield.
Sebastian: It’s not a minefield. Sebastian: It’s a slow bleed that no one ever stopped. Sebastian: The Leclerc family dynamic is... difficult. Sebastian: Charles loves her in his way. Sebastian: But he doesn’t see her. Never really has.
Lewis: How do you mean?
Sebastian: It’s not loud.Sebastian: Not shouting or fighting. Sebastian: It’s worse. Sebastian: It’s forgetting. Ignoring.Sebastian: Charles forgets she’s a person sometimes. Sebastian: Like she’s background noise. Takes her for granted.
Lewis: Jesus.
Sebastian: Look, Charles isn’t cruel on purpose. Sebastian: But he doesn’t see her properly. Sebastian: Hasn’t for a long time. Sebastian: Too caught up in being the golden boy. Sebastian: It’s easy for everyone to overlook someone who doesn’t scream for attention.
Lewis: She shouldn’t have to scream.
Sebastian: No. She shouldn’t. Sebastian: But that’s the Leclerc family for you.
Sebastian: Charles loves his sister. I don’t doubt that. 
Sebastian: I tried telling him once…I don’t think he even understood what I meant, Lewis. 
Sebastian: Charles isn’t cruel. He is a good guy in a lot of ways. He’s not malicious. But he’s blind.
Sebastian: And the people around him? His family? They expect Isabelle to just... carry everything. Be the good girl. Be grateful.
Sebastian: Isabelle grew up in a shadow she didn’t ask for. And no one ever pulled her out of it.
Lewis: That’s fucked up. Lewis: You should have told me sooner.
Sebastian: It wasn’t my story to tell.  But now that you know... be kind to her, if you can. Sometimes being overlooked hurts more than being hated. (And she has some fantastic thoughts on Ecological architecture, if the topic ever comes up!)
Lewis: I will. Thanks, mate.
Sebastian: Anytime. Sebastian: And good luck at Ferrari. You’re going to need it.
***
Lewis didn’t usually make a habit of visiting hospitals.
Not if he could avoid it.
But after the night he’d had — witnessing Isabelle Leclerc’s accident firsthand, seeing her curled up in that crumpled car, bleeding and shocky — he hadn’t been able to shake the image.
He needed to make sure she was really okay.
Especially after she had all but begged him not to call Charles.
So here he was, walking through the polished halls of Princess Grace Hospital, a coffee in one hand and the quiet buzz of early morning filling the air.
The receptionist had waved him up to her room without hesitation.
“She’s in 433,” she said. “They moved her upstairs overnight for observation.”
Lewis headed for the elevator, heart pounding a little too fast.
He wasn’t family.
He wasn’t even a close friend.
But last night… he hadn’t been able to just walk away.
He pushed open the door to room 433, expecting to find Isabelle sleeping alone.
Maybe a nurse checking in.
Maybe Charles finally at her bedside.
Instead, Lewis froze halfway through the doorway.
Because slouched in the chair next to Isabelle’s bed — hoodie rumpled, hair a mess, legs awkwardly stretched out and still somehow managing to look like he belonged there — was Max Verstappen.
Lewis stared.
Max was half-asleep, head tipped back against the wall, Isabelle’s hand still clutched tightly in his.
Not loosely.
Not casually.
Like he couldn’t bear to let go.
And on the bed, Isabelle was curled toward him in her sleep, her fingers twisted into the fabric of his hoodie like she was holding onto a lifeline.
Lewis’s brain short-circuited for a second.
He hadn’t known what to expect — but it definitely hadn’t been this.
Max stirred slightly, blinking awake as Lewis stood there like an idiot in the doorway.
His eyes sharpened immediately, full of instinct and protectiveness.
“Morning,” Max said quietly, his voice rough from sleep.
Lewis cleared his throat. “Morning. I—uh—I didn’t mean to wake you.”
“You didn’t,” Max said simply, glancing down at Isabelle to make sure she was still asleep before looking back at Lewis. His thumb brushed lightly over her knuckles without thinking.
Lewis’s mind was racing.
Max Verstappen.
Max “I hate Monaco socializing” Verstappen.
Max “I don’t do drama” Verstappen.
Holding Isabelle Leclerc’s hand like she was the most precious thing in the world.
Lewis stepped further into the room, lowering his voice instinctively. “I didn’t know you two were…”
Max’s mouth twitched slightly. Not quite a smile. “Yeah. Not a lot of people do. Lando does.”
Lewis nodded slowly, the pieces starting to rearrange themselves in his mind.
The panic in Isabelle’s voice when she said don’t call Charles.
The protectiveness bleeding off Max in waves.
The way Isabelle’s whole body, even unconscious, leaned into him like it was instinct.
It made a kind of sense, now.
A messy, secret kind of sense.
“I was there last night,” Lewis said quietly. “At the crash.”
Max’s eyes sharpened even more, alert now. “You were?”
Lewis nodded. “I saw it happen. I called the ambulance. Stayed with her until they arrived.”
Something flickered across Max’s face — gratitude, raw and immediate.
“Thank you,” he said quietly, like the words cost him something. “For staying with her.”
Lewis shook his head. “You don’t need to thank me. She… she didn’t want me to call Charles.”
Max’s jaw flexed. He looked down at Isabelle again, the tension in his shoulders visible.
“I know,” Max said after a beat. “It’s… complicated.”
Lewis thought about asking. About pushing.
But one look at the way Max’s hand tightened protectively around hers, and he decided against it.
Not his business.
Not today.
Instead, Lewis set the coffee cup he’d brought down on the bedside table, careful not to make too much noise.
“For when she wakes up,” he said simply.
Max nodded once. “She’ll appreciate that.”
Lewis hesitated, then gave Max a small, understanding nod.
And for the first time, he realized —
Max wasn’t just dating Isabelle.
He was in it.
Fully. Completely.
No half-measures.
And maybe — maybe that was exactly what Isabelle needed.
“Take care of her,” Lewis said finally, meaning it.
Max looked up, his expression hard and certain. “Always.”
Lewis nodded once more and quietly slipped out of the room, leaving them to their small, private world.
And for the first time in a long time, Lewis smiled to himself.
Because against all odds —
Isabelle Leclerc had found someone who would never let her stand alone again.
***
Text Messages: Lewis Hamilton & Sebastian Vettel
Lewis: You’re not going to believe what I just walked into.
Lewis: Went to the hospital this morning to check on Isabelle.
Lewis:  You know, after the crash last night.
Sebastian: Right. How is she?
Lewis: Sleeping. Safe.
Sebastian: Good.
Sebastian:  But that’s not what you’re texting about.
Lewis: No.
Lewis:  Max Verstappen was there.
Sebastian: ...what?
Lewis: Sitting in the chair next to her bed. Lewis:  Holding her hand. Lewis:  Full-on boyfriend mode.
Sebastian: Are you serious???
Lewis: Dead serious. It wasn’t casual. It wasn’t new either.
Sebastian: Holy shit.
Lewis: Yeah. Lewis:  Suddenly a lot of things make sense.
Sebastian: Like her panic last night when you mentioned Charles.
Lewis: Exactly. Lewis:  She didn’t want Charles finding out. Lewis:  Probably doesn’t want any of them finding out yet.
Sebastian: Honestly? Sebastian: If anyone’s going to protect her, it’s Max. Sebastian: He doesn’t do anything halfway. Sebastian: And god help anyone who tries to mess with her now.
Lewis: Yeah.
Lewis:  He actually thanked me for staying with her after the accident. Like he sounded actually sincere. 
Sebastian: I think she finally found someone who sees her.
Sebastian:  Not the Leclerc name. Sebastian:  Just... her.
Lewis: Yeah. Lewis: Yeah, that’s what it looked like. Lewis: And honestly? I’m happy for her.
Sebastian: Me too. Sebastian:  God, Charles is going to lose his mind.
***
Text Messages: Lewis Hamilton & Lando Norris
Lewis: I know. 
Lando: ????????? know what???
Lewis: about Max and Isabelle.
Lando: OH MY GOD Lando:  WHO TOLD YOU????
Lewis: no one. Lewis: I saw it with my own eyes. Lewis: Hospital bedside. Lewis: Hand-holding. Lewis: Sleeping in a chair like a lovesick idiot. Lewis: It’s real.
Lando: holy shiiiiiiiit Lando: WELCOME TO THE NIGHTMARE
Lewis: what nightmare
Lando: hang on Lando: adding you
***
Group Chat: HELP ME
(Members: Oscar Piastri, Lando Norris, Daniel Ricciardo, Carlos Sainz Jr. and Lewis Hamilton)
Lando Norris has added Lewis Hamilton
Lando: guys Lando:  GUYS
Lando: LEWIS KNOWS NOW
Daniel: LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Oscar: It was inevitable tbh.
Carlos: Hola Lewis. Bienvenido al infierno.
Lewis: ...why does this chat exist
Daniel: because max and isabelle are RIDICULOUS and SECRETIVE and it's KILLING US
Oscar: also because we needed a safe space to scream
Carlos: and gossip.
Lando: and bet how long until Charles finds out and has a meltdown
Oscar: How did you find out?
Lewis:  Last night in Monaco. Lewis:  Isabelle got in a crash. Lewis:  A drunk driver ran a red light. Lewis:  Slammed into her car.
Lando: WHAT?! IS SHE OKAY???
Lewis: She’s alive. Lewis:  Spent the night in hospital. Lewis:  Mild concussion. Bruises. Lewis:  They’re keeping her for observation.
Carlos: Oh my god.
Oscar: Poor Belle :(
Daniel: HOW DID WE NOT KNOW THIS
Lewis: I was there. Lewis:  I saw the crash. Lewis:  Ran over. Lewis:  Stayed with her until the ambulance came.
Daniel: You're a legend, mate.
Lewis: There’s more. Lewis:  When I said I was going to call Charles— Lewis:  She begged me not to. Lewis:  Like, full-on panic.
Daniel: ... That tracks tbh.
Carlos: Yeah. It’s complicated.
Lewis:  This morning I went to check on her. Lewis:  And Max was there. Lewis:  Sleeping next to her. Lewis:  Holding her hand like he was afraid to let go.
Lando:  max literally acts like a disney prince around belle 
Lando:  hand-holding and everything. Lewis:  how long has this been going on??
Lando: ages.
Oscar: Since like March. 
Lewis: does Charles know?
Daniel: ...............no.
Oscar: dear god no
Carlos: If Charles finds out there will be a war.
Lewis: You guys have been covering for them????
Daniel: YES. AND WE’RE DOING AMAZINGLY Daniel: (except for the part where we’re all gonna die when charles finds out)
Lando: new plan: Lando: if charles finds out Lando: we blame max.
Daniel: and also maybe… pretend we just found out too.
Daniel: Max can protect himself anyway Daniel: He’s built like a house and has no survival instincts around belle
Lewis: Honestly after what i saw last night he’s never letting her out of his sight again
Lando: cute but terrifying
Oscar: love that for her tbh
***
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vanishintoyou · 2 years ago
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THERYE MAKING A NEW KUROSHITSUJI ANIME LMAO???????????????????????
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badgertracksart · 2 years ago
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Portfolio advice, from a lead who hires Concept Artists
(This was originally a twitter thread I wrote before the site self imolated, hense it's strange structure.) I wrote this after a weekend of portfolio reviews - 1. Like a maths exam, please please show your working. I want to see thumbs options, mid options and of course a final design.
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2. Arrange your portfolio, I don't want to bounce about between subject matter and pipeline. Your portfolio's narrative should be as strong as your work... 3. Please make worlds that excite the viewer, make them want to go in and explore them, explain to them the interesting parts of the town, or the way the character's hat unfolds. How will this draw the viewer in? 4. As I've said before the majority of your project work is explanatory not mood, make sure your portfolio contains explanatory work. Explained here -
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5. A lot of beautiful post apocolyptic paintings, , but 80% of realistic games and film, we just give the environment artists photo ref, they are capable artists in their own right. Different work in stylised where you do need to create rules for how things can be translated. 6. Production art contains call out sheets, material references and flat graphics. This doesn't have to be your final image, but it should support it.
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7. Design characters on a swatch(es) of the environment they will be viewed in. Not on white. I make swatch backgrounds from screenshots, it avoids assumptions that damage readability. 8. Reverse of this, put people in your environments, show me the scale.
9. It's not a deal breaker for a review, but if you intend to get a job, please show me your work on a screen larger than a smartphone (print outs probably the cheapest option with the best battery life). 10. Please have your contact details clearly visible, and by that I mean email address, I will not pass your social media contact on, I cannot input your form into my tracking system. EMAIL ADDRESS emblazoned and bake it in, sometimes recruiters do funky stuff to pdfs
11. Your portfolio will never feel done, not to you anyway. You will have learnt from your latest pieces and want to apply it to older work. But we know art is a journey. Send your portfolio anyway. I've been in the industry 10+ years and my portfolio is still not 'finished'. 12. If you are applying to an environment centric Concept Art position then please vary your times of day! Golden hour is cool but show me some happy sunny days, looming overcast days, what about at night? Vary your weather too! Sunny snowy day? Rainy Spring day? Stormy night?
13. If you are applying for a character centric Concept Art role then please ensure your portfolio shows a variety of body types and ethnicities. 14. Designing characters for games? Please show back views and feet (!) Many potfolios contain only front views. This is a problem because:
You haven't shown you are considering the design from all angles.
In many games rear view is the main view.
Stop cropping feet.
15. If you are entry / graduating and looking at Portfolios to compare content and standard of yr own work too, look at hired grad/junior artists as opposed to seniors Seniors and leads often have old or personal work in their portfolio which isnt representative of the day job. 16a. Show clearly the intended use case for your Concept Art. Mention the game type in the description. Are these player character designs for a 3rd person adventure game? Then more back views please. Bonus points for diagetic ways of showing health / equipment / role etc.
16b. Are these designs for an FPS? Then really the player view of the gun needs to sell the player style/ choices, in an FPS your weapons are almost your character. Are these world designs? What's the view distance? For an RTS your shapes need to read from above & a distance. 16c. The lack of clarification means I am judging the design in isolation, which both harms the design (you might be considering the backview of a char as the main adventure character.) Or an NPC, their waist up expressions may be important for conveying exposition and mechanics.
16d. Concept art is not separate from gameplay, great concept art serves the game team before it is a good illustration.
17. Play games. A variety of games. Think about them. IMO to be a good concept artist you need to understand the common language & references used by your peers. Also understand the principles and common language your audience are used to. FPS design rules are v.diff from RTS.
18. There are many skills that are needed in concept art, please show them. For example: Graphic design - logos, liveries, typographic use etc. VFX concepts - Abilities, Ambience, motion concepts. Architectural knowledge - How buildings are built! & more but I'm out of space :O
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iguanodonwildman · 28 days ago
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I am making this post on behalf of my friend, @hashembadr. Hashem is #102 on @gazavetters’ spreadsheet.
Hashem is currently raising money for his family in Gaza. There are 26 people in his group, including himself. 13 of them are children between the ages of 3 to 16. Among these children is Hashem’s neice, Suhaam, who is 9 years old.
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(The above redraw of Suhaam was drawn by astraios-art to avoid triggering tumblr’s mature content filters with blood.)
Suhaam was injured on October 22, 2023 and had to have surgery on her left arm. Due to the war and repeated displacement, she was not able to receive follow up treatment or rest as needed. Now, her arm has healed badly and she needs a revision surgery. She experiences pain and has trouble moving it. She has trouble holding toys. It is possible she may lose the arm if she does not get this surgery soon.
GoFundMe takes a 2% commission from donations, and the transfer fees to Gaza take another 30% off of that reduced number. In order to pay for his neice’s surgery, Hashem will need to raise $5,920. ($4,700 for the operation and treatment, plus $111 for the GFM commission fee, plus another $1,110 is the price of transferring the amount to Gaza 30% for the transfer fee.)
A large portion of the current GFM funds (about £6,000, give or take) were used to pay for two replacement tents after the three they were living in were destroyed by shrapnel in an attack, a bed and mattress for Suhaam, and daily living expenses. I have tracked those expenses here, but the links are broken because tumblr terminated Hashem’s old blog. As such, the GFM must reach at least £11,000 for Suhaam to get her surgery, though Hashem may be forced to use some of the current funds to purchase food for the rest of the family.
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Hashem is a good friend and we have been chatting almost daily (when he has internet) for months now. There isn’t much I can do for him except to make his voice louder. Please share this post and donate if you are able!
Update: Hashem is also now without a phone. It was damaged on June 8th, 2025, when he was attacked after leaving the aid station.
I’ve also included some examples of art from artists who are offering commissions in exchange for donations to Hashem below if you need further incentive to give.
If you donate any amount of money, you can get a cute lil dragon doodle from @shadowfoxsilver! Here's a cutie she drew for me! They also offer additional tiers for more complex drawings.
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For at least $3, you can get a doodle from @artobotsrollout! Here's is a $10 sketch I got from her. The sketch tier includes progress shots, line art, and a full color piece.
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If you donate at least $5, you can get a sketch from @astraios-art! Here's one he did for me of Tenzou helping Sakura chase Kakashi down for a check up! He also drew me this picture of Roy DeSoto and Johnny Gage from Emergency!
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@orilifiel is also offering $5 donation sketches! Here is one he drew for me of my favorite Resident Evil Head canon where Leon finds a cake from the welcome party mid game and eats it with a blank stare.
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@derelictheretic is also offering $5 sketches on this post! They also offer additional tiers for more complex drawings.
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For at least $7, you can get a sketch from @optimistic-autistic! Here's one he did for me of one of my favorite pokemon, Chikorita! He also offers additional tiers for more complex drawings.
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If you donate at least $15, you can get a character design from @crungulus. $25 will get you a portrait, and $30 will get you even more, like this commission they did for me of my late cat, Callie.
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These offers may expire, so donate now!
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"We don't need to have any moral reasons to hate on Hazbin/Helluva hating it because it's mid and bad is way more fun imo. anyhow why do people like Vassago he's just the shiny red version of Stella's brother who I also dislike. He has no personality but "SPANISH BIRD. LIKES STOLAS OR SOMETHING." I hate the design for both. Also was the brother character necessary? Why couldn't Stella be the mastermind cooking Stolas's downfall herself? Ugh. Stella is like... If 13 year old me ripped off Cersei Lannister from GoT/ASOIAF and made her my furry OC, and even this comparison is insulting at least Cersei's a fleshed out character."
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lethesbeastie · 5 months ago
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I showed a few parts of this larger ref while responding to asks yesterday, so might as well post the whole thing akfhskfhskf
Version without texture overlay + character design thoughts and lore under the cut!
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I'm gonna start this off by saying that I am not a biologist and that my attempts at speculative biology are operating by "rule of cool" in some parts of this design.
Wraith's design is largely based on cephalopods, with mimic octopus, bobtail squid, and cuttlefish playing a key role as design inspirations. My goal for their design in this form was to keep their anatomy and physiology as close to the typical structure of cephalopods as possible without sacrificing the necessary physical features that would allow them to adapt to life outside of the water. I wanted them to look alien, but still endearing, and to emphasize the fact that they are very much still a child despite their size and strangeness.
A quick note on some terms from the flavor text on the image:
Buccal mass: mouthparts of a cephalopod, including the beak and the musculature that allows it to open and close
Mantle: the main body of a cephalopod that protects and contains all of its major organs
Flavor text:
Arms Vs. Tentacles: on cephalopods, Arms refer to appendages which have suckers along the entire length of the limbs underside, while Tentalces only have suckers at the club-like end
1. Blue of blood shows through in membranes/thinner areas of flesh
2. Primary mouth/buccal mass
3. External gills
4. Siphon
5. Ridges flare when threatened
6. Tentacles and rear arm merge, acts as counterweight to aid in bipedal locomotion
7. Lower anterior arms merge to form legs; lack of proper bones means bipedal locomotion is unsteady
8. Upper arms adapted hands to better manipulate objects
9. The two rear-most appendages are proper tentacles, and are capable of manipulating objects almost as effectively as main hands
10. Two mouths, one form consumption, one for speech*
- 10A. Secondary mouth hidden by barbles, chitin** structure within resembles a fused set of teeth. This mouth can be used to eat, but there's a high risk of choking
- 10B. Resting position of beak in primary mouth, retracted into buccal mass
- 10C. Extended position of beak in primary mouth; capable of breaking down mollusk shells and biting through bone
11. Natural posture when unfurled
12. Defensive stance
13. The skin covering the mantel forms a cavity into which the head can partially withdraw
14. Capable of spitting ink from secondary mouth when in distress
15. Eyes are large with highly reflective pupils; excellent dark vision
16. Nictitating membrane rises to protect the eye when biting, may also rise when distressed
17. Retractable claws inside suckers
Extra design lore and speculative biology:
18. Blood is a deep blue, appears black under water, and turns clear as it dries. Texture is thick and viscous
** in the image I wrote keratin, but research has shown me that a squids beak is actually made of chitin rather than keratin! Keratin may still be present, but it's not the main polymer in the makeup of the beak structure. I know this is a silly fun character design, but I try to remain somewhat accurate with how I engage the biological aspects, so I wanted to correct my mistake
At the current moment of this design, Wraith is 11 years old, and stands at 5 ft 4 in [168 cm] when using their legs. They measure 6 ft [183 cm] long from head to tail when unfurled/in the water. Their height and size relative to their age is above average compared to humans, but is more or less in line with the normal growth rate for deep sea tritons, which are the largest of the triton variants. Their height out of the water is limited by their physiology; Wraith lacks proper bones, so maintaining an upright form requires a lot more effort and energy. They rely heavily on mobility aids (rollator, cane, wheelchair) if they'll be walking or standing for long periods of time in their true form.
The changeling magic that enables their shape-shifting provides a level of structural stability to their body when in disguise that makes life outside of the water easier, but they still require more rest and breaks from standing than other able-bodied children of their own age. The form that provides the most stability is their "default" triton disguise, which they've carefully tailored to be as comfortable as possible so they can have a more active lifestyle. Smaller disguise forms are easier to manage, as the compression of their body makes those forms more stable to hold. Their triton disguise form measures out to only 3 ft 5 in [103 cm] tall which is much easier for them to maintain out of the water.
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kabutoden · 6 months ago
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BEHOLD, BUGSTUCK COMPLETE
click on the link to go to a spreadsheet with TONS OF ART (lots even not featured here. yay :) and also lots of lore!
ok so were you ever like 'huh i wonder how many morphs are stuff are in bugstuck and what buggy trolls who arnt the main six generally look like also wouldnt it be funny if there was like, a whole lot of dedication put into this, like seriously way too much effort' well STOP your QUESTIONS because i drew like 36 trolls and gave them all godtiers. they're broken into groups of a dozen (wrigglers, 13 year olds, and older teens) to help me with assigning them all classpects for fun. classpecting and related powers would be for an sburb au which isnt really relevant to their actual lives, but was cute and fun for me to think about. also, there's a couple extra siblings and seadwellers cus it felt weird to mention of trolls that didnt appear in my lore drops. also yellowbloods arnt unusually smaller i just screwed up my math and made 2 more 13 year old yellowbloods then i should so i kicked two of them into the older teen group, and as a result the lime and red milipede got kicked back. surely i will forever regret it. also you might say 'hey dont a lot of these trolls, even the ones who are 13 look pretty small compared how you did the cannon 12 cast' yeah. whoops. XD thats on me ill be real. wasnt supposed to do that i was just drawing and it happened. now marvel at the variation and distinctness in these characters designs idk
OK ENJOY! LOTS OF TROLLS!
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filibusterfrog · 8 months ago
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Hi there!
I was screaming about this to a friend and then realised I should also send it to your face, bc why talk nicely about someone behind their back when you could also let them in on it!
Your art is incredible and always brings a smile to my face, I remember many years back when I was a lil 13 year old coming across some of your art that was stolen and reposted on pinterest and being instantly captivated and spending an hour finding one with your watermark so I could look you up.
Your art was a major turning point for me in going from just copying how to draw anime books in my local library to trying to figure out what sort of style I wanted to draw in and learning more of the fundamentals. I recently raved in a friend's DMs about your art and character design and they told me they could absolutely still see a bunch of your influences in my art and characters to this day, even over half a decade on, as well as countless costumes for larp.
Your art has always inspired me, and for years now, whenever I have art block (and I remember), I'll scroll through your art and remember what I like about doing art and think what I want to create, rather than getting caught up in what I feel like I should make.
Your art indirectly linked me in with amazing communities, and the best people I have ever met. Seeing your art during the bushfires was a huge comfort to me, it was a scary and terrible time and seeing someone else sharing my feelings and making them visible in a way I couldn't do yet was so helpful to me in ways I can't describe.
This has been long and overly sappy, but know that your art made an impact on a little 13 year old who felt alone, who's now an adult with a strong community.
Please look after yourself, and know that even if you never make anything ever again, you've still touched people's lives for the better.
hello anon! ive been rereading this ask almost daily since you sent it :) thank you very much for letting me know, there are few things i like better than people telling me that my work means something to them.
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joltai-showa · 9 months ago
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still thinking about Obito's tendencies to hang upside down so why not talk about something even more funny
now Obito is obviously trolling the Konoha squad in that moment, acting like a complete idiot and weirdo and all, usual stuff for Tobi. Obito is being a weird little bat on purpose, it's all an act
you know who among Akatsuki, a very scary and a totally serious organization, also acted like a weird little bat, but without it all being an act?
allow me to introduce you to the final page of chapter 238
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Kishimoto, why is Deidara's first appearance is him being upside down during Akatsuki's zoom meeting?
(which is supposedly the first one in 7 years since Orochimaru ditched them, but whatever, no fucking way these guys can remain semi-organized without a good old online meetup, I do not care for canon's opinion when it conflicts with my funny headcanons)
But seriously, it's been almost 10 years since I read the manga for the first time and there's still no explanation as to why Deidara did that LMAO. Logic dictates that it's simply Kishimoto not finishing up the designs for his new villains (rinnegan's design wasn't finalized until, like, Akatsuki Supression arc, I believe? there's someone TOWERING over Kisame who is 195cm already and at the end of the day remains Akatsuki's tallest member, etc etc), but I've got a PhD in overthinking Naruto details and turning them into shitposts that sometimes also turn into fanfiction, so I will take this one tiny detail and make myself laugh until I cry.
To me this moment is just so precious because it's actually a scene from OG Naruto, meaning that it's pre-timeskip, so Deidara here is only 16. And this just proves to me that Deidara's puberty (there is no exact indicator as to when Deidara was abducted recruited into Akatsuki, but I assume it happened sometime when he was 12, because during his recruitment we see Itachi (and we know that he joined Akatsuki after the massacre, so he was 13 and he's got a 2 year difference with Deidara), Kisame (who, judging by his pre-death flashbacks, joined AFTER Itachi, meaning some time had to have passed since the massacre) and Sasori (who wouldn't have a partner after Itachi joined because Orochimaru just couldn't resist trying to get that Sharingussy, but Akatsuki don't operate on their own in general, so I doubt Sasori would have been left without a partner for a long time, a year max) and during this zoom meeting 16-year-old Deidara speaks like he's very much aligned with Akatsuki's goals and grudges which would be very weird if he joined them against his will just recently, so a year or more would have to pass between Deidara's recruitment and the OG Naruto zoom meeting) was arguably one of the worst things that organization as a whole had to go through because teenage Deidara was JUST BUILT DIFFERENT.
Don't mind the fact that even as an adult he starts tweaking if he doesn't get to explode something every few hours (I would imagine that teenage rage and angst would only exacerbate this issue), but he would also just want to "look cool" and wouldn't listen to anyone in any position of authority AT ALL. Going back to this scene of Akatsuki's zoom call, we can see (and for certain characters assume because once again designs here are kind of wack) that these overly serious members like Pain, Konan, Kakuzu and Sasori are PRESENT and just... don't do anything about Deidara's antics? They just gave up at some point LMAO. And a while ago, I presume.
16-year-old Deidara, proud and puffed up as a lion: You can stay on the ground as boring old men you are, but I'm going to hang upside down today, hm!
Pain, the acting leader of this very serious and lethal organization that for some reason took in a 13-year-old and a 12-year-old because, I dunno, the real leader thought it would be funny, sighing: okay, Deidara...
I also don't believe that it was ever specified how Nagato's zoom jutsu works, but I think Akatsuki's members simply sit in whatever position they want and their projection is different from their actual position which means that. yeah. Deidara does a bat cosplay. because he wants to. baby why are you like that.
but I also like to imagine Deidara actually hanging on the ceiling during the meetup and the gang just going
Pain: Sasori, can't you grab a mop or something and swat him off of there?
Sasori, in the most dead inside voice imaginable: you are not paying me enough to do that. in fact, you would not last a minute in the asylum I'm living in. you can't give me 40 minutes of peace, can you?
honestly props to Onoki for finding a way to both continue using Deidara's skills for his goals (by just fucking paying Akatsuki and calling it a day) and keep the village intact, teenage Deidara just seems like the trial version of what Akatsuki members could expect on their missions. like, if you can't manage the stress of dealing with the (pony)tailed beast, you have no business trying to fight an actual tailed beast.
I'm also thinking that adult Deidara aka Shippuden Deidara would think himself really cringe for doing this shit when he was younger and feels kind of embarrassed in front of the other members (who unfortunately besides Hidan were there to witness his cringe bat phase of growing up in your local terrorist daycare organization), so he's pretty quiet during the zoom meetings when we get properly introduced to him.
That's, of course, until Deidara gets partnered with Tobi.
I can imagine the two of them competing who can last longer hanging upside down and now Pain really can't do anything to stop this bullshit because it's his actual boss and his clueless partner making their own bat nest during their zoom meeting. He just tiredly glances over at Konan who gives him a "I told you Yahiko was right and we shouldn't have joined forces with this guy, but when do you ever listen to me" look.
The gang would be discussing something like Kakuzu and Hidan brutally murdering Asuma (who's Obito's classmate btw and whose mother he already killed a while ago) and trying to steal his corpse to sell for some cash and in the background above them Tobi'll be yelling something like "senpai, watch what I can do" and start turning cartwheels on the ceiling.
tl;dr Obito and Deidara match each other's freak when it comes to doing weird shit for no apparent reason other than to fuck with everyone while on the job. thanks for coming to my TobiTalk
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